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 No.16304 [Last50 Posts]

>When the soy milk expires

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 No.16307

File: 862bcb1514415c5⋯.jpg (30.96 KB,800x454,400:227,bob-portrait.jpg)

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 No.16317

File: 141725e9639f420⋯.webm (616.69 KB,1694x720,847:360,Sheev_laugh.webm)

>>16304

GOOD! GOOD! LET THE REDDIT TEARS FLOW!

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 No.16334

Gonna admit that I used to lurk there pretty often. It's turned from a few passionate fans discussing the future of a franchise they like into a Disney apologist echo chamber since TLJ. There was a ton of trash before, but it has become an increasingly sad sack of trash when you realize that there are still people who love Star Wars there, being drowned out by these soy tears.

Fuck shills.

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 No.16340

>>16304

>4th pic

Look how this fucker tries to dangle "hey, they won't make a Kenobi movie if Ep 9 fails" to try to sway people. Why does anybody want a Kenobi movie? If it takes place post-Empire, it will be ultraconstricted on Tatooine. If it takes place pre-empire, you could follow any jedi in the galaxy, free of constraint.

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 No.16353

>>16340

Obi-Wan is a character who served his purpose in the series. We've seen basically his whole life play out on screen. As much as I like him, bringing him back again would be needless, and likely only muddy what is currently a pretty elegant story arc.

What are you going to do? Insert more adventures into the time he was supposed to be living on tattooine as a hermit, watching over Luke? I quite like the fact that he was just out there that whole time, presumably eating rats and staring at rocks and shit. It tells you something about the character's dedication, and where he was mentally after he failed with Anakin. He's punishing himself, but also retaining one last hope. That story loses something if you know he was wizzing off on adventures with wacky sidekicks the whole time.

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 No.16354

File: 8cc536c6bf16d70⋯.png (14.87 KB,955x186,955:186,save_solo.png)

File: ef4dc6e45c34eca⋯.png (38.35 KB,934x318,467:159,reddit salt.png)

File: e25ac8f94de0b5d⋯.png (158.86 KB,1112x1216,139:152,solo_empty.png)

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 No.16356

>>16353

they also already did old wounds in rebels, so there's literally nothing they can really add to a movie, other than i guess obi-wan first settling in and getting used to the jundland wastes? maybe they'll give an origin to him doing that krayt dragon trick, and give us a newer and hopefully better sound. or maybe they'll give us an origin to owen's description of "that wizard's just a crazy old man" and the ben kenobi thing.

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 No.16369

>>16353

In the old stuff, Obi Wan tended to fight Tusken Raiders a lot and help the Lars family. Only ever doing anything else to study the lay of the land or get news and info from the local towns. He only went off world once because Qui Gon had one last soul searching lesson to impart. That's only worth a short film or a 3 episode mini series rather than a whole fucking movie. But since they're not digging into the old stuff, they're probably going to really ham it up with some idiotic original storyline of him going on some anti-imperial quest with a woman whose accidentally kidnapped a toddler Luke (because he was hiding in a crater of water bottles or something), reuniting with Yoda on Dagobah with a whole ton of needless action sequences and explosions on an "epic" scale instead of being normal down to earth battles that have the same feel as the classic films. And probably some tractor beam related bullshit just for the nostalgia factor and a Mos Eisly scene where his female co-star will teach him all about it and call it a "hive of scum and villainy".

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 No.16370

File: efe2c04d103cf06⋯.jpg (33.81 KB,500x370,50:37,efe2c04d103cf06a6896153e3a….jpg)

>>16354

>NostalgiaZombie

SAD

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 No.16382

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Delicious.

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 No.16423

File: 720cc2358cbf284⋯.jpg (47.91 KB,480x480,1:1,Mr. Sauvax MORE.jpg)

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 No.16471

File: 27d4d89c43c160a⋯.png (12.2 KB,905x140,181:28,soyboys tears5.PNG)

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 No.16475

File: 96e07e00c517ec7⋯.jpg (244.75 KB,1832x1384,229:173,b02.jpg)

Aw, geez… This is painful to read.

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 No.16480

>>16304

>"To quote Moviebob"

>Somebody said this unironically

I never actually knew just how bad Reddit was

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 No.16481

File: 3ea8d4218573178⋯.png (83.06 KB,946x970,473:485,solo_reddit.png)

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 No.16486

>>16304

>to quote moviebob

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 No.16489

File: e209923348006b7⋯.jpg (49.1 KB,280x400,7:10,italian-propaganda-poster-….jpg)

>>16354

>I bought 4 tickets for a bad movie because I'm loyal to the Disney Corporation, who will match my actions?

America was a mistake.

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 No.16493

File: e86cd8e7dfc8b47⋯.gif (374.21 KB,320x240,4:3,laughing at u.gif)

>>16471

>>16481

>PEOPLE ARE PREFERRING THE PREQUELS?! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!

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 No.16494

>>16493

disney showed everyone what rock bottom actually looks like.

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 No.16500

>>16304

Is this r/starwars? If so I'm going to go take screencaps. Pray I do not start bleeding from my eyes.

