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File: d1140a91e07631d⋯.jpeg (59.05 KB,1461x795,487:265,DzPFA9TV4AASN1Z.jpeg)

 No.30907 [Last50 Posts]

So is there an image which better summarizes the Disney purchase of Star Wars than this?

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 No.30909

>>30907

Is this in one of the new Disney animations?

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 No.30912

>>30909

Yeah, they redid the rescue of Princess Leia with that retarded Galaxy of Adventure cartoon. Leia is now a psycho who hits people and throws them around.

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 No.30913

File: f9af5d623d6f58b⋯.jpg (241.05 KB,1200x920,30:23,Dumbo.jpg)

>>30907

Look at this. I's from 1941. Now compare it to your picture and you can see the destruction of soul.

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 No.30914

>>30912

>get herself caught

>rescue herself

Strong Female Character™

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 No.30916

The couple of episodes focused on lightsaber duels actually have relatively decent choreography. Not as good as Clone Wars 2003, but better than most of Filoni Wars, and certainly better than the garbage in Rebels and the Disney movies.

This episode was retarded in the way they tried to make Leia a Stronk Womyn by making Luke and Han into clowns. Leia was already competent, but that's not enough, she has to be the best at everything and in order to do that you have to downgrade everyone around her.

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 No.30918

File: bad49a6e538a0fe⋯.png (103.92 KB,653x285,653:285,twitter.png)

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 No.30919

File: ea6c31f9242fd73⋯.mp4 (1.27 MB,326x184,163:92,the lord has forsaken us.mp4)

>>30918

>With Leia bravely leading the way and keeping her would-be rescuers safe, they were able to make their way to Solo's freighter,

Oh Lordy Lordy Lord

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 No.30920

Nobody likes Rey so they made Leia into Rey.

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 No.30922

>>30912

>>30907

>literally rewriting George's movies

wew

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 No.30924

>>30922

It really puts the faggots angry that Lucas added an outcropping to the blu-rays in perspective.

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 No.30925

>>30918

>implying she would have gotten out of the cell

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 No.30926

The animation style's not too bad for a budget project, but why remake the OT, when you could tell further Luke Skywalker stories?

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 No.30927

>>30926

because they are vandals.

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 No.30939

>>30926

They're lazy and unorginal

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 No.30960

>>30926

Because faggots will invest more in a retelling than an original story. No one cares about Luke's autistic adventures, they want nostalgia.

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 No.30962

>>30960

I don't buy that though. People get attached to characters and want to see what they did next. That's seeing the original cast again, thirty years on was initially such a draw. People are pretty basic, but they don't just want the same three movies reiterated forever, surely.

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 No.30963

>>30962

I don't see a reboot going very well for them. There will be a lot of resistance and with Solo's failure I think fans aren't interested in recasting people. But they still might do it, thinking curiousity might get people to come.

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 No.30970

>>30907

Are we saying that Disney in general is bad or just Disney buying other companies and ruining them?

Sorry for being a newfag,

But, I'm also a Disneyfag.

I love Disneyland and it's history.

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 No.30973

>>30970

Disney was once a good family company, but after Walt died it slowly got taken over by a mixture of soulless corporate executives and aggressively crazy cultural marxists. Iger is more or less a typical post Obama CEO - stridently liberal in his social politics and conservative in finance. Basically the worst of all worlds. Disney is still a fun place to go and all their old movies are good, but under Iger service at the parks has gone downhill and costs for everything have risen. At current pace in a decade it will be a total shithole. The current movies are more and more political and less family oriented, more programming and propaganda than entertainment.

Disney buying Lucasfilm has been a disaster. Kennedy sucks and Disney basically let her roam free, but they cut budgets also so they started making feminist garbage cheaper. Lucas' autistic demands for detail are gone, and in its place is shit like selling the gaming rights to the highest bidder (EA).

This image summarizes Disney's purchase - Leia smashing her palm into Luke's face in rage. An image designed to provoke. 'Fuck the past, go womyn, we own it now, delicious fanboy tears.'

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 No.30974

>>30973

I hope something happens before it ever becomes a shit hole. I hope… In some incredible way if somehow there is a way we could fix it…

I know you aren't suppose to get emotional on 8chan, (IDGAF) but if Disneyland dies, I would probably not want to be here anymore, Speaking of how Disney as made me happy in my countless depression episodes… Well, Disneyland at least.

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 No.30977

>>30973

>Disney was once a good company

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 No.30979

>>30977

Are you angry Walt knew the truth about kikes?

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 No.30980

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 No.30982

>>30980

Disney can unfuck itself if they want. Don't donate a dime to them.

