/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

I'll start this off by telling one of my dreams I had recently. I don't know if anyone remembers, but I was the anon that was having the dream about the french chick who was sucking my blood at night. It delved into some strange but romantic stuff like me going on dates with her. Some anons were wondering what her name was, and I found out her name is Marie. Anyway, She had disappeared from my dreams for quite a long time until recently she just popped up again in one of my dreams.

>The setting is this very dark town, it looks like a pueblo village in New Mexico at night, clay white houses with the cold desert around them

>I'm in this Vietnamese restuarant with Marie, and we're having a blast shooting the shit with each other and occationally doing romantic things like kissing, hugging and the like

>For some reason, nobody else in the dream can see her but me, or I guess acknowledges her being there

>Like, the waiter doesn't acknowledge her at all, he only pays attention to me, but he still puts down a plate for her, he just looks at me the entire time

>we're sitting in a back booth having a lively conversation

>We chat about things I usually can't talk about IRL with normal people, such as /pol/ and my personal life

>We drink this weird orange alcohol that's served in a clear plastic box, it's the only thing we drink while we're there

>Overtime everyone in the previously crowded restaurant leaves until there's only me, Marie and this weird family of eight that are sitting across from us having a strange conversation about how they wanted to be the last ones out of the restaurant

>Marie suddenly disappeers out of thin air, leaving me alone at our booth

>I'm just sitting at my booth alone waiting for my check

>I get bored of sitting there and get up to the counter to pay for the meal and shit

>Guy at the front's super friendly, offers me a free water and starts talking a bit about the town

>Realize that I am horribly drunk from just that rectangularly-boxed liquid I had drunk earlier, and I ask the guy if there are any hotels nearby that I can walk to so I won't have to drive

>He tells me that I'm in one, because this place is a Vietnamese Bar, Restaurant and Hotel

>Ok then, check in, stumble into hotel room which is also pueblo themed and fall on the bed that's made with a single bear fur

>I pass out in the dream, then the setting changes to outside a pueblo home that was located near the hotel, where Murray from Sly Cooper is throwing barrels down a hill as a favor for this little girl he was with

>Eventually Murray finishes his barrel throwing, the little girl tells him thanks, and also tells him to eat plenty of sugar to get big and strong

>Murray tells her that he only eats chicken and eggs, but she insists on the sugar diet, and trods away down the hill

>Murray's standing on top of the hill next to the house weirded out, and the scene pans back to me waking up in the hotel

>When I woke up, I scared the hell out of the lady cleaning my room, she started yelling about me being dead and rising up

>Go back to the front counter, Guy looks sorta disturbed

>"You ok, man? You're looking kinda pale…"

>What? I'm fine

>Look down at my skin, it's pale as a porcelain doll

>The Vietnamese staff are all huddled at the door looking at me with crosses, buddha statues and garlic quivering in their hands

>…"Anyway, I wanted to check out.."

>When I say this, realise that my top canines are biting into my bottom lip

>Guy hauls ass to get me checked out of the building

>Vietnamese employees clear the fuck out of the way when I walk towards the door

>I walk out onto a really crowded street, everything is still quite dark, turns out I didn't have a car when I got here, so I just started walking

>In fact, nobody had cars, everyone was walking up and down this dirt road that ran through town

>After what I deduce is a couple minutes into walking away from the bar/restaurant/hotel, I start to hear a female voice call out

>"My husband! Oh, Where has my husband gone?"

>Look behind me, it's Marie in the middle of a big crowd

>She's wearing this really long black and red dress, her hands loosely clenched together in front of her chest like she's worried

>>311113

cont.

>She spots me

>I turn my head forward for a split second, and she instantly appears right behind me and embraces me from behind

>"Husband!" she happily yells, and hugs me tighter

>"I couldn't find you in the restaurant! When I checked out, one of the older oriental men threw a clove of garlic at me! It was terribly rude.."

>I turn around and wrap my arm around her waist

>She's the most beautiful thing ever, her skin was the palest pale, her eyes sky blue, and her hair the darkest shade of black

>Her top canines were sticking out of her mouth a bit, but that was normal for her

>She's a couple inches shorter than me, staring right into my eyes with a lovely smile

>We stand there embracing each other and looking into each other eyes for a while before the dream ends

>>311113

>I don't know if anyone remembers, but I was the anon that was having the dream about the french chick who was sucking my blood at night.

I think I remember you, but I thought you told her to leave at first and didn't like her at first. Or was that somebody else?

So I got visited by a baph last night.

She was absolutely gorgeous, very pale (practically abyssal white) skin, white hair, white fur, black horns, but she also had succubus wings and tail. She also seemed pretty autistic though (didn't understand human society or customs at all), she had a white unbuttoned dress shirt and that was all she was wearing. She walked into what looked like a college cafeteria though I've never seen one like it. It was very spacious and with rafters.

She entered the cafeteria and jumped high into the air before gliding to one of the lines for food. The staff groaned about her being a "mistake" and other rude remarks. It seemed like this wasn't the first time she tried to get food almost completely naked.

When it was her turn to order, the staff ignored her. So she confusedly asked one of the staff where she could get food, who replied that she should order "cookie dough with apple topping" for pizza. She thanked him and went to order.

All of that was out of body/from her perspective until this point, where I was suddenly in the cafeteria. I approached and said hi to her to which she returned her "hello."

I then gently took her hand and lead her out of the cafeteria to go put some clothes on her. She followed and I woke up when we left.

>>311113

congrats on your waifu.

for the last few days i've been having fucking mindblowing sleep

the most recent dream i remember was visiting an island full of cute vampires and trying to join them, before flash-cutting to me leaving the island in a rowboat

I almost got raped by an orc girl, it wasnt as pleasant as you would imagine. She damn near tore my arm off when i tried to resist, lotsa blood.

>>311216

>not tearing her arm off in response

how will you 'oomies ever gain greenskin respect

>>311114

Congrats on the date and the waifu.Sounds like you were an incubus. That's what I'm assuming anyway.the alternative that came to mind is too heretical to even be typed

I wonder what was in that drink? And other than the Pueblo/ew Mexico style stuff do you remember any other details. If this happened so shortly after the eclipse then I wonder what other anons will get in their dreams and day to day life?

>>311238

What, a vampire?

>>311124

People were telling me to leave her because they thought that she could have been a succubus, mostly due in part to the blood sucking part. I never heeded this and tried to summon her once, but it didn't work because I still don't really know what the fuck I'm doing when it comes to occult shit.

>>311238

I kept the details that I would consider menial brief. The Murray part was a bit longer than I let on, but I don't think anyone here gives a shit about a purple hippo throwing barrels down a hill at military guys. I remember Marie pulling up her phone and she had some 14/88 insignia as her background. I got a kick out of that. I remember the guy at the front desk looking like a guy I know in real life. And I also remember feeling quite taller after I "woke up" in the dream. That's about as much as I can remember.

>>311242

He means a boy of which is also a monster. It is the highest of heresies to post of such a thing here, and I was a bit worried myself of being accused of heresy when I posted this dream.

>>311308

Another detail that may be a bit important: I'm going to New Mexico for a festival-type thing that's being held in Santa Fe. That might have something to do with the pueblo stuff.

What exactly is the significance of something showing up in multiple different dreams over the course of years? Is it my subconscious's waifu, or am I waifuing my subconsciousness?

>>311332

demons and other entities will disclose you information that you have never come across with. That's what the priests say when they get weird cases when a possessed has person starts blurting out latin or some phonetician language, or some information beyond the persons educational level. If you don't see any of these signs it may as well be some overdeveloped "anima" a terminology coined by jung.

>>311332

Typically whenever something recurs in dreams frequentlynits you subconscious trying to tell you something, I've found that writing down the dream every time helps me figure out what it means.

>>311333

This is by far the easiest way to tell if you have a thoughtform/tulpathis is only for one you yourself may have created as a tulpa from someone else will only be limited by their creators knowledge and not yoursor a foreign entity. Though it can be a bit diffiuclt to administer given that since you dont know what you dont know you cant be sure whether what you're being told is correct or just a bunch of gibberish.

>>311333

>>311336

I wouldn't call it frequently, it's probably been less than 10 vividly memorable occurrences in the last 10 years, and each time in a different, but dream-appropriate form. For example, the first time I remember seeing her was when I was 10 or so, and I had a dream about this water park on top of a skyscraper so large that you couldn't see the ground. I was absolutely terrified of heights at the time, so it was kind of a nightmare until this red mermaid/naga woman pulled me aside and showed me the way down. She stopped at what I reasoned was her room, like a big brown generic hotel room, brought me inside and had me cuddle on her lap. I remember thinking how weird her scales felt, and then she went in for a really deep French kiss. A little while later she showed me the rest of the way down and upon reaching the ground, all the fog cleared and I woke up. Whether by coincidence or not, that dream was composed of all of my fetishes, monstergirls, /ss/, etc etc.

Every single incident where she's appeared has been some variation on that theme, where I'm put into a situation I can barely think straight in, she appears in some way, takes me either up or down some stairs, performs some kind of vaguely sexual act, and then suddenly I have clarity about how to "solve" my dream and wake up. I can't imagine it's a succubus because I've never had a wet dream in my life and wake up full of energy to the point of feeling tingly rather than dead tired.

There was this one incident involving a zombie girl from like a year and a half ago where she appeared as a cute redheaded dullahan that makes me feel like she's protecting me from something, but I have no idea what. The zombie girl gave off the same kind of vibe, but seemed intent on causing me harm for her own benefit. I'm kind of running on, so I'll give details if anyone wants to try to interpret that one. Overall she's really nice and I think about her before bed almost every night.

>dream I can control people

>man in the pool swimming with a shark

>control his wife, jump in the pool and put her arm in front of the shark

>shark rips of her arm like planned

>laugh in third person as the man gets mad at his woman

>climbing up a mountain in a car

>it's a fucking automatic

Why are my dreams either shit or retarded? I really need to /lucid/.

These past few nights I've had dreams with the same girl in each one, regardless of her significance in the dream itself. But no matter how much I try to recall what she even looks like, I am unable to make out anything. The moment she appears in the dream, I just…somehow know it's her. I'm not entirely sure how else to word this, but her presence forces me to look away from her, even if I had previous control over myself in the dream. She would almost always be present in my left side, and the only hint I have to her overall "being" is when she held my hand two nights ago while we were watching some sort of movie together and I could feel…I don't know if it was a paw, but some sort of padding and claws at the very least.

I previously disregarded the dream threads, but now I have this…innate curiosity. I'm not entirely sure how I should proceed, or if this is all some sort of coincidence, or how I can meet her again, face-to-face. I've never done anything regarding meditation, sigils, or the like…but I want to start somewhere.

I think the sabbath are trying to seduce me away from my waifu. I keep having different dreams, where a buch of mamono compete over me and each time a different girl wins, but she's always a loli.

>>311389

Sounds kind of nice, but at least she is protecting you. Perhaps try to ask her a few questions next time you have the dream. What her name is, why she picked you etc. start with the small stuff first, then we can see whether she's some kind of tulpa or another entity.

>>311398

The fact that you cant look at her kind of reminds me of the Greek and Roman gods and goddesses and how if you looked at their true form you would be incinerated. But maybe try talking to her and asking her some questions. Basic stuff at first, I have a suspicion it's like fox anon from last thread when he was told he wasn't spiritually strong enough yet to do much other than talk.

>>311411

The numbers did proclaim that we would all wake up with baphomets in our bed following the eclipse.though there seems to be a lot more activity regarding dreams/meditation and stuff involving monster girls.

>>311413

It's strange that I am unable to look at her, and I'm still unable to place why. There has been a recurring theme in these dreams, if that helps any:

My dream three or four nights ago took place on the set of what I believe was a fantasy/horror film, and was the one where we were watching a movie while she held my hand. We were sitting in the torn apart remains of a bus caught in a wooded overgrowth, branches of trees and various other plant life growing every which way. In front of us was a flatscreen, or projector, showing some sort of film - whatever it was, it was massive enough that I mistook the area itself as a movie theater. Surrounding us were the various other "actors" of the fantasy/horror film we were part of, as we had previously spent the dream going around from location to location actually shooting the film while trying to escape from this unseen/unknown predator sent out to kill us. I guess that would mean the film we were watching was the film we had taken part in, but I was distracted by my inability to do anything to pinpoint my focus past the basics of my surroundings.

Two or three nights ago, another film being created, another set of actors, and this girl was still by my left side just out of focus. The location that most stood out to me was this massive water fountain at some sort of national park in Japan, heavy usages of the colors blue and white. I only say Japan because everyone, including myself, was speaking Japanese - and although I couldn't understand what was being said, I understood the intent. The only thing that was clearly out of line was her (or someone that seemed to be her "mother") mentioning the name of my boss, and that she would "take care of my problems with her". Fast forward to today, I receive an email from her stating I've received time off from a project that would have put an incredible strain on me both mentally and physically, and I'm a bit more than spooked.

