No.17209 [View All]
>Let's get rid of all our customers and call them manbabies, that's a good trick!
____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17259
>>17256
>TLJ was actually good
>>>/tv/
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17260
>>17259
>/tv/ likes something good
Try again
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17261
>>17257
They’ve been saying that only misogynists hate The Last Jedi and The Farce Awakens. They thought EVS’s Soylo shirt was harassment. This is clearly all about an excuse to attack fans. Kellie Marie Tran was most likely driven off by asians calling her a race traitor but Lucasfilm is using this as a pretext to trash people.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17262
>>/17260/
I just can’t like something where a good character is intentionally made shitty because a bad director wants to try to prove what a brilliant writer he is. Every decision made in TLJ was a bad one.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17263
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17264
>>17261
Some people think that she deleted her account because they've started filming Ep 9 and Disney used this opportunity to do a "Cisbusters defense" as diversion while they're getting rid of KK.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17265
>>17262
It's okay that you don't understand the most basic storytelling.
>wow luke is flying his xwing again
>look luke is igniting his lightsaber again
>wow luke is taking on the first order again
that would truly be lazy and praised by the same shitheads who praised the farce awakens and rogue one
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17266
>>17265
>It HAS to be this way
It doesn’t though. It emasculated the character purely because Rian is a progressive and an edgelord.
You clearly do not understand storytelling or Star Wars, although the truth is you’re just a troll who does this for responses.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17267
>>17266
You clearly do no understand storytelling in Star Wars because it was extremely Star Warsy
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17268
>>17264
IMO Asians were getting in her shit about kissing Boyega. That’s why she didn’t have a long drawn out thing and it was just deleted. SJWs started just making shit up to benefit them.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17269
>>17267
No. Rian was attempting to be hip and zeitgeist. Star Wars is about archetypes. Luke is not a man who betrays his friends. That’s why Mark called him Jake.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17270
>>17269
No, Rian was attempting to actually make a film and not just have Luke be Obi-Wan 2.0 or the same exact Luke Skywalker you saw 30 years ago before he trained Kylo and before Kylo killed his pupils and destroyed his temple.
It's the time gap that upsets you and many others. There could have been three movies on the fall of Lukes new temple and Kylos rise but there werent. Star Wars saga skips around.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17271
>>17270
By subverting shit to the point of being completely unlikable shit? There's a limit on how many "You thought the plot was going that way, PSYCH! It's going the other way!" moments you can have in a movie before it turns boring. Then we have a completely retarded and unneeded subplot.
I get that "Rian Johnson was trying to make a movie" but it's a space western, not some fucking post-modernist college-level fanfic!
>>17255
I want to think he is. But with Disney monitoring him, it's difficult to make his real thoughts public. He only gets to make some snide remarks here and there.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17272
>>17265
TFA, Rogue one, Solo and TLJ are all different kids of bad. If you try to defend them you're a victim of marketing, because star wars was never meant to be mass-produced besides merch or whatever. Even the disney EU reboot is empty and second rate.
the bottom line is, these disney films will never be looked at the same way Lucas' films are. It's a simple fact. Any positive narrative built around them is artificial and paid for. Fake auteurs like Rian will not get any goodboy points for subverting expectations and neither will people like J.J. for shitting out pandering retro trash. Disney (kathleen) could have proved everyone that they care, had they used Lucas' story treatments starting with EP7. Instead, they assumed that they know whats best for the fans instead of Lucas. That was their first (and worst) mistake and everything that has followed since is a consequence of that fuck-up. You are LITERALLY a cuck of the highest order if you defend new star wars movies. 👏 There 👏 is 👏 no 👏 way 👏 around 👏 this 👏 fact 👏.
the only way star wars can be redeemed is if we go back in time or if Disney outsources graphic novel adapations of the Lucas sequels to dark horse.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17273
>>17271
The star wars franchise was already dead with The Farce Awakens and rogue one which both had death stars.
Rian's Skywalker does exactly what everyone wanted (him to take on the bad guys by himself) except in the only possible way he could have won
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17277
>>17273
The reason I know you're a shitty troll and not merely a retard is that I can't post these in response to you:
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17283
>>17270
But Rian failed. Nothing he did was satisfying. Luke as a drunk old man was something no one wanted to see. Having him stumble into an unsatisfying and peculiar death by projection isn’t some noble end. The only reason you like it is because it is unpopular and you define art by staking out a minority position as opposed to actually having any sense of aesthetics.
