/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

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>Be a college sophomore, hard at work on wizard status

>You’re not bad looking, just shy, half autistic, and unwilling to be raped into a marriage with a mamono you hardly know

>Live in off-campus house with a great bro-tier friend named Sam you’ve known as long as you can remember. He’s a great guy and pretty much the only person you hang with. Has the same interests in cars, guns, and gaming as you.

>Don’t especially like going out; mamono can smell the pathetic virgin off you from a mile away. You might as well be Maybach driving, private jet owning, millionaire rap god as far as they’re concerned.

>Sam seems to drag you off your PC rig every once and a while to get you out of the house. You don’t mind as much when you’re with him; he knows you don’t like any kind of attention, plays reverse wingman for you, intercepting mamono and doing god knows what with them to keep them off your back.

>He’s surprisingly effective. Even though he doesn’t give off the beta aura that you do, being 6’2”, athletic, and blonde still gets some traction, even among mamono.

>He tries to work with you on your own appearance, taking you to the gym with him when he can, giving you lifting tips, helping you with your form, getting you into browsing /fit/.

>Makes you a bit uncomfortable sometimes, when he slaps your abs, check your biceps, or encourages you to squeeze his muscles to ‘Check out these gains, Brah!’

>It’s whatever. Your bro has always been like this.

>Who are you kidding. Sam’s as queer as a three dollar bill and you know it. He probably doesn’t, though. Still, you’re flattered by the attention and at least he isn’t trying to rape the shit out of you. It’s hard to bash on faggots when one is your best friend.

>He’ll make gay jokes all day long and hate on ‘Lefty Soyboy Faggots’ like it’s his day job while you stay quiet and change the subject when he gets like this.

>You figure it’s a coping mechanism from growing up in a religious household with a hard-as-nails, borderline abusive father.

>You’re cool with it, as long as he doesn’t hit on you. Hell, he’s your best bro, even if he did make a pass at you, you’d probably just apologize, say you aren’t into dudes, and pretend like nothing happened.

>Besides, he’s clearly bi, and up to his eyeballs in monsterpuss. He’ll eventually get raped good enough to settle down with a nice mamono and that will be that.

>One day, he drags you out to the club again so he can get free drinks and show off his dance moves. You go along to keep him happy and your guild raid got cancelled anyway.

>Sitting at the bar gulping Budweiser because you don’t want to be a ‘craft beer’ guy in a college town, succubus approaches from behind you, puts a hand on your shoulder

>Rape warning intensifies

<”Hey, Anon, remember me from high school?”

>Yes, but go away. Jennifer Johnson, cheerleader, one grade behind you. Tall, long blond hair, blue eyes, Horns, wings, and tail, as Aryan as Sam, super popular, bubbly personality. You seem to remember hearing that she was prom queen when was a senior at MGCH.

“Jennifer, right?”

<”Just Jen! I’m so glad you remember me, I was worried. Funny we ended up at the same college, huh? It’s good to see a familiar face. I wasn’t sure you ever noticed me.”

>A muscular arm reaches around her shoulder, pulling her toward its owner

<”The real question is, do you remember me, Jen?”

>God-Tier Bro saves your virgin ass from imminent co-ed rape and marriage. How he gets away with it without mandatory commitment, you’ll never know.

<”Um, Steve, right?”

>She looks nervous, glancing at you, then back to Sam. You turn back to your beer and your phone, crisis averted. She’ll take the hint.

<”It’s Sam. Let’s dance.”

>He pulls her onto the dance floor while you breathe a sigh of relief. That would be another beer you owe him, if he didn’t always insist on buying them for you, or passing along the beers that girls buy for him. He was the one that wanted to go out, so he was buying, Sam reasoned. You make it a point never to accept beers from monster girls yourself; they always seemed to think you owe them cock for it and don’t particularly like getting roofied.

>The night is going well, but it’s getting late. Both Sam and Jen seem really happy together, enjoying the whole evening dancing and drinking. In between ‘good’ song, they take breaks and the three of you talk, catch up, and share funny stories.

>She’s a lot nicer than you would have thought, and her bubbly personality only helps pull you out of your shell. She doesn’t mind a bit when you say stupid autistic shit, only laughs because she thinks its funny.

>Even better, she seems to have taken a real liking to Sam. Gay confession on distant horizon seeming less likely. They make very sure you’re not a third wheel. Quite the opposite. Between the two of them, you feel like you’re the center of the world.

>The two of them decide they’re done drinking and dancing and want to head back to the house.

>Oh shit, no sweaty bathroom sex for your boy, he’s taking this one home. This is serious. You couldn’t be more happy for them.

>Uber ride home, first time after a night like this with three people instead of two. Jen sits on Sam’s lap. She’s wearing a skirt, squeezing and rubbing his junk between her legs, grinding her white cotton panty covered snatch against him.

>You can’t NOT notice his bulge.

>Never try to look, but the guy made no secret of showing you how big he was every chance he got. Dude dangles shaft in the locker room, the shower, sometimes around the house.

>Never seen it at full mast before, thank fuck.

>Just from the tent he was pitching in his jeans, makes it clear he was gonna split this bitch in two, God almighty.

>Good for both of them. She gets a good dicking and he gets the gayness fucked out of him once Jen’s pussy locks him down. If he never drags you out to another club after this, even better.

>Humid smell from Jen’s manpleaser already filling the car. She catches you looking at her crotch, her hand under her skirt, squeezing hard around the piece of lumber that Sam apparently smuggled into his jeans. The damn thing was halfway down his thigh.

>Eyes need to be somewhere else. Some things better left unseen.

<”You can look, Anon,” Jen says, “I don’t mind. We’re all friends here.”

>Turn back to her before thinking better of it. Her skirt’s flipped up now, panties visible, completely soaked. There’s a massive wet spot all over Sam’s jeans and manhood.

>Jen is smiling with bright white teeth. Sam looks… Apologetic?

>This gay shit again. Hope she fucks him good.

>She locks lips with ya boy. They look like they’re trying to swallow each others’ tongues. Both seem into it. Good.

<”Sam, I need you to fuck me now,”

>She reaches deeper under her skirt with one hand, obviously trying to undo his belt. Other hand reaches up her shirt.

>Uber driver puts a stop to it. Tells you three in no uncertain terms that the moment a dick appears, all three of us are walking.

>Thank god. You’re happy for you bro, and for Jen, but no. Don’t want to watch a real life Chad and Stacie spawn their Ubermensch in real time.

>Clothes on, Jen still came.

>Bitch came two more times before Uber pulled up to the house. Uber driver has to wipe down the plastic seat cover. It must happen a lot.

>Inside the house now.

>Jen bites her lower lip and grabs your hand. You pretend not to notice how slick it is with girl cum.

<”You can… You can watch, Anon. If… If you want… I think it would be nice for you…”

>You really don’t want to. Objectively, both Jen and Sam are top tier, 11/10, better than any porn. Seeing them together would make you hard as diamonds. Still weird as hell. Under no circumstances should you get off your bro pistoning some chick. From then on, Sam would know that you’d gotten off to a top notch dicking he gave to his soon to be wife. He’d be a bro about it, never smug, but he’d know. Then it might be a thing.

>Sam looks conflicted, but he hadn’t shot down the idea. Sonovabitch. Jen looks excited and expectant, ‘Is that a present for me?’ look.

>Hell no.

“No, thanks. It’s getting late and I just kinda want to relax and then get some sleep.”

>Jen looks disappointed.

<”Well, okay.”

>She squeezes your hand. Her girl spunk squishes between your fingers, but she’s too high on sex to notice.

<”If you change your mind, we’ll leave the door open. Rubbing one out might help you sleep.”

>She’s damn right, but it won’t be from you watching her get your pretty little cunt drilled by your best friend.

>Sam puts his hand on your shoulder and squeezes. Bro’s half smiling, but nervous.

<”G’night Brah, see you in the morning,” he says, “I’m waking you up bright and early tomorrow. We’re not skipping leg day just cause I’m laying some pipe in this chick.”

>Jen giggles as they walk off into Sam’s bedroom.

<”It’s so sweet of you to take him to the gym like that…”

>It’ll be sweeter when you lock my boy’s ass down so he stops doing that.

>All’s well that ends well. Get into your room, slip headphones on. It’s time to log in to do some dailies. You hope that marriage won’t change Sam too much.

>Twenty minutes later.

>Furious pounding at your bedroom door.

