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File: abfb28cf07348d1⋯.png (60.66 KB,576x576,1:1,574FBA8A_A99E_4E4F_B535_58….png)

 No.328511 [Open thread]

Ever listen to yo nigga that sounded so wack, you thought he must be smokin' crack?

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 No.328518

File: ac482b42e123d2e⋯.mp4 (4.93 MB,640x360,16:9,BiznssPon.mp4)

>>328511

Meeting Board in twenty. And if anypony is more bored them me, I wanna meet them!

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 No.328601

File: 224f1665a53affc⋯.gif (1.1 MB,900x900,1:1,FloorBoardCrawlsOut.gif)

>>328511

Floor Board is okay. Wanna watch TV with her?

/* periodic hoof <-> head index/catalog kick */

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 No.328609

>>328511

what series, movies, vidya or YouTube channels would she be into?

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 No.328643

File: 5bd11f4f90f537f⋯.jpeg (24.33 KB,283x266,283:266,A006715B_CAED_46C8_93B2_B….jpeg)

>>328609

She watches "The Dark Crystal", nigga

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 No.328794

File: 38d7f33e6338f38⋯.gif (1.09 MB,1280x1024,5:4,WhatAre_Glitch.gif)

File: 224f1665a53affc⋯.gif (1.1 MB,900x900,1:1,FloorBoardCrawlsOut.gif)

Floor Bored is still best pone

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 No.328741 [Open thread]

And, we're back. No I'm not him I'm somebody else. But I think we're back and that means

1) you can post

2) but I might beat you.

No, serious, go about your day.

I'm not about to try and replace all the busted-images but for the nonce we have an image server again. The box for TOR posting is checked but I'm not sure the underlying code knows we've been "upgraded" to V.3 addresses.

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 No.328742

File: 90d8d0bea6c09fd⋯.png (394.27 KB,1028x1024,257:256,f0ce3c683267074eadd08bd385….png)

>>328741

Nope, can't TOR-post and I don't think I can do anything about that.

how are VOLs normally recruited? If TNG makes this place popular again I'll probably wish for some help deleting spam when I'm away from the computer.

Oh, and I'm sure bridgie and carrot will wander through to say hi.

hi back I'm going to bed don't set the place on fire.

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 No.328746

File: e32c3c8e71f7195⋯.png (82.13 KB,400x400,1:1,0f92932c40cedde590e54a33c6….png)

File: 0813f098d20ad35⋯.png (135.02 KB,916x680,229:170,full.png)

flag enabled.

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 No.328748

File: 326fe488a8dcb2e⋯.png (997.72 KB,723x1024,723:1024,DerpyOnABridge.png)

>>328742

>Oh, and I'm sure bridgie and carrot will wander through to say hi.

Well, howdy, CB and indeed one of us has just wandered on through to do just that. I won't make it too obvious aside from this for /pone/ is a different culture then /endpone/'s anti namefag but anti anonymous collective odd ways.

I wish you the best in running this board, your old home and trying to save it. My experience is rather limited in running boards [spoiler]well, that one I had to put to rest…[spoiler] and I don't visit 8kun often enough to help too actively at the moment but if you need advice or emergency assistance you know where to find me.

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 No.328755

File: d8970b0042b0e06⋯.jpg (32.64 KB,720x519,240:173,dessert.jpg)

An imageboard without images is a pretty sorry affair, non'?

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 No.328763

File: 0f92932c40cedde⋯.gif (7.52 MB,400x400,1:1,WhatsHerNamePones.gif)

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File: 702f7d7dd256194⋯.jpg (33.72 KB,535x766,535:766,2560239.jpg)

What amuses me is that if an image is in a somewhat recent thread, it "shows up" other places it was "forgotten"

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File: 4c4f5c3354abf62⋯.jpg (91.94 KB,739x751,739:751,typical_writefag.jpg)

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 No.328244 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Shit damn it you niggers let the writefag thread die while I was gone. Guess I'll just have to start a new one so I can dump this lengthy greentext I wrote while I was away.

