No.14106 [Last50 Posts]
(reposted from /tv/)
So a redditor who leaked early storyboards on episode VIII
https://archive.fo/34xaF
Has leaked the early storyboards for Episode IX, see pic.
Link to his thread
https://archive.li/IBQN5
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No.14107
>>14106
This sounds legit, I mean there's no real trilogy (thanks Rian) so the only think JJ can do is continue with the shit he started in TFA.
While the idea of Hux wanting to get rid of Kylo sounds like something the character would do, I don't think he should be the mole, it's way too obvious. This story arc should've happened in the second movie.
>Many Force users have sought out Rey for protection
Why?
>Rey and Kylo still converse through the Force and love each other
Sex calls though ForceSkype is not a good idea. Also why would they love each other? What about /ourboy/ega?
The problem with this trilogy is that nothing really happen naturally, everything is so forced (no pun intended).
>one of Rey's students is her child
Ok that's bad, this is [current year] writing, they can only re-use plots and tropes because they have no creativity.
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No.14108
>>14106
So who is the father of Rey's kid? I wouldn't think that Kylo and Rey had an opportunity to fuck at any time, given the fact that they are on opposite sides of the conflict
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No.14109
>>14107
>Also why would they love each other? What about /ourboy/ega?
At least a Kylo/Rey romance doesn't involve a nigger
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No.14110
>>14107
>/ourboy/ega
he's banging ching chong now, remember? since rey didn't put out, finn opted for the one that did.
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No.14111
wow, so it's literally the star forge but with people and water.
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No.14112
>>14111
The Star Forge could also use Force-users as power sources, actually, so that part isn't so new.
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No.14113
>>14106
>an ancient manufacturing station literally powered by the populations of conquered worlds.
>liberating the captives before they are exterminated and exposing these horrors to the galaxy at large.
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No.14114
>>14106
I wouldn't be surprised if this is legit. Seems like Disney quality and spoilers for TFA and TLJ came out even while said movies were still in production.
>>14109
As long as they don't do Poe/Finn bullshit and give those fujofaggots what they want. That will ensure this movie fails in every respect.
>>14111
Another example of JJ ripping off Kotor and the EU to make his own shitty versions of materials from said media.
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No.14117
>>14106
>one of Rey's students is her child
What the fuck? How does this even work? How do you get pregnant, carry a child, and squeeze out a kid WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUT IT? Is the reveal going to be that Rey is a tranny who fucked some First Order chick right before the surgery?
>>14111
>>14114
Glad I'm not the only one who saw it.
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No.14119
>>14117
>What the fuck? How does this even work? How do you get pregnant, carry a child, and squeeze out a kid WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUT IT? Is the reveal going to be that Rey is a tranny who fucked some First Order chick right before the surgery?
my bet is a cuck angle that she fucked Finn had his kid while on the run and Kybo will get over it, like a white man shuld(MI ryght grrrrrlzx?). It lets them push the race mixing train as well, but I will bet that she's a single parent as Finn fucked off with Rose for some bullshit reason. But rey is stronker than everyone and has no problem being the jedi master/protector because motherhood is the hardest job of them all.
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No.14120
>>14119
It'll probably be Kylo or Snorkel who somehow got her pregnant with the Force like Plagueis wanted to since the idiots behind this have already been stupid enough to accidentally reveal numerous times that Snork is just Plagueis/Plagueis-ripoff and normalfags are adamant as fuck about Snoke not truly being done yet and this all being part of his master keikaku bullshit. But if it is Finn who is the baby daddy somehow I will just laugh and laugh at how fucking retarded the writing has become. Aw hell I'll probably laugh no matter what once this out of control train finally hits the station.
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No.14123
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No.14124
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No.14125
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No.14126
>>14113
Galactic holocaust, lmao
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No.14127
It’s shity and abortive and uninteresting enough to be legit, but nowhere near pozzed enough. It also doesn’t have sassy negress or yoda mentioned in it.
I suspect that Lucasfilm creates fake story boards that have some true elements in them, like when Anakin was supposed to be the sea cow. The sea cow and porgs were real, but the story the guys working on them were fed was bullshit. From this I’d glean there will be an underwater world.
