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0a705a No.345097 [Last50 Posts]

Yandere gods must be a pain in the ass to deal with.

>talk to tomboy gardener

>she vanished the next day

>pick up some bread from that cute baker.

>her bakery is in ruins the next day.

>local harlot smacks your ass

>book of revelations 2: electric boogaloo

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4d16b5 No.345100

>>345097

One can only wonder who would have it the worst:

Demi-gods (direct descendants of said Gods)

Heroes (chosen to represent said Gods)

And what kind of deity would be the most problematic:

Order Gods (massive lady-boners towards humans)

Demon Lords ("You're gonna love the fuck out of each other, whether you want it or not!")

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dba488 No.345106

>>345100

Dont forget chaos gods.

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258eba No.345108

File: 1c2986f4e65b3f0⋯.jpeg (744.48 KB,1408x1756,352:439,B403D5A6-91B8-4BD5-A013-A….jpeg)

>>345106

<Tzeentch

<plots how each and every day of yours goes

<ensures everything goes just right

>leave because she’s too controlling

<orchestrates the world to be against you until you return

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5e1474 No.345110

>>345108

So what if something out of her control happens?

Some girl starts flirting with you. For example.

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c6dc77 No.345111

>>345110

It's obviously part of her plan to drive you into her arms.

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258eba No.345112

File: c7b1b4c01d74ebf⋯.jpeg (272.17 KB,771x792,257:264,2C157FCD-19B1-45DB-87D3-F….jpeg)

>>345110

Anon I don’t think you understand Tzeentch. Nothing is unplanned. Even her failures were planned for a specific effect. This is a being with more autism than a thousand anubi, godly powers, vast amounts of universal knowledge and some future seeing. That woman was either supposed to meet you or she wouldn’t have at all.

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932bfc No.345123

>completely unawares you get the attention of yandere goddess

>your life suddenly takes a turn

>everything you do just seems to work out

>people you don't like just seem to quit being around

>more money then you know what to do with

>life is good

>so good maybe you can finally stop being a prema-virgin

>find a nice girl and try to start up a relationship

>ragnarok.exe

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eca5a0 No.345129

File: b35b1d44e7563f7⋯.jpg (8.18 KB,289x174,289:174,images(7).jpg)

>>345112

>Anon I don’t think you understand Tzeentch. Nothing is unplanned. Even her failures were planned for a specific effect. This is a being with more autism than a thousand anubi, godly powers, vast amounts of universal knowledge and some future seeing. That woman was either supposed to meet you or she wouldn’t have at all.

She's all too lethargic to inquire her oracle kairos about whether or not she is faithed to him.

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cb0f24 No.345136

>>345123

The worst part is you wouldn't even know who it is. All you can do is hope your secret admirer doesn't destroy all life on earth.

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3c5d2a No.345158

>>345136

Just wave your dick around like a compass, if shit catches fire you're going the wrong way.

But on the off chance that you are a big guy and want the fire to rise you just whip it out and spin in circles.

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cb0f24 No.345167

>>345123

So is jacking off still haram? Or does she make an exception for you and watch?

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f44eb9 No.345169

>>345123

>ragnarok.exe

Maybe not, who's to say that every cute girl that takes interest in you, or anyone you meet for that matter, isn't some kind of puppet/reincarnation of the yandere goddess? And your entire life is slowly becoming a sexy truman show with a hive mind harem controlled by crazy goddess.

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932bfc No.345179

>>345167

She'd masturbate while watching you.

>>345169

Why isn't this a anime, manga or LN?

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b704c9 No.345192

sounds like a job for a writefag, we haven't had a good story in a while

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5e1474 No.345204

>>345179

>Masturbates watching her beloved

Careful you don't get banned m8 that's really lewd. Who knew gods were such degenerates?

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f44eb9 No.345217

>>345179

>Why isn't this a anime, manga or LN?

I think the majority of harem anime, manga, and LN, are dedicated to that. Otherwise, why would so many beautiful women want to jump the bones of some random dude if not for the machinations of a yandere goddess?

This does beg an important question: Is it still monogamy if your wife is a yandere hive mind?

>>345192

If I was feeling masochistic, I'd give it a try, but I have way too many writefags in progress already.

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5e1474 No.345229

Praying to the yan godess and following her teachings is the fastest way for her to hold you hostage in a pocket dimension.

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258eba No.345231

>>345129

>oracle kairos

>one head tells the truth while the other tells an equally believable lie.

She sounds like the biggest tsundere ever.

>>345229

It’s called “Heaven” Anon.

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50a394 No.345233

>>345231

>>345229

Can I have one?

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68f507 No.345236

File: 8484d2430e28524⋯.pdf (718.56 KB,2521-183121-1-PB.pdf)

>>345217

>Is it monogamous to marry a hive mind?

It's monogamous to marry both halves of someone's brain. Commissurotomy and hemispherectomy show that each hemisphere of your brain is a fully functional person and the only reason you have a singular self-concept is the corpus callosum. Well, that and the fact that your hive mind is stuck behind a single set of eyes. Consider craniopagus twins joined at the thalamus (see pdf). They recognize each other as distinct people but share sensory input and use "I" to refer to each other. I bet a hive mind with completely independent bodies would do the same.

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b754b6 No.345238

File: fe268a3b1c44da0⋯.jpg (661.84 KB,800x1163,800:1163,1499966807559.jpg)

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>tfw no motherly Cow godess gf

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40c81a No.345239

File: e8f6e96a6a7a144⋯.png (214.7 KB,527x491,527:491,e8f6e96a6a7a1446d0f4cf0fb5….png)

>>345097

>Aku now is a monstergirl.

Great. First it was spiders, then centipedes, then sharks, and now all-powerful forces of darkness all turned into monstergirls. Aku has now given me a boner. Another thing not previously thought unfuckable now is. Fantastic.

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849333 No.345243

File: 0f3be96098e8bfe⋯.gif (2.71 MB,643x480,643:480,igiveup.gif)

>>345239

I'd post the screencap on the topic of fucking the unfuckable, but it seems I lost it. Have my reaction upon discovering that my collection of old screencaps are missing instead.

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70f733 No.345264

>>345179

>>345217

>Watch new widely acclaimed show

>just seems to be generic harem anime, but you keep watching to see what the fuss is about

>You notice something off about the girls that get close to mc.

>they start off with their own distinct personality, but change drastically when mc devolpes interest in them.

>story slowly shifts from slice of life anime to cosmic horror

>MC's harem tie him up to preform sex ritual to bring yan goddess fully into the world.

>the moment yan goddess has fully descended, she turns every human into a copy of herself so mc will only look at her

>mc manages to convince yan goddess to turn things back to normal with some fast talking and terrified cuddles

>season 1 ends with every woman in MC's school subsumed by yan goddess

>the sequel returns to the slice of life, but now mc is struggling to keep yan from subsuming everyone and destroying the world, while trying to keep his libido under control

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674990 No.345268

>>345112

>>345108

>implying Tzeentch isn't just a master bullshitter

>implying there's actually a master plan rather than making it seem like there is

>implying she's not just doing stuff for shits and giggles before going "Just as planned" if anyone asks

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258eba No.345272

>>345268

t. morbidly obese, STD filled dyke

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8a8255 No.345276

>>345272

Nigga it doesn’t take Nurgle to point out the plainly obvious fact that Tzeentch is an ADHD fuckwit with no idea what she’s doing that only says “I-I meant to do that,” to save face everytime she sabotages her own damn servants. It’s canonical that if she ever succeeded in one of her Grand Plans she would cease to exist. The fact that she hasn’t yet is proof of her ineptitude.

