769272 No.12568 [Last50 Posts]
Imagine a universe so /fit/ where gym memberships are mandatory. Where wrestling is considered a traditional form of greeting. Where men are so manly and ripped they tear bulkheads apart with their bare hands.
Welcome to the swoleverse, where there is only roid rage.
If you haven't read these masterpieces yet you can read them here:
http://readcomics.website/comic/star-trek-tng-mirror-broken-2017/0
Long overdue that this got it's own thread.
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beb5a0 No.12569
>>12568
It only has the three issues so far right? I believe the next one is slated for december.
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769272 No.12570
>>12569
5 technically, there was a special issue with the origin of Swole Data.
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365fe0 No.12583
>>12569
First it was November, now it’s December???
I want my goddamn Swole!!!!
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769272 No.12588
>>12583
I wonder what Christmas will be like in the Swoleverse?
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abba10 No.12594
>>12588
In the run-up to the holiday, people gather round the viewscreen to watch classics like “How the Grinch Stole Protein” or “Rudolph the Roid Rage Reindeer.” Adaptations of “A Christmas Carol” feature Ebenezer Swole, a Boss of the Gym who keeps others from getting gains until he is visited by three spirits. The story culminates in him building up Tiny Tim’s leg muscles to the point where he no longer needs a crutch.
On Christmas morning everyone races downstairs in their pajamas to unwrap their new weightlifting equipment, then its off to the kitchen for the traditional raw egg breakfast.
The rest of the day is spent making gains until the relatives arrive for a high protein low carb dinner. Then everyone gathers around the piano and sings some carols like “God Lift Ye Swollen Gentlemen” or “Angels We Have Heard Make Gains.” A Yankee Swap is popular, with gag gifts like Kikkoman products or bread being popular.
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e2b8ab No.12595
>>12583
To be fair, the last few came out ever two months.
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e2b8ab No.12596
>>12568
The only thing I don't understand is how this fits in with DS9. Are we supposed to believe that after how enslaved Terans were and how they fought back and formed a rebellion… that this whole time humans still have Earth and the Empire?
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04f1df No.12597
>>12568
>2nd img
>in the mirror universe, you get shit on your KNIFE and blood on your dick
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381f77 No.12603
>>12594
I rauged. Have a (You)
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beb5a0 No.12605
>>12570
I haven't seen the one with swole data's origin.
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f14388 No.12610
>>12594
>Kikkoman products
How are those gag gifts? Bodybuilders eat a shitload of rice, especially when bulking.
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1e2dd1 No.12611
I feel like i need to bulk up to continue reading through this swolverse.
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2549c0 No.12612
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f14388 No.12613
>>12612
Lol. A little soy sauce isn't going to turn you into a skinny woman.
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13c827 No.12615
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769272 No.12616
>>12594
This is going to get turned into OC I know it.
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f14388 No.12618
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1e2dd1 No.12620
I want swole voyager now.
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f14388 No.12622
Some of my swollest memes for the thread.
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7ef828 No.12623
I like how they despite all learned the valuable lesson about the importance of team work.
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a1ff70 No.12624
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1e2dd1 No.12626
>>12624
But with a actual comic book series it would not be the hms reset nor would the ship stay the same it could change..evolve become a weapon of war.
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046901 No.12629
>>12626
>But with a actual comic book series
No.
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4840cf No.12651
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769272 No.12699
Anyone found any previews yet? They are usually up by now.
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f3c31d No.12953
There's probably a few more people here playing Star Tre: Timelines, but they just announced a new mega-event based on the MU, specifically the Swoleverse. Only a pic of Swolecard now, but I'm hoping they have other TNG MU members as well.
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9461f1 No.12965
>>12953
That picture is distressingly unswole.
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aaeb58 No.12970
>>12953
>>12965
>That picture is distressingly unswole
Dunno what regimen he's on in the Timelines stories. Maybe he's cutting or in keto or he just wants to look somewhat ottermode for Academy class reunion. who knows. he's still a bigguy in the arms and shoulders though.
Anyway, here's the original version and an asset I harvested while restoring it if anyone wants to meme with it.
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4521a6 No.12971
>>12970
That’s much better, but his left arm should REALLY not be in a long sleeve.
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769272 No.12993
>>12953
That needs an edit to be SWOLE & MIRRORS
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aaeb58 No.12997
>>12971
>That’s much better, but his left arm should REALLY not be in a long sleeve.
ya i dunno, it's some kind of weird shading decision our artist friend elsewhere made that I dont have the talent at present to fix. Here is another element that I used to make the banner edit. Banner is up in the thread.
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769272 No.13016
>>12997
Looks like he's been fisting a Cardassian up the ass.
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7ef828 No.13017
>>12997
Looks like his other arm is part of the black pride movement.
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fc52f2 No.13018
>>13016
He used it to rip out a Gul's heart
Shit on his fist or blood on his dick
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769272 No.13103
Think the next issue comes out in a few days.
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f220a9 No.13132
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f14388 No.13152
>>12997
I'm fixing it, but I need some shots of that thing on his wrist.
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f14388 No.13153
Ok I tried. Pls no bully,
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769272 No.13158
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4ad4af No.13161
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82df6b No.13163
>>13153
>Line is coming out his dick
wew
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f14388 No.13202
>>13163
Yeah it was doing that before I fiddled with it.
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50b8b6 No.13216
>>13202
Think they are measuring his cock size?
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723c63 No.13273
I miss swoleverse so much. Its release is bigger than the last jedi.
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769272 No.13275
>>13273
New issue comes out today. Here's some previews.
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769272 No.13276
IT'S OUT!
HE PERFORMED THE SWOLE MANEUVER!
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769272 No.13277
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769272 No.13278
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769272 No.13279
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769272 No.13280
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769272 No.13282
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7ef828 No.13283
This frame alone is more than I would have ever expected.