>Surprised as hell, the fright makes you jump in your seat. Throw off your headphones, and stand up.

“What is it?!”

>”Brah! Brah, open up, it’s bad! It’s bad!”

>Definitely a woman’s voice that you don’t recognize. Or maybe you do. Barely. Don’t know from where.

>Throw open your bedroom door.

>Fuck no. Did Sam score a threeway?

>There’s a tall naked woman standing there, tears in her eyes. Bitch is terrified out of her mind.

>Don’t know what’s going on, but you know real fear when you see it. Lips quivering, arms halfway extended to you. She’s pleading with her eyes.

>Without thinking, pull the woman into a hug. Her lean bare back feels soft. She wraps her arms around you tight, squeezing herself against you. Her fingers dig into your back. She’s taller than you, but manages to bury her face into your shoulder and that’s when the real crying starts.

>Deep heaving sobs and wailing, like someone close to her had just died. Tears and saliva warm your shoulder.

<”Brah, I don’t… I don’t know what happened, Brah.”

>Oh shit. Sam Alped.

>Sam pulls away. Still holding you by the shoulders.

<”She did this to me… One minute we were… And now… Look at me, Brah! What the fuck… What the fuck am I gonna tell… My family… My dad! Oh, God, Anon, you know it’s me, right?”

>It was obviously Sam.

>Height is the same. Every bit as athletic and lean as before, except now she looks like a women’s olympic beach volleyball player. Hair is the same shade of blond as before, on her head as a pixie cut and below as a landing strip. Lost all her body hair everywhere else. Skin is basically perfect now. Face is young looking, perfect and heart shaped with a small, almost pointed chin. She’s got breasts, perky, maybe a B-cup, wider hips and thighs, and slit like a fresh peach. Her inner thighs and pelvis are soaked in what was probably Jen’s juices.

>Also noticed his wings, a tail, and two small horns on his forehead.

“Yeah buddy. I know it’s you, I know. We’ll make this right.”

>Shit got too real, too quick. No idea what else to do or say.

>He grips your face and nods his head, tearful smile across his face. Pulls you in for another hug while you rub his back.

>Over his shoulder, Jen appears. Looks just as terrified as Sam. Her hand is over her mouth.

>You motion her away, but Sam sees. Dude spins around with all the hatred in the world. He’s furious.

<”You did this to me, Bitch!”

>Sam was a big dude. Still a big woman. The guy’s been in fights before, several times. Gives beatdowns like participation awards to everyone who ever thought it was a good idea to pick on you. You’ve seen him enraged, and that’s exactly what he is. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to the most devastating ass whuppin anyone’s ever seen. If you don’t do something now, It’ll be worse than Brienne of Tarth taking on Stephanie from Lazytown in bare-knuckle cage match.

>You wrap your arms around Sam, your hands falling across her breasts. She doesn’t care and neither do you. Only wants to fight. You only her to stop.

>You pull tight against her. Hope to hold her back, but it’s futile. A human woman of that height and athleticism would be hard to hold back. With her mamono strength, you’re little more than her backpack.

>Don’t think, just jump.

>Wrap your arms and legs around her and It’s like she’s giving you a piggyback ride.

>Jen backs away, scared and confused.

“She didn’t do this. She didn’t do this, buddy. Look at her. She didn’t do this, trust me. You Alped, that’s all.”

>Doubt he knows what it means you wouldn’t be in this position in the first place. They were rare but you remembered reading about it somewhere. Doubt they even covered it in your eleventh grade mamono studies class.

>It isn’t something you worried about. Figured as long as Sam was fucking and getting fucked by women, she couldn’t possibly Alp. Done fucked that one up.

>Sam’s angry and confused, but you know she trusts you. She rests her head against yours. You move your hand from her tit to her shoulder and begin rubbing. She staggers the two of you back against the wall. You release her and stand there. After a moment, she’s hugging you again.

<”What happened to me, Brah?” she asks, “What’s going on?”

>You try to phase it so she’d understand it. Keep her calm. Don’t tell her there was probably no going back.

“Just some weird accidental magic, Bro. A bad reaction between your spirit energy and her demonic energy. Total freak accident.”

<”Will I be okay? Will I turn back?”

“We’ll try, buddy. I’ll see what I can do. Promise.”

>Eye Jen and wave her back into Sam’s room. She nods.

>Take Sam into your room and walk her over to your bed. Help her down into it and pull the sheet and blankets up to her chin.

“Get some sleep, buddy. I’m going to talk to Jen and try to get you fixed.”

>>370263

>A bad reaction between your spirit energy and her demonic energy

this guy might just be the very first case of the most absurd shit caused by mamonobongo yet

but will this trio of bakas be able to figure out how to un-gay the brah and secure his marriage? or will this just end with a lazy-ass alp acceptance threesome ending?

>>370267

>Implying that what he's telling his friend who doesn't understand alping isn't misdirection cause he doesn't want to call out his friend for being a fag

>Implying there's a way to un-alp someone

>Implying that it wasn't already clear that Brah has hots for friendo, and WTF else would he alp

>Implying that he would alp at all if he was really interested in succubutt

>Make your way to Sam’s room where Jen is standing in a corner. Bitch is wide eyed and practically hyperventilating. She’s naked, perfect blond cheerleader succubus body and all. Neither of you could care less. Copious seed, girl cum, and the barest hint of a red trickle are slowly drooling down her inner thighs. Sex fumes in the air.

<”I swear, I didn’t think that would happen! Never in a million years, I swear! He was so into it, it wasn’t even possible!”

>Sit down on the bed, careful of the large wet spot in the middle. Pat the mattress next to you.

>Jen nods and and takes the hint. Sits down next to you. After a moment, she scoots closer. Presses into you. Her arms wrap you into a soft hug, she too buries her face into your other shoulder and begins bawling her eyes out. It’s like a dam being breached.

<”I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry…”

>She keeps repeating it over and over.

>Rub her back this time, calming her down, whispering how it will be okay.

>Need a minute to think. Google can do the thinking for you.

>Pull out phone, search Wikipedia for Alp.

>Should have known better. Doesn’t matter whether someone liked girls or fucked them on the regular. Only matters if someone wants to be a chick or really wants to fuck a particular dude.

>Only friend probably Alped because he wants to take your temperature with his meat thermometer.

>Keep reading.

>’Alps will continue to seek out their male friends and behave in all respects like nothing ever happened. They will completely deny all feminine personality traits and any urges to lay with men.’

>Oh, that’s not so bad.

>’Eventually, however the urges to feed on men’s spiritual energy will reach a crisis point and they will seek out their closest male friend and proactively engage in furious intercourse. Like all mamono, this constitutes an unbreakable marriage bond, although the Alp will rarely recognize it as such. She will in all aspects adhere to the marriage, but will regard it as nothing more than a very, very close friendship with monogamous benefits.’

>That’s bad.

>Did Sam even have any other guy friends? No, but a lot of good female friends. Typical. Big fucking faggot.

>>370268

>>Implying there's a way to un-alp someone

To be honest a quest to remove the gay would be refreshing take on it than yet another alpfucking ending. Could be a good opportunity for comedy and as anti-gay community sentiment

KC did say we could disregard hsi canon anyway

>>370270

>un-alp someone

You might be right, it could make for a pretty good story. Visit paladin vice-commander Pence or something. Maybe another time. This is more of an exploration of what happens when your gym dude-brah alps on you. I've seen a few green texts on it before, but never anything more than a couple lines. Want to explore that more in depth.

>quest to remove the gay

Isn't this literally what alping is?

>>370271

>Isn't this literally what alping is?

Technically but the alp you're fucking is still your brah in soul

soul brahtherhood transcends sexuality

Note: In addition to exploring the AlpBrah dynamic, this story also looks at what happens when a momano sexes up (essentially marries) someone who Alps, but the Alp is obviously (by nature of Alping) interested in someone else.

>Jen is leaning in close to your ear now, whispering.

<”I might… No, I'm pretty sure I’m pregnant.”

>Fuck you running sideways.

<”I thought I loved him- her- and that s-she was the one. It’s not… It’s not supposed to be like this… I can’t be with her… But I can’t move on… Who would want to be with single mom? I don’t even know if I WANT to move on. But he- she- doesn’t like me like that. Can’t, not anymore, right? I CAN’T make a mamono love me like that.”

>Jesus this was some heavy shit. Just what the hell were the ultra-monogamous mamono supposed to do in this situation?