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 No.16501

File: 89e4c5f0aa59e4a⋯.png (31.19 KB,243x289,243:289,teehee.png)

>>16304

>soyboys tears4.PNG

>to quote MovieBob

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 No.16502

File: 8020457daf369bb⋯.jpg (96.16 KB,1200x628,300:157,milkies.jpg)

>>16304

>So why don't we all just take a breath, have a few cups of fresh Thala-siren milk, and chill

This faggot can't be serious.

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 No.16503

>>16502

>We

Assuming these faggots have any relevance or influence over normal non-soy drinking men.

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 No.16504

File: 9bcc3ed19d74131⋯.png (71.47 KB,856x585,856:585,soyddit4.png)

File: c8c73c1ddd2fdd8⋯.png (40.02 KB,914x550,457:275,soyddit.png)

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Didn't find much in terms of tears, just a lot of smug and delusional damage control. Also Ron Howard made a tweet. Apparently, a flop is the best he's ever done. SAD

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 No.16505

File: b316c92d3164f39⋯.png (58.04 KB,835x585,167:117,a slight spark of hope amo….png)

And strangely I found this little spark of hope among the rabble. Still delusional, but may actually be waking up to the corruption in Lucasfilm, yet still think Disney/Iger isn't the problem.

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 No.16533

>>16504

Why are people so fucking desperate to defend Disney? Are they legit paid shills, shitposters, or just so deluded?

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 No.16541

>>16504

>solo was poorly marketed

>poorly marketed

Poorly marketed in Asia, maybe. I couldn't get an hour without seeing fucking solo ads for a good portion of the month until memorial weekend, the idea that solo has been poorly marketed is stupid.

It's not the marketing, it's the timing, memorial day weekend is simply a shitty spot to put a movie.

>>16533

Probably both, stupid is a lot harder to fake when you have pride, health or sanity on the line.

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 No.16544

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>>16541

I don't watch TV anymore, but the few times I turned it on when I had company over, it was either a Solo trailer or a shitty car commercial about Solo playing on TV

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 No.16547

>>16369

Admittedly, it could work as a low-key western/samurai kind of thing. Obi Wan on a quest just to save a family from some Tuskan Raiders, or something.

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 No.16549

>>16547

Essentially a feature length episode of Samurai Jack. Lots of quiet walking through the desert scenes.

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 No.16550

File: ecc683dea533138⋯.png (151.64 KB,1071x953,1071:953,As_'Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story….png)

File: 705b2ca37eed134⋯.png (194.99 KB,1107x835,1107:835,As_'Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story….png)

Meanwhile on not-Reddit.

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 No.16552

>>16550

I know of that article. The guy who wrote it is a pretty subtle troll. Also how is shit going down on 4/tv/? Are they actually woke about this crap or are they still sucking disney cock and posting KyloxRey/PoexFinn fanart?

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 No.16556

>>16552

reylo threads are gone, its mostly shitting on KK and nuwars but there are the occasional shill, dunno if just being ironic or actual though

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 No.16559

>>16556

Its sounding better than our /tv/ already…

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 No.16580

>>16552

halftv is surprisingly good right now in terms of shill wars, they're bashing disney and their "movies" daily and triggering the other disney suckfest star wars threads on other boards with the usual "tv is just polshitposterlmdronesetcetc"

for all its flaws halftv seems like a bastion in a shitstorm

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 No.16583

>>16580

Makes me miss the days when our /tv/ was still worth a damn.

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 No.16584

File: 7b56ac06512254e⋯.jpg (285.91 KB,900x1056,75:88,op_shops_for_clothes.jpg)

>>16304

Stop talking like a nigger, OP.

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 No.16607

>>16304

>first pic

>"So… A character with a small role in the movie has a female voice and displays strength of will and the whole movie is suddenly SJW. Somebody got triggered.

Fuck. I expect nothing from them yet they still disappoint me. Reddit truly is the Canada of the internet.

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 No.16610

>>16607

Are you surprised? They could have a female character stand up and shout directly to the camera "LYNCH ALL MEN KILL ALL WHITES" and there would be Redditors saying "lol dont be triggered just cuz there's a strong willed woman"

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 No.16612

>>16353

Honestly, a western where he fucks up Tusken and has a sexy little Bedouin in the desert would be absolute kino, but not under this leadership.

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 No.16613

>>16544

Holy shit. Is that really what the cunt robot sounds like in the film?

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 No.16623

>>16613

Sounds ghastly doesn't it? We have the film posted in the sticky above if you wanna watch the whole trainwreck.

>>16612

And we know Obi Wan is down for it considering that he's had like 2 or 3 other girls in his life in the comics and CW. But we probably won't get that. I still wonder what Lord and Miller would have brought to the table if they had stuck around.

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 No.16631

>>16623

>obi wan being straight

Ahem, this is 2018.

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 No.16632

>>16550

>Meanwhile on not-Reddit.

>not-Reddit

what?

>those posts

well, i hope they keep the normies out.

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 No.16634

>>16550

Such infantile antisemitism is frankly no better than leftist poz.

