/pone/ - My Little Pony

>>329066

test

>>329057

Good Celestia, buck! First off, we have a thread for pr0n, secondly, that's a terrible image.

AI? It has a predilection for slapping two-legger's nether lips onto ponies because it has never seen a superior mare's backside.

There is nothing enticing or interesting about this badly drawn slit, and you should feel uninteresting and ugly for posting it here.

>>329051

But death to niggers most of all.

>>329046

Not now

>>328410

Wow, I've gotten almost nothing written since making this post. Maybe I should go ahead and write that autistic magnum opus that I should have posted to /gtpone/ two years ago.

Hi. Idk if anyone here remembers this, but I'm the fag who hijacked the suicide thread in 2015 and turned it into a big autistic greentext. And then I wrote a bigger and more autistic sequel to it on /gtpone/, which of course no longer exists. I have written a threequel which is much more autistic but also much shorter. I posted it on ponepaste already and I'm just going to link to it in this thread.

https://ponepaste.org/9354

There it is, that's the story. The ponepaste there has links to the first and second stories right up at the top. You might remember the first one.

I'd also like to say that if you're an old /pone/ writefriend lurking the board for memories' sake, you should really migrate your old greentexts to ponepaste. As far as I can tell I'm the only one who's done so, and pastebin has really cracked down on pony stories, to the point where they don't show up in the search, you can't publicly post new ones, and a bunch of old ones have already been forcibly set to private. I know a couple chapters from the old Red CYOA are missing due to this.

Anyway, that's all. I'll see you /pone/rs in Equestria some day.

>>329039

I only have the vaguest memory, and it mostly doesn't sound like something I would read.

That's the best thing most say about my writing; the rest say I'm a pile of filth and the character spew on the screen is trash that they're trying to burn off their retinas by reading something healthy because it has more sex and swear words that what I wrote down.

Except this one time. Somebody in /gtpone/ said "you really set a tone with this one"

Which I think was a compliment.

I don't know if I have a ponerpaste account or not, actually. But it won't affect me because my pastes are unlisted anyway. Because I wouldn't want to accidentally burn somepony's cornea trying to damage their retina with recycled photons.

So, this >GT is in the style of a romance novel, and keeps switching POV characters, between the male and female chars.

https://pastebin.com/ggmSn3Am

A hundred years later, they officially break up

>https://pastebin.com/wBVkfqEs

all from the mare's perspective.

Crap. I've probably already posted these somewhere during the long, lonely years this thread has been here.

I'd post my newer stuff, FoE or the experimental not-pony equine stuff, but I honestly don't think anypony here cares, so I expect I won't.

>>329042

Huh, I thought I lurked /gtpone/ fairly regularly, but I don't remember any stories about beer pones.