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 No.1075

Man, this board is a lot more tolerable than I thought it'd be.

There's people making completely innocent threads, discussing the game, having fun– it's real nice.

Reminds me of those first few days after the game was released.

But I came here to ask for a favor.

Could you occasionally pop in the /v/ threads while they're still around?

I know, you came here because you wanted some peace of mind: to get away from the shitposting, right?

It's simply better here.

So why go back?

Because those threads are full of broken people.

They need someone that can remind them of the fun they had with a simple, silly game– the people here that still want to talk about the game can help them.

And no matter how autistic you think you are, you were sane enough to contain it here. They need people like you to remind them they are not completely lost.

They need someone to be there so they're not worse off for being reminded of their situation in life.

They need friends like you.

And all it will take is an occasional visit, a little cheering on– if ya' don't every so often already that is.

In return, I'll give you a pastebin full of hilarious puns that I've been gathering and writing for the past month.

You know what they say, "A pun a day keeps Gaster at bay".

http://pastebin.com/FXXE31Ur

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 No.1077

>>1075

>kill me is still in the text

Whoops

Just sorta kinda ignore that

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 No.1081

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>>1075

Cant speak for everyone but I frequent both /mtt/ and the /v/ threads, and have seen at leas one instance of content created here being posted there. We go there anon we just get drown out by the goats.

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 No.1083

Does any Undertale thread on /v/ count, or d'ya mean just the generals?

Either way, I'll go back. I'll do it for you.

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 No.1086

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>>1083

Any of 'em really.

I do appreciate it, since I love doing absolutely nothing.

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 No.1090

You can't tell me what to do, Sans!

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 No.2380

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 No.4356

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Hey thanks.

You really did a nice thing, going to those threads once in a while. You told them to move on, told them to come here, gave them some hope for their future, and in general– told them to stop the madness. I don't know if it did much to actually stop it, really. But what matters is that you tried.

You took a little time out of your life to worry.

Thank you for that.

So let's talk about now.

If you're still here, still wanting to keep holding on and keep finding something new to talk about with anyone at all.

Or maybe you're just here for the "adult content".

That's all fine. It's what the board was made for, after all.

But I want to talk you out of it.

See, Undertale's a video game. Everyone in it is a character that does not exist in this plane. You may have gotten to know them, helped them sort out their lives– but in the end, they're not really your friends.

They're Frisk's, and they have their own lives to live.

That's not to say they wouldn't be your friend if they got to know you personally. That couldn't be further from the truth. I know you are a good person. You've already proven it, remember?

You helped Frisk make those friends, and saved 'em all from dying in the process.

So all that's left to do is really let them live their own life. No matter how tough it is. You'll get jealous, you'll get beaten down, you'll have terrible luck, but I know you can do it. So long as you keep that willingness to do the right thing, you'll find what truly makes you happy. Do not forget that.

So go out and have a life of your own.

Call your parents and tell them that you love them.

Be happy, for everyone's sake.

And take care of yourself, 'cuz there are people out there that really care about you.

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 No.4359

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>>4356

succ me nigger

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 No.4372

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>>4356

I will, Sans. Thanks.

I just left a few messages to some RL friends I was in danger of letting slip out of touch. It'll be good to hear from them again.

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 No.4380

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I'll come back when there's a significant update

But for now I'm just going to lurk

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 No.4387

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>>4372

They'll reject you, anon. They always do

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 No.4388

File: 1459941875446.jpg (134.29 KB,589x1058,589:1058,Papyrus Goodbye.jpg)

>tfw reading this thread

>tfw play undertale

>tfw call papyrus

He knows

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 No.4389

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>>4387

They already got back to me. We're having a good time.

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 No.4391

>>4380

>799

This is military grade autism

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 No.4395

I got two friends into Undertale and revealed my Toriel love so I'm getting my dosage.

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 No.4400

>>4391

More like: this is the guy who exhausted millions of RTG combinations to no-hit Omega Flowey.

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 No.4401

>>4389

No no, you'll hang out once then you'll both get bored and things will go back to the way they were.

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 No.4406

>>4400

>Nearly 800 h0urs

>For a no hit

Yeah no

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 No.4407

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>>4406

You're right, I looked it up, and he says it only took him 97 hours.

NINETY-SEVEN FUCKING HOURS OF NOTHING BUT GRINDING OMEGA FLOWEY.

I'd imagine if you took that kind of dedication and put it into literally every other facet of the game, doing shit like when "sequence breakers" thoroughly test every pixel of every wall trying to clip through them, you might get up to 800 by the end.

Or it's shooped.

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 No.4408

>>4407

Well there's two possibilities

One

It's shooped

Two

It's Ed.

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 No.4413

>>4407

What a fucking gigantic nerd

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 No.4415

grandpasemi

grandpasemi

grandpasemi

grandpasemi

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 No.4416

>>4415

What?

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 No.4427

>>4407

what is even the point of this?

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 No.4428

>>4427

To make me cry because people are way WAY more into games than me.

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 No.4451

>>4407

Checking walls isn't that hard. You can set the game to debug mode and press a button to see the collision boxes of anything that doesn't move. There's no doubt to me that Toby would have used this to check every place in the game, and from what I've seen there aren't any places to break out. Even if you do get out of bounds, it will be a small time save (by walking diagonally to the loading zone instead of following a horizontal/vertical path) or a cutscene skip, and I'm pretty sure most cutscenes can be skipped with the punch card.

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 No.4452

>>4451

You can skip getting the phone and the entirety of the bridge seed room, Finishing the game without the phone crashes.

Some Autismo Gigante from the threads did it.

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 No.4453

>>4452

How do you skip the bridge seed room(s)?

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 No.4454

>>4453

Clip around them?

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