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258eba No.345280

>>345276

>“I-I meant to do that,” to save face everytime she sabotages her own damn servants

Are you implying she accidentally sabotages her own servants? Or do you mean everytime something goes “wrong?”

>spoiler

Isn’t that one of the reason she intentionally fails? To perpetuate the conflicts without losing?

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8e9a07 No.345290

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>>345243

this it?

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5e1474 No.345308

Hurting yourself on accident must bring out the mom instincts in a godess.

>Fall back first on a rock and paralyze yourself.

<"oh myself! You there! Valkyrie, send an angel down there now!"

But it happens all the time to heros a-

<"SEND ONE RIGHT NOW YOU LOWER LIFEFORM!"

>nighound is being rough on you. Scratching and biting you trying to proactively date you.

>dark clouds along with thunder split the skies open.

>chief god shows up tense, and furiously staring at the hellwan.

<"BEGONE-"

>if there was ever a time for you to get out of here hellwan it is now.

<"-THOT"

>a huge gust of wind tosses hellhound over the horizon.

>her holiness gives you the angry look next.

<"you're married you slut dress like it."

>she falls back into the skies never breaking eye contact.

Godesses are cute when they're jealous.

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97acee No.345483

>>345179

There is a LN about that where a yandere goddess sends the protagonist who attract yanderes to a world filled with yanderes worst is he literately cannot fight back due to a skill/curse called Fat dykes. I am not completely sure why but I think that she is either a cuckqueen or that the world girls are her in a way.

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/yandere-megami-no-hakoniwa/

>>345236

I would It would be monogamy due to the fact they make up a whole being. So in theory you can have a harem of yandere slime, insects, or a possessed girl.

>>345308

when was the marriage?

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8c5a17 No.345502

>>345483

Since you were born, obviously

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571b83 No.345504

>>345483

The moment any yandere, deity or otherwise, first lays eyes on their beloved, they are married. The rest is just paperwork.

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5e59fa No.345515

>>345483

But why the issekai angle?

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0a705a No.345530

>>345502

Only a godess would do something this ridiculous. Would she still love you even if you rebelled against her?

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6c3aa1 No.345532

>>345530

>Would she still love you even if you rebelled against her?

Who knows?, she might find it cute. She could indulge you by setting up a 'quest' for you to 'defeat the evil goddess' and free yourself. You would go on an epic adventure, finding love while searching for the macguffins and growing stronger for the final showdown. After 'vanquishing' the evil goddess, you would live out the rest of your life with the heroine and die peacefully in your sleep… Only to go to heaven and find out your wife was actually yan goddess all along. She tells you she enjoyed playing out your fantasy and wants to reincarnate you to play again, but this time she wants you to let the 'evil goddess' win.

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0a705a No.345546

>>345532

Is she also the evil goddess? Or is that the demon lord?

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140d1c No.345549

File: c9d07877614953b⋯.png (1.31 MB,1024x768,4:3,ev38h.png)

>you will never fuck your goddess waifu hard enough to create a new universe

Life is nothing but pain.

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6c3aa1 No.345551

>>345546

>Is she also the evil goddess?

Yeah, she's also every girl you interact with, from the cute girl at the bakery to your hot traveling companions/waifu. From the moment she claims you, every woman that takes an interest in you is replaced by her. This whole pretend quest to free yourself from yan goddess's control is all just a form of kinky roleplay for her. She also sees it as a way for you to work out your rebellious urges and to emphasize that, no matter what you do, you belong to her.

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5e1474 No.345553

File: 614aa8c2d3a1d2b⋯.jpg (112.29 KB,597x663,199:221,614.jpg)

>>345551

>Weareapproachingyanlevelsthatshouldn'tbepossible.

This is how you break someone.

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97acee No.345560

>>345515

What else would you recommend? I mean where else would a yandere goddess fit in?

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6c3aa1 No.345561

File: f36de14375ddef1⋯.png (Spoiler Image,365.79 KB,795x600,53:40,Yan goddess.png)

>>345553

>This is how you break someone.

What can I say, OP's picture got me thinking about the dickishness of various deities and my mind went to dark places. Having a yandere goddess after you would be like living in a virtual world run by a crazy AI who wants your love stuff.

If you do break, then she'll just have to start again by wiping your memories and reincarnating you. Again and again until yan goddess figures out how to keep you from breaking down. Considering how fragile a mortal mind can be, that might take a long time.

Anyway, would the goddess have to justify the blessings she gives you to other deities or would she have any restrictions on what she can do in the mortal world? If she did have restrictions, she would have to come up with all manner of convoluted reasons to keep interfering with your life.

If she couldn't proactively date you, I could imagine her turning your bedroom into some silk and satin monstrosity straight out of a romance novel, and is doing her best to give you come-hither eyes. Angels are directing you to her spread legs with traffic control wands and space is bend around so that walking out of your home brings you back to the bedroom.

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932bfc No.345574

>>345483

>MC's power is to turn turns yan

Sounds inter-

>gore tag

How bad does it get?

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b85111 No.345577

>>345561

It's funny having angels directing you to her. Maybe i've been reading too much greek mythology but i like to think gods can take what they want from humans wether it be their v-cards or futures. As for justifying the blessings? Well, that depends which god we're talking about. Chief god doesnt have to explain anything because she's in charge.

At the most she would get teased a little.

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8c5a17 No.345594

>>345574

Imagine nice boats but everywhere, everyday.

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630466 No.345598

hey do you guys want me to post a 9 page cyoa that is shockingly fitting for all this?

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571b83 No.345600

>>345598

Sure, why not?

God knows I'd rather read it here than on /cyoa/

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630466 No.345603

File: 584995f4dcf8491⋯.jpg (3.41 MB,1300x7936,325:1984,1.jpg)

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630466 No.345605

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File: 8f9c4c291120221⋯.jpg (1.97 MB,1300x4514,650:2257,6.jpg)

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630466 No.345606

File: 20d3b522b600390⋯.jpg (1.38 MB,1300x4000,13:40,9.jpg)

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571b83 No.345616

>>345606

Monotheistic, Selene, Comfort Resilience, Guards, Larger Comfort, Market, Casino, Entertainment Center, Strength, Animal Motif (dog ears and tail), Endurance.

A beach episode seems a bit silly considering we'd live in a massive beach resort, but I'd do all the rest of the Slice of Life events. No Exploration ones since I've gotten all I wanted out of the tokens I have.

>>345603

>Nctos and Nctolhu: Gread Old One

Fug :-DDDDD

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85dcd7 No.345630

>>345238

Who can turn into the vicious literally bloodthirsty Lion goddess at the drop of a hat. Only beer can calm her back down then.

https://goddessinspired.wordpress.com/2012/07/01/hathor-sekhmet-holy-heifer-lioness-egyptian-goddess-of-the-sun-the-moon-and-the-heavenly-sky/

>Hathor and Sekhmet are two sides of the same Goddess. Hathor is Her gentle, nurturing and life-giving aspect, while Sekhmet is Her fierce and destructive side.