<”I mean, would YOU want some preggo girl, washed up dime-a-dozen succubus who gave her cherry away on a one night stand? Could I even hope to make someone like you fall for me?”

>Don’t know what to say to make her feel better. God damn is it hard not to notice how attractive she is, pressed up against you like this… On the other hand, she looks so helpless and exposed, as if she had just completely surrendered. In a way, she had. Her worldview, even down to her own identity, was shattering.

>Say something quick, defuse the situation, get out and go sleep on the couch before succubutt charm causes the ultimate stupid. Inspiration hits.

“We only just reconnected, but after the wonderful time you showed me tonight, any guy who knows you like I do would be yours in a heartbeat, no matter what. You’ll find someone, I guarantee it.”

<”Aren’t you someone?”

>No, I’m nobody. This is taking a very dangerous turn.

<”I like you both, you at first, then her. I can’t lie and say I’m still not in love with her… But when I was with Sam, the part of me that had any interest in you just shut down. It made me a little sad at first, but I had Sam in that moment, so I didn’t even care. Now though… I can feel it, you know? Her spirit energy is gone. Her last little bit is inside me. I can feel myself opening back up, ready to accept someone else.”

>No. Fuck no. Too young for marriage, too young to raise your own kids, let alone someone else’s, must maintain wizard status.

“Yeah, finding someone else is-”

>Soft lips pressed against your. Blond hair falls into your face as she presses you down onto Sam’s bed. Her naked body is about as perfect as you can imagine, forcing herself against you. Hands tear your clothing off. Wet spot noted.

>>370291

>pregnant on the first sex

It’s a mamono miracle!

>It all happens before you can even react.

>Almost. Your cock certainly reacted as the folds of her silky womanhood slide up your shaft.

>Try to maintain your composure. Make your manhood fall. You force yourself to think of the nasty sloppy seconds waiting for you. Try to allow your dick to be intimidated into submission, tell yourself you’ll never compete with the former Chad Thundercock crying herself to sleep in your bed.

>Nothing works.

>Fuck it, scream to bro for help and pray she doesn’t kill Jen.

“Wait! Stop! Hel-”

>Her tail whips around, wrapping itself gently around your throat. The spade tip covers your mouth tightly.

<”No more sounds. Just us, my husband. My love.”

>She’s still grinding your shaft, her slippery lower lips splitting themselves open on your cock, which still shows no signs of flagging. Getting closer to the end.

>Her grip tightens on you, tail tightens, still can breath though, that’s a plus. Throws her head back and screams through clenched teeth. You can feel her nether lips contracting on you as a load of girl spunk releases.

>Probably some of Sam’s spunk, too. Gross.

>She’s got one climax down, lord knows how many more to go. Next one will probably be with you inside, and you’ll seal the deal.

>You need to get free, now.

>Her hips are sliding along your shaft, parting her lower lips wide open against your swollen glans, running it up and down along her slit, using it to tease her clit.

>She’s taking her time, bucking and moaning.

>No, she’s… She’s hesitating.

>What gives? Doesn’t matter. She won’t hesitate forever.

>Noise woke up Sam, hear him coming. You didn’t lock the door, thank God. Didn’t even close it.

>Now she’s standing in the doorway, wings spread, looking like a nude avenging valkyrie having come down from on high to kick rapist ass.

>Thank you Jesus Almighty, get this turboslut off you!

>Sam steps into room like your own personal glorious girl gladiator, here to save your pathetic virgin ass.

>She’s looks so hot when she’s naked and determined… Bad thought. Down, boy, one more reaction like that and you’ll be spelunking in the forbidden cave.

<”Ha ha, Brah! Congrats on finally getting your cherry popped!”

>He pats your head. Lolwut.

>Still can’t get over how feminine her voice sounds now.

>But seriously, now is not the time to congratulate you for winning the rape lottery.

>Jen’s tail tip still covering your mouth tightly. Try to use telepathy and eye motions to tell Sam to get this fucking girl off you.

>Doesn’t work.

>Sam sits down on the bed next to you two.

<”Hey Kitten!”

<”Hey Babe!”

>Jen is STILL straddling you, pressing you into the mattress. She’s all smiles.

>Sam bends over, lifts Jen’s chin, they share a kiss for a few seconds. Sam’s kneading your rapist’s larger breasts with one hand. Both passing brief glances at you the whole time.

>Jen bites Sam’s lip as your friend pulls away.

>Apparently, you’re terrible at conveying terror with your eyes.

>Not gonna lie, it’s hot though. Your Mr. Happy pulses ever so closer to entering the event horizon.

>Sam doesn’t seem concerned in the slightest. If he’s gonna get with you, how can he be cool with this succubus fucking you in his own bed? If he’s gonna get with her, the same thing applies, right?

<”Thanks for taking care of my boy, Kitten. He needs it, and I always hoped we’d be eskimo brothers one day.”

>Jen pecks her lightly on the lips, her smile and bubbly personality returning ten fold. All trace of sadness: gone.

<”Of course, babe! Anything for you! He’s such a good friend, to both of us, really, so I had to help.”

>What the hell. The is not happening. Sam’s always been dense, but can she really not see that her best friend is getting raped?

>Sam’s rubbing Jen’s naked, winged back while she’s still holding you down by your arms. Buddy looks concerned now. Has something to say. Thank you, merciful God finally.

<”I… Well, Kitten, I just wanted to apologize for my outburst earlier.”

>Jen looks touched. She sits up, still on top of you, pushing the full weight of her cunt into your cock. She doesn’t let your arms or head go. No, she pulls you up with her.

>Both girls are now sitting up next to each other on the bed, roughly at eye level on account of Jen straddling your naked hips and Sam’s height, looking like their about to have a touching movie moment together.

<”That’s so sweet, babe, but you have nothing to apologize for. What you went through was really scary. Anyone would react the way you did. I’m just glad you aren’t mad at me anymore and that Anon was there to comfort you.”

>Sam wraps her arms around Jen, kissing her again, leaving their foreheads touching. You’d think it was romantic if you weren't being dragged along like a sex marionette.

>Bro finds a reply.

<”Still, if Anon hadn’t been there, I don’t know what would have happened. He’s always been my better half, you know?”

>Sam looks at you, smiles, and ruffles your hair. Opening your fist that had been clenched in fear, she entwines her fingers with yours. If hearts in the eyes were a thing, she’d have them.

<”He’s a real good friend to you, isn’t he? You’re so, so lucky to have someone like him.”

<”Yeah, I Know it, babe. Well, I’m gonna get some sleep. I love you.”

<”I love you too!”

>They kiss. Sam lets go of your hand. She looks like she’s about lo leave. This was not fucking happening.

>Sam rubs Jen’s shoulder.

<”Go easy on him, Jenny, it’s his first time and we’ve got our own workout to get through tomorrow.”

>No. No no no no no. No!

<”Of course, but… Well…”

<”But what?”

<”But, well, I’m not sure I want to right now…”

>Ho-Lee-Shit there is a God.

<”It’s just that, your leftover spiritual energy is still kind of inside me… It’s making me feel weird about having another man. I’m not sure I can be with someone else right now. I want Anon, very badly, but it’s lingering. Also, I might be pregnant, you must know that…”

>Sam is smiling.

<”Well, I kinda figured… I did plow you something fierce.”

<”So I want to make sure our baby’s yours without having to wonder. So maybe I could wait a few weeks until we’re sure I’m expecting?”

>Thank you thank you thank you thank you.

>Get through this, ghost this chick, she finds someone else, move the fuck on. You like her well enough, but not enough to upend your future. Too bad, so sad. Then deal with your bro who may or may not try to harvest your cock.

<”Of course, Jen. Don’t pressure yourself.”

>All to easy. All downhill from here.

<”I love you, Sam. And I love Anon, too. Is that weird?”

>Yes.

>They kiss again.

<”Hell naw, Kitten. You know I love you, and I always love my brah. I mean, damn, he’s the kinda guy I could totally get married to for tax purposes.”

>Jen positively beamed with excitement, bouncing up and down against your cock. If she keeps this up, you won’t even need to rub one out later.

<”You know, Sam, Texas and Utah do polygyny now…”

>Fucking fundamentalist mamono states.

<”That’s a fuckin’ great idea. Honestly, I don’t know if I could get married and leave my bro behind. And I haven’t exactly seen you lining up the poon, Brah. This works out for all three of us. You don’t want to be forever alone, do you, Anon?”

