12abdf No.17915 [Last50 Posts]
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d4a73f No.17916
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940491 No.17918
Becoming a fan favorite despite your creator's best efforts to quite literally demonize you.
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48eb13 No.17922
>>17915
A true victory, Skrain, is the exact opposite of your attempts to seduce Major Kira. Still, your attempts have been quite humorous for those of us here - minus the Major herself of course - so, please, do continue.
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15d5e4 No.17923
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to make your enemies see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. to force them to acknowledge your greatness.
then you kill them.
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26c959 No.17924
True victory is to seduce the conquered women, training them to please their betters, and leaving them with a particularly generous 'gift' they can unwrap in a few months.
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12abdf No.17930
>>17922
Sick burn tailor, I'll remember this one and use it on Bashir.
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832829 No.17934
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456ea1 No.17940
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women
i'm pretty sure dukat did all that and more
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26c959 No.17944
>>17940
I don't think the women were lamenting once Dukat got hold of them
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c913b2 No.17946
>>17944
Only when he left them :^)
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48eb13 No.17976
>>17946
>>17944
Really, Skrain, this is getting sad. Resetting your connection to try to be other people singing your praises is a child's ploy. Let us not forget your greatest 'conquests' were when you had the might of the Cardassian military at your back. Once the Federation took control over Terok Nor and turned it into Deep Space Nine your record was failing at seducing Major Kira, destroying your marriage and finally succeeding - if you want to call it that - at sleeping with Adami Wynn of all people. Even Leeta wouldn't touch you. Consider that for a moment.
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9f6f2e No.17977
>>17976
>Even Leeta wouldn't touch you. Consider that for a moment.
Jesus christ, she dated Bashir, of all people.
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48eb13 No.17979
>>17977
As I said, consider that for a moment. Let us also consider his poor wife and children.
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832829 No.17981
>>17979
>>17976
You know I could really picture Garak saying this.
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f2df89 No.18001
>>17981
Yes, b8c64f has the gift of Cardassian speak. The writers once said they try to make cardassians talk like characters in Russian novels do, always a little more wordy and dramatic than they need to be.
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26c959 No.18004
>>17979
Come now Elim, there's no call for that sort of comment. There is a long and proud tradition of conquerors taking their concubines from amongst the women of the defeated people; a man who only has literature as a way to connect with his people should understand that better than most after all, as it is mentioned throughout the majority of Cardassian works. Now, as for my own … proclivities with Bajoran women, surely you can see why their company was appreciated on the lonely nights in the commanders quarters on Terok Nor. Maybe you're right and I should have simply had them spayed; but, well, you know I have always been a romantic.
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b12726 No.18011
>>17915
>What is a true victory?
Making a modern Star Trek movie/series that isn't fucking shit would be a true victory.
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48eb13 No.18014
>>18004
The same proclivity, Skrain, - or should I say 'Anjohl Tennan'? - that lead you to having yourself surgically altered to appear like a Bajoran farmer? Did you believe the Book of the Kosst Amojan was the Bajoran equivalent of Earth's Karma Sutra?
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2a3217 No.18017
>>18014
>Did you believe the Book of the Kosst Amojan was the Bajoran equivalent of Earth's Karma Sutra?
Plot twist: the last season of DS9 was just a huge misunderstanding and Dukat wasn't asking Winn to bring forth some space demons, but wanted to try out new sex moves with her.
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f2df89 No.18023
>>18014
Does Garak ever actually call Dukat by his first name? I've only seen the first few episodes of season 7, and I don't remember him ever calling him Skrain.
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d8d901 No.18024
>>18023
Dukat's first name is only ever revealed in the DS9 novelizations. Basically, b8c64f is a turbo autist and we should all fear his thundering knowledge of Star Trek.