>Hathor, the Holy Heifer, symbolises the entire heavens including the Sun, the Moon and the stars. She is depicted as a cow, which is a symbol of nurture and life and by extension represents civilisation.

>Hathor, who Merlin Stone suggests was once one and the same as Neit, Methyer and Meh Urit, is the primordial gentle aspect of the universe. She is the gentle life-giving aspect of our Sun without which there would be no life on Earth. She is also the gentle Moon with Her three phases that are so closely linked to women, water and magic. Hathor’s celestial milk is the nourishing rain that fills the rivers and sustains life.

>Sekhmet, the Mighty One, the destructive mid-summer Sun, is hot, fierce and dangerous. She is also called “Nesert”, the Flame, as the dry summer heat is often linked to destructive wild fires.

>Although the fierce African sun is potentially life-threatening, in small doses it can be medicinal. All life on the surface of the Earth needs sunlight to thrive, so even in mid-summer the Sun has healing properties. Sekhmet is “the Great One of Healing” and Her priestesses were renowned for their medical expertise.

So a fiery lioness woman who can heal as well as harm.

Yep, definitely going to make a new Egyptian monstergirl out of this, ostensibly Her own helpers, de facto Pharaoh's enforcers/advisors.

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f4a7f8 No.345632

>>345574

His limbs are cut off twice using magic in the first volume while he's asleep to immobilize him, but the one who does it can also regrow his limbs. Other than that the wounds that actually kill him are mostly self inflicted. The gore really isn't that bad or detailed. It's mostly just, "I woke up and didn't have any limbs but I didn't really care." Of course, I've only read the first volume and a few chapters of the second.

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0a705a No.345639

File: db3e019bdf0b730⋯.jpg (116.17 KB,728x900,182:225,7f878d3cd24540d7da532eb30e….jpg)

>your parents raised you to be a god fearing boy.

>you still don't know why she allowed this to happen

>flashback 10 years ago

<"anon, i need you to plow the fields son"

>you leave the house and see her.

>the most beautiful elf motioning for you to come to the woods.

>being the hormone driven lad you were, you didn't hesitate.

>half an hour wandering in the woods you declare yourself lost.

>and then your life did a complete 180….

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3f32c4 No.345642

>>345280

>yfw you realize that Tzeentch has a lady boner for Justicar Alaric, and suddenly everything makes sense.

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b754b6 No.345643

>>345630

I just want the Hathor part, cows just do it for me and that loving disposition is gold

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7206b3 No.345646

>>345643

Beardicus?

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b754b6 No.345647

File: b95708dbe5d3e9e⋯.jpg (248.98 KB,910x752,455:376,my_fetish.jpg)

>>345646

I am not but I do have a 244mbs minimum of cowgirl pics saved on my hard drive and backed up on a usb, and the last few chaps of MM have had me shooting dust for weeks

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85dcd7 No.345652

>>345647

Care to post it to the relevant thread?

>>345643

It's all about the contrast. One's curvy and pneumatic, the other slender and athletic. Plus, Sekhmet has no difficulty defending the whole from divine threats.

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0a705a No.345653

File: bbf8df8cc289abc⋯.jpg (55.59 KB,494x700,247:350,bbf8df8cc289abc6ae5b096fc2….jpg)

I wouldn't want to imagine what a god would do to her beloved if he has a daughteru with another woman.

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258eba No.345656

>>345653

It’s simple: it wouldn’t ever happen.

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b754b6 No.345657

File: f81b7a9976ae5ef⋯.png (373.71 KB,597x800,597:800,1486015807973.png)

>>345652

I'll consider it as all I care about is monster girls (mostly of the even toed ungulate persuasion) and guns

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56a6b1 No.345665

>>345606

I would choose nemesis and chantico . Comfort city. Academics, youthful springs, festival, legendary hero, and diners for modification. For power-ups i would go for animal motif, lewdification, and love shift.

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0a705a No.345673

>>345656

>he doesn't smuggle a vial of his semen for his crush knowing he can't do the deed with an overbearing deity watching him constantly.

If all god is going to do is keep you away from women and be a 3DPD at least have someone carry on your bloodline.

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93f94d No.345677

>>345673

>Implying she doesn't watch whenever you masturbate

>Implying she wouldn't just make your crush infertile, or even kill her

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0a705a No.345682

>>345677

Well shit, the only other option i can think of is killing yourself and getting with death herself or another goddess.

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908b50 No.345729

File: 83f02c928e5f49f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,98.06 KB,253x273,253:273,illias.png)

>>345682

Why don't you love her? She's a nice girl.

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85dcd7 No.345740

>>345729

That's not God. That's not even the Demiurge. That's just a jumped up Angel.

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64dff8 No.345742

File: bfd5911de016054⋯.png (124.11 KB,540x277,540:277,1471052496101.png)

Yandere humans are a lot, lot worse.

>that fanatic who got you thrown out of biweekly holy book club because they insist on burning down everyone else's temple in "your holy name"

>that merchant who thinks that you or your thighs need a bull sacrificed in their name whenever they land in yet another goddess forsaken port

>that warlord who thinks that being a goddess of the underworld means you want boatloads of slaughtered humans delivered to your doorstep on a daily basis

>that priest who thinks that stealth-fapping behind the pulpit strengthens his "bonds with the divine."

At this point it's easier to just pretend to be a nymph and hope that nobody notices that your seat in the Pantheon has been empty for the last century.

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5e1474 No.345744

>>345729

Because she doesn't care if she's hurting her loved ones.

She can kill your waifu and think you're adorable when you mourn.

She's the type of god to tell you:

<"do not grieve for pests, mortal. she was a waste of your valuable time."

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64dff8 No.345754

File: d7bf62e9a983b0c⋯.png (84.1 KB,500x500,1:1,1482966151972.png)

>>345603

>Cybele

>she doesn't castrate you

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630466 No.345756

File: a5b1be8a0524156⋯.jpg (60.72 KB,600x750,4:5,n.jpg)

>>345603

monthesitic (+3)

nyarlathotep (evil god that loves me, would have to tell her to wait for at least a 100 years to kill humanity, so my family and friends can die off) (+12)

comfort city (cause appartments are cool)

guards (cause gods can be spooky) (-1)

maids (for cooking) (-1)

mystical beast (pet, maybe a shoggoth) (-2)

larger comfort (big appartments are awesome) (-1)

general market (the freer the market, and so on) (-2)

youthful springs (hotsprings are cool, and eternal youth) (-2)

Increased strength (so I'm not weak) (-1)

Increased endurance (so I don't get tired/dead) (-2)

Lewdification (cause it's fun) (-2)

love shift (cause I'm actually dealing with an eldritch chaos, and I had extra points) (-1)

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0a705a No.345818

>>345532

An alternate ending for your quest would be cool.

I get the feeling yan goddess just traps you in heaven with her until time stops if she 'wins'.

