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You know, I think it might actually be a skill to be able to make dogfights in space boring. Seriously though, what's the point of making an animated show if it's going to be less exciting than the live action stuff? Isn't the whole point of animation that one has total freedom to portray whatever they want, without having to worry about sets and props and expensive special effects?
That being said, it's time to take a walk through Disney's latest Star Wars offering and see what it's got going on.
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No.30165
>>30156
So the whole episode is just 30 minutes of "boring kid looks after the store, messes up but nothing really happens". Wow. Just when I thought this shit couldn't get more boring.
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No.30166
>>30162
>>30163
Hey Resistance writers, I know you browse here since this thread pops up on google search for Resistance and you faggots probably have nothing better to do, how does it feel that the most memorable line in your show is a Shadow the Hedgehog meme, you flippin faggots?
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No.30167
>>30162
>>30159
It seems to be original. Closest thing that comes to mind is an unused owl design from the prequels, except it didn't have stupid antennas.
>>30160
>mining guild
>using one of my favorite roleplay labor factions for this mediocre shit
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No.30169
I love how this fat fuck Rodian has appeared in nearly every episode. This show has such a low budget that they can't even create new background characters. It's absurd, it doesn't even cost money to make new models, any fucking 3D artist could do it during their lunchbreak or some shit. Fucking embarrassing.
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No.30171
>>30162
He's going to kill a kid over a stupid part? I could understand if he was some thief-for-hire after some rare item or a spy for the First Order of faggots but he's willing to kill over a stupid engine piece while compromising his position in a widely recognized guild?
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No.30172
Oh man, Stormtroopers? wOW!
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No.30173
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>30169
>that metal cutting sound effect
I would probably be a little happy at seeing a reference to my favorite game in this, but instead I just feel disgust.
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No.30174
>>30171
I guess its a super valuable engine piece with a really dull name.
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No.30175
>>30173
They aren't references, they're just reusing sound assets because they're hacks. Sam reason so many of the aliens are just old alien designs, but they act nothing like those species are supposed to act.
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No.30176
All you gotta do to crash a ship is throw a frog at some wires, nice.
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No.30177
>>30172
Gee, who could've seen that coming?
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No.30179
>>30176
Why doesn't this guy have a blaster on him? Is it because of the same stupid rule that kept Space Aladdin from owning a gun or is that stupid dock have a no blasters policy?
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No.30180
>>30177
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
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No.30181
Hey look at that, no one died!
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No.30182
>>30176
Since when are the aquatic Gorgs (Huttese space frogs) immune to electricity? Why is him biting into those few cables shutting down the whole ship?
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No.30184
>>30182
>implying they give a shit about world building or consistency at nu-Lucasfilm
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No.30185
I like how the escape pod/shuttles are just rectangles. That's it, rectangles.
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No.30187
>>30181
OH BOY AND GOSH GOLLY! LIL' BITEY IS ALIVE! A'HYUCK! I'M SO HAPPY! AREN'T YOU HAPPY KIDS?!
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No.30188
The end!
Another 10/10 episode, thank you, Disney, everyone loves this show!
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No.30189
>>30185
Why does Phasma (basically the third in command in the not-Empire) keep getting assigned to this no-name planet which has nothing on it? Why give a shit?
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No.30191
>>30187
>AREN'T YOU HAPPY KIDS?!
No.
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No.30192
>>30189
Disney Wars exists in a Galaxy the size of New York City with a population equivalent to that of Kansas City.
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No.30193
>>30188
>my father was part gungan
wut? What a boring mess. I also like how they keep slapping George and Filoni's names on this shit despite zero involvement in this crap pile. Hell I dread to imagine how much worse this would be with Dave on board.
>>30192
That was even more evident in Rebels.
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No.30195
>>30188
So that's it? They have no problem believing the kid and don't even ask him to clean up the mess?
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No.30196
>>30195
Consequences are bad, mmkay. Unless you're a white male like Jace Rucklin, then fuck you, cracka.
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No.30204
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No.30260
>>30188
Was that supposed to be exciting? Shit wasn't even entertaining. And why is the azn hero such a fucking loser? No weapons, no guts, no talent and no fucking balls. How are kids supposed to see this whiny bitch as a hero?
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No.30263
>>30260
Guns are bad, mmkay.
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No.30271
>>30263
How long until swords and "laser swords" end up being removed too to fit with the UK's anti-knife/blade censorship?
