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 No.23181 [View All]

Episode IX's release is still a long way to go before we can tear it a new asshole. In the mean time, I thought it'd be fitting to make a containment thread for leaks, news, discussion, info and debates regarding it and the rest of the Disney films to keep up to date on IX or any other Disney film topic instead of making threads for every shitty new thing that comes up about that crap pile, like Palpatine being in IX because they're that desperate for cameos.

Also for discussing the films, their flaws, things that could've worked if handled by people not as incompetent as Rian, JJ and Kennedy or any other topic.

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 No.23490

File: 014c59e6ec7fe44⋯.png (1.14 MB,750x998,375:499,ClipboardImage.png)

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>>23484

>What was he even trying to convey with that poster?

i honestly have no clue, it's a shame they brought him out of retirement and that's all he gave us. i think they thought the fact that he did artwork again would build hype, but it hardly resembled his usual work.

like even these inspired fan posters are better

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 No.23491

>>23490

I didn't even say any of these posters in a single theater. They just kept using the same lifeless photoshopped ones. But even so these ones still look pretty crappy, I guess our poor old artist didn't have the heart in him to really do these with all his heart or he's an old man who just wanted to be left alone.

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 No.23492

>>23491

>I didn't even say any of these posters in a single theater

they aren't official, as i said they're fan works inspired by struzan's art, and i guarantee you most of them were created due to disappointment in struzan's official work. i also think he just wanted to be left alone as opposed to not having it in his heart. guaranteed if lucas were still on the project, the poster would have been better and in conjuncture with previous posters.

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 No.23496

>>23491

>say

I meant "see". Fuck.

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 No.23511

>>23239

>It's pretty clear at this point to win the fans back they've gotta continue what they've been doing and introduce more older characters like they have with thrawn ect.

^THIS

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 No.23610

File: a2df4265975a741⋯.png (5.12 MB,5840x10000,73:125,8chan - Kingdom Hearts Exp….png)

At some point, Kingdom Autism is liable to bring in Star Wars. How likely is it that Disney will try to force their shoddy fanfiction into it?

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 No.23612

>>23610

I don't even want to think about it. On the possible bright side, if they do bring in Star Wars, they hopefully won't even touch the OT or the PT and Disney will probably force them do use the Sequel Trilogy in order to have Rey as Sora's partner and boost the dying popularity of the sequels. I can already see a shitty Captain Phasma miniboss fight being likely.

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 No.23614

Also, uh, does anyone have any idea how to shrink that file? Five mb is a bit much.

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 No.29144

>>23202

Why is he constantly rubbing his hands?

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 No.30432

File: acefe1ae344a887⋯.png (853.16 KB,947x480,947:480,Star Destroyer.png)

>a mother fucking star destroyer at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3

JUST FUCK

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 No.30433

File: 702415f4856534d⋯.png (251.51 KB,513x520,513:520,Crushed Feels.png)

JUST DOUBLE FUCK

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 No.30434

>>30433

>>30432

Why is anyone surprised by this? Finn and Rey are going to shit up Kingdom Hearts until the end of time now, lol.

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 No.30435

>>23239

Episode 9 cant fix the shitty world building that was set in Rehash Awakens

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 No.30436

>>23610

i bet (((Disney))) really wants to to buy SquareEnix as well

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 No.30437

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 No.30438

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 No.30444

>>30432

>>30434

>>30438

Dont worry, thats the shadow of the gummi ship piloted by Riku to transport the people to Destiny Island. False Alarm.

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 No.30445

I dreamt I saw episode IX last night. All it was was a collection of trailers for the movie interspersed with Donald Duck Cartoons. Harrison Ford was back as Han Solo but they always had him talking in a reflection on a computer screen to hide the bad CGI.

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 No.30448

>>30445

>Harrison Ford was back as Han Solo but they always had him talking in a reflection on a computer screen to hide the bad CGI.

100% guaranteed to happen.

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 No.30468

>>23346

Let's hope they'll skip 200 years into the future and not reference that era at all.

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 No.30469

>>30468

They should have just put the sequel trilogy 200 years in the future but they couldn't resist digging up the old cast for a final cashgrab.

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 No.30474

>>30469

That would've been the best way to do things and avoid butchering what came before them, but they just desperately needed the nostalgia bucks when they could've just had Han, Luke, Leia and Chewie appear in holograms and have C-3PO and R2-D2 be the only returning characters.

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 No.30477

>>30469

pretty much this.

i would have rather seen a movie adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy with new actors than see Hamil, Ford and Fisher in this shit

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 No.30478

>>30477

The truth is that Carrie Fisher was just a trainwreck, Harrison Ford can't act anymore unless it's as a cranky old man amd he clearly hated the part. Hamill would have been interesting, but they had him play some old loopy faggot instead of Luke.

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 No.30483

>>30478

I honestly thought Mark Hamill did a good job as Jake Skywalker. he's got talent, but it was squandered by that hackjob of a flick.

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 No.30632

File: 44caec941f2c510⋯.png (36.05 KB,822x179,822:179,SWT.png)

Is he finally learning or will he forever be a limp-wristed pussy?