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ea8230 No.345825

File: eb7657975d48038⋯.png (651.87 KB,468x605,468:605,ClipboardImage.png)

>>345603

First time doing one of these so tell me if I've messed it up at all

Monotheistic (+3)

- Nyx (+3) (Being able to piss off into another realm and snuggle sounds great)

Comfort Frozen (Prefer the cold weather, hopefully paths aren't icy)

Comfort Mods

- Comfort Control (-3) (Don't really need any of the other large scale things)

Powerups

- Love Shift (-1) (Mainly for the understanding part)

- Increased Endurance (-2) (So I don't die as easily)

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56a6b1 No.345843

>>345603

So many good polytheistic options tefnut and nut for the mother+daughter option Minerva and Athena for the rivals option and nepthys and Isis for the dueling sisters option

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674990 No.345855

File: 504d2cbed456463⋯.png (103.24 KB,811x575,811:575,IMG_0528.PNG)

>>345606

>Pantheon (15 goddesses = +15)

<Cthylla (+12)

<Hastur (+12)

<Nctos and Nctolhu (+12)

<Nyarlathotep (+12)

<Shub-Niggurath (+12)

<Yidrah (+12)

<Eris (+6)

<Ishtar (+9)

<Sekhmet (+6)

<Tiamat (+9)

<Nike (+9)

<Artemis (+3)

<Bastet (+6)

<Isis (+6)

<Minerva (+9)

>Comfort Royal

>Comfort mods

<Guards (-1)

<Maids (-1)

<Larger comfort (-1)

<Academics (-2)

<Great forge (-2)

<General market (-2)

<Youthful springs (-2)

<Casino (-2)

<Festival (-2)

<Entertainment Center (-2)

<Diners (-2)

<Comfort Control (-3)

<Spend the remaining 142 points I have on a nice mix of mythical beasts and legendary heroes

>Power ups

<Increased strength (-1)

<Animal motif (-1)

<Physical altercation (-1)

<Shapeshifting (-1)

<Love shift (-1)

<Clones (-2)

<Increased Endurance (-2)

<Lewdification (-2)

<Clockworks (-2)

<Domainship (-3)

>Hobbies

>Raising a demigod

>Challenge mode

<Evil prankster (+3)

<The trials of a hero (+6)

<Cult lost (+9)

<The EX (+12)

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258eba No.345863

Please sage your posts for the cyoa. I keep seeing the thread bumped thinking it’s possibly discussion but rather a build that I have no interest in.

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5e1474 No.345909

File: 4a6d805bedc3c3b⋯.png (998.61 KB,1040x826,520:413,4a6.png)

Don't worry anon! Paladin-chan will defend you from crazy gods.

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21460d No.345919

File: 132268fab516c44⋯.gif (29.79 KB,985x695,197:139,132268fab516c443d6cf7a1b06….gif)

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4d16b5 No.345925

>>345097

>Be Yan goddess.

>Your Champion is doing amazing.

>Smiting heretics left and right.

>Protecting your Altars and bringing succour to the weak.

>And most important of all: working dat tight ass around the land.

>You’ll never get tired of the way this supple booty moves.

>Hate to see him go, but love to watch him leave.

>Honestly, you’d gladly trade all your effigies for statues of this glorious behind.

>But you’re pretty sure the other deities would find the change most suspicious.

>You don’t need your sisters getting up your grill about “Your obsession”.

>You’re not obsessed.

>You have really good reasons for keeping an eye on him…

>Very good reasons.

>Like…

>The booty.

>Also, his heroic deeds are nice.

>But dem hamstrings tho’.

>Are you drooling?

>Yes.

>A lot.

>From both sets of lips.

>And you love it.

>You can’t wait for him to meet his untimely death and finally be united with you for eternity!

>Wait.

>Death…

>As in: termination of body functions?

>Shedding of the mortal coil?

>Potential loss of glorious flesh?

“FUCK!”

>“Y-Your holiness?”

“I said FUCK you dumb bitch! I didn’t craft you deaf, did I?!”

>“M-My sincerest apologies, you were deep into your visions, I didn’t expect you to address my humble being!”

“I wasn’t talking to you! You useless bag of sunlight! I need a way to bring a mortal to my realm without him losing his physical vessel!”

>”But… It’s impossible, your Most Holy Mother forbade such things millenias ago and…”

“I know that! I WAS there! If you exist only to parrot what I already know, you may take your filthy cunt to Earth and find the nearest sharp thing to remove your disgusting existence from my knowledge!”

>”Forgive me, ô kind merciful Lady! Do not cast me out to Earth!”

“Wait a minute… That’s it! I merely need to go there myself! An Incarnation! You! Do you know how to do that? Where can I find a suitable fleshbag?!”

>“I… Well, there used to be a blessed phylactery in the tomb of Santa Amelia, if a human touches it, you may transfer your consciousness through it.”

“Santa Amelia? Never! She was a worthless cuck. Another option!”

>”Err… you could grant the Supreme Blessing to a child and use her as your Oracle, her connection to you will be strong enough for you to possess her entirely.”

“Right, and wait for my fleshsuit to be just ripe?”

>“Well… yes? I mean, two decades is a short time for you, your eternal mercy.”

“Humans are fragile, they sneeze on one another, a micro-organism enters their anatomy, multiplies and kill them. Mother was drunk when she made them.”

>“Y-your Astral wisdom, you can’t say that about-”

“Shut the fuck up or find a solution to my problem!”

>“Records mention the possibility of a nameless Seraph petrified under the ruins of Malag’Ost! She merely needs your name to be written upon her to become your incarnation!”

“Really? A petrified Seraph? Under Malag’Ost?”

>“Yes, she was not finished when the demons attacked the city, her very existence had been kept secret to all aside from her creator.”

“That’s actually really good. I get to see my champion trounce some demonic pieces of manure and when he’s done, I’ll be able to spend as much time as I want with him.”

>“You just need to tell your decree to your priests, they’ll surely relay your words to the Champion.”

“This day just got a lot better, Angel, you may take your leave, do as you please for now. You earned some rest.”

>Sadly for Yan Goddess, Hero got proactively dated by a really nice and kind Succubutt before he could reach the statue.

>Which led to the end of the World above.

>But we don’t talk about this.

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0a705a No.345927

>>345925

>obssessed with ass

>is obviously obssessed but denies it

>can't simply use her form on earth

This goddess had issues.

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0a705a No.345928

>>345925

>Makes her champion fight

>loses

>gets cucked in the process

>destroys planet, including champion

Not only did she kill an entire race. She also lost the one thing she wanted.

Talk about tragic.

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93f94d No.345930

File: c21203a1cb5656c⋯.jpg (655.35 KB,941x1051,941:1051,8480684.jpg)

>>345928

Maybe she is part mermaid?

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f172e0 No.345940

>>345930

>godess enjoys the thinking woman's fetish.

Being alone that long really took it's toll on her didn't it?

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d5d0e5 No.345960

>>345925

I never understood the attraction some girls have to a man's butt. I probably never will.

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571b83 No.345968

>>345960

This is just speculation but

>Toned ass = strong hips = harder thrusting

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d5d0e5 No.345972

>>345968

Yan omipotent beings are weird and they deserve to get cucked by succubi.

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e3f838 No.346004

>>345909

But, wouldn't she be directly subordinate to the yan goddess, so how could we tell this is not a trap.

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0a705a No.346037

>>346004

You just have to trust her. Her duty is to protect all life from evil. She's going kratos-mode just for you.