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f14388 No.13285
>>13283
I think we found our newest banner.
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769272 No.13286
I am kind of confused how the Cardassian Gul basically changes his face several times. He turns from some random Cardassian Gul, to Damar then Dukat then some random Gul again.
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769272 No.13288
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f3c31d No.13304
>>13286
artist was probably a bit lazy (or rather, cutting corners) and just eyed Dukat or Damar occasionally, which is why he sometimes looks like an OC and then in another panel just full-on Dukat.
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852e5c No.13305
This was good. I wish Swolecard had done some lifting though.
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769272 No.13306
>>13305
He did he carried his massive balls and forced the Cardassians to choke on them
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a55074 No.13318
>>13304
>>13286
Half the faces are obvious tracings or the actors face cut out of a another photo and edited to match the art style
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46e623 No.13320
Jesus Christ in Heaven, have mercy. I haven't read comics in years - most of that shit is too pozzed for my taste - but THIS was fantastic. It was exactly what I needed to read after a very stressful day - Captain Swolecard going tear-ass on everything, getting shredded, and shredding ass.
It makes me wish for an alternate-alternate universe where he goes back in time and murders the shit out of Spock. In hand-to-hand single combat.
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0c362d No.13322
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6edeaf No.13323
>>13320
>It makes me wish for an alternate-alternate universe where he goes back in time and murders the shit out of Spock. In hand-to-hand single combat.
That's the plot of that Star Trek Timelines game with the event they've got going right now.
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46e623 No.13324
>>13323
Oh, yeah? Hm. I'll have to check that out, when I get time.
Also, did anyone else catch the Ronnie Cox meta-reference in Jellico's death, here? He died in almost the same way in Total Recall.
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6edeaf No.13325
>>13324
I wouldn't bother with Timelines, it's pretty shit to be honest since it's a mobile card collector game. Still seeing Swolecard is nice.
http://steamcommunity.com/games/600750/announcements/detail/1471978949705815248
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daedb9 No.13341
>>13318
>Half the faces are obvious tracings or the actors face cut out of a another photo and edited to match the art style
which pretty much means the only decent thing to do at this point is to start rotoscoping scenes from TNG - starting with the Ready Room scene from The First Duty - and making them swole. How we're going to convince Sir Patrick to re-read his lines with swole dialogue… I dunno… but there has to be a way. Maybe we should kidnap him. Getting Wil Wheater to do it should be easy, we'll just tell him its an anti-nazi PSA.
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1492b1 No.13342
>>13318
Yeah we've been over this before. Most of the faces are tracings/edits. There's even some specific examples in the other thread.
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beb5a0 No.13345
>>13275
It's out, fuck yeah.
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244b85 No.13347
>>13283
This one panel is better than the entire series of Voyager, Enterprise, or Discovery.
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f8d7f4 No.13363
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6a5564 No.13419
>>13276
so dope.
couldn't figure out if this one should be checking or consider the following so i did one of each. I couldnt find an image of anyone pointing to graft on. Also couldn't pick a background so whatever. add one if you want. I realize his skin tone is kinda peachy but it started out as that cover with the shitty red tint and I'm still learning how to do colors. fixes/improvement are welcome.
I also posted a swolecard banner in the banner thread.
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6a5564 No.13420
wtf… ok, so here's me quickly trimming the canvas and re-upping.
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6a5564 No.13421
>>13420
i also just realized i left the bottom jaggy, so fixed that too. I'll stop shitting up the thread now.
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b46f5b No.13492
Has anyone got the original image for the board image at the bottom right of all the threads? I thought I'd find it in here but it hasn't been posted.
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6a5564 No.13498
>>13492
I originally posted it in the banner thread, but here's where it belongs.
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e2b8ab No.13509
>>13419
>dope
>reddit spacing
Get out.
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b46f5b No.13510
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644943 No.13644
>>13509
it's as-if you're some kind of newfag and not even aware that dope and doping is a commonly-used phrase in athletics and fitness culture to refer to performance-enhancing drugs and that co-opting such a phrase might be relevant and meme-worthy in a thread devoted to the theory and application of Swole Philosophy - where the primary characters are all roid-raging madmen. It's like you literally have no idea where you are. It's as-if you have to derail this critically important thread (on matters of weighty metaphysical importance) with some edgy, pithy shit to prove to yourself that you belong.
But that can't be true. You must be a adept meme-wielding wizard. You next called-me out on what you were sure must be the "reddit spacing" that everyone goes-on about elsewhere. Since you can't meaningfully contribute, you'll just spout some regs like a Vulcan sloot nervous on her first ride out of Spacedock and everybody will think you're edgy and cool. You'll top it all off with a "get out" or "please go" (can't into cross-board linking yet?) and you'll fit right in.
Well done, Wesley. Your faggotry caused Swolecard to temporarily suffer explosive decompression of his biceps and now all anons in this thread are covered in protein powder (the contents of swolebodies that temporarily manifest in other timelines). We're all a little less swole for the time being and it could quite possibly be 3 or 4 posts before those gains are restored and this thread has rebuilt it's swoleness momentum.
Please let this be your final mission before devoting yourself to lurking moar, meditating on what it means to be swole, and becoming less of a tryhard faggot. I would expect that to take 2 years.
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f14388 No.13660
>>13509
>>13644
It's called the World Anti Doping Agency for a reason.
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92aa61 No.13666
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bdef1f No.13764
>>13660
Well, if sjws do it, it must be right.
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f14388 No.13766
>>13764
What do sjw's have to do with me mentioning WADA?
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bdef1f No.13773
>>13766
Acknowledged. Who else sticks their nose in other's business?
