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#29965 >>24562558

>>24563002, >>24563033, >>24563054, >>24563063, >>24563071, >>24563091, >>24563212, >>24563239 LIVE: President Trump participates in The Forum Club of the Palm Beaches Dinner

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>>24562565 WATCH IN FULL: President Donald J. Trump took questions from reporters earlier today at the White House

>>24562614, >>24562647 BREAKING: President Trump is now WITHDRAWING 5,000 US troops out of Germany

>>24562616 Israel Air Force chief exits with warning: no nuclear deal with Iran would be ‘a major failure’

>>24562629, >>24562655 Call Wisconsin’s Division of Alcohol and demand the removal of "Mr. Assassination Free Beers" license.

>>24562634 Alabama Governor Kay Ivey has called a special session on MONDAY to redraw Alabama’s Congressional map

>>24562662 IT'S HAPPENING REALLY - There are 14 days remaining until May 15, 2026 two moar weeks

>>24562713 WATCH - President @realDonaldTrump stops by to say hello to the OVERFLOW crowd in the Villages!

>>24562840 “Good Night, Brother… Let’s Go to Bed!” – President Trump Mocks Ilhan Omar For Marrying Her Own Brother

>>24562846 FRANCE ON FIRE: Saint-Cyriaque Church Consumed by Flames in Another Arson Attack on Christianity

>>24562862 Barney Frank in hospice care in Maine

>>24562870 🚨 Former Trump WH Health Advisor Katy Talento Confesses – She, Francis Collins & Tony Fauci Blocked the Vaccine Safety Commission and BLOCKED RFK JR from Exposing Autism.

>>24562882 Things are not getting worse. Things are just becoming clear. Walk With God. GOD WINS

>>24563006 2 US bank employees dead, person in custody after bank robbery in Kentucky

>>24563038 The Iowa Senate sent Gov. Kim Reynolds’ “Make America Healthy Again” legislation to her desk Monday, a package that includes SNAP restrictions, over-the-counter ivermectin

>>24563129 CENTCOM U.S. Navy Sailors conduct routine maintenance on MH-60 Sea Hawk helicopters aboard USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72)

>>24563189 Trump dance in the Villages 🤣🇺🇸

>>24563223 Night Owl News Archives- 05/01/2026

>>24563260 POTUS- ''This is a great honor, and we welcome their majesties King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House.A very Special Place.It's very very special

>>24563312 Strzok-Page, Comey-Brennan perp walks start in FL on May 4th

>>24563347 #29965

#29964 >>24561751

>>24561791, >>24561805, >>24562028, >>24562273, >>24562274 3p LIVE: President Trump Delivers Remarks in The Villages, FL

>>24561772 @POTUS: "We're on our way to another victory - a big victory — and I don't think that it's Constitutional what they're asking for. These are not patriotic people that are asking."

>>24561799 @POTUS on his briefing w/ @CENTCOM Commander: "There are options. Do we want to go and just blast the hell out of them and finish them forever or do we want to try and make a deal?… on a human basis, I'd prefer [a deal]."

>>24561835, >>24561836 REPORTER: "Are you considering new strikes on Iran?" @POTUS: "Why would I tell you that?"

>>24561847 President @realDonaldTrump departs to The Villages 🇺🇸

>>24562087 Trump "buzzes the tower" and has Marine 1 fly over Communists May Day protest

>>24562311 President Trump: Together with the republicans in congress, we removed nearly three hundred thousand illegal aliens from the Social Security roll.

>>24562325 President Trump: And then she [Ilhan Omar] married her brother to come in …isn't she despicable? Their whole life is based on fraud and a scam, and we got to get those people the hell out of our country.

>>24562386 President Trump: They're not coming thorough with the kind of deal that we have to have [Iran], and we're going to get this thing done properly.