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932bfc No.346100

>>346004

>life has been compete shit since you angered the yangoddess by talking to a girl

>never mind that she was just a grocer and you were just buying food

>out of no where a paladin comes into town

>holy shit she's a 10/10 qt and she's looking for you specifically

>paladin-chan says she'll take you somewhere that you'll be protected from evil

>you're terrified of what punishment the angry yangoddess will dole out next so you go with her

>after a long a perilous journey she brings you to a holy site where you will be protected

>finally you feel like you can have a semi-normal life even if it's trapped in this small temple

>you were wrong motherfucker

>paladin-chan was a paladin in the service of the yangoddess and she brought you to a secluded temple of the yangoddess so she could descend onto the earth and "protect" you personally

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5e1474 No.346103

>>346100

I can't read something about godesses being attracted to mortals and not think jocasta complex. Creators are bigger deviants than us.

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93f94d No.346106

>>346103

To be fair, assuming the religion isn't monotheistic, the only other people they can date are other gods, and there are only a few, so it's very possible that the goddess would find no interest in any of them. A lot more mortals, a lot more people to choose from.

Some gods are also notoriously egotistical, and marrying another god's creation could lead to step son/daughter territory, marking them as "below" their step parents.

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258eba No.346108

File: b00d0d3eba9ff60⋯.gif (591.65 KB,500x281,500:281,DDC37EBA-3ABB-486A-8007-08….gif)

Considering the position of a Goddess, isn’t having a relation with a human the equivalent of a person having a relationship with a pet or their child?

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5e1474 No.346129

>>346108

>implying anyone would question a superior being with powers you can only imagine.

>implying she would care what anyone else thinks of her while she has her finger on the doomsday button.

Smugillias.jpg

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e3f838 No.346177

I would like to ask the question:

Just how beat up would she let the hero get in his quest. Would she try to keep them in predestine condition as to preserve his….charm.

Other possibility is she lets him get the shit kicked out of him so that she has an excuse to go down there, treat his wounds, hold him tight.

Honestly, I could see it like this:

>Hero comes to temple for blessing

>Yan Goddess gives him her "blessing"

>Claims that it will prevent him from falling in battle, no matter how much he is beaten.

>Actual effect is when he fights, he is more likely to be beaten with in an inch of his life, but never actually is fatally wounded.

>Everytime time he gets beaten, Yan Goddess comes around or sends a servant so she can heal him.

>Reinforces his need for her every time by claiming:

<"Had it not been for my blessing, you would have died"

Scary shit if you think about it.

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5e1474 No.346179

>>346177

Godesses who let their heros get beaten are asking to for them to get proactively dated.

If we're talking about the chief god i'd say she would let him get roughed up really bad. Only so she can remind herself about the good old days.

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630466 No.346185

File: 164c306f42217d9⋯.jpg (283.13 KB,600x905,120:181,vecna_by_jdillon82.jpg)

>>346108

the line between god and mortal can be crossed by those tenacious enough

that's why the champion is out adventuring.

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e3f838 No.346189

>>346179

Ah, but what if she could also you the female "unwanted" advances as further excuse to go down there. This gives both a reason for the close proximity and if a monster or two is killed then I a pretty sure the gods won't raise to many eyebrows.

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5e1474 No.346194

>>346189

If she's using the champions loss as an excuse to go down to earth then I'm sure she's going to 'bless' her champion harder than he's ever been blessed before.

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5e1474 No.346223

Being lonely so long must make the gods crazier than shoggoths.

>be schizo yangodess

>you don't know when she infiltrated your head but you have to keep your regal appearance.

"good morning, ares!"

>you fucking despised her

>everyday went on and on about how her champion slayed various evildoers and…

>wait, Your therapist encouraged you not to talk with yourself in your head.

>she said it was making you have 'bad thoughts'.

>oh well.

>what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

"time to see how MY hero is doing."

>this is the only time of the day you truly feel at peace.

>once again, that four-eyed SLUT advised you to avoid "stalking" your hero.

>she said it was-

>wait

>who was he talking to?

>a mature woman.

>she has beautiful eyes…

>okay, she's giving him money.

>and she FuCKinG HuGs HiM!?

>you need your pills. now.

>your palms are sweating

"who the fuck does she think she is?!"

>you breathe through your mouth heavily.

"TOUCHING THE ONE THING I CARE ABOUT ON THIS STUPID FUCKING ROCK!"

>the sun is getting hotter

>trees on earth are set ablaze

"I WILL MURDER HER AND EVERYONE SHE'S EVER SPOKEN TO WITH MY TWO HANDS BEFORE SHE TOUCHES HIM AGAIN-"

>the ocean waves are rising, they swallow every inch of land they touch.

>you hear your chamber doors open.

"YOU HEAR ME YOU DISGUSTING OLD BIMBO WHEN I GET DOWN THERE YOU, YOUR KIDS, AND YOUR ANCESTORS WILL BURN AT THE CORE OF THIS PLANET UNTIL-

>you're toxicity comes to a halt.

>you want to pass out.

>you're sure it's ares she's the second fastest behind you.

>you suddenly feel something poke you in the arm.

>ares is holding you in her arms

>she's so gorgous and brave.

>you loved her like a sister…no homo

>oh, the room is getting dark.

>you're breathing is back to normal

>you think you're crying, not really sure.

>all you know is he was meant to be yours. And yours only.

>your world is dark and you go to dreamland.

>wake up after who knows how long.

>be schizo yangodess…

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5e1474 No.346224

>>346223

Also, i probably went overboard with the edge but i wasn't sure when to stop.

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f6e8ef No.346313

File: c2cdfddecd59aa3⋯.png (236.52 KB,790x1700,79:170,FUCKYEAHEMPRAH.png)

File: bcf0c6f91726cea⋯.png (215.22 KB,498x330,83:55,ClipboardImage.png)

>>346108

Why yes when you think about it the divines are a lower existence compared to the infinite freedom and potential possesed by mankind.

gods/goddesses are for usurpingpossibly waifuing

Femdom is for cucks

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64dff8 No.346326

File: 63e5cd229e6fea1⋯.png (145 KB,262x271,262:271,1510801922352.png)

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b5d139 No.346351

How would your yan goddess react to you getting older and weaker as the years go by? Thinking about how time is passing us all by is making me depressed.

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fca8cb No.346352

>>346313

<"How dare you defy me? I am your goddess! I am the very reason of your existence! I gave your filthy species life! Without me, you would have gone extinct long ago! Yet, you stand in my domain?! Challenging the one who birthed your civilization?!"

"Well, you better prepare yourself, then. When I'm done with you, you're gonna be mommy all over again."

<"Wh-What nonsense are you spouting?! And why are you undoing your belt?! D-don't point that… huge filthy thing towards me… H-how disgustingly virile, what an obscene curve… D-don't come any closer, I don't want that strong, musky stench on me… Could you imagine how depraved it would be if your mortal seed impregnated my divine womb?! Just thinking about it is making me… Ahhnn!"

>why did you fall in love with a role-play obsessed pervert of a deity?

>well, she has other good points aside from sex.

>but she "" is"" an amazing lay.

<"I would never forgive you if you put your massive human dick in my mouth… Ahhh…"

>oh right, she hasn't used the safeword yet…

>this time for sure, you're gonna make her beg.

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1a7804 No.346362

File: d436ee3e5dd387f⋯.png (245.35 KB,462x502,231:251,4A641347-F265-4232-B35C-2D….png)

>>346326

>Being this much of a beta to be triggered by HFY

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

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932bfc No.346363

>>346351

>die of old age and yangoddess gets your soul back in your physical prime obviously forever

>or she forces immortality on you

That would be my guess on how a crazy goddess would handle her moral love.