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26c959 No.18026
>>18014
…
I suppose you think you've found a juicy secret there, don't you Elim. That was always the way your sordid little brain worked; the Obsidian Order corrupts all that it touches. If you must know that was a project I had been working on for some time, I made the first moves shortly after taking office as Prefect of Bajor. You see, it was becoming clear that the Bajoran terrorist campaign would not be contained with conventional military action and Obsidian Order assassinations. As neither the Central Command or Detapa Council were prepared to acknowledge the recommendations I made I had to act somewhat beyond my authority in order to pacify the population and … persuade them to take their place as productive subjects of the Cardassian Union. Before you feel the need to make some tawdry, lewd, pun - no the plan was not to pacify them in my bed. By subverting and redirecting their quaint religious practices they could be made to see that it was in their best interests to cease their destabilisation of a vital resource production nexus. Whilst engaged in that research I came to know the love of the Pa Wraiths, and was honoured to be chosen as their representative and the prophet to bring their love to species of the Alpha Quadrant.
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48eb13 No.18037
>>18026
Well, if nothing else I thank you for all that hot air, it was getting chilly in this room and you've warmed it up for me quite nicely. Now, allow me to translate your thought processes for the good people listening to our little conversation. Ahem! UUUUUUUUUUUUNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD POOOWWWWEEEEEEEEER! I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I believe our Terran friends have a term for what you became and that term is 'Saturday morning cartoon villain.'
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26c959 No.18038
>>18037
You wound me Elim. Remember the days when we were at least civil, as one colleague to another. Besides, tell me, what exactly have you achieved with your life; oh simple, humble, tailor?
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8e6754 No.18039
>>18038
Dukat is looking pretty suave in that pic.
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48eb13 No.18041
>>18038
Not burning in Bajoran Hell for one thing. Tell me, do they have Tasparr eggs in hell? I had the most magnificent breakfast this morning, and I did not have it while burning in the sulfurous pits of another planet's afterlife.
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c1a662 No.18043
What's the bet this is Marc Alaimo and Andrew Robinson fucking with us?
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5d5ff9 No.18046
>>18043
Ssshhhhh, you'll scare them away
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cc7ec8 No.18048
>>18043
That would be nice.
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12abdf No.18062
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e46ceb No.18074
>>18062
If your enemy kills you, you win. It doesn't have to be particularly honorable.
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26c959 No.18083
>>18041
Bajoran Hell? Hah! You've been spending too much time listening to the Vedecs, or to that genetic freak occupying your medical bay. Imagine the difference we would see in Bajor and the Bajorans if their ancestors had accepted the love of the Pah Wraiths rather than the stultifying embrace of the Wormhole Inhabitants. They would have been more than happy to take their places in The Union, whether that was as labourers or as … personal assistants. It would have been beautiful.
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48eb13 No.18095
>>18083
Oh, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the screaming of the damned. So! Do you remember your one time right hand man, Corat Damar? Guess who's getting a statue, the lucky fellow. Now, I - a humble mender of trousers - would never dream of putting myself forward for such laurels, but isn't it interesting that I've never seen a statue of the great and mighty Skrain Dukat?
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26c959 No.18096
>>18095
I always knew Damar would make something of himself, after he crawled out of those Kanar bottles he was so fond of. I wonder if you would be so kind as to enlighten me on a particular topic, Elim. How do you cope?
To be clear, how do you cope with being such a failure that you were left behind when we left Bajor? How do you cope with the fact that your only … well not quite a friend, but you only company for the last few years has been a genetic freak who - while the best his species can provide - is still woefully beneath even your paltry level? How do you cope with knowing that your own father died wishing he had possessed the foresight to end you while you still grew inside your mother? I ask because I took the liberty of reviewing your service record and medical file while I held the rank of Legate, that little 'pleasure device' the Obsidian Order hammered into your skull does not seem powerful enough to cope with the shame you must feel for every moment of your existence.
I do not know how any Cardassian could cope with such shame. But then again I suppose that you barely deserve to be considered Cardassian in the first place. Go back to hemming skirts and hope that you an live on whatever scraps the Federation feels obliged to give you.
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2a3217 No.18102
I am enjoying this passive-agressive pickering so much.
don't stop, Marc and Andrew, do go on
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370266 No.18113
>>17924
The first actor was better, more cuter.
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12abdf No.18114
>>17924
>about to flee the scene…
>stops turns around and goes back to shoot her
>leaves
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c1a662 No.18139
>>18102
I hope this shit is getting archived.
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31ea05 No.18149
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e929db No.18156
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33d1e0 No.18157
>>18096
How am I coping? Well, what a thoughtful question. It's a humble existence, rebuilding our shattered world. I've volunteered in a emergency medical ward, turned my dear father's ruined house into a memorial for those slain by the Dominion on their way out of our home system and whatever other tasks these hands could perform.