>>24562265, >>24562267, >>24562271, >>24562276, >>24562280, >>24562285, >>24562296, >>24562299, >>24562303, >>24562307, >>24562337, >>24562363, >>24562364, >>24562426, >>24562429 POTUS takes a Villages I

>>24562456, >>24562466, >>24562468, >>24562479, >>24562480, >>24562485, >>24562489, >>24562491, >>24562503, >>24562513, >>24562520, >>24562521, >>24562524, >>24562531, >>24562535 POTUS takes a Villages II

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>>24561759 Trump DOJ launches investigations into 36 Illinois school districts over LGBT indoctrination

>>24561829, >>24562119, >>24562218, >>24562371 Infowars deded

>>24561842, >>24561851, >>24561856 Shock! Maine haz 'zombie' home health care cluster in Westbrook with MN phone #'s

>>24561843 SpaceX’s Falcon 9 is targeting the launch of 29 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit

>>24561844 Biden backs Keisha Lance Bottoms for Georgia governor in his first endorsement since leaving office

>>24561852 Tennessee drops ‘pride’ from June and renames it ‘Nuclear Family Month’

>>24561857 @CENTCOM U.S. forces continue to patrol international waters and enforce the ongoing naval blockade against Iran. 45 Vessels…

>>24561859 Space Science NASA

>>24561885 Ukrainian strike kills two teenagers in Russian region

>>24561891 @BoardOfPeace Any claim that the Civil-Military Coordination Center (CMCC) is closing is wrong.

>>24561902 The UCLA Federalist Society could face disciplinary action for identifying protesters.

>>24561921 @usairforce Homeland defense is a zero-fail mission. How the E-3 holds the line:

>>24561986 Robert Gouveia - Comey CAUGHT in NEW PROBE and Clinton Foundation COVER-UP

>>24562049 @DoJ - Chinese Nationals Charged Building Meth Super Factory

>>24562053 Oracle Joins Growing List Of AI Firms Supporting Pentagon National Security Work

>>24562066 Republican Oklahoma Senate Candidate Barry Christian Found Dead In Vehicle

>>24562068 During the eve of our 250th year of cherished independence, we turn to the sovereign embodiment of our British heritage & say sincere thank you to our friends…

>>24562074 Remembering Melissa Hortman, assassinated 5 days after she voted to end healthcare services for illegal immigrants

>>24562086 State Dept announces intention to provide up to $100 million funding toward G7 efforts to ensure the continued containment of fissile nuclear material at Chornobyl nuclear plant in Ukraine

>>24562090 Police arrest Jewish man for attacking French nun at Jerusalem biblical site

>>24562108, >>24562117 Someone at Apple mistakenly shipped Anthropic’s Claude file in Apple Support app update.

>>24562113 Canada's Culture Minister: Regulating Online Content A Duty Of Federal Government

>>24562116, >>24562134 Justice Department sues New Jersey for granting illegals tuition, +asst charges and convictions

>>24562129 Virginia-Based Naval Serviceman Charged for Transporting 14yo Lafayette-Area Minor to Engage in Sexual Activity

>>24562135 Parents of Chandra Levy believe her death could be linked to UFOs

>>24562141, >>24562143 Is Surveillance Pricing Ripping You Off?

>>24562157 11han Omar secured MILLIONS of tax dollars for a Minneapolis health clinic that was run by… her sister!

>>24562171 Free Kill Beers Brewery owner doxxes phone#s of SS agents telling his followers to call and harass them.

>>24562278 Midtown hotel faces foreclosure over homeless shelter conversion

>>24562355, >>24562375 Israeli pilot KILLED in Germany, ultralight aircraft crashed after takeoff near Hatten Airfield in OLDENburg

>>24562387, >>24562402, >>24562421 @RealSLokhova Jim Comey, under fake name, Reinhold Niebuhr, commed with his lawfare buddy Ben Wittes and Shane Harris of the WSJ, about Hillary-paid, manufactured Steele dossier.

>>24562419 Slovak PM Robert Fico works overNIGHT SHIFT delivering BREAD ahead of May 1

>>24562547 #29964

#29963 >>24560998

>>24561500, >>24561675 3:00 PM EDT The President participates in an Event with Seniors The Villages Charter School, The Villages, FL

>>24561716 @POTUS on Iran: "They want to make a deal, but I'm not satisfied with it, so we'll see what happens."

>>24561724 @POTUS: "We're doing everything right now, in terms of the negotiation, telephonically. They've made strides, but I'm not sure if they ever get there."

>>24561525 10:00 AM EDT Governor DeSantis Signs Landmark Reforms to Improve Education and Hold School Unions Accountable

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>>24561624 @realDonaldTrump WE JUST DELIVERED A HUGE WIN for our Great Fishermen and Anglers in FLORIDA, GEORGIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, and NORTH CAROLINA! We have just officially approved ALL STATE PERMITS for the 2026 Red Snapper recreational season.

