/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>386461

Depends on if you believe the context

>>386462

Yeah, yer gonna alp, m80.

>>386464

Here's the problem tho, what comes after being an alp? If there's nothing after being an alp but just being a curvier alp I'm gonna be pissed for just being a skin-fagger's monster

>>386465

Curvier alp is the fate of alps. That and mockery.

>>386466

Fuck I want to be fucking fluffy… any way to learn magic as an alp?

>>386462

>first wet dream in half a decade

>being a hyper bimbo

>literally niggers tongue my anus

>not bait

Even as someone that wants to be a little girl and wear cute clothes, that's fucking gay.

>>386465

>>386467

Technically, alps' body change to suit the tastes of the guy who's fucking them, so just find a anus-tonguing nigger who's into foxes.

>>386468

I feel sick and disgusted with myself… would rather just be a furry and commit die

>human women

Don't hurt yourself like that.

We have more wannabe alps than I thought we did on this board I’ll say that for sure.

This is one of my first vivid mamono dreams, had it a about a year ago;

> The setting is a swanky ballroom and it looked to be European, or vaguely fantasy light-novel decor about it

> I begin walking down the hallway towards the atrium

> Wisp girls and Faires danced on air between gothic chandeliers, illuminating them with each pass.

> The coloring of the drapes is almost a double of David Lynch's waiting room from Twin Peaks.

> The illumination and color scheme of this dream wasn't regular color either, It reminded me of the old mercury lamps that dotted street corners.

> As I approach the atrium on the upper balcony, the crowd of shades and hooded figures in black disperse and the commotion dies down.

> As the last murmuring reseeds I see an tall slender, yet commanding female appearing veiled individual, like an oni sized Tilde Swinton.

> Her appearance was a cross between the Dancer of the Boreal Valley (Dark Souls III), The banshee KC drew, a reaper, and an image of death depicted in the 2018 version of Suspiria.

> Her face was pale, and her eyes were made of what looked to be stars.

> The lights in the atrium dimmed, and we moved silently, together into the center of it, slowly starting to ballroom dance to Waltz of the Flowers.

> Out of the corner of my eye I even see that my dream added Salvador Dali, painting us.

> As the song fades I can see a smile on her face. Her long fingers started wrapping around my waist, I wrap a hand along her rear, and its quite the adequate one at that.

>A white mist rolls into the entire scene and masks everyone around us and the last thing I see is her smiling face and her translucent hair underneath a black veil.

> The lights then slowly fade to white and I wake up.

Good morrow and Goodnight /monster/

>>386496

Meant to add to my dream that between the balcony and getting to the I dont remember moving at all, like I just blinked and she was approaching me.

Probably a bit off topic, but anyone know if lucid dreaming is legit?

I just wanna hug cute fluffy tails.

>>386477

Nice sage, newfag.

>>386507

Yes, but it's really hard to have one at first, and it may take up to a couple years to get them.

The easiest way is to develop some kind of habit that can show you're in a dream, the best one I came up with is trying to spawn stuff, just think "there's a baseball bat in my hands" and then look down at them. Just set up an alarm clock to go off hourly until you start doing it automatically while awake, then you'll hopefully do it while sleeping and notice it's a dream.

>tfw too incompetent to have lucid dreams

It's probably easier to induce sleep paralysis than to induce lucid dreaming

>>387888

>Faggot Catted through the fourth wall

Sounds about right.

>get home after a failed assassination attempt

>notice there's an extra chair

>oh fuck a doppelganger

>the cunt keeps changing shape as I run after him

>dismantles my chair in two

>there are now two equal pairs of chair halves

>call someone

>blowing in the hole is the best way to fight them

>put my mouth around a hole in a piece of the chair, blow into it

>the chair pretty much dissolves

>figure it's not the air, but the saliva

>lick the remaining two halves

>one kind of melts

>shrink it, put it in a ziplock bag and let my saliva drip into the bag

>the chair starts to dissolve

>someone opens the door and I look like a deer caught in a headlight

>wake up

I guess this kind of sounds like a sexual innuendo in dream form.

>>387953

But anon, where was the monster girl?

>>387954

What if the chair was monster girl.

>>331047

fuck. me too.

>>387578

I do not know what is waifu is but I imagine he will get what he so looked for so long.

I had a dream too, not related to Ammit but it went along like this:

>I think that I am in a bed covered in sheets or some cloth

>I also feel a warm and large female wrapping herself around me

>I can feel her shifting around getting tighter

>Can feel my head on her breasts

>I cant tell if she is tall or if I got shorter

>I felt nothing but calm and a sense of safeness

>Could eventually hear her say something

>Last thing I remember was getting aroused

My dreams are always plagued to be nonsensical and never have any conclusions.