Whether or not any of this is coincidence, or some being attempting to come into my life, I am determined to learn more about her - which is why I'm practically hitting myself for not taking any notes from last night's dream. I know it was another series of movie sets for a horror film, and that she was there, but it was exhilarating to the point that I woke up just before my alarm and took a cold shower. I'm pretty sure at least one of the locations was similar to the one where we watched the film a few nights back, with the overgrowth and ruined structures. Other than that, I will try my best to record anything else that may happen - but first, I would like to learn more about how to get into proper meditation without absolutely fucking everything up. Should I browse through past dream threads for inspiration in that regard, or are there any tips that can be given?

>>311468

Well that is somewhat spooky. I would highly recommend going through the previous threads to see what advice has been posted and what's worked for other anons. Here's the archive for the second thread https://archive.is/pmZjo it almost fallen off e board so I figured I should do it now before we lose it.

>>311468

So I thought about why you may not be able to look at her in your dreams and had a couple ideas.

Firstly it's that you may feel ashamed about something/yourself and your subconscious won't let you look at her because of it. If is is the case then you'll probably need a therapist or something because whatever is causing your subconscious to do that is probably deeply ingrained.

The second option is that she's just stronger than you and doesn't want you to look at her. The way to fix that would be to either become stronger yourself or talk to her about why she wont let you see her.

The last one that came to mind was that whatever form she's taking is so… alien to your mind that you literally cannot look at her because you cannot comprehend what she is/looks like. Our minds do this all the time to protect our construction of reality in real life. So if it's because your kind cant cope with her perhaps ask her to appear as something that can be better understood.

Now I would like to say that you're dealing with some powerful entities who can influence physical reality given what happened with your boss but I'm not going to do so because I'm not sure what all the eclipse could have to do with things on that side of the barrier/veil and I now have a rule of three for things like this. Once is happenstance

Twice is coincidence

Third is when I begin to seriously consider it.

One last question for you. When you try to look at her, what does it feel like? Do you force yourself away or is there some other presence that forces you to look away?

And here's the archives of the other two threads.

Thread 3:https://archive.is/Xpauj

Thread 4:https://archive.is/Kqf0U

>tfw haven't had or remembered monster girl dreams for months

How do I have dreams again? Or remember them for that matter? Woulldn't hurt to try to learn how to lucid dream. Used to do a dream journal to try and help, but those don't work if you rarely remember.

>>311595

It comes with practice and time. Never quit and you will have the dreams

>>311596

But how exactly do I get them again?

>>311597

You could try meditating on monster girls

>>311562

Quick update from last night's dream, but to answer your question beforehand: it's not so much that I couldn't look at her, I just straight up couldn't do anything, least of all move any part of my body. Communication was…foreign. It was there, we both got what we needed across to each other, but nothing I've experienced before.

Tonight's dream was significantly more…lighthearted. A "vacation", more or less, specifically with my family in Japan. Well, my family without the sole individual that causes us nothing but stress. The one scene that stood out to me was when we were at a restaurant, my mother would order in English, I would repeat back in Japanese - which I confirmed to be grammatically correct this morning, as it was something as simple as ordering food. Before the food arrived, however, we left after my mother stated that she wasn't hungry any more, so none of us should be hungry either.

That's about the time she made her appearance again. Well, I assume it's her, but this time I could actually look at almost any part of her *except* her face. Before going to bed I did a piss-poor form of meditation and asked her to take on a more familiar form, and so she did - specifically, as one of the characters in a visual novel I'm writing in my off-time, a black-haired, three-tailed fox. Perhaps the reason why I am unable to see her clearly is because I have not fully created "her character" yet? Just a thought, I could be wrong entirely, it's just that my artists have been backed up for the past two months with their other work and haven't been able to do anything for my project, so a few characters - including her - have yet to be "brought to life". Then again, it is at this point I realize that particular character has a mother-daughter dynamic in my story as well. Something more to chew on, but I'm pretty much writing all this minutes before I leave for work, so I can't rest on it until about 12 or so hours from now.

It seemed like this dream was significantly more lighthearted because she wanted to apologize for scaring me, or that's what I got from her anyway. That's all I can write for now, have to get going, will write more later.

>>311599

How do you meditate on monster girls? I thought meditation was clearing your mind of stuff?

>>311633

That is a meditation. But meditation on monster girls is perfectly valid as well..

>>311633

There is such a thing as one-pointed meditation, you just try to focus on one thing without getting distracted

>>311649

>>311650

But how does one meditate? I tried to do it before but couldn't make sense of it.

>>311659

really just do it tbh, it takes time and it's really as simple as focusing on your breathing while your mind goes calm

>>311112

>Sitting in a car at night under a street light

>Pale skinned girl with long dark hair sitting behind the wheel

>"Its my first time" she says nervously

>"Its ok I've done this hundreds of times" I reassure her a little nervous my self. "Just take your time."

>She steps on the gas

>we go down the winding road out of town for her first time driving

>as vampires can see better at night with no lights on, in the dark.

>trying to stay calm and give advice as we fly through the darkness around the curves as hoping we don't crash into something

>dream moves on to unrelated stuff shortly after

Was a short little dream and I added a little to how I think things went as I don't think we said anything but it is how It felt it went down as I tried to teach this vampire how to drive.

>>311659

You're not going to get the first few tries. It's kind of hard to explain. You just have to do it. It'll start making more sense the more you do it.

looks like everyone is having nice mamono dreams!

i had one or two, but i pretty promptly forgot them

The one I just woke up from

>Be in an unrealistically large horror game mansion, like Amnesia the Dark Descent size

>Don't know much besides that I have to solve nonsensical puzzles to escape

>There's three monsters that persistently hunt me throughout the mansion

>First is a massive minotaurus with a giant lumber axe, who would wreck me in a single swing

>Second was this pair of zombie twins that had some form of control over sand and steel, and would either crush me under a pile of sand or stab me in the face with steel girders

>Last one was a ghost girl of some sort, I never got to really see her but she was really loud is all I know

>After getting killed so many times regardless of my ability to hide I decided it wasn't worth taking seriously

>I tried striking up conversation while the Minotaurus was winding up to swing at me, but she was totally silent

>The next time I dodged her axe and it got embedded into the floor

>She fell with it, and I decided to push my luck and go for the fug option

>That was the trigger that stopped her hostile behavior, and she went on her way

>Upon leaving the room I was immediately stabbed in the face with a sharpened steel pipe

I think I woke up out of sheer frustration and went on a half asleep DSP rant about mechanics

>>312406

>I think I woke up out of sheer frustration and went on a half asleep DSP rant about mechanics

My sides have gone into orbit. That's just too hilarious to imagine.

Now I've had an mg dream.

I was late for work and running errands for my mother and sisters despite this. At the grocery store there was a faggot cat she didn't really look like a faggot cat but my mind said she was a faggot cat.who was causing me a small amount of trouble. Anyway after the trip to the store I was somehow on a mattress before I was due for work, and I thought I had about 40 minutes or so to get there, when the Cheshire girl appeared in my doorway with a nightgown on. In the dream I knew I couldn't make it to work on time yet also have the girl. I think she knew this and turned around and began to walk away when I decided on the girl. it was more intent than actual speech but it got the point across I told her to share my bed with me so I scooted over and got on top of her and I removed any clothing we had on and felt a kind of pressure at my groin. I had a need to breed. I was determined to impregnate this girl and right when I was about to enter her, I woke up. No fap is going to be hard I think.

>>312794

If she didn't look like a faggot cat during the dream, what did she look like instead?

had a really vivid dream

>be in germany on a little island in a lake or something

>be staying in a big mansion

>there's a white catgirl maid who kind of bustles around

>through fuckery i start to become embroiled in a drug/revenge scheme with some chinese guy in his restaurant

>the catgirl is sitting across the table from us

>she gets a letter that he master is having an affair with another mamono or something

>i decide to comfort her and take her to a big mall off the island

>the chinese guy, the catgirl, and i all pile in this little boat to leave the island

>we promptly sink

>>312796

Now that I've thought about it, she looked almost exactly like the girl from the ring. Which is kind of weird considering I've never seen the movie. But I have seen some clips from it so I at least know what she looks like.

>>312862

if you think about it, the girl from the ring is basically a faggot cat

>>312862

I honestly have no idea why my mind was telling me she was a Cheshire, because she clearly wasn't now that I'm awake and have thought about it.

>>312863

How so?

>>312862

>girl

>appears in random places

>ruins your life but you can't get rid of her

>cute

Dunno if this counts but I once had a dream about a blonde woman in a blue dress who was standing on a hill looking over a forest and the mountains behind it. Later there was a wolf and I knew it was that same blonde woman from earlier. She was wandering in a forest. After that I saw her standing in a graveyard, she was looking down at a grave and crying. The woman that was buried was the grandmother and she was crying because she was responsible for the old woman's death.

It was based on Red Riding Hood. There was a brief moment where the old woman was petting the wolf and smiling a lot so they clearly knew each other. I don't know what drove the wolf woman to kill the grandmother.

I had a colonoscopy three days ago, and since then I've had three dreams with what I can only assume is a dream demon.

Her face is always blurred in my dreams and she's always standing in the background.

The first time I noticed her, she stood out - busty with grey-blue skin does that. I don't know why I was dreaming about baseball since I fucking hate the sport, but whatever. So I ignored the game and approached her. When she realized I was walking towards her she disappeared in a puff of smoke and I woke up.

In my second dream I was volunteering at a kitchen or something and baking bread when I saw her in the cafeteria. I brought a loaf out to the table next to her and before heading into the kitchen I patted her shoulder with my hand. She shrieked like a banshee and I was suddenly in one of those falling dreams. I hit the ground and wake up.

The last one was one of my less severe nightmares where I was being chased by something. I spot her sitting on a balcony watching me as I run past. She shouted, "This is your punishment for touching me." Which made me slow down and think about things before getting torn to shreds by some freaking abomination.

I'll probably write a story based on this eventually - after I'm done with the mothgirl one.

I learned my lesson though. If I see her again, I wont be touching her.

>>313493

Sounds like she's either really shy or out to get you. If she's just shy try talking to her, if she's out to get you or hurt you just shoot her. alternativelybuild fence and shake stick

Woke up from a crazy one this morning, but it's nice to have some utter nonsense between the weird horror game dreams.

>Be highschool me

>Walking downtown in some sprawling city during the day

>Accidentally stumble on a ninja training academy

>Flash forward to months later when I am a trained certified ninja

>Finished high school and decide to use my ninja skills to be the best HVAC technician in the world

>Another flash forward to where I'm hanging from the ceiling and installing ductwork on a skyscraper that's being built

>Blonde succubus office lady walks in and demands that I cease working

>She says that her firm bought out my contract and that I'm no longer allowed to work on this site

>Brings in three generic henchmen to throw me out

>Have a kung fu fight for a bit

>Chase down the succubus lady, reach her car just as she drives away

>In the backseat is a bag of martini sugar from the succubus bar dream I had a few months ago

She can't keep getting away with this

>>313529

>Ninja HVAC technician

My fucking sides

>>313514

I felt like she really wasn't out to get me. I think she just wanted to sit and watch whatever I was dreaming about. If I have enough control over it and if I dream about her again, I'll try talking to her.

On a non-mamano related but still pretty funny dream note: I dreamt that I somehow set myself on fire with a pencil sharpener at work, and decided that putting it out would require too much effort. My boss was an old time king and wanted me to conquer Spain too.

>>313607

Also, threadly reminder that both dairy products and apple juice boost dream vividness, but both don't work at the same time. Another thing you can do is to meditate before bed and repeat "I will remember my dream" to yourself until you fall asleep.

>>313607

>blue light

Anon.. I wear Blublockers when on the PC at night. Free life hack for you.

>>313493

build fence and shake stick, if she comes over the fence it is sign of pure love

>>313728

>>313607

Flux.io works fine for me.

>Be dreaming on and off all night

>The strongest one of the night and I'm more lucid than I've ever been

>I was conversation with a cute girl in plaid and decide in finally getting more monster in my dreams

>Order her to follow me to the nearby barn so we can do the lewd

>Order her to change into a red oni

>Holy shit I expected her to look like an anime drawing like every other time I saw a monster girl in dream; she looks so real

>By this point my dick is diamonds

*Wake up just when I was about to get red oni blow job*

What are some things I can take or do to help remember dreams better?

>>313920

>same question over and over

read the threads you big dumb idiot

>>313924

Tried the stuff in the threads. None of it really seems to work.

>>313940

Have you tried everything suggested? Because what has been suggested has pretty much covered most things, even stuff from an old wive tale or two. There's not a whole lot more to suggest. The only other thing I can think of to ask is if you're getting enough sleep and waking up on your own or not.

>>313941

About 6-7 hours on weekdays and get woken up by my alarm clock. 7-8 hours on weekends with natural waking.

>>313940

There are some things to consider.

Did you take all the advice at once like eating cheese and drinking apple juice in the same night? That might not work as >>313727 pointed out.

I think it's best to try one piece of advice mentioned in the thread per night and experiment for yourself, see what works and doesn't for you. It may be more time-consuming and could vary for each anon, but be persistent.

