46ae69 No.20037
>Voyager is actually the remedial holo-training program for Starfleet Academy
>The Kazon were invented so as to not offend the Klingons
>The crew are all cadets except Tuvok and Chucks-oats-in-sea, the instructors.
>Aliens are played by other cadets or instructors
>Holodoc is a test-run for long-running EMH programs
>They actually believe it was all real.
>When they finally "get home" (graduate) nobody has the heart to tell them the truth
>Janeway even gets "promoted" to admiral as diversity hire
It all makes sense now
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910908 No.20038
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2a5f0a No.20042
So did they clone and kill Harry Kim or just hit him with amnesia to make him think he a different Harry Kim?
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46ae69 No.20044
>>20042
They set him up in a duplicate program for that mission and replaced him temporarily with a hologram that "died."
A shame about what happened to Dr. Zimmerman during testing, though.
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78942e No.20045
>>20037
This is stupid.
>The Kazon were invented so as to not offend the Klingons
The Klingon's would not be offended by Starfleet training to fight them. Also this would only work if the Kazon were an actual military threat instead of random space faggots addicted to aquacola.
>Aliens are played by other cadets or instructors
The Federation already does hidden examinations that are more effective due that simple training programs. That fucker Weasel Smasher went through one of these in TNG. Why switch from an effect test that shows how people really act to a planned test in which people know it's only a test?
>Holodoc is a test-run for long-running EMH programs
>long-running
>EMERGENCY medial hologram
You're fucking retarded. And LMH's also exist.
>They actually believe it was all real
That's, without a doubt, the stupidest fucking thing I've ever fucking heard you absolute fucking retard
EVERYONE
ON VOYAGER
ALREADY
GRADUATED
AND HAS A
STARFLEET
CAREER
That means they fucking graduated. Some people have had careers most of their lives already.
>Janeway even gets "promoted" to admiral as diversity hire
There are already female admirals. Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
I understand that this board is slow but stop making these shit threads about fucking stupid bullshit in order to make it feel more active. It doesn't need to be more active. The board is fine as it is. Shut up and fuck off.
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882675 No.20046
>>20037
This thread is fucking dumb and you belong in a work camp with the Bajorans.
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a9dad1 No.20052
>>20045
>EVERYONE
>ON VOYAGER
>ALREADY
>GRADUATED
>AND HAS A
>STARFLEET
>CAREER
They merely think they did. Voyager was just a Truman Show experiment.
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8e5e8d No.20053
Voyager was an experiment by Starfleet to see what would happen to a crew when coffee supplies ran low.
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910908 No.20091
A fed experiment with Full Grown Cats?
Impossible
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c577f5 No.20100
>>20044
>cradled in Kes's soft, supple thighs
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78942e No.20105
>>20052
Fuck off back to Star Wars you Voyager apologist.
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74bafa No.20109
>>20105
>imblying Warsfags would tolerate Truman Show twists
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78942e No.20110
>>20109
They've tolerated all the other garbage that Disney has shoveled over them. You overestimate their (read; your) ability to eat shit willingly, nuWars faggot.
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b61082 No.20114
>>20110
>They've tolerated all the other garbage that Disney has shoveled over them.
>implying
It's been as "tolerated" as jjtrek and STD are tolerated over here.
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4cf88d No.20115
>>20045
>The Federation already does hidden examinations. That fucker Weasel Smasher went through one of these in TNG.
Fuuuck… I forgot about that ep. Didn't Wesley make friends with a vaping fish-man from a race that literally all look the same?
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78942e No.20141
>>20114
Don't reply to me flagfaggot. Filtered like the attention seeker you are.
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78942e No.20142
>>20115
Yeah, the ones that have the gas-harmonica holders on their necks that they need to breath. One also almost got Riker killed in the episode he served on that Klingon vessel by not reporting that metal-eating space bacteria.
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cc3642 No.20161
>>20141
What kind of newfag are you?
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74bafa No.20187
>>20161
The autistic and/or mentally unstable kind.
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f604a4 No.20208
>>20187
We've been getting a few of those round this site lately.
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742db4 No.20220
>>20208
Yeah, every time a joke post like OP's is made someone shows up who doesn't seem to understand it's a joke and refutes every part seriously.
Must be an autist.
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140401 No.20232
>>20220
Trek and Autism? Say it ain't so! :^)
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2fbf1f No.25781
>>20045
>This is stupid.
Actually, it's a bit of fridge logic. A mildly decent bit of it at that.
>>The Kazon were invented so as to not offend the Klingons
>The Klingon's would not be offended by Starfleet training to fight them. Also this would only work if the Kazon were an actual military threat instead of random space faggots addicted to aquacola.
They needed 'weak-sauce and retarded' klingons for the test. THAT would insult the klingons. So they had to invent a 'new race' for the role.
>>Aliens are played by other cadets or instructors
>The Federation already does hidden examinations that are more effective due that simple training programs. That fucker Weasel Smasher went through one of these in TNG. Why switch from an effect test that shows how people really act to a planned test in which people know it's only a test?
Nobody said that it was a test for /every person on the 'crew'/. Cho-tay might be a bored guy who can't take it seriously because he knows it's a test. (But knows his ass is grass if he flubs on that one fact.)
>>Holodoc is a test-run for long-running EMH programs
>You're fucking retarded. And LMH's also exist.
It's called a stress test. And even if they deployed the EMH as a emergency program, it would make sense to test it's long term usage so they kow what can happen – considering the E-D's record of holograms going insane – it's only sensible to test what happens if it's left on too long. (Esp. if people might leave it on like forgetting a lightswitch.)
>>They actually believe it was all real
>That's, without a doubt, the stupidest fucking thing I've ever fucking heard you absolute fucking retard
>EVERYONE
>ON VOYAGER
>ALREADY
>GRADUATED
>AND HAS A
>STARFLEET
>CAREER
>That means they fucking graduated. Some people have had careers most of their lives already.
A remedial program may only be for specific persons. It may also make sense if we bored trekkies get to play a game where we rewatch Voy and try to guess who is a hologram.
Also it makes more sense if Seven was a former Borg who either had no memories after capture and was a special project; or was added to the program and told to keep it secret from everybody – without doing so – to test her in a holographic environment. Would explain why nobody thought to check the chip in her head to see if it had info on others. (She was being tested while keeping the mental chips; save the one that almost killed her as soon as she was awakened.)
>>Janeway even gets "promoted" to admiral as diversity hire
>There are already female admirals. Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
Change it to the Dilbert Principle: She was 'promoted' to where she can do little harm.
>I understand that this board is slow but stop making these shit threads about fucking stupid bullshit in order to make it feel more active. It doesn't need to be more active. The board is fine as it is. Shut up and fuck off.
You have a point about fake board activity. But I would like to add, this is trying to make Voyager watchable considering that there is very little /good/ trek around. (And modern shit is well, *-tarnished shit.)
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7b6651 No.25782
>>20037
There is actually a pretty solid in-universe canon precedent for this.
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7b6651 No.25783
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7b6651 No.25784
>>25781
>>20045
>>20037
300 years ago we sent thousands of probes into the delta quadrant, the home of the borg
We have incorporated all the probes have learned into a training program for a crack crew which will form the seed crew for a fleet of starfleet vessels that will challenge the cybernetic foe on their own ground.
Would have been better premise for STD, as in starfleet opening hostilities with borg.
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