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No.30273
>>27440
the art style and animation look like dog shit. I can accept this quality from a small studio like RoosterTeeth but not from a billion Dollar company
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No.30276
>>30164
They're definitely supposed to be a gay antiques shop couple from some 90s sitcom, but since it's on Disney XD they can only get away with hinting at it to avoid the wrath of parents groups. I predict they'll be confirmed as a married couple by a novel tie-in after the show has been cancelled when Lucasfilm need some good press to distract from more of their movie failures.
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No.30281
>>30273
>>30276
This almost looks and sounds worse than RWBY.
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No.30310
>>30281
What do you mean, "almost," at least RWBY had some clunky charm at times.
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No.30311
>>30276
Well, at the very least they use some traditional alien races like the Nikto character and that bat alien thing in your pic, that's more than can be said about the ST.
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No.30336
>>30311
>at the very least they are raping the things I love instead of ignoring them
I don't understand this mindset at all. Better to be forgotten than subverted.
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No.30367
>>27448
Its more annoying that they don't even have a hint of an accent or even one huttese speaker, outside of that one owl and his annoying sassy gay accent.
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No.30389
>>27440
how they even fuck the music up?
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No.30403
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No.33412
>>29045
Worse, passive parents who threw their kids at the tv and the public school system so they didn't have to get off their ass and raise their own kids. Broken homes tend to produce kids who are differently messed up.
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No.33423
>mobility kill
>uses proton torpedoes instead of just fucking shooting the motionless x-wing
>burning fire
>wretched voice acting and animation
>everything is slow even for a fucking kids show
>talks about dying
>presumably no one dies in entire show
1/10
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No.33424
>>30181
>The First Order hates aliens to the point they just kill them arbitrarily
>Except these evil aliens
Disney, please
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No.33426
>>27541
>trained as imperial pilot during closing years of Galactic Civil War
>ended up joining Rebel faction after battle of Endor
>decades later join some resistance group as transport pilot to pay the bills
>fly to some shitty water planet after 3 day hyperspace travel in small ship
>trying to land in docking bay
>some old faggot is standing on the landing pad directly in my way
>lower landing gear to let him know I'm trying to land and he should move the fuck back
>starts waving me in as if I don't know how to land a fucking ship
>look down at the control panel which can not only land the ship itself but can direct me to my designated landing space to a few millimetres
>which is besides the point because I have been flying ships for nearly my whole life
>land ship back from marked landing area because old faggot won't move and some other dumb bitch causally walks onto the pad too
>briefly consider throttling up to kill both with the exhaust since they cannot follow basic safety procedures and stand off the damn landing pad when ships are landing
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No.33436
>>27556
>le evil laugh
God damn.
>>27559
This trend with strong british-speaking sheboons is getting really fucking old.
>>27566
Shit loads of female pilots. Hmmm.
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No.33492
>>27440
everything that is set in the Resistance time period is shit.
Thanks, JJ for raping the Star Wars canon
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No.33497
>>27749
Paid shills. That's the only explanation I can think of besides too much estrogen in the tap water.
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No.33500
>>27742
why should the guy trust the Empire/First Order? He should know what they did in the past. Would it be smarter for the First Order not to parade in their Stormtrooper outfit and pretend to be a security service or something like that?
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No.33511
>>28039
>At this point, if you're still a "SW" fan while being white, you're literally a cuck.
A disney wars fan.
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No.33521
>>27440
i think its the art design and animation that makes it look particularly terrible
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No.33543
>>33521
Art is pretty good aside from characters. Animation is horrible, as if on purpose.
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No.33547
>>30114
>>33543
That bad CGI has been developed in Japan or wherever to speed up making cartoons. It gives a fake animation feel to things so it's easy to quickly shit out stuff with stock animations and stock models given a slight retexture. It's being used a lot in Japan at the moment since they want cheap pedo bait.
>>30260
It could be an attempt to appeal to women where the entire point is to get tumblr fanfics written. Same way almost the entire cast of Twilight has no personality?
>>33412
Parents who aren't there are also a form of a broken home anon. The problem isn't that Disney defined their childhood, it's that they never stopped being children. Thanks to places like Disney land creating a Disney mecca they have a more or less religious following to the mouse. It's the same way Movie Bob acts towards Nintendo. He never grew out of Nintendo, so now it's all he has as a personality foundation.
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