I must confess to a certain quiet satisfaction in this existence. I'm sure it must seem rather quaint to someone who would put the boot of the Dominion on his own people's necks for the sake of his own personal power, but it pleases me none the less.
And yourself? How are the Fire Caves this time of year?
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21c3a0 No.18165
>>18157
I am glad to hear that Cardassia is recovering. Just promise me that you will at least try not to give it all to the Federation. Congratulations on finally finding a decent profession too, Elim, 'He brought me a fresh bandage' will look so much better on your tombstone, particularly compared to 'I suppose that, technically speaking, he was a better than average liar'. I'm amazed at your lack of strategic and political acumen though; accusing me of signing up with the Dominion for personal gain, even a child could see my intention there.
At that point in the war it seemed obvious that the Dominion would win the war, and particularly after the Obsidian Order made common cause with the Romulans (of all people) it was clear that Cardassia and the Cardassians would suffer greatly once they were conquered, if they were not completely destroyed as recompense for your comrades actions against the founders. I was able to make contact with the representatives of the founders and salvage the situation. By allying Cardassia with the Dominion I ensured that we survived and became the central power in the Alpha Quadrant. I was able to show that snake Weyoun that naked force was not always the best, or final, solution; it's just a shame that Damar was not able to keep Weyouns education going.
As for the fire caves, I have no idea, why would you assume I was still in there? Surely you do not take the word of Benjamin Sisko without at least some scepticism. I suppose he told you that the 'Prophets themselves' saved him and cast me down? I'll never understand your childish trust in that mans word. Anyway, how goes the love life Elim? As you won't have tortured any fathers to death recently you must at least have found a good, intelligent, beautiful and innocent young girl to corrupt with your … affections.
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49ed74 No.18260
Goddamnit why is /strek/ so great at times?
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4e9bfd No.18283
This is starting to make me as weary as when I see anons pissing on each other.
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21c3a0 No.18285
>>18283
Chief is unhappy he didn't wife pic related instead of Keiko.
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95dcf4 No.18291
>>18285
>O'Brien hates Spoonheads because of his unrequited love for a Cardie cuties
>he nearly went AWOL just to be with her
>but she was killed in front of him for fraternizing with a Feddy enemy
>In his depression, he fell for Keiko
>every night he dreams of the wife he could have had
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21c3a0 No.18293
>>18291
>Be Chief
>During the engagement on Setlik III, there was a period where the fighting died down and chief started to breathe again.
>He sat down and broke out the ration bars.
>Seriously, Chief fucking loves his ration bars.
>Out of nowhere a Cardassian female jumps out of the bush brandishing a battered old phaser, pointing it at his head and demanding his surrender.
>The first thing he notices is how gorgeous this woman is.
>The second thing he notices is that she hasn't activated the phaser properly, it won't fire.
>He sits there, staring at this image of beauty for a few seconds that feel like an eternity before he says anything.
>Just as he starts to talk she pulls the trigger, to no reaction.
>She swears loudly and runs from the scene, vanishing behind some cover after a few seconds.
>Chief just sits there, watching her hips sway as she runs, while he chews his ration bar.
>He puts on a good show of hating the spoonheads whenever his fellow officers asks
>But every time Keiko feels frisky, all that he can think of, is the sight of that Cardassian beauty as she runs from him.
>She's always running.
>He hopes that one day they can sit and just talk for a while.
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0a69b4 No.18303
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>>18260
Because 8chan is a land of potent autism, and /strek/ is a fief within that land.
Has anyone capped this?
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be861b No.18332
>>18293
>be QT Cardassian girl fresh out of military school
>stationed on Setlik III to fight off Federation
>spot federation NCO eating a ration bar
>he's really seems to like it, doesn't even notice me as
>sneak up on him with my trusty old Spiral-wave disruptor
>yell at him demanding his surrender
>he doesn't stop eating the ration bar, just keeps on making eye contact
>is he autistic?
