0a705a No.345097 [View All]
Yandere gods must be a pain in the ass to deal with.
>talk to tomboy gardener
>she vanished the next day
>pick up some bread from that cute baker.
>her bakery is in ruins the next day.
>local harlot smacks your ass
>book of revelations 2: electric boogaloo
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62ab6c No.352103
>>348951
>prude
Only leftist faggot-supporters say that kind of thing
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1af74e No.352111
>>352102
>CC peace gods fighting tomboy war gods.
>creators all bickering on who made you and wether or not if marriage is incest.
>deities in charge of the afterlife trying to outscam each other on who gets your soul.
>meanwhile anon is getting married to his human childhood friend.
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932bfc No.352142
>>352111
>anon is getting married to his human childhood friend
>literally every religion's version of the end of the world happens all at once
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0a705a No.352170
>>352142
>multiple ends of the world
>even then the godesses fuck each other's natural disasters/plagues up.
>everyone but anon and the waifu dies
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16c14f No.352183
>>352170
>anon was fatally injured in the MEGAPOCALYPSE and dies in his human waifu's arms, but not before wiping the tears from her eyes and telling her to live on for both their sakes
>But wait! Being the very last human alive and with all the goddesses dead along with their subjects, the human waifu absorbs the gestalt energies of all the departed and becomes the new primordial mother goddess!
>In honor of her departed love, her first and last act as the unnamed Earth Mother is to seed the world with human couples across every continent, and then split herself into multiple shards of divine consciousness, to eventually diverge in thoughts and personalities and become a new era of goddesses
>Thousands of years down the line, the anon's soul reincarnates into a fine young man…
>WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
>IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BURNING FROM YANDERE YEARNING
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0a705a No.352200
>>352183
Did the underworld and afterlife have to end too?
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0a705a No.352310
>tfw the chief god will never facefuck you so hard with her snatch you smell like her for the rest of your life.
>her smell wards off other women and makes you undesirable to them.
>her "sisters" however are indifferent to your smell
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4b3be7 No.352735
>destroying the world because a female touched him.
Yandere doesn't even begin to describe her. Hypothetically, what is she capable of doing if a girl or monster proactively dates him?
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0fe155 No.357134
>when the gods have abandoned you and now there is no hope.
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385690 No.357140
>>352735
At that level? From what I've read, the way that sort of thing goes is that a monster that crosses the gods in that way usually has their entire race getting cursed or twisted into a lesser form. If it's a human though, a curse that exists throughout all descendants from that point on is the standard. As for the victim in question, they usually get spirited away to the god in question or changed into something that can't suffer.
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8ef5fa No.357213
>I will bestow upon you such wealth, such power, so many women…
>I will embarrass you with riches, swaddle you in satisfaction, and bury you in pussy!
>And you will drown in comfort and pleasure, only for me to pour down more, and more, and more until it breaks your mind…
>And then you will be MINE
Would you want to see writefaggotry about that?
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a0a04f No.357214
>>357213
>cuckquean goddess
Nah
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535d33 No.357218
>>357213
I'll take what i can get fam.
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28eff2 No.357296
>>357213
Harem goddess? yes
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b14b83 No.357305
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7ee16e No.357317
>>347999
>tfw the girl he finally does find turns out to be Akus daughter
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0fe155 No.357331
>>357317
>tfw no mother-daughter tagteam fucking on jack.
>black goo tentacles hold him up while getting proactively dated.
I'm sure his dad would just be disappointed that he fucked up on his mission
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e76812 No.357576
>>346753
Your thinking about this the wrong way, what you want to do is become an atheist so she wouldn't have any direct power over you.
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0fe155 No.357860
>>357576
That doesn't make sense. If she does exist there's no point in not believing in her, she'll still be there watching your mundane life like a weeb watches episodes of his waifu.
BEGONE DIVINE THOTS
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8ef5fa No.357876
I'm not sure you guys are interested in this kind of thing, so I just hucked up a quick prologue. I want to write what someone wants to read, so feedback is appreciated. (First time writefagging via post, so no clue how the formatting will come out.)