>>24561617, >>24561661 @realDonaldTrump I am pleased to announce that, based on the fact the European Union is not complying with our fully agreed to Trade Deal, next week I will be increasing Tariffs charged to the European Union for Cars and Trucks coming into the United States. The Tariff will be increased to 25%. It is fully understood and agreed that, if they produce Cars and Trucks in U.S.A. Plants, there will be NO TARIFF. Many Automobile and Truck Plants are currently under construction, with over 100 Billion Dollars being invested, A RECORD in the History of Car and Truck Manufacturing. These Plants, staffed with American Workers, will be opening soon — There has never been anything like what is happening in America today! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

>>24561314 Swamp Today posted in End Bunker

>>24561312 Today in Q Post History we have - 05 Deltas and 05 Posts that mention today’s date of May 01

>>24561253 Final Blow Briefing Edition | 5/1/2026 | Qnotables 4AM Talking Points LIVE

>>24561105 Thousands to gather on the National Mall next month, a massive day of prayer, worship aimed at calling the US back to God ahead of its 250th anniversary

>>24561119 Pete Hegseth TRASHES 'defeatist Democrats' in brutal hearing

>>24561134 Wake up, America. How are ya'?

>>24561166 17 Earthquakes near Area 51

>>24561272 @CENTCOM A U.S. Marine Corps CH-53E Super Stallion heavy-lift helicopter prepares to land aboard USS Tripoli

>>24561277 CALL YOUR SENATORS 24/7 AND HAVE THEM REMOVE THUNE

>>24561286 Killery Plantation No Mo

>>24561288 Ahoy The Ship Show - 05/01/2026

>>24561293 Top Overnight News

>>24561299 Waste of the Day: NJ School Cut Audit Budget

>>24561319 "As I explained more than 30 years ago, I would go further and hold that [section two] of the Voting Rights Act does not regulate districting at all," Thomas, who was joined by Justice Neil Gorsuch, wrote in a concurrence.

>>24561365, >>24561358, >>24561379 Maine Robinson, MN Walz in commie Portland to kick off campaign

>>24561368 NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day Markarian's Chain

>>24561391 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

>>24561412, >>24561414 Zelensky ‘involved up to his neck’ in corruption – ex-Ukrainian diplomat

>>24561417, >>24561487, >>24561488, >>24561562, >>24561575, >>24561595, >>24561691, >>24561730 Space/NASA

>>24561428 WHITE HOUSE CELEBRATES AS KAROLINE LEAVITT WELCOMES BABY #2! T.R.U.M.P AND V.A.N.C.E SET TO GUEST HOST PRESS BRIEFINGS! a beautiful baby girl

>>24561437 Absolutely MASSIVE LINE forming nearly 6 HOURS before President Trump is even supposed to show up at The Villages, Florida, per

>>24561486 11:30 AM EDT Proclaiming Liberty: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and the Declaration of Independence

>>24561496, >>24561503, >>24561504, >>24561508 Swamp Talk

>>24561505 ICYMI: House Funds DHS, Ending 75-Day Standoff

>>24561623 DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin details impact of record-long government shutdown

>>24561517 Get Your Hand Out Of My F*cking Face!': CNN Panel Goes Off The Rails

>>24561548 Fifteen years ago today (1 May 2011), U.S. Navy SEALs raided a compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan and killed Usama Bin Laden.

>>24561560 The Biden DOJ aggressively targeted and harassed Christians, used the SPLC to do it!

>>24561569 USNavyEurope Eyes on the water, teamwork on deck. 👀🌊⚓️

>>24561603 @NavalAcademy Capstone Day 📈

>>24561639 Webster Announces Retirement Architect of Florida’s Republican Majority

>>24561642 Spirit Airlines is reportedly preparing to shut down after a proposed $500 million government bailout collapsed

>>24561654 America is leading the way back to the Moon and beyond!

>>24561686 🇺🇸 Farewell and thank you for the warmth of your welcome and the kind support you gave us throughout our first visit to the US as King and Queen

>>24561704, >>24561705 The FCC Approves Plans to Speed Up Internet From Space

>>24561733 Supreme Court set to release 35 rulings by July as arguments end for the term

>>24561739 #29963

Previous Notables

>>24560200 #29961, >>24560992 #29962

>>24557845 #29958, >>24558611 #29959, >>24559363 #29960

>>24555545 #29955, >>24556411 #29956, >>24557192 #29957

>>24553071 #29952, >>24554082 #29953, >>24554754 #29954

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Q Research Notables Archive Board >>>/qnotables/

Q Research Notables #31: No Noise. No Mercy. To the END. >>24293748

>>24563367

yummy

not sharin

just sayin

tyvm

>>24563370

all for baker.