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53a19a No.13779
>>13666 (agreed)
>>13660
>World Anti Doping Agency
it seems to me this was actually a front-group operating in the early 21st century on Earth that is part of a temporal conspiracy to undo the swoleverse by cockblocking everyone's first duties through changing the past and preventing gains.
>>13766 (acknowledged)
dubs confirmed not sjw, but legit canonical explanation for evil WADA organization.
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f14388 No.13783
I'm either too autistic or not autistic enough for this convo. I'm out. Peace.
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bdef1f No.13785
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f14388 No.13786
>>13785
What the fuck did yiu just say about me you little soyboy? I'll have you know I competed at the top of my weight class and have been involved in numerous secret protein raids on GNC, and I have over a 315 bench.
I am trained in the Smolov method, and I'm the top lifter in the WFBB. You are nothing to me but just another weight. I will lift you the fuck up with precise form the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gymbros across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gains. You’re fucking small, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outlift you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with calisthenics.
Not only am I extensively trained in calisthenics, but I have access to the entire chain of Gold's Gyms and I will use it to its full extent to outlift your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unswoly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn stickboy. I will shit testosterone all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking small, kiddo.
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53a19a No.13787
>>13783
>>13786
it's ok, swolebro. we all have our moments of fear and doubt - when we notice unexpected swelling in places we thought impossible. In the beginning, you get these lectures about your First Duty and rattle-off all the ways you're supposed to be "swole", but they never really prepare you for the emotional engorgement… you never expect how this philosophy will start to change your life and how that will make you feel.
You're probably feeling feelings that you've never felt before, and that's ok. The swole spirit is there inside you, filling-up, growing bigger and necessarily rustling secret long-buried pains hidden from your conscious self. These pains were hindering your gains, bro. Share them and gain strength from the sharing.
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3e36af No.13789
>>13786
Nice pasta edit. Lose the plebbit spacing, though
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1492b1 No.13790
>>13789
Thats how my working copy was spaced. Deal with it.
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1ff3d3 No.13854
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0137d6 No.14043
>>13854
More like Swolian.
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e2b8ab No.14053
>>13789
>Paragraphs are reddit spacing
Did you fail grade school?
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7f48fa No.14056
>>13789
reddit spacing is every single line, not every two to four lines.
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1f1388 No.14116
>>13322
I really fucking hate Geordi's design he looks like Morpheus crossed with a 70's pornstar.
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ae2544 No.14119
>>14116
I feel like that needs it's own comic series.
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1f1388 No.14146
>>14119
It'd pretty much be that one episode with his holofu but 10x worse
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769272 No.14173
>>14146
With even more rapey implications.
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3425c4 No.14174
>>14116
his look in the swoleverse needs to follow his characterization in the swoleverse. do we know what that's supposed to be? Is he supposed to be a non-threatening house negro just like he is on the show? I dunno what the current look is supposed to communicate other than "retarded". He looks like Steve Harvey in faggot sunglasses.
If this Geordi is supposed to be truly swole, I feel like his visor should be aggressive or defiant somehow. Like, it should be an LCD that displays simulated eyes that changed based on his level of anger at that particular moment. Or they should give him fucked-up borg implants.
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76d47e No.14177
>>14053
Reddit spacing is just some faggot with a giant monitor complaining.
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769272 No.14387
>Paris and Janeway lizards spend the entire Hunger Games getting Swole
>Win
Being Swole makes you win at life.
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845c72 No.14422
>>14387
Being Swole is the secret to a full life.
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dc7e97 No.14661
>Even the normalfags are picking up on the Swole memes now
Have we started the roid rage?
http://archive.fo/Ln4da
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769272 No.14665
>>14661
Main Description
>The first thing we noticed was how buff Picard was. And also Data. And, well, basically everyone. Picard's probably the most shocking so far, though. This Jean-Luc clearly spends a lot of time in the ship's gym.
>The best fashion in Star Trek's Mirror Universe isn't the evil facial hair but the fabulous sashes.
>Presumably the replicator in this universe produces only protein shakes and items involving kale.
wew but it would be very hard to not pick up on these details.
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ce5514 No.14668
>>12568
>>>/sp/ here. Just came by to say /strek/ is looking pretty /fit/ and swole. Wanna play some X-treme cricket m8?
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63e95d No.14669
>>14661
Yes gymbro, the testosterone rises.
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f14388 No.14672
>>14668
Nope, sorry not sorry Pajeet.
We'd be down for some oly lifting, though.
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769272 No.14676
>>14668
I'll show you who poos in the this loo!
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f14388 No.14680
>>14676
A long time ago in the ancient past, what we now know as streetshitters were some of the swollest bros on Earth, but they gave it up because they decided public defecation was a more important ideal for them to aspire to as a society.
I'm only half joking. India did have a swollen age.
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d2b0e8 No.14681
>>14680
Did Khan attempt to resurrect the Swollen age but the streetshitters rebelled?
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50b8b6 No.14773
>>14681
Loo Trek II: The Wrath of Poo
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2778b0 No.15042
>>12596
They have Earth, and only Earth. Not the Empire. Remember that DS9/Terok Nor was on the border between the Federation and Cardassia, far away from the Sol system. It's not hard to imagine mirror-DS9 crew being humans prisoners that were on outposts or living on colonies or whatever, and fighting the Alliance from within, while Swolecard beats the spoonheads back from without.
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5060c5 No.15047
>>15042
>Swole Terran Uprising when Terran slaves begin making gains
>Suddenly Swole'Brien beating up spoonheads with his fists
Alliance doesn't stand a chance
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72e26c No.15048
Why the hell would Ryker and Picard just happen to have any sort of influence in a future where Kirk went evil?