>if you have a story, post it

>if you have an idea, write it

>if you don't have an idea, try pics related

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 No.328671

Anyone else doing the pastejam on ponepaste?

https://ponepaste.org/event

The premise is you write a greentext that's exactly 250 lines and post it to ponepaste. Uploaded my entry a few days ago. It'd be funny if the winner was someone who hasn't posted on /mlp/ in 7 years.

Oh hey look at that the captcha finally works.

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 No.328680

File: 92912a115336b1f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,868.71 KB,1441x1098,1441:1098,Critical_Hit.png)

>>328606

Currently writing a story trade about Discord joining an O&O session with Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity, leading to an adventure full of ballbusting.

It's shaping up to become easily the longest story I've ever written, but that's okay. The person I'm writing it for is writing a Daybreaker ballbusting fic of equal length in return. :)

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 No.328719

>once there was a nigger pony

>he spent all his money on watermelon and fried chicken

>then he overdosed on fentanyl and died

>the end

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 No.328738

>>328410

Wow, I've gotten almost nothing written since making this post. Maybe I should go ahead and write that autistic magnum opus that I should have posted to /gtpone/ two years ago.

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 No.328740

File: 30fe8285c0c33c1⋯.jpeg (762.83 KB,1500x914,750:457,MLProyals.jpeg)

>>328738

Should be considerably easier to do now that this board is no longer udderly rutterless.

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File: 842f4ba57d1f784⋯.png (722.23 KB,1426x943,62:41,1489873723550.png)

 No.286451 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

For the uninitiated https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestria

Do you like it? Do you not like it? Opinions on it? Favorite side fic?

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 No.328630

File: 62c4894028525a7⋯.jpg (131.64 KB,663x1024,663:1024,lilPip_dodgesLsrFr.jpg)

Are back to needing to pour hooffuls of sunfire onto the board's catalog at times?

Have a running Lil'Pip while I kick the board in the head.

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 No.328644

havn't had time to read the main story, but everyone should definitely check out Fallout Equestria; The Chrysalis. Its a serious story without memes and dumbfuckery, and it gets extremely compelling by their characters. It starts off slow in the first 3 chapters, until they recruit the other characters. The story really beginns at chapter 8, when they recruit the most badass mercenary you've ever come across in any story, I can promise you that. Thats a fucking promise.

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 No.328684

So, who-all reinstalled Fallout to review the inspirational material?

I just recently cleared Dead Money, which was largely the basis for FoE Canterlot. No Grand Pegasus Enclave blowing it up when you leave, but "you'd never be able to find this place again" So, once through and don't forget anything, just like Little Pip's Canterlot run.

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 No.328690

File: 1e6d455855613e5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,85.3 KB,1199x699,1199:699,LilP_HaveBeenDecv.jpg)

Sometimes you just have to find out for yourself what all the hype was about.

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 No.328721

File: 94b0489c578b753⋯.jpg (794.24 KB,3000x2000,3:2,LilPip_Trains.jpg)

File: cbdb73d3e631a82⋯.png (1.38 MB,1555x1166,1555:1166,FoE_steampunk.png)

head canon: Little Pip was born male, but surgically altered before the age of 4, so s/he doesn't remember it.

This helps explain several details of how the pony reacts to problems, and why there is lust for the female form.

However of course this detracts from the chances there is a timeline with a mrs. calamity. So maybe it would be better if she was a mare that just needed to be screwed until straight again.

You might think Calamity or one of the Talons would … comment on the on-display axe wound. But consider how piss-poor the disguises on the show have been, leading to DWK's comment about "Hood Autism". Ponies seem to just believe what they see.

It's also possible I suppose that Stable #2's autodoc was an amazing sculptor but … No. No it isn't actually possible.

Nevermind, Hood autism, that's the way.

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File: 40918b6b45d2db0⋯.png (1.12 MB,1000x1000,1:1,37335505_p1.png)

 No.328700 [Open thread]

Are you guys still alive?