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No.14128
>>14111
No, it is a holocaust/concentration camp reference; most people in the galaxy think the Empire First Order is doing an OK job, and the Resistance is in shambles, then they expose the horrible truth about the massive concentration camps to the general public.
>>14117
Who said the child doesn't know who his/her mother is? Kylo is the one who doesn't know about Rey getting BLACKED.COM and knocked up with some space niglet.
This is about on par with what I was expecting from (((JJ))) tbh.
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No.14129
>>14128
so the space salvation army is gonna do a passing inspection of waterforgeworld/not rakata prime and give it an okay?
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No.14132
>>14128
>Kylo is the one who doesn't know about Rey getting BLACKED.COM and knocked up with some space niglet.
I suppose that's plausible. OP's pic described it as a "reveal," which is why I assumed Rey Sue was ignorant to the fact as well.
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No.14134
>>14106
(Spoiler)
Saved by Leia at the last minute… this writing lmao
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No.14136
>>14128
>horrible truth
This assumes that the Galaxy A)believes this claim, and B) cares about what happens in the Unknown Regions.
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No.14138
>>14136
based on the new movies, they wouldn't and don't. from what i remember, the empire was never fully defeated, they just signed an armistice that allowed them to keep the core worlds and any other system that wanted to remain in their care, and the republic would get the rest of the galaxy, while both simultaneously ignored the unknown regions, as it always has been.
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No.14139
>>14117
>What the fuck? How does this even work?
You know when Rey was in the rain and Kylo got wet, well it's like the reverse but he faps a load across space and time into her womb.
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No.14141
God it's all so horrible it must be true.
Rey is so awesome other force users come to her for help but she has to be saved by Leia who is suddenly amazeballs?
Why did Luke turn himself off for?
I expect lots of Trump allegory
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No.14143
>>14141
>I expect lots of Trump allegory
We've already seen their vision of Trump.
>Snoke wears a gold robe
>His ship is called the Supremacy
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No.14144
>>14143
And they'll further the Nazi analogy with a literal holocaust going on under the sea to power the FO. I am betting all these victims will all be POC not a whitey among them unless they can show that their homos.
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No.14147
>>14144
>three hours of nazis stomping on cucks and SJWs
Stop making the movie sound good.
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No.14151
>>14147
The First Order is consistently portrayed as bumbling idiots despite being the main villains, they will never be shown to look cool.
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No.14153
>>14151
This. Hux - for example - should've been the new Tarkin, instead they turned him into a caricature.
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No.14154
>>14124
Yes, that does make the most sense. Disney is going to end the new trilogy with a literal cuckolding plot, and the angry, childish white male character is going to die at the hands of the mixed-race child.
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No.14155
>>14144
>not a whitey among them unless they can show that their homos.
>a scene of dudes buttfucking each other while crying and being fed into furnaces
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No.14159
>>14155
Even more brazen, Dubsman: They'll be holding hands .
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No.14160
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>>14154
I have a hard time believing that since JJ and Kennedy have a real pandering hardon for wanting to make Rey as stronk and independent as possible and making one of the new MCs bicurious. Rey or Poe are usually the prime candidates, but Rey seems even more likely to me since Kennedy probably wouldn't want her to be forced to be anybody's woman to maintain the "she needs no man" angle, so I can see Rey either going full lesbo for that new female lead the media's been talking about or her being single but having an Anakin clone force baby so as to maintain her single status, because the MSM creams its pants over single mothers, and one who got pregnant without submitting to a man would be icing on the cake for nu-SW fags. Finn if anything is going to have a freakish potato child with Rose or end up fucking Poe in the ass. But then again, Finn and Rey seem like the second most likely possibility. If they do that shit would really hit the fan since it would literally piss off everyone. It would piss off the fags and fujoshits who wanted PoexFinn. It would piss off the feminists who wanted Rey single. It would piss off /pol/ for the obvious. It would piss off blacks because Finn isn't around to raise the kid (obviously). It would piss off Rosefags because Finn didn't fuck Mrs. Potatohead. And so on and so forth. But honestly, almost every outcome of 9 seems to indicate exceptional hate and disappointment. The real question is if Solo can do as much damage to the franchise as TLJ did. We can only hope that it does.