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 No.16636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16634

>infantile antisemitism

>after transformers, ninja turtles, power rangers, star trek, and star wars have all been made into garbage.by jews

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 No.16638

>>16636

>transformers, ninja turtles, power rangers

>toy commercials from muh childhood halcyon days that only a bugman manbaby would care about

Point stands.

>star trek and star wars

Jews made some of the best EU content.

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 No.16641

File: 5f32f8d6cab11ac⋯.webm (3.57 MB,640x360,16:9,5f32f8d6cab11ac47291e893f….webm)

>>16634

Kek, found the yid.

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 No.16644

>>16632

>what?

Edgy clone of reddit, gained traction when the Fat People Hate sub got banned. Basically is to reddit what fullchan is to halfchan.

>well, i hope they keep the normies out.

Seems to be that way so far, "niggerfaggot" is the customary challenge/greeting. But there's always the potential for an influx of normies who only say it ironically.

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 No.16645

>>16644

It's called Voat, forgot to mention that.

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 No.16648

>>16634

Its an unavoidable result of the current generation sadly, JJ Abrams certainly hasn't helped to stop inspiring a lot of hate in the young with his pretentious faggotry. I remember back when people used to argue about the unreasonable level of political influence Israel has with more maturity and eloquence that really helped to get the point across. Now its just memes and schizophrenia.

>>16636

Yes, but there's more mature ways to fight against the Hollywood corruption than acting like an obnoxious memer. Now let's get back on topic.

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 No.16664

>>16544

>cunt can't drive between two big rigs

>this is akin to a female droid flying between two star destroyers

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 No.16666

File: 92cd073476a57c7⋯.webm (337.02 KB,640x360,16:9,cool it with the anti-sem….webm)

>>16641

>>16638

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

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 No.16668

File: 5c2fc5674ceea3e⋯.png (329.97 KB,444x444,1:1,where_do_you_think_we_are_….png)

>>16648

>I remember back when people used to argue about the unreasonable level of political influence Israel has with more maturity and eloquence that really helped to get the point across. Now its just memes and schizophrenia.

>memes and schizophrenia

I agree that being against Israeli influence is a more nuanced position than blanket kike hatred, and that noticing the tendencies of a certain demographic (i.e. (((coincidences)))) doesn't require a worldwide conspiracy to exist, but where do you think you are?

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 No.16674

File: 2f81b0b7bf732a9⋯.gif (1.47 MB,353x448,353:448,check_on_me.gif)

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 No.16675

>>16641

Problem?

>>16648

Yeah, Jew Jew Abinks and Bob Iger kind of make me respect why there were Jews in the SA. Trouble is the people who are in the best position to call out leftist Jews are dismissed because conspirtards think it's controlled opposition or playing both sides or weather control.

>>>16666

Calm down, Satan.

>>16668

It requires selective retardation to not acknowledge that in addition to those tendencies there is a non-negligible minority, one that dissents to a far higher proportion than other minorities, within that demographic rejecting it. It also requires a lack of education to understand that it isn't by any means a unique feature of that demographic.

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 No.16680

File: 02d4aad46cd3135⋯.jpg (17.27 KB,304x291,304:291,satanbateman.jpg)

>>16666

>commerce guild

>satan quads

>anti-semite

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 No.16685

>>16675

>It requires selective retardation to not acknowledge that in addition to those tendencies there is a non-negligible minority, one that dissents to a far higher proportion than other minorities, within that demographic rejecting it. It also requires a lack of education to understand that it isn't by any means a unique feature of that demographic.

A bit of a word salad there, so just to clarify: you are saying that there are a fair number of right-wing Juden–Rothbard, Friedman, Paul Gottfried, and others–acting against their leftist kin, and that right-wing Jews are far more common than other right-wing minorities, yes? I don't disagree there. Mostly what I was trying to emphasize with the "where do you think we are" rhetoric was that, this being an imageboard, people are going to make Holocaust jokes and mass generalizations about Jews whether they seriously hold those convictions or not, simply because that kind of gross irreverence is a staple of imageboards; you could sooner try to ban dubsposting than eliminate this tendency. Some do it seriously, others just for the fun of it, but it will be present either way.

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 No.16687

>>16685

Yeah, you got it right.

I don't want it banned, but I can give as good as I take. After awhile it's not hard to glean from a series of posts whether anon is just being irreverent for its own sake in keeping with the traditions of image boards or an authentic sped who takes it all at face-value. Some folks here really do seem to have something of a Hebe problem. That's fine, though, since they're fun to fuck with.

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 No.16689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16687

The majority of problems the west faces today do stem from jews, however. The leftist non-jews only get their talking points from the social sciences and MSM, which have always been the Ashkenazi's playground. Embed is from a guy who had been defending them vigorously up until people demanded he look into them more; it's a good summary of their political views and history.

I like a lot of Friedman's ideas, though; I'm not one to reject shit simply based on who created it, because that's obviously retarded. It is also pretty fun to answer questions with just "Because jews," given that it is so often the case.

Sage for getting extremely off-topic.

