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File: cb39bdfed6d70e3⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.32 MB,1287x727,1287:727,promo322430967.png)

 No.2051

Which species is the best and why is it

The Sith

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 No.2053

File: 4c357de59dadcc3⋯.jpg (173.82 KB,960x960,1:1,1451600899827.jpg)

>>2051

That's not how you spell Miraluka.

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 No.2054

File: 6301863696888b9⋯.jpg (162.78 KB,774x1032,3:4,ewoks_captured_a_stormtroo….jpg)

>Stone age civilization.

>Fucks over space age civilization.

>Cute as the dickens.

>Until they give you the rape face.

>Friend of all children.

>SW is for children and man-children.

>More force users per capita than any other species.

>Teddy bears with lightsabers? Hell yeah.

Tell me again why fanboys get so butthurt over the greatest species in the galaxy.

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 No.2055

>>2054

Idunno - you never hear LotR fans bitch about the hobbits defeating Saruman's swarthy foreigners in the Shire.

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 No.2060

File: 1928cb74573825a⋯.jpg (11.73 KB,264x330,4:5,264px-Louis_CK_2012_Shankb….JPG)

File: eeb596c52dbda36⋯.jpg (94.69 KB,499x1092,499:1092,499.jpg)

>>2051

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Half-Bothan

>Not wanting your daughter to get some of that sweet BIGHAIRYCOCK

smhtbhfam

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 No.2081

Only good thing about swtor is being able to play as Sith Purebloods.

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 No.2085

File: 19b94315ee04252⋯.jpg (196.01 KB,550x767,550:767,tcbajEQ.jpg)

>>2060

>be poor farmer on Dantooine in the Outer Rim

>save up enough money to give my daughter the opportunity to go to a nice academy and make a future for herself

>shortly after arriving at Coruscant she drops out of the academy and does interspecies gangbangs on the Holonet

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 No.2090

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 No.2113

MUAAAAAGH THE SITH!

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 No.2356

File: 50e7354f987b745⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,446.22 KB,1061x1200,1061:1200,2148271 - Oola Star_Wars T….jpg)

>>2051

>Which species is the best and why is it

Twi'lek for obvious reasons.

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 No.2374

File: bfd6bab6b9b051b⋯.png (733.38 KB,447x684,149:228,Givin.png)

File: 465c7bc1fdf28a1⋯.jpg (204.68 KB,899x900,899:900,Dosh.jpg)

File: b6ec190a8738b82⋯.jpg (14.71 KB,400x263,400:263,WolCabasshite1.jpg)

File: f9ac95be33087bc⋯.jpg (83.1 KB,757x1041,757:1041,Vratix.jpg)

>Miraluka

>Sith

>Twi'Lek

Fucking casuals.

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 No.2375

File: ede45b923537e8e⋯.jpg (61.9 KB,191x282,191:282,Zeltron_Female.jpg)

>>2356

If you just want a skank, at least pick the good kind.

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 No.2384

File: 2643f2b3ec8b01b⋯.jpg (31.04 KB,419x261,419:261,kidwhynotboth.jpg)

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 No.2385

>>2384

A human could probably only take enough space STDs from one before the parasites would eat your insides and take over your brain or something.

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 No.2386

File: 831a50c5c467ef2⋯.webm (11.44 MB,1280x720,16:9,deathnote ppap.webm)

>>2374

>Dosh.jpg

Nice painting. He looks like he should be hanging around with Light Yagami and tripping balls on apples.

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 No.2388

File: 7330b8d23d56111⋯.png (100.11 KB,379x214,379:214,starwarsimokaywiththis.png)

>>2385

>implying the threesome wouldn't tax me to the limits of human endurance and kill me before the night was over

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 No.7696

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Krevaaki. Sagely squid-crabs are fun.

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 No.7700

File: a173bc93b650682⋯.png (341.55 KB,600x321,200:107,get_a_load_of_this_trooper.png)

>if I want to play as a Crimson Sith I have to play TOR and they're probably written out of the nu-canon so they'll never make an appearance in a game again

I can't handle it troopers

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 No.8064

File: 7042bae47eb581f⋯.jpg (66.82 KB,720x552,30:23,shiggybunny.jpg)

>>2055

>swords against swords = lasers/cannons/armor against ooga booga spear-chuckers

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 No.8065

File: 7736b1bf41ee7b9⋯.jpg (258.89 KB,1650x1760,15:16,Mein_Kleine_Schwester_Can'….jpg)

>>2051

>no humans

shiggy

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 No.8071

>>2356

She looks so much better without the negroid facial features.

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 No.8403

>>8071

>negroid

M8, you miss the asiatic parts?

>>2051

Hutts are kinda fun when you pick into why they're known for mob bosses.

>Hutts did not try to justify their criminal actions as doing so was a sign of hypocrisy which was not part of their way. Instead, they did everything as part of their laws and customs without pretending that they were bastions of morality.[11] Furthermore, they were noted for holding a twisted sense of humor. Flattery was seen as one of the best policies when dealing with Hutts as it was considered unwise to earn their enmity. According to them, the Hutts were known for their generosity and beneficence towards lower lifeforms that served them ably.[10]

Pity we never got a conclusion to Bogga.

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 No.8416

>>2356

gross, fatty, brain-damageable headtails tbqhfam.

yes i'm the faggot OP from the other thread.