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 No.328703

File: 2ed1308f636ab08⋯.png (4.72 MB,2900x2500,29:25,ColdOutsideNoKindOfAtmosph.png)

File: 21103dc6525f694⋯.jpg (1.45 MB,2880x1400,72:35,Ponythng.jpg)

File: 4f22fea0f608db4⋯.jpg (135.88 KB,1024x576,16:9,GreatAuntTia.jpg)

>>328702

lacking ponies

But the sun is out more often than not so I guess that's okay.

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 No.328704

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 No.328705

File: c1c41e68f705f29⋯.jpg (23.8 KB,700x350,2:1,Picnic.jpg)

fake Q bots? Why are we so interesting?

Unless real-life friendships are breaking slaves out of the network.

Ponies: they might save your life!

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 No.328707

File: 360ebb2c15843b4⋯.png (90.73 KB,453x373,453:373,1606761225906.png)

>>328705

I'm not a bot, just wondering if this place is as active as /mlp/. Fucking captchas won't let me post shit.

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 No.328708

>>328705

if I can get get you to talk about mlp, I might be able to talk about me trying to bring a brethren moons that wants to fuck me into real life, also like the porn some of these niggers have come up with over the years, only place you can get shit written just because some nigger wanted to

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File: fb4eee283bf0bba⋯.png (273.26 KB,2048x2048,1:1,horsea.png)

 No.327116 [Open thread]

I can't draw

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 No.328255

File: 34e1f34b131bf84⋯.png (204.81 KB,1044x689,1044:689,ponee.PNG)

>>328238

Thanks anon. I've been practicing for some time now, just thought i post something less polished for this thread.

>>328240

So, is this a proper drawthread now?

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 No.328361

File: 352544c30a96204⋯.jpg (344.37 KB,1404x1053,4:3,plantation.jpg)

>>327116

I can't either so I just photoshop already existing images together

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 No.328423

File: 1c6649ce3a3c008⋯.jpeg (6.6 KB,195x259,195:259,42ED86EA_8A8D_41BF_982C_0….jpeg)

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 No.328472

File: f069589b1b9c43b⋯.png (184.34 KB,1149x912,383:304,drawing.png)

>>327116

me either

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 No.328699

File: 3ebf1e461527a0b⋯.png (129.52 KB,859x574,859:574,Dahling.png)

I am likewise talentless.

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File: 52a92115ee6a122⋯.png (189.29 KB,1280x950,128:95,IWTCIF.png)

 No.327556 [Open thread]

Chciałbym zaimpregnować fluttershy.

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 No.327558

File: 0792800a79e0659⋯.webm (339.78 KB,480x360,4:3,[Muffled Cheeki Breeki in….webm)

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 No.328585

>>327556

>kopyta

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 No.328649

>>327556

ja tyż

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 No.328677

ja nie za bardzo

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 No.328697

oddajcie mi muj /flutter/ chuje

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File: 5d4c92f68283862⋯.png (871.09 KB,1024x768,4:3,78391 - Drink angel angel_….png)

 No.294338 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Greetings, fellow mares. What do you think of the new and upcoming human movie that is up and coming? How do you like the cast lineup and the special guests? Will we see the return of longtime heroes like Andrew Jackson to go up against current season villians like George Soros? I for one, am certainly excited to see it. Even though it is a cartoon for little colts, my special somepony and I will be going to the cinema to see it in glorious 16 mm film, because as you know, that is currently the most advanced technology us ponies have.

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 No.321879

File: 5614c3a9a73f873⋯.png (9.04 KB,307x156,307:156,Humanfags, this is your mi….png)

Get off the internet, make some friends, get a coltfriend, etc.

We have the princess of friendship for a reason

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 No.326395

File: 70956ae15e456e8⋯.jpeg (108.57 KB,720x550,72:55,saving private thread.jpeg)

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 No.328125

File: 89e845830fb6ef7⋯.jpg (94.64 KB,707x1000,707:1000,a.jpg)

I like humans because they're so easy to draw. I could never get hooves right, but fingers are just five little tubes around the palm. I think that's an important part to what made the series so accessible for all kinds of creative ponies.

