a03c68 No.390024 [Last50 Posts]
Interesting news for you, Anon. Just after you finished moving in to your new house, you found a bright purple portal opens for a split second and you find an unusual stranger in your home. A monstergirl.
She has been sent over from "the other side" with the intent to open a portal connecting your world with hers. In order to do that however, she requires approximately a year's build up of spirit energy to fully open it. The problem is, however, paranormal investigations agencies across the globe detected the spike in activity when she appeared and know her general location of entry.
Lucky for you, these agencies were caught with their pants down during event, which has bought you some time to get out of there with your visitor. You have about one day until the various MIB show up at your doorstep. Your opposition doesn't want to create a big incident, so you won't see tanks coming down the street to take you down, but if you turn this into a big enough incident, that very well may happen. Your visitor is capable of some magic usage, but the passage cost her most of it and it will take a week for her to recover her skills fully. What's the plan and how are you going to escape, hide, and make sure the DOTR happens?
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll for who gets sent over as your conduit, reroll characters and non-monster pages. The agencies don't know what species she is, and the moving truck can be used to transport her stealthily if she fits. The agencies will find out it's your house, and will do what they need to to prevent an alien invasion. Your opponents have somewhat more advanced technology than you've seen and have spies virtually everywhere, but are not all cooperative, as other agencies want her to be their specimen. She has a unique magical property that let her travel here that no other monster has had before. Don't mess this up.
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341328 No.390025
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Roper
>A literal fucking tentacle
Fuck me. At least it's easy to hide.
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27c2b8 No.390028
Huh
I honestly can't blame the alphabets for coming after us, she's not someone they can just ignore
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778805 No.390029
>lilurane
Buy a huge pot, hightail it out to the second closest largeish forest and have as much fun as you can.
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739413 No.390034
>Get cupid
Hmmm. What I'm going to do is get over the initial week is take her somewhere remote and difficult to get to. After the week's up and her power is back up to snuff I can wire my house up with alarms so anybody who's not me trying to pull a solid snake into my house is going to be shot by the cupid. Part of the plan involves letting her shoot as many people as possible so that they either know what she does and won't give her away … or shoot the alphabet agency mooks. Not too sure I'd want her to use full strength arrows on the mooks cause they'd just start sexing each other up on the spot and ain't nobody wants to see two dudes alp each other. Except dirty fujos.
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f45b48 No.390038
>Otohime
Welp, getting her out of there is going to be a fun trick, but once that's out of the way I can just buy a nice boat, rations for a few months, and make way down to Bermuda and the Caribbean (via international waters). From there I guess we'd be randomly island hopping for supplies. As long as I stayed ahead of pursuers, they'd take quite a while to find us on the open ocean. Maybe invest in a submarine at some point? I'd also have to pick up fishing pretty quickly if I want to feed us for any extended period and/or make money.
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23be20 No.390045
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Lord
>She has a unique magical property that let her travel here that no other monster has had before.
>Failure means there will never be another chance no matter how long we wait as she's the reason they're all the monstergirls we know and love in the first place.
>Her being here might mean that even the 3dpd might be changed before she even does get a permanent portal open.
>Although she's married herself, success would basically make you a legend and every monstergirl that exists will want you, meaning you get the pick of the litter once the portals are established.
Now the tricky part is to actually wait out that first week so she can start "persuading" human girls to monsterize. Once we have that, things can only get easier as we can build a support base quickly. Though trying to keep enough secrecy to misdirect the spooks away from Maou will be tricky
I know it says to reroll characters but this one in particular makes sense and gives a serious challenge to think about
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ddb979 No.390046
>>390028
Got dark matter too.
Might as well take a trip to the capital or a highly concentrated city and kick off the fun,
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e870d8 No.390048
>Mimic
If they don't have the capability of tracking her manamo mana or something like that I'll just put her in some amazon package and be done with it
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bc254c No.390051
>>390045
this is interesting. it would be nice to discuss this idea further.
Imo the problem is that once the spooks find that it’s your house, if they find that you aren’t home they’ll assume you’re trying to hide something, and if you are home, they’ll probably search the place. so what do?
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bc254c No.390052
>>390051
forgot to add: if you aren’t home, they’ll try to find you. so going completely off the grid is the only option in this case.
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c15a49 No.390054
>>390029
Actually, now that I think about it get some green body paint, dye me hair green, and bullshit them into "quarantining" us.