And you can’t argue that there was a ‘problem’ with Luke that Rian had to solve. The EU wrote about Luke - even about him falling to the Dark Side - for thirty years. There was an established way to age the character and have him be a mentor. Rian just wanted to prove he was clever and ‘deconstruct’ Star Wars, because he realized he couldn’t write a proper Star Wars movie. That’s why he’s staging his new trilogy in a completely different galaxy. He’s writing his own shit with Star Wars slapped across it, and he is a poor writer.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17286
>>17283
>The only reason you like it is because it is unpopular and you define art by staking out a minority position as opposed to actually having any sense of aesthetics.
I believe I have found my favorite sentence of 2018. May it be copy pasta'ed bigly.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17287
>>17267
>>17265
>>17270
>>17273
Everyone wanted a mature Luke who succeeded in his endeavors in bringing back the jedi and restoring order to the Republic. Not a total fucking failure for feminist propaganda or the same Luke from 30 years ago. You call yourself a SW fan yet can't wrap your head around the lore of the setting or the whole point of the first 3 films? Everything they did was reduced to nothing and made pointless because it was from the bigot generation. Are you seriously too brain damaged to understand this?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17289
>>17257
>he's a rose waifuist
Could this be someone from ComicArtistProSecrets fucking with us?
>>17263
This gave me some hope. But then "#GetALifeNerds" happened with over 200k likes >>17257
So much for him being /ourguy/ like based Shatner. I mean honestly, I can get him being defensive about Rose since he has called himself a feminist before, but generalizing and attacking his fanbase over it thinking all SW fans were trolling her over it? The bullshit she got wasn't even that notable other than some stupid memegenerator-tier pictures. And now Rian is riding this sympathy train to get virtue signalling points with the moralfags. Honestly her drop from social media is way too convenient after the recent Solo flop. What better way to put people against the fans and the boycotts than creating a "tragic" controversy to garner sympathy from the masses?
<Disney is the real victim! Give us more money and save us from these despicable nerds!
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17292
>>17289
Just when things seemed to be going our way, fucking Frodo and Mark Hamill had to step in and get defensive over Kelly despite the fact that she hasn't said why she quit social media yet. Who would have guessed that the star of our favorite franchise would end up being its greatest threat.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17293
>>17289
Only literal autists were really offended at the #GetALifeNerds thing. I mean, Mark has a point. What do these retards think they're gonna achieve by bullying some random gook? Sure, her character may have sucked, but she doesn't write disney wars. This entire thing seems like a massive orchestrated falseflag to me. Any and all hate should be focused exclusively towards the main guys: Kasdan and his brainlet son, Rian, J.J, Kathleen, Iger, possibly even the (((storygroup))). Bullying actors/actresses is absolutely useless lol, they're just tools.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17294
>>17293
>This entire thing seems like a massive orchestrated falseflag to me.
It clearly is. I hardly saw anyone bullying her as much as they ridiculed Johnson. Anyone who was actually harassing this mediocre actress were either just teens, autists or indifferent trolls who just wanted a target. But it all seems so artificial. Like it was planned. The hashtag doesn't bother me, what bothers me is what this could mean for Mark. It looked like he was agreeing with the fans and even taking jabs at Rian, but now, he'll probably see anyone who mocks the Last Jedi or even the (((storygroup))) as bigots not worth agreeing with and he may even side with Disney just to make sure he isn't associated with the retarded trolls. Maybe I'm just being overly pessimistic, but I really hope I'm wrong.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17299
>>17257
>>17289
I'll give credit where credit is due, the actress looks a bit cuter in real life then in the movie. Its like the movie went out of her way to make her look as pudgy and annoying as possible. The movie wanted to make her look as blobish and uniformed as fuck.
>>17293
Its a common tactic now. You find the "worse" example you can find and try to pose that as the "norm". Now with twit-shit and shillbook being a thing, you can easily find a super autist and yes it as a starwman. Hell you can even make your own and casual norms will never even think it might be fake, despite knowing that bot accounts exist.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17300
>>17299
>I'll give credit where credit is due, the actress looks a bit cuter in real life then in the movie
Which is why I only ever mocked the character rather than the actress honestly. Disney went out of its way to make her look as fat and ugly as possible to the point of giving her that stupid haircut.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17309
>>17256
>when your shitposting is so stale that not even anons on /tv/, the designated shitposting board, want to bite your bait, so you come here instead and try your tired old schtick in hope of some (you)s
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17324
(((They))) aren't in it for the customers. (((They))) don't care if the movies flop. (((They))) don't care what any adult thinks of them or their movies. All (((they))) care about is indoctrination of the (white) children.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17326
>>17324
>>17209
tfw you stole all their movies off bittorrent and kikes got kiked
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17329
>>17326
>tfw haven't even bothered wasting bandwidth pirating this kike programming
>tfw last star wars movie I saw was the farce awakens back in 2015
why do people torture themselves?? For me, one rotten egg ruins the entire batch. It's the same reason I would never be able to properly get into nucanon (even if it were hypothetically good) because I know it takes place in the same universe as the disney sequels
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17331
>>17287
>Everyone wanted a mature Luke who succeeded in his endeavors in bringing back the jedi and restoring order to the Republic.
