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 No.11263

I am going to FUCK Alexander The Great

Need to do some brainstorming with my fellow rationalists.

Current plan:

1. Go on a high-soy diet to get dat trap femboy body.

2. Build a time machine and travel back to 340 B.C

3. Castrate myself so I'm eligible to be a court eunuch.

4. Impress a relevant court with my superior knowledge of physics and mechanical engineering.

5. Seduce Alexander when he shows up with flattery and my boyish charm.

6. Fuck

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 No.11264

>>11263

>3. Castrate myself

>6. Fuck

I think there's a fairly essential flaw here.

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 No.11265

>>11263

Nigger if you have a fuckin' time machine you can just kidnap him in front of his bodyguards with the power of Gun, then keep him in your rape dungeon until you get bored and/or the whole country you're in disappears into a paradox. Why the fuck do you need to chop off your own dick?

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 No.11268

Shit plan. Here's how I would do it.

1. castrate myself + soy diet

2. time machine seems to complicated I'd probably narrow down his current male descendant under with most of his genes and looks(?fucking paintings lmao)

3. turn him into a faggot by exposing him to imageboards

4. make him fuck my boipucci

5. write the sequel to the sequences

6. kill myself at 40 like all mentally ill faggots

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 No.11269

>>11268

>2. time machine seems to complicated I'd probably narrow down his current male descendant under[*] with most of his genes and looks(?fucking paintings lmao)

*under 25

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 No.11277

I am going to CUCK Alexander The Great

1. Fuck the OP

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