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 No.1958 [Last50 Posts]

Doorframes are universally 2 meters in height, which means the doorframe in the pacifist ending can be used to measure the approximate height of most characters

this doorframe is 104 pixels tall, which means each given character's approximate height in centimeters is their height in pixels times 2

Frisk is 116cm, Aans is slightly taller, 120cm, Asgore is only 216cm (without horns), which is surprising considering how many of you think he's like 10 feet

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 No.1960

>universal door frames

>a fucking castle-city on a mountain

>house was probably built by monsters

>overworld sprites are in chibi form

>Toriel made the doorways smaller to keep Asgore out

Toriel is 7-8 feet tall do not ruin this headcanon for me faglord.

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 No.1961

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>>1960

>castle city

That's a regular, modern, HUMAN MADE suburban house toriel moved into, and the door is two meters,

headcanon = DESTROYED

Toriel is still about 198cm no horns so if that's your fetish you'll be fine

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 No.1962

>implying that Toriel's house wasn't custom built by President Donald Trump's construction company

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 No.1963

>>1961

Yeah well faggot I'm 6'5" and I don't have to duck under my door so she's at least 7 feet because her pixel literally touches the top of the door frame.

You = Absolutely Annihilated

My fetish secured.

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 No.1964

>>1962

We need to build a Barrier

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 No.1965

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>>1963

No you don't you tall spooky pine tree, doors are 6'7", 2 inches taller than you

Your fetish = innhilated

Here are some more measurements

Papyrus = 166cm (manlet)

undyne = 188cm (lankette)

Mettaton EX in heels = 200cm (literally the perfect male height if you're wearing heels, especially if you got such glorious legs)

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 No.1966

>>1965

>implying whatever fucking kind of world the surface is they have our standard of weights and measures when they had magicians, fought a war against monsters, a fucked up history of having technology at weird times, and live in castle skyscraper cities where gooks and whites frolick in the flowers

They're also in chibi form on the overworld so it's not even reliable for anything other than seeing who's taller than who.

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 No.1967

>>1966

Your fetish = FUCKING PULVERIZED

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 No.1968

>>1967

We don't even know anything about the house she could've custom made the doorways just like in her other house that she most likely built and renovated herself. Naturally she makes the doors for her height and cucks Asgore out of being able to use them.

You = Gay

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 No.1975

>>1968

>implying toriel knows anything about carpentry

>implying she would go through the bother of building an entire fucking house when she was probably given one for free by humans

>implying asgore couldn't just bend his back a little like real life people who are over 2 meters

>making unprecedented assumptions about the undertale world's standard doorframe dimensions

you = gay

your fetish = decimated, crushed

chance of recovery = 0

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 No.1976

>>1968

Also

your penis = 1cm

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 No.1977

Personally, I'm perfectly fine with the idea of monsters being ridiculously tall; that makes sense because they're monsters. But regardless of whether or not you think the sprites are chibi or the doorframes were built by whoever, Frisk is a human child of about 10 years old, which fits fairly well with his height at 116cm (it's a bit short…maybe more like a 8-year-old, but he could just be short for his age). So as long as you assume the sprites are proportioned to each other, this still works.

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 No.1978

or the proportions are all fucked because the art is less than mediocre

send it to toby I guess

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 No.1981

>>1975

>Toriel knows nothing about Carpentry

Listen here you lying kike SHE READS FACTS AS A FUCKING HOBBY.

>b-b-but she just reads snail facts

She's been alive for hundreds of years I'm pretty fucking sure she's done with snail facts after a week, she most likely read fucking everything and by the time Frisk arrives she's reading snail facts because she's read literally everything else so what the fuck do you do, you read the facts you didn't fucking read. She is obviously redpilled as fuck and handy with tools to the extent that it fulfills her wanting to have a god damn house, she has plenty of time, possibly immortal, to make a god damn door frame. Who the fuck else down there is going to renovate that building, throw wood paneling and rugs down, throw some beds together, get a chair and fireplace going, the appliances there are at least just for show. Who the fuck's gonna do it, the frogs? The bitch climbs a flat brick surface up and down from the balcony every time she needs to visit that shit hole of a city.

>b-b-but Mr. Goldbergstein will punish me if I acknowledge this

Embrace the knowledge that you = chump

chump = stumped

fucking = annihilated

cruise = missiled

your wedding = drone striked

your ass = grass

you = fag

your dick = a chode

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 No.1989

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>>1981

>you can learn carpentry from reading books

No, you need practice to learn something, you're as retarded as those kids who think they can learn karate from watching youtube videos, besides, do you know how fucking hard it is to build a house? Also, if toriel decided she would for some fucking reason have such doorframes, she'd have to get a door the appropriate size which would probably have to be costum made, doors are 2 meters not for some practical reason but because humans are fucking obsessed with round numbers, and 2 meters is enough for most people to get under without having to bend over, even if humans in undertale don't have meters, their doorframes would be about the same size give or take.