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 No.16691

File: 80aba8a354b7c6f⋯.png (72.62 KB,1010x614,505:307,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story_Meg….png)

File: b703c83aa04a517⋯.png (29.63 KB,993x164,993:164,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story_Meg….png)

File: d115954c18951da⋯.png (218.99 KB,1379x655,1379:655,Star_Wars_-_A_long_time_ag….png)

File: 1b9458863a406ae⋯.png (171.93 KB,1445x559,1445:559,Star_Wars_-_A_long_time_ag….png)

Decided to dive into the reddit and see what I could dig up. I thought it would be funny, but it's just bland. Endless blandness, far as the eye can see. Who would want to browse this shit? I'll try running some trolling to see if I can spice it up tomorrow.

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 No.16693

>>16691

they literally have nothing to talk about

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 No.16697

>>16668

>>16675

The main problem is that merchant memes and arguments were originally solid, funny and well delivered and made you realize they were basically bullies trying to guilt trip you over bullshit that shouldn't be so relevant today, especially when they constantly guilt trip the very countries that gave them sanctuaries. Even Japan rarely features manjis anymore because it offends jews because it looks too much like a swastika, which is retarded to the point where even a big name manga like One Piece had to change one of its Jolly Rogers for using a manji on the Whitebeard Pirates despite their being nothing provocative or anti-semitic about it. Many are basically spoiled brats in that sense and there were those brave enough who called them out at their SJW tendencies at the risk of being labeled but still did it anyway. Now instead we have a bunch of paranoid schizophrenics yelling "kikes/jews" at everyone around them while wearing the tinfoil a bit too tight and acting like petty crybaby victims unlike their level-headed and mature predecessors which makes me suspect that this new wave of idiocy is just newfags or edgy teenagers who just do whatever they're told without any thought. Sage because this is really fucking off-topic and I just want this place to be about Star Wars since its one of the handful of decent boards left on this shitty site in decline.

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 No.16698

>>16689

I agree with you. One can be aware about the issues and not be a pussy about them as long as one doesn't devolve into a paranoid looney.

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 No.16700

>>16675

>>16685

>>16687

Again, /sw/ proving to be one of the few decent boards.

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 No.16701

>>16691

So they've run out of things to talk about and are basically just beating around the bush to stay relevant? Honestly, I don't feel the least bit of pity for them. They got what they deserved after mocking, banning and alienating anyone who so much as said one thing that they disagreed with. I remember how obnoxious they were after TLJ and all the posts and topics that ended up deleted because of their incessant faggotry, or the topics dedicated to mocking old school fans with no mercy.

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 No.16711

>>16701

> they've run out of things to talk about

It's rather ironic considering the number of people they get and the stream of new content you'd think they would have, given Disney SW is active. And yet, here, it seems every post on the board is worth reading. I'm thinking of making a Rogue Squadron thread since I started reading it yesterday and found it's really fucking good. And it's from 22 years ago. How are Disneyfags already out of neat things to talk about?

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 No.16714

>>16711

> I'm thinking of making a Rogue Squadron thread since I started reading it yesterday and found it's really fucking good.

Do it. The faggots may actually learn what quality is or just do a "not canon" and "fuck off" remarks while downvoting you to Hell. Also fitting they would run out of things to talk about considering Disney's shitty reboot/retcon of the franchise is only 4 years old.

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 No.16715

>>16711

disney sw is literally this

- 9 movies

- 3 tv shows

- handful of books

- handful of comics

- 3 video games

- several mobile games

there's very little content to go by

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 No.16716

>>16715

>handful of books

And not a single good book among them, with the exception of two which were the works of Zahn and Luceno, with Luceno's even having been written for the old EU before the buyout.

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 No.16717

>>16716

while zahn's are no doubt competently written, it's still nu-canon and i simply can't abide a pastiche of his own creation.

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 No.16718

>>16691

>a rotten tomatoes thread

So what's going on there? Are they trying to claim russian bots or something hacked the meter again?

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 No.16724

>>16718

considering the audience score is still rising, it's unlikely.

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 No.16725

>>16714

Oh, I meant here. Bet sure, I'd put one there, too. It would just take a copy+paste, after all. Actually, maybe I'll just copy our good thread OP's and we can compare and contrast the redditors' responses. Sounds like fun.

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 No.16728

File: 3db3cdc8d60554d⋯.png (149.13 KB,477x324,53:36,sadbotnik.png)

>>16724

>The audience score is still rising

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 No.16730

>>16728

63% and rising!

Alt-right Nazi bigots BTFO!!

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 No.16731

File: 120c0bc1a9ae611⋯.jpg (255 KB,770x1055,154:211,120c0bc1a9ae611394c5aed2a2….jpg)

>>16691

> I thought it would be funny, but it's just bland. Endless blandness, far as the eye can see

Almost all subreddits that focus on a particular piece of media are wholly controlled and operated by the owners of the IP. The mods for that sub are probably either accounts run directly by Disney marketing, or one of their marketing contractors, or it's an actual user who takes payoffs from the company in order to enforce their rules.

It's also entirely likely that a sizeable portion of the userbase that posts or comments are astroturf accounts that are controlled en masse by marketing contractors in Disney's employ. There are specific software packages available to "guerilla" marketing firms that allow an astroturfer to easily create and control thousands of accounts on social media sites like reddit.