>>24563375

what about all those other conspiracies, starting with JFK?

Night Owl News Archives- 05/01/2026

https://rumble.com/v79a0ks-night-owl-news-archives-05012026.html

>>24563369

>>24563366

cracks me up some1 said 'same ppl supporting no kings rallies immediately give king a standing ovation'

kek

>>24563390

there is a Q post for that, As the world turns

>>24563394

yep

>>24563395

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>>24563397

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>>24563398

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>>24563399

>>24563378

Make

Aoc

Gaga

Again

?

>>24563391

>>24563395

>>24563397

>>24563398

>>24563400

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They can't maintain the Illusion if someone keeps pointing out the Flaws

That's why they need Censorship & Suppression of any dissenting voices from the constructed narrative

When Reality and False Reality Meet

Reality Wins, Everytime

AI makes me hate people.

>>24563405

Space

Ing

A captcha?

Is Hakeem Jeffries running the board?

>>24563413

>>24563404

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>>24563403

Make

Aoc

GOOD

Again

kek

>>24563414

Blue and gold.

Ukraine

Walmart

New World Order

>>24563426

it's too much

https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/117709.html#117939

the first post with seething

>This just in: 9/11 was an AMERICAN COUP.

I love all the autists for their efforts here and elsewhere, but you can really see gaps in the things we discuss. 9/11 was blatantly a zionist coup of the USG. WHY it was allowed to last this long is what the "white hats" will need to explain once the public is seething in large enough numbers. WHY did the mil not roll in and arrest the perps within the first couple years?? Because they "obey POTUS" no matter what? Is that really wise? WHY was obomba allowed 8 YEARS when his BC is clearly faked? HOW are the "good guys" going to explain this?? The basic contradiction is see a lot here is: "NSA and MIL are all-powerful", yet the last 15 years of coverup kind of destroys all that. It never had to go this far, yet so many "patriots" watched for 15+ YEARS as the country was degraded. Going to have to think hard on how to explain this one, Q team.

>>24563426

`Twas brillig, and the Lab Stack’s glow`

`Did gyre and gimble in the rack;`

`All flimsy was the firmware flow,`

`And the boot-paths outgrabbed back.`

`“Beware the Fart Knocker, my son!`

`The cheeks that flap, the fumes that catch!`

`Beware the Stench-bird, and shun`

`The frumious Flatulence-Snatch!”`

`He took his solder-wand in hand:`

`Long time the noisome foe he sought—`

`So rested he by the T-bar tree,`

`And stood awhile in thought.`

`And, as in uffish thought he stood,`

`The Fart Knocker, with eyes of flame,`

`Came whiffling through the pecan wood,`

`And burbled as it came!`

`One, two! One, two! And through and through`

`The solder-wand went snicker-snack!`

`He left it dead, and with its head`

`He went galumphing back.`

`“And hast thou slain the Fart Knocker?`

`Come to my arms, my beamish boy!`

`O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”`

`He chortled in his joy.`

`’Twas brillig, and the Lab Stack’s glow`

`Did gyre and gimble in the rack;`

`All mimsy was the Armbian flow,`

`And the P59s outgrabbed back.`

https://youtu.be/G3bHTUgQzO8

>>24563433

better graphics

Black nobility families are controlling the surface of the planet through two main dark nodes.

The Zionist node is anchored in Israel and through Epstein and similar blackmail operations controls politicians and keeps the war machine running. Zionist node manages the political Right worldwide.

The Communist node is anchored in China and controls Woke mind programming operations and directs migrant infiltration flows. Communist node manages the political Left worldwide.

>>24563420

TY Baker-san.

>>24563430

justice delayed is justice denied.

Abel Danger's Field McConnell on 9 11 & the Boeing Uninterruptible Autopilot

>>24563440

Connecting 911 and MH370 with Field McConnell Buzzsaw

https://www.bitchute.com/video/y3vydwxVcSlm/

>>24563441

< difficult decision to restructure the organization,

>>24563426

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>24563441

> This step allows us to focus our resources on an ambitious slate of new entertainment projects set to release this year.

