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 No.663 [Last50 Posts]

Hello /mtt/ friends..

I am Dakifamily anon..

A man who is planning to replace his parents with goat dakimakuras (see image)

for more info, I have finally completed a pdf document with everything there is to know

(not that you'd want to)

http://jmp.sh/oXOXLth

pls no bully

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 No.665

I think you'd be better liked at the garbage dump.

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 No.672

Looks pretty detailed, but you forgot one necessary thing to do:

http://www.spellsofmagic.com/coven_ritual.html?ritual=1642&coven=557

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 No.674

So THIS is what happens when you have too much determination.

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 No.705

>Toriel… Asgore.. Asrtiel…

>Asrtiel

>Asritel

anon

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 No.713

>>674

determination becomes autism? breakthrough of the fucking century

breakthrough of 201X more like

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 No.716

>neet life

>has a job

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 No.739

>>705

Yeah yeah.. I accidentally the spelling

(It'll be fixed in the next revision)

>>716

The point was that I was a socially inept loser…

Plus.. Would anyone really want to admit to working at McDonald's?

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 No.740

>>739

>>716

(But yeah.. Probably should have checked my definitions)

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 No.774

>>663

At least share the daki design when you get them

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 No.780

>>774

Don't worry, I'll definately be sharing the designs :^)

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 No.1341

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Is Dakifag actually doing this?

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 No.1342

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>>1341

Wow that's cute.

10/10 would cuddle.

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 No.1346

>>672

The thought of it, imagining it makes me laugh.

> angels are real

> some human is autistic for Undertale

> performs ritual

> summonings succeed even when humans don't really notice and they end up thinking it's all fiction

> be Azrael

> be summoned AGAIN

> fyl this is the >200th human that summoned you for no real reason only because of this stupid ass game

> you are basically death, and have better things to do than entertain some random human's autism

> every time you get distracted by shit like this, some human souls who's bodies just died suffer and everyone's gonna blame you

> used to be honoured when humans named characters/people after you or based them off you

> random summoning thing was already bad for 3-4 centuries now

> Undertale makes you wanna kill yourself

> but you weren't a mortal to begin with. For you the ride really never ends.

The only thing he'd be thinking is "Why!"

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 No.1352

>>1341

holy shit

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 No.1361

>>1346

What a time to be alive.

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 No.1365

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>some tea (not sure which kind Asgore and Toriel would drink though… :/)

If you want to go full autism mode I would recommend dandelion tea because it's made from yellow flowers. But be aware that it tastes really bitter. But at least it has some positive side effects

Other alternatives:

>chamomile

White flower; but makes you a bit sleepy, maybe a dream-inducing state, and my tip is to look for Chamomile Citrus teas because they taste great and leave a certain "freshness" feeling

>Chrysanthemum tea

Yellow flower; tastes a bit shitty but is used in Chinese medicine agains flu and sore throat

>White tea

Looks actually a bit yellow-ish when boiled, tastes really good 8/10 tea

>ginger lemon tea

Tastes extremely good, has a yellow lemon and the ginger adds a really nice, subtle spice to it. It helps to loose weight too

NEVER EVER use sugar in your teas. The best is to leave it out completely, but if you really need some more sweetness you americuck, use at least honey

t. Tea-expert

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 No.1367

>>1341

That ain't me

I'm gonna custom commission and get better material than the stuff at artscow

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 No.1368

>>1365

Thx anon

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 No.1370

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>>1365

> use at least honey

I'm allergic to honey.

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 No.1371

>>1365

Doesn't peppermint cure bloating by making you take a gigashit?

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 No.1372

>>1370

bad luck m8 :/

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 No.1412

>>1370

Honey is just an alternative stopgap if you really are no decent human being. If you are you do not sweeten your tea and thus destroy it's effect.

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 No.1413

>>1371

Basically yes. If you have constipation it's good to drink Peppermint tea, too. It relieves any belly aches and makes your digestion work properly again. Great gift from the nature.

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 No.1427

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this fucking thread

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 No.1724

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Kek, I already have a husband at this point. Pics related, get jealous, OP.

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 No.1742

>>1724

keep your cancer here

your thread was so bad it 404'd everyone

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 No.1750

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>>1724

You remind me of a beardless Jontron for some reason.

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 No.1751

>>1750

A horror that should never exist.

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 No.1759

>>1724

>jealous

>with shit tier husbando

I can live :^))))

>>1750

is that Nambona890?

( ° ʖ °)

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 No.1763

>>1759

a faggot?

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 No.1770

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>>1750

I've gained weight, I've been having a bad depression period ever since around September. Excuse me for being fucking ugly.

Here's a pic for when I thought I was rather pretty.

>>1759

It's only shit tier if it's Papyrus (He's too cute and innocent I could never fuck the daylight out of him… maybe.)

