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Oh fucking damnit just when I'd given up and edited the pastebin to say it was dead.
"Uh, what are the Elements of Harmony again?"
>six looks falling somewhere within the range of the "is-this-faggot-retarded glare" fall upon you
>Rainbow Dash actually facehoofs
"You know, the little jewel things we used to save Equestria like… a million times?"
"Twice."
"Look, keeping up on the news is hard."
"The point is, we use them to beat big evil magic things."
"I don't know what's in the forest, but we probably don't stand a chance without the Elements."
"Well, that does sound fairly important."
"But they're in Canterlot, which means we gotta trek up a mountain, pick our way through the most populated city in Equestria, find the Elements, and trek back down the mountain. If we only got three days to save everyone, I don't think we should be wastin' precious time like that."
>Twilight frowns
"The Elements aren't a waste of time."
<"W-well…"
>discussion stops as Fluttershy dares to speak up
<"I-I mean… Even if we can't save everyone… we'll at least save everyone who hasn't already been bit… I mean… if that's not too mean…"
>damn
>a ruthlessly logical point for the shy little pegasus
"Look, I still don't exactly get these Element things, but it sounds like we kind of need them if we want to not die."
"Ha! I win! Here, just to make everyone happy, I'll just zip up to Canterlot and get them myself. We'll be in the forest in, like, an Post too long. Click here to view the full text.