>You try to shake your head yes. Tail around your neck, Jen nods your head no.

<”Fuckin’ A right, Brah, didn’t think so. It’s settled then. But ah, Kitten… What about Anon’s dick? You can’t just leave my boy like that. You’ll blue ball him somethin’ fierce and cause all kinds of problems. It’s bad for the circulation.”

>Jen slides forward, leaving a snail trail up your chest. Cock pops out from under her, grazing her perfect ass crack as it comes to full attention.

<”Damn, Brah! Packin’ some heat! I didn’t know you were that huge. Some kind of super dick here. You should be proud.”

>Sam trying to flatter you is like using a forest fire to send smoke signals.

>Your best friend always been that way. ‘Lookin’ real swole today, Brah! Awesome game, mauled those casuals! Guns gettin’ huge, gonna be a freak in no time! No stacks shots you you do, Bro!’ That sort of thing. Fake as hell, but still leaves you feeling warm inside.

>Your cock is nothing special. Slightly above average, at best. Nothing compared to the girl who used to swing something that would make donkeys hide in shame.

>Furthermore, you’re equally concerned that your best friend now had your meatus firmly wrapped in her soft hand.

>Jen looks genuinely apologetic.

<”Awww, I’m sorry, Babe, I wouldn’t ever let that happen to him. I was just gonna suck him off, if that’s okay with you? Feed the baby, you know?”

<”Hell nah, Kitten, you can’t do my boy like that. Look at how much he needs it. My brah is straight throbbin’.”

>No, no you do not need it.

>Sam strokes your shaft a few times and her head disappears behind Jen. Feel her tongue takes a few licks of the precum and girl-juices on your tip. God it feels incredible.

<”Yeah, my boy deserves better than some lame blowjob. I’ll handle it. No worries, Brah, I got you.”

>Sam straddles your hips, facing you. Her tail wraps lightly around your legs holding them in place. All smiles, Jen turns around to face Sam, her beautiful ass now facing you, sitting on your stomach.

>She has to release your hands, but your neck and mouth are still restrained.

>Try to push her off, but next to succubus strength, it’s useless. Her wings fold back to press you down against the bed.

>Rock hard and terrified that this is your life now.

<”Awww, that’s so sweet babe, taking care of your little friend like this!”

>Kind of offended. You’re almost as tall as Sam.

<”Anything for my best bud, but this part’s not so little, is it, Kitten?”

>Again, nothing special.

>They chuckle, scoot close together, share a kiss with your cock sandwiched firmly between their cunts. Jen reaches down, you feeling her fingers rubbing Sam’s wet slit. They’re both drenching you.

<”Be careful, babe, you’re super tight. I don’t even think I can get a finger in yet.”

<”A little pain ain’t nothin’ for my boy. I’ve been punched and kicked so many times growing up defending Anon… It just makes him that much more special to me.”

>And now you’re feeling bad. Sam really has done so much for you. So much more than you could ever hope to repay her for. Resignation, sympathy, or final revelation, you sigh. Maybe it was for the best.

>Her hips go up, a quick positioning of your cock against her slippery folds. She rubs your cockhead against her clit, up and down, moaning. With her other hand, she pulls Jen into a tight embrace, lips locking, mouths open, kissing, breasts pressing in against each other. Positioning yourself against her tight little opening, Sam begins lowering down in a slow deliberate motion. Her entrance holds firm for a quick second, then yields against your girth as her maidenhead gives way.

>You both cry out in intense and pleasure, though your sounds are both muffled, you by Jen’s tail, Sam by Jen’s mouth. Nothing you have ever felt compares to her tightness. Nothing has ever been this good.

>>370291

>what happens when a momano sexes up (essentially marries) someone who Alps, but the Alp is obviously (by nature of Alping) interested in someone else

Not to harsh your groove (I’m legitimately enjoying your writing) but that ain’t a problem in KC canon: Mamono can smell the homolust no matter how closeted, and usually ignore the time-bombs. A few monsters sometimes go out of their way to molest a twink into genderbending out of charity (just want to help get it over with and make them a proper girl) or opportunism (unattached girls use them as a free hit of the sauce, some predatory monsters make alps their slaves and/or harem sisters while teaching them the ropes to life as a Mamono) but even in those cases they know to avoid outright penetration with them.

>>370251

Genuine question: do men who get turned into undead count as alps?

>>370309

No they're considered an undead incubus, with the exception of a skeleton which is more like a golem made from the bones of a dead person and not a resurrected person.

>>370309

If a man gets turned into a "regular" undead he's fine. If a man dies and his corpse gets MAMONOMANA'd into an undead MG? alp

>>370320

Yeah, I forgot that Pharaohs could have been men.

I was more thinking become an female now, not when the demon lord took over. I mean most monster had males then too.

>>370350

Shit, good catch.

Reminder that alps are not gay, because you cannot separate your identity from your biological reality. To suggest otherwise is to admit you think transsexuality is legitimate and not a mental illness.

>>370305

Even with that this story still works. Jen was inexperienced herself, and may have crossed signals from Anon and Sam. Add in that Sam seemed downright interested in her, she probably figured it had been Anon giving off the warning.

Mamono magic is magic, but a lot less interesting if it's completely infaliable.

>>370303

Good story, you incurable bender.

Cleaned up version:

https://pastebin.com/dAhDq6fp

>>370387

>Mamono magic is magic, but a lot less interesting if it's completely infaliable.

Fair enough.

>she probably figured it had been Anon giving off the warning.

Yeah, there were a view suspicious little asides that made it sound like he was just projecting unto Sam in the middle there before the big happening. Alt-fic were the narrator gets the tgtf and gives in to the Chadbro charm when?

>>370305

>Not to harsh your groove (I’m legitimately enjoying your writing) but that ain’t a problem in KC canon: Mamono can smell the homolust no matter how closeted, and usually ignore the time-bombs.

Bullshit. KC Canon is you have to incubus before you can Alp. I understand the aversion to used goods, but this board has started to get weird about it.

>>370423

Have you even read the World Guides? Take it up with KC if you want to complain about slut-shaming, Tumblrina.

>>370423

>>370424

>Be used goods because I didn't know better

>Suicide_is_painless.webm

It's looking more and more appealing the closer we get to DOTR. Too bad I don't own a gun, I guess alcohol, pills and rope will have to do the job. At least I'll leave a mess behind.

Aaaanyway, anybody else here who believe in reincarnations and different/paralell/alternate dimensions?

>>370425

>Beep boop, better go kill myself

Oi, anon. Don't do a flip. The whole point of this board is to capture the sentiment of the ideal, and use that feeling to push back the grim darkness of reality. So what you made mistakes in your youth. Have you learned from them? The ideal is only the ideal. The perfect state to strive for, but which, by definition, can never truly be reached. But until you can accept the flaws of yourself, you cannot move past them. And more, if you cannot forgive yourself, no one else can, either.

So chin up, ya fuckin' robot.

t. Someone who at one point dreamed of being in something close to Sam's situation in that greentext… Not for cocklust, but for trans and the fact that alps become biologically female.NGL, that desire is still there… but my desire to be an actual father has all but quashed it.

smug & confident alps are best!

A rough translation of: http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=70&id=2445

*I definitely won't lose against an alp!*

<"Yo, mornin-"

>"Hey, morn… what's with those horns?"

And then I was at loss for words just as I wanted to reply to my best friends greeting at school this morning. And why? Of course you'd be shocked if your best friend suddenly turns into a mamono.

<"Well-, when I woke up this morning I had turned into a girl. Crazy, huh."

>"Crazy… my ass. Act more irritated."

This guy always had a girly face, but now all one could see was a cute girl wearing the boy's uniform. Well, this is actually the case now.

<"Look, we've got plenty of mamono at this school, right? So, I was expecting that I'd probably turn into an alp if I were to be affected by their mamono mana."

>"Yeah, and?"

<"As I though, masturbating feels better as a girl than it did as a boy"

>"Well, while this is indeed something I was curious about, it's not what I wanted to know right now."

<"Ehh-, what would you want to know then. About this, or what I had for 'sides' this morning?"

The ability to boldly shake me off with dirty jokes remains unchanged. That's something to be at easy then. (TL note: the joke here is that 'okazu' can mean both a side dish in a meal or (mental) fapping material)

>"I no longer need that info. Aren't you surprised? About why this happened and stuff?"

<"Can't be helped now that it happened, but rather I'm glad about becoming a girl."