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No.14161
>>14153
Even Kylo Ren, which Disney fans and even those who hate Disney, like to claim that he is "the only good/best character in the new movies" despite the fact that he's just a parody of Anakin and siths in general with his retarded tantrums and emo stereotype attitude, which is ironic since new media and Abrams try so damn hard to hammer it into audiences that he's not a true sith and that the sith are extinct, despite that these fucks are basically just a sith copypasta while also trying to claim they're not as powerful as true sith despite doing almost the exact same bullshit and Kylo stopping laser blasts in midair like so much bullshit.
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No.14163
>>14144
i wonder if the sea represents open borders
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No.14165
>>14160
finn isn't gay, but poe definitely is.
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No.14166
>>14159
Gays don’t hold hands unless they both have a cut and want to spread HIV.
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No.14168
>>14117
In a universe with cloning making an offspring of someone (who is just naturally talented) without their knowledge could be done. Not cloning her directly could be excused with the old "force sensitive clones go crazy" bit. Could be used with all sorts of reasons people would (effectively) clone her.
The problems with that are, of course, that they aren't that clever, that "force sensitive clones go crazy" has had no setup in the Disney canon and they'd need to acknowledge Rey is powerful for no reason.
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No.14171
>>14161
People are retards if they like Kylo Ren. His character has bigger problems than Rey.
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No.14174
>>14168
>The problems with that are, of course, that they aren't that clever, that "force sensitive clones go crazy" has had no setup in the Disney canon and they'd need to acknowledge Rey is powerful for no reason.
Wookieepediafags will defend it somehow. Also, the wiki now has an unusual amount of new users who conveniently started working there in 2016 and are active almost 20/7 and speak as if they were employees or working with Star Wars.com. The wiki is infiltrated as fuck.
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No.14180
>>14106
>stealing from KotOR
>but this time the Rakatan are being Auschwitz'd
>playing into fangirl gay tumblr faggotry
>Rey is a whore
>Kylo is a cuck
>Huck is a retarded
>general retardation
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No.14181
>>14180
In all honesty, the only thing that annoys me is they stole from KotOR. Otherwise, I don't care. Though, I hope the holocaust scenes will be over the top, and give plenty of material to make fun of.
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No.14186
>>14174
the wiki was infiltrated several years ago, anon. they shill SWE videos and have the "canon" page set as the primary reading for anything that has one.
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No.14188
>>14181
>the only thing that annoys me is they stole from KotOR.
if any of the genocided species end up looking like rakatans I'm going to flip my shit
the worst part will be everyone praising it because "Disney added them back into the canon"
fuck normies
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No.14191
>>14186
Someday the "Legends" page will be gotten rid of once they think they can.
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No.14193
>>14191
You say that, but in the aftermath of TLJ that isn't looking likely.
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No.14194
>>14191
One day Legends shall be ascendant.
The Marvel guy will be brought in to turnaround Lucasfilm and he will declare that a Legends movie will be made, recasting Luke, Leia, and Han with young but competent actors to do a Thrawn film in Legends. Fans will be rapturous.
When it kicks everything’s ass, they’ll make another. And another. A Kyle Katarn movie will follow and obliterate Rogue One. The ‘Canon’ universe will still exist but derisively be called ‘Rey-verse’ or ‘Soy Wars.’ It will slowly fall into disuse.
Rian Johnson’s trilogy shall be the last Kennedy canon items, with only two films being made which perform poorly and the third film never bothered wirh. He will wind up trying to direct a Legends film but be swatted down after outcry from the fans. He will become embittered and spend all his time trashing good Star Wars, but SJW bullshit will not be tolerated in Legends at all.
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No.14198
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No.14200
>>14191
Unlikely. Disney and Wikia Fandom are apparently working together now. Disney wiki now has actual Disney emps involved and SW wiki is now directly overseen by wikia's staff, like Rhea. Unless they want to get in trouble with the overlords, they won't have the balls, unlike the superior Battlefront Wiki.