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a03c68 No.390057
I should also mention that incredibly high powered monsters are also going to have an easier to detect presence by the intelligence teams, so getting a lilim isn't a "get out of jail free" card. This also includes dark matters who are essentially floating terraformers for demon realms. They can also detect mamono mana from regular monsters, but only at close distances ranging between a few meters to a kilometer.
>>390028
Good luck cleaning up her corruptive runoff before the CIA arrives.
>>390045
>married
>she requires approximately a year's build up of spirit energy
Unless she brought her husband over as well, that portal plan goes out the window.
>>390046
>Might as well take a trip to the capital or a highly concentrated city and kick off the fun,
>creating a massive fucking scene where people monsterize in one specific location
What a great way to get the military involved in an immediate quarantine.
>>390048
Probably better to just send it through the regular mail system, as they will likely look through your accounts and find you shipping something off right after the incident and you disappearing.
>>390054
They're going to haul you both off to a facility for testing, and you are both unlikely to leave alive.
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c2714e No.390060
>Matango
I give it about a month before the whole city is purged by nuclear flame.
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81d74e No.390065
>Humpty Egg
I'm conflicted whether or not I should just hand her over or take one for the team and marry a fucking egg. Why the fuck would they sent over an egg as their champion and only hope anyway.
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500dcc No.390066
>Sea Slime
I guess she has some visibility stealth bonusses but this shit ain't gonna be easy unless I can somehow evolve her into a sea slime queen.
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ddb979 No.390073
>>390057
>What a great way to get the military involved in an immediate quarantine.
lol, let the fuckers come.
Besides, rushing B and monsterizing your country's leadership gets you some extra time to amscray if shit goes south or put a dent into your fed goons' plans long enough for you to hit somewhere else or spread it via waterways.
Also you're a fed cocksucker and deserve a beating.
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50f95b No.390074
>Pixie
Assuming she retains some power and can shrink me for at least half an hour, we ride a truck as far as we can, walk until we find somewhere safe to camp, then repeat when she's recharged. Once she gets back to full strength, we do the same thing except we leave the country entirely and hide in a forest for the rest of the year.
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c15a49 No.390080
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki
>Danuki
>Can disguise as human
>Can coerce and bribe
>Can hide her Mana
I think we have the alphabet soup taken care of, a better use for the year would be setting up political allainces to make the monsterized on go smoothly.
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a03c68 No.390082
>>390080
<Oy vey, now you cops are raiding innocent Jewish households too?!
>W-we’re sorry Mrs. Goldberg, we didn’t realize the blip we got was your sacrifice to Moloch. Please don’t cut our funding!
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cdd51c No.390091
>scylla
Me and her are going to make a b line to the Mississippi, and spend our honeymoon heading for the Caribbean. hidding in small crevices in the river beds and coral reefs when we enter the sea.
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363878 No.390109
>>390024
This also depends on the type of paranormal investigators we're going up against. Is it just the MIB or is it going to be something stupid like the SCP foundation?
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23be20 No.390110
>>390051
>>390057
Hiding her would be a nightmarish task and the the fact that there probably isn't a single monster with a larger presence than her makes it damn near impossible to keep her hidden. One option would be to have her disguise herself as human but leak her mana everywhere there's a few hundred people just to send the detection equipment on the fritz and keep the bodies trying to pick out one non-descript human from a crowd. Obvious problems would be if they somehow knew how to shield the equipment properly, manage to finish adapting china's surveillance tech by now, or Maou just refusing to not look like the sexiest woman alive to humanity in disguise. I honestly don't know how else to help hide her if her power is gonna be so overwhelming, especially so close to a major federal agency branch as I live.
>Unless she brought her husband over as well, that portal plan goes out the window.
I guess that would also put a damper on everything, but if she really was the only one able to do the portal you'd think she'd at least have the foresight to pull him along. But just thinking about the logistics of hiding two people who need to fuck while you're trying to hide them for a year so you can all save this foresaken world is both mindboggling frustrating and awkward as fuck. Then you have to worry about if the husband is the kind of man to get jealous easily (not that she would cheat on him but trying to keep him happy is another matter entirely)
>>390082
I kek'd
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82aee6 No.390112
Now why would they come after a man that is already protected by big brother?
