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 No.4538

So which is it?

Cinnamon or Butterscotch?

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 No.4539

Cuttnasmontch

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 No.4540

Honestly, both of them are pretty lousy "flavors" for a pie. Cinnamon-apple? That's okay. Just cinnamon on its own? Well… what the fuck is in the rest of the pie? To say nothing of the fact that making a pie taste like butter is easy, but making it taste like scotch isn't, especially because "butterscotch" as a candy is a completely artificial flavor.

Now, either a butterscotch or cinnamon CAKE would be sensible. In which case I'd go with cinnamon.

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 No.4542

>>4540

You could do a cinnamon or butterscotch custard pie. That being said, the way the pie is pictured is with two crusts, which isn't how a custard pie is made. All that being said, if we were talking about a custard pie, I'd go with butterscotch. It's a flavor that can stand on its own, whereas cinnamon would need to be paired with something.

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 No.4591

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 No.4592

File: 1461251125898.png (59.16 KB,635x3806,635:3806,1453538891854.png)

It's Butterscotch, straight from the goat's mouth. Cinnamoncucks BTFO

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 No.4593

You're a cuck

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 No.4913

Butterscotch for a pie, cinnamon is too strong btfo

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 No.4917

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>>4592

She says that if you told her but died before the next save point

>Dying in the ruins

>Dying to the first two enemies

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 No.4918

>>4917

You're correct. She'll 'remember' your favorite and 'guess' it if you somehow double back and have that conversation again. But, to be fair, you don't necessarily have to die- holding ESC and starting back up will also prompt the recall.

Anyone know if this is also the case with a save file restart?

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 No.4920

>>4918

Yes this works through restarts.

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 No.4978

>Not snail pie for people with mature palates such as myself

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 No.4981

>>4978

literally all toriel dishes are patrician af

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 No.4985

>>4981

>patrician

snail pies are far from patrician. they're pleb tier common food that doesn't taste far off from beef when cooked correctly. toriel must be stronk from all the protein.

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 No.4989

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>>4985

snails and climbing that 100 foot high flat surface brick wall every time she needs ingredients, keeps her in shape on par with Asgore and builds mass on protein

Toriel does the monk workout routine

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 No.5002

>>4989

wait what 100 foot wall?

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 No.5005

>>5002

The balcony overlooking the city, it's a straight drop down. Toriel goes through there, so two and two together, she climbs up that wall with one arm while carrying groceries. So she can run lightning fast and can one arm rock climb a brick wall.

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 No.5006

>>5005

holy shit why didn't I notice that

toriel is stronk

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 No.5011

>>5006

Same attack and defense as Asgore just less health, she's a lower level character who put all her stats into strength and goes light armor. If the goats can't nuke humans with fireballs then they can still grapple a human and break their necks on a wall.

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 No.5015

>>5011

this begs the question. the entire game it's noted humans are stronger than monsters in general. so why do all the monsters seem rather strong

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 No.5016

>>5015

It'd be a lot easier to stab both my parents to death as an 8 year old compared to how much damage Toriel can take without even making an effort to stop you. She and Ascuck could grab you with one hand and stop you completely its probably that monsters don't want to kill yet there's Undyne.

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 No.5021

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>>5015

It's not that humans are stronger than monsters, it's that humans are more inclined to violence. Since monsters, being made mostly of magic, take more damage from the intent behind an attack than its actual force, a psychopath is more dangerous to them than a navy SEAL.

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 No.5022

>>5021

Now that is a good point.

Makes a lot sense.

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 No.5024

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>>5021

makes sense

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 No.5030

>>5021

>>5015

Here's what I thought at first, and never actually changed my mind. Remember the writing on the wall that this basically comes from.

Imagine not being that one particularly determined human but just some random normie human going through underground.

Imagine a blind permdeath run. Not knowing the game at all and if you die once you can't try again.

Imagine dodging being an actual physical effort that can exhaust you, taking hits actually causing injuries that slow you down for the rest of the time (or worse) and attacking actually meaning to run all the way to the monster and striking them with a stick/knife

How many of you would make it? How many of you would make it if you were a small child and scared to death throughout the entirety?

How many would even make it past the tutorial?

My guess is none. What makes it possible for the one live human we actually see in the game to beat all those monsters is determination. Who's to say that wasn't the case on the surface too?

Regarding every fight, the monsters only consciously remember the current timeline, which means the timeline in which you haven't been killed. They don't remember all your deaths, to them you just killed them all ezgoing.

So what's more likely?

> every fucking human is massively op and can easily kill all monsters

> for some reason it takes until the middle ages/early renaissance for war to break out and monsters weren't just collectively enslaved beforehand

Or

> humans are normal

> 1 (or 2-3 doesn't matter but not all of them) human with Frisk/Flowey levels of determination

> goes on murderous monster rampage

> wins every fucking fight no matter how many monsters attack at once and how big/stronk they are

> monsters don't remember erased timelines and get scared to shit

> end up hyping up humans to be as op as they think they are in the game

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 No.5131

>>5030

>implying you wouldn't stay with goat mom if you could

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 No.5133

>>5030

Toriel, Undyne, Asgore, and Sans could definitely kill humans one on one if they tried and no savescumming allowed. Some combinations of monsters are guaranteed a high chance of success in battle like Whimsalot's support. It's pretty much how I imagined it is the humans just fuck with reality and then for some reason decided to kill all monsters so they couldn't potentially become gods.

>>5131

I would've said fuck the surface and got tucked in every night. Frisk was probably suicidal and had no family so why would that little gook want to go back so much.

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 No.5135

>>5131

I would

but how long would you tolerate snail?

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 No.5136

>>5135

You can do a lot with snails.

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 No.5137

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>>5135

france lmao

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 No.5138

>>5137

Is that an ak47

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 No.5139

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>>5138

its a french croissant rifle

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 No.5230

>>5138

it's a RUSH B CYKA BLYAT rifle

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 No.5273

>>5135

Seems like a chill place. Maybe I can make friends with the "aggressive" monsters in the Ruins… they all speak human (English?) anyways, have a garden.

I don't think I need much more than that.

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 No.5294

>>5273

fuck vegetoids though

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 No.5296

>>5294

fuck niggers though

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 No.5297

>>5296

There are no niggers in the underground!

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 No.5298

>>5297

i just wanted to make that statement

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 No.5303

>>5298

so you want to fuck niggers and populate the underground with niggers

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 No.5305

>>5303

im not talking about the underground

i just want niggers to fuck off

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