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 No.30985

>>30970

Disney slowly stopped being Disney after Walt died, and any trace of its original self completely died after Roy sold out. But even then it wasn't completely terrible, at least until Frozen came around. That's when things truly started to get dark and the buyouts starting increasing. Disney should've just stuck with their own IPs and projects and cease buying other properties to boost their popularity.

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 No.30987

>>30907

Do you have a picture of rian johnson sucking his own feminine benis???

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 No.30992

File: 98587e2061b1403⋯.png (384.69 KB,929x484,929:484,WTF.png)

WTF

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 No.30993

>>30992

She looks so evil there.

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 No.30994

>>30992

Is it just me or is that animation style fucking trash!

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 No.30996

>>30994

>>30992

/r/ someone making that Leia pushing a muun into an oven

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 No.30998

>>30993

Aren't Womyn evil? Not women, Womyn?

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 No.30999

File: c92e0ca954a337d⋯.png (401.5 KB,929x484,929:484,WTF.png)

>>30992

NANI?!

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 No.31000

>>30974

Fix your fucking life and stop being a faggot. If you're getting depressed the solution isn't to suck a giant mouse cock. It's to fix the damn things making you depressed. I hope Disneyland dies just so I can laugh at your suicide.

>>30985

Disney hit it's peak in the 90s, digital tech killed it. Walt had issues, he wasn't perfect but he was all American. He tried to do wholesome content and support his nation. Now it's the complete opposite at Disney. It's just another big company that tries to create a monopoly in every way possible. They've done a pretty good job of swallowing up everything the same way EA has in the games industry. Anything of value will dwindle down to Disney and 1 other big company where your choice is getting fucked in the ass or fucked in the ass sideways. Like Square Enix and EA are doing in the gaming industry.

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 No.31002

File: d6538cb1c097b65⋯.mp4 (9.63 MB,1020x328,255:82,Hello Darkness....mp4)

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 No.31036

>>31000

I actually have a ton of mental issues (Like half of 8chan does, I know. Big shocker!)

To list a few

Over Obsession over things.

ADHD

Anxiety

Depression

Autism

Medium Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

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What's funny is I recently came across some information saying that Disneyland will be fixed, And will revert back to the way it was before the current political climate.So, I probably won't off myself for a while. XD

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 No.31037

>>30926

Tell me, can Satan create? Can a leech manufacture goods? Is a jew beautiful?

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 No.31038

>>30973

I just can't wait for the day that this shit will blow up in all the Social justice weirdos, For all of this to explode in a eruption of ejaculation and all real Disneyfans get what they want and jizz over getting their stuff back… I'll probably be apart of it…

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 No.31075

File: aa8d4f96356b4a2⋯.gif (5.35 MB,450x253,450:253,323513535.gif)

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 No.31077

File: 42407acef63c7b1⋯.jpg (34.21 KB,525x384,175:128,30 shoes.jpg)

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 No.31085

>31075

My favourite part of this is the anime eyes. I want to start posting it at people who post anime girls.

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 No.31086

>>30918

>taking one shitposting line this hard

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 No.31090

>>31086

Have you actually paid attention to their Twitter? They don't shitpost, just virtue signal.

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 No.31093

>>31090

no i mean the film's line

"this is some rescue"

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 No.31096

Lucasfilm is completely tainted. There's no doubt about it now, not a single decent human being left in there.

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 No.31103

>>31075

>Angry white women solve everything by showing their teeth!

RAWR!

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 No.31105

>>31093

There's a grain of truth to Leia taking some initiative to escape, but she didn't do it alone and she sure as shit didn't treat Luke like a retard or shove Chewbacca down a chute. Han, Chewie's old friend, kicked him on the rear and Chewie went down there.

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 No.31116

>>30907

the faggots writing star wars have literally NO understanding of the series… damn braintarded cunts.

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 No.31119

>>30974

This is absolutely pathetic, you sound like a tofu sculpture. I’ve got depression too, but I can’t see how attaching all your happiness to a company and a for-profit park is helpful. It seems like you’re deluding yourself into believing that whatever made you happy as a kid must still make you happy because you think that nothing has really changed when in fact you probably just don’t enjoy the same stuff anymore. Stop basing your present likes on the past, and stop sucking off a company that doesn’t care about you at all. But before all of that leave here and go back to reddit.

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 No.31144

File: 587b546be822d26⋯.gif (1.09 MB,498x211,498:211,tenor.gif)

>>30980

<give Disney more money

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 No.31195

>>30907

I thought this shit was someone making fun of Disney rofl.