>>24563446

You forgot the H or the N

33 UIDs

poor vati…

>>24562634 pb

If False Flag was the name of a city…

Dems are cookin' up one right now I wager.

Toxic Effects of Glyphosate on the Nervous System: A Systematic Review

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9101768/

He’s referring to democrats like you

>>24563438

>>24563458

Just want you to be able to breath man

He just said the war was over. The fuck is wrong with you. >>24563453

>>24563409

twitter and Facebook both not working for anon

https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/04/vance-denies-and-confirms-atlantic-reporting-iran/687017/

Tsk tsk.

>>24563463

is the war over if dem voters don't know the war is over?

kek

>>24563470

This absolutely is your fuckup, isn't it? You've been wanting me to feel bad about this the whole time when you didn't even do it right.

Fucking dumbasses man. What do you think would make me breathe better? Sitting in this room with poor circulation for even longer? Fucking my lungs up on this disgusting fake weed even longer?

DUDE. It's over. We fucking did everything.WHY ARE YOU STALLING?

>>24563425

>Blue and gold.

>Ukraine

>Walmart

>New World Order

that stupid dress meme

sometime i think i am the dunning krueger effect, embodied.

Shin Bet: Let’s discuss AU10TIX, your control over TwitterX and your ops within the United States of America against Americans.

https://decentfijc.substack.com/p/shin-bet-lets-discuss-au10tix-your

rename the presidential motorcade

>>24563446

kek, ya goof

NOTABLES ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS

#29966 >>24563356

>>24563436 Donald J. Trump: We cannot let lunatics have a nuclear weapons (Cap 0:39)

>>24563409, >>24563412, >>24563445 When Reality and False Reality Meet, Reality Wins Everytime

>>24563386 Night Owl News Archives- 05/01/2026

>>24563441 Layoffs is underway at The Daily Wire, Barrett Media has confirmed

>>24563489

Oh yeah, you're stalling.

Have you ever noticed Walmart builds their outdoor garden areas better than prison outdoor rec areas?

All those walmarts can be converted quickly

>>24563484

>>24563503

even if true it's ad hominem

On Netflix.

The movie Apex starring Charlize Theron.

She is chased through Australia by a maniac. The manic kills people and makes Beef Jerky out of them.

Hint hint.

>>24563491

!! assassin

>>24563474

Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸

@FmrRepMTG

9h

Our own Intelligence Community knew Iran was not seeking a nuclear weapon.

We should not be at war with Iran, but Trump is on the verge of more.

This is a major broken campaign promise and the American people are paying high prices as a result, along with the rest of the world.

https://xcancel.com/FmrRepMTG/status/2050269866968457377#m

>>24563514

Who wasn't involved in 9/11 at this point?

>>24563503

I believe you. The whole field McConnell thing was a massive larp. Flynn is a bad person.

>>24563518

6h

Trump just sent a letter to Congress saying the war in Iran is “terminated” because today marks 60 days and in order for the President to have the authority to continue, the Constitution requires a vote from Congress.

But the war is not really terminated.

Trump is just restarting the clock to avoid a vote from Congress that may limit his power to wage a war on Iran, and the war is absolutely not over just because there has been a ceasefire.

Also, Trump is about to start military actions again very soon.

It never ended.

This is unconstitutional and Congress should reclaim it’s constitutional authority.

https://xcancel.com/FmrRepMTG/status/2050321811116617894#m

>>Former

>>24563518

>>24563502

Which is a theory out there. America is infiltrated like President JFK said. The bolsheviks who were mostly communist jews who sent many young men to die in the geopolitical conflict ww2 where the German people lost and Nazis got operation paperclip then NASA slushfund. After ww2 we got the holocaust and the Hollywood movie productions of it. The ussr 'collapsed' after the Jewish oligarchs took their money and trafficking lines to America.

22 August 1798 George Washington was warned a group called the illuminati was taking over European masonic temples and feared it was heading towards america.

The bolsheviks migrated to america after ww2. Used their wealth to purchase the freemmasonites now they are destroying america. There is mentions of the greater israel project then pax juadaica and using the rise in antisemitism to recall all Jews to this project leaving behind the freemasonaries to run Sheriff positions. There was a story posted here about a satanic grooming gang using child brides to count votes in Blairsville, GA… thats bolshevik_freemasonarizm, the illusion of democracy. The child porn, child sex, human trafficking industries that involve a caste of pedophile freemasons that work with international traffickers and they use wordplay and religion to justify their generational slave money

>>24563518

White female ape emits massive fart.