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363878 No.390113
Barring the governmental paranormal groups, there would be other groups that would want you and your waifu dead. This would include secret wizards, vampire cabals, lizardpeople, space aliens who don't want their 'test subjects' tampered or changed and of course the secret murder cults who are always trying bring their god into this reality and would believe your waifu would be the perfect bait in doing so. And then there's always the crazed tinfoil lunatics that might try and kill both of you off.
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341328 No.390114
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a03c68 No.390116
>>390109
For the most part, MIB, especially in urban areas where subtlety is a priority. Move further from civilization and you might get at most 2-3 choppers. Some agencies care less about subtlety, however, and may kick in your door guns blazing regardless so long as they think they can complete their mission in time with as few witnesses possible. The police have no knowledge of these organizations though, and a well timed call could stall or cause problems for these agents, especially if they’re foreign. For secrecy reasons most of these organizations have very low manpower, and those with good manpower are foreign and face difficulties getting in. Each are very skilled and well equipped.
>>390110
Remember, even though she can’t be well hidden, she has 'a lot or power.' The DL can probably take on battle tanks with little issue, but this power can also be used for escape, such as invisibility, teleportation, shielding, etc. and just focus on endlessly fleeing. Monsterizing could also prove an effective distraction, by forcing them to focus on a lesser target that could get out of control, but this itself must be limited to prevent any major incidents.
>>390114
Why can’t it be the slime carrier?
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341328 No.390120
>>390116
>slime carrier
>cum in a pink goofy faced slime for a year
>alternatively throw it on a girl and have her become a sex crazed slut, but you'll still have that goofy looking shit :)ing at you while you nut
I'd rather the herb.
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a03c68 No.390121
>>390120
It's what you rolled, get used to it for the next year.
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fd0fb7 No.390122
>Apophis
I think the feds will be perfectly fine with a supernatural regime toppling snake person related to an evil, demonic serpent and the embodiment of chaos, appearing out of thin air near one of the densest and most influential city centers in the nation
but the cold is probably the real big issue here. i'm no snekfag but late winter is probably still no bueno for a desert living snake.
Really not into their venom and potion 'play'. hopefully she doesn't just jump my bones and turn me into a sex crazed dumbass.
but my bet is to bug out to the Appalachians. I don't know how i'd be able to hide her otherwise, unless she can rush something to disguise herself.
I'd like to get her to brew up something special, and then try to sneak it into NYC water mains, since that's probably as close her her "master plan" as you could get. also kinda fitting that "the city that never sleeps" becomes a dark deamon realm.
but I really doubt how capable i am at any of that, i'm no hardened /k/fag and i'd probably make a lotta dumb decisions. also there's the issue of how i work for a government contractor, me going missing or being suspicious would probably get a bead one me. not like i can just quit though, I hardly have the money on hand, that i can use without doing obviously shifty stuff like emptying my investment accounts.
could potentially get one of the MIB dudes with the venom, to get a "man on the inside" covering my ass, but i really wonder how the hell i could pull that off
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8e6c13 No.390124
>mershark
Get a fucking Tricorn hat and go full pirate with a school of Great Whites. If the glowniggers sink my shit, big deal, enough sex with her and I'm amphibious anyway, and they can't scan the whole ocean any better than they can scan the whole sky.
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b66563 No.390132
>Cheshire
First of all FUUUUUUUCK
Second this actually might not be so bad if I can hide her for a week. I have a roommate whose family owns some land in the Appalachians which I could squat on for a week, and he doesn’t particularly trust the glow-in-the-darks anyway.
Once my waifu regains her powers, it’s in the bag. She can teleport us away from any danger, trap agents into wonderland portals, and we can maximize the sexual efficiency by teleporting my dick into her vagina while I get other essential tasks done. The first week is really the only danger period. Hell, I could even just hit up the atm for gas money and go on a road trip with her for the week (cash only, don’t wanna get tracked by my credit card purchases).
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52ad8f No.390145
I got weresheep
>CQC any MIB that might harass me
>Force the spooks to sniff her fluffy wool
>keep them in a fluff induced coma as long as i can
>Dick the sheep to build up energy faster
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bc254c No.390147
>>390132
>teleporting my dick into her vagina
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c5d6ff No.390148
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14a48c No.390152
>most difficult part would be to get her into the ocean
>i live right next to a river though
>sex her on the beach and become aquaman
>go for a swim down the river, avoiding cargo ships as we do
>if the feds in my country know our general location the most they can do is hire a bunch of fishing boats to place nets along the river.