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0a705a No.346378

>>346363

>>346363

How far would a yangodess go for her mortal to be with her forever?

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932bfc No.346380

>>346378

What makes you think there's a limit to how far a yangoddess would go?

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0a705a No.346384

>>346380

Maybe the other deities can talk her out of it?

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93f94d No.346388

>>346384

If it were that simple, she wouldn't be a yandere.

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0a705a No.346394

Can we get a writefriend to get on something about this? It's interesting and I would like to read what someone else comes up with.

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e3f838 No.346475

>>346394

Well, I had one in the making about 3 or so days ago, basically the goddess disguised herself as a soldier of herself and followed her champion across the land. The champion is a decent fighter, but most of their victories come from her in the background putting all the cards in his favor.

Stopped after I realized that I am far to autistic to make anything good like barroth-friend.

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0a705a No.346487

>>346475

That actually sounded like something i would've read.

I don't know who barroth is but if he made you delete your green then he must be good.

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0a705a No.346753

Lmao just kill yourself and get a strong mg to protect you.

Or

Kill yourself and keep getting away from her. A spirit should have more freedom of movement than a human.

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f19ce3 No.346800

File: 2b73bd950d47277⋯.mp4 (2.05 MB,476x268,119:67,JustAsTheCountPredicted.mp4)

>>346753

>Kill self to avoid yandere goddess

>Suddenly have my soul scooped up from the realms of the dead

>Forced to live with the yandere goddess for the rest of eternity while she constantly tries to make passes at me

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e3f838 No.346805

>>346487

I still have the text file, just never posted, mostly because the aforementioned inferiority complex and a lack of a good way to get the whole "she's-doing-all-the-real-fighting" across without outright stating it. If id'll entertain, I can easily post it.

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97acee No.347142

Yandere goddess would have to face the death goddess, the netherworld goddess, the judgement goddess as well as their male counterparts. How would she get through them?

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5e1474 No.347152

>>347142

>male counterparts

Its shit

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97acee No.347192

>>347152

Very well, just the goddesses but even then I doubt that they would just let the yandere goddess have her way, as she would would be transgressing in those jurisdiction, and I would assume the gods are very territorial.

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5e1474 No.347198

>>347192

What would be considered a transgression in the gods' eyes? Gods are terretorial but i doubt helping and spoiling a mortal would be something bad to them.

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97acee No.347202

>>347198

Remember that this goddess is a yandere if not a goddess of yandere, she would not be rational when it comes to her beloved; she would likely end up insulting the goddesses, breaking things of the goddesses, or straight up fighting them.

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0a705a No.347239

>>347202

A yandere ares would end up parading you around to every goddess just to start shit. She will demand you always improve yourself in every aspect.

A yan ares seems crazier than the chief god tbh.

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0a705a No.347797

File: 840b16f7670d8f4⋯.jpg (26.73 KB,800x774,400:387,flat,800x800,075,f.u2.jpg)

It doesnt make sense that a godess can't come to earth and confess to her beloved. If she can smite anyone who double-takes at him, but cant communicate with him it sounds a lot more like autism on her part

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932bfc No.347833

>>347797

It would depend on the setting. Maybe your head cannon has it that gods can effect the mortal world, but can't go there without certain requirements. Or maybe there are other, possibly more powerful gods, that won't let them directly contact their husbando. Or yeah, maybe she's just super fucking autistic about it.

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0a705a No.347840

>>347833

It must be shit for her seeing you alone, and depressed with no one to talk to because the god before her prohibited coming back to earth.

sounds tragic

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932bfc No.347846

>>347840

>It must be shit for her seeing you alone

>that's why she made you her champion

>not because she wants you to do great deeds in her name, but to put you in dangerous situations hoping you'll get yourself killed so she can get a hold of your soul and hold hands for all eternity

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7210a2 No.347890

File: 5e1887711abb33a⋯.png (183.18 KB,500x448,125:112,1464206390822.png)

>>347797

>gods are real but they can't come to our dimension

>they have big screens that can see anything anywhere at any time

>through these they can affect what goes on in our world

>shut-in goddess finds anon

>anon is enough of a blank slate with a simple enough personality for her to project her idealistic fantasies onto

>starts spending her days watching anon go about his life

>a little alteration here and a little change there, nothing anon would notice at first

>slowly but surely starts making the women around anon ignore or reject him

>starts doing the same to his friends

>then his family

>when anon is alone and depressed, sabotage all his suicide attempts and make sure he ends up with enough nutrition and water for the day

>spends every night shlicking to the thought of how thankful and dependent anon would be if she appeared before him and brought him with her out of misery into the god dimension

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b3ef48 No.347923

>>347890

>wants to be with him

>doesn't let him kill die

Deity logic

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efea4b No.347944

File: f5869d7707f24a2⋯.jpg (15.95 KB,241x255,241:255,3b489b77d9382d4e5746082351….jpg)

i would to see a fanfic of female aku,seems like an interesting concept

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93f94d No.347956

File: a91e17a131c72b5⋯.jpg (11.33 KB,210x240,7:8,Char_13787.jpg)

>>347944

There is a female Aku. Kinda.

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0a705a No.347999

File: f8ee368b6df0b43⋯.jpg (28.43 KB,586x241,586:241,C7OlXxyWkAAEMrC.jpg)

>>347944

Closest thing i could find to green.

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62ab6c No.348196

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>347944

I bet she'd laugh like this

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0a705a No.348211

File: 1f4ff6cbb5c60ed⋯.jpg (100.08 KB,783x1020,261:340,samurai_jack__i_ll_never_l….jpg)

>>348196

Do you think the shapeshifting master of darkness can handle rejection?

>deviantart

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0a705a No.348214

>>348211

Forgot to mention that was the most japanese laugh i've ever heard.

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93f94d No.348218

>>348211

Aku doesn't really seem to be good with things not going his/her way, so no. I could easily imagine a female Aku locking Jack up, and setting up a romantic dinner date for the both of them. If Jack's struggling became too much for her, she would just threaten a town or something so that he would be nice on their "beautiful date".

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0a705a No.348294

File: 53990f217e1272d⋯.gif (3.1 MB,389x640,389:640,MOSHED-2018-4-3-7-5-4.gif)

Aku's face when she gets to hold hands.

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0a705a No.348295

File: 26a206b7362fdd6⋯.gif (9.97 MB,517x640,517:640,she found out.gif)

when her champion gets proactively dated by a group of lower level monsters.

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b4143a No.348320

>>348295

>the light lines are coming from her face

>not coming from the giant light source above her

Goddammit, anon.

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0a705a No.348337

File: 10e6a5279fd39d3⋯.gif (3.07 MB,253x273,253:273,OLDgranny.gif)

>>348320

>questioning goddesses

Asking to get mindbroken

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e3f838 No.348389

>>348337

So what your telling me is this goddess is an eldritch?

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62ab6c No.348391

>>348337

I've said it once I've said it a thousand times if you worship a female god you're a beta male.

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571b83 No.348392

File: 9a1546340798814⋯.png (276.7 KB,529x784,529:784,Ammit.png)

>>348391

I think you should reconsider your outlook there, friend

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0a705a No.348761

File: ce2455194301f26⋯.jpg (78.97 KB,1024x401,1024:401,psycho_ilias_gyate_by_kirb….jpg)

<"you held hands hands with HeR!?"

