a15254 No.6018 [View All]
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a15254 No.10166
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a15254 No.10203
>>10161
>get Murano Crosscabriolet
>donk it
>paint it yellow/red, wrap it with Hulkamania vinyls
>put on a couple of triggering bumper stickers such as one for Trump, one asking for the illegalization of driverless cars, and another one that says something similar to "This machine kills Teslas"
>Roll up to a Cars and Coffee meet
>Do a burnout right at the end
Congratulations, you will be about to exhaust all known salt reserves that are currently stored by Jalopnik and you could not give two shits
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a15254 No.10209
>>10203
I think you won't just deplete Jalopnik's salt reserves, but at least half the world's reserves.
Best part is that you can have a few bumpers and swap stickers depending on who you intend to butthurt. Like one with a set of yiff and legalize weed stickers
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a15254 No.10227
>>10203
Trump wouldn't ever mutilate a priceless classic, like that, though, so obvious troll would be obvious.
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a15254 No.10238
>>10227
Nowadays people argue before checking if it's a troll so you'll be fine
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a15254 No.10252
>>10238
That's just low-energy.
Why would you go around trolling with low-energy? You'd be more energetic, calling yourself a proud fascist in front on a college campus. Wasteful!
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a15254 No.10259
>>10252
I'd rather not because then I'd probably get beaten up by a bunch of fat lesbians, all filmed vertically on an iphone, and autists on the internet will use me as an excuse for whatever they do.
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a15254 No.10262
>>10259
>beaten up
>by a bunch of fat lesbians
You're not Anthony Burch.
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a15254 No.10265
>>10262
tbh a hambeast launched at even only a few mph would probably squash me flat
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a15254 No.10281
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a15254 No.10282
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a15254 No.10283
>>10281
>>10282
Gross. All of them are gross. That poor Delorean.
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a15254 No.10286
>>10282
>Those shit oversized wheels on the Stratos
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a15254 No.10288
>>10281
>>10282
they're asking for a third nuke
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a15254 No.10300
>>10265
Is it really you, Anthony?
You should really eat some meat.
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a15254 No.11243
>>8893
Yeah, it kinda looks like an even boxier, 80s version of the original delorean.
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a15254 No.12180
>>10281
>>10282
Some of those are pretty good
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a15254 No.12191
>>10281
>>10282
Reminds me of the loli van. You know the one.
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a15254 No.12217
>>6378
Furries wonder why they're laughed at.
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a15254 No.12243
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a15254 No.12516
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a15254 No.12530
>>6239
>a nice car perfectly good stock
>red candy paint
>throwing some 22s" on there
>shitty chrome plating
I hate everything about niggers.
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a15254 No.12734
>>6018
>has a fathead of a biohazard symbol on his hood
>his car says "Zombie Response Vehicle" in three places
>has three fucking antennas on the back of his car
I hope he crashes Jesus fuck why?
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a15254 No.12735
>>12734
Didn't mean to sage
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a15254 No.12746
>>6336
That car is the equivalent of going to see a documentary about the aesthetic of pimps and gangbangers only to find out it's actually a furry brazilian porno.
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a15254 No.12749
>>10281
STOP THIS NONSENSE
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a15254 No.12752
>>8827
Stock is the only way to drive a car. Otherwise you're compensating for your shit taste in cars.
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a15254 No.12755
>>12752
What If I want to put a regular 2010 Polo bumper on my agry faced 2016 Polo GTI?
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380f1f No.13412
I'll just leave this here…
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a69887 No.13414
>>13412
That's not really cringe, it's more sad/funny.
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d22caa No.13416
>>6286
>inb4 they replace it with a donk for diversity purposes
WE WUZ TIME TRAVELLERS N SHEEIT DAWG
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8c7677 No.13432
>>13412
I don't know if these people actually think they are cool or if they do this as a joke. I'm sure there are people on both sides but there must be a majority.
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a5b9a2 No.13469
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007a8c No.13778
Someone did this, and was proud of it.
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007a8c No.13779
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c07fdc No.13783
>>13778
>>13779
Movie/TV show/advertisement vehicle?
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e3cfc4 No.14397
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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e0e170 No.14398
>>14397
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Indeed
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d9df89 No.14399
>>14397
I can't feel my lungs holy shit this is a joke right?
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7aa9ad No.14401
>>14399
It was posted on 31 of march so it has to be an april fools joke.
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278488 No.14404
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Video is in russian, but the instructions are clear anyway.
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95ccd3 No.14405
>>14404
You seem to have put this in the wrong thread. This is the cringe thread, and that video's pretty fucking neat.
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0df780 No.14611
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7fc284 No.14612
>>14611
If the kids love it, go for it.
I know someone who could no longer pass car inspection due to rust. Instead of scrapping the car, she just removed the battery and told kids to go wild with it. That car still stands on its own wheels in a backyard corner. It could be startable, it drove there itself there. Kids play in it for 3 years now, and they still love it. Interior is absoloutely thrashed and reminds more of playground's sandpit, the bootlid is not completely closable, and there are multiple balls and potatoes in exaust. The car is Opel Astra F baby-sized hatchback.
Kids agree that they could not get a better toy. After all, what gets more "real car-like" than a real car?
I realy wana get that car for myself and the woman that owns it refused to sell it for 3 buyers alreadyIt would make a great rallycross car
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0df780 No.14613
>>14612
The minion goggles are actually just a removable windshield cover, without that it's a regular yellow Honda n600. Seeing it just brought my mind immediately to this thread.
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92f8c8 No.14666
My 2000 Mazda 323f got sent away from diagnotics because "We do not work with cars that old"
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0d1e11 No.14668
>>14666
I read:
>your OBD is too old so we can't work with basic mechanics without electronic assistance we don't want to screw it up and pay you damages
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6fb220 No.14698
>>14668
>>14666
That doesn't make any sense. OBDII was standardized in 1996, and literally every car made since then uses it.
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c3082d No.14700
Plastic bumpers in contrasting colors are back. THEY AGED SO WELL IN THE 90'S WHY NOT TRY AGAIN?
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013fdf No.14708
>>14700
fuck off m8, plastic bumpers may look ugly, but they absorbed impacts much better than solid metal ones, scuffs came off if you just rubbed your dry hand on it a few times, and were a hell of a lot cheaper to replace. There's a reason most commercial vehicles produced today still use 'em, and that's because they're more of a convenience for someone who needs to drive great distances without that much care.
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