>pull trigger
>nothing happens
>oh fuck, forgot to put in a new charge pack
>just as he starts to try to say something, dive into cover in some nearby brush, tuck and roll into seamlessly into a sprint
>look over my shoulder, hoping he isn't readying his phaser rifle
>all he's doing is staring back at me, his head tilted to the left at 50° angle
>maybe mother was right, the Science Minister is much safer and even more vital to Cardassian long-term security.
>pic related, its me
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21c3a0 No.18344
>>18332
Do you think she recognised him when they met on DS9 all those years later? Would she still think about him?
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49ed74 No.18403
>>18285
>>18291
>>18293
>>18332
>Great Cardassian Banter turns into Great Cardassian Feels
Moar?
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21c3a0 No.18409
>>18403
>Cardassians
>Authoritarian enough to keep /pol/ from whining too much.
>Can banter better than /b/, even by the standards of when /b/ was good.
>Actual soldiers rather than bloodthirsty brutes, which pleases /k/.
>Frequently make the Federation and Star Fleet look like either complete bitches or massive fucking hypocrites, which endears them to /strek/.
>Home of enough adorable, nerdy, shy, sweet, kissless girls to gain the favour of any anon.
>They really are the whole package.
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c9a410 No.18410
>>18409
>Authoritarian enough to keep /pol/ from whining too much.
This isn’t leftypol nigger.
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21c3a0 No.18412
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ecc862 No.18444
>>18113
Damn straight. I would have cared more for the character if she'd continued to play her.
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f7e8ce No.25447
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fa75d6 No.25462
I would like a version of Papers Please with Cardassians who are all lying to you elaborately to get through your checkpoint on Cardassia Prime and you need to find out how.
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027375 No.25592
>What is a true victory?
To have random women in your community give birth to a child that resembles you…..truly a sign from the gods!
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1c3e15 No.25595
>>25592
Then you kill them?
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281dab No.25596
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>>17915
To live forever in the songs of your enemies.
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44254c No.25693
>>18409
You forget one thing they have the best drawfags in the Alpha Quadrant
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fa8ede No.25742
>>25693
Have you got proof of that?
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1175ab No.25746
>>25742
Look at DS9 and compare it to any starfleet station, or klingon, or romulan. Cardassians put a ridiculous amount of effort into beauty.
I think it's because of their obsession with conformity. Because every element of say, architecture, fits together with every other elements - because nothing clashes with anything else, the composition looks very impressive.
Only vulcans approach it, a few times that I've seen.
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1c3e15 No.25757
>>25746
It's because the designers wanted everything to look uniform and fashy because spoonheads are bad goys. You're obviously racist.
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0b9893 No.26414
>>18293
I get a little choked up everytime I read that
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6cdce4 No.26416
>>25746
Even their goddamn replicators are pure artistry. Sometimes I cry because I know we're never going to get a full Cardassian series of strek; the only thing that cheers me up is that this means the fuckwits in charge of making modern strek won't fuck them up for us.
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776f1e No.26425
>>18011
>Making a modern Star Trek movie/series that isn't fucking shit would be a true victory.
Mission accomplished.
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8fa645 No.26458
>>26425
Honestly, the Orville feels like it's lacking something. It's too clean, too safe, it's empty calories and fizzy water. It's like the Orville and STD started out as some single decent modern star trek show, but got spit in two in a transporter accident, and even though everyone likes the Orville better because it's the good, nice half and hates STD because its the bad half, neither side can really be a whole complete healthy being on it's own.
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2f5a99 No.26460
>>26458
>It's too clean, too safe
It might look like it from an outside view but the first season of The Orville was made to introduce each member of the bridge crew and some of the stories weren't that clean or safe though (the Krill episode, the one with the Moclan society, Prya).
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88d528 No.26462
>>26458
>it's empty calories and fizzy water.
Like a vodka soda, and you are wanting a whiskey sour or a gin and tonic right? Need a little something on the back end to make you question yourself and reconsider draining the glass.
Either way, it's better than replicated a&w rootbeer.
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776f1e No.26463
>>25746
>Look at DS9 and compare it to any starfleet station, or klingon, or romulan. Cardassians put a ridiculous amount of effort into beauty.
No, it just meant that the DS9 production team actually had a budget.
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1a4bfe No.26465
>>26463
>had a budget.
Two of those three images are handdrawn art.