I'll admit that I don't have experience on my part or had too many success made with monstergirl dreams, maybe at least 1 memorable dream per month. The latest dream I had was talking to a salamander called Sara at the end of my dream, me saying to her "That's a cute name for a cute gal like you." and her tail erupted up to the ceiling from blushing.

Another massive, video game-like dream world

>Be in an urban setting

>Know that I have to take down six monsters around the world, to restore peace or something

>Only two I remember were a yuki-onna and a matango that was similar to Crabman's

>Both had themed "levels", though the design of both were exactly the same sans snow or jungle conditions

>A ton of strange, wrecked houses on stilts sitting in perfect lines with open areas here or there

>To get between areas and travel through them quickly everyone has a hoverboard

>Mechanics were strange and changed a lot, but the gist seemed to be that you could use one melee and one ranged weapon a la Bloodborne

>Flying around on my hoverboard fighting generic monstergirl enemies off with a sword and pistol

>Just before I get to the matango I find a shotgun

>Walk into a ruined castle-manor thing and immediately find the matango who I must duel to the death

>After like half an hour of slow motion swordfighting I catch her in the stomach with the shotgun

>She falls forward on to me, throwing us both to the floor

>Says that she couldn't believe she was beaten, kisses my cheek, and disappears in a puff of smoke/spores

>I leave for the yuki-onna's land

>Along the way I stopped in one of the ruined houses, where an alraune was hiding I guess

>Upon walking into the room where she was, I'm immediately grabbed by vines

>Wake up

>Sitting in a full classroom

>Everyone is sitting at their desk with a book on our table

>We are reading a MGElike book, each of the students have to read a bit out loud

>The book is opened at an entry for a dryad

>A slender dryad with a smooth lightbrown woodish colored skin and long green vines as her hair, her hair is depicted to have red fruit in it.

>the entry has a long weird name, seisososekokisomething, the word is changing as I look at it.

>the entry describes how the red fruit in her hair are cherries with healing powers

>I have to start reading from the book

>attempt to pronounce the name but cannot pronounce nor fully read a word that changes as I read it.

>my throat feels upset and people notice it

>Turn to read passes to someone else

>Look at the picture a bit and start to wake up

>>314265

>cherry dryad

>but not one where her hair is pink

http://www.theoi.com/Nymphe/NymphaiHamadryades.html

Could she have been a descendant of Kraneia?

I dont know character limit but I'll place all the details of said dreams in this post in reference to >>315645 above

Like I said this figure was lithe, and black, with an often smokey, whispy outline that obstructs light so I never got to see any features really untill last night. Funny enough apparently you can see dark things in the dark better in dreams or something. The first thing I noticed were her eyes. Almond shaped almost seeming egyptian I guess? I asked around and the most reasonable answer i got was my mind trying to place something familiar on something alien and the closest thing I got would be my high school ex who so happened to do her eye liner to make her eyes appear more "long" and almond shaped but that's where similarities end. Her lips were thin with a supple lower lip. I could bury myself in her hair as I kissed her neck (Which I did, trust) but her hair seemed to blend in with the darkness itself. As an aside, I'm southern as fuck, my gramps was raised by swamp injuns but I myself am Irish/english/scot

Sorry for my disorganized thoughts, I'm writing as I remember so nothing is forgotten. As far as experiences I've had in my life, I've had alot of family die when I was young and I've always had a respect for those who've passed due to it, going as far as to clean up graves when I go to visit, not just my families but as much as I can.

>>315653

>>315645

wacky

>>315645

>>315653

Wish I had neat dreams like that. Last night I dreamed about getting a pet mouse and then getting shot at by niggers. Which doesn't make any sense since I don't live in nigger territory and I have cats so a mouse wouldn't do.

>>315697

What if your cats transformed into niggers

>>315753

>They're both black cats

Unless their skin is black, I don't think so.

>>315767

What's with the spots?

noice btw

>>315653

>>315645

Hmmm. Is the dream always the same or is there variation between them? It could be your mind trying to tell you something, or it could be you've got some kind of spirit/thoughtform in your dreams. Either way asking it some questions like it's name or something can't hurt.

>>315697

Its a nice change of pace. Usually my dreams tend to be night terrors of me getting killed in ways ranging from laughable to completely fucking horrific, that or old memories I'd rather drink to forget.

>>315876

The dreams tend to be always the same till this recent one. Me being meek and submissive to her whims but it never going beyond gentle femdom tier with loads of heavy petting but never any sex The last one was honestly just the same but the roles were reversed. Some heavy petting and Netflix and chill. Its always the same figure too

Had a somewhat weird one this time, but it had a ghost looking girl in it so I guess it counts. I'll be typing down what I wrote after I woke up.

Discount Darkest Dungeon setting, haunted forest in modern day that used to surround a nazi bunker. Starting in 1955, first dream is what happens with the initial team of four working to get to the bunker. On their way, just before entering the forest, the meet a topless girl (Ghostly, pale looks/spic) who causes horrifying hallucinations on initial contact and her mother in a shack on the way there. Worth noting, the "main character" from the group had been traveling to the shack alone before hand. Encountered girl following slowly along, first reveal of her hallucinogenic touch whereupon she calms him down. For an idea what she looks like, imagine a 2d "Cries in spanish" chick with a mole near her lips. Back to the group, they eventually make their way to the bunker and the MC rappels down while the team stays outside. The bunker is some supply garage of some sort and the MC returns to the surface. His group is gone and he encounters the girl again (think slender like) who once again calms him down from the hallucinations(?) and brings him home.

2nd dream sequence is modern day with teams being assembled to get to the middle of the forest and to reach the bunker, the girl at this point is some sort of boogeyman. Can't remember specific details but monster are out and about and there is some worry about "Fog outs" which an old administrator type worries about trying to combat with searchlights. This sounds quite frankly sounds like a cool idea for a dread gimmick.

3rd sequence is explicitly called the summer of 1995 in the dream. Dark, crimson brown water is flooding from the forest for no real reason, almost turning the place into a swamp. (Think of it as the crimson court from darkest dungeon, without the bloodsuckers.) And waiting through it is a new MC, A hank venture type with a skateboard and a baseball bat. He reaches the old shake which seems more akin to a small hotel/gameshow sorta place with other teens inside, miniature rapid waters. MC goes into the woods on his own and reaches the center, investigating the bunker before returning out to encounter what I think was the girl again, this time in the form of the guy from dead cells is the closest thing I can compare it to. It follows him as he does some sort of tasked asked by the apparation which soon leads to my own home. The apparaition then tries to stab at hank with a sword of some kind, (mildly if you count getting stabbed in the pelvis mild) succeeds, but MC manages to stab the apparition with another kind of sword, and the hallucination common with the girl occurs. MC demands to know why the spirit wouldn't learn togetherness. Cannot remember response before waking up. (Was this some sort of period year with the girl spirit or something?)

Another fun fact of the dream, apparently the teams could only enter during the night or something like that.

>>316219

So there I was, in the Barrows of what was apparently a monstergirl version of Middle Earth. I was poking around in one of them, trying to find something, when a female Ringwraith (essentially an empty black shroud that took on the body shape of a very, VERY voluptuous woman, appeared from the darkness, quickly followed by the other 8, all of them also busty, thick thighed, slim waisted, and very eager to chase me out of the barrow.

I sprinted up a long spiral staircase to the surface, then was repeatedly chased in a circle around the top of the barrow in a Benny Hill-esque endeavor until one of them finally had the foresight to wait where she was and let the others chase me into her. I ran headfirst into her bosom, like some sort of bad romcom anime, and distinctly remember it being pleasingly plush and smelling faintly of incense and lavender, while a mature, feminine voice whispered "Ara, ara~" in my ear. She held me in a tight hug as her compatriots surrounded us. Just when I thought things were about to get lewd, she picked me up (still cuddling me to her chest all the while), and brought me over to a school desk, broken in half, that had materialized from nowhere. Then, she told me that in order to go free, I wpild have to reassemble the desk.

This was, obviously, rather strange, but I acquiesced and began construction. It was straightforward; there were two tabs on each side I had to slot into haps on the opposite side. But the oddest part was that as I was doing this, all the ringwraiths began singing the first season Pokemon theme song. They steadily got more excited and louder as the job neared completion, and burst into cheers and a cry of "POKEMON!" once I finished. They gave me a final hug, and then I woke up, the theme song still ringing in my ears and a morning boner in my boxers.

No, I do not do drugs. No, I did not drink the night before. No, I did not eat any expired lactose products either.

>>316219

She might be a burrowing monstergirl. Did she seem inspired by KC canon or something else?

>>316275

did you get any feelings or idea of what the desk or singing stood for? my first thought seems a little farfetchedheh even for me. What else can you tell me symbolically or not, what else you got from the dream?

>>316365

She did say her kind lives underground, but other than the tendons I tried to draw, there was nothing about her that showed she was a monster, and I didn't just blurt out about it cause I was with strangers and they were her friends. She was light like she could've been a living doll, but she felt like she was an organic being. I can't really think of any monster that she could've been based off of from MGE or anywhere really.

I keep journal entries about my dreams on a journal app on my phone and when I look back at some of them Its hard not to laugh, most notably past reoccuring dreams where I was visited by three old samurai, eventually I started having dreams where I was a samurai, for some reason with pink armor.

I looked back at my last entry where a kitsune slipped some sort of lust potion into my tea. A potion that amplified pleasure and vigor. before I knew it we were already devouring eachother, my mind being driven wild pleaseure as I became intoxicated with ecstasy. Eventually after climaxing we fell into eachothers arms holding onto eachothers warm embrace as we slipped into unconsciousness. I remember waking up from the dream barely sober enough to stand up, my head still spinning with pleasure.

As of late I haven't had any dreams but about two days ago or so I beat the fuck out of my dick until I came like 3 or 4 times and I passed out from exhaustion. I woke up the next morning, got dressed, and drove to school, and as Im walking to class I begin to notice an aching pain in my pelvis, it was sore enough that It was slightly making difficult to walk. Eventually as the day went on the pain went away. Maybe a succubus had her way with me in my sleep, I can only hope.

>>316455

if you see her again you could try asking her

>>316503

Sounds like you were visited by something at least. If it were just a dream there shouldn't have been any lasting effects from it.

>>313493

Finally got around to writing that short story based on the dream demon dreams.

https://pastebin.com/rW2mkKBP

I had another mamano dream last night too.

There were all sorts of mamano in it - kobolds, shoggoths, kikimoras, elves, alarunes… I would try to court one and they'd end up getting hurt, running away or flat out rejecting me. I start getting depressed about it all until I open my blinds before bed and see an elf staring in my window. Somehow I knew she was insane, and I heard her say through the window, "If I can't have you, no one can." She dives through the window and stabs me with a glass shard. I wake up face first on the floor with my feet still on the bed.

First yandere dream I've had.

>>316625

That was a really cute little story anon. I liked it.

Ok, so I've run across something I don't really have any familiarity with and I want some advice. I've been trying to meditate more and I've been seeing/visualizing things. I try to empty my mind but I end up seeing things I know I've never seen before and it's not like a day dream where I'm trying to create the actual world but rather just pops into my head. And I'll occasionally hear something like growling or feel like I've become heavier or my world is spinning. Anyone know what exactly is going on? Should I be concerned or do I just need to push through this for a short while before it's smooth sailing.

>>316733

No need to be concerned from the sound of it. Seems like you're tapping into other currents of thought, rather than just indulging in your own. Keep going with it, see what information and ideas you can pluck from the ether.

>>316968

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermilion_Bird

Was she a vermillion bird?

>tfw dreams never

>>316986

That's pretty close, yeah

I sadly dont remember much as per usual but i had a dream about Satania sending me love letters or something. Me being me i was happy about it and I remember hugging her until i woke up. felt good

I can't really remember my dream, what I can tell for sure is; It was a deep dream; before sleeping, I 'saw' (I sleep with something to cover my eyes) a blueish figure doing something, maybe saying shush or blowing a kiss.

What's weird is how I woke up :

>Sleeping on my stomach

>Wake up at 2-3 am as usual

>Before being completely awake, I bend my right knee

>It hurts like a bitch, knocking out my breath and I ended up coughing a bit

There was nothing of note in my chamber so I went to sleep again, I woke normally after that, no hurting from my knee.

I know that sleep paralysis stop you from moving, but what if you forcefully move yourself somehow ?

>>318774

I woke up once and as I was getting up I suffered sleep paralysis. I just visualized hitting a mental panic button over and over again. Basically shouting at myself in my mind "Move you imbecile! MOVE" tricking yourself into thinking your being attacked/need to move is a great way to get moving

I dreamt that I stepped into a Khepri Ruin, but rather than the Khepris already being there, when you stepped into one, you were transported to some sort of underground world where you could find hubs that housed Khepris of many bodytypes and kinds and you basically went "waifu shopping" there choosing which Khepris you wanted to show up at the ruins you just entered.

>>318885

>of many bodytypes and kinds

What were the musclekhepris like?