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0a705a No.348765

File: 8577724e27f0110⋯.jpg (42.91 KB,720x409,720:409,857.jpg)

>>347890

Her face when

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5e59fa No.348783

File: 9f3e0cfd3f87575⋯.jpg (26.13 KB,179x223,179:223,9f3e0cfd3f87575382238274a8….jpg)

>>345605

>>345606

>all those typos

I can't have fun like this.

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345922 No.348784

File: afefa6913dd3beb⋯.png (552.03 KB,600x666,100:111,afefa6913dd3beb1b21db3c3ed….png)

>>347890

So is fanboy faeries a janitor or board owner or what? His dog shows up all over this board.

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258eba No.348786

File: c88908f942cd82f⋯.jpeg (99.85 KB,736x644,8:7,768CA9A8-484A-428B-9322-0….jpeg)

>>348784

>fanboy faeries

Who?

>janitor

They’re called volunteers.

>His dog shows up all over this board.

It’s only shown up a couple of times.

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9b60c2 No.348951

Is yangoddess a prude and doesn't let you get sozzled? Or does she think you're a cute drunk?

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93f94d No.348977

>>348951

>Implying a yandere wouldn't want to make love with her husbando

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0a705a No.352091

What if deities/gods from different mythologies end up being yandere for the same man?

>Freya and aphrodite

>female ares and ra

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932bfc No.352102

>>352091

>deities/gods from different mythologies end up being yandere for the same man

Fund it.

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62ab6c No.352103

>>348951

>prude

Only leftist faggot-supporters say that kind of thing

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1af74e No.352111

>>352102

>CC peace gods fighting tomboy war gods.

>creators all bickering on who made you and wether or not if marriage is incest.

>deities in charge of the afterlife trying to outscam each other on who gets your soul.

>meanwhile anon is getting married to his human childhood friend.

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932bfc No.352142

>>352111

>anon is getting married to his human childhood friend

>literally every religion's version of the end of the world happens all at once

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0a705a No.352170

>>352142

>multiple ends of the world

>even then the godesses fuck each other's natural disasters/plagues up.

>everyone but anon and the waifu dies

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16c14f No.352183

>>352170

>anon was fatally injured in the MEGAPOCALYPSE and dies in his human waifu's arms, but not before wiping the tears from her eyes and telling her to live on for both their sakes

>But wait! Being the very last human alive and with all the goddesses dead along with their subjects, the human waifu absorbs the gestalt energies of all the departed and becomes the new primordial mother goddess!

>In honor of her departed love, her first and last act as the unnamed Earth Mother is to seed the world with human couples across every continent, and then split herself into multiple shards of divine consciousness, to eventually diverge in thoughts and personalities and become a new era of goddesses

>Thousands of years down the line, the anon's soul reincarnates into a fine young man…

>WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

>IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BURNING FROM YANDERE YEARNING

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0a705a No.352200

>>352183

Did the underworld and afterlife have to end too?

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0a705a No.352310

>tfw the chief god will never facefuck you so hard with her snatch you smell like her for the rest of your life.

>her smell wards off other women and makes you undesirable to them.

>her "sisters" however are indifferent to your smell

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4b3be7 No.352735

>destroying the world because a female touched him.

Yandere doesn't even begin to describe her. Hypothetically, what is she capable of doing if a girl or monster proactively dates him?

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0fe155 No.357134

File: 1f97c5997af660a⋯.jpeg (191.61 KB,1280x739,1280:739,smiling-god-of-war-110356….jpeg)

>when the gods have abandoned you and now there is no hope.

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385690 No.357140

>>352735

At that level? From what I've read, the way that sort of thing goes is that a monster that crosses the gods in that way usually has their entire race getting cursed or twisted into a lesser form. If it's a human though, a curse that exists throughout all descendants from that point on is the standard. As for the victim in question, they usually get spirited away to the god in question or changed into something that can't suffer.

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8ef5fa No.357213

>I will bestow upon you such wealth, such power, so many women

>I will embarrass you with riches, swaddle you in satisfaction, and bury you in pussy!

>And you will drown in comfort and pleasure, only for me to pour down more, and more, and more until it breaks your mind…

>And then you will be MINE

Would you want to see writefaggotry about that?

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a0a04f No.357214

>>357213

>cuckquean goddess

Nah

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535d33 No.357218

>>357213

I'll take what i can get fam.

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28eff2 No.357296

>>357213

Harem goddess? yes

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b14b83 No.357305

>>357214

What he said

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7ee16e No.357317

>>347999

>tfw the girl he finally does find turns out to be Akus daughter

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0fe155 No.357331

>>357317

>tfw no mother-daughter tagteam fucking on jack.

>black goo tentacles hold him up while getting proactively dated.

I'm sure his dad would just be disappointed that he fucked up on his mission

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e76812 No.357576

>>346753

Your thinking about this the wrong way, what you want to do is become an atheist so she wouldn't have any direct power over you.

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0fe155 No.357860

>>357576

That doesn't make sense. If she does exist there's no point in not believing in her, she'll still be there watching your mundane life like a weeb watches episodes of his waifu.

BEGONE DIVINE THOTS

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8ef5fa No.357876

I'm not sure you guys are interested in this kind of thing, so I just hucked up a quick prologue. I want to write what someone wants to read, so feedback is appreciated. (First time writefagging via post, so no clue how the formatting will come out.)

>>>>

She found him farther away than she thought possible. But he was there, he was real, and he was hers.

She waited out the first explosion of light and heat and time. Strong though she was, there were still some things that brooked no interference. Eager longing and impatience threatened to hollow her out, drive her mad, as she watched things cool and unfold from the outside. She filled that emptiness by watching him in the distance, watching the moments they would spend together. Every moment, over and over. Even the very last.

When everything cooled enough, she slipped in with a careful massaging of the enthalpy of the place. Everywhere, the smallest of things were being built up from cooling plasma and foam. Matter and energy, there was so much of it! Well, that was a good thing, she decided, because she would need vast reserves of the stuff to give him all the pleasure and love he deserved. Acting on that need, she claimed almost all the matter and energy in the place as hers, and put it to her use, but dedicated to him. And so most of the contents of the place became her fuel, an extension of her will, and went dark.

What little matter that was not hers — was not dark — cooled into gas, and eventually began to gather together and ignite into stars, spewing out even heavier forms of matter. Now the long game began, of nudging nebulae, using her “dark matter” to create brief cataracts of gravity to maneuver stars the same way he would, in the anticipated future, play billiards in that tiny space he would call — what was it? Oh yes, “Dave and Busters.”

She thanked herself that she had the long game to occupy her, for the time she was forced to spend without him, now that time existed and she had immersed herself in it, gnawed at her mind. So much time alone. I’m alone, she thought, flicking a protostar back and forth between what she called her fingers. I’m all alone in the place.

The place really needed a name, she decided. Names were his job. Oh, he was so good at naming things. In fact—and for the first time, she remembered the moment in the future when he named her, and she experienced her first orgasm. Did the orgasm occur then, in the future, when he named her, or now, when she first remembered that exquisite future moment? Or did the orgasm consubstantiate? The only answer she had was yes. Yes. YES!