>>24563520

https://911warroom.com/kendoc/wtc-towers/wtc-cleanup/

>>24563532

Baker. Here is one of the first mentions of the illuminati and freemasonites in American history

https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Washington/06-02-02-0435

>>24563526

>>24563518

Under the U.S. Constitution (Article I, Section 8), Congress holds the sole power to formally declare war, a authority exercised 11 times against 10 countries, last in WWII. While Congress initiates war, the President, as Commander in Chief, directs the military, leading to debates over initiating conflicts without formal declarations, such as in Korea, Vietnam, and subsequent actions.

Jerusalem Authorities Warn of Escalation at Al-Aqsa Mosque

https://mobile.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/al-aqsa-security-guards-foil-attempt-by-israeli-occupiers-to-storm-mosque/3924321

>>24563553

kek fuck metric

>>24563560

Mimsy!

>>24563510

Jesus on the Drumkit

>>24563560

Ladybugs need oil

ArtIII.S2.C1.12.6 Torts Committed on Navigable Waters

https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artIII-S2-C1-12-6/ALDE_00013654/

>>24563566

how about no more faggots in government or military.

‘I Kept Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Out of the West Wing. Now I Owe Him an Apology,’ Says Former White House Adviser

For years, Katy Talento kept Robert F. Kennedy Jr. away from senior officials, managed the concerns of vaccine-skeptical parents, and trusted the public health establishment she had spent her career serving. Now she says that was a mistake.

https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/katy-talento-kept-robert-f-kennedy-jr-out-of-the-west-wing-apology-former-white-house-adviser/

>>24563419

Kek. Losers.

>>24563570

There goes a lot of the Flag O's and SE.

The gov't? complete pandemonium

>>24563518

>Iran was not seeking a nuclear weapon.

kek

>>24563583

John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten

In an unusual move, Portland Police in riot gear just showed up to the ICE building, and forced rioters off federal property.

>>24563536

that lie came from Kim Picazio when she was trying to cover up the UKRAINE CHILD TRAFFICKING out of the DC EMBASSY.

if iran didn't care about nukes they would have already signed agreements with USA, no?

the only thing Q+ doesn't want them to have is the one thing they won't agree not to develop?

then iran irgc talks big shit when they have no navy?

then fake news backs irgc play?

then Normies fall for the propaganda?

years from now we will be proven correct again again but it will barely matter like 'fine ppl on both sides' and splc

kek

>>24563605

HILLARY CLINTON-ASSOCIATE WAYANNE KRUGER ISSUES STATEMENT REGARDING HER UKRAINE BABY SALES INTERVIEW

https://www.bitchute.com/video/oVFSq6yC5SZq/

mtg tucker candace remind me sleepers are real

kek

Revisiting the Prison Industrial Complex

Authoritarian capitalism and the prison industrial complex is a two-tiered tyrannical system designed to enslave through mass incarceration.

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/revisiting-prison-industrial-complex/

>>24563613

just cancel Netflix ad Kim Kardashian

>>24563596

>>24563622

>Weightlessness did things to their breasts that were too damn distracting

kek

What’s behind lithium mining? Here’s all you need to know

Lithium mining is essential for supplying the world with batteries. But there's a dark side to it.

https://www.zmescience.com/feature-post/natural-sciences/geology-and-paleontology/rocks-and-minerals/lithium-mining-098534/

>>24563617

not field, ad hominem

Field deserves a Medal of Honor, change my mind.

>>24563620

dark to light

yt isnt working…any anon else?

>>24563430

> white hats" will need to explain once the public is seething in large enough numbers. WHY did the mil not roll in and arrest the perps within the first couple years??

Revealing the deep state plot could start WWIII.

Look what the US did to the world after.

My guess is this will remain part of the 60%.

Anyone wanting to know the truth can figure it out on their own- I need no confirmation from the gubbermint.

> WHY did the mil not roll in and arrest the perps within the first couple years??

White hats needed to avoid plan Z.

> WHY was obomba allowed 8 YEARS when his BC is clearly faked?

Obummer had control over everything, purged the military and was running the gubbermint as a criminal cartel. No justice would come until the white hats begged Trump to run.

Now the power will be returned to The People.

@206

>>24563635

>change my mind.

Harboring a fugitive.

Whether he had reasons or not, he did it.

>>24563651

stop spamming, get a hobby.

