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 No.2148 [View All]

Let's summon him into being using the power of masturbation.

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 No.5654

>>5653

I never asked for him to take up residency in my house! He just kind of showed up one day after work, I don't know how. I really like him but he's really moody.

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 No.5655

>>5650

Reminder that Tulpas are not for the sexual, but for self improvement.

If you're serious, and this is a self induced hallucination, remember, all images of the mind are a part of you.Also, GOAT IS NOT FOR THE SEXUAL

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 No.5656

>>5654

Tulpae don't just "show up", you've clearly lost it. What is it, anyway?

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 No.5658

>>5656

I came home from my office job one day and opened the door to my apartment and he was laying on my couch, I immediately closed the door and went to call for the police but I couldn't do that, they'd think I was crazy! So I opened the door and I didn't see him on the couch, but he peeked out from behind the door frame, grinning at me, menacingly. I'm not crazy right? I think he's watching me from the doorway.

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 No.5659

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>>5658

I know you're just shitposting but I thought of this and it spooked me a little

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 No.5660

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>>5659

>he's not shitposting

>we accidentally meme magicked the god of hyperdeath into some guy's house and nobody will ever believe him

>he's doomed to have everyone think he's insane

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 No.5661

>>5660

>Power mad goat gets dropped on earth in some rando's flat

>Doesn't immediately start fucking shit up

Sounds like my kind of insanity.

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 No.5662

Can you hear a tulpa's footsteps?

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 No.5665

>>5661

my kind of fucking crazy shit too

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 No.5666

>>5661

>>5665

It's also my kind of crazy, but I have some improvements to suggest

Instead of it being "Some Rando's house", have it be my house and let me hug the goatbro

Other than that little nitpick, I totally agree

And by "hug" I mean make sweet, tender, passionate love to

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 No.5667

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>>5655

I would actually try things like this but unfortunately, I realize at the same time i'm entirely too sane to make it work. Depressed maybe, but far too grounded.

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 No.5668

please help

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 No.5669

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 No.5670

Well that's officially five deaths. Or maybe rape.

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 No.5673

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>>5667

Ehh, it would be nice though I guess to at least hold hands while cuddling with goat.

Maybe I'll try it out, see if I can do it one day, and report as to how easy it is.

After all, it's just a self induced hallucination, right?

Can't be too hard, right?

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 No.5674

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>>5673

The hard part is going to be accepting reality when you go to touch him and you can't feel anything there.

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 No.5675

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>>5674

But really now, what is reality?

When on psychadelic substances, if you want to, you can recall a sensory stimuli, eg eating ice cream. You imagine ice cream, eat it, and feel all sensations of doing so, yet you never actually do anything.

Our brain tells us that something is real, and it's real, even if only to us and us alone.

The only thing that is required is to convince yourself it's there and it'll be there, the problem lies in remembering it's not, therein lies the danger in delving in such neurological grey areas. Once gone past the point of no return, it's most difficult to return home.

In other words, you can trick your senses into thinking it's real, but you might be thrown into the vast depths of your own mind with no escape.

I'm curious, how far could someone take this rabbit hole down?

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 No.5676

>>5675

I'm not really the person to ask; I drink lightly so I can't call myself straight edge, but I refuse to touch anything that's not asprin or prescription. The risk outweighs the reward,no offense to my bae azzy.

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 No.5677

>>5676

Oh no, I'm not saying that you even need such drugs, all you need is your own brain, patience and focus. I was just using that as an example of the power of the brain.

There's a reason why people say to only form one of these thought forms for a set amount of time, and it's to make sure that you don't go over the edge. So, in all honesty, it should be safe, after all, your brain is just doing what it always does.

That is, if you Ignore the supernatural ideas behind the thing and only look at it through a psychological view. :^)

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 No.5679

I spontaneously gained a tulpa-esque thoughtform when I was a little kid. Thought it was the voice of God for many years. Eventually I (well, we) figured out that it was just a portion of my own brain (best represented by the Freudian superego and less like a conscience) that had somehow (via brain trauma?) gotten compartmentalized and gained agency on its own. Since it has a subconscious connection to my senses and memories that I am not aware of, it "sees" and "remembers" things I do not, and will tell me or remind of them, and can analyze situations from a different perspective and provide unique input. This gives me, among other things, ridiculous perceptual awareness and problem-solving abilities. He also provides advice and companionship, naturally. I don't hallucinate him, though. That wouldn't make any sense.

