No.11263
I am going to FUCK Alexander The Great
Need to do some brainstorming with my fellow rationalists.
Current plan:
1. Go on a high-soy diet to get dat trap femboy body.
2. Build a time machine and travel back to 340 B.C
3. Castrate myself so I'm eligible to be a court eunuch.
4. Impress a relevant court with my superior knowledge of physics and mechanical engineering.
5. Seduce Alexander when he shows up with flattery and my boyish charm.
6. Fuck
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No.11264
>>11263
>3. Castrate myself
>6. Fuck
I think there's a fairly essential flaw here.
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No.11265
>>11263
Nigger if you have a fuckin' time machine you can just kidnap him in front of his bodyguards with the power of Gun, then keep him in your rape dungeon until you get bored and/or the whole country you're in disappears into a paradox. Why the fuck do you need to chop off your own dick?
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No.11268
Shit plan. Here's how I would do it.
1. castrate myself + soy diet
2. time machine seems to complicated I'd probably narrow down his current male descendant under with most of his genes and looks(?fucking paintings lmao)
3. turn him into a faggot by exposing him to imageboards
4. make him fuck my boipucci
5. write the sequel to the sequences
6. kill myself at 40 like all mentally ill faggots
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No.11269
>>11268
>2. time machine seems to complicated I'd probably narrow down his current male descendant under[*] with most of his genes and looks(?fucking paintings lmao)
*under 25
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No.11277
I am going to CUCK Alexander The Great
1. Fuck the OP
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