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 No.31210

File: b8b94dce100fca5⋯.mp4 (369.33 KB,480x270,16:9,step-aside.mp4)

STUNNING.

AND.

BRAVE.

YAAAASSSS PRINCESS SLAYYYYY

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 No.31211

>>30994

nuLucasfilm is a bunch of fucking hacks.

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 No.31212

File: 1a244f2a3abba87⋯.webm (3.94 MB,640x360,16:9,PAIN.webm)

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 No.31215

>>31212

Merciful lord. I didnt realise he was that bad. That was like something out of a Tim and Eric sketch.

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 No.31216

>>31212

Lord, he's really broken

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 No.31217

File: 649123c40507ae9⋯.jpg (113.42 KB,480x640,3:4,1437565288716.jpg)

>>31215

>>31216

He is Star Wars in human form…

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 No.31219

>>31212

He's a tragic figure, as lamentable as MacBeth or Hamlet or any other tragic hero of Shakespeare. The noble man broken down by an evil bitch and merciless kikes. A gentle soul now so consumed with self doubt and weighed down by the sin of others that it takes a superhuman effort for him to string together words in conversation.

You see the fear in Brendan's eyes, the fear that again this waking dream they call reality will twist in itself and become Nightmare, and his timid jokes will raise ire, and they shall call him out and attack his soul as the bitch harridan did when she took everything. He is like a happy family dog taken suddenoy beaten every day by its owner, not understanding why, then released with cruelty onto the street.

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 No.31236

>>31212

I would unironically like to give him a chance in any of the new films.

>>31217

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 No.31238

File: 6fc2f1ab1428aab⋯.jpg (833.49 KB,1214x1646,607:823,Screenshot_20190222-104630….jpg)

>>31236

>>31236

>>>31212

>I would unironically like to give him a chance in any of the new films.

>>>31217

>

I remember thinking back in the 90s he would have been my choice for Anakin Skywalker

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 No.31239

>>31236

I think Brenden as Darth Bane might be cool.

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 No.31240

>>31239

>>>31236

>I think Brenden as Darth Bane might be cool.

>

He's a big guy.

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 No.31248

>>31238

That would have been really cool, tbh.

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 No.31249

>>31212

his alimony has ended btw

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 No.31255

>>31195

Can you fucking leave already, Alderranfag?

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 No.31256

File: 6943a51ee1004b6⋯.jpg (23.17 KB,500x281,500:281,Bane.jpg)

>>31239

I'd pay to see that movie.

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 No.31257

>>31212

>>31219

Who is he, and what is The Affair?

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 No.31260

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File: 66124a78f489348⋯.jpg (158.09 KB,998x1500,499:750,1437572750877.jpg)

File: aed249903429262⋯.png (16.59 KB,299x169,23:13,1470780724596.png)

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>>31257

Who? Brendan Fraser? Dude, he was the star of the 1999 Mummy movie series (remakes of the classic Mummy movies from the 50s) and a lot of other shit. He was also the token "stud" of the 90s who all girls went crazy for. But then he got himself a wife and she ruined his life, his career, took custody of their sons and began taking everything he owns through insane amounts of alimony. He's the source of the JUST meme for fuck's sake. There's no man who has had his shit fucked harder than Brendan. As for The Affair, its a shitty tv show everyone likes for some reason and it was Brendan's first big break in years, but he couldn't enjoy this brief moment of success because as soon as he got the gig, he gets a call telling him that his mom died. So he was unable to enjoy it. His shit is getting less fucked now, but he will never truly get the life he had back.

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 No.31261

>>31260

>There's no man who has had his shit fucked harder

As far as Hollywood standards go of course.

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 No.31265

>>31260

A kike producer also tried to castig couch him and he turned him down. After that the roles dried up and his wife left him. He also fucked up his body on the set of the Mummy films doing stunts.

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 No.31282

>>31215

>>31216

I’m pretty sure that particular interview was the day after his mother died or her funeral.

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 No.31283

>>31282

Why did they make him do an interview after his mom died? Poor Brendan.

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 No.31285

>>31283

Well the interview would have been scheduled much earlier than his mom’s death, I’m not sure if she was sick or if it was sudden but I can only say it was his choice or his agent pushed him to go to the interview anyways. Since that was his first acting job in a long time the publicity was pretty important, he may have had to sign a contract before saying he would show up hell-or-high-water, and thus could not get out of it. From the stations pov if he canceled they’d have a big slot of time they’d have to fill with something last minute with no preparation, also they probably just didn’t care, I’m sure they though “oh he’s an actor, his mom died so he’ll just act happy”. Though this is all jus speculation.

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