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No.14203
>>14194
But it's still Disney, so:
>Luke will be a black guy
>Han will be a girl
>Leia will still be banging Han, but "she" will be trans
>Thrawn will have a Hitler mustache
>Pellaeon will be a black chick
>When they get around to making Yuuzhan Vong films, the Vong will be The Extragalactic Species of Peace and the bad guys will be the ones trying to stop them from immigrating into the known galaxy
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No.14205
>>14194
>The Marvel guy will be brought in to Lucasfilm and make endless amounts of Disney Star Wars movies from "Legends" every year… Fans Soyboys will be rapturous.
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No.14206
Why the hell are there default flags now? This is faggotry and makes niggers like >>14205 think having a specific flag for your post makes you an oldfag.
Newsflash kid: you belong on reddit.
>>14203
Then it wouldn’t be Legends. The message will be don’t fuck with it. Eventually they will cleave to the written word closely. If not, they’ll keep Kennedy.
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No.14207
>>14194
>the marvel guy
you mean kevin feige? dude panders to nogs and grils alike, he's just not as cancerous about it.
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No.14208
>>14206
alderaan flags are how we identify newcomers, it's why i made that image. your lot is the reddicucks that keep coming here to shitpost stupid ideas like that.
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No.14210
>>14106
I'm skeptical, if only because everything has sounded like these movies are made in such disarray I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't even at the storyboard level yet
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No.14212
>>14208
>we are all flagfags here. And that makes us not faggot cancer
Retard.
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No.14214
>>14208
Or someone who clears cookies on browser shut…
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No.14219
>>14212
>flagfags
Hello, Trekkie.
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No.14222
>>14219
You’re the retard who got all pissy because people ignored your shit opinions, aren’t you?
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No.14224
>>14212
>>14222
You're the autist that reees loudly every time someone posts with a flag on /strek/, aren't you?
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No.14225
>>14224
I’m not, but I agree with him. Why do you want to be something other than anonymous on an imageboard? Why do you want to have a flag that identifies you? This is the shit that leads to cancer every time.
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No.14226
>>14225
It doesn't when we're all sheevposters here
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No.14232
>>14225
>implying flagfagging is bad
>implying flagfagging doesn't lead to removing cancer from boards
>implying flagfagging doesn't bring out the real you
flagfagging is one of the best things to happen to chan boards, anon. in the hierarchy of anon it's only a step or two above total anonymity, certainly much better than namefagging or tripfagging. also for a board like /new/ or /int/ flagfagging is essential, here it's just a way to reflect how we want to shitpost each other.
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No.14236
>>14232
>flagfagging is one of the best things to happen to chan boards, anon.
I’ll just ignore you from here on out. Thankfully the flag makes that easier.
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No.14237
>>14225
Agreed. Flags work best on bigger boards anyway, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that I like the new Trandosha flag and I'm probably going to use it from now on.
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No.14247
>>14232
>flagfagging is one of the best things to happen to chan boards, anon.
Twisted by the Dark Side, the Sheevposter has become. The anon we shitposted with, gone he is… Consumed by faggotry.
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No.14248
Flags have been on /sw/ since before Bordo took over, and have flourished with the board. Get with the program, or scram, faggots.
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No.14249
>>14248
I do not consent! I do not consent!
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No.14250
>>14247
>implying everything isn't going according to plan
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No.14251
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No.14256
>>14250
>isn't going according to plan
Was getting your face fucked part of your plan?
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No.14258
>>14256
you wish buddy boy
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No.14259
>>14225
Between phoneposting, laptopposting, and different wireless networks I've usually got 3-4 UIDs floating around. A special snowflake flag helps me keep track of all of the (yous) across platforms.
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No.14272
Atleast we're not /animus/
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No.14279
Looks like a SuperShadow fanfic.
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No.14280
>>14279
… only much, much worse.
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No.14284
>>14279
SuperShadow was unironically better than this.
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No.14287
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No.14288
Apparently in the soylo movie, Han has toxic masculinty, there's a droid named L337 (literally Leet), and yeah boycotting is the only option.
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No.14293
>>14288
>L337
Holy fuck I can't even express how stupid that is.
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No.14302
>>14293
I know, it's just……
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No.14326
>>14163
Inb4 native population of an all-sea planet can't understand the idea of seperate peoples at all, and somebody else is reduced to tears by their childlike, closer-to-god innocence.
>>14288
Really? Fucking really? Holy shit.
