/sl/ - Second Life

The money hoe: Absolute stuck-up herself attitude but is really just a poor bitch irl or a man pretending he is powerful because he can take money from other guys with his shitty pixels, sometimes it'll work, in fact the most successful money hoe's are probably guys that have the full set-up, fake pics, fake voices for speaking with guys over mic, and everything else, it's fake, their love, their attention, their sense of gratitude, all they want is your money. Age on this account? 3+ years. They probably have a profile something like: I'm a rich bitch holla holla gimmie yo dolla or else I wont foll'a. It will explain in great detail how they don't need you, or your money, as they have plenty of other people willing, dicks are easy to find and it is expensive being them!

The wannabe bimbo: They're probably in the "2 hot blondes in second life" group, they will be the type of basic bitch who speaks in lewd groups saying hi and then nothing else, or they repeat the same phrase every day or few days, with it never leading anywhere, eg in the "breeding cow" group, a basic bitch will say "moo" every day without avail. They probably fuck anything they can get, they ask for money badly, and have a humongous friendslist full of one-time fucks. Pic related.

The age on the account? 0-3 years.

The cold as hell slut: Blank profile. Do not attempt to make contact with these kinds of people. Account age? 6+ years.

Bonus points: A flickr where they post images of all the people they fuck.

the black guys only hoe: MUH BBC, BBC IS LIFE LMAO SEE YO WHITE BOIS, 3SMALL5ME. These brain-dead idiots are either gay males irl or females who fell for the bbc meme, niggas only in the congo got dicks like that and congo average sex sessions is 3 minutes 11 seconds, source: some post i saw on facebook today ayy lmao! For real though these hoe's are the absolute worst, usually have the most trashy avatars, it's almost as if shit attracts shit! Anyone who is like this is not worth your time, no matter how much your horny brain tells you otherwise, TRUST ME BRO. Their profile mentions how they are for BLACK GUYS ONLY multiple times, black property, owned, slut for black, etc etc etc, amd that white guys dont stand a chance so just dont like even bother like xD like! Account age? Eh, 1-2 years. Bigger sluts, 9+ (Irredeemable)

The "I have a boyfriend" hoe: Did you know she has a boyfriend! Then why is she stood nude at this sim for the 1000th time? Oh ok so she just likes to idle there, oh ok so she is secretly a huge slut sometimes too? Oh ok but better not tell anyone about it, oh that known slut-daddy is stood next to her, just friends right? Oh ok, btw did you know she has a boyfriend? ON SL? She wont do anything with you. (Sometimes these people are nice if you can talk to them, introductions are everything with these people. get it right and you might find yourself a good friend but it's more likely you'll run into some kind of trigger for them than that.)

The male hoe: DUDE, DID YOU KNOW HE IS TOTALLY LIKE, FUCKIN. ALPHA!!! ? This guy's profile will be all about how he isnt about dat drama and dat life, he's only here for the sluts, good fuckin, good beer, and a good time (because yes, you can drink beer on the internet). It will mention how he does not care for you and that you should "skip the bullshit" if you want to fuck, just IM him it's that simple! Btw he is totally a dominant! That's why he's easy as "just im'ing" to fuck, real doms are that easy afterall, right? He will afk-fuck you, he will roleplay bad or good, the ones with good roleplay go up a tier, they become "elite male sluts" these types of basic bitches are the biggest male sluts in all of SL, few of them seem to get passed around "all the best" women, it's a shame for anyone who takes them seriously as you'll soon find out, despite them not being a virgin irl, they lack much personality outside of videogames, lewdness, and going to their shitty job with no career path set out for the future, they'll be late teens to late 20s irl and don't forget, totally alpha and mr.steal-yo-girl in SL. On the contrary they'd be average as fuck irl. The kind of guy to usually keep a harem of sluts he can call on, not worth dating. Those that do will "cheat" anyway.

Account age? 1-5 years. Pic related:

The "yeah i play a futa but im a guy irl and wont deny it" hoe: ONLY fucks females, will keep males as company or use them for money, tease them without the prominence of dick etc until the dumb idiot catches on. Very insecure about their choice of avatar, has problems adapting to any real masculinity presence, probably will try to one-up you somehow via shallow digs. Age 3-4, pic related

The Chung: PROBABLY 10 people handling one account, all from China. Can still speak Russian and English. Bizarre esoteric phrases on their profile, scattered between information on renting. Female avatars that clearly betray a past in some form of escorting, but like that one female Chinese pirate, a Chung has risen up the ranks to a powerful landlord, and is not to be trifled with. Seriously, don't mess with a Chung, or you'll be stuck renting from Zell on laggy ass mainland forever. While apparently Anshe used to do femdom, those days are long gone, and your chances of fucking a Chung are 0.

Bonus: IMs you every time you go to pay rent, or step one foot on a parcel that hasn't been rented yet.

Account age: 13 years

Alright, here's a few more from me.

The could'a been hoe: Aka that bitch you wish was yours but never will be, no matter how much you try, you just aint got what she wants partner.

This hoe will do you something wild, your head is gonna be fucked if you get sucked into her blackhole just a few times, bitch have you addicted to that pussy like cats to milk, you'll be begging for a taste of that pussy any time of the day, you just gotta have it, all the damn time, cause you had it a few times, and damn nigga aint been nothing better since, but alas, she found someone else, she's just another hoe now, many men can haver her, but her heart is currently fixated on only one, and boi...It aint you. Sad to say, but don't worry, you'll live to fuck another hoe, another day. This that kinda hoe that get you logging on SL crazy hours, she's in your head even when you log off the damn game, now you aint even a thing, you barely friends these days, or maybe "just friends". For my brothers that felt the same... The could'a been hoe.

Age? Who gives a fuck nigga, oneitis can be anything.

Pic related: A choice waifu, but not my waifu~

the friend hoe:

DAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN SON, this bitch wanna jump your nuts all day every day, 24/7, 360 days a year, got dayum son pussy game is weak as fucc, doesn't know you guys only friends, she on that dick like somethin lean, we havin' it out with raw busty bitches like something else while goody-two-shoes over here wanna be succing yo thang like the new hot issues of "who" magazine be speaking about celebrities, it's a "real housewives" type'a thing with this friend, she aint never gonna let up. Even tho you two might be good friends, she just not gonna understand, the broad will let you hurt her in unspeakable ways, damn son sometimes i be talking about ten times a day i tell this girl to leave me be. You know tho, she want something special.

Age? Doesn't apply b, just matters how long you knew her for, sometimes this can be 4-6 months, or more or less, around that time is when bitches be realizing, shit i aint gonna get nothing better than this sweet guy and he a hunk too, gotta lock that dick up before he be sending me a pre-nup, shiiiet~