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She found him farther away than she thought possible. But he was there, he was real, and he was hers.
She waited out the first explosion of light and heat and time. Strong though she was, there were still some things that brooked no interference. Eager longing and impatience threatened to hollow her out, drive her mad, as she watched things cool and unfold from the outside. She filled that emptiness by watching him in the distance, watching the moments they would spend together. Every moment, over and over. Even the very last.
When everything cooled enough, she slipped in with a careful massaging of the enthalpy of the place. Everywhere, the smallest of things were being built up from cooling plasma and foam. Matter and energy, there was so much of it! Well, that was a good thing, she decided, because she would need vast reserves of the stuff to give him all the pleasure and love he deserved. Acting on that need, she claimed almost all the matter and energy in the place as hers, and put it to her use, but dedicated to him. And so most of the contents of the place became her fuel, an extension of her will, and went dark.
What little matter that was not hers — was not dark — cooled into gas, and eventually began to gather together and ignite into stars, spewing out even heavier forms of matter. Now the long game began, of nudging nebulae, using her “dark matter” to create brief cataracts of gravity to maneuver stars the same way he would, in the anticipated future, play billiards in that tiny space he would call — what was it? Oh yes, “Dave and Busters.”
She thanked herself that she had the long game to occupy her, for the time she was forced to spend without him, now that time existed and she had immersed herself in it, gnawed at her mind. So much time alone. I’m alone, she thought, flicking a protostar back and forth between what she called her fingers. I’m all alone in the place.
The place really needed a name, she decided. Names were his job. Oh, he was so good at naming things. In fact—and for the first time, she remembered the moment in the future when he named her, and she experienced her first orgasm. Did the orgasm occur then, in the future, when he named her, or now, when she first remembered that exquisite future moment? Or did the orgasm consubstantiate? The only answer she had was yes. Yes. YES!
She clutched the protostar to her numinous bosom — the biggest, most blasphemously bodacious tits that could ever possibly exist. The protostar saturated in the power of her pleasure and pushes through its entire multi-billion year life cycle, from main sequence to black dwarf, in a microsecond.
He. Was-Is-Will be. AMAZING! The very thought that he would someday notice her thrilled her so much she did not expect to survive the sensation. But survive she did, and she returned to the question of names.
She remembered names from his future past. Cosmos. Universe. Empyrean. Then she remembered his favorite, from a being he called “cummings:” wherewhen
Oh, she remembered cummings! cummings wrote a poem for her, once.
pity this busy monster, manunkind,
not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)
plays with the bigness of his littleness
— electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born — pity poor flesh
and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical
ultraomnipotence. We doctors know
a hopeless case if — listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go
It was almost as if his words were directly for her, she thought.
"Wherewhen," she would call the place. She thinks, I’m all alone in the wherewhen.
And so the long game continued, her end goal clear: a small, lukewarm yellow star and an oblate ball of cold material, the third such icy gobbet from the yellow star, for him to dwell upon. But first, that oblate ball must serve as an incubator, a matrix of life. Trillions of beings living and dying over the course of four eons for a single purpose: to bring him to her.
And then, for reasons that defied even her near infinite intellect, she had to wait until he was 18 years old to get ahold of his dick.
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f1eb61 No.360408
Let's say yangoddess can only interfere with the dead. What if her champion gets raped/tortured on the battlefield while he begs for her to save him? How mad can we make yandere god?
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666154 No.360409
>>360408
Sounds like she'd already be clamoring for the destruction of the world at that point, raising herself an army of the undead to destroy all.
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0fe155 No.360541
>>360409
That has story potential. Are there even any yan god stories?
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a64201 No.360542
>>360541
The Old Testament version of God was pretty yan.
It's one of earliest stories in human history with a decently large fandom, continuing to this day, at such a time before most things were written down regularly.
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0fe155 No.360567
>>360542
Men cannot be yan though. He is referred to as a male throughout the book.