>"Aah right, you're the kind of person who'll enjoy themselves to their fullest no matter what happens after all."

<"I'm actually enjoying myself to the fullest right now."

>"How so?"

<"Look, there are no holes to stick your tail and wings trough in the boy's uniform, right?"

>"Well yeah, since we normally don't grow those."

<"So I've got no other choice but to stuff them under my pants and T-shirt. Also I don't know if the sensitivity comes from them having just grown, but if you rub them…. hmmm….. feels good, man."

Boldly jerking off at school? This guy is off the charts.

>"You're a pervert, aren't you?"

<"Aren't all guys perverts? I'm a former boy though. And to be frank, you got a bit turned on from this, didn't you?"

>"Well… I really did think that it was a bit sexy."

Actually, it's true that I got turned on by her heavy breathing, and while I tried to hide it I was unable to do so because of her strangely sharp intuition to be frank.

<" I see, so I can sense it if you get turned on by me."

>"Well, right now you are pretty cute. Can't be helped."

<"Hoho? I got told that I'm cute. This might be the most happy I've been since turning into a girl."

>"Happy? You telling me getting called cute by a guy makes you happy?"

<"I'm a girl now, so there's obviously no way I won't be glad from being admired by a guy."

No use, this guy is completely enjoying himself as a girl.

>"Wait, wasn't it necessary to be in love with a guy to turn into an alp?"

<"In that case, you're the one I'm in love with. I was thinking how even you would get a girlfriend right away since there are so many mamono at school, so turning into an alp right as I was about to resign is the greatest."

Eh, what's with that shocking statement.

>"You're in love with me, for real?"

<"It's true, I was always thinking about how I'd confess to you right away if I was born a girl and how the other girls just don't have an eye for it every time you went on about wanting a a girlfriend. That said, how about me being your girlfriend?

>"Uhhm, that's a bit of a sudden."

Getting confessed to by your best friend who was a guy until yesterday, of course I can't sort out my thoughts.

<"I'll add in boobs grown to the size of your liking."

>"Ahh-, pretty tempting if you put it that way."

Guys are all perverts.

<"Also my wings are kinda sensitive right now, so as a bonus you can have some sort of fake remote vibrator play just by touching my back from behind."

>"Bought!!"

No matter how many times you say it, guys are all perverts.

<"All right, and with that I'm your girlfriend."

>"I said I'd buy it going with the flow, but are you really OK with this?"

<"We've got a no refunds policy dear customer. Gotta take responsibility to your own words."

>"That's not what I meant, but starting with dating in such a light mood."

<"Don't mind it, because you know about taking care of the things that are precious to yourself. Also I'd gladly accept demands for no matter what kind of hard play since it's you."

>"You really are enjoin yourself, aren't you."

<"Well the person I love is right next to me, so of course I'm having fun."

Looking at her brightly shining smiling face I realised that there's no way for me to ever win against her.

Authors comment:

Couldn't beat the alp…..

https://pastebin.com/w4jDRXrM

How do alps take being impregnated?

>>372660

I think it’s dependent on the stage. If she’s gone far enough into being a woman she’ll be ecstatic to have a child, but if she’s still in denial I think it would be distressing but eventually end in acceptance.

>>372708

>>372708

I like to think alps are sjw autists, and only through the power of dick can they be normal again.

Your reminder that temporary alping potions are canon.

<So about the method that turns the men of Wonderland into monster girls, do those have an effect on incubized men?

>They do have an effect. If you got a wife then you get to enjoy some pseudo-yuri play!

Would you temporarily alp to /u/ your waifu?

>>373580

Well, she's certainly cute but I sure as hell wouldn't want to shack up with a drunk good-for-nothing.

>>373580

Who's the artist for this and is there more?

>op's pic

If anything it should be the other way around. Alp's originate from gym rats that are totally not gay but look how huge i am bro. Getting manhandled by a muscular alp is the only way to say an alp raped you.

>>371429

This is fucking gay.

I shouldn't like it.

>>375610

as with anything outside the succubus family: only if he has a high enough affinity for lamia. Else he'll just alp into the default succubus, or a succubus with some lamia-esque features. However that is supposed to work in this case

>>375436

>projecting

Don't do that.

>>375436

Hell if anything they'll be like faggots except female and monster

>>376022

>faggot

>female

Pick only one.

>>377326

Well played.

>>378170

It'd be heartbreaking having to turn them down every day because they're so persistent and only have eyes for you. Even if you're not interested, that's a hell of a lot of devotion out of the alp that you have to trample on on a regular basis. Feels bad man.

>>378170

There is one important question to ask for those of you indecisive degenerates: did you know the alp before MAMONOMANA decided to have its way with the alp?

>>378228

Would that make you uncomfortable if you did?

>>378218

Alps need emotional support to get through their change.

So how are alps in the navy like?

>>378266

If anything, it'd make the navy straight.

>>378261

if you knew the alp before MAMONOMANA: it's gay

if you didn't know the alp before MAMONOMANA: only gay if the alp's got no curves

>>378277

there's some shit MAMONOMANA can't fix

>>378311

>only gay if the alp's got no curves

>he doesn't like tomboys

Fag.

>there's some shit MAMONOMANA can't fix

Except it can.

>cock craving fags

into

<cock craving alps

Alps are technically women, so alps craving cock is straight.

Navy is now straightest military, suck it up.

>>378317

tomboy != reverse trap

>>378317

>he doesn't want a thicc tomboy

confirmed for 293% homosexuality

We're already over bad people = unnatractive shit for mgs.

But can said people alp into monsters?

Can domestic abusers alp into possessive, and clingy mgs?

Can serial killers turn into yanderes?

I doubt kc would make this canon in his world though.

>>378266

Imagine enlisting only to be the only man on the ship for months.

Get your

>ass grabbed

>Dick rubbed

>face kissed

>body groped

Not to mention the catcalling from everyone on board.

>>378218

The perfect waifu. I'd throw the match without hesitation.

Reminder that liking alps makes you gay.

Alps are permagay.

>>378467

>vachina is gay

Got it. Are we the gayest board now?

>>378408

Would start off as the lowest rank just so the officers can pick on me.

>>378467

If pounding alp pussy makes me gay, then call me Freddie Mercury.

School Project

>You weren’t all that happy to visit Joey’s house again after all these years

>He was, what, 7 years old the last time you saw him? And you were just 6. That was ages ago, now

>It was absurd, but you were going over for dinner whether you wanted to or not

>6:00 PM

>Your mom drops you off and gives you a double thumbs-up before speeding away!

>She was the one who had set this dinner up, right? Why was she leaving?

>Heart in your throat, you walk up to the chipped wooden doorway and knock gently

>The door slowly creaks open

>A single vibrant purple eye appears

<“H-hey long time no see”

>You stare

>”Is this the right house?”

<“What? Oh, yeah! Yeah it is. Come, come on in.”

>The door opens fully. You step in

>The house is more or less as you remember it, but the person standing in front of you is a total stranger

>She’s thin and pale like a sheet. Her medium-length hair is messy and lopsided- Damn, that’s some serious bedhead

>In fact, she looks like she just rolled out of bed. She’s still dressed in tight pajama shorts and a thin t-shirt that’s obviously one-size-too-small on her

>Her facial features are soft and gentle, but if it wasn’t for her very slight bust and rosy pink lips, you might have guessed she was a guy- at a fair distance

<“What’s wrong?” she asks in a cute, but disturbingly familiar voice

>”Nothing. I’m just wondering where Joey and his family is. Are you his sister?”

>She stares at you, mouth open and long ears twitching

>Fuck, there’s no denying how adorable she is standing there with one arm on her hip and her soft lips parted, her cutesy face a blend of shock and embarassment

>She recovers

<“Dumbass, I’m Joey.”

>Oh

>Ohhhhh

>”You know, this explains all the Barbie dolls”

<“Shut up.”

>Joey waves for you to follow her to the living room. You struggle to hide your laughter as you go

>An Alp! That little crybaby you had met on one playdate ages ago had become an Alp. It was almost too funny to be true

>At least, it would have been funny if you hadn’t had to walk with your hands jammed in your pockets

<“I made us dinner,” Joey says, deadpan

>Us?

>”Where’s your folks?” you ask

<“They’re our for the night.”

>Oh

>”I thought we were all going to catch up”

<“We are going to catch up. But that’s not why I wanted to see you again.” Joey blushes and coughs into her fist.

<“I’m gonna need your help with a school project.”