The blandness that you see isn't just from soy-chugging normies. It's also purposefully constructed white noise thrown up by marketers to encourage hivemind behavior and drown out critical discussion about the new films.

Pic because this all sounds like a conspiracy theory but it fucking isn't.

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 No.16734

>>16715

Are you listing what they have in their canon? Because they have 10 movies in total, and I only recall TCW and rebels for their tv shows.

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 No.16738

>>16728

Disney Internet Defence Force?

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 No.16742

File: 71890442d1739f2⋯.png (535.56 KB,1424x924,356:231,where did everything go so….png)

>>16731

R=>>16731

>Almost all subreddits that focus on a particular piece of media are wholly controlled and operated by the owners of the IP. The mods for that sub are probably either accounts run directly by Disney marketing, or one of their marketing contractors, or it's an actual user who takes payoffs from the company in order to enforce their rules.

Sounds like what happened to Wikia.

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 No.16743

>16731

Can confirm, there is LARGE astroturf on reddit, especially after the election. It's often apparent on the recent EA threads, you can notice top level comments sucking off EA, bashing anyone who makes good games, that directly competes with them.

No other company has that level of vidya astroturf, that ive noticed, not even sony.

Of course, that's only one field- it's not even remotely limited to gaymes.

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 No.16744

File: 750afb51df4300c⋯.jpg (299.32 KB,800x600,4:3,750afb51df4300c7e725529f2c….jpg)

>>16675

>>16687

>kike apologist

>(((jewdi))) flag

fitting

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 No.16745

>>16744

>calls anon an apologist despite him not being one

>no actual argument against the post

>tinfoil paranoia

>"jewdi" despite them being based on emotionless buddhist warrior monks

>using sage as a downvote

This is the kind of paranoid retardation that's going to make people not want to look into the corruption in politics. Sage for off topic.

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 No.16748

>>16745

>emotionless buddhist monks

>use brainwashing tricks, steal kids from parents to put into indoctrination camps

ok (((jedi)))

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 No.16761

>>16549

>Essentially a feature length episode of Samurai Jack.

But anon, that would actually be good, and anything a white male could enjoy is problematic

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 No.16763

File: 7d8d8397bfe255f⋯.gif (692.8 KB,472x360,59:45,a105147f94f1503421a3925e08….gif)

>>16745

>strong emotions are bad goy

>hate is never justified goy

>don't follow your own path goy, let us and the (((republic))) tell you what to do

>don't think for yourself goy

>we need your children goy, don't question it

>oy vey goyim, don't be bigoted against other races, we're all equal through the force after all

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 No.16766

>>16734

oh right, i forgot the clone wars movie. also the third show is that forces of horseshit one

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 No.16775

>>16763

Technically those examples are common traits of any corrupt government/leaders, not particularly exclusive to jews or jedi. Sure they're corrupted, but those aren't unique to them. Also why the fuck are we even discussing this in a reddit thread?

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 No.16776

>>16775

>Also why the fuck are we even discussing this

I made the error of posting a couple screencaps from Voat, for contrasting with reddit, since they use similar formats. Never intended for things to get this derailed.

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 No.16799

File: bc60534616fa804⋯.mp4 (5.34 MB,1280x720,16:9,bc60534616fa804859fa5b17ed….mp4)

>>16775

Oh you want something more specific?

>oy gevalt goyim, never forget the 66 million jedi who died during order 66

>that's right goy, let me and my order meddle in galaxy wide and interplanetary affairs, as well as prosecute anyone on a whim, be judge, jury and executioner and generally be above the law without any consequences

>oy vey another jedi has fallen to the dark side and now wants to kill every jedi; quick goyim fight and die in our newest pointless war

>why do the sith persecute me so?!

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 No.16805

File: a924084b7c331f7⋯.png (62.35 KB,957x702,319:234,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.16806

>>16805

That account only has three or so posts and it was made several years ago.

Desperate attempt at shilling.

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 No.16809

>>16799

More fitting.

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 No.16810

File: 94afe5bd1f7ace4⋯.jpg (113.12 KB,800x904,100:113,You-Literally-Have-No-Powe….jpg)

>>16805

>#SeeSolo

#BOYCOTTSOLO

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 No.16812

>>16805

>guys please, we have to save Star Wars

Literally what do these people think will happen?

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 No.16814

>>16805

>making the production budget back means the film is a success

oh child

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 No.16815

>>16805

>>16812

What they fail to realise is that those against them are trying to save Star Wars from Disney.

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 No.16817

>>16812

>Literally what do these people think will happen?

What!? Disney might not make Star Wars any more, do you know how horrific that would be anon? THINK OF THE MANCHILDREN!!!!

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 No.16818

>>16814

I always hate how the reporting on movies uses gross instead of net. Deliberately misleading. Speaking of dirty reporting, has anyone noticed a lack of news about this being the first Star Wars movie to flop? A lot of media seems to be dead silent about it.

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 No.16820

>>16818

>has anyone noticed a lack of news about this being the first Star Wars movie to flop?

there were a handful of articles written around monday/tuesday but that's been it since then i think. i saw an article before suggesting the film will have a stronger second weekend, which i doubt.

also just did a quick jewgle search, they aren't calling it a bomb, just a disappointment. seems it's going the way of fembusters.