>>318891

I know there were muscle Khepris but I don't remember seeing them. But actually I was going to build my entire harem from warrior and muscle Khepris and a handful of Khepri Ministers (like just 5% of the entire harem) to run the government.

I think I got that dream because days earlier I read about Khepris having different bodytypes depending on their role.

Nonetheless, I really liked the idea that rather than being a limited number of Khepri Ruins and Khepris already preset in some ruins, there is an entire world of them with the empty ruins being basically portals to there where you get to custom create your harem before being sent back to the ruin and now its pretty much my headcanon.

Its not the first time I dream about Khepris, I remember I had an earlier dream when I was a woman and I was on a mission to kill myself who was a Khepri King and I was sneaking and hiding behind some pillars waiting for when the guards were gone. I don't remember if I was a Kunoichi or an Order asassin.

>>319002

Sounds cool,i had a dream where i was a cuhrayzee demon hunter slaying monsterboys with a crimson zweihander.

Pretty radikool.

Si last night I had a weird dream. In it my cousin had been kidnapped. He's just a baby. Only 2 years old. I went searching for him. Over quite a ways and eventually find him inside a trailer house in this rocky somewhat hilly area. Bright and dry out. and I'm happy to see he's alright but there's this woman in her 30s I want to say there, and I just get enraged that she would dare take something from me and I start screaming and yelling at her and back her into another roomits really dark for some reason, no lights and I just do some fucking horrible things to her. I had to just stop and think for a moment when I woke up that my subconscious would come up with something so dark and almost evil. Was a bad time thinking about that

>>319246

Sounds quite interesting. If you ever have that dream again try opening the black door. Be careful though.some things are not meant for human eyes

>Be a literal robot

>Live day to day as if nothing matters

>A silent, soulless monster

>Then I met her

>Another robot

>For the first time I feel something

>Compassion and love for this thing

>We talk for hours

>For a short time I was on top of the world

>Fate is cruel

>Each day she becomes more distant

>Eventually hiding from me all together

>I'm informed that her AI software fatally corrupted

>Her time is short

>Search the corners of the Earth to find her

>I find her scared, lonely, and sobbing

>Babbling about why I didn't just forget her; that it'll only hurt me when she terminates

>I hold her hand and comfort her till she terminated

>Address a brief moment I get a message from someone telling me I can finish whenever I want

>Wake up

/monster/ I didn't know I was capable of feeling these feels

>in my room laying down

>see something red out of the corner of my eye

>look up

>GIANT FUCKING RADIUS-SIZED RED ANTS WITH SMALLER ANTS ON TOP OF THEM WALKING IN THROUGH THE ROOF

>remember seeing them somewhere (I had a dream where I sat on the ground and a bunch of red ants fucking swarmed me years ago, but I only remembered that after waking up)

>freak the fuck out

>see one on the wall behind me

>get up

>try to hit it with something

>fucking jumps towards me so fast I can't even see it

>try seeing it it's on me but I can't find it

>try hitting another one

>sidesteps my throw like it's a fucking ninja, even leaving a fucking after image

>fuck this I'm leaving

>oh fuck, my penguin

>look to the side and see him walking around unscathed all cute and penguin like

>grab my penguin and fucking book it

>deciding whether to fucking burn the house or call pest control, I don't think pest control would deal with that shit

>petting my penguin as I think of what to do

>feel pain in back

>oh shit, is that fucking ant biting onto me

>take shirt off

>big fucking cut wound in my back

>forearm sized ninja ant fucking did a perfect cut under my clothes in a second

>at least my penguin is fine

>wake up

Well, no waifus yet, but at least it wasn't pure fucking despair again and there even was a cute penguin I princess carried and petted, so I guess it's fine.

>at a school that looks the combination of my high school and my elementary school

>chilling with friends, realize I'm a teenager rather than an adult now

>qt catgirls sitting at the table across from us

>friend suggests that I go up and talk to one of them

>ask him how much he wants to bet that I could get her to go on a date with me

>he'd bet two copies of skyrim and a bowl of cheetos

>timetoshine.png

>walk up to their table and introduce self, ask the cute one if she wants to go on a date

>they giggle and say that I have a lot of nerve to walk up to them and ask out one of them in front of their friends

>calmly explain that i aint bitch made, i want to get a coffee with the cute cat girl named Kathy

>gigglingintensifies

>they say they're already taken

>they nod off to the side

>holy shit it's Chad Hitler

>he has a harem of catgirls

>fugg

>challenge Chad Hitler to a duel, winner gets the cute cat girl named Kathy

>we brandish swords made of cardboard and fight in a big pit in the middle of the school courtyard

>lose spectacularly

>he asks me why I went through all the trouble if I was going to lose

>ask him if he felt the same way about WW2

>he calls me a der juden

>fugg

>tfw no qt catgirl gf that I stole from Hitler's catgirl harem

one day ill get back at the bastard

>>321493

You got to meet chad Hitler? I'm jelly

>>321493

I don't get it. If the catgirl would leave their beloved over them losing in a fight, why would they be worth fighting over to begin with?

Shit, still been having no dreams. Do you think eating something really spicy before bed can help? I got jerky with carolina reaper powder on it.

>>321530

Have you been eating cheese and drinking apple cider vinegar? Spicy cheese might work.

>>321511

Because it's a dream and it's not supposed to make sense.

>>321530

Dream journals are the mvp of dream recall improvement. Write down what you remember when you wake up, read what you've written when you go to sleep. Tell yourself what you want to dream about, make it a concerted effort. Repeat ad infinitum.

That does sound tasty though, go for it.

>>321534

Should try cheese again before bed. Haven't drank ACV in a while until last night.

>>321535

I used to keep a dream journal, then been really busy and hadn't had the time to in addition to just plain not remembering. Maybe i'll try to focus tonight and eat the jerky.

>>321826

Don't give up hope anon, you can and will meet your waifu.

>>322285

hopefully it means we will meet our waifus.

I had a dream that I fist fought an Apophis with four arms. Then it turns out it was a VR simulation, and when I logged out I saw my character being violated anally with her tail. So Pharaoh confirmed for best Egyptian girl I guess.

I do not know what she was, I only know that it felt incredibly good.

There was this one girl who basically had tentacles and they only lightly touched me, I almost fell down from the feeling. In fact, I did have to get on my knees. Shortly after that she just looks at me and like a scylla wraps my cock up, squeezes a bit and then I woke up from the pleasure. Damn it

>>321446

I'm glad your penguin is okay anon.

First time I've had a monstergirl dream in a long time. It was pretty good if a bit sad at the end. I was captured by a pharaoh along with a kitsune, a couple of young slimegirls, and some other mgs I don't quite remember. They were all quite kind and cute. But I was wanting to escape and get them all out. The plan I eventually hatched involved four walking sharks in suits with mob accents busting in the back and causing all sorts of chaos. While that was going on we smuggled out the kitsune, the slime twins, and the others with my exit coming later. Come the night of the escape there was this massive banquet hosted by the pharaoh. Candles on every table lots of talking and eating by the guests. I was sitting next to what I think was the pharaohs seat on one side and a 3DPD on her other side. The 3DPD almost screws everything up by calling out to someone who we needed not to be noticed for the plan to work. I glared at her for her stupidity and the pharoah glared at her for her outburst. A short while later we start the plan with thesharkguys bursting in though the back of the complex and loading up the girls. I wasn't able to make the escape but I was called before the pharoah in her throne room and she praised me for my actions and gave me my freedom for helping to deal with the shark attack.the irony was not lost on me I was later staring down at some map with a little icon of the girls over some kind of waterway or road or something. When I clicked on it I felt quite sad that I would never see them again. The general meaning I got from it was to make them disappear. Though I'm not sure if that meant in hiding or literally disappeared.

I dreamed I was going to college again, taking two classes while working full time. Work has been a bitch lately and I've been looking for something less stressful. Head to the bar because I can't help it, I need a fucking drink bad (fyi, I'm an alcoholic and haven't had a drink in almost a year) I sit at the booth in the corner, next to the exit. I order six shots of whiskey, straight up and just stare at them on the table. A big furred hand grabs my shirt before I can drink any of them and literally lifts me out of the booth, dragging me into the parking lot. Just as she's throwing me into my car, I see her tailpussy. She makes me lick it until we get back to my apartment. When I fumble with the lock on the door she jabs me with one of her spines. Smug grin. I hurry inside and she tackles me on the floor. I wake up aroused as fuck to some fucking loud pounding on my door. Why aren't they using the fucking doorbell? Put on jeans and a shirt, open door to get pounced on by the manticore. Doorbell wakes me up from this, and I'm even more aroused and seriously pissed. Put on jeans + shirt to go to the door for real this time and turn down some kids trying to sell some shit for their school fundraiser.

I haven't been this pissed about being woke up in ages.

>>322333

Dub trips confirm.

I started reading the serialized version of Ane Naru Mono after actually reading the endcards of something I found on exhentai for once.

I was in yuu's place, chiyo's voice was like the manga describes.

I laid down on her lap pillow and she started sweet talking to me, I started crying and brought up my real life pains. She had an hypnotic way and I really felt relieved, I can't remember her exact words but she talked in such way I felt she was real and telepathycally talking ot me in my dreams, I believed it until I woke up. And then I cried some more, and my bed was full of precum.

I dreamt i was mowing down zombified animus with some sort of futuristic rifle, only for them to overrun me and then we kinda just hung out

Not really monstergirl related, but last dream I didn't have any legs or feet. I was basically a male lamia. It was pretty easy moving around though, maybe because I'm used to already having wings or to flying or other things.

>>325277

truly a master of seduction

>>325288

You're going to snake-alp and die

This is a dream I had way back on April Fool's Day, but it's one of the few dreams with mamano I've had, so here goes:

>Be me

>In some sort of JRPG-style world, the type with the wide green plains, cities in the sky, airships and shit.

>Gather up a group of nameless humans, Anakin Skywalker and a single lamia

>We go in an airship to fight a kobold airpirate and her crew

>We get our asses handed to after a good, hard fight.

>She joins us, however.

>Though we were supposed to go to a sky city, we went back down to find our final mamano.

>Hidden in a old, faltering shed, was a melissa.

>Though everyone else wanted to bring her along, I insisted we leave her.

>We bring her, anyways, and I refuse to have anything to do with her.

>We go to the house just a few yards away from the shack.

>We have ourselves a good party.

>I feel a bit guilty about treating the melissa so badly, so I tried to talk to her.

>At this moment, some good ol' Orky boyz on ATVs and dirt bikes interrupt our shindig and hold the melissa hostage

>I try to fight the Orkz, but one of them transforms into a fucking huge pitbull and attacks me.

>The dream ends at a cliffhanger here.

>>328138

>Melissa

By that do you mean a honeybee, or was she more like a beepriestess?

>>328188

Honeybee, my friend.

Been having pretty vivid MG dreams lately, just bumping this thread to remind everyone to stick with their journals

>>330131

What kinds of dreams?

>>330191

Wierd, symbolic ones. I saw two sleeping snake women coiled toghether into a circle, with 2 pink hearts levitating above their chests. All i can remember is one was "innocence" and the other "lasciviousness"

>>330261

Did either snake seem to be in a higher or more prominent position or make up more of the circle?

>>330380

oh they were laying down in a sort of open-air pagoda thing. i was standing over the cunning one.

I had two different dreams recently, I'll post both because they're pretty short.

I.

>be me, back in high school

>sitting at my desk, doing homework

>Two qts come up to me, a country girl and her friend. The country girl asks me out.

>I'm surprised, but since I may finally get rid of >tfw no gf, I say yes.

>she tells me to meet with her on Sunday at 4:00 PM. I agree.

>I notice she's muttering to herself about revenge against another girl. I don't think anything of it.

>I go to her house on Sunday at 4:00 PM, but I can't find anyone there.

>I finally find out that those two girls were spirits haunting me for whatever reason.

>I spend the rest of the dream playing Civilization IV and assassinating Belgian communists.

and II.

>be me

>I'm a servant of some kraken noblewoman, and I'm apparently at some fancy resort hotel near the beach.

>As I walk with her to the swimming pool (because dreams are as logical as real life), I find myself getting catcalled by a bunch of mamono, including a few nighounds and such.

>I cling tightly to the kraken, who was amused at my fear.

>We eventually reach the pool. The kraken spends her time lounging around, leaving me to do what I want.

>I find a pretty horny crab girl and fugg her.

>She soon afterwards gives birth to a bunch of babbies who end up walking straight into a wall of flame for some reason.

>After this, I end up in a Mario game, where I have to 'liberate' a bunch of schoolchildren from the kraken for reasons.

I keep having a dream where I walk into my kitchen/dining room to get food and there's a bunch of assorted mamono sitting at the tables and lounges (even on the floor, they're scattered everywhere and the room is kinda packed). Whenever I encounter them they all become silent and stare at me really hard. The atmosphere around them feels like I've walked into a mother's meeting. Whenever I get to the fridge It's always empty and I go back to my room dissapointed.

