0e9d2b No.29519
>that's forever alone in engineering
>dies on the regular
>electrocuted on the regular
>poorly "repaired" by Nomad
>fakes death and everyone laughs
>was the closest thing to the 3rd in command yet never gets any respect
>never gets invited to Kirk, Spock and Bones's Best Friends Forever club
>gets cucked by aliens
>gets cucked by his friends
>gets possessed and cucked by demons (kills the only girls in the galaxy drunk enough to fuck him)
>gets cucked by the gods themselves
>gets cucked by the unknown
>gets JUSTed by his own wife
>gets JUSTed in the divorce
>only ever gets a pity fuck from Uhura
>may have finally found some happiness
But wait
>universe rebooted by Jew Jew
>ends up forever alone
>banished to frozen shit hole
>only company is some ugly ass homo ayy
>Uhura fucks Spock then some other assholes
>Forever Alone
>Forever Justed
<“….When a man of Scotty’s years falls in love, the loneliness of his life is suddenly revealed to him. His whole heart once throbbed, only to the ship’s engines.” Kirk Log Entry
Is being Scotty suffering?
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b63b89 No.29528
What you need to understand is that the responsibilities of a starship engineer extend beyond simple physical maintenance of the ship.
Part of their duty is to maintain an aura of crippling misery as a deterrent against psychic attacks. The hope is that the unrelenting despair emanating from the ship will make it an unappealing target for telepaths. This is an unwritten but essential element of starship defense, alongside other unconventional protection such as the use of needlessly explosive computer panels to offer background characters as blood sacrifices in exchange for plot armor.
The Enterprise-D didn't have this like the original Enterprise or DS9 did, which is why they had episodes like Night Terrors.
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77dae7 No.29531
Every waking moment is endless suffering…
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db2018 No.29536
>>29531
>The Enterprise?! I shoulda known – I'll bet Jim Kirk himself hauled the old gal outta mothballs to come lookin' for me!
>Sir, you were in suspended animation for 75 years
>tfw no one gave a flying fuck
Moments like this make me wish every Trek series took place in its own universe and that Scotty had found true happiness in his original TOS world on some shore leave planet with an energy being lassie…
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9c635c No.29537
>universe rebooted by Jew Jew
>Forever Alone
>Forever Justed
Pretty sure he gets to bone the albino space amazon after she joins star fleet.
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9c635c No.29538
>>29528
>The Enterprise-D didn't have this like the original Enterprise or DS9 did
You're forgetting that Geordi was literally in nearly constant physical pain from the migraines his visor caused.
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61aadd No.29543
>>29537
>implying Simon Asspegg is my Scotty
That's not my Scotty. That will never be my Scotty! No matter how much google tries to replace him with Asspegg in search results!
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bdee39 No.29546
>>29543
underrated post. Relics is not my personal canon, either, since in it there is no 75-year timeskip and thus Scotty never ended-up a drifter in a space RV. Also, both TNG and nuTrek heavily imply that Scotty is gay. This is unacceptable character assassination. Mr. Scott was canonically an oil driller and IRL Jimmy D. got down with pic related.
Scotty was based and OP is a faggot for trying to co-opt OBrien's suffering with him.
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fe0b05 No.29547
>>29546
>oil drilling
It is the thinking man's fetish.
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db2018 No.29550
>>29546
>underrated post. Relics is not my personal canon, either, since in it there is no 75-year timeskip and thus Scotty never ended-up a drifter in a space RV. Also, both TNG and nuTrek heavily imply that Scotty is gay. This is unacceptable character assassination. Mr. Scott was canonically an oil driller and IRL Jimmy D. got down with pic related.
So know these feels as well my friends? And yeah, TNG and nu-Trek probably still hate TOS for not being diverse enough despite being the most diverse fucking show of all time after DS9. Fuck, how did things manage to get this bad?
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fe0b05 No.29551
>>29550
>implying diversity is good
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db2018 No.29552
>>29551
I ain't. I'm saying that the "diversity" offered by TOS and DS9 should be enough for them, yet its not. They have to start making everyone trans, bipolar, some kind of queer or transpecies due to psychological bs. I'm just glad JJ isn't making more movies.