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 No.16827

>>16817

That's never going to happen though. At worst, they'll take a year break between movies,

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 No.16828

>>16827

this, the only way they would back off anything past that is if they had several bombs in a row, which being realistic isn't gonna happen since they're back to the one year rotation. episode 9 will do decently, i doubt it will hit $1bn since avengers is coming out next may as well, but it won't flop as bad as solo has.

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 No.16830

>>16820

Its been wallpapered over with the immediate firing of "Roseanne" by coincidence no doubt…. perhaps solo,TLJ and the way disney handles PR ,shareholders concerns,espn, etc. is really starting to hurt disney or at least bob iger.

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 No.16837

>>16828

>episode 9 will do decently

I'm not so sure about that. I don't see how the mess of TLJ can be salvaged. Jar Jar's mystery box bullshit won't work in the final film of a trilogy because you actually have to put all your cards on the table.

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 No.16839

File: 4370c6ed5eb80c7⋯.jpg (629.12 KB,2125x2922,2125:2922,welded2piece 75mm round_be….jpg)

>>16837

Yes, and there is no reason to see Ep 9 as everything was already wrapped up in TFA/TLJ.

Therefore the Marysue"saga" (Rey’s movies they can always make more) is effectively over and the next film can only inevitably be a disappointing stretched out for run-time monstrosity. The only significant “accomplishment” of EP 9 will come at the end of the film where the Marysue will put Darth Soy in his place and defeat him in the most emasculating manner possible (I predict he will be crying). The rest of the film will be filled with useless time consuming story arcs that will be TLJ Rose Tico + Black guy tier. Add to this some more f**k the fans CY+3 propaganda and yet more unnecessary purple haired CY+3 garbage characters.

This is all they have left unless they get desperate enough and do something extreme involving time travel (Dr.who Tumblrinas seem to be their target demographic so they might), alternative realities, or a reboot of the sequels (wait for the EP 9 Part 1 , 2, etc. for confirmation of reboot).

I will be surprised if EP 9 does well, perhaps if Disney pulls out all the stops and tries to build interest with some gimmick(s), this might be enough to convince people for the first weekend especially with casual movie goers and then sharply drop off as the word of mouth of how bad the film is spreads but I don’t think this will work this time.

I think it’s over for SW until they start cleaning house at Disney and Lucas arts after which they would need to regain people's trust in the franchise by actually producing something well written (solid story and plot with no bolshevik/California politics), well cast (people who can act, pretty women, and men rather than soy boys) and well directed SW films before fans and even causal start coming back to it in numbers.

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 No.16840

File: df44fa3062d92c9⋯.png (4.19 KB,1145x99,1145:99,Save_Solo._See_Solo._starw….png)

>>16805

The absolute state of Star Wars fans on reddit.

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 No.16841

>>16840

<Give soylo money before Disney goes broke

The single best thing that could happen to hollywood/media is if "disney goes broke" however its retarded to think 1 movie could do that.

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 No.16845

>>16840

That has to be a troll, if they were a fanboy they'd know Disney ain't going broke.

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 No.16846

File: acfc4294810369e⋯.webm (810.82 KB,480x360,4:3,My allegiance is to the R….webm)

>>16763

Also the Jedi want to bring Democracy everywhere.

Also in this clip look how Obi Wan is defending a jewess but Anakin although impregnating a jewess has discovered that she won't follow him on this path, its also his half-jewish children who convince him by crying in pain for him to kill the Emperor and Empire for the new jedi to normalize inter-species marriage.

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 No.16858

>>16839

I heard episode 9 got a title change recently. I wonder if this means Disney is crapping its pants and plans to completely reshoot what they've made so far?

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 No.16879

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16858

It did. Also judging from that "evil" looking Rey, looks like best spoilers are true!

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 No.16901

File: c9e21b7ab5e3604⋯.png (207.12 KB,378x342,21:19,JJ Spielberg.png)

>>16879

>tfw a now aged JJ looks more and more like Spielberg

Okay, so am I the only one suspecting that JJ may actually be Spielberg's bastard son which is why Spielberg won't stop shilling him and recommending him to everyone? What are the odds that Spielberg is pulling a Palpatine and is setting up clone successors/host bodies?

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 No.16903

>tfw you haven't given a cent to nu wars

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 No.16907

File: 22eab0c4bebde9f⋯.jpg (8.97 KB,261x192,87:64,Sad_Cat3.jpg)

>>16903

>mfw my parents bought TFA on BlueRay

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 No.16911

>>16901

i'm betting jj and spielberg are related to some extent, after all ashkenazi jews are a very specific line and not a lot of them are around in the world.

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 No.17007

>>16805

>says this is his riders of Rohan speech

>proceeds to post the weakest bullshit in defense of nu-wars

I see your hook-nose Grima Wormtongue!

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 No.17013

>>16907

Kill your parents.