>go along bottom of channel, stop every once in a while for fish dinners and "charging her spirit energy"
>make it to the ocean, game over for the feds
>they can't send any forces after us that could catch us multiple kilometers below the surface
>if they have some super secret advanced scanning tech we use the underwater terrain to remain hidden
>spend the next few months traveling to the mariana trench, spend the rest of the year exploring the depths of her holes :^) in absolute peace and silence
>pressure is over 1000 times stronger down there, the most they could send down is drones and giant cumbersome submarines, nothing that could outspeed us, mess with them on a regular basis and attach fish to their cameras
>at the end of the year go on vacation to hawaii and set up portal along the west coast
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c5d6ff No.390153
>>390152
Lord knows a portal is needed on the west coast of the United States, even if it means there will be a lot of alps in east Hollywood.
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14a48c No.390160
>>390153
kek, i felt it a smart idea to open it in a place with the most concentrate level of degeneracy
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9f276a No.390164
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c5d6ff No.390170
>>390164
Do you think she would have a big enough energy signature to be detected by the CIA niggers?
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23be20 No.390180
>>390116
I'm pretty sure fighting tanks and the like head on would count as "getting out of control" and "a major incident." Monsterizing is a major distraction for the MIB but it also serves another function if the new monsters can avoid getting caught, spreading love and mana to slowly turn more people to the mamono side and passively build a support base to make things easier. We could basically turn ourselves into a massive fucking beacon to maybe have the slightest chance of triggering something hidden in someone that might be able to also make the portals happen (won't count on that though). Though if enough people get monsterized and start spreading mana everywhere, we might even be able to establish a demon realm before the portals open, which in turn might reduce the time needed to build up energy for our end goal.
But again, the worst part would be trying to hide the first week. I don't think anybody would argue that and I'm actually at a lost on how to make it through that.
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50f95b No.390187
>>390180
It all depends on how much power she has on day one, but if she can disguise two people then you could take a train to another city and sleep rough for a few days. They can't track you on cameras if they don't know who to look for.
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bc254c No.390199
>>390110
I think it also comes down to how autistic the feds are about digging into your personal life; if they didn’t have a way to tell if you’re bullshitting, you might be able to pass her off as your girlfriend.
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47c13a No.390216
>Wurm
Oh, snap.
To be trusted with such a mission must make her quite the smart Wurm indeed. Dare I even say… a Bookwurm.
Right. Big problem right off the bat - keeping her off my dick long enough so I can grab all my shit and proceed to go innawoods for atleast a week. Hiding out long enough in a nearby national forest will probably be alot easier if she doesn't mind carrying my sorry ass around.
Said week spent innawoods will likely involve ferocious amounts of recovering all her spirit energy, so once she's back up and topped off, hiding out will likely be alot easier. Transforming into a human woman and somehow obscuring her energy from potential scryers will likely be fairly simple, though there's going to be that entire awkward situation involving me disappearing for a week and returning with someone who's likely glued to my crotch near 24/7.
Anyone who tries to get physical will have to deal with the fact that she's still a fuck-mothering Dragon, so good luck with that. Won't help my squishy ass, though.
Shit. Thinking on this more, it might end up with me getting kidnapped and hauled off to somewhere safe for the next year once she gets her energy back up.
Oh, well. Guess I'm taking a year off from work.
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c15a49 No.390223
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dorome
>Dorome
There is a well-concealed part of my backyard, so I just need to move her back there, then play some outdoor airsoft for plausible deniability. After cleaning up my room, I get to the real dirty work, after a week of putting my stick in the mud, she can go under ground at any time and avoid detection. I just hope a surprise raid won't muck up my plans, or else I will have my name dragged.
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23be20 No.390270
>>390187
>disguise two people
>rough it on the trains
Not a bad idea, just need to make sure to find a place where I can buy a few tickets with cash and organize it within 2 hours of her and her husband arriving.
>>390199
>comes down to how autistic the feds are about digging into your personal life
Unfortunately I'm also technically a fed employee so they probably keep tabs on me, but I'm so far down the totem pole I might still keep my job even if I don't show up for a few weeks. And living in a house filled with other feds (though still just as low level) makes an even bigger mess of keeping the lies straight and making sure they're all in on it. Especially when none of them know what the hell is actually going on.
>you might be able to pass her off as your girlfriend
<Passing the demon lord as your girlfriend when her husband is right there
Maybe, depending on how she disguises us, I can pass her off as my sister.
