>>163339
>download book on botany/foragingiLlEgAlLY
>use book outside
>come back with foraged acorns
>wash tanic acid out of them using an abandoned house's water supply
<lucky I had this waterkey!
>you have illegally downloaded free food that belonded to no one in particular anyway, just like a ROM or EPUB or MP4 file
>alternatively use rain water
<but wait kids there's more!
>YARRM8T acorn flour recipe through further copyright infringing
>buy the spices using your food assistance card but not work 20+ hours a week and instead keeep failing to get on disablity and be a special case
>use parent's printer to make fake bus passes (if a richie)
Eventually this greentext will describe growing yeast under a fridge and using a new type of 3d printer to turn it into morningstar chik nuggets, but even then the spices will be needed I'm sure, but the point is that the recipe was downloaded. What even is stealing? Nothing can be creaed nor destroyed in this universe so everything in nature steals.
>>163341
What if it's from a parallel dimension? It'd be neat if I could hax.exe my microwave into taking another version of myself's microwaved food from him as it microwaves. I wonder how undercooked it'd be though?
We can call whatever realm that's next door "Internet" to break logic of course.
PS: I forgot to mention buying baking powder with the nigger food card for making the acorn flour rise, but this is just a very bad shitpost that should have been about using the knowledge illegal obtained from the Internet to turn your very own single celled organism you cultivar-rape into a morningstar nugget into poetnically downloaded food. I'm sure there's a patent somewhere wherein you can use a yeast cell to genetically alter it into some patented fake bread. Vegans get b12 from genetically le XD'd yeast for example and if you want milk to turn to cheees but not kill a baby bovic you use hax'd bacterium iir to do that as well. Why not make the shitpost about downloading the haxery? I'm not that bored nor determined to sound smaht.