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a20c23 No.15054
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a20c23 No.15079
>>12568
seems too soft for mirror mirror honestly
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d09c0b No.15080
>>15079
It’s pretty harsh. Picard kills an assassin on the Stargazer and Barclay mentions the crew wanted to murder him.
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769272 No.15091
>>15048
They are the bosses of the gym.
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f14388 No.15100
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5457c2 No.15130
Am I the only one who thinks the artstyle is a bit… off?
Take pic related, looks like they cropped a random image of Data's head and posted it where his head should be.
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769272 No.15133
>>15130
That's part of the whole appeal.
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769272 No.15136
>/strek/ wins Hunger Games
>Swole board /fit/ wins next round
Have we started the gains?
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f14388 No.15141
>>15130
You aren't the only one. They constantly trace over shots from the show. It causes some uncanny valley and sometimes general weirdness. I recall one scene where everyone is on the birdge, but everyone is looking in s different direction.
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28d34b No.15193
>>15136
2018 is the year of the Swole.
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4e4fb9 No.15207
>>15193
I’m hoping Swolecard gets so popular it leads to a film.
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769272 No.15208
>>15207
Young Swolecard played by Tom Hardy?
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7c68b5 No.15507
Wasn't there an Elite Force Comic series a long time ago? supposedly it was pretty decent
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5707da No.15541
>>15048
>Why the hell would Riker and Picard just happen to have any sort of influence in a future where Kirk went evil?
Our heroes are fated to join together. It's all part of the universe attempting to correct itself and return to a swole state. It's why in all the "alternate reality" stories, most of the characters are still where they are despite it seeming to be implausible given how different events have transpired.
Chaos cannot compare to the force of true fitness that brings Order. There are metaphysical and cosmological truths compelling events. Swole destiny is inescapable.
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9f3357 No.15550
>>15541
The Swole, it binds the universe together.
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85f773 No.15765
Is it true that #5 is the last issue? I was really looking forward to the adventures of swolecard, and the swolederation.
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cdeac5 No.15816
>>15765
Apparently not. Might get a sequel series of Swoleness Behind Enemy Lines.
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6ff04d No.16827
Swoleverse comic appears to have been nominated for several awards. It's making gainz this year.
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d9b958 No.16845
>>16827
It was probably the best media release this year.
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864b82 No.16914
The Swoleverse's weird rotoscoped artstyle makes it a reaction image goldmine
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5a5008 No.16918
>>16914
>The Swoleverse's weird rotoscoped artstyle makes it a reaction image goldmine
i'm convinced that the future of quality Trek fan OC is some kind of face-stealing process where we essentially remix the original actors performances into new scenes. I know fuck all about this kind of work but the tech to accurately map 2D facial images onto 3D models is getting better in quality and easier to use.
There are already faggots re-creating the Enterprise for VR to a degree that is truer, more detailed, and more accurate than the original IRL studio sets themselves (the sets were actually scaled-down something like 7/8th scale). How long before we can map the 2D show footage to 3D models? Doing tryhard swoleverse OC in a game engine would then be a quick re-skin and placement of assets. They would probably be shit for memes because there is the obvious low-fi charm of quick shoops that you'ld lose, but it could result in amazing short clips and concept footage, provided you didn't have to fuck with animating by hand. I'm thinking more of stealing/remixing all the elements, but using a 3D engine and the original footage as reference.
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896a1d No.17041
>>16918
>That Data
wew lad. Although a full 3D Enterprise sounds neat. Any word on the Unreal 4 engine project or whatever happened to that Minecraft Enterprise?
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ce7e44 No.17086
>>17041
>Data
That model is the best 3D TNG character I've seen so far by a landslide. It's a shame it's apparently unfinished. The Picard looks puffy which is generally not an acceptable form of swoleness (unless it's pugalism-related).
>3D Enterprise-D
i honestly never looked in to any of the Minecraft projects because my autism is generally not that surreal. As for the Enterprise-D Construction Project, I ran it on my PC about a year or so ago and it looked really good. Then at some point the dev started fucking with gaming-tier features that no reasonable Trek autist would ask for like an augmented reality type UI overlay for all kinds of shit… and then NPC crewmembers started showing up and they really looked terrible. Broke the immersion and magic for me, tbh. I'd hate to think the dev was getting bored and squandering time and energy not building-out the remaining 99.9% of the ship. That was going to be a huge project just getting the ship built in 3D. Personally, I liked the lifeless, empty ship. There was something sad and haunting about it, considering how the TNG era went after the show ended.
We still just need a proper Trek sim and nothing more. Make it open and extensible so another project can add NPCs or gamification or networking or whatever. Most if not all of the UI functions could be incorporated into the ubiquitous LCARS interfaces (although to be fair I think the dev for the Unreal 4 project had problems with live, rendered LCARS panels causing the engine to lose frames) or a tricorder or voice recognition responding to "computer". I should check back into that project to see how its doing. Maybe some of that annoying shit can be turned-off, but the apparent lack of singular project focus was disappointing. Honestly, just getting the entire ship interior constructed in a common 3D design program at VR-ready scale and detail level is more than enough for one person most likely. To my knowledge this hasn't been done yet because i'm pretty sure the fag that was doing the game engine project was going off the old published blueprints and not just porting/rendering an existing 3D project. That's fine of course, I just want to see him succeed.
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49df36 No.17688
>>13283
This is the best thing i've ever seen in my life, i've actually gone light headed and my fingers and tingling.
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5f085b No.17850
>>17086
Is the Enterprise shuttle bay really that big?
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a6bf3e No.17855
>>17850
according to the published blueprints, yes, but pic related is all they ever built to show it. The only other on-screen appearance, the scene in BoBW, just reuses to Shuttlebay 2 set because it only shows the wall passing by from within the shuttle.