*searches* It's fucking true and all. Actually true.
And no, I'm not turning off my ad blocker you cunts. Only sites that bring me good news get that.
(not really)
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No.14331
>>14326
It's just so stupid that they're bringing in an old meme as a star wars character who is "fighting for droids' rights" even tho that was in the EU and done by C-3PO so waht's the point in making the EU noon-canon if you're going to fucking bring it back little by little.
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No.14332
>>14331
>waht's the point in making the EU noon-canon if you're going to fucking bring it back little by little
To make disneycucks jizz themselves every time a reference validates their legends knowledge, while still buying shit again. You've seen how they react when a legends character gets revealed in a disney product, we've all seen their pathetic "OH YES! THANK YOU DISNEY FOR BRINGING THIS BACK" drivel. The amount of positive 'fan' opinion generated from that is one of the only things holding nu-wars together.
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No.14334
>>14332
this, everyone generally gave thrawn a pass and glanced over the fact that they turned him into a mustache twirler because tim zahn was brought back to work on his integration into jew canon.
watch, next thing you know they'll bring back kevin anderson to do work on mara jade. and the doc aphra comic apparently has been re-using EU bits in its own way.
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No.14336
>>14288
>there's a droid named L337 (literally Leet)
Not just that, "she" is the First Female Droid and "she" fights for the droids rights.
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No.14337
>>14336
Hey there fellow geek!
L3-37 is the most riggity-RRRRadical droid out there! Isn't it so tight that Disney is in touch with our nerd culture with all these DANK maymays? I'm fucking hyped for Solo! We'll finally figure out why the Millenium Falcon doesn't look like it did!!! lmao XDDDD The salt from those butthurt fanbois makes it even better! :D
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No.14339
>>14337
Now in upgraded resolution.
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No.14345
>>14336
The cringe deepens when you realize that she sounds like that Steven Universe character with the square head.
>>14337
N33dz m0r L33T zp3@k m@h dud3!
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No.14347
7331 is SASSY and FUNNY and INDEPEDENT.
Incidentally, why do they insist on independence? How does one compellingly show ‘independence’ in a drama? By not relying on or needing other cast members?
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No.14349
>>14347
>why do they insist on independence?
Because depending on each other is the basis for healthy relationships and family-building.
>How does one compellingly show ‘independence’ in a drama?
By doing things alone, or treating the rest of the cast as accessories, and never being in a true bond with somebody. See Rey's interactions with the rest of the protagonists, or lack thereof.
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No.14437
>>14160
>Piss off everyone.
but the question is, why? Why would they do this? I have many theories myself as to why Disney, JJ, or Kennedy would actively want to kill Star Wars but aside from "artistic pride/being post modern for the sake of being post modern/this is what you get Lucas", I can't think of any reason why they would actively want to kill this franchise. The only sensible thing I can think of that isn't just out right insane which I think some of them are so I could buy that, is that this was done as a type of house cleaning. Since Star Wars exist, it blocked several other potential future franchises, so this is the long term game plan of finally shutting it down so they could make a new/strength marvel franchise profits.
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No.14439
>>14437
The only reason is ego and the hope that changing something so greatly as to inspire a cultural revolution will get them immortalized. Same thing that happened with Ghostbusters. The media industry and Hollywood are in a kind of cultural echo chamber where the current hot topic is politics and societal bullshit, where its important to sacrifice art and quality for the sake of ideologies and personal vendettas.
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No.14440
>>14437
>but the question is, why? Why would they do this?
Ultimately it’s because they dislike us. The goal is to be vindictive.
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No.14452
>>14440
Ah, typical aristocrat mentality.
>>14439
The saddest part no one was particularly ever against their "ideologies", at least, the biggest one they are trying to push. So they have to go so far to manufacture their own enemy.
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No.14458
>>14452
Women had all the same rights, if not more, and they already had more than equal representation in SW, but that apparently wasn't enough. They had to go and fucking attack us and take away everything we enjoyed. Sure, part of me was kinda glad the EU was shelved and put in "Legends" because that meant it could no longer get the tumblr treatment. But now they're digging more and more stuff from it (especially Marvel) and making it worse. And their stupid ideological wars are asinine. They've already won and wrecked the western world. Isn't that enough for fuck's sake? Can't they just leave the things we love along? Oh what am I saying… They're rich spoiled snobs who enjoy being elitists and smelling their own farts.