Although thinking more about her powers, it might be possible that after the first week that I could convince the two to hide under their noses by working in the same plant as me with hypnotism and basically having everyone one of us playing whack-a-mole, except we're the moles here.
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2679b7 No.390341
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Inari
Since I live in Montana I guess I'll just slip over the border to hongcouver, they'll never find us there on account of how facial recognition tech has problems with Asians, and besides it's one of the places that DESERVES a ground zero threshold event for dotr.
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c15a49 No.390352
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Elf
Easy! Just show her LOTR, have her read the books, teach her that version of elvish, and go to nerd conventions! Once she.gets her power back, just head to the forest and prepare for the DOTR
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adde6b No.390361
>Matango
Is anyone going to blame me if I take her out myself?
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cdd51c No.390362
>>390361
As long as it's to a nice seafood dinner
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50f95b No.390375
>>390361
>not filling envelopes with matango spores and mailing them to China
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0f1b8d No.390378
>>390375
Oh boy, now we can have more Matangos AND more Chinese!
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d016e5 No.390379
>>390378
But would white phosphorus or napalm burn hot enough to remove mantango spores?
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c15a49 No.390380
>>390378
Or, just mantagos since they haven't fixed the "no sons" thing. Also tell Taiwan, Japan, both Korea's and those countries in Indochina, they would be more than happy to contain the Mushroom People's Republic of China
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76b458 No.390382
>>390024
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Mage
Well, she seems topical at least. Fucking for power is literally her thing.
Guess it's road trip time off the grid to buy time while we pound all day. At least she's easy to work with on the disguise o' meter.
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fc5088 No.390386
>dark Valkyrie
Shit. I’ll have more trouble with her than I will any MIB. I guess I’d try to run innawoods somewhere. At least she can fly.
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5feb32 No.390388
>Grapesnake
Well so much for subtlety. Time to found the Terran Mamono Empire so it's prepared for the DotR.
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6413d4 No.390389
>>390386
> Shit. I’ll have more trouble with her than I will any MIB.
Why though?
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fc5088 No.390397
>>390389
its kind of hard to run away from government spooks if she’s always trying to have sex
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6413d4 No.390402
>>390397
But isn't that literally every girl in MGE?
Imagine you got the Gargoyle. Literally impossible to win.
>Get home
>Gargoyle time!
>Get pounced and mounted
>Fuck till you both get turned into stone
>Wake up in a secret government lab the next morning after you turn back to normal
>You'll still finish cumming in front of all those strangers
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fc5088 No.390403
>>390402
I always viewed the “dark” monsters as ratcheting the sex drive up to a 20. The others at least don’t demand sex 24/7
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c15a49 No.390408
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Chochin-Obake
Well, she's not going to be happy about the lightbulbs, that's for sure…
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a03c68 No.390420
>>390389
>>390402
>>390403
Just as in KC’s canon, the sex part is overstated, but the monster is also aware of her high priority mission, and how she can’t just immediately hop on some dick until the glowsticks show up.
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b66563 No.390426
>>390147
Look man, if we need to be fucking as often as possible, any way to continue the fucking while getting groceries, preparing anti-MIB defenses for the house, or otherwise continuing to blend in to normal life, is a way to make sure we get the job done quicker and shortens the amount of time I have to juggle these responsibilities. Besides, I’m thinking of it more as a portal leading directly to her vagina, so nothing’s really out of place.
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b66563 No.390429
>>390388
God imagine how easy this would be with a Pharoah
>literally just command the agents to stand down, return to base, and tell their superiors it was a false alarm
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aa0d51 No.390440
>>390429
You haven't read enough of SCPprepozzing/RPC if you can't see how this might play out.
>agents return to base
>report false alarm
>superiors understand that means the entity that passed through has some level of mind influencing power
>orders shift to focus on remote observation via drones and long-distance methods
>all personnel intended to make direct contact are to wear mics
>these microphones are to be listened into by a secondary team, who listens for anything unusual such as a suspect giving them orders to report a false alarm
>if they pin your location down, all assault team members are to wear noise cancelling headphones, personal oxygen tanks and mirrored eye protection
>all team communications will take place via built in radios
My friend once ran a tabletop game set in a "monstersgirls/boys-in-the-real-world" setting. I created a character who was basically a redneck version of the anti-monster SWAT team described above.
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fc5088 No.390441
>>390440
How did your character deal with the monsters of the eldritch type?