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 No.328444

I wish they'd stop with the re-runs. We've read these simulated discussions already – I thought there were ponies discussing new things today.

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 No.328670

File: ded1d3405ffe1ca⋯.png (86.9 KB,395x354,395:354,ClipboardImage.png)

>>328125

I know, right! And you can convey so much with just hand signals alone, it's so cool!

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File: 237e8c8e3e9b559⋯.png (273.78 KB,654x368,327:184,844ABEDC_A6B1_428E_893D_64….png)

 No.328659 [Open thread]

I knew that board was pretty dead, but I’m honestly surprised that none of you faggots even showed for such a historic occasion, if only to mourn G4.

I won’t post any spoilers in here in terms of images, for those that want to remain unspoiled (I planned to avoid it, but was fucked through YouTube thumbnails), I ask that everyone do the same, for those adamant on waiting to see their first glimpse of G5 when the film actually comes out.

And yes, I did lazily copy paste all the rest of this thread from /mlp/. At least I proactive enough to actually make a thread.

Since the investor event is just going to be streamed on Vimeo, figured it might be >fun to have a watch party on ye olde cytube, so here you go.

Was also thinking of streaming an hour of old pony videos before the investor event starts, so feel free to post pony videos you'd like to see (got a couple in mind already). Also feel free to suggest potential emotes and discuss anything else stream related.

Another thread will be posted Thursday morning before the old pony vidoes start.

Hope to see you there! Or not, it's understandable.

>when should I be there?

Feb. 25th at 10am ET (New York/Florida time), an hour earlier for pony videos

>where it gonna be at?

https://ponepaste.org/4122

>wait what's all this stuff about g5?

>slowpone.png

see this post >>36584846 → # and >>36590973 → # to catch up

also some good info in this thread >>36581356 → #

>what if I just want to watch it by myself?

https://vimeo.com/event/680121

https://vimeo.com/50983903Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.328662

File: 492b0db9450f07b⋯.png (62.19 KB,932x594,466:297,9DEEF4DA_35B8_41AE_86C2_9A….png)

>>328660

>>328661

>

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 No.328664

File: 8487e67330ecf92⋯.png (565.18 KB,1961x878,1961:878,2556605_safe_artist_colon_….png)

LORD COCKS, MASTER OF WIZARDS, WILL SUPERCHARGE THE MARE PUSSY

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File: a732f661ac59523⋯.mp4 (7.47 MB,640x360,16:9,Days_Gone_By.mp4)

 No.328608 [Open thread]

New Year's bros. Haha remember that pony show we all used to unironically watch? Lol yeah that was wild.

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 No.328622

File: fe40e6d14ab1558⋯.png (129.32 KB,353x221,353:221,1584486875999.png)

>>328608

I still unironically watch the show. I'm even watching g1 and g2 regularly. I only jerk off to pony porn and get most of my reading from fimfiction. Goddamn I hate being an autist, but I love these equines so much. You better be fucking praying to Princess Celestia.

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 No.328623

>>328622

I've seen every episode once, and a small handful twice. Haven't watched the show at all since it ended. Also I make a point of not fapping to ponies anymore and at this point I pretty much only dig into my /pone/ folder to make people mad. I've tried pretty hard to move on, but I still check this dead fucking board at least once per day.

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 No.328628

File: 1e98c5f1f48f341⋯.webm (11.86 MB,850x360,85:36,MyImmortal.webm)

>>328608

Still is, bro.

It still is.

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File: 573869801ae9302⋯.png (1.03 MB,4727x4626,4727:4626,FB1ECC1F32A76B39AC7679F4F5….png)

 No.328605 [Open thread]

My wife Rarity is so cute

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 No.328612

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 No.328616

i masturbate to highly realistic drawings of little girls

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 No.328620

>>328616

i masturbate to highly realistic drawings of horses

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File: 0470659c1632833⋯.jpg (32.26 KB,255x400,51:80,IMG_0041.JPG)

 No.328488 [Open thread]

I REALLY DO LOVE YOU TRACER

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 No.328548

File: 2c025a0cb352831⋯.png (1.13 MB,601x1224,601:1224,2c025a0cb35283180c71f2686e….png)

>>328546

> is in psyop

butt was it gehy?