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 No.17014

File: 5060150f44639f4⋯.png (151.25 KB,335x415,67:83,5060150f44639f446ea86a68d0….png)

>>16805

This desperation makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

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 No.17036

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 No.17037

File: 865fa5610a78100⋯.png (50.36 KB,566x497,566:497,screenshot-archive.fo-2018….png)

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 No.17039

>>17037

>>17036

inb4 the empty nest is mara jade

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 No.17040

>>17037

>the first black woman in the Star Wars galaxy

What?

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 No.17041

File: 89b3ab6c558c8d8⋯.jpg (280.76 KB,1530x1319,1530:1319,IMG_20180605_120954.jpg)

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 No.17044

>>17041

>b-but the prequels

Broken record.

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 No.17046

>>16879

I don't buy it. Unless Kathleen has been quietly demoted behind the scenes, Rey wont be shown in a bad light. She's Kathleen's pet.

At the most, they might tease her going evil for the first few minutes of the movie. That'll be the Luke pretending to be a shady figure in Jabba's palace sequence.

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 No.17049

>>17046

>That'll be the Luke pretending to be a shady figure in Jabba's palace sequence.

>More ripping off the OT

It'll be this one then.

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 No.17050

File: bdc2bf1e48bac07⋯.jpg (169.64 KB,823x529,823:529,568956.jpg)

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 No.17052

>>17044

Literally all they ever say is "But the Prequels!" and "Attack of the Clones is the worst Star Wars!"

They lack the capacity for original thought.

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 No.17057

File: 0721ad65e03c124⋯.jpg (41.31 KB,680x834,340:417,count_to_3.jpg)

>>17039

You had to go and fucking jynx it, didn't you? You take that shit back right now, and then you shut your whore mouth.

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 No.17059

>>17050

Beautiful.

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 No.17060

File: 354291ee7d1b763⋯.png (70.53 KB,350x350,1:1,354291ee7d1b763c0eb93c232b….png)

>>17041

>le prequels

>new things are good because they're new

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 No.17061

File: 1f9305768029d31⋯.jpg (24.24 KB,500x500,1:1,bam bam bam.jpg)

>>17039

>red head mutt is now Mara

Oh damn you

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 No.17066

>>17052

I wonder if they even believed that before someone told them to believe it.

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 No.17069

>>17041

This is bait, pretty sure.

>>17037

Think he got trolled?

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 No.17073

>>17066

The issues with the prequels have been overblown by time and clickbait nuWars ads it seems. Maybe I'm just lucky, but I've seen even the normalfaggiest of normalfags get fed up with what happened to Star Wars under Disney. Of course, being who they are- they still repeat every stale meme about the prequels being worse than Sith they've uncritically picked up from reddit.

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 No.17081

File: 978555e7090b7b0⋯.jpg (217.38 KB,573x584,573:584,Happy Ssi Ruu.jpg)

>>17073

>Another Ssiposter

Pic related.

The prequels certainly had their problems. Take literally the entirety of Kashyyk from RotS. It serves zero purpose to the plot. Or the factory fight on Geonosis; sure, it shows off what's being done on the planet, but we already saw that when Obi-Wan was snooping around. Or the omnipresent CGI that just grates on you after a while (sure, I heard they had lots of practical stuff, but when you run every practical effect through a greenscreen and a bunch of digital "enhancements" it still looks off). They never even made a single set of clone armor!

But then you have Nu-Wars, which takes these (honestly not movie-killing) problems and blows them out of the water. ALL action sequences with the Falcon are indistinguishable flashy sequences. And the pointless bits can now take up the majority of the film (like Poe, Finn, and Rose in TLJ). At least the prequels didn't have that many plotholes, and you could rationalize around them when pushed. Not to mention the god-awful dialogue that truly reared it's head in TLJ and continued into Solo. And then there's the complete lack of sex drive. A huge chunk of motication in the original saga was sex-driven, but we can't have that, apparently, that's bigoted.

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 No.17082

File: 534d983ee955030⋯.jpg (172.85 KB,840x1280,21:32,serveimage.jpg)

>>17081

The idea of dinosaurs running around with blasters is just too great not to appreciate. Those guys are honestly one of my favorite minor factions for that reason alone.

>The prequels certainly had their problems.

Yeah, they certainly had their share of awkward dialogue and overused special effects. The CGI doesn't bother me too much, since it seems the majority of it was well done- but unnecessary for most scenes and quite a few characters. This may sound stupid, but I think the prequels pull off making the CGI looking natural better than a lot of more modern films. It was just good enough to do the job, but not so advanced that everything looked too detailed to be real. The designs had restraint, and the the film crew wasn't obsessed with making every pore on the actors' faces visible in great detail.

Anyway whatever George had up his sleeves to make the prequels enjoyable films even with the flaws- Disney clearly doesn't have it, at least the part responsible for former Lucasfilm IP.

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 No.17084

File: bf1dea1e395fbac⋯.jpg (66.46 KB,550x346,275:173,Ssi-ruu_red_scale_warriors.jpg)

>>17082

>The idea of dinosaurs running around with blasters is just too great not to appreciate.

Ditto. I have yet to read any material with Ssi-Ruu in it, but I love them by default.