It should have been a vastly more important location on the ship, and one that they could have finally shown in the TNG movies, but the faggots chose to destroy the Galaxy class ship. Oh, what could have been… We could have had a Shuttle Bay Chief or Cargo chief as rival to O'Brien, each confident that their way of moving men and material is the superior way. There's your much-needed "conflict" on the show, imho.
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c91106 No.18182
>>17855
How many shuttle bays do they even have?
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990275 No.18196
>>18182
>the bay community
3. There are two small shuttle bays in the drive section that are basically cargo bays with big doors. this is what we see on the show. The main shuttle bay is a giant hangar deck in the saucer section that we never saw on the show because of poorfaggotry.
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99ecc8 No.18712
I just went searching for the Mirror Broken comic and found this:
https://archive.is/8vOsj
Seems like Swoleverse was very popular
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896a1d No.18781
>>18712
>$1000 for a page
What?
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b0c47d No.19612
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
WE ARE GETTING ANOTHER BATCH OF SWOLEVERSE COMICS!
https://archive.is/hwWRh
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2fc72e No.19614
>>19612
>Swolecard will face off against regular Picard and teach him the art of gains
This might explain how Picard got Swole for First Contact.
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aca526 No.19615
Well finally some good news this year!
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2fc72e No.19687
>Because you demanded it! Following up the smash-hit miniseries MIRROR BROKEN, the Mirror Universe Next Generation crew is looking for new worlds to conquer, and they’re crossing over to the Prime Star Trek Universe to find them!
I hope they don't fuck this up. also anyone notice that every article for Mirror Broken they attempt to shill STD?
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e848a0 No.19697
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19c3b1 No.19766
Perhaps deepswole is the natural evolution of deepfakes.
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16da48 No.19768
>>19687
>they’re crossing over to the Prime Star Trek Universe to find them!
That is stupid. They have the Cardassians and Klingons to fight in the mirror universe.
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2fc72e No.19769
>>19768
>fight
You mean wrestle?
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5e3c4f No.19813
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8c0f98 No.19851
So did we ever get a proper SwoleTrek gym montage going?
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d92a0e No.19859
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>>19851
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
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8765f7 No.19947
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>>19859
At least we are on the Swole part of the 80's and not THAT part
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c098b2 No.19950
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>>19947
>80's dancing
You know it can be combined with Swole right?
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bba0e8 No.19988
Swoleverse is truly a memetic goldmine. So much great content to discover. So inspiring. The talented artist(s) who draw this stuff need to be celebrated.
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a18b52 No.19993
>>19988
Someone needs to put bane’s mask on young Picard.
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d92a0e No.20035
>>19993
You aren't even going to try yourself? That's like a five minute job even for an inexperienced shooper.
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78a238 No.20036
>>20035
I’m a writefag, no shoop
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a91943 No.20040
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71071d No.20043
>>20040
4U/4U
Thank you brother. The fire rises
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2e59ca No.20050
>>12615
Fermented soy such as that used in soy sauce has no estrogen content, because the fermentation removes it.
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89a029 No.20051
>>20050
I used to believe that. It's not true. In fact the isoflavone levels actually rise in miso. In most fermented foods, the isoflavone content doesn't change.
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896a1d No.20054
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c098b2 No.20513
Previews world is stating that the first issue of "Swoleverse - Through the Mirror" comes out on the 2nd of May.
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52902d No.20515
>>20513
So how many episodes are there? There's 0-5 of the main run, that "origin of Data" story which I think was Patreon-exclusive Anyone have a PDF?, and now Through the Mirror. Am I missing any?
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2d065d No.20516
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>>20513
>Swoleverse Through the Mirror bridges the cap between Generations and First Contact
>A broken Captain Picard is visited by Captain Swolecard who builds him back up and trains him in the art of Swole
>We finally get an explanation how he was so Swole in First Contact and went into a roid rage to defeat the Borg
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2d065d No.20517
>>20515
see
>>19612
5 issues I believe
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2fc72e No.20520
>>20515
I don't think anyone has uploaded origin of data yet which is a shame.
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d92a0e No.20557
>>20516
LMAO, that actually sounds like a really good story.
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85e136 No.20573
>>13419
<acknowledged
>ole
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613f70 No.20666
>>20557
>LMAO
Report to the nearest Vulcan Dominatrix to get your ass spanked raw immediately.
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85f773 No.20669
>>20513
Aww yeah, I can't wait.
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891cf8 No.20790
File: 49222bb6724e6c0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,534.66 KB,1280x1968,80:123,070e15df7144d07f467397a9a5….jpg)
>>20669
Was going to post some Cardassian stuff googling for a "momentous day"
Get this The Swole Gainz
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1aca95 No.20821
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891cf8 No.20870
2 months till first issue how do we speed up time anons?
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7bbe8e No.20883
>>20870
The slower your absolute velocity the less your time dilation. So go full NEET mode and never leave your desk chair for any reason.
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dcede4 No.20891
>>20883
>Would such a thing really work?
>Well it's possible, I'll have to recalibrate the ass support couplers and extend the range on the dynamic reclining mechanism but after that it shouldn't be any trouble
Make it so.
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015d91 No.20973
energizing this thread with swole-c templates, by popular demand. For now, I gave up trying to completely fix young swolecard's lack of baldness since i'm not a drawfag, but i suppose doing a scalp transplant from another of the same artist's illustrations might work (?). I basically just deleted the hairline.
>>20040
also posting an iteration, brothers.
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df5a44 No.20978
>>20870
Don’t speed up time.
BULK UP
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17fb29 No.20981
>>20978
How Swole can you get before the first issue?
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8c0f98 No.21056
Well anons I am working on my cardio a lot before I get ready to get some weights going.
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112d8e No.21145
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d92a0e No.21156
>>20973
>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would phaser a man before throwing him out of an airlock.