>>379941

I really hope they get a good grade at whatever it is they're doing.

>>379945

The project is probably a head start on penis inspection day.

>>379941

Good start, Anon. Needs finishing. Penis Inspection Day is coming soon.

>>378467

Your reasoning:

>Alps like dick

>Dicks are gay

>Alps have vaginas

>Dicks go in vaginas

>Therefore, Alps are doublegay

>I only fuck lesbians buttholes other mens' dicks

He's got us, boys. Pack it up, we're all have to move to fag-camp now so we can fuck our harmems of Alp-pussy like the gays we are.

>>378469

>>378485

>>379961

>>379978

>muh pussy

Alps used to be MEN. If they were always female since birth, they'd be ok. However they were not. They were born as a man unless a turbofaggot alps in the womb and were likely men for a significant part of their life.

Let me make it simple.

Succubus = Always been a female = Good

Alp = Was NOT always a female = Gay

Henceforth, GAY.

>>379981

Nigger they're not trannies they had their chromosomes changed. Wether you like it or not alps are straight. Your son is going to marry an alp to spite you.

>>379981

So are you telling me that if a woman was magically turned into a man, fucking him would be straight?

>>379941

Wouldn’t she have horns and a tail?

>>379984

No. That would still be gay. It is not gay if a woman is ALWAYS a woman.

Key point is the word always.

Man -> Woman = Gay

Woman -> Man = Gay

Woman -> Woman = Not gay

>>379983

>not teaching the son how to hate gays in all their forms

>being a shitty parent

>>379997

At this point I'm pretty convinced you're just an alp in denial. Is this rant some sort of way attract attention of those amiable to alps?

>>379998

No, it's calling out you lot as faggots in denial.

>>380000

You really got us, wanting to fuck real vaginas with working wombs is super fucking gay bro.

>>379981

>>379997

Not even gonna argue with you about the gay thing. I'll be gay while drowning in loads of pussy that I'm impregnating. Meanwhile, you can enjoy sucking on hairy nipples in your hetero relationship with pic related.

Inb4:

>"Durr hurr, thas a man!"

No it's not, faggot. Trannies aren't a thing. They don't exist. Gender doesn't exist. Your sex exists, and that can't be changed (without magic). Therefore, you enjoy eating Buck Angel's asshole. You're still straight, but you'd be cool with taking a dick (but not in a gay way).

>>380003

>>380004

That creature deserves to be burned alive and so do you, faglover.

>>380006

That's a harsh thing to say about your totally straight and hetero sexual partner.

>>380006

No one here believes homo butsex is good. They want to discuss gays becoming functioning women in society instead of breeding new diseases in the fisting chair. Youre fighting windmills.

>>380007

>>>/tumblr/

Go back and stay there.

>>380009

It's better and more efficient to simply exterminate them all.

>>380010

>magic literally gets rid of gays with no indavisual action required

>More efficient to exterminate a group with no outwardly disercning traits

Ok this has to be bait at this point. What happened this morning for you to crave a (you) bukkake?

>>380010

>>380011

Look dude, I'm trying to tell you, you're buying into the fag/tranny line of thinking and you don't even know it. The proper way of conservative thinking is to not just admit, but KNOW that biology determines sex and that's it. A woman will always be a woman and a man will be a man no matter how much you butcher your junk. Biology = Sex, period. If you believe anything else, you are eating the fag/tranny bait and are therefore a fag/tranny yourself. We agree? Good.

So the whole point of 'Magic' is that it changes the biology completely. And therefore the sex as well. And therefore it's not gay at all and you're just an idiot who fell for the "gender is a thing people have and not just Spanish vocabulary" meme.

>>380013

Yes.

Simply put alps have both of the qualities that makes a female

>only X chromosomes

>can have kids

>same stale old "it's teh gay because they used to be men" bullshit

Alps are great because they let closet fags such as myself poz vanilla boards with their genderbending fetish.

Honestly don't care if it was a former bro, if anything it should make it easier for you spergs to talk to said female. All these alps just calling it permagay are just future wives.

>>380255

https://exhentai.org/g/381073/9550c82de2/

>>380258

At work rn. Is it genderbent hentai?

>only associate with males because you're afraid of getting raped and tied down for life.

>one of them turns into a girl and rapes you anyway.

no escape from rape.

>>380255

This reminds me of the time someone said <what, you don’t suck cock? What are you gay?

>>380269

>Eating pussy is gay now.

>>380244

Honestly, most of you tweens are so poisoned by your cucked education and you don't even see it. You unironically believe that gender is a thing people have. We don't. It was invented as a concept for people in the 1950s by a Jewish psychopath who raised a boy as a girl after a botched circumcision (don't get cut, kids). That kid killed himself much later by the way, because people don't have gender, only biological sexes. Gender was only for Spanish vocabulary and boats. Inanimate objects and concepts. So no matter how deep you cut a gash into your taint, you'll always be a dude.

Now that we have established that Biology = Sex, and Sex determines Sexuality, it therefore CANNOT be gay for a dude to fuck a biological female. Which an Alp canonically is.

If you believe anything else, you are a victim of intellectual inferiority and communist poisoning. Treatment is the rope.

>>380272

Why do alpfags always resort to this shit? If they were ever a male at all for even an attosecond then it's gay jokes aside alps are objectively degenerate and you should kill yourself

>>380294

Found the guy who was raised as a girl cause Rabbi cut his peepee a little too deep…

>>380299

see >>380269

>>380294

Alps might be a little questionable but it isnt gay in anyway and the most degenerate shit i can think on this board would be shota and maybe yuri. How do you think gays should be handled if not by alping??

>>383425

Either ignored by the mgs, as a mage's guinea pig for a Mike Pence spell, or a for a post-dotr generation, they will be raped and incubised by twelve, before they called learn they were supposed to be gay.

>>383429

But even then theres a good chance that there will be faggots who are closeted and have avoided women one way or another. You cant assume you will find every single gay and even so why do you care about gays alping? Its not like you would have to marry them.

>>383425

gays and alps need to be handled with .45 ACP aspirin

>>383444

Alright whatever you are just being a dumb cunt.

Plot for a greentext: anon's first 3dpd gf cheats on him. Best mate and anon both go to a bar to get smashed. Best mate alps for anon while drunk but anon never notices because of his beer. Wild shenanigans ensue.

Yee or nee?

>>383468

I'm down. That sounds like a really cozy story.

>>383443

Like it or not, once the DOTR happens, Monster Girls will run our society, and their primary interests will be securing as many penises as possible. Now, considering that they have plenty of love for the people they are attached to, they will have a strategy that overwhelmingly uses honey to catch flies, as for the small amount of gays. Waste not, want not if they have a way of "fixing" them, they will do it.

You think a cupid with especially poor aim could accidentally alp someone by hitting two guys?

>>383495

>that entire scenario

FUND IT

>>383495

All tongue-in-cheek aside, that's the way I've always approached cupid arrows. Being Holy, they inspire the greatest form of love, Agape, the selfless love recognized throughout the civilized world as divine.

John 15:13 - "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."

>>383468

Sure.

>>383502

>John 15:13

That's not agape, though.

>… for his friends

Agape is unconditional. Being prepared to die for your friends is just great philia.

Matthew 5:44 is agape.

>>383502

>>384331

Nope, scratch that, John 15:13 does indeed say ἀγάπην (agape) and φίλων (philos).

What a curious passage…

Do you think alps would marry the siblings of monsters who bullied them as the ultimate act of revenge?

>g-guess who's in the family now… f-faggot.

>>387106

An alp and her sister-in-law being forced to get along has potential. The dinner table gatherings, those moments where both of them are left alone, those other moments where they are forced to talk. Step brothers with an mg theme.

>>379941

>still no continuation

sad

I want to see alps starting a riot to stop a gay pride parade.

Something about Alps has bothered me for a while. There's no doubt that Alps are the ideal solution to fags and/or trannies, but how do you Alp them?

You might say, "Oh they'll be lining up for free 'surgery' and the ones that don't will be raped" but what monster girl is slutty enough to fuck a man who has no value as a husband? Hell, if a tranny is going up to monsters looking for one to turn him into an Alp, won't they be repulsed by the idea of casual sex with a complete stranger who is also a faggot and will just turn into more competition when they're done?

>>388467

Proximity to and contact with mana seems to be what most others base it off of if they don’t get proactively dated.