^^^^^

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 No.328549

File: 18b8362dc45e066⋯.png (532.07 KB,1024x551,1024:551,18b8362dc45e066afb0f785a45….png)

tredeau is spreading retarded

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 No.328550

File: 49c3a6e442879cf⋯.png (232.21 KB,490x367,490:367,49c3a6e442879cf3b30bd233c0….png)

tredeau is spreading retarded>>328549

>

>

>tredeau is spreading retarded

look

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 No.328554

File: f3229dbcba14c7f⋯.jpg (725.79 KB,1920x1080,16:9,IMG_4231.JPG)

better fappenings

better toppings

better pizza

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 No.328595

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>>328554

>better fappenings

>better toppenings

>better pizzanings

fix'd

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 No.328565 [Open thread]

what the fuck is even that?!

why did they did this?

did they like cute ponies or did they don't like cute ponies?

I cannot handle this existing, its so annoying.

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 No.328567

File: c4066426fc6f71d⋯.png (305.7 KB,1600x1901,1600:1901,EEP_.png)

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 No.328568

File: d3187979f47f991⋯.jpg (64 KB,1036x772,259:193,oopd.jpg)

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 No.328569

File: 870b4579b7442a3⋯.png (136.89 KB,800x781,800:781,dashrug.png)

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 No.328570

File: 639ab6bcc7ff5e6⋯.gif (1.25 MB,500x429,500:429,R_not_amused.gif)

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 No.328571

File: c0f37c54f942d32⋯.png (160.79 KB,600x445,120:89,watcha_got_there.png)

>>328570

THAT?!

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 No.328558 [Open thread]

Gonna cry?

Gonna piss your pants maybe?

Maybe…..Shit and cum?

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 No.328559

File: a85dcf7a589d48d⋯.jpeg (105.4 KB,585x586,585:586,026E0225_1A47_4C61_90DD_6….jpeg)

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 No.328560

File: 573086728442ddd⋯.jpeg (87.1 KB,665x627,35:33,631CCA7C_3FC4_4916_BADF_3….jpeg)

>>328559

What if I strapped you on a chair and jerked you off 'til you cum.

How about that, faggot?

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 No.328561

File: 785e13ff3d8ae38⋯.jpeg (20.91 KB,256x292,64:73,9B499700_6234_47E1_9B37_4….jpeg)

>>328560

ohh, HARDER DADDY!

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 No.328562

File: d0679fcca64a272⋯.jpg (23.15 KB,320x240,4:3,zombietrain.jpg)

File: 1ee0bb3e1ed5bc5⋯.png (4.56 KB,224x204,56:51,xmas_av.png)

Not entirely sure this content deserves overlooking the tripfagging, but it is … something, that Delta Vee seems to have arrived here via the ZalgoZone, but her trip is dead, so that checks out, actually.

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 No.328778

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File: e84426fa6b7157b⋯.jpg (989.42 KB,1800x1633,1800:1633,CanIt.jpg)

last time I replied by saging a very old thread, the images were never "noticed"

I wonder if it was because it's very old, or the software around here only processes "new" posts' images.

Sorry for the off-topic posting but the thread has run its course anyway.

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 No.328524 [Open thread]

Anon In Equestria. And The Unexplored Regions of The West, Semi Colonised by Wild Bat Ponies And Fantastical Monsters

(Full title did not fit in the subject field, and AIEATUROTWSCBWBPAFM does not roll of the tongue as well)

Writefag here. Kinda fell off the chan wagon after 8chan /pone/ died, but after some contemplation I've decided I want to write another story. I know this board is dead but so is AIE on 4chan, so I figure why not contribute some OC?

The story is a lose continuation of the Red CYOA from 8chan, but with at a different time at a different place, with different characters. It requires no previous knowledge and is made to be a standalone.