What do, anons? How can I re-stock my fridge in a dream? I'm getting hungry

>>330610

Tell us more. What did you notice about the mamono types and exact/estimated number? Could you hear them talking? If so, what were they talking about?

>How can I re-stock my fridge in a dream?

Lucid dreaming could help.

>tfw no dreams in months

How do you guys do it?

>>330621

By sleeping.

>>330621

dreaming usually occurs during the deepest part of REM sleep, but is usually never remembered if you complete the full cycle. It's easiest to remember dreams by interrupting that cycle (this may also cause dreams to end abruptly). Alternatively, you may be getting a shitty night's rest and poor REM sleep, meaning very short and not vivid dreams.

>>330626

>>330628

Huh, been getting about 6 hours of sleep every night. Guess I should try to get longer hours. Anything to help with the actual dream remembering or observing?

>>330629

Writing your dreams down in a journal helps the most, in my opinion.

>>330620

>types

all generic, like wolf girls, lizards, weresheep and the like.

>could you hear them talking?

they were, but stopped as i left the hallway proper and entered the living/dining space.

>what were they talking about

It was too muffled while i was away, but from the tone of it it was casual, lighthearted conversation.

>>330644

Now, as a master of understatement, I have to say that you might have some problems with social anxiety. Or you may be trespassing on some poor girls in Dimension M trying to have a nice get-together.

I've had a few short /monster/-related sequences this fall.

The First

>laying on the floor in a living room for some reason, there's a blond animu girl on the couch in front of me.

>she's rather demure and nervous.

>suddenly my dick is visible, why?

>someone in my family is walking around us, but doesn't seem to care.

>look back over to the couch, sitting in place of the blonde chick is an arachnetaur.

>she's got purple skin, pigtails and a her spider half is shiny black.

>she starts riding me in an instant, I didn't physically feel anything but it was most certainly enjoyable

the dream foretold my tulpa getting a little sexually inspired thanks to me playing through a bit of bayonetta.

The second

>don't remember much, it involved hugging a naga Lamia.

Arachne's the goddess of spiders, in the myth, she was an actual spider. I could be wrong about taur's usage, cause I'm not sure what that… word?… means.

>>330792

You said you stood over the snake named Lasciviousness, correct? I believe that may have something to do with it. According to Jung et al, according to the dream you had, you're, in fact, going through an emotional internal conflict (in this case, between your innocence and lasciviousness, where presumably you're currently at), which will end with you achieving a new state of wholeness and wisdom. But I'm no psychologist, so take this with a grain of salt.

>>330823

so you're saying that i need some sexual healing

Had a really weird dream with a baphomet a few days ago.

>Was sitting in some kind of middle age's tavern, sitting on a table near the corner and listening to a bard playing his beloved instrument

>After a few sips I hear some noise coming from one of the tables and upon looking at it I see a party of two dudes and a girl, with a Baphomet trying to flirt with one of them

>The guy keeps rejecting her flirting attempts by saying she's too young and he's not a pedo willing to do some crime

>Bapho is clearly getting annoyed, saying how she's legal but he doesn't care

>Intent on resolving the situation, I get up from my table and head to theirs

>"Excuse me, but did you say it was a crime to have sex with legal little girls?"

>The guy doesnt' even care that I showed up out of nowhere and replies with "Yes it is! Just look at how small she is, she could be my daughter."

>"Well, I'll have you know that you're wrong. Fucking little girls is completly acceptable when they are legal and you're actually saving her from loneliness by doing so!"

<"Yeah, you tell them onii-chan!"

>Getting a cheer from the bapho only made me more focused on the task at had

>"You see, if she's a legal loli and she's still single that means she already spent all these years of her life without anyone desiring her, for all we know she could be the same age as our mother or grandmother."

>Bapho looks at me with eyes that could kill but I continue

>"She is responsible enough to have kids, taking care of her own life and anothers, yet you still refuse her just because of appearances. Waiting for her to grow up wont' do either, if she hasn't done it by now then she won't anytime soon and that means she'll spend her whole life like this. If everyone she met was like you, which is probably what happened and what is going to keep happening then it means she's going to die alone! Surely you don't want that, do you?

>The guy is clearly confused and the Bapho is silently nodding at me, smiling like she's proud

<"Onii-chan is right. All that I want is a good boyfriend so we can spend some time together. I won't force you, but maybe we could at least go on a date so you can sort your thoughts."

>"She might look small, but her heart and spirit are big. You're not doing a crime by going out with her, you're doing a favor to everyone involved."

And then I woke up. I'm not a lolicon and I don't support the sabbath so I have no idea of what I was doing, I just know I gave an awesome speech and that Bapho was proud of me.

>>330839

Yep, get some with your snek waifus Anon.

snexual healing anon update:

had an existential crisis because due to sudden epiphany concerning the artificiality of modern sexual culture mid-jerk off

>>330646

It feels more like the latter, to be honest

>>331265

Well then quit violating their NAP before they start lobbing thumb nukes at you.

In all seriousness, my friend, if you can lucid dream, I'd recommend trying to talk to them about the fridge or whatever, and see what happens then.

>implying you really need sleep

>implying dreams can actually be remembered

Update: just got a spirit blowjob so good it pulled me out of my fatal loop

Turns out snek pussy is egal after all

>>331796

Noice, you're getting there, buddy.

So how much of this thread is made up bullshit for attention whoring? People don't have dreams,

>>331833

>People don't have dreams

Maybe we're not all old and bitter, grandpa.

>>331677

>implying you really need sleep

It's like you've never dealt with sleep deprivation induced hallucinations before Anon. Stay up for three+ days and come back.

>>331833

>Implying you don't dream

Some people have a better time remembering dreams than others. Some people can't remember dreams at all unless they're some sort of traumatic nightmare.

Ever had a nightmare that you remember?

Finally had a new /monster/ dream

>I was scavenging in a desert while driving something like an electric golf cart and came up on a old derailed train almost completely encased in sand on some really old unused rail line.

>Camped outside for a few hours to recharge the electric cart's batteries

>While the batteries recharged I dug into the sand around one of the cars to see if I could get inside, cause derailed trains have to have some sweet loot right?

>Finally manage to uncover a roof hatch.

>Go back to the cart and take one of the freshly charged batteries and put it in my pack.

>Hook my lamp up to the battery and take out my revolver (Looked like a S&W model 27 - definitely a .357 magnum in case someone from /k/ is around)

>Drop inside and shine my light around.

>Jackpot. Computers and parts everywhere.

>Shine light around and see a semi-human looking, albeit clothed robot torso with a destroyed arm and leg pinned under large cabinet.

>Robots sell for quite a bit, and this one just needs a bit of fixing up

>Set the lamp down near the head and start moving the pile of broken computer parts on top of the cabinet

>The robot's arm moves and I jump back and point my revolver at the figure.

>A robotic voice states something like "Light Source detected: Leaving sleep mode"

>Well shit it still has power

>Instead of a robotic voice I hear a woman quietly pleading, "I don't know how much time I have. Please my batteries are nearly exhausted and my solid state memory is damaged."

>I kick into overdrive and frantically push all of the possible loot off of the cabinet and forcefully lift it up.

>She pulls herself out a few inches and that robotic voice announces, "Batteries at minimum. Entering mandatory sleep mode."

>I kick her out a few more inches and see the remaining leg's wires are cut and frayed from the cabinet falling on her

>Once she's finally out far enough from underneath I let the cabinet drop again and start taking her outside.

>Holy fuck she's heavy.

>I can't get her up out of the roof hatch, so I hook up the golf cart to some straps and lift her out

>Drag her over to the cart and my toolkit.

>Flip her over and look at the charging port.

>Conveniently the same size port that is used for my lamp. Unhook my lamp and hook her up to the battery.

>Robotic voice states, "Battery Charging: Leaving mandatory sleep mode."

>Then there's a sobbing sound coming from the robot.

>Robots aren't supposed to sob.

>She stops sobbing and tries to push herself up with her good arm

>She says, "I'm outside."

>I greet her, making her panic, but she can't move anywhere.

>Sit down and get her to calm down

>She mentions something about war and humans killing off AIs.

>I tell her I don't know anything about a war against AIs and I offer to help fix her up a bit.

>Spend the rest of the evening charging her with the solar panel module on the roof of the cart.

>She's terrified of me

>Set up tent and cook up a MRE for myself.

>After dinner I sit her upright and fix her leg for a few hours into the night

>She keeps making sure that her groin is covered with her shirt

>I rewire her leg, replacing all of the bad wires

>She smiles and I wake up

I think I'm going to try and write a story about this later. Good dreams like this are few and far between for me.

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>>332090

Good job, nigga. I'm proud of you and your snek waifus.

>>331279

I managed to ask them why they're in my lounge room, and one of them told me to go back to my room, as if I were a child.

My pee pee got hard as they said that, what's going on here anons?

>incredibly vivid dream about accidentally taking a boat to india and walking around

>incredibly vivid dream about going on a giant adventure at night with monstergirls

I keep dreaming about massive journeys, the dreams feel like eternities. Really nice actually

>>334471

What adventures did you get up to, anon?

>>334487

Beats me

>Have a dream about Suu where we're both on a space ship or something

>She's pleasant and aloof like her character usually is

>Touch her slimegirl skin

Ever had your burning questions answered by a dream before

I need more

Been a while dream thread anons, had something interesting the other day.

>off on a vacation drive with family

>no idea where we're going

>somehow i'm a kid again

>arrive at some parking garage

>thing is fucking packed full

>the higher we go the more rundown it looks

>look out window and the world below is a wasteland

>reach top floor

>lots of other families there for some reason

>as we park, the ramp to the floor below crumbles away

>parents get out of car and start freaking out

>other people doing the same

>arguing over who's fault it is, etc

>getting tired of this shit so I sneak out the stairs and go outside

>still a wasteland

>feels like fallout landscape

>wander a bit

>meet giant fox

>takes form of kitsune waifu

>sit and chat a while

>explain what happened and wanting the arguing to stop

>she agrees to help

>ride back to garage on giant fox

>a whole new thing for them to freak out about

>people attack giant fox

>she kills them, eats some of them

>ride back out once the room is silent

>back to kitsune waifu form

>somehow shrine in middle of wasteland

>fall asleep on her tails while she smokes something

>>334384

Well. I thinkcould be wrong herewhat arouses us sexually is partially determined by our first sexual experiences and some events that happen in childhood. Someone who has a normal childhood will most likely develop a normal sexuality. Perhaps as a child you associated love with you being helpless or being unable to act. Or the reverse may be the case and you had next to no restrictions as a child but at the same time didn't receive affection from your mother, so you associate love with being controlled in some fashion.

>>338248

I can't really say anything of what you posted strikes close to home really. My first sexual experience was with the first girl I managed to develop a real emotional connection to, and by all accounts went surprisingly well. We dated for a while and she was generally the more dominant one in bed, although I had a thing for dominant women before that. That being said, we were doing a LDR and I'd sometimes have to lie to her and say I was working late to spend any time with friends, since she'd want to Skype for hours at night. Again, at that time I was also browsing /d/ and whatnot regularly, so it wasn't like my kinks developed as a result of her.

As far as family stuff, I can't think of anything that wouldn't be considered very normal, so I don't know if anything is to be learned there.

I had one and was odd:

I was in high school when it happened. When the mamono came. When first sightings came, we got an email from the school. It was a PDF, detailing these monsters and how they will come after the men first. also were guides on how to kill them. Yes, on how to kill them. We thought this was a hack, until the teachers admitted to receiving different ones by the Iowa National Guard. After a announcement, we went quietly to the gymnasium and was informed of this. Most of us thought it was a troll, until a wurm came up from the ground and stole one of the teaches. Soon everyone was in a panic. Screaming while running, everyone was desperate while some died from the trampling. I then went to find my stuff and sister, only to be near a goblin. She spoke in broken English "You come, and no hurt."

Now things get hazy, and soon I have a golf club in my hand. Then I came and tried beat her. she just said, "Weakling" I snapped and hit her neck, and she tried to fight, but I just was in it. I then saw her on the ground. She spoke 'Do it, make love'. Instead I hit her in the head once, then twice. Again, and again and again until her head was a mush of brains.

Then a weird black screen came up saying 'Welcome to the New Earth'

And woke up

>>352874

>kraken dream

>get matched with younger kraken despite prefering aras

>can still feel the embrace long after dream

Are you me?

>big castle

>wisp comes down from stairs, tells me i can have everything here if i solve the puzzle

>including you?