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c15a49 No.390493
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c15a49 No.390494
monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Poseidon
To the nearest coast!
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50f95b No.390520
>>390402
At least it's not a sandworm.
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d38e5b No.390578
Does it really matter what Monster you get?
Just make the honey go back to their side of the portal and threaten to call the police if the G-Men harass you too much. Set up security cameras around your home to watch them doing things so you can prove it in court if they do anything illegal.
Nothing short of a SWAT team is getting in to your home, which is uncalled for by their own rules since you're not doing anything illegal. Seems like a pretty easy condition to meet to me.
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14aae6 No.390581
>>390578
Youre assuming they wouldn't pull out some MK ultra style denial of rights campaign to "protect" the world. Governments are sp00ky m8.
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fc5088 No.390585
>>390578
>Just make the honey go back to their side of the portal
Are you saying that you’d send your potential waifu back to her world and have the world exist without waifus? Are you evil or something?
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c2714e No.390588
>>390578
We're talking alphabet soups, anon. The CIA doesn't give a shit about law enforcement, MIB would probably care even less.
You won't be SWATed, you probably won't even be SEALd, you'll be SAD/SOGed
If you're very unlucky, you'll be Delta Greened.
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d38e5b No.390589
>>390581
That would be a very big incident that the entire neighborhood would be aware of, and how hyper competent do you think these people are? Are they so scary if you keep in mind that it would probably be the UN that oversees them? Big operations to invade a country and take out a law-abiding citizen takes time to set up and get everyone to agree to do it. The only thing they have to go on is a blip on their machines that they could even deem faulty if nothing comes from investigating.
>>390585
Nowhere in the rules listed does it say she has to stay over here to keep the portal up. I'll see her again in a month.
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d38e5b No.390590
>>390588
The CIA has informational seminars about the dangers of Incels using Mumkey Jones videos as training aides. I'm not worried about the CIA as long as I act like a normal human being.
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b66563 No.390598
>>390589
Anon, if she could make the full portal without being on our side of it, they wouldn’t have risked sending her over early in the first place.
And also OP says the portal was only open for a split second. By the time she’s there, it’s already gone. You can’t send her back through because it no longer exists.
Also she needs a year’s worth of spirit energy for the permanent portal. If there was a way to go back, you would have to go with her in order to get the job done.
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d38e5b No.390601
>>390598
How do you know that? Maybe she was just happy to see me? I'm a pretty charming and likeable guy. If I was on the other side of a portal I wouldn't wait to come and see me either.
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b66563 No.390613
>>390601
Well now you’re just arguing for argument’s sake
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d9cb3f No.390625
>Dragon
Would probably take the moving van and drive to my dads summer cottage in the archipelago. On the way there we would stop for camping supplies (its still cold here) since we cant stay at the cottage since it would be too obivious if i dissapear and dont show up for work. Once we cant drive further we would take my dads boat if it isn't up on dry land because of ice. If the boat is a no go then we could just fly between the islands at night (shitload of islands in close promixity to eachother in the finnish archipelago) untill the week has passed. After that we would probably keep moving regularly at night only now we can go pretty much anywhere on the globe.
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b955f0 No.390652
>>390590
You should be more worried, if you had paid attention you would have noticed that seminar was for women with no skills to waste tax payers money. There are plenty of agents who have already perfectly infiltrated this place, it was mentioned in the Dick Show.
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d38e5b No.390653
>>390651
It's not exactly hard to infiltrate an anonymous image board. Hell, I could be a CIA infiltrator. Wooooo, spooky.
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b955f0 No.390656
>>390653
Exactly, the fact that it's so easy guarantees that we're almost certainly constantly being monitored.
It also means there are Agents in the CIA fully dedicated to studying memes and are apparently even good at it. Nothing stopping them from manipulating the site with enough effort.
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d38e5b No.390690
>>390656
I feel as if we both know what you mean by "influencing the site," but you think it means way more than it actually does. A couple of trannies on a discord can influence an imageboard for christ's sake, it's not impressive.
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0421da No.390701
>>390690
Still makes it a honeypot though. Can you deny that? Hell, they could even make a new honeypot board, wouldn't be surprised if they already have.
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d38e5b No.390704
>>390701
Uh, I don't really see what this has to do with the men in black wanting to break my door down but being unable to because of laws but sure? They can bait people in to breaking laws over anonymous image boards? I could make a honeypot board.
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