>>388467

>1. Alpification is triggered by Demon Mana overwhelming a fag’s Human Mana production. Simply forcefeeding a fag Demon Realm food or putting him in a highly irradiated environment will do the trick.

>2. Non-PIV sex acts don’t count towards mate-binding. A charitable Mamono will (prostrate-)milk a pre-Alp dry and then literally wash her hands (and strap-on) of them.

>3. Mamono with husbands that Alp take them as sister-wives and present themselves to a new man as a package deal.

Pick whichever handwave you prefer.

>>388470

>(prostrate-)milk a pre-Alp dry and then literally wash her hands (and strap-on) of them.

Anon what the fuck

>>388470

<3. Mamono with husbands that Alp take them as sister-wives and present themselves to a new man as a package deal.

>Fag tries to reform and marries a cute girl

>Can't shake the gay and turns into a cute girl

>Wife finds a new man and forces alp to share the dick with her

Kind of disturbing don't you think?

<2. Non-PIV sex acts don’t count towards mate-binding. A charitable Mamono will (prostrate-)milk a pre-Alp dry and then literally wash her hands (and strap-on) of them.

That is still sex you idiot don't try and use the MGQ Mermaid's excuse. A woman who goes around fingering stranger's assholes is indeed still a slut.

<1. Alpification is triggered by Demon Mana overwhelming a fag’s Human Mana production. Simply forcefeeding a fag Demon Realm food or putting him in a highly irradiated environment will do the trick.

I do like the idea of blasting demon energy at a tranny until he turns Alp though. I imagine a "transition clinic" which is just a room where a Gremlin has set up a big ass demon energy laser she shoots at potential Alps for fun and profit.

>>388470

>Mamono with husbands that Alp take them as sister-wives and present themselves to a new man as a package deal.

You can't alp if you have wife. Alping is a cure for homosexuals.

>>388482

>Kind of disturbing don't you think?

Not him, but not at all. Plus the alp will be more happy now that she can express herself properly. Also Succubus and their converts usually develop a natural sisterly relation anyways so it should be fine.

>>388482

I think >>388470 has the sequence backwards. It would probably be more like:

> Anon has friend

> friend is secretly in love with Anon

> Anon gets proactively dated

> friend's defective male body starts to absorb ambient M A M O N O M A N A from Anon (who is practically emitting the stuff by now)

> mana exposure reaches critical level and friend alps

> tearful confession

> hope Anon likes harems

Just general exposure to ambient mana from portals, freestanding spells, magical devices, happily married couples, etc. would probably be sufficient to alp over time since an alp candidate's body has no way to process or resist the energy.

>>388500

False. You can in fact get married and still be a fag. There's quite a bit of historical precedent of fags getting married to obscure their faggotry and even sexually reproducing with their cover-wife

this doesn't change the fact that a proto-alp with a monsterized cover wife or one who has been exposed to sufficient mamono mana through other means will alp

>>388551

We're talking about the context of monster girls and the influence of their mana though. That's like shock therapy 2.0.

>>388467

just make 'em drink some Succubus Nostrum for instant monsterisation. Also those belonging to or in favour of the radical faction will most likely actively try to alp them in order to 'set them free' or something

>>388482

>Kind of disturbing don't you think?

not really, as the husband will be someone that both fancy. So the alp and the wife-sister succubus will continue to love each other just as much as their new husband

>>387915

Sorry, I meant to come back way earlier than this

>>379941

>Dinner was a pair of microwave meals, subpar even by your standards.

>”What’s the project?” you had asked immediately, but she had blown you off. Kept changing the subject to school or games

>She kept showing interest in your hobbies, but you made sure to keep her at arm’s length. You were just here to be polite, not to make friends with someone you hadn’t seen since childhood

<“What’s your favorite RPG?” she asked in a sultry, but unconfident voice

>You answered automatically, instead choosing to focus on her appearance

>Joey was wearing a tight shirt, as if to make her slight bust more noticeable

>She had ridiculous bedhead as if she had never combed her hair in her life

>But mostly, you kept focusing on her tiny demon horns, and that elastic spade-tipped tail that kept swishing behind her

<“Oh really? I think I heard of that one.”

>Swish, swish

>”I bet you’d like it,” you said

<“I bet I would. Is it hard?”

>Swish, swish, swish

>”Yeah, it’s a little hard, but you can probably handle it.”

<“I’m good at handling hard things,” she says quickly, without even thinking

>You sit and let the awkward silence permeate

>Joey’s pale face has gone bright red

>Swish, swish

>”Well, do you know when your parents are getting back?” you finally ask

<“I don’t know. Maybe, maybe tomorrow? Next week, maybe?”

>Next week! Did all Alps have such irresponsible parents?

<“Well either way, you didn’t drive here. So you gotta wait for your mom, right?” Joey asks.

>Her face is less red now but she’s still blushing slightly

<“So why not help me with my homework in the meantime?”

>You exhale

>You have more than enough work of your own without having to deal with her mystery project, but what the hell?

>And, you notice with some discomfort, Joey was just too cute to say ‘no’

>>389219

>She leads you into her room

>You were expecting a mess, but good lord!

>Piles of discarded documents and homework sheets stacked high enough to reach the ceiling

>Game cartridges everywhere, old powercords and controllers just waiting to be tripped over

>No bed, just an old futon covered in dirty clothes and unopened makeup kits

>The only saving grace was that the room was nearly odorless. But it was awful just the same

>”Joey, how do you live like this?” you ask

<“What?” she says. After looking around her room, as if seeing it for the first time, she only says: “Oh. Guess I let it get a little cluttered.”

>You try to sit down on the one island of cleanliness on the futon as Joey goes digging through her backpack

<“Advanced college course… Let’s see… History… No… Math, ew…”

>”You okay down there?”

<“S101. Perfect! Yeah, I’m good.” Joey says, standing up

>You notice for the first time the rings under her eyes. Someone had been neglecting her sleep

>Or maybe she had been getting too much

>”So Joey, what’s this assignment anyway?”

>Joey grins. She looks a little half-crazed with that smile and messy hair

<“It’s my midterm actually, worth 30% of my final grade. I need to draw a male human for the assignment, so…”

>She pauses, building her confidence as her serpentine tail unconciously pokes at your foot

<“Can you model for me?”

>”Hell no, I don’t wanna turn into an Alp too”

<“No,” she frowns. “I mean just strike a pose. Anything’s fine. It doesn’t have to be girly.”

>Feeling supremely stupid, you stood up and sort of pressed your weight on one leg while flexing an arm

<“That’s great!” Joey says as she snatches her sketchpad

>”It is?”

<“Shhh! Don’t distract me.”

>You sigh

>It’s unusual, seeing her like this. Your few memories of Joey were of a dopey, crybaby kid. And she had mostly reinforced that image today. But there was something else too

<“Yeah, yeah great stuff. Let me sketch from another angle, hold it, hold it. Awesome!”

>She was capable of really letting loose and acting like herself. But this was obviously not her default state.

>Maybe she had just been alone for too long, and never developed the proper confidence she needed to succeed

>She finishes

<“Look Anon! Pretty good right?”

>You look

>”Yeah wow, that’s really cool.” you say. And it’s true

<“Hey don’t lie to me!” she says, half-joking. Her tail is darting from side to side like an excited puppy

>You feel a sudden urge to hold this adorable monstergirl

>Without thinking, you wrap an arm around Joey’s waist

>She freezes

>”Sorry,” you say awkwardly

<“No, don’t move. Hold it, okay?” she asks, voice tender

>And you do

>>389221

>You’re sitting on the couch and thinking ‘how did this happen’

>Maybe life really was just a series of tumbling dominos, knock one over and before you know it you’re cuddling with an Alp in her home while her parents are gone

<“You feel warm. Hold me more,” Joey says

>She may be a year older than you, but Joey’s definitely on the lighter side. Wrapping her up in your arms as she sits on your lap is easier than you expected

>Her tail gently brushes against your chest and neck as she slowly rocks in your embrace

>The only thing ruining this tender moment is the not-so-tender thing in your pants

>She must have definitely felt it by now, but she hasn’t mentioned it

>Joey shifts her weight in your arms. You feel her bottom slowly grind against your crotch as she does so

>She sits up straight as she feels the sharpest poke yet

<“Are you feeling-“

>”This place could use some cleaning” you say quickly, sweating

>Its not that you didn’t want her. Obviously you did, and you knew what was eventually going to come of this.