>yes, she lifts up her dress to show a bit of leg

>the puzzle is a throne, I get that its a programming problem, like, the whole dream is a computer game

>somehow know there are humans in this world, but no monsters, except in this castle

>solve the puzzle, it was asking the wisp with a console command to breathe fire to melt the ice below the throne revealing a dias framework and then pressing a button to awaken the castle

>wisp then takes me up a completely dark stairway with stairs on either side

>i ask what they are

>she just looks at me but somehow I know one leads to hell and another leads to a basement with medieval torture weapons and a button that destroys the world

>keep walking, see a hole in he wall that leads to a cliff above an ocean with a fairy pool and a statue to the left of it

>continue on, must fight a golem

>wisp, who has been a human ghost (think wc3 wisp transforming into monster girl wisp) since the stairway tells me i can deactivate it by gaining control of the tower

i wake up there

actually after the garden all of this was me waking up and thinking i had work but it was a saturday, so i made a mockup of the castle in UE4, but never got to the sea, the fairy pool, or the top of the tower or the outside of the castle

my idea was the wisp would be the ai that controled the monsters in the castle and that it would spawn and that it would be like a VR except like in sci fi not like actual mmos, where the villagers would interact with me normally and they would ask me to go on quests and i would have to venture into the wilderness for days of real time to find and fugg monster girls

i quickly realised after the mockup took me a month and all i got towards making the wisp was putting a touhou in the scene and making her dance thriller whenever you pressed a button that making it into my full dream let alone the lucid dream afterward would be impossible

sorry i skipped over introducing some info there but its all there in the end.

How do you have or remember dreams? Any good tips for it?

>inb4 dream journel

Hard to do that when you don't remember what you had to put down.

Probably doesn't help that I get on average 6 hours of sleep a night.

Got one from a few days ago, couldn't remember much before it, but the /monster/ part sticks out distinctly in my mind.

>watching a naga/lamia daughteru in some kind of trippy bubble space- like a nintendo 64 game.

>the little girl is weird but cool, she most certainly has a snake tail, but her entire body is blue and energy-like.

>her mother- whom my thoughts identified her distinctly as Medusa, warned her to stay away from a ledge. Mom looks exactly like daughter, except older and larger, in many senses of the word. For some reason I felt unsure about trusting her because my thoughts about her name.

>the little bluesnek is not paying attention to the ledge, and falls off of it.

>as she falls, mom-dusa jumps after.

>then a giant, papery spider with the head of an old man for a body flies in and tries to grab little bluesnek.

>she screams helplessly, inner parent is horrified because I feel like I can't do anything.

>man-paper-spider loses its grip and loses distance from the falling little bluesnek.

>we fall on a patch of ground, no harm, near a blue portal.

>mom-dusa reaches us.

>it becomes apparent that both mom and daughter are liquidy, and bubbly-looking, as if they were made out dish soap and metaphysical energy. It was far more trippy than just a gelatinous slime. Their hair was curly and snake-like, but could be really thick locks of hair-soap… stuff.

>The portal must lead to safety of some kind, the daughter enters it, mom follows.

>I enter the portal.

>brightness.

>I wake up.

>>353053

I don't usually use a journal, but here's my dream recalling method: I find a dream that I remember the most, and try to use elements from that dream to remember others, like a common theme that links to others: first I remember a dream about a hotel, then I use the idea of a hotel to remember a dream about walking through a different hotel. Then I remember one about a restaurant, then one about a pizza bar, then one about a cafeteria in school, then one about a mall, then an arcade, then a casino, and so on and so forth.

I remember the hellhounds pure cute daughteru greentext and the handholding succubus degenerate greentext. What would a degenerate demon act like? A pure Christian waifu?

>>353147

Morals are a funny thing anon. For all we know, a degenerate could be a demon who acts ten times worse than other demons, because she can, and because she's powerful enough to not take shit from underlings, also…

>Christian

>Pure

Anon, I understand your context, but an analogy like that is less irony and more appropriation.

>>353053

>6 hours of sleep a night

shit my man, that's like a healthy amount of sleep by most accounts

Any tips on lucid dreaming or just regular dreaming? Still can't remember shit.

>>355772

>Lucid dreaming

Do reality checks throughout the day every time you think something odd or out-of-the-ordinary happens. These are my go-to reality checks as they're quick, easy, and inconspicuous

<Pinch your nose and breath through it

You'll feel the sensation of breathing out your nose from your real body if you're dreaming.

<Check the text of various objects and the time on your clocks.

When we dream we tend to lack the ability to keep consistent (let alone coherent) text, so seeing if the text around you changes behind your back is pretty useful; the same can be applied to clocks.

<Examine your hands for a moment

More often than not there's always something off about your hands in dreams: sometimes there's an extra finger; sometimes they're a little short or fat; sometimes they look tiny.

>Still can't remember shit

Keeping your dream journal immediately at your bedside helps, no matter how little you remember just write something down if you keep one. Besides that you should consider what you're doing before you sleep; TVs and monitors often give off a blue light which tends to make our bodies think it's day time. I use f.lux which automatically gives an orange filter at night based on the time on your PC. That way you'll at least simulate sunset.

To stay on topic

>Dreaming I was younger

>Become semi-lucid

>Aware enough to know it's a dream, but not aware enough to gain full control of it

>Some girl claims to be a spirit of someone I was close to

>Don't remember her so mildly suspicious of her status as a dream character

>Decide to use my internal dream logic and hop into a different dream/setting

>Put Monster Hunter-esque gear designed to make myself neigh invisible to spirits while detecting their presence.

>Hop back into the dream/setting she was in

>She's still there waiting for me, looks bored.

>My gear does indeed indicate she's in fact a spirit.

>The rest of the night is filled with false awakening dreams and trying to regain lucidity.

So /monster/ did I find a ghostfu?

>>355782

Possibly. Try talking to her more to find out more about her.

>>355803

I'll also give my old yearbooks a look to see if I can find her face there

>>356095

The porn is meaningless. They are simply lines on paper. It is your imagination that gives you pleasure. Not the hentai

well /monster/ I had one interesting dream a few nights ago. Significant since it specifically involves anime-character-goddesses, and it seemed /monster/-enough for you guys.

>watching a first-person view of some kind of intro to some gameplay.

>see split second flashes of some animu goddess characters with an unintelligible character summary, what was important was that the goddesses were distinct, and the names were legible with a scroll underneath the name.

>first goddess, skin as black as volcanic soil, hair that's red, orange, and yellowy, like a stream of lava.

>Pele

Second Goddess, skin that's black as the charcoal of a funeral pyre, hair as black as a blade covered in dry blood.

>Kali

>The portraits of the goddesses almost looked like they were hair swaps, and really nothing like the common interpretations of their looks. Didn't seem to be a lie or inaccurate interpretation though, black is another skin color that Kali is portrayed with.

>game immediately starts, it's some kind of intro to the main game.

>black skeletal undead demon starts assaulting an island of some kind.

>the monster seems to belong to Pele and is attacking Kali's island.

>sounds like there's yelling from pele's assault.

>an energy shield flashes, damaging the beast.

>two more beasts jump up and bump into the shield as well.

>the intent displayed on Kali's side seems to ring towards "hold your ground! Defend until the chosen one's forces arrive!"

>Something in that makes me cringe, like I'm worry to see kali fail for some reason, so I skip the intro scene.

>the scene has switched to some sort of Nintendo-DS game set in a school of some kind.

>The protagonist is a blonde-haired dudebro-looking guy wearing a dark-pink shirt, and green wings.

>protag talks about something and tries to get something out of his closet.

>I wake up

>>357852

Green wings how?

This dream of mine is about the "Snake Goddess", a monstrous (heh) combination of sandworm, lamia, and alraune hidden deep within a volcano.

I started off goofing around trying to collect Pokemon and shit. However, the game broke and the screen showed me a pink lamia masturbating to me. Everything reset; and now I was in a game of Star Wars: Battlefront, where the current map was on a small tropical island. I did my best as an Imperial Stormtrooper, going above and beyond in my duty to the Empire. Sadly, the Empire loses and now I had to deal with the tyrannical Rebel government there. There were a few SJW-type media outlets that were printing lies about the Empire and so on,, and I got sick of it. So I found a cave in the island’s resident volcano, and went down into it. After traversing the cave, narrowly avoiding its many traps, which include everything from vicious monster girls to a toxic pit, I eventually found the Snake Goddess. She was immense, with each annelidic segment measuring about 40 yards wide and 80 yards high, for a total of about a mile. Sprouting forth from her body were numerous flowery tentacles, which she used to grab objects. She was worshipped with fear and loathing by the natives of the island, for good reason, since she ate magma and stray animals, but she was a good girl who longed for companionship. So she told me that she was not going to eat me, because she wanted a friend. Being a millenia-old mamono worshipped as a goddess, stuck in a volcanic island by herself, can be pretty lonely. With no other realistic escape route, and fascinated by her besides, I become her friend, and later, lover. I make trips out to the surface from time to time, where apparently the Rebels lost and the Empire returned. I eventually lost my way from the island, and ended up with my family. I missed the Snake Goddess, and I know she missed me too. So, after we spent our time in some theme parks, I made up my mind to search for her. From the beaches I could see a small island, with a little brown shack in the middle, where the Goddess was. I swam to the island and descended down into it, and I was once again re-united with her.

This dream has the honor of being one of the best dreams I ever had. All the beautiful emotions in her presence stuck with me to this day. I can still recall the absolute true love I felt for her. I thank Mama Reitia for giving me this dream in response to my prayer.

No new dreams for me, so I'm just trying to remember details from the last dreams I had with monsters in them. There are so far only two dreams I remember. One of them is a dullahan and the other a drider-type, possibly atlach notcha. Before I start retelling what I remember from the dreams, I want to note that my dreams rarely have color, usually they're just dark with everything being outlines. So anything that has color really sticks out in dreams I remember.

In the dullahan dream, I remember she had me and a few other people play a game. For the first part, she would throw gold-colored play rings in the air and we'd have to try to catch them. She wasn't very good at disguising that she was throwing most of them to me, so I easily go the most. But once she was out, the second part of the game started immediately. She phased out of "our world" only to reappear, charging with a sword at the person who had the most rings, me. I couldn't really fight back as I didn't have a weapon myself, so I just dodged every time she appeared. Don't know how the game ended, but I thought I had woken up, and I saw the dullahan standing over me at the foot of my bed I sleep on the floor wearing nightwear, holding her head with her right hand and her sword in her left, almost threatening. I woke up quickly after I saw her standing there. One detail that eluded me at the time but realize now: she was left-handed.

The drider dream had me just wandering through a bank or museum to something. I crawled through an airduct and when I came out I was in a room with a lot of stuff in it, but the room was a blur of some color between rust and gold. I ignored all of it and went to look out the privacy window for some reason. I got stuck and that's when the drider walked up. We exchanged some banter, something about me in the wall. Then another voice came along telling her "the master" was calling her. to which she responded, "I'll only be in three places at once when my friend [anon] is in trouble." I remember something about trying to catch a ride on her to get somewhere but not sure if I actually did or just thought about it. But I woke up soon after that.

I'm hoping that if I can remember more details to these dreams I might seen them again or meet someone new, and that it might help me find my waifu.

I had a dream the other night that there was some kind of party going on at my house, but I was working at the time and would flash between driving around and being at the party. Fairly standard, but Miia from Monster Musume showed up which I've never seen before, only Suu at one point. I never touched her, but her voice sounded like the Japanese VA speaking perfect English. We had some small chit chat before I blinked back to driving around and suddenly the sky opened up into the worst storm I'd ever seen. Multiple tornadoes touched down around me and started destroying everything, at which point I woke up. Interesting to note that this is like the 5th or 6th time this year where a vivid dream has ended with tornadoes destroying everything that I can recall.

>>359865

>5 or 6 dreams that end in tornado destruction

Well, going out on a limb, but maybe that's one of the natural disasters we'll have if/when the portals open up, spatial distortion and all that.

Those other dreams, did they have anything tertiarly related to monsters?

Had a dumb little dream about a little ghost girl.

>In some sort of motel with a number of floors, don't remember hiw many.

>Hear rumors about a ghost on the 13th floor.

>Cliche as fuck, but whatever.

>Decide to go check it out and get some photos.

>Each floor I go up opens into a single apartment space.

>Seems pretty alright for the most part. Clean, well lit, decent.

>13th floor

>Grey, gloomy, low light, a little messy.

>Shrug, pull out the camera, and start taking some pics.

>See a cat through the cemeta and on the picture I take of it, but it isn't there otherwise.

>Heh. Ghost kitty.

>Notice a presence near me.

>Turn around and there's this little girl in a nice dress moving towards me.

>In a horror movie, this is where anyone would flip out and run screaming.

>I get annoyed.

>I tell her to stay still so I can take a nice photo.

>Dumb ghost doesn't listen and keeps coming forward.

>Frown and push her back a few times with my hand while trying to tell her I want to take a nice photo of her.

>Eventually she stops due to being confused.

>Get a photo, thank her for her time and head off.

>Time skips

>Show the photo to the folks sharing rumors.

>They say i'll have bad luck or something.

>Whatever, plebs.

Man, it was cheesy.

>>359910

Sounds like she didn't know what a camera was and just wanted to hug you.

>>359885

Not anything directly, but in that one dream with Suu I was in a spaceship orbiting the earth, there could have totally been hurricanes or tornadoes below me. Generally the dreams that end with tornadoes all take place in lighting that seems like early morning sunrise, and in a southern looking town like somewhere in Florida. The dreams with monstergirls usually take place at night or in dark places with a bunch of fog, and if they are especially vivid there's two recurring "characters" I can usually identify.