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 No.30633

>>30632

These people aren't angry at the poz. They're angry the poz had shit sprinkles instead of chocolate ones. Even the soyboys want some depth to their milk

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 No.30635

>>30483

I'd watch a movie about Mark Hamill as a miserable hermit. It was legitimately the most entertaining part of the film.

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 No.30646

>>30635

You could do it as a short film dry humor routine, perhaps. Mark Hammil is the isolated hermit that can't be arsed to teach students anymore. He's then approached by a series of obnoxious Mary Sue types (think rey but the writers are self-aware), who are absolutely sure that they're the special one who's going to bring this grizzled old hermit out of his shell, because they're just that good, and their quest is super duper important. And each time Hammil rejects them and humiliates them, cynically listing off the reasons either the student or his quest are fundamentally flawed. Bonus points if the very first student is made to be one of those Mary Sues that normies like and can relate to, e.g. Harry Potter, just to subvert expectations all the harder.

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 No.30661

>>30646

Isn't this technically TLJ plot? Luke never stops being a Hermit, he continues to live on his island and then commits suicide.

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 No.30662

>>30661

No, because Rey Sue does get trained, and she does go out and save the universe becasue she's just so perfect and everything. She still gets validation, but the whole point of this skit is to invalidate the plucky, precocious little shits that come to the hermit for assistance, while also vindicating the hermit and showing him enjoying his life of being a bitter asshole to to the revolving door of young upstarts that approach his house and try to learn from him.

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 No.30673

>>30662

Rey never got trained. Luke showed her one trick.

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 No.30674

>>30673

Point, but what I mean is Luke said yes and actually gave her the time of day, thus validating her, and her faggy quest.

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 No.30677

>>30674

you're technically right but anon is also right that rey never actually learned how to use the force, all luke told her was to breath and feel the force surrounding the island. then he throws in a one-off line about lifting rocks, which is supposed to validate rey lifting rocks at the end of the movie.

feeling the force =/= using the force, this has been known since dagobah.

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 No.30678

>>23490

Anyone else think TLJ theatrical poster looked like a giant clit?

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 No.30679

>>30678

Looked more like a bleeding would to be honest, which honestly seems like a fitting representation of the Franchise's current state.

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 No.30684

>>30678

makes sense given the absurd amount of grrrl power in the movie

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 No.31065

>>23339

literally who?

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 No.31366

File: 3aad01376319b09⋯.png (598.73 KB,643x626,643:626,ClipboardImage.png)

There's a new TIE variant being constructed at Disneyland which will probably be in Episode IX since that Batuu is allegedly a movie tie in.

It's supposedly a First Order transport but it's painted in imperial grey/black colors instead of the inverted black/silver seen on all First Order ships in the sequels. Maybe they're backtracking on the mild repaints to make the designs even more of a nostalgia ploy or maybe Disney has decided to rebrand the park as an OT attraction at the last minute.

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 No.31371

>>31366

>transport

>TIE solar panels

For what purpose

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 No.31372

>>31366

It obviously just a shitty retred for extra nostalgia points. But from what I've been reading, the Star Wars theme park has nothing to do with 9. It is its own dumb setting for a new SW multimedia project and has no connection to the movies. The park will even open way before the new movie is out rather than after it.

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 No.31375

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>>31371

Dropship maybe? Something for hotdrops that a Lambda wouldn't be quite so suitable for. At the least the main body kind of puts me in mind of the Tie Reaper which filled that niche.

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 No.31377

>>31366

>literally the dropship from tfa with tie advanced fins

i really want to know who the fuck is in charge of this shit

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 No.31387

File: 59ad8e58753dd5e⋯.png (5.65 KB,134x114,67:57,ClipboardImage.png)

>>31371

The Imperial Air Cruiser from Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns had TIE panels on it.

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 No.31396

>>31387

I think that was there to make it obviously imperial without using something like a star destroyer. From what I remember about the other factions they did the same thingit was basically a reskin of AOE

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 No.31397

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>>31387

reminds me of pic rel

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 No.31410

>>31377

Whoever it is they're doing Gods work.

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 No.31420

>>31377

Jhgfdt

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 No.31427

>>23181

do you think with a new leader for LucasFilms things will get better or will they still use SJW shit?

Would you watch Disney Star Wars movies in the future?

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 No.31428

>>31427

>do you think a new Lucasarts leader will do better

No, because ultimately disney is in charge and they decided on the current course Lucasarts is taking, with “Star Wars” from the horribly inconsistent (plot hole filled) storyline, poorly ripped off elements from the OT movies, to the bad characters and the “deconstruction” ie destruction of the OT characters and lore.

> will they continue to use sjw shit

Yes, because the disney executives approved of the sjw message, promote, and are promoting with their new movies.

> would you watch disney movies in the future

First I do not like getting pissed on in films and disney shill articles for the crime of existing nor do I think exposing children to that kind of immoral propaganda is healthy moreover apart from being insulted by disney and its employees the writing itself for “Star Wars” has degenerated significantly from George Lucas’s day and currently seems only interested in ripping off visuals from the OT which are completely unearned or are not justified by the story. The characters are also horribly written, un-relatable, and “diverse™” aka the only men in the film are bungling idiots, bad guys or both. Therefore no the (almost monopoly) disney corporation will not get one shekel from me or my family.

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