Blame JJ you fucking idiot. He is the one that had Kylo betray Luke and talked about Snoke turning him and the search for lost fucking luke in episode VII
Rian literally did nothing wrong in VIII. Nothing. He essentially made it somewhat more of Lukes movie than Rey's in places where Luke is the one who has to actually overcome something. Like in Empire Strikes Back.
Luke literally has character developlment and it parallels Anakin and youre spitting in Rian's face. He did nothing wrong and all the normies ate up JJ's shit and hated what he did.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17332
>>17309
There's a few anons on /tv/ who know the last jedi is good. They are the ones with taste.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17333
>>17219
>Who the fuck is she?
Good question.
I've seen people with 1000< followers have le ebin blue circle, it's pretty meaningless these days.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17334
>Rian literally did nothing wrong in VIII. Nothing.
He got every single decision wrong. Holdo, Rose, slow bombers in space, casino planet, Poe becoming woke, and the worst decision of all was shitty miserable Luke. All of the radical changes were jusr to service his ego, and you only like it because you are a contrarian.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17335
I'm honestly not surprised by Hamill's statements. After the PR disaster that he caused prior and during the Last Jedi's release, the Mouse had to put his testicles in a vice grip. Since he signed on the for the contract before Disney involvement and can't get out he is trapped.
Notice how his statements have made a 180 degree turn towing the party line after the release of TLJ compared to before.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17338
>>17332
>a few spergs on /tv/
whatever makes you sleep at night LMFAO
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17341
>>17338
>thinking im losing sleep over kino
Lmfao
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17342
Who wants to have a good laugh at Disney?
<The Last Jedi Blu-ray sales down ~50% vs. TFA
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Star-Wars-Ep-VII-The-Force-Awakens
>Total Spending: $85,376,678
>Weeks in Release: 2
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Star-Wars-Ep-VIII-The-Last-Jedi
>Total Spending: $45,052,396
>Weeks in Release: 3
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17343
>>17341
>kino
There it is. This word screams "Hey, I'm a faggot with shit taste!" louder than any defending of TLJ could.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17344
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17345
>>17341
whatever sweetie, enjoy dying on the wrong side of history. You lost this culture war. TLJ will never be kino lol
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17347
>>17343
i have no clue what kino means
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17348
>>17347
Russian word for cinema, a film movement was named after it. People usually meme about something good being kino.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17349
>>17348
Am I the only Russfag who anglicizes Russian words when they're spelled in the Latin alphabet? Despite knowing what the correct pronunciation is I can't help but say it "keee-noe" in my head.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17352
>>17335
Its not the first time he's virtue signaled honestly. Like when some fans hated TFA, or when he used Joker for political commentary. He probably genuinely is going against this fan with "GetALifeNerds" shit because he thinks its a bunch racist sexists making Rose Tico jokes. Not to mention his twitter is pretty much the antithesis of everything that is William Shatner's. Hell George Takei would be proud of him. I never really gave a shit about Hamill's political opinions, its how he's acting since Kelly's ragequit that's bugging me. I really hope you're right and that its just Disney manipulating him. But worries me more is the 300k likes he's getting for said tweets. If Disney's aim was to use him to garner support and sympathy for Kennedy/Rian/JJ/Lucasfilm, then it seems it working.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17357
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17362
>>17349
I do that all the time.
I know it's "kin-oh" but I always say "key-no".
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17372
>>17209
If only this would seal the performance of all his future films.
>>17352
Nah, he just doesn't want to waste time standing up against the retards who made TLJ and the rest of the nuseries.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17374
>>17212
She looks like an alien from rick and morty.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17377
>>17265
Aw damn, transformers has robots in it, how lazy.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.17379
>>17331
>Rian literally did nothing wrong in VIII.
This isn't /tv/ you know. Stop with this retarded shitposting.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.