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0e9d2b No.29553
>>29552
>I'm saying that the "diversity" offered by TOS and DS9 should be enough for them,
Nothing is ever enough for these blind Hollywood ideologues fueled by online drama and ego-driven pity.
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c01e8c No.29554
>>29552
>I'm saying that the "diversity" offered by TOS and DS9 should be enough for them, yet its not
You seem to be under the impression they actually want diversity.
What they want is to tear down and destroy the old, to stoke a masturbatory outrage, and to parasitize off of what others made until they supplant it with their own version. Diversity is not a goal, just a means.
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db2018 No.29555
>>29553
>>29554
Sounds about right. Reminds me of some recent news and their own attempts to revision history, like claiming people of all races lived in medieval villages or trying to claim that the most iconic kiss of all time was done by a lesbian in disguise rather than a man.
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06a8a9 No.29562
>>29519
Did you watch TOS or are you just posting what you've seen in the webm thread?
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dac8bc No.29703
Haven't any of you noticed, that the entire TOS core cast are lonely types?
Spock is unhappily married to a woman in love with Stonn.
Kirk pines for a long lost love, but his true love is the NCC-1701, cold metal.
McCoy's only opportunity is a Fabrini woman that doesn't work out
Sulu has a wife, but he never sees her.
Chekov is woefully single forever, gets shot over one.
Uhura, yep totally single, surrounded by men who ignore her
Nurse Chapel in love with married Spock
Yeoman Rand, ignored for the most part unless kirk is under alien influence
All that pathos, but thats the military life.
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0e9d2b No.29704
>>29562
Did you? The only thing in the OP that didn't happen in the show was JJ's garbage and Scotty's wife which was told in the 1988 Retrospect comic. She didn't even JUST him with alimony. Scotty chose his ship over her.
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4a2cd7 No.29710
>>29704
>Choosing ship over Thot
Wouldn't you?
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85608d No.29716
>>29519
>forever alone in engineering
<Implying that's not how he liked it
>dies on the regular
<When?
>electrocuted on the regular
<Like everyone?
>poorly "repaired" by Nomad
<Nomad a shit
>fakes death and everyone laughs
<Out of context
>was the closest thing to the 3rd in command yet never gets any respect
<Was third in command and had plenty of respect
>never gets invited to Kirk, Spock and Bones's Best Friends Forever club
<Had his own best friend club with engineering and operation buddies
>gets cucked by aliens
<Thots
>gets cucked by his friends
<When?
>gets possessed and cucked by demons (kills the only girls in the galaxy drunk enough to fuck him)
<Like everyone else on the Enterprize
>gets cucked by the gods themselves
<Like everyone else in the Galaxy
>gets cucked by the unknown
<Like everyone else in the Universe
>gets JUSTed by his own wife
<Thots
>gets JUSTed in the divorce
<Thots
>only ever gets a pity fuck from Uhura
<Thots
>may have finally found some happiness
<The ship is love, the ship is life
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c858f6 No.29945
>>29536
>Moments like this make me wish every Trek series took place in its own universe
The Scotty paradox; did Scotty retire and get trapped in stasis while believing Kirk was alive and well, or did Scotty drink himself to death believing Kirk died on board the Enterprise-C and he couldn't save him…
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c220d2 No.29950
>>29945
>The Scotty paradox; did Scotty retire and get trapped in stasis while believing Kirk was alive and well, or did Scotty drink himself to death believing Kirk died on board the Enterprise-C and he couldn't save him…
What happened is that Leonard Nimoy and Deforest Kelley decided that dignity outweighed the need for a paycheque and turned down showing up in Generations as the writers (Ronald Moore and Brannon Braga) originally planned, Walter Koenig and James Doohan decided that the need for a paycheque outweighed dignity and accepted the offer to be the replacements. Either Moore and Braga totally forgot about the Relics plot despite Moore also having written that episode, or they just hoped that nitpicking nerds wouldn't pay attention to that plot hole.
Sorry to break immersion and all, but let's not pretend that Star Trek plot holes are the result of anything but writing, casting, or budget issues.
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39f9af No.29956
>>29945
Perhaps Scotty knew damn well Kirk had such massive balls and over inflated sense of self importance that he would probably manage to come back to life at least once. And he was right technically.
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482895 No.29969
>>29956
That would be a great story, Kirk fucking his way back into existence.
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