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No.14460
>>14452
That's just it, though. They need to be opposed, to feel like the edgy rebels, even when they're both legally and culturally dominant, on both a strategic and a psychological level. Strategically, this type of person will never declare victory over the enemies of "racism" or "inequality" because that would make their job irrelevant. Walls only make you feel safe if there's something on the other side, trying to get in. By the same token, you only "need" a group fighting for equality if there exists inequality; giving them more power and control is only justified in the eyes of the public if that power is necessary to correct some perceived wrong. Declaring victory means these people will lose their jobs and all of their influence, so they will never do it.
Psychologically, they're just incapable of admitting victory, because they're in love with their own image. Everyone likes a good underdog story, and portraying oneself as the underdog makes the following victory all the sweeter, and seem much more just. Portraying one's situation as desperate also makes it that much easier to justify sadistic and ruthless acts as necessary for survival and/or victory.
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No.14615
>>14160
>so I can see Rey either going full lesbo for that new female lead the media's been talking about or her being single but having an Anakin clone force baby so as to maintain her single status, because the MSM creams its pants over single mothers,
this reminds me, i saw some soylets the other week going on about how apparently women can reproduced asexually by ingesting bone marrow or some shit.
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No.14619
>>14615
I actually saw something similar sometime ago. Not sure when this shit started going around.
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No.14646
>>14106
Part of me hopes this isn't true so that the actual end result will be far worse than what I'm reading.
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No.16921
>>14615
Is that what they call nigger semen now?
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No.16997
What has even happened plot wise for the last two movies? What climax is it even working towards exactly?
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No.16998
>>16997
Apparently just focusing on setting up Rey as the next chosen one or something and "let's defeat the First Order!". That's about it.
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No.17004
>>14460
>>14452
>>14437
>>14160
These people are narcissistic personalities. Narcissists don't follow logic or profit, they care only about what benefits their emotional desires now, they crave social outlets, Hollywood is a fucking megaton-sized social outlet- the mecca of narcs, and star wars reaches an audience of colossal proportions. You wonder why the paradox of Trends and Counterculture go hand-in-hand with the typical hipster SJW-type? Because they are both social outlets, they are sources of attention- the narc's ultimate drug.
To the SJW-narcs, Disney and Star Wars are potential gardens for growing the drug of attention and validation of their egos. The problem is that star wars demands care, love, and generosity. Narcs have no space in their world for any of this, Love to them is meaningless, Care is an abstract thing, Generosity is a tool to rope people into fear, obligations and guilt. There's no rationality, it's bullshit, it's lies, they should be removed from their jobs.
But the biggest problem with Narcs, is not just them, it's their enablers- it doesn't matter if it's an abused soyboy-fucktoy, their gossip-magazine/website cronies, or their sexually-bribed boss, enablers allow narcs to flourish. Disney is enabling these people, until someone starts handing out pink slips by the basket, the company will suffer. The depressives may think that Disney is too big to fail, but the titanic weight of star wars, its fickle merchandising, and the narcs in charge could crush Disney. Money only matters to the narc when it goes right into their pockets, just because their employer's making money doesn't mean they care, it's all about them.
If they can't have it, nobody will, If they want to crash this train, they will ram it full speed ahead and explode into a fireball of pain and suffering. Granted, doing that to something like star wars would be professional and social suicide- I seriously feel like if it is found out that someone is deliberately trying to kill star wars, the rage against them will be a few notches short of the hate that everyone's favorite dictators recieve.
Besides, I've been having premonitions that someone huge and famous will turn into a gigantic lolcow sometime. something that I am fascinated to find out who it will be.
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No.17005
>>14336
<she is the first female droid in the franchise?
nope
<she is the first female droid within (Disney's?) the starwars timeline?
nope
>she is the first "Female" (feminist) droid?
Ah, there we go. I think…
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No.17006
>>16998
>setting up
They already did (didn't do (did (didn't do (did (didn't do (did (didn't do))))))) that though?