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713040 No.21171
>>21145
>Swoleverse Barkley in normal verse, potentially killing his other self in the process while infiltrating.
This story arc looks like it's going to be quite a ride.
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89a029 No.21172
>>21056
CARDIO KILLS GAINS
It's like you don't even want to be swole.
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633dc8 No.21173
>>21145
I want to facefuck Deanna Troi so much.
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89a029 No.21174
>>21173
I know that feel, bro.
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899308 No.21251
>>21173
>>21174
Everyone has had that ride though?
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218f44 No.21374
>Look at Swoleverse comics news
>No real news getting posted except discussion on desperate attempts to plug STD while trying to discuss Swoleverse
I am getting a little tired of their shit. Mean honestly why would they try and stain the glory that is the Swole?
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cdeac5 No.21618
Anyone know when in May the next issue is?
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85f773 No.21699
>>21374
It's a common tactic to bundle together something people don't want with something people do want.
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8821c8 No.21707
>>21251
Yeah, most people recognize hotness.
On a related note, someone needs to compare her count to Crusher's.
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218f44 No.21716
>>21699
>Hey would you like some garbage with that!
Fucking hate when they do that
>>21707
Well Troi has definitely had more rides but Crusher popped out an abortion that gained sentience so it might be 50/50
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2fc72e No.21807
So think the Swoleverse has it's own version of Wrestlemania?
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16bab3 No.21809
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2fc72e No.21811
Is this Blood on my Knife or Shit on my Spear?
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cdeac5 No.21927
>>21811
That seemed to have caught on hard as a meme.
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8c6994 No.22199
>4 weeks to go
I can't wait this long!
HELP!
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18032a No.23175
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9c32f6 No.23176
>>23175
>Missed the first issue
Dear fucking god. We have failed the Swole.
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5e5138 No.23177
>>23175
Time to make some gains.
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c5b657 No.23180
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fd3622 No.23187
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46b8af No.23188
>>23175
My spoilered review
>Good:
Swoleverse sections. Data’s quarters with savage Spot.
>Bad:
Watching Worf chase some nobody from the mirror verse. I get it, they’re stealing supplies.
>Overall:
I wasn’t a big fan of this idea. I’d much rather have pure swoleverse because it’s much more interesting from a lore perspective than having this be a pre Dominion War Star Trek episode where swolecard is the bad guy and DS9’s awful mirrorverse occurs afterward.
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d1c909 No.23189
>>23175
>shilling some STD MU comic at the end
disgusting. Aside from that, interested to see Data meeting up with Spock.
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87f533 No.23206
>>23175
I expected more swole
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e44e06 No.23212
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18032a No.23213
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d1c909 No.23217
>>23213
Isn't Andorian blood supposed to be blue? I can't believe that's the main thing bugging me.
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87ad2e No.23218
>>23217
Isn't that the Enterprise E's Captain's Yacht?
The D's was some gimpy looking flying saucer thing IIRC
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6417c0 No.23219
>>23175
What an immense qt, best trek waifu confirmed.
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1be721 No.23220
>>23219
what a delightful pixie… she evokes Ensign Pretty and Ro Laren …even hints of Yeoman Colt… all with a sharp and stunning jawline that betrays no handsome masculinity, like the young Cathy Ireland in Alien from LA.
worthy of effort /10
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4a420a No.23221
>>23213
Why is Barclay wearing a wig?
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fd3622 No.23225
>>23213
They're thinking "HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING JACKED!"
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fd3622 No.23226
>>23221
Barclay's holodeck fantasies have gotten out of hand.
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79685b No.23230
>>23213
>Good
The Andorian ship was kind of interesting. Stories where you are ahead of the cast on the plot and waiting for them to catch up are kinda dumb. There’s no point in stretching this out over two issues.
>Bad
NOT ENOUGH SWOLE! MORE SWOLE!!!
>Overall
This is starting off slow but I have faith this will get good.
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18032a No.23233
>>23225
Keep in mind they also were tearing bulkheads apart with their bare hands.
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341412 No.23248
>More reaction images
>Now more waifus
I think the Swoleverse is our greatest gainz
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e1ab38 No.23250
>>23219
I've seen her before but I am not sure where. This is going to bug me for sure.
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d33155 No.23257
>>23219
>That bulge butt
Is she wearing a diaper?
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9a061f No.23259
>>23213
god damn, i need more
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5e6e4b No.23340
>>23257
Did somebody say, "bulge?"
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4e9d0a No.23351
>>23340
>anti grav sled fails and crashes
>needs to use an old fashioned wheelbarrow
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c61274 No.23432
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fd3622 No.23467
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31e95a No.23469
>>23467
Da fuck is this? This isn't swole!
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0b2970 No.23470
>>23469
>second Pic
That's a fucking frog if I've ever seen one.
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d1c909 No.23471
>>23467
>Mirror Troi walking around in her season 1 cheerleader outfit
kek
Wonder what Mirror Spock was doing all these years after he fucked the Terrans up. Did he spend all his time with the Tellarites or was he working on something else?
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31e95a No.23472
Well at least we got some swole.
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7f3e6a No.23475
>>23471
Huh. Aside from some edgy bullshit like "hurr they evil, so they must hate cleaning!" I would have thought a mu ship would actually have a much stronger hospital like smell than it's fed conterpart as they have a much stronger militaristic ethic and discipline while also caring much less about things smelling "pretty".
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fd3622 No.23478
>>23469
Yah half of the comics have been with a different art direction. Shame they don't look as swole as before.
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31e95a No.23482
>>23478
It's actually two artists working on it now. Before it was just one. The Soy part is done by a new artist. The Swole part is done with the old one.