>This may sound stupid, but I think the prequels pull off making the CGI looking natural better than a lot of more modern films.

That's not stupid at all, it's true. This is especially true for Phantom Menace, where some of the scenes that are almost 100% CGI look great despite it still being in the pioneering stage at the time. Not sure what to compare with from the modern age since I've ditched Hollywood. The reflections off the Queen's ship are just stunning, even today, because of how the visual effect was used.

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 No.17085

File: de450d7a626c219⋯.png (Spoiler Image,766.84 KB,625x484,625:484,Elevated Tastes.png)

>>17082

>>17081

>>17073

Ah, I see I am surrounded by classy reptoids.

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 No.17093

>>17081

Some scenes are just there to be enjoyable. I don't mind that so much. I mean, does everything have to be a well oiled machine? Is it never okay to take a small diversion just to have a bit of fun?

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 No.17094

>>17082

The prequels do make me somewhat nostalgic for the days when "computer animation" was still novel, when a film's special effects were still a show piece, and it wasn't just expected that everything should look near perfect.

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 No.17105

>>17094

Compare Battle Droids to Transformers or the Prequel aliens to Marvel aliens, it was the simplicity and style that made the Prequels so enjoyable. You could still make good stuff with CGI, the problem is that everyone in charge in Hollywood has shit taste

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 No.17133

>>17105

CG will never be a spectacle in and of itself again. People will never again be wowed at "the clever things they can do with computers these days". That's kind of sad.

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 No.17217

>>17133

Which is probably a good thing- though the damage done by practical effects all but disappearing is already done.

>>17105

Yeah. They make it detailed for the sake of detail, instead of trying to make something that looks good.

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 No.17224

>>17217

The same thing is true of practical effects too. When was the last time people were wowed by model shots? It doesn't happen anymore, because we just expect everything to look perfect.

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 No.17227

>>17224

You've got me there- but what's the last movie you've seen that's done anything significant complex with character makeup or animatronics/puppets?

nevermind, I just realized they brought back the Dark Crystal for a netflix series

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 No.17803

File: 40747fd2f4b1869⋯.png (62.89 KB,931x407,931:407,mods.png)

Apparently one of the mods had a breakdown, and only "constructive criticism" allowed now

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 No.17807

File: bba08fa33a91e3f⋯.webm (1.54 MB,640x480,4:3,mr burns laugh.webm)

>>17803

>it's not a no-criticism policy!

>it's a no-criticism-we-dislike policy!

>toxic behvaior BTFO!

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 No.17808

File: 821467add562f91⋯.jpg (22.16 KB,257x328,257:328,muun banker.jpg)

>>17803

>toxic behavior

>constructive

<in other words only posts allowed are those that meet with my standard! Now do what I say or get blocked!

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 No.17842

this is pretty funny so far, but just wait until IX crashes and burns. the cognitive dissonance will be hilarious.

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 No.18110

File: 4b764250df05a79⋯.png (88.29 KB,937x684,937:684,the soy is strong with thi….PNG)

>Now even the admin for r/starwars is gone.

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 No.18111

File: 45325119b690b49⋯.png (1.08 MB,1281x1742,1281:1742,45325119b690b49e71b0f550ad….png)

>>18110

>the disney shilling in that thread

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 No.18114

>>18111

Its a sign that they're scared. With the fall of the SW spinoffs and even the over-defensive admin of r/starwars going against Disney too, the remaining idiots are desperate to save this trainwreck even if it means becoming deranged. Despite it all, I was mad at the "lolsonerdy bazinga" normalfags who never missed a chance to shit on us and old SW and all the endless shilling and denial, but then I remember those happy normalfags who weren't in it for the "nerd" trend shit. Just family people who wanted to relive the charm. I remember seeing so many local schools and recreation centers doing star wars things and people renting out R2D2 dummies for events. Seeing that joy they had be sucked away by Disney greed feels almost as bad as when they destroyed our fandom and setting on that terrible day *that is now so long ago…**.

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 No.18116

>>17073

>tfw the prequels had issues but they were still highly enjoyable films

if they had brushed up some of the casting choices and writing they'd be much more fondly remembered

The final duel in RoTS was also a solid payoff, some issues such as spinning is a good trick, but overall a fun fight

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 No.18346

>>16839

Is that a bullet? or did you machine a bullet? what's that pic, anon?

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 No.18356

File: 56b17b980c10fb8⋯.png (30.36 KB,930x281,930:281,soyboys tears6.PNG)

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 No.18357

File: c130d634a8540dd⋯.png (806.1 KB,906x776,453:388,what are you doing.png)

>>18356

<I was a boycotter just like you! I swear! See? I changed! Why can't you?

The damage control is sounding more desperate.

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 No.18361

>>18356

>regret not watching a pile crap

>implying its the same experience as watching the OT

Good thing I saw the re-release of the OT in theaters special edition in the 90s + the PT unlike this underage faggot.

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 No.18362

>>18356

>i-if you don't watch it in theaters you'll miss out goys!

>by fzkhn

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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 No.18364

>>18362

>fzkhn

Sounds like a hastily made employee account or something that was thought up quickly by a kid or newfag

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