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File: 1459744545222.jpg (23.57 KB,557x353,557:353,True Ending.jpg)

 No.4371

>yfw you didn't get the Snowman ending

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 No.4373

File: 1459748578791.jpg (85.31 KB,1000x563,1000:563,genesis ending.jpg)

>not getting the superior ending

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 No.4412

>two Sanss in the bed

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 No.4417

>>4412

if sans is in your bed you're gonna have a bad night

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 No.4418

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>>4417

It won't happen, Bone Niggers aren't allowed in the house.

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 No.4419

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>>4418

Do you seriously think he gives a fuck?

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 No.4435

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>>4419

That's when you stab his ass from behind before he starts chatting up the wrong person.

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 No.4455

File: 1460485994519-0.png (2.99 KB,64x60,16:15,sanshead1.png)

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>>4435

>implying you could stab a fucking timespace bender

it would be an extremely bad time…

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 No.4456

>>4455

He might fuck with time but he doesn't have eyes on the back of his head.

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 No.4457

>>4456

He doesn't fuck with time, either.

The only canon abilities Sans has is being extremely perceptive, and willing to break the "rules" regarding combat by doing stuff like ignoring invincibility frames and dodging your attacks. He has ZERO control over time like Frisk/Chara/Player has; he just knows it's happening and can infer things about it by reading facial expressions.

Just because Sans is the hardest boss doesn't mean he's the strongest character. Thinking otherwise is just falling for the hype. It's right there in his stats: he's actually the weakest; he has literally only 1 HP and 1 ATK/DEF. A kick in the ass from Monster Kid could kill him if he didn't see it coming.

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 No.4471

>>4457

theory fag warning here

He's a human, though, right? Since he bleeds? He's just lazy (not determined) so you're able to keep coming back

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 No.4472

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>>4457

the nigger can load fucking savestates

the sound effect that plays before he tells you you're gonna have a bad time is the exact same as the one that plays when you load a state in SNES9X

how do you explain how he suddenly arranges attacks right up your ass? Why does everything go black when you're about to have a bad time? Obviously he uses all of his attacks beforehand in an alternate dimension or some shit and then he loads that fucking dimension on you

>sans doesn't have any powers

True, but only if you exclude the ability to bend spacetime and walk through motherfucking wormholes, oh, and telekinesis, and he can also hyperbone your asshole with his broken DPS attack, how does he teleport you back to origo when you try to escape?

>notable mentions: giant fucking lazor cannons

Also how does he dodge your attacks so easily? He can probably quickpause or something

If only he'd done some cardio you'd still be there having a bad time

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 No.4473

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>>4471

its ketchup you supercuck

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 No.4474

>>4473

this tbh. Sans being a human is about as retarded as Sans being Ness.

Now Narrator-Chara on the other hand is practically canon at this point and may be debated properly.

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 No.4475

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>>4474

chara is a nigger

i rest my case

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 No.4476

>>4472

>the sound effect that plays before he tells you you're gonna have a bad time is the exact same as the one that plays when you load a state in SNES9X

Toby used a lot of free sound assets, including sounds from Earthbound, obviously. If Sans loaded a savestate you wouldn't be able to kill him because he'd just reload the save like Omega Flowey; since that doesn't happen, he must not have that ability. Also, unlike Flowey, who uses attacks based on RNG (and reloads states if you dodge one), Sans' attacks are always exactly the fucking same in the same order; he'd change it up every time if he were reloading. You're reading too much into a mere sound effect.

Nobody knows what Sans' "shortcuts" are. It's completely up for interpretation; I've heard people say it might be pausing time; in my fanfic I chalked them up to magic portals invented by Gaster that anyone can use if they know how to open the doors to them. But we do, at least, know that it's not an ability particular to Sans, because Frisk can use them, too. For that matter, the Gaster Blasters aren't his, either, because their name tells you.

Other monsters like Papyrus and Muffet, and even Alphys' freaking cellphone, can change the condition (color) of Frisk's SOUL. That's not special, either.

Face it, kiddo. He was killed in a single blow by a ten-year-old with a rusty knife. He's nothing.

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 No.4478

>>4473

>ketchup

that's fucking stupid. he doesn't turn to dust and he has the ability to dodge- something no other monster can do

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 No.4479

>>4478

You can hear him turn to dust off-screen, anon.

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 No.4480

>>4476

>he'd change it up every time if he were reloading

Or it's possible his savestate powers are dumbed down from the ones omega flowey has and he can't remember what happened in the previous state

>frisk can use shortcuts

When does this happen?

>killed in a single blow by a ten-year-old with a rusty knife

You mean he was killed by YOU, the statistically strongest character in the game, in a single blow

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 No.4481

>>4480

>Savestates

Sans' only in-game indication that you've fought before is the look on your character's face. He's just really perceptive, that's it.

>Shortcuts

When Sans asks the player to follow him, he basically takes you through the shortcut. No idea what that is or how it works.

>Killing sans

His description says he has 1 hp. He's weak as shit, he just plays dirty because he knows that when he loses, it's game over for everyone forever and there's no going back.

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 No.4483

>>4479

that's just the sound something makes when it's defeated- it's not conclusively the turning to dust sound

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 No.4484

sans is an asian

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 No.4487

>>4481

>implying min-maxed = weak

>>4484

no sans is white

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 No.4488

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>>4484

>>4487

no he's a nigger

but not as big of a nigger as chara

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 No.4489

>>4488

no he's a transsexual muslim

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 No.4490

File: 1460801659662.png (11.83 KB,442x369,442:369,his bones are sweaty.png)

>>4488

>>4489

Stop this right now

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 No.4492

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>>4490

>>4489

actually he's a spic now that i think about it

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 No.4493

>>4492

Stop this right now or I'll literally spam shit all over you

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 No.4494

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>>4493

yeah, you're right

he's phil collins

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 No.4568

File: 1461116753857.png (17.69 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Real Ending.png)

Real ending right here

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