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 No.1779

>>1770

I don't know what the fuck that creature is supposed to be but it should be put in the gas chamber ASAP

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 No.1780

>>1770

>posting name and showing cleavage

You know what to do at this point Anon.

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 No.1848

Just a quick update…..

THE SHEKELS ARE IN THE BANK

I REPEAT

THE SHEKELS ARE IN THE BANK

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

I am to receive more lots of money from various relatives…

MERRY XMAS :^)

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 No.1852

how does chara fit into your master plan

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 No.1858

>>1848

Are you going to buy a tulpa now, or are you going to wait for your bday.

And has you wrote you suspected, having a tulpa in your plan, I thought this thread may help you (though many of the anons here may have gone off the deep end):

http://www.uboachan.net/x/res/1080.html

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 No.1871

>>1848

You better take pictures if you actually go through with this

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 No.1874

>>1858

I'm probably gonna start the comission process in january, however I'll be comissioning a regular lewd or two first just to make sure the artists are good w/ proportion and shit and to get used to the comission process

>>1871

Don't worry m8..

I will :^)

I'll be covering my face though

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 No.1875

>>1874

Whoops, forgot namefag

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 No.1923

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>>1724

OOOOOOOH IT'S THE END OF WORLDS AS WE KNOW IT

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 No.1946

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Jesus christ, op. Well goodluck with that I guess.

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 No.5697

>>663

Is Daki-Family Anon kill?

Maybe his parents found out and put him in a mental hospital. Would suck if it actually happened.

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 No.5701

>>5697

no, better off that way. recovering to being a useful member of society

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 No.5706

>>5701

If you think so, but reading his family history and thoughts, I can't imagine a mental hospital turning him into an useful member of society.

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 No.5711

>local law would fucking throw the book at me if the[y] got even the tiniest whiff of shota

Confirmed for Canadacuck.

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 No.5731

Hopefully last post?

I believe you guys deserve a proper explanation…

In short:

I'm sorry, I got autistic, sperged out and shitposted

Things are much better these days, I have semi-concrete life plans…

I still want some fluffy Go@ dakis to cuddle because I still think the game is a masterpiece but I don't intend to go that far this time, due to some recent events however (no matter how pleasing), I will be a bit short of cash for a while so it'll probably be a long time until I can afford to custom commission.

If I do finally manage to scratch together the shekels however, I will try my best efforts to land an artist (and hopefully send the files your way)

To everyone who helped, thank you very much… You were truly the nicest fellow autists I have ever met, nothing I could say could express the gratitude you deserve…

To everybody I pissed off by my posting, I apologize… I admit I shat up some of the threads and if I came off as whiny or attention whorey please forgive me as I can understand how frustrating it can be to meet those types of people, especially on the internet

TLDR:

Sorry, I sperged out

Hopefully some dakis can actually be commissioned and I can send them your way

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 No.5736

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>>5731

Well then, that was anticlimatic, better than what would probably end up happening to you.

Anyways, I wish you luck on those "semi-concrete life plans" of yours and any other plans you might end up making and thank you for the entertainment your parental plan (probably should get that removed), and consequent shitposts gave me.

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 No.5737

>>5731

Huh, I guess you and I did the same thing.

except things only went further downhill, and I only did it because of shitty moderation on /v/

I sperged out here and /underground/ for no God damn reason other than riding off of the high I got from /v/. For that I'm sorry.

It was good to see you again, in fact, it was good to see all of you again, even if for one last time.

I've already gutmann wiped my undertale folder and most of my other folders that had undertale related content, so I shouldn't have a reason to come back.

hopefully, goodbye everyone

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 No.5739

Went as well as I expected!

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 No.5740

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>>5731

I probably should have replied but I didn't realize you were still lurking.

You should join us in /shota/

There's a thread with plenty of goatboy in it. I don't know of a single shotacon that doesn't dig Undertale.

I'm glad you're doing better now.

Part of the luxury of being on 8chan is that you don't have to be accountable for what you say.

We can whine about how bad the fanbase is but as individuals we aren't accountable for our own contributions to the cancer.

Since you're doing better you can wash your hands of your post and your time of need. We won't forget, but you can.

It's really not important in the long run. Undertale was a wonderful game with a great sound track and it doesn't matter how the fanbase reacts. It stands on it's own.

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 No.5742

Real last post (hopefully)

(it would be rude not to reply one last time)

>>5736

>>5737

>>5739

thanks for replying you guys, nice to see you one last time

>>5740

thanks for the offer, might check it out as cute goats are always cool but

I personally think he's hotter as an adult

once again thanks for the reply and thanks for the invitation!

Always cool to see people who remember the threads when they were good!

so thanks for replying… again…

(anyways, I really must stop posting now, so If i don't reply anymore don't think I'm being rude, you guys were the best)

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 No.5743

>>5742

are you mudslime by any chance?

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