Old Home has literally tens of thousands of abandoned houses, why would you build a fucking house when you can just appropriate one?

>da joos did it!!

The doorframe = 2 meters

your dick = inside your ballsack

my dick = inside your mom

my measurements = correct

your headcannon = irreparable

your fetish = ruined forever

your sexuality = nonbinary queerfuck gender non conformist trans faggot demiboi

your ass = dominated

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 No.1992

>>1989

She's still 8 ft whether you like it or not dickface

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 No.1995

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>>1981

>this whole post

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 No.2000

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>>1992

Your headcannon = completely and utterly throughoutly destroyed, pulverized and beyond any hope for repair or recovery, partial nor fully

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 No.2001

>people trying to measure things in a game with a 30-foot sink

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 No.2004

>>1989

>despite living for a hundred god damn motherfucking years and two of her hobbies being housekeeping and reading books she NEVER learned how to make a symmetrical god damn door frame hammered into the wall in her entire life

There comes a point when you've been alive so long and learned so much that you can apply basic logic to anything and the fact that she has such an ample amount of time to do it there is no way she doesn't know how to use a hammer and nail and saw shit.

What have you learned in what I assume less than 25 years compared to what you would be able to learn in hundreds of years AND you don't even fucking get alzheimers being a magic monster and shit.

You think the house will just STAY that way you gotta fucking maintain it, she probably read books on electrical wiring and shit so she can wire and plumb her own house any time shit breaks. Shit breaks in my fucking house all the time, this is basic shit.

>Old Home has literally tens of thousands of abandoned houses

Oh and this one just COINCIDENTALLY looks 100% identical to the castle house and is the only house on the route AND just so happens to be built on top of the door out of the Ruins.

goy = destroyed

your fetish = inferior

your ass = gaping

your aircraft carrier = SSM'd

your penis = in the negatives

status = fuccboi

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 No.2007

>>2004

200 years isn't a very long time, humans live for about half of that and most never learn carpentry. Basically, you're making totally unjustified, unproven claims about toriel being a Polish master carpenter, when in fact she's a self proclaimed old lady that likes to eat snails, damage control?

Your fetish has been foreverially terminated, have fun wanking to 1.98m CANON toriel

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 No.2008

>>2007

You'll never learn carpentry if you have no use for it but being the ONLY person in a house and everyone around you is some kind of retarded frog or jello monster you will consult your massive accumulative knowledge gathered over the years and apply logic to making a god damn door frame. She likes HOUSEKEEPING and there's no one else there who knows how to do absolute fuck so naturally that's what she does to achieve her goal because she's so redpilled that despite being pacifist she knows that she must take life (snails) to eat.

you = cucked

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 No.2010

it's not like you can increase the height of a door frame or anything

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 No.2362

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>using the stylized overworld sprites for scale

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 No.2372

>>2362

They should be about the character's height

I'm saying APPROXIMATELY

>stylized

They weren't done by Toby

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 No.2375

>>1958

What about the intro pictures? Asgore, or someone that looked pretty close to him, seemed to be pretty huge compared to a human adult.

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 No.2377

>>2375

I considered that, and I've concluded that it wasn't actually asgore, just somebody that looks like him, since Asriel is the only monster still alive ("alive") in year 201X that has been to the overworld

Some monsters are pretty huge, like that devil guy in the MTT™ resort resturant

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 No.2378

>>2377

Why couldn't that have been Asgore? If that other goat is his ancestor then Asgore should reach that height seeing as he's a full fledged adult. And as Toriel is not even a head shorter than him, she's also huge. Literally 7-8 feet of perfection.

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 No.2379

>>2377

>Asriel is the only monster still alive in the year 201X that has been to the overworld

>Asgore, Toriel, Gerson

the fuck are you on about?

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 No.2432

>>2378

>you your dad is a giant then you will also be 100% guaranteed to be a giant

No.

>>2379

Literally no proofs any of them have been to the surface

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 No.2433

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>this thread

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 No.2443

>>2432

They might be magic but genetics evidently still apply.

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 No.2444

>>2443

You know it's possible to be shorter than your dad right?

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 No.2445

>>2444

Asgore could at best be a foot shorter, you have a margin of error to pop up in around his height. Every goat including Intro Goat all are noticeably bigger than everyone else. Toriel is taller than Undyne and a full head higher than Papyrus.

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 No.2503

>>2445

>every goat including Intro Goat all are noticeably bigger than everyone else

Then why is Asriel is a manlet fuccboi?

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 No.2504

>>2503

Because he a kid, he only a battle sprite in edgy form, he a bitch.

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 No.2519

>>2503

There's never any comparison between his "adult" form and anyone else, so you can't tell how big he is.

I was also under the impression the Absolute God of Hyperdeath form was fucking massive, like literally kaijuu-sized, just like Omega Flowey.