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027375 No.26473
>>18444
id drink her tulaberry wine if u know what i mean
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969fac No.26476
>>26463
Pff, their budget wasn't too impressive. It's mostly the same sets used over and over, most of the TNG/VOY budget goes into exploring new planets and races/Holodeck episodes which is what DS9 barely has.
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fa75d6 No.26482
>>26476
There is a huge difference between main sets and one-off sets. On TNG or TOS space station setd were one-offs. On DS9 it was the whole fucking point of the show.
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0c45f7 No.26567
>>26463
It doesn't take money to be creative.
I can't even imagine the kind of person who thinks that.
There are spaceships drawn on walls with chalk more interesting than certain ones in Star Trek.
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969fac No.26571
>>26482
I like the station. And the fact they spent so much effort on the Cardassian design. But my point is that when it comes to budget, one-off-sets are where it rally shows. Most DS9 one-offs are caves if I remember it correctly. Holo episodes do not exist except Vic Fontane's casino. Don't get me wrong, I don't have the actual numbers, but I remember VOY having one-offs more often and more luminious as well.
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fa75d6 No.26582
>>26567
Time is money, nigger. Making something good costs time and not everyone is a hobbyist. That's why most fan projects die.
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1934b0 No.26586
>>26582
It's not about that, it's about placing yourself in the feet of an alien and imagining what he would like his spaceship to look like. What would an alien aesthetic be like?
It takes ten seconds, don't be a kike.
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c94f41 No.26622
>>26462
Thing is, you start to like it after a while. It's so disgustingly bubbly and fizzy, undeservingly gleeful. Eventually, you find yourself wanting a root beer, because it does have some things you like.
It's insidious.
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f9fa63 No.26625
>>26586
>It takes ten seconds, don't be a kike
Okay faggot. Spend ten seconds and drawfag an alien space station.
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169e3b No.26627
>>26567
Sure but at the end of the day it's still about making sure that you stay within the budget.
On a show like Star Trek, you can't just come up with original/wacky designs for each episode. You can't create a new set every week that you will only use once. Storage is also expensive. I remember during the BSG remake they had to get rid of the Pegasus in season 3 because they couldn't afford to pay anymore for the third hangar/studio where the Pegasus set was.
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402c4a No.26648
>>26627
TV budgets can do amazing things at times though.
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3ac371 No.26650
>>26648
Sure but it always comes at a cost. If you're planning a big space battle sequence in one episode then you will have to do at least one or two bottle episodes to save money.
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53a1b9 No.26722
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54bbd2 No.26723
>>26625
10 seconds in paint using a semi-broke touchpad on a laptop. Show me a alien species station that has a similar level of art.
>>26627
There is no "set" from the outside, in early shows it was models, but nowadays its just CGI.
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3b8891 No.26733
>>26723
That looks like ass. You can't complain about anything.
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f9c25a No.26734
>>17918
This.
(not samefagging)
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1f6c43 No.26877
>>26733
My drawing looks better than this piece of shit.
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bd5c26 No.26879
>>26877
You have a high opinion of yourself.
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1f6c43 No.26901
>>26879
It's not really an opinion, and it's not me who's saying it. Everyone around me notices that I'm clearly superior in many ways, it's a observable measurable fact.
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8a7b03 No.26905
>>26901
>t. Cardie flag
Story checks out..
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ef17e8 No.27649
>>26458
This is suspiciously close to an episode in Red Dwarf
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1a4bfe No.27650
>>27649
He's referencing a S1 TOS episode.
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fa75d6 No.27651
>>27650
It's inapt. There's nothing useful from Discovery and Orville is shit.
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279409 No.27662
>>17934
>dem bantz
They don't make them like that anymore.
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6d8222 No.27670
>>27662
I miss this thread. Things are so slow now. I hope things pick back up when The Orville starts again.
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398ef6 No.27684
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a4a541 No.27935
>>27650
There was a Red Dwarf episode on same principle exactly.
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027375 No.31972
>>17918
but this guy is my favorite
>>17922
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31ac7f No.32060
>>27935
There was also a Red Dwarf episode that debated what true victory was.
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17e13c No.32081
>>27935
>>32060
Pretty sure that there was a Red Dwarf episode on more or less every concept you'd see in a show.
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