I hate to pretend like this means anything because it looks like /x/ LARPing, but a few months ago I was able to flawlessly navigate a building I've never been in before because I had had a dream about it years beforehand. I've been trying to pay more attention since then.

>>360004

Dreams about the future are normal. They may not happen all the time but they aren't unheard of. The tornadoes in your dreams gives me the impression there's something going on that is causing chaos and destruction in your life. That you have no control and feel helpless to stop it.

>>360658

crimson demon tribe is actually an old eugenics experiment involving magical sorcerers and wizards. the guy who made that giant walking spider is responsible for her village existing.

>play Azur Lane before bed

>have dream about boatslut

>I'm in high school again but sleeping in my room on a school night

>get woken up by boat girl coming in my room

>my back is to the door, she gets in bed and cuddles with me and calls me master

>remember that she is in a kimono/yukata (some manner of nip robe) and had massive knockers

>got the impression she'd been with a few men before, but had always remained loyal to them while they were alive

I'm going to update this with her picture as soon as I have time to find it, this is the first monster girl dream I've ever remembered having

>>360664

This is true. In other words, Megumin and the rest of the female crimson demons are their own type of monster girl.

>>360664

>>369893

Even if this is true, it doesn't really answer the question in >>360658.

Given her loli looks, and magical and demonic affinity, I'd say she would be a good candidate to be a witch, or perhaps a baphomet.

>>369924

In the dream what’s the last thing you remember from your family? When you realized she wasnt your family did you feel scared or panicked or sad or any other emotion? Secondly what was the smell like? When you asked her about your family what was her expression like? Was it pained, or sad or did she get nervous about it?

I see two possibilities here. 1. She is indeed a crazy yandere kidnapper

Or 2. She’s simply really overprotective and is taking care of you, I’m guessing something happened with your family and she was close friends with them.

as for the interpretation of the dream itself it sounds like there’s someone who you trust and love deeply, like your mom or an aunt or even an older sister who is rather controlling and overprotective. This is stifling your growth and you breaking into one of the rooms is symbolic of you attempting to break free of them. You being a child represents your innocence and dependence upon this person.

>>369924

Anon, I believe your papillon waifu is an entity created by your subconscious, and the house represents the structure of your mind/subconscious itself. The mind itself has nor form, so I presents itself like that. Those locked rooms may be different hidden parts of yourself, and memories. She may be protecting you from them because she feels you may not be ready to confront or accept them.

You may want to speak with her again. Maybe in meditation, or in bed when half asleep.

I was an unloader at Walmart, not a bad job, it's just that the boss was firm but fair but incompetent, though we were supposed to go at 11:00 pm we usually leave at 3:00 am. One day they brought in a manticore named Jasmine. Jasmine was an albino manticore, she had snow white fur, really pale skin, eyes like fine rubies, wings that spoke of agility and power, and a tail that was a spikey white rose. She was a full head taller than me and I'm like six foot something. Her smile was sweet and innocent, possibly a bit clueless. Okay, I can understand that, it's her first day.

Jasmine, on her first day was doing the bedding, sporting goods and toys while I did the sporting goods, toys and clothes. Her strength and beauty we're mesmerizing, I watched in awe as she picked up a crate of 1500 bullets… And set them on the pallet. I quickly grab the ammo and explain that ammo goes in the security cage. She goes "okay, hubby"

Her cheeks go from pale to rose red in minutes “um, I mean handsome, no wait, crap I me-”

“It's okay, everyone has a slip-up” as I heft the 56lb box of bullets into the cage.

We kept stealing glances at each other as we unloaded the truck, I keep seeing her blush. My best friend at the time kept chuckling, “you owe me $20 bucks, he said”

“For what?” I ask

“You know…”

“Uhh, I haven't gotten any kind of signal”

“Are you that autistic?”

“Maybe…”

Bro takes me, my best friend, Jasmine, and the only other team member that's worth anything in this group out for lunch, me and Jasmine actually hit it off pretty good.

We discover we have a lot in common

I accidentally call her “my love,” a pet name I wanted to give my gf if I ever got one.

Bro speaks up “looks like Annon finnaly got himself a girlfriend.”

“I-I’d like to think that, but I don't know if she would like me as a-”

“I would be proud to call Annon 'hubby’!” She blurt out.

We look at each other, I hold out my hand, and she accepts it “my beloved Jasmine”

“My handsome Annon”

I hand my best friend $20

Cut to end of the day, 3:00am

I am beat, but I have to bike home

Jasmine escorts me back like a fighter plane

She promises to carry me as she flies into work the next day

I go to bed

I wake up enegised and happy to see my Jasmine

I was halfway through getting ready before I realized that Jasmine was just a dream, mamono were a myth, and I still had the $20

Life is misery

>>369959

>In the dream what’s the last thing you remember from your family?

I don't remember. I think the line of logic for asking was 'hey, if I'm a kid again, my mom must still be alive' or something like that. In hindsight, its a little weird that I asked about my family considering most of them are either dead or I haven't talked to them in years

>When you realized she wasnt your family did you feel scared or panicked or sad or any other emotion?

No, not really, just sort of confused. I don't remember if she had any strange expression on her face when I asked.

>Secondly what was the smell like?

Like some kind of strong soap/cleaner mixed with urine.

As for your interpretation, I wish I had someone around that cared even if they were a little too overprotective

>>370089

>You may want to speak with her again. Maybe in meditation, or in bed when half asleep.

I'll give it a shot tonight, not sure I'll dream about her again.

>>370216

>as for your interpretation

Well it was worth a shot. I’ll never learn if I dont try to do them.

>Like some kind of strongsoap/cleaner mixed with urine.

Whatever is in that room is probably something that you shouldnt see until your prepared. Urine gets its smell from ammonia, which is frequently used as a strong household cleaner. Whatever that papillon is hiding, you may not want to see.

>>370237

Stupid question, could you analyse mine?

>>370112

>>311112

>have a dream about a Harpy coming to this world

>She's confused and lost

>I was outside feeding my rabbit

>She sees me

>Quickly tackles me to the ground rubbing her cheek against mine and calling me her hubby

>I wake up

I fucking hate my life.

Just got out of the shower after having this dream. There were other parts to the dream in between visits to the room but they seem unimportant.

>find myself in a room/house

>there are voices outside asking for milk

>I notice there is a small fridge with a small amount of milk and some small cups. Fill them up and take them outside

>come back to the house later in the dream, voices still outside asking for milk

>there is less milk than before, I am only able to fill the cup with a few drops

>creatures that look human in shape but bestial with knife teeth break in the house and kill me

>tell me next time to bring more

>find myself in the room later, voluntarilly I think this time as in that part of the dream I seemed to be wandering around

>go to the outside of the room, there are ramps that looks like odd dark blue branches leading down, the whole area is like some kind of tree cave

>I go down and find what look like three dark bluish-grey skinned women

>two of them playfully insult me a little, one said something about calling me cute

>a flash of light comes from some direction and the two that did not think much of me burst in to flames

>I shield the last one with my body, but she goes limp

>the feeling of her body becomes to much and I begin to take advantage

>the skin on her sides feels rough, but her belly is soft and smooth

>I find my head leading down and I taste her, at some point I think I hear words of encouragement

>her body still limp I plunge myself in to her mouth

>I find myself experiencing nocturnal emission

At that point I am half awake aware of whats happening to me. Haven't had a nocturnal emission in years. There were other details I left out such as odd memories that I was shown during the sex. The sex actually goes on for awhile. Also ends up in a white house or something for some odd reason.

>>370238

>>370112

Well I’ve looked at it and thought about and really the only thing I can come up with is your mind giving you something happy. I will say I thought it weird that your dream was so detailed and exact and seemingly lacking in symbolism.tbh I wish my dreams were like this, kind of sappy romance instead of freaky or disturbing

>>370384

I should add that I am only an armchair dream interpreter and I fully admit that I could be very wrong

>>370112

Sounds like she's a manifestation of what you desire most.

>>370216

>I'll give it a shot tonight, not sure I'll dream about her again.

Luckily, doing this should help induce another dream of her.

>>369924

Reminds me of Happy Sugar Life

Been a while but it's not over yet.

3 days ago or so I had this dream about a blonde girl. (Probably an elf or something like that, no idea)

We were sitting at a table with only strangers around us, she then came closer to me and said something along the lines of "You look familiar so why don't we get all flirty?" and then she grabbed my ass with her hand and simply stayed that way until I woke up.

And just this night was one of the best ones I ever had so far. In my city was some kind of festival, don't ask me what specifically because I honestly didn't care to look for clues (Yes, I'm mostly lucid in all my dreams). So while I was walking along the streets I come across countless beautiful women who I thonk of as MGs. Right before the end of the dream I was still walking along and I spot 2 deep purple skinned, horned demons. One of them had a bit over shoulder length hair (Not sure anymore about the color but I believe it was black?) and horns curved backwards. Unlike her friend she had black sclera and red demonic eyes. But they were more weird and hypnotic. The red part was like a ring while in the middle there was again just pitch black, like a black hole. While walking I started to stare at her eyes and my heart starting pounding really hard and it was getting harder to breathe properly. She stared back and when we passed each other we both kept our heads turned so that we would stare at one another for longer. Her friend then started dragging her along.

I really regret not being fully lucid.

Oh, so this is an actual thread too

So far it's just been the hug dream and one where my Griff wife flew over town with me.

It was fuckin' magical alright. Sorry if it seems short but that's basically the gist of them right there.

How do you have dreams, especially monster girl dreams?

>>372967

I usually dream of things that are heavy on my mind

lately that's been monster girls.

>>372967

Personally I only dream when I'm absolutely exhausted and allowed to have a deep sleep. Otherwise night just passes as if it were a blink. It helps if something is on your mind a great deal that day or just before sleep. My dreams tend to be a mix of just about everything I put any level of thought into that day. I once had a dream where my waifu and I were part of a super sentai team, that was fun.

>>372967

Everybody dreams, just not everybody remembers. To remember a dream is something that you can train. Basically make yourself a diary, a dream diary, and whenever you wake up (Even deep in the night) write down everything and anything you can remember, even if it is a yellow sky made of rubber. Once you can somewhat remember you can either go the easy route for MG dreams or the random route. Easy route is lucid dreaming, being aware that you are dreaming and thus be able to change the dream however you like. Random is simply hoping you'll get an MG dream.

As for how to lucid dream? There are many things, you can always tell yourself that you are dreaming, that you are now going to sleep and dream when you go to bed. Or you periodically check the clock or some words written on a piece of paper. This generated "habit" will go over into your dream but as the clocks and that specific piece of paper will only have some random garbage written on it you should be able to either "shock" yourself lucid or to simply becoming aware "Oh so I'm dreaming right now!"

Some people swear on binaural beats while sleeping or even subliminals, but it's honestly up to you. I did it through simply wanting to be lucid and daily meditation before sleeping.

Good luck anon!

You motherfuckers weren't kidding when you said the dreams might become recurring

This evening I had one my Griffon waifu was waiting for me in a big ol' turtleneck sweater but like, when I entered "the room" I have no idea where I was but it wasn't my house she said this cheesy as fuck "Welcome baaaack! It's me! Your Griff-Nyan!" and did the stereotypical catgirl pose and wagged cute lion tail.

Then she just spent the entire dream rubbing my cheeks until a screaming bastard seagull woke me up.

I never hated seagulls as much as I did this morning

I hope I get this one again

>>373407

In your next dream you will be raped by seagull harpys

>>373410

don't even suggest that shit

One i had a few months back, seemed to have two scenes.

The first was me in my own bed, where this larger than normal top half of a grudge-like, slightly warped human woman phased through the walls at irregular intervals to snarl, growl, or just plain stare at me menacingly.

Second scene seemed to be me in an unfamiliar bedroom with the rest of this woman, who just so happened to be attached to a smaller, more normal looking woman.

A catdog arrangement of siamese twin. Big sis seemed to no longer be interested in scaring me.

For some reason, Little sis found it important to explain to me that i was whisked away with her in the night, to be with with them in a different world. Consensually, but i detected doubt in my dream avatar. She even said this wasn't the first time i did it, that two 'versions' of myself had done it before.

Some kind of goblin-esque underling remarked, in wonder, that my old room(because from the perspective of my old world, i just up and disappeared with no trace) was now occupied by a little girl.

The monster woman angrily told her not to bother me with that old, 'dead' life.

>>376042

>where have you fucks been with the dream reports?

Kinda hard to make reports if you remember jack shit.

>>376078

>Still debating if this board broke of fixed me, by the way.

Why not both? Are you the same griffon guy who found out about Ammit only some time ago?

>>376080

I guess it really is a two way street.

Yes. Are there even any other Griffon guys?

How exactly do you get vivid, memorable dreams?

I keep getting nothing.

>>376042

>where have you fucks been with the dream reports?

Completely forgot about this thread. Had a few dreams- including a follow up dream to this one >>369924- that I wrote up in green text form, but I don't remember were I put'em.