The TOS one has some elements of swoleness to it.
http://readcomiconline.to/Artist/J-K-Woodward
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87ad2e No.23484
>>23469
Yeah, I thought the point of the two art styles was to differentiate between Swoleverse and Soyverse.
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a59c42 No.23485
>>23482
>Two artists working on it
Thank fuck
I thought it was getting soy'd
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5799cb No.23496
>>23469
so is this archie comics looking shit because some other drawfag is drawing some of the swoleverse or is it because j/k woodward decided to stop tracing the faces from tng stills and thus deprive us all of that charmingly creepy ineptitude?
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31e95a No.23497
>>23496
It's another artist drawing the archie coic tier shit. J K Woodward is doing the "B" story which is with the Swole we have come to love.
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6417c0 No.23503
>>23467
This is moving way too slowly. We've had 3 out of 5 parts and there's still been barely any contact between the two crews. They're gonna have to somehow cram the entire plot into about 30 pages.
And why does everyone keep saying best speed? That was a TOS thing, nobody in TNG ever said it.
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fd3622 No.23506
>>23503
>And why does everyone keep saying best speed? That was a TOS thing, nobody in TNG ever said it.
That's because the swoleverse wasn't up to date on soyverse's terminology.
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31e95a No.23507
>>23503
Why is Soycard got a Hitler stache?
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20d3ff No.23518
>>23469
That's modern marvel tier.
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6e608d No.23554
>>23503
They said it a few times in TNG but usually it was reading a message from Soyfleet Command.
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6e2c65 No.23557
>>23554
>The Soyfleet
That's the STD non-canon universe.
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31e95a No.23574
So does anyone now feel like there's multiple universes here now at play? Regular, Soy and Swole? Or is there a Soylent Swole as well?
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f8eede No.23630
>>23574
Everything from JewJewTrek on isn't Star Trek so it doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned, it's something else entirely. Therefore to me swoleverse is unironically closer to being canon than the current official canon.
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c5b657 No.23632
>>23574
What about that Universe from the Fapfiction about the Ent Crew being part of the Sex Crazed Universe where they went through and dicked the Stars?
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87ad2e No.23737
Issue 4 is up and you soy boys are too busy looking after your wife's children!
readcomicbooksonline.org/reader/Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_Through_The_Mirror/Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_Through_The_Mirror_(2018)_Issue_4
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1b2b3b No.23739
>>23737
They never should have let that soy-scribbler do this. The swole is so minimal.
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31e95a No.23740
>>23737
Are they having a dance party??
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43f5e0 No.23741
>>23740
Riker is doing his signature lean but it does look like he's about to start partying. Mirror Picard also did his shirt tug at one point.
>>23739
you get some swole occasionally. I think it was one more issue, but I don't know if they're gonna have more swoleverse. Anyone have info on that?
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fd5f7a No.23744
>>23737
>Emperor Spock's reforms totally would have worked if not for those warmongering Klinks and Rommies
Even the swoleverse has been infected by the soy.
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98ea26 No.23748
>>23737
>Broccoli doing air guitar
Wat?
>>23744
We have a Soy Alert.
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690567 No.23751
>>23741
Is Soycard praising the sun?
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e9e126 No.23758
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2241e9 No.23761
>>23758
no that is what is known as a female.
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31e95a No.23762
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e9daf6 No.23784
>>23758
No, it's a woman, you can tell because 24th century advances in trap medical science mean that only actual women have manjaws now.
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d0a7d5 No.23786
a cutout from the latest issue, plus a little shooping to give him a body. banner version in the banner thread shortly.
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b54e8d No.23788
>>23786
Why are his lats so uneven?
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d0a7d5 No.23789
>>23788
>Why are his lats so uneven?
i do a lot of shitty work, anon. i'll dump some of my other cuts in this thread and maybe you guys can improve them
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755cfd No.23790
>>23784
Does that mean that most of the women in star trek were traps?
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d0a7d5 No.23791
macro and a few more cuts for your consideration
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d0a7d5 No.23792
>>23788
one more from the recent issues. i'll go ahead and retroactively check your hitler dubs for this one. lots of flipping, cutting, pasting, clone stamp, and repair tool (re-creating the background behind the original bubble was a bitch). I'll post both versions with txt bubble and overlay because i can't decide which works better.
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31e95a No.23793
>>23786
>>23791
>>23792
These are great How does one get good a cutting out?
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4d0916 No.23794
>>23793
practice, unless you like reading tutorials or whatever. i don't. just do shitty work and let anon bully you until you get gud. great motivator.
drawfaggotry is pretty easy to work with, so these illustrations would be a good place to start… and there is a lot that is meme-worthy. Apart from that, the two things that made it massively easier for me was finding an image program that had the basic features but wasn't like full photoshop or gimp… i use Pixelmator on Mac (because from reddit). It has the magic wand tool and all the other PS tools that are basically necessary and it implements them pretty much like photoshop so i use it all the time. Not sure what the equivalent is for windows if that's your thing. Also, get a gameboard and program it with all the shortcuts. Makes your workflow super fast. I have a Logitech G13.
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4d0916 No.23795
>>23794
this was supposed to be the second one. im tired.
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fef253 No.23796
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5e6e4b No.23802
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c04d19 No.23835
a few more cutouts of the "mirror" strek logo text, the first two with outlines and the third with no outlines that seemed to scale well for banners.
>>23802
>Krita
i remember this from back in the edgy loonix/kde desktop days. has a lot of cool features like exports to ffmpeg for animation and has python scripting support now. don't think it will replace my superior and elitist current workflow, but if i was poor or a gaymer on windows i would definitely check it out.
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87ad2e No.24051
Issue 5 up:
readcomicbooksonline.org/star-trek-the-next-generation-through-the-mirror
Wish they didn'y do a cross over story. Should have stayed in the Swoleverse.