>>24563666

anons are unnamed

you acquired a name by spamming vatispam

>>24563671

no popes

>>24563667

Akiane is amazing.

>>24563356

bakersan cant stand captcha, fuck you

NOTABLES ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS

#29966 >>24563356

>>24563436 Donald J. Trump: We cannot let lunatics have a nuclear weapons (Cap 0:39)

>>24563409, >>24563412, >>24563445 When Reality and False Reality Meet, Reality Wins Everytime

>>24563386 Night Owl News Archives- 05/01/2026

>>24563441 Layoffs underway at The Daily Wire, Barrett Media confirmed

>>24563447 Former NJ Dem candidate admits forging nearly 1,000 voter registration applications

>>24563460 Toxic Effects of Glyphosate on the Nervous System: A Systematic Review (2022)

>>24563582, >>24563588, >>24563594 11.4

BAKER OUT-

>>24563430

8 year gap between when the perps had to be stopped and when the normies wold be ready to hear about it without a civil war.

>>24563679

sorry baker

captcha is not at board level, it's something added by site admins.

>>24563624

There’s something wrong with that girl.

The most educated people on the planet, are finally starting to pick up where the most intelligent left off.

Anons are light years ahead of the world.

ArtIII.S2.C1.12.6 Torts Committed on Navigable Waters

Article III, Section 2, Clause 1:

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;—to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;—to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;—to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;—to Controversies between two or more States;—between a State and Citizens of another State,—between Citizens of different States,—between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.

Maritime torts include injuries to persons,1 damages to property arising out of collisions or other negligent acts,2 product liability suits,3 and violent dispossession of property.4 Cases involving tort claims fall within admiralty jurisdiction when two requirements are met: (1) the commission or consummation of the act that gives rise to the claim occurs on navigable waters;5 and (2) the tort bears a significant relationship to traditional maritime activity.6

https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artIII-S2-C1-12-6/ALDE_00013654/

you still don't see it coming.

>>24563701

>Wait for them to push human compost harder.

>>24563697

Women used to have their babies at home. No babies got switched when the babies were born at home. No birth certificates. The baby's name and date of birth was written in the front on the Family Bible. No shots. No vaccines. Healthy babies.

>>24563716

Increased sonar in the north pacific.

>>24563618

who trust joe kent (or shawn ryan)?

kek

shills lie and whine, it is their tell

kek

>>24455444

>>24563740

>>24456632

>>24563766

why poast this retard?

He hasn't got shit other than a big mouth

and a guilty conscience.

>>24563780

>>24372988

>>24563820

>Leeches were official medicine, once.

Now they're politicians.

Bum Tiss

>>24563613

Guise, my second, and current wife, and I have been married for 21 years. She was born and raised in Iowa. My children, from my previous wife, were 15, 14, and 13-years old when we got married. My current wife is the epitome of the "American Woman"!! During her high-school years she worked in order to buy toothpaste, deodorant, and her Prom Dress. My wife is Christian, a Patriot, and may very well be the only woman that is more beautiful on the inside than her beauty exudes to to the everyday public. Yes, I married way above my skis, based on physical appearance. My friends would say to me, "Dude, she is so hot!! Why is she with you"? One evening, my buddy who was drafted by the Detroit Wings three times, was bit intoxicated, and asked my wife, "What do you see in my friend"? Her resonse, " He is really kind, honest, and he cares about the World." My wife is the "American Woman". I thank God everyday he brought her to me. Kardashians, Hollywood Starlets hold no candle to her exterior beauty, but they all fall way below the integrity of my wife!!

>>24563770clik

>>24563724

what are you planning?

some got named.

>>24563672

juseyın.

nice cat… whale.

>>24563799

check

<it is really great how the captcha stops the spam.

<<oh, wait.

Keyword

ENTERTAINMENT

Not news, entertainment.

>>24563449

>>24563840

>>24563449

>>24563441

Layoffs so they can spin company to ENTERTAINMENT, not news.

< invested in new formats, locations, and production models, our footprint there has evolved. Over the last year, we have added production staff in D.C., the Northeast, and Florida. This step allows us to focus our resources on an ambitious slate of new entertainment projects set to release this year.

Betcha everyone let go shared several demographic markers.

>>24563840

>>24563778

Remember 11-11-18 low sound waves rumblings the earth

>>24563802

There is no statute of limitations on sexual assault now. Keep up.