Had a monster related dream last night when I fell asleep watching the movie stream. I'll try writing it up before I have to leave, otherwise I'll get to it later today

Going to a job interview and I'm kind of nervous. Wish me luck

>>376150

I've tried a few things that were hit and miss. Sometimes I put on something for me to listen to when I sleep or I think about monsters write out whatever comes to mind just before I go to sleep. Don't know if these will work for you, but you could give them a shot.

>>376150

Write stuff down.

Also, what happens me dream is to sleep a lot. When I sleep 6 hours I don't even dream.

Take a day you won't have to wake up early and sleep for as long as you can, leave a paper and pen next to you and write whatever you remember as soon as you wake up. The longer you take to write the more you'll forget.

Also, it doesn't need to be super detailed stuff, just writing kind of the outline of what happened is fine, just write and exercise your memory.

Is breast expansion an unacceptable fetish here? It happens in all my dreams, mg or otherwise.

>>376198

well, if you have yet to actually meet your waifu, then you should be fine.

>>376200

Doesn't seem off-limits as long as it isn't extreme inflation.

/fukemo/ of all places actually banned egg laying, which I've seen a few times on /monster/ without complaint.

Well, actually managed to have a monster girl dream again.

>I'm in the woods.

>Plenty of oak or maple trees around. Don't remember which.

>Plenty of space to move around.

>It must be deep into fall because the ground is covered in red and orange leaves.

>There's this wolf girl that looks like some cross between Holo and Kagerou from Touhou.

>She's wearing a witch outfot and is being really playful.

>Running around, hiding behind trees, then jumping at me and either smothering me in kisses or play biting at my neck.

>I end up trying to shoo her away by sayig things like "Why me?" or "Aren't you supposed to hate me?"

>Eventually she relents and just stands there looking sad.

>Dream ends.

Guess i'm a robot in my dreams as well. The troubling thing is that I kept remembering it for most of the day. I felt bad for her and kept trying to tell myself that she'd be worse off by being with me. Yet some of my thoughts keep coming back to her.

>>376481

>Eventually she relents and just stands there looking sad.

Kiss her back next time.

So I know I said I wouldn't post everything I dreamed up but I had to write this one down while it's still fresh. I basically just saw the Disney version of Jungle Book: Monster girl edition. Should I go in details after I'm done writing it all in my dream journal?

>>376522

You know damn well most of us are from /tg/ or post there.

Of course we want story time.

>>376522

Yes, go into detail.

>>376530

>>376528

I thought the whole Disney part might turn people off.

I'd like to start off by the way that the entire dream was in my native tongue so some of it might sound a little odd.

>Start is basically the same as the animated short, except instead of wolves Mowgli is raised by Werewolves

>Jungle is terrible for raising humans and with Shere Junko coming back Werewolves and Bagheera decide to bring Mowgli back to the humans

>Bagheera is fucking cute, tall but slim onee-san kinda type built for speed. Werewolves don't show up much.

>Next day they begin their journey but like in the movie Mowgli's acting like a little shit but I can sympathize with him a lot more this time.

>Kaa happens

>Kaa is a fucking loooooong AraAra snek and only has to hypnotize Mowgli because he's an ass man and Kaa only has snake butt.

>Unlike the movie Bagheera actually resist the hypnotism and slaps the shit out of the poor old snake

>The elephants are skipped entirely

>Baloo enters

>Grizzly girl and has the fattest ass, Mowgli instantly likes her. the names didn't change at all so I'm sorry if it sounds weird

>Baloo does the sing and dance routine

>Escapes with Mowgli while Baggy is facepalming

>Plans to molest the kid while floating down the river

>Mowgli gets taken by the monkeys like in the movie, though.

>Actual monkeys, not monkey girls.

>Monkeys take the little shit to Queen Louie

>Queen Louie is a Kakuen

>Dressed really nice, huge jungle queen vibe would fuck/10

>She wants the fire

>Unlike the movie "fire" translates to fiery passion

>Right when things begin getting intense Baggy and Baloo get the kid out.

>Baggy out of sense of responsibility, but Baloo still wants to break the kid's pelvis.

>While Baggy is trying to convince Baloo the kid's not well off in the jungle the stupid shit escapes again

>The vultures are replaced by black harpies who also want a piece of this kid

>This is where Shere Junko enters

>Shere Junko gives the kid the same headstart like in the movie

>Mowgli tries that shit with the fire again

>Shere Junko grabs the kid's head and extinguishes the fire between two fingers

<"That's dangerous, kid. You'll burn the forest down."

>Baggy and Baloo never find Mowgli as he gets proactively dated while the black harpies watch in horror.

He never made it to the human settlement.

>>376544

Pretty gud, would watch.

Just had my most vivid dream

>From what I remember I apparently have been going to this facility-like place for a while

>There people there, guards I think that seem to like me a lot

>Guards are both monstergirls and men

>I struggle to figure out why I am there, but I walk through it like I know the back of my hand

>Everyone seems happy here in no creepy way at all, kinda an innocent vibe to it.

>One of the guards, a sort of lizardgirl in armor stops me and says that it's good to see me

>She adds that the boss was waiting for me

>Just as I was about to ask who a Lilim-Dragon looking woman in very fancy SS tier military clothing comes and grabs me

>Lilim-Dragon has a massive smile on her face

>The guardswoman giggles as I am taken away

>I then wake up in a room with arms wrapped around me, from the Lilim-Dragon

>She whispers into my ears that she missed me

>I feel embarrassed as all hell as she pats my head

>The autist that resides within me is panicking

>We stay like this for a while, I feel more and more comfortable as time goes on

>I hear her say something about how she hates that I'll be gone again

>I think I asked her why

>She says no more, and just keeps herself wrapped around

>I wake up again and I start out in an empty car next to the facility

I woke up after that and I can't remember much else.

>>377190

A dream within a dream? Fascinating. Do you remember anything else?

>>377335

I do believe I tried driving the car but I think I couldn't get it out of the parking lot or whatever it was.

Aside from that only vague details of the woman's face and more of her doting. Honestly I wish to say more but there is nothing that comes back to me.

So I almost got raped by 4 slime girls just earlier. Once you actually are in such a situation it's quite different from imagination. By Ammit my heart was pounding like crazy..

On another note I had my spirit visit me just recently. The same crushing and heavy feeling as the last time she appeared physically. It's somewhat like sleep paralysis, you feel VERY heavy but unlike sleep paralysis I knew I could move if I wanted to. I just didn't want to because it felt great. Sadly I couldn't understand a single word she tried to say to me. She did playfully bite my ear however.

>>377422

Any idea what language it was? What do you know about the history of your house and its surrounding area?

Are meditation visions or experiences ok to post in this thread? Sorry if a bit is blog posting but it leads up.

>Get home from work, tired out, still sore from the gym the day before, and full of self-hate.

>Get some shitty crap in the mail that i'll have to take care of later.

>Just want to give up on everythig and wish there was a MILFy monster girl to just hug me tight.

>Pop a bunch of herbal supplements to help me calm down and relax.

>Decide to meditate.

>Lay down on my bed, close my eyes, and try to clear my thoughts while wishing for some comfy.

>My mind is like static and fuzzy images. Basically a bad tv.

>Eventually feel something on my left ear. Imagine if a girl just lightly and playfully bit your ear.

>Break out of my meditation and feel around my ear. Nothing on it.

>Meditate again. Ear feels a bit tingly afterwards. Maybe because I was concentrating on it. Break again to scratch at me ear. Feeling goes away.

>Meditate again, thinking again about having a lovely girl comfort me.

>I swear that I ended up feeling like I was getting headpats.

>Was confused at first but eventually just enjoyed it.

>After a while it stops.

I dunno. Maybe I'm just going a little more crazy, but fuck if that didn't feel good.

Had a pretty interesting, yet comfy dream last night:

>be me, hanging around at some amusement park

>it's a pretty nice place, with plenty of beautiful vegetation and fancy-looking stone buildings that wouldn't be out of place in Paris

>I'm standing at an intersection, between a cafe and the entrance to the water park. The water park, as I remember it, was small, only a single pool with a few slides, which converged upwards at a mysterious building resembling a water tower's tank.

>Hearing a big ruckus going on at that water park, I venture closer to the gates. A TV crew, with Tom Bergeron acting as field reporter, is gathered around, filming some sports event going on.

>I enter the water park, to discover the exact nature of the event. All sorts of guys are participating in a sport with all sorts of aquatic monster girls, with the simple goal of not getting caught. I get the idea that some of them are there to get caught, for obvious reasons.

>Having nothing better to do, apparently, I sign up for the event. The TV crew films me signing up, while Tom Bergeron interviews me. I spill a noodle or two here.

>Now signed up, I'm given the entry rank of masterjack, or 'master of jack shit', and my first, absolutely Olympian task is to avoid getting caught by a kraken loli for a minute.

>Of course, this is easy for me, and I advance a rank. Feeling bad for the kraken loli, who was upset at losing, I gave her a nice peck on her cheek.

>I go up the pool slide into the building. I discover that it's a resting area for all the contestants, human and monster girl alike, who spend their downtime hanging out in the jacuzzi. A few monster girls and human guys are flirting with each other, some are cuddling in the water, a few others are talking, and some are just content to enjoy each other's company. Overall, it's a pretty comfy scene.

>I don't spend any time in the jacuzzi, as I'm still a fucking noob, so I help solve a puzzle with some other lower-ranked guys, using fake Roman coins to decipher the answer.

>After that's over, I find a harpoon launcher lying on the floor. I take it, and promptly use it to shoot a harpoon or two at the cafe, shattering its windows and doing little else.

>At this point, the dream ends, with promises of future glory in sport, hot tub comfiness, and a quest for my own aquatic waifu.

>had a dream about hand holding

How far gone am I?

>>378959

you're not too special, i can barely even get stiff without looking at pictures of mamonos holding hands or being patted on the head.

So, I have this weird dream…

>Be an Admin of a site

>Some Mamonos decided to break into another Admin's house.

>They failed.

>They decided to shitpost instead.

>Laugh a lot at them before realizing something.

>That Admin is actually an Alp all along.

>WTF.

>Looks at lucky Shoggoth Waifu nearby who shrugs, and immediately won a contest for… Shrugging?

>Meh.

>Decides to mess things up a bit by shitposting like a mamono on a new account.

>Laughs even harder when they got caught by mamonos.

>Dream ends exactly when I'm going to hold the hand of Shoggoth Waifu.

this is the first time i've had a dream about monster girls. it's fresh too, i just woke up.

>have normal clothing on.

>i'm in the middle of the woods and it's raining

>decide to find some cover in the form of a cave

> it's a huge open cilindrical space with a few lit torches along the walls

>there's also a wooden door emitting light at the other end of the cave

>it opens

>with the faint light i can barely make out the outline of a dragon girl

>she giggles and says something about capturing me which i can't quite remember

>i say nothing, but as soon as i attempt to turn around and run out of the cave, she jumps forward at mach speed and pushes me aside

>she lifts a giant boulder and throws it at the entrance, sealing off my only escape

>get up and punch her in the stomach multiple times as hard as i possibly can

>itsnotveryeffective.jpeg

>the cave is still poorly lit and even though i'm right next to her, i still can't make out alot of details

>she is probably almost twice my height however

>she giggles again and swipes at me

>i jump out of the way and dodge her attack

>i attempt to retaliate but she pulls a "nothing personnell kid" and teleports behind me

>before i can react she hits me and sends me flying into the cave wall

>if it wasn't for the fact that i was in a dream, all my bones would have been broken

>i can't move anymore though

>i landed right next to one of those torches i mentioned earlier, so when she gets close i can clearly see what she looks like

>she mutters something about me being cute with a giggly, mature voice

>as she gets close i can see that she's a total ara ara mommy type, giant breasts and wide thick hips

>caresses my head for a little while, gives me headpats and such

>she does this while humming some sleepy lullaby

>she keeps humming and picks me up

>she places my head inbetween her breasts

>her left arm is around my back, pressing me deeper into her chest

>her right arm is holding me up, kind of like you would a hold a baby

>she takes me towards the door, opens it up

>even larger cave filled with gold coins and jewlery

>figures

>she spreads her wings and flies over the sea of gold to the back of said larger cave

>there's a big bed for two on top of a platform there

>she starts humming again and places me onto the bed

>suddenly she pushes me into one of her boobs with her left hand and starts jacking me off with her right hand

>she's breastfeeding me and i can feel warm milk flowing into my mouth

>i finish and she takes off any clothes i still had on at that point.

>she lays on top of me with her clothes off and falls asleep with her lips on mine

>i wake up

what have you cunts done to me, i've only been lurking this place for a few months and already i'm dreaming about shit like this.

>>379205

The next time you have a dream like thatremember you’re here forever

Tonight i got raped by a Hellhound. And some time later I also got raped by a Ushi-Oni.

The Hellhound was her actually raping me, not my fault. The Ushi-Oni I MIGHT have provoked a little. Just a little though.

>>379205

Same here, been around for about 6 on this board and now instead of porn I need love storiesor handholding

>>380538

>Everyone goes wild clapping

As expected in america.