Excuse the quality, and breach of tradition. This time around It's no CYOA, It's more a way for me to squirt whatever's in my head on a canvas, without blowing my brains out.

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 No.328530

>>328529

The breath of consciousness blew it's hideous morning breath upon you as you desperately tried to cling onto dreams of real beds and central heating, but it was a futile effort. A couple of seconds longer the images stayed in your mind, that would have to do.

A bad night's rest is indescribably better than no rest at all. Your thoughts finally started flowing normally, not through the misty haze of sleeplessness.

The first thing that hit you was the smell. The small underground hovel, no bigger than one of those one-room nuclear bunkers from the 60s, all reaked of a fine blend of mold, mud, blood, wet fur and waste. Had this been the first time you've smelled one of these creatures, no doubt you would have emptied your stomach content right then and there. The aftertaste of the reeked you consumed last night sure didn't help. You could only be thankful that you've acclimated to the misery of this place.

Scanning the little cave more thoroughly, thanks to the aid of the rising sun, you could make more out. In your corner was the pile of strewn hay, further in was the rubble the resident of this cave called cabinets. And behind those was a small pile of collected trinkets and assorted nick nacks. Everything from what looked to be burned out radio equipment, to trophy bones was all lumped unceremoniously into a pile. It would probably net a dollar or so in scrap. At least you could admire that about these beasts, they were not concerned with the rat race pursuit of wealth. But if that came from some internal understanding of what's truly important in life, or complete disregard for their own well-being was anyone's guess. The exceptionally rare bats you've actually talked to were all too disturbed, or mentally occupied to concern themselves with the likes of you. So you've never really sat down and talked to one of them.

As you got up, your head hit a dull clang of metal, looking up and nursing your head you see the owner of this hole tangled into the roots of the roof, still sleeping. No wonder, they were a lot less active at day, which was good, cause you had no intentions of sticking around. The smell emanating from this hole, and you at this point was too Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.328531

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The rest of the village was sleepy with the coming sun too. Though some pairs of eyes could clearly be seen in the darkness of their holes. They were watching you, but not approaching. You ignored the following slit eyes, they wouldn't attack, not on their land.

Making your way through the shittiest excuse for a village you had ever seen, you were soon on your way to the beach. Sea monsters or not, you desperately needed to liberate yourself from over six distinct layers of shit, mud and blood. You had shit yourself in these pants at least twice, one from bad food and one from a unexpected visit in the middle of the night. You were way past the luxury of feeling shame over your current state. From your point of view, anything not covered in poop didn't belong here.

Nearing the water you noticed the soles in your shoes moving, cramping and wrinkling underneath your footsteps. A sure sign that they would give out sometime in the future, you wondered just how fucked you would be if you were suddenly shoe less, this caused a ping of panic which you chose to ignore.

You sang a prayer to whoever god hated this place the least as you undressed in front of the beach, you had no idea what was in the ocean. But the amount of bones washed up wasn't a good sign. Thankfully all the bones were old and sun-bleached. Perhaps whatever had fed on the local population had moved on? In any case, the desire of ridding yourself of all this muck and filth had outweighed the risk of being eaten by sea monsters days ago.

You started on yourself, using the water to wash away the layers of misery felt magical. It was like shedding skin, if your skin smelled like boiling sewage. You quickly found several scratches and bruises on your shins and hands, one particularly nasty one on the inside of your right pinky finger was clearly infected. You groaned in frustration as you continued cleaning the rest of your stuff as best you could.

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 No.328532

>>328531

Standing chest high in the water washing your sleeping bag was very therapeutic, it was an experience you could compare to normal life back home. You found great joy in picking out rocks, leaves, clumps of dirt and branches. Each piece of dirt removed was easier on your back. Each fingernail cleared of shit, a wave of freshness. After cleaning your latest pair of soiled underwear you felt a sort of calm and accomplishment you hadn't felt in a long time.

Although you felt alone, you were not, trailing you from the village was a predator, one who had been bested by your surprise belly rub technique. And was now rapidly approaching your location. On flat surfaces, bats will combine a gallop with big swooping wing flaps to ease their weight, making them silent runners.