Honestly, I'm not sure I'd trade that for a Goat of Hyperdeath that I can see but can't even fuck.

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 No.5680

>>5679

If you're not lying, you have no idea how badly I'd like to study your brain. Too bad I'm not a neuroscientistyet and we aren't allowed to operate on children's brains anymore to attempt to form such a thing.

Also. you wouldn't even need to trade one for another, merely dedicate another part of your brain, psychologically, not physiologically to hallucinating the goat.

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 No.5681

We worked things out, but he gets my bed and I have to sleep on the couch, and he will stop beating me.

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 No.5682

>>5681

Could you try to do experiments, just to get a feel as to what all he can do, then report back to us with your observations? If he's connected to a shared collective unconsciousness, we gotta know, for science.

That is if you're not full of shit.

:^)

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 No.5683

>>5681

Ah, I love a happy ending.

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 No.5684

>>5682

Well we got beating him, producing the sound of footsteps and apparently inexplicably appearing.

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 No.5685

mentally ill the thread

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 No.5687

>>5685

Did anyone argue otherwise?

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 No.5689

>>5687

It was supposed to be about Asriel then it wasn't asriel

Haha who has imaginary friends anymore

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 No.5690

>>5689

>>5681

This guy?

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 No.5694

>>5690

is he real

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 No.5695

>>5694

えまじぇねりゅ

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 No.5730

>>5695

desu desu, nico?

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 No.5733

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>>5730

It says "Imaginary", fish.

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 No.5788

>>4857

>>4862

Let me help you out there.

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 No.5789

>>5788

Fuck, forgot pics related. I upsized this one with HQL because I'm a faggot.

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 No.5791

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>>5790

These ones too.

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 No.5792

>>5791

>>5790

>>5789

what a surprise, a monster with no sole

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 No.5793

>>5792

Bet you're real fucking proud of that one aren't you.

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 No.5794

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 No.5798

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>>5680

Well, for a year or two I did have a second one who was my id and personified himself as Satan and was a really, really horrible fucking dude. Was like the voice-in-the-head that serial killers get telling them to murder people and how to get away with it, but I destroyed him, reabsorbed that portion of my subconscious, and keep it under control.

So I could probably set THAT free and try to remake it into Asriel, (or more likely, some kind of Asriel/Chara fusion). Although, much as the thought of a demon-goat shota as a selfish, sadistic, rapist bastard is kinda a turn-on, I'm reasonably afraid of what might happen to my psyche, physical well-being, and current state of not-being-incarcerated.

(Curiously, Chara isn't underlined by firefox as being a misspelled word. Google tells me that there is a small town, river, and micro-desert by that name in Russia. Funny.)

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 No.5799

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>>5798

You are too weak to control your own darkness, alas, if you were but able to surrender this malevolent being unto me that he may be properly bound. To think, you overcame it once but cannot, again, under your own terms.

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 No.5800

Would you watch an anime about The god of hyperdeath being a lazy bum but attaching themselves needingly to some random fucker?

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 No.5802

>>5800

Only if there was gay sex involved.

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 No.5803

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>>5802

Gay Sex With HOTDOGS ON

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 No.5805

>>5802

>>5800

that seems frighteningly similar to another anime I don't know the name of

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 No.5807

>>5805

Describe it, someone might.

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 No.5808

>>5798

could be pretty interesting to read about a local goat worshiper giving in to his inner demons and sacrifices his entire family to the God of Hyperdeath on the news.

It's a stupid idea to ruin your own health for such a petty ideal especially if you're weak enough to have an id that you can't tame but it could be interesting.

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 No.5899

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Pic related

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 No.5959

It's not working.

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 No.6567

This thread has been unviewable for too long

I want my sexy go@!!!

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