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 No.2580

>>2008

Really, after living in a house for over a hundred years you start thinking "You know what, I can repair a few things in my house, why don't I fucking build a new entire house to my own custom non-professional specifications just because I'm a bit bored and shit." Where would she even get all the materials to make it? Would she climb up a massive fucking brick wall carrying piles of wood every day until she can actually build it?

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 No.2595

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>>2519

Luckily, figuring out the height of the in battle sprite is very easy since toriel is 2 meters with horns and her sprite happens to be 199 pixels

Asriel is about 116cm standing on his toes

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 No.2596

>>2595

shit I meant

*216

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 No.2601

>>2580

Where the fuck do they get anything? Where'd she get the eggs, milk, butter, nutmeg, brown sugar, flour, corn flour, and vanilla for butterscotch pie?

>Would she climb up a massive fucking brick wall carrying piles of wood every day until she can actually build it?

Yes

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 No.2616

>>2519

There sorta is, although convoluted. His joke appearance in the credits show his adult form's height compared to his child form's height right after. Using that, we can infer from his post battle dialog (a.k.a. Holy shit I want to hug this goat so bad) moment that his child form is the same height as Frisk.

It's a chain of relations, but you could probably use that to figure out a thing or two. Frisk = Child Asriel map sprite, which = Child Asriel battle sprite, which > Adult Asriel battle sprite.

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 No.2638

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>>2595

That relies on the assumption that all the battle sprites are scaled the same. As I said, I assumed Omega Flowey and Hyperdeath Asriel were freaking huge, but appeared zoomed out based on the limitation of the screen size. The result does somewhat make sense, though, as children are usually about halfway between the height of their parents when they become adults.

>>2616

Decided to try this out, pic related. I normalized their heights to the base of their heels instead of their tiptoes like everyone else here. While proportions are a bit skewed in the overworld sprites due to conservation of detail, their relative total heights should still be unaffected. Using this, Asriel as an adult turns out really small. Toriel is at 218px, and Asriel at 167px; or if Toriel is 198cm, Asriel would be 152cm… which is smaller than average even for a human. I'm not quite sure I'm ready to believe Asriel would intentionally make himself a 5' manlet when he's trying to appear dangerous to Frisk… but I dunno.

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 No.2651

utg measurements are fucked

we know this

everyone is a big guy there happy?

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 No.2655

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>>2638

The battle sprites aren't at the same scale as the overworld sprites, obviously

And the battle sprites are at the same scale, Omega Flowey is so huge he's out of bounds, and Hyperdeath Asriel is a background element, his projectiles travel forwards

Child Asriel is 130cm counting without his hair, which is considerable taller than frisk, but such a minor height difference would be difficult to represent on the overworld sprites (I think). 130cm is perfectly normal for a kid

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 No.2660

>>2651

No! I'm not happy. I want Asriel to be an adorable pocket gay that I can hug in such a way his head tucks perfectly beneath my chin.

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 No.2661

>>2660

Well too bad that's your fault for being a filthy asrielfag

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 No.2662

File: 1452804624759.png (27.15 KB,1080x358,540:179,comp.png)

Shit

maybe this is more accurate?

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 No.2663

>>2660

>pocket gay

>>2662

Measure asriel from the heel, not the toes. He's floating.

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 No.2664

>>2663

how can you tell where the heel starts?

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 No.2665

>>2664

between his feet, you can see a 1px change where they wider. That's the front of his heel, approximately.

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 No.2666

>>2665

How do you know that's the hell?

They look like rabbit's feet, so they should be pretty long

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 No.2667

>>2666

*heel

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 No.2668

>>2662

You can't even use this because Toriel a head taller than Papyrus on the overworld and taller than Undyne

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 No.2670

>Room under renovations.

Discussion is over.

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 No.2671

>>2668

But what if the overworld sprites are deformed due to graphical limitations?

The battle sprites have higher resolution after all

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 No.2672

>>2671

There's a massive difference between Papyrus and Toriel to be unintentional. Undyne and Toriel are close but Papyrus comes up to her chin.

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 No.2680

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>>2655

My first reaction was "there's no way Asriel as a kid was that tall compared to Toriel". But then look at THIS picture. Note how the top of his head is higher up than the top of the Delta Rune insignia on Toriel's robe? Yeah. For some reason Toriel's overworld sprite seems to be the one at fault, here. Maybe it's because she was in the demo and was never properly scaled compared to Frisk (and thus everyone else)? Because it's pretty clear that all the kids (Asriel, Frisk, Chara, Monster Kid) are about the same size.

So I get seven-foot-tall Asriel, then. Fuck. That's gonna awkward.

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 No.2694

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>>2680

He's a big guy

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 No.3722

>>2680

>only seven feet tall

So that's still not his full adult form.

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 No.3790

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This is probably about right.

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