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No.17009
>>17005
Wasn't there one in 3PO's droid rebellion? It was probably parody but I think it was there
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No.17011
>>14160
I could see them making Rey pregnant as she fights Kylo and then the ending is showing her training her child a few years later. It would be pozzed to shit and appease the cat ladies if they made him mystery meat so they could post clickbait shit on who might be the father.
>>14161
>>14171
Kylo losing his shit was at least a character. No one else has one. He could have been developed and grown through the trilogy but they didn't do it.
>>17004
Hollywood has always been full of ego fueled people. It's literally their dream location in every way possible. Nothing has changed in that avenue.
What has changed is that movies now have zero value. They're too easy to pirate and too many alternatives. Rage baiting is the only hope they have of holding people's attentions so they use it over and over.
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No.19450
>>14138
Yeah this has been bothering me. A demilitarized Empire showing up at the last minute with a secret army they have been amassing and btfo of the First Order would be probably the best outcome. The Republican drones would hail their salvation until the Empire refused to go and said that all of the Galaxy was under their protection as the war on their doorstep was simply unbearable.
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No.19453
>>14106
>and Leia
There has to be a way to convince them they need to hire a sheboon like that one from the Ghostbusters reboot to fill the role.
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No.19464
No matter what they try this is still going to be the messiest and most inconsistent trilogy of movies ever made. And the worst.
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No.19491
>>19464
this, it will be dissected for years to come and ultimately seen as inferior. there's a new generation of fans that are vehemently anti-disney and pro-prequel, while there are new fans that are the opposite.
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No.19521
>>19453
I think this is the best approach. Trying to convince Disney to do even worse. Maximize the cringe to the point where no one will want to pay to see their shit and will eventually be forced to sell the property or lock it away to be untouched for generations, thus allowing fan material and tabletop to prosper.
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No.19522
>>19521
This. Its why Im excited for "THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!" threats.
Have Hodo or whatever her name is tell Poe off for mansplanning.
Have Rey beat the bad guy by thinking (Who is…? Uhhh…?)
Have Obi Wan get cloned and Ewan McGregor come back and none stop reference how baaad the prequels were despite ROTS being unironically one of the best SW films.
Have Chewie die on a planet and his nephew, who is a jedi, become the new co pilot to Rey.
Have young Han Solo appear.
Reveal the Whills as the Vong!
Have the Death Troopers show up with Myaab Myaab or whatever that white goo shit was called.
Unmask a Jawa!
Tuskens are a people of peace!
Did someone say Clones of Vader, Yoda AND Recasting Leia with Merryl Streep?
Go nuts
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No.19524
>>19522
>Reveal the Whills as the Vong!
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No.19525
>>19522
Where's Captain Phasma? So much Captain Phasma merch but nobody knows what she's ever done.
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No.19526
>>19525
Funny thing is Phasma could have been awesome.
Could have. The idea that she didn't 'kick butt and take names silly boys' but was a manipulator and strategist made me happy.
Too bad.
BUT
Let's reveal her to be a TRUE mandalorian, that's right! She's ACTUALLY the daughter of Sabine and Ezra
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No.19529
>>19526
She never strategized and never fought anyone I'm aware of. She lost to a janitor whose been in a coma for a while and while her armor deflected laser blasts it was vaporized by an elctro-staff.
Really sad character like all the others. An EU movie about Cade Skywalker would have some "nice" female antagonist characters.
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No.19530
>>19529
I know, I'm saying I would have found her a lot more interesting if she did.
Agreed, Legacy was fun. It was stupid, but it was fun.
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No.19532
>>19526
>Funny thing is Phasma could have been awesome.
>Could have.
The minute you say, “we’re going to have a woman in andogynous armor” is the minute the character becomes useless. Comparatively she’s better than say Holdo or Rose because she isn’t a raging feminist bitch.
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No.19533
>>19532
This essentially. Her whole character felt like it was just created to show how progressive Disney is by not giving her armor boob space like some femtroopers in the comics. I remember when she was first revealed idiots on twitter started using her as a martyr to show why sexy armors in video games and anime were sexist and oppressive. Shit was followed by a bunch of fanart mocking sexy or even non-revealing feminine armors, in the same vain as Andrew Dobson's "Stop drawing sexist crap!"