>But for now, you were concerned about your mom dropping by unexpected to pick you up. It was nearing that time, and you couldn’t think of a worse way to be interrupted with your girlfriend

<“Yeah, it’s a mess.” Joey says. “I guess we can work on it. Wanna help me?”

>Phew

>”Of course.”

>Half an hour passes

>Your libido is back under control and Joey still looks happy as can be. All is well

>Except, this place really is a mess. You’ve shoveled enough paper to start a bonfire. And where the hell do these FPS boxes go?

<“Hey Anon, can you help me reach this?” Joey asks

>She’s standing on her tippy toes, futilely reaching at a knocked-over action figure on her top shelf

>You go to reach for the figure, when she suddenly presses against your crotch

>She giggles

<“Sorry”

>You take the figure and hand it to her

<“Oh, and that miniature-console too?”

>You reach past her again, and she presses against you once more

>It’s an awful attempt at flirting, but you’re losing anyway

>”Anything else?”

<“Maybe you can pose again? So I can get another reference picture?”

<“Actually, could it be a nude drawing?”

>…

<“Deeper Anon, deep-deeper! More!”

>Her legs are wrapped around you so tightly that you can’t budge, can’t make any move but thrust

<“Do that thing agan, I mean again. T-touch them-“

>You fondle her small breasts as you continue to press your weight against hers

<“Harder, come on…”

>You pinch her pink nipples, and for one beautiful moment you look at her, tail wrapped around your thigh, her eyes wide and ecstatic, her small breasts bouncing in your hands, her soft lips parted in that ‘O’ shape that droves you wild

>You stop fighting and give in. She wraps her arms around your back as she lets out a high, shrill moan

>…

<“I sounded like what?” she asks, blushing furiously

>”Like, like a cat-“ you laugh, “It was the highest pitch I think I’ve ever heard. I bet you the neighbors heard it.”

<“Ohh noo…” she’s groaning into a pillow

>You can’t help but laugh. To make it up to her, you hug Joey tightly and kiss her neck

>She giggles

<“You’re so rude,” she says in a mock-serious tone. “We didn’t even clean up my room. All we did was make another mess”

>”Hey, at least I helped you with your art project.”

>Joey blinks

<“Art project?”

>”Yeah, you know.. The sketch pad?”

<“Oh. Oh! No, that wasn’t art. That was for S101- Seduction 101, I mean…”

>Oh.

>Joey laughs

<“My parents and my professor said it would work, but I didn’t believe them. Well, I guess I was wrong. ‘cause I got you now, right?” she asks with a smile, her violet eyes watery

>You think about that. It sounded nice

>”Yeah, you got me.”

>She buries her head in your chest and sighs. She was a crybaby alright. But she was your crybaby.

>>370271

>paladin vice-commander Pence

my sides

>>389222

Well, that escalated quickly. I liked it. No real complaints. Can you maybe make another one?

>>389258

I struggle when writing /monster/ stuff, but I’ll think about it. No promises

>>389222

>seduction 101

can't win against dem alps also that was cute, wouldn't mind seeing more

Why is it always your "bro" that alps in these situations? Are no other occupations open?

>>389980

>hemp

Whey protein only. No wonder the fag alped.

>>389645

Even though alps are gay as fuck, it's probably still better to have one be a bro you knew pretty well. Aside from the faggotry of course.

>>389981

Best of both world: Have a waifu and a broalp who's not trying to fuck you.

Eeeh, alps are alright in my book. Not lile they are dudes anymore anyway, might as well put them to good use.

>>389979

>>389980

I would rather have alps like these instead of those stuttering messes memes made them. These are cute.

>>389998

This.

What kind of alp personalities are there?

>>390171

dramafag, dragqueen, pussy, and trap

>>390178

Whats the difference on the last two

>>390171

anything between ultimate tomboy and more womanly & lewd than a normal succubus

>>389996

But I want the broalp to be my waifu.

Alps deserve hella more attention, hands down one of my favorites purely for the raw comedy.

>>392593

>comedy

Explain.

>>392593

>hella

>>392593

>hella

Found the alp.

>>392651

Wait no don't get the wrong idea, I'm not an alp! I'm a guy!

>>392701

>T. alp getting kicked out of a monster free gym.

The receptionist would get tired of weeding out the alps tbh.

>>392703

Knowing how many homos are in the gg threads and on /v/ in general, there would be A LOT of alps on 8chan. And that's not counting all the other boards on this site.

Do transgenders get their preffered gender with alps then? Or do they go back to being normal post op. What if they dont even get affected by the demon energy?

>>394495

The ones that actually have a medical disorder that forces them to see themselves as female when they are actually male would alp. The ones just doing it for attention and oppression points would not.

>>392701

t. Alp

>>394496

Gotta have that want for dick or yeah wanting to be female would probably help out as well. The female to male ones would just end up getting raped and made to love being a woman by some friendly neighborhood succubus.

>>394496

Imagine all the devastated transtrenders. Half of the em-tee-effs on Tumblr and Reddit would alp, the rest would an hero.

>>396388

>alps are gay

>>396388

>Not posting the full set

>>396394

>>396388

There's a set of alps?

>>396827

I wouldn't alp, thats a cute succ though.

What does alp mean?

I read a greentext that was created from this board and within the story one guy was constantly bullied as being an "alp".

I am assuming it means something to the like of "trap" but is there more to it?

>>397407

>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=monstergirl+alp

Bloody tourists.

>>396827

>>>/out/

>>396827

As shameful as it is to admit, I am indeed an autogynephile

That’s a bit of a tricky question; do you mean which species I would like to be, or which I would probably be? If it’s the latter, I’m pretty sure Dormouse is the monster I’m closest to in overall disposition. If it’s the latter, I dunno, I guess Ocelomeh.

>>397407

LURK MOAR NEWFAG

>>397414

Do you actually want to alp or is it just porn adding your brain?

>>397416

Addling*

>>397416

The latter, Genderbending happened to the first hentai I came across and it’s been my deepest fetish ever since (at least it wasn’t anything worse). I am not a tranny though, I am as disgusted by the sex reassignment agenda as any sane person, and I realize that even in a magical realm turning into a women would not be worth it.

Whenever i see this thread i think of how everything has already been said. Kc rarely expands on faggotsuccs and theres little much to talk about.

>>397420

>Whenever i see this thread i think of how everything has already been said. Kc rarely expands on faggotsuccs and theres little much to talk about.

You can say this about literally any and every Mamono species. KC isn’t that intense of a world builder, and serious discussion is a marginal part of this board compared to OC sharing and funposting.

More could be done with Alps if people would just remember they can become monsters besides basic succubutts.

>>397414

>>397418

Pretty much this for me as well. Though likely an outlet for a repressed submissive nature in my case. Alping probably requires actual gender dysphoria, though, not just a degenerate autogynephilia fetish.

That said, I don't think I'd mind. Sexuality would be weird at first but monster nature would quickly override it and I think my identity-of-self would be pragmatic enough to just roll with it. My preferences are fluffy and/or fishy. Selkie hits pretty close to fluffish, but Inari, Kiki, or any of the Mermaids except Mershark are top tier to me. Maybe Bunyip as well.

Given how popular it is in Japan, I'm a bit surprised that KC didn't include a temporary sex change or body swap spell/potion in WG3, to allow degeneracy without permanently committing to it.

>>397426

>alps can become more than just basic succubutts.

The person who's transforming would have to be close to that monster wouldn't they?

Alping into a dragon would need the man to be greedy and prideful in the first place.

>>397461

Literally the same rules as normal monsterization; transforming into a specific species just requires exposure to “pure” energy from a said species (usually through direct contact with one, or being in an environment where they are the overwhelming majority of the population) and a personality/power level (potential) that is largely compatible with the general profile of the species.

>>396827

Love my friend, so I'm that stereotypical alp. If I was a girl, I'd cuddle him half to death. Our relationship isn't gay though, he's pretty damn straight, and I'm not all that interested in gay sex. Heck, I'd like to have kids anyway.

DotR comes, I'd be happy with a waifu, but also would be happy being the waifu.

Honestly, a succubus is a pretty good deal. I like the horns, wings, and tail, plus you get lewd magic.

>>396827

No, because I am not gay. But I am not dense enough that I wouldn't fuck an alp.

>>397753

>I am not gay. But I am not dense enough that I wouldn't fuck an alp.

I have some bad news for you.

>>397755

>objecting to a man fucking a genetic female capable of bearing his offspring

I have some bad news for you.