She clutched the protostar to her numinous bosom — the biggest, most blasphemously bodacious tits that could ever possibly exist. The protostar saturated in the power of her pleasure and pushes through its entire multi-billion year life cycle, from main sequence to black dwarf, in a microsecond.

He. Was-Is-Will be. AMAZING! The very thought that he would someday notice her thrilled her so much she did not expect to survive the sensation. But survive she did, and she returned to the question of names.

She remembered names from his future past. Cosmos. Universe. Empyrean. Then she remembered his favorite, from a being he called “cummings:” wherewhen

Oh, she remembered cummings! cummings wrote a poem for her, once.

pity this busy monster, manunkind,

not. Progress is a comfortable disease:

your victim (death and life safely beyond)

plays with the bigness of his littleness

— electrons deify one razorblade

into a mountainrange; lenses extend

unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish

returns on its unself.

A world of made

is not a world of born — pity poor flesh

and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this

fine specimen of hypermagical

ultraomnipotence. We doctors know

a hopeless case if — listen: there's a hell

of a good universe next door; let's go

It was almost as if his words were directly for her, she thought.

"Wherewhen," she would call the place. She thinks, I’m all alone in the wherewhen.

And so the long game continued, her end goal clear: a small, lukewarm yellow star and an oblate ball of cold material, the third such icy gobbet from the yellow star, for him to dwell upon. But first, that oblate ball must serve as an incubator, a matrix of life. Trillions of beings living and dying over the course of four eons for a single purpose: to bring him to her.

And then, for reasons that defied even her near infinite intellect, she had to wait until he was 18 years old to get ahold of his dick.

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f1eb61 No.360408

Let's say yangoddess can only interfere with the dead. What if her champion gets raped/tortured on the battlefield while he begs for her to save him? How mad can we make yandere god?

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666154 No.360409

>>360408

Sounds like she'd already be clamoring for the destruction of the world at that point, raising herself an army of the undead to destroy all.

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0fe155 No.360541

>>360409

That has story potential. Are there even any yan god stories?

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a64201 No.360542

>>360541

The Old Testament version of God was pretty yan.

It's one of earliest stories in human history with a decently large fandom, continuing to this day, at such a time before most things were written down regularly.

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0fe155 No.360567

>>360542

Men cannot be yan though. He is referred to as a male throughout the book.

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eca093 No.363731

Dead thread

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0fe155 No.363737

You know what this thread lacks, that greek mythology had?

god on human rape

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4d75c0 No.363747

>>363737

>Change all the Greek gods into female versions

>FemZeus shapeshifts into various different monster girls in order to capture the man she fancies

Just alter the stories so that She’s not always the pursuing goddess (because a girl with Zeus’s pump&dump habits would be 3dpd of the worst kind) and you’ve got a viable setting for writefaggotry.

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0fe155 No.363756

>>363747

How would you alter the legends to make it less 3DPD?

>femzeus notices anon and he becomes her figurative muse.

>femzeus catches anon washing his clothes by himself.

>descends to earth to take what's hers through proactive courtship.

>anon passes out from getting raped with the power of 10 raijus and thunderbirds.

>femzeus leaves a note next to anon's twitching body before going back to olympus.

<"marriage is sacred~. You can't talk to any girls after you read this."

It's 7 in the morning this is the best i could do.

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2cd002 No.367039

There should be a manga or some hentai about this shit

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0fe155 No.367117

File: f834ece834a5bd3⋯.gif (2.18 MB,326x254,163:127,Sweaty-Pilot-Airplane.gif)

File: 9f2ae10933c68c7⋯.jpg (85.83 KB,1280x640,2:1,p065bvw8.jpg)

If every god were yandere should they have their own kinks?

>Femzeus: gets off on tasers and touching electric fences.

>athena: bondage and maledom

>ares: femdom with a hint of nurturing

>poseidon: sweating and hydration fetish

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637dc9 No.367120

>>363747

A fem-Zeus that tries to seduce her love with elaborate plans in which she transforms into different monstergirls and thinks up all sorts of scenarios but fails miserably every time sounds fun.

But I'm not sure if a cute shy autist persona would fit the character. But if you want to have her transform herself every time instead of showing her real form you probably have to give her some form of 'tism or come up with a good reason why she can't show herself.

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385690 No.367149

>>367120

The reason in the Greek mythos is that any mortal that sees the true form of zeus simply can't handle it. It's apparently so awe-inspiring and perfect that it completely obliterates any mortal who sees it. If you wanted to make it a bit more /monster/-approved, you could translate this as it being so boneriffic that it breaks the scales and anyone who sees it to have an erection so hard and fast it causes them to pass out.

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0fe155 No.367154

>>367149

"Lady zeus..i don't feel so good…"

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fb0bae No.367203

File: 6dac547f6591e08⋯.jpeg (52.56 KB,419x600,419:600,BBBABF54-70B3-4E38-859D-B….jpeg)

>>367149

So basically the same thing that happens when someone looks at a lilim in MGE?

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7dd096 No.367224

>>367117

>poseidon

i guess it would be hanging and drinking sperm or am I confusing it with someone else?

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0fe155 No.367234

>>367224

>Hanging sperm

Jerryniggawhat.jpg

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42bc7b No.367246

>>367117

>Femzeus

No, stop There are plenty of already female gods you fuck.

If you're going to make monstergirls of any gods, make them the ones which are actually monsters

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67d94a No.367249

>>367149

>The reason in the Greek mythos is that any mortal that sees the true form of zeus simply can't handle it.

That's wrong though.

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0fe155 No.367251

>>367246

Make me nerd.

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385690 No.367268

>>367249

It is correct. Look up Semele.

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49dd98 No.367346

>>367120

So what you're saying is she's a yan eldritch?

Because that makes her even more terrifying.

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0fe155 No.368777

How would you write a movie/anime for this idea?

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538aa6 No.387637

>>345919

god bless cuck chan

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61848c No.387640

>>367117

>Femzeus: gets off on tasers and touching electric fences.

Kek. Imagine zeus getting tazed by a cop and falling in love with him.

>>367346

>yan eldritch

>terrifying

You misspelled "great".

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a92e84 No.387642

File: 2bf2e829d6949c4⋯.jpeg (346.07 KB,827x1223,827:1223,00A5EECF-274B-47B5-81CE-3….jpeg)

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d99f46 No.387649

File: 41969a8a78f4d88⋯.jpg (54.64 KB,554x313,554:313,Athena.jpg)

File: c9676c1950d2065⋯.jpg (90.86 KB,1280x720,16:9,Athena 2.jpg)

>>367117

>Athena

>Maledom

Hang yourself now, I shall die in the company of glorious thighs lovingly set around my head.

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7d5bee No.397972

>>345603

Monotheistic (+3)

>Miss me with that poly heresy

Sekhmet (+6)

>Thicc, seems nice, headpattable

Comfort Rural

>I like open space

9 Tokens available

Great forge (-2)

>I like crafting things

Diners (-2)

>Fine dining is great, and gives you somewhere to take your wife

Comfort Control (-3)

>For those creative moments

Increased Endurance (-2)

>Why not

Slice of Life: Hobbies

>Refer back to forge and comfort control

Event: Sexual Release

>better than all that exploration bullshit

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5d2eae No.397982

>>345653

Ask Hera.

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b14c7d No.397985

>>387649

Speak for yourself, faggot.

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