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No.19539
>>19526
I did not and do not intend to read the book about her, but she may have done something interesting besides commit treason against the First Order to save her own skin going by a plot summary I did read. JJ Abrams certainly didn't have any use for her besides striking non-gendered poses in marketing material and anything that could have come out of her character was subverted away by Rian Johnson's gonzo kino brilliant retardation.
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No.19564
>>19539
I'll read it 'cause I like electric gun guy, I'll write a review when I'm done.
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No.19566
>>19533
>Her whole character felt like it was just created to show how progressive Disney is by not giving her armor boob space like some femtroopers in the comics.
Phasma only exists because of KK. She saw a concept art during TFA pre-production and said "I want that character in the movie. Make it female". It was just a random concept art, to my knowledge there's still no explanation for her shiny armor (some fans have claimed that her armor is blasterproof but then why would she be the only person to wear it and not give the tech to every trooper?).
Phasma was advertised as the next Bobba Fett but just like Disney don't understand Star Wars' success, they don't understand why Bobba Fett is iconic either. Fett is liked by the fans because he was cool and badass, not because George shoved the character in every scene and every merch possible.
>I remember when she was first revealed idiots on twitter started using her as a martyr to show why sexy armors in video games and anime were sexist and oppressive
I had a screencap from a Faceberg post on the official Star Wars page where a user was complaining about the lack of difference in stormtrooper armor design for male and female in EA Battlefront and one of the SW admins answered something like "wew sexism much?" I think I posted it here once, but I've lost the screenshot since
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No.19575
>>19566
Do you remember the subject of the thread you posted it in?
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No.19577
>>19539
>JJ Abrams certainly didn't have any use for her besides striking non-gendered poses in marketing material and anything that could have come out of her character was subverted away by Rian Johnson's gonzo kino brilliant retardation.
she was literally memed as the new boba fett in tfa, and rian johnson turned her into kenny from south park. this is not fake, look it up. rian realized what a shit character she was and decided to make her exactly what she is, a big joke.
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No.19590
>>19566
>to my knowledge there's still no explanation for her shiny armor (some fans have claimed that her armor is blasterproof but then why would she be the only person to wear it and not give the tech to every trooper?).
Even assuming it's some special prototype that hasn't entered mass production, it's still a bad story choice because it breaks up the uniformity of stormtroopers. Having them all in the same armor dehumanizes them, making them into implacable symbols of the Empire's might rather than people you can intimidate or bargain with. If the First Order starts giving troopers their own personal custom armor, even high-ranking ones, it makes them into individuals again, which ruins the effect.
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No.19600
>>19566
>It was just a random concept art, to my knowledge there's still no explanation for her shiny armor
It was made out of the hull of one of Palpatine's space yachts. Its only value is being symbolic of the New Order that the First Order is supposed to worship. Kind of like if a neo-nazi made a messenger bag out of Erwin Rommel's tattered old uniform.
>they don't understand why Bobba Fett is iconic either. Fett is liked by the fans because he was cool and badass, not because George shoved the character in every scene and every merch possible.
I would not agree with that exactly. George by his own admission didn't get why Fett was so popular with the fans either but he really didn't give them much of a reason. Like what was supposed to happen for Phasma, it was basically the armor and posing. He had a few lines in ESB and got his shit kicked in easily by Luke in RotJ. It was all EU and side-story material that turned Fett into a Dark Horse superstar with Lucas' decision to just run with it because why not? Sells more toys.
Lucasfilm's mistake with Phasma has more been trying to tell us how cool she is and overbearingly meme her as Rule 63 Bob Fett while not only doing nothing to justify that notion but offering plenty that visually contradicts it. Fett's relative weakness in the movies could be attributed to him going up against a Jedi while he's still the only bounty hunter tough enough to prosecute a vendetta with Han Solo. Phasma is somebody we're just told is a badass with a past of high accomplishments but we only ever get to see her being punked and clowned on. The sequel era comic she was in portrayed her as a coward and a scoundrel. The story group's left hand and right hand don't know what they're doing and neither can find their asshole.
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No.19619
>>19600
the only phasma content that's done anything remotely good for her was the level in lego sw tfa
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