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 No.8417

File: 6d87b8abf4a23cd⋯.jpg (44.58 KB,386x585,386:585,Oola-Edit2-oola-jabbas-twi….jpg)

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>>8403

What asiatic parts? Oola was a fullblown space nigger.

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 No.8684

>>2386

God that is so surreal.

>>8064

It's guerilla warfare dude. The NVA had less advanced weaponry yet they beat the US in Vietnam.

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 No.12408

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ongree/Legends

>Ongree were commonly seen as a diplomatic, measured species. This opinion was fostered by the arrangement of their eyestalks; since Ongree could see an object from multiple angles, it was thought that this ability gave the species a unique mindset, allowing them to examine a situation from all possible perspectives. It was believed that their literal and figurative outlooks were linked by a psychological trait.

>Due to their unique psychologies, many members of the species were adept negotiators, diplomats, and politicians, though this characteristic was also exploited for less wholesome activities, and some were known to consort with crime lords and gangsters.

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 No.12416

>>12408

>since Ongree could see an object from multiple angles

Must be trippy as fuck. I wonder if its anything like vid-related? Fuck I can't find the Steve Irwin video where he puts on camera-eyewear on his head to simulate how praying mantises see.

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 No.12621

>>12416

Find any videogame with adjustible FOV and crank that number right up, even up to human standards of ~150 degrees makes for a trip. But as for Ongree, I think that their only real trait would be a wider blindspot right in front of their face without having to go full on cross-eyed, , which incidentally seems to be what they need to do anyway for their special trick.

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 No.12833

File: 8e429cdb978def1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,124.35 KB,598x1200,299:600,twi'lek_oolah.jpg)

>>2356

The best aliens are the ones with the sexiest females.

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 No.12914

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 No.13064

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/T%27ra_Saa Neti women can be surprisingly hot.

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 No.13065

File: f00ed9f60994f84⋯.mp4 (247.62 KB,854x480,427:240,plant fucker.mp4)

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 No.13066

>>13065

Why not?

Sauce?

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 No.13071

>>13066

TV show in GTA 5, Princess Robot Bubblegum

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 No.13074

>>13071

>GTA 5

Its from GTA 4 faggot. GTA 5 only had the sequel to said show.

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 No.34756

File: 1e88e2164e7eda6⋯.jpg (530.25 KB,940x788,235:197,AIO1000111101.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 4 + 2 (1d6)

Humans

I don't need to explain why.

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 No.34757

>>2051

The Sith are pretty neat, really wish they would have focused on the lower castes rather than it just being Dark Lords 24/7 with some Massassi background characters.

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 No.34796

>>8684

>The NVA had less advanced weaponry yet they beat the US in Vietnam.

The government decided they'd had enough. If they'd wanted to, they could have turned Vietnam into a smoldering crater. Which is exactly what the Empire should have done with those murderous dropbears, since they were completely capable of doing so and they didn't have to worry about things like how bad it might look or accidentally hurting one of their own installations or troops since they absolutely, unequivocally did not give a shit about things like that.

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 No.34803

>>34796

Nuking the shield array protecting your core weapons a really really bad idea. Even if you manage to win the fleet battle you now have to build another shield. The empire likely thought it had the upper hand and could fuck up the ewoks. But a well prepared guriella group can easily take out a better armed but less prepared group.

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 No.34840

>>34796

It's a pretty limited comparison, TBH. If memory serves, the Empire had not previously had any encounters with the Ewoks, who preferred to hide in the woods in all instances, and so assumed that the primitive tree-bears would be a non-factor in the defence of the shield generator against the inevitable Rebel commando raid. No one anticipated the Rebels somehow getting the Ewoks on their side, or that the little furballs would somehow end up being just enough of a force multiplier to make a shambles of the Emperor's intended ambush, but even the Galactic Empire does not usually go around just pre-emptively genociding random species without provocation, and up until actual commencement of the Battle of Endor, no one in the Imperial command structure had any reason to wipe out the Ewoks.

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 No.35185

File: 9a9ff8993d1ff18⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,163.39 KB,1000x707,1000:707,f8c204d0f4115fdf6e198318c….jpeg)

Zabrak has always been my favorite

>high pain tolerance

>two hearts that will kill you by trying to out compete each other if one gets ahead

>racism based on hair

>Bao-Dur

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 No.35191

>Bao-Dur

Man, that guy always gave me the heebies. Something about the way he speaks, the distance in everything he says, always makes me uncomfortable. Might well be the best depiction of PTSD I've ever encountered in a game.

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 No.35202

>discussing ewoks on endor

Ewoks were never a factor. They didn't manage to do any real damage. What doomed the Empire was the idiocy of their officers. They didn't killed the rebels on the spot, they scattered while chasing teddy bears instead of fucking in the rebels around, they still tried to make prisoners in the middle of a firefight, they didn't checked who was piloting that at-st, they opened the door and simply surrendered to a paltry number of rebels (when they were supposed to have suicidal loyalty)

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 No.35211

>>35202

maybe palpatine died sooner than we thought and his battle meditation wore off quickly? the time lapses are never really all that clear in these films. as for han, he was a former imperial so i'm sure he still had some of the lingo down, and no commandeering was reported, so it's not like the empire had any idea of an at-st being stolen. also, the ewoks did attack, it's no different than when GIs stormed villages in vietnam, as was george's intention btw. i get where you're going, and gross incompetence did play a part, but the rebels also had luck on their side.

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