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43f5e0 No.24053
>>24051
What a tweest!
Kind of a meh storyline, overall. I agree that future comics should just stick to the swoleverse.
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31e95a No.24054
>>24051
The lack of swole is pissing me off.
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87ad2e No.24055
>>24053
I have a mild amount of interest in what Barclay will do. But considering how crap the big face off between Swole and Soy was I'm not hopeful.
e.g. How'd Soy-Data beat Swole-Data, who's been modding himself with various tech to increase his performance?
The Mirror Universe guys are supposed to be tougher, and have a lot more experience fighting. Yet plain old Data wins out with his 'Stop'-boner tactic.
Also, pic related. Direct hit, no damage? What? Were the phasers set on tickle?
Fucks sake!
Should have stuck with the Swoleverse. Would be much more interesting to see Picard start getting the empire back into shape.
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931418 No.24062
>>23175
FUUUUUCCCCKKKK! At least we get to read many issues at once…
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931418 No.24068
Wow, fucking amature hour here. They change artists and you get Swolecard with hair and red shirted away team. Is there no editor on this shit?
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7d8c26 No.24074
>>24055
They just had to contaminate us with the Soyverse
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8e5d96 No.24080
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fd3622 No.24083
>>24068
Swolecard also isn't as swole as he should be.
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fd3622 No.24084
We are also getting less and less of the swoleverse each time. I fear the coming issues will have none of it.
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d42611 No.24159
>>24084
We're suffering an invasion from the Soyverse! We must contain it!
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c6cbf4 No.24892
I finally started reading the Broken Mirror comics. Fucking great, wish I had started earlier. Swolecard is a model leader.
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385cf0 No.24899
>>24892
welcome, swolebro. may your gains be glorious.
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6ff6fe No.24927
Sad to hear that the swole has been tainted by the soy
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31e95a No.25375
Well /vg/ discovered a game that looks like where every character is Swole as fuck. It doesn't really have much of a story. Care to write one /strek/? Game involves timetravel somehow and from changing time somehow you end up in a universe with Nazi Commies fighting against an army of wrestlers who can't run without tripping up.
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ce0379 No.25380
>>25375
What thread? Are you saying we have been summoned?
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5a6e6f No.25382
>>25375
>an army of wrestlers who can't run without tripping up.
Lol they obviously all have leg injuries and are trying to run through the pain.
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31e95a No.25383
>>25380
>are you saying we have been summoned?
Yes
>>>/vg/66988
>>25382
But there is no evidence of their legs being broken. Maybe it's their upper body mass throwing them off balance?
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371bfe No.25706
I've started to rewatch TNG while doing weights cause of /strek/
I hate you fags at time. I will be Swole by Season 7!
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5e8acf No.25801
>>25383
leg day was that day and they just finished up and were a little sore.
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d98137 No.25823
>>13277
>These options are terrible. I want new options.
Powerful stuff. How to be a leader 101.
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927f82 No.25824
>>25823
It's what we needed more of with the Swoleverse comic. Instead all we got was the Soyverse.
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931418 No.25917
>>24068
He also grew hair with the newest artist.
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931418 No.25918
What's taking so long for the new issue to come out?
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31e95a No.25923
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03d376 No.25924
>>25923
>First comic at end has an Andorian loli
>Second comic has a Cardassian calling Troi a slut
I can forgive the art style if we get more of this.
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f67a75 No.25925
I NEED THE NAME OF THIS COMIC NOW!
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42bb38 No.25928
the one good star trek comic and they had to fuck it up
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306e9a No.25935
>>25928
>Only one Star Trek comic is good
You really need to fucking read the Voyager comics. While the show was terrible a lot of those comics were top tier.
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42bb38 No.25938
>>25935
we talking jane way finally gives up toting the line and pretending anymore and going full pirate modo or what now
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269117 No.25939
>>25938
Elite Force comics are worth a read.
Origins of the Planet Killer are also good.
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42bb38 No.25942
>>25939
the game was pretty good so I'll check out the comic maybe
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9b6462 No.25946
>>25923
well at least they made the soyverse artstyle better
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f8eede No.25949
>>25946
why must they destroy everything beautiful?
RIP swoleverse
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42bb38 No.25950
>>25939
>the comic is the story of the game
disappointing
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08a4b8 No.25957
How can Troi ever recover?
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931418 No.25971
>>25923
So does this take place after the VS comic that we don't even get to see the end of? What is this shit?
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d40141 No.25980
>>25957
I just want to say that's one nice rack on that Cardassian.
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6d3283 No.25984
>>23212
>bubastis
WHAT THE FUCK
THE BUTTON WAS SHIT
DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS SHIT
WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO SHOVE WATCHMEN EVERYWHERE?
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931418 No.26067
>>25923
Man that was fucking boring.
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c7bb9e No.26131
Man did this become shit. They took a beautiful comic about gains, fitness, and platonic love of the masculine form and turned it into a shitty fanfic tier plot.
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87ad2e No.26569
New issue of Terra Incognita is up
Minimal swole (why did they even bother?), but some loli Selar action
readcomicbooksonline.org/reader/Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_Terra_Incognita/Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_Terra_Incognita_(2018)_Issue_3
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779f4b No.26964
>>26569
Swole Pike wasn't too bad while he lasted.
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31e95a No.27490
readcomicbooksonline.org/reader/Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_Terra_Incognita/Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_Terra_Incognita_(2018)_Issue_4
Read it while it's hot.
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31e95a No.27735
http://jkwoodwardart.blogspot.com/
Well since the Swoleverse has been a disappointment have at least this.
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b3b738 No.27928
Damn this isn't the Swoleverse
It's the Soyverse.
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aa238a No.29338
I think we might need a new thread.
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a22b94 No.29988
>This is J K Woodward
One of us?
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