The pursuer halted by the waterline and looked straight up as she shouted, it was almost like she was addressing an invisible, heavenly audience instead of you.

>"Watch out! Water in the ocean watch out! Come! You have to come! Get out of the water it's dangerous!"

You had a look around. The water was clear and smooth as glass, you had already been there for half an hour or so, so you felt pretty comfortable you were safe. With a raised hand to cup your voice you shouted back.

"Why don't you make me?"

The bat pony looked like it was struck by lightening, the statement supercharged her, and she would chase declines in the water's waves to no avail in trying to reach you.

Looking around panicked she jumped into the water and dog-paddled her way over to you. The weight of her armor holding her down, made it so only her snout breached water as she fought against the waves towards you. She tried snapping and grabbing at hands and fingers but were so out of her element she provided little threat, you'd simply push her head back away from you as her fangs snapped desperately for something to connect to.

You felt bad for the manic creature. Was it a sense of honor? Pride? You couldn't say, but they clearly operated on a different set of morals.

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 No.328533

>>328532

It clearly wasn't, but you were annoyed with the interruption, you were actually not in a state of total misery before this thing came along

>"Sheh. Never scared… Of water… Scared of being left in water.."

The bat pony forced out between pants

>"Die in water, not in soil… Bad Mojo… Won't come back from the earth… But trapped in water… Drowned forever.."

So it was superstition after all. That still didn't explain the bones though.

"What caused all this?"

You gesture to all the bones half buried in the sand. Most probably already returning to this beach as sand.

>"I don't know."

She rolled back onto all fours

>"Bold beyond measure this land was seized by us, horde after horde, legion after legion we sharpened our fangs on the throats of their babies! Monsters lived here once, we live here now. Bones remind us of their martyrdom"

You were taken aback. Never before had you heard a bat communicate this fluently. Most all of them speak Equestrian cave-man, or is too spun up to condensate with.

"You speak the language pretty good. Who are you anyway?"

You wanted to thank her for letting you so unceremoniously crash on her bed last night, but you knew what these things would do if they mistook kindness for weakness.

>"Sealed. I was tutored by outsiders, so I know their lounge well. "

What a ridiculous name for someone who hates water.

>"What are you? Why were you in the water?!"

The second question seemed more pertinent than the first, at least by her tone of voice.

"I was cleaning myself I've had SHIT running down my LEG for almost a week, Sealed. I've been avoiding the water because the locals do it, but now that I know it's just your superstition, I feel like the idiot!"

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 No.328534

>>328533

>"You don't wanna drown forever don't do it!"

You ignored her warning completely

"Why are you following me around anyway?."

The bat pony, looked to the side for a second, contemplating

>"You're a newthing. I wanted to drink your blood!"

At least she was honest

"Of course, how about you stay the fuck away from me, and I won't kick your head clean off your shoulders?"

She shook her head, almost looking offended. If such creatures had the capacity.

>"No treaties. I was asking nicely!"

She flashed you a biig toothy grin, curved fangs on full display, like curtains marking the entrance to hell. You were not interested. One nick from those on any of your main arteries and you'd be dead in minutes.

You silently shook your head as you finished cleaning your stuff. It was clear Sealed wasn't interested in a fight, but she still wouldn't leave.

After you had 6packed up you waved the batty goodbye and headed further in west, as you were supposed to.

But the issue was not yet resolved, you could hear two pairs of hooves following you. Normally, could only hear these Bat Ponies from them speaking to themselves, if you could register the noise of their footfall, it was an intentional act of psychological warfare.

You knew she was following you, and you knew she knew. You didn't wanna play her stupid games so you dropped your backpack, spun 180 degrees around and sat down on it. Hands resting on your thighs, this time making direct eye contact, stopping her dead in her tracks.

You knew this was their way of challenging someone, you kept staring her down, trying your best not to blink. Preparing your body and mental for a fight. Would she lift off? If so you should run to the ocean and drag her under. Would she charge? You could plant her head in the sand with a well-timed stomp. Would she-

submission

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