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eca093 No.363731
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0fe155 No.363737
You know what this thread lacks, that greek mythology had?
god on human rape
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4d75c0 No.363747
>>363737
>Change all the Greek gods into female versions
>FemZeus shapeshifts into various different monster girls in order to capture the man she fancies
Just alter the stories so that She’s not always the pursuing goddess (because a girl with Zeus’s pump&dump habits would be 3dpd of the worst kind) and you’ve got a viable setting for writefaggotry.
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0fe155 No.363756
>>363747
How would you alter the legends to make it less 3DPD?
>femzeus notices anon and he becomes her figurative muse.
>femzeus catches anon washing his clothes by himself.
>descends to earth to take what's hers through proactive courtship.
>anon passes out from getting raped with the power of 10 raijus and thunderbirds.
>femzeus leaves a note next to anon's twitching body before going back to olympus.
<"marriage is sacred~. You can't talk to any girls after you read this."
It's 7 in the morning this is the best i could do.
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2cd002 No.367039
There should be a manga or some hentai about this shit
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0fe155 No.367117
If every god were yandere should they have their own kinks?
>Femzeus: gets off on tasers and touching electric fences.
>athena: bondage and maledom
>ares: femdom with a hint of nurturing
>poseidon: sweating and hydration fetish
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637dc9 No.367120
>>363747
A fem-Zeus that tries to seduce her love with elaborate plans in which she transforms into different monstergirls and thinks up all sorts of scenarios but fails miserably every time sounds fun.
But I'm not sure if a cute shy autist persona would fit the character. But if you want to have her transform herself every time instead of showing her real form you probably have to give her some form of 'tism or come up with a good reason why she can't show herself.
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385690 No.367149
>>367120
The reason in the Greek mythos is that any mortal that sees the true form of zeus simply can't handle it. It's apparently so awe-inspiring and perfect that it completely obliterates any mortal who sees it. If you wanted to make it a bit more /monster/-approved, you could translate this as it being so boneriffic that it breaks the scales and anyone who sees it to have an erection so hard and fast it causes them to pass out.
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0fe155 No.367154
>>367149
"Lady zeus..i don't feel so good…"
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fb0bae No.367203
>>367149
So basically the same thing that happens when someone looks at a lilim in MGE?
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7dd096 No.367224
>>367117
>poseidon
i guess it would be hanging and drinking sperm or am I confusing it with someone else?
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0fe155 No.367234
>>367224
>Hanging sperm
Jerryniggawhat.jpg
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42bc7b No.367246
>>367117
>Femzeus
No, stop There are plenty of already female gods you fuck.
If you're going to make monstergirls of any gods, make them the ones which are actually monsters
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67d94a No.367249
>>367149
>The reason in the Greek mythos is that any mortal that sees the true form of zeus simply can't handle it.
That's wrong though.
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0fe155 No.367251
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385690 No.367268
>>367249
It is correct. Look up Semele.
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49dd98 No.367346
>>367120
So what you're saying is she's a yan eldritch?
Because that makes her even more terrifying.
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0fe155 No.368777
How would you write a movie/anime for this idea?
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538aa6 No.387637
>>345919
god bless cuck chan
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61848c No.387640
>>367117
>Femzeus: gets off on tasers and touching electric fences.
Kek. Imagine zeus getting tazed by a cop and falling in love with him.
>>367346
>yan eldritch
>terrifying
You misspelled "great".
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a92e84 No.387642
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d99f46 No.387649
>>367117
>Athena
>Maledom
Hang yourself now, I shall die in the company of glorious thighs lovingly set around my head.
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7d5bee No.397972
>>345603
Monotheistic (+3)
>Miss me with that poly heresy
Sekhmet (+6)
>Thicc, seems nice, headpattable
Comfort Rural
>I like open space
9 Tokens available
Great forge (-2)
>I like crafting things
Diners (-2)
>Fine dining is great, and gives you somewhere to take your wife
Comfort Control (-3)
>For those creative moments
Increased Endurance (-2)
>Why not
Slice of Life: Hobbies
>Refer back to forge and comfort control
Event: Sexual Release
>better than all that exploration bullshit
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5d2eae No.397982
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b14c7d No.397985
>>387649
Speak for yourself, faggot.
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