>Had one last night where I was, for some reason, being interrogated by two Jinkos, the one doing the work was a normal Jinko, the other's fur was white with black stripes whom they just refereed to as 'commander'

>before things get to far crazy evil looking what i assume to be a possessed by some unholy evil sorcerer busts in, practically insta gibs the normal Jinko, before saying 'oh, looks like you were in the middle of something, my bad, I'll be back.' White Jinko runs off, I assume to fight whatever the fuck evil dude is

>I freak the fuck out and run away for the front door.

>see something outside with razor sharp teeth and all black and inky, think Venom from spider man.

>nope right back into whatever small fort/base the Jinko's had, run into a few more, blabber about the scary thing outside saying to grab weapons, they run off to take care of whatever was out front.

>still panicking run deeper into the fort, hallway looks oddly like my grandparetn's house but whatever, my dreams tend to do that with places i spent a lot of time in.

>end up in the back room, see the white Jinko, instantly run over and cling to her crying and apologizing for what I am irrationally thinking I did or caused and want to tell her everything

>before dream goes any further and Jinko comforts me get woken up by my cat being an asshole by turning on my computer.

FML, after all that fright iI at least wanted to feel safe and comforted by a Jinko, first monster girl related dream I had.

Other than that the night before I just had a dream where a bird, a normal, what i think was a blue colored bird like a blue jay or some shit, knew it's name was "Thunder Eye Commander Hammer" which is now my new official favorite name for a bird.

>tfw no monster girl dreams

>tfw can't remember regular dreams for piss

>>388069

Get a day to just let yourself rest and sleep as long as your body wants to, then write anything you remember down the second you wake up.

I had a dream I was on an adventure with some other guy, we were looking for some sort of ruin filled with treasure. To get in it required antlers of a deer and we found one nearby grabbed by some cursed individual and once we stole the antlers it was like some kind of statue, here's where I came in supposedly I'd be turned to stone normally but I was unaffected by magic entirely and most of the tricks and traps were magical.

What happened after is an animal appeared that turned into a woman stating I had freed her. The other guy wanted something in the dungeon and I wasn't paying much attention my mind was on the dungeon as well. I ended up splitting up with the guy and the woman who was pretty good looking, she had antlers and a tail but was humanoid entirely otherwise She stated how she'd marry me and have children with me and make me quite happy I woke up right after that but was was good looking, brown haired, blue eyes and kinda plump the animal form was a moose as well oddly enough.

>>388172

sweet sage there

>overlord like

>third person because no fun allowed

>have a fuckhueg underground base surrounded by mountains

>except I kind of already know the story

>go up the top of my base

>there's a demon girl going prone there for some reason

>get gloser and headpat her

>throw the highest tier of earth defense spell I have to protect the base as I leave

>medieval place in a mountainy terrain

>dream goes first person

>pet a cat girl along the way

>find the god that's going to fight with me, find out I'm OP, accidentally go all out a while and become my friend

>he shows me his sword

>holy fuck, there's the cutest fucking earth fairy around that sword, I want to pet her

<haha, that's enough monstergirls for one day because fuck you

<dream is now about helping my grandpa's dog that came from the future to tell us that he'll die unless we save him in the pass

<go into a building to cut time

<have to write our names

<can't because no instructions

<"your alternative is to fight"

<have to fight two korean monsterboys, no weapons, one at a time

<thots burst in the second fight, he apologizes gives me painkillers and I wake up

At least I pat mgs and the fights were fun.

>in portal-like test chamber

>have to put huge metal balls in some sticks to open the next chamber

>find out a secret room

>fuck around in the secret room, playing zelda and mario songs with the disk player

>eventually get tired and go home

>some guy is using the monster girl making machine

>failing hard

>figure out what's wrong

>make a robot girl

>go fight evil alien robots with my robot girl I've been playing too much EDF

>evil robot explodes

>say "Fuck yeah" and slap my robot girl's ass

>think "despite being nuclear-powered, that ass is pretty soft"

>wake up

It's getting better with time.

Don't remember much of the last dream I could remember but here is a kinda rough idea.

>First me and some buddies decide to rob a tabletop game store before I eventually give business advice to the cashier i'm robbing over what to stock up on.

>Scene then changes to some mostly walled town with a castle. Really fantasy like.

>Talking with some potion seller about something before heading off.

>Have a quest to kill someone inside the castle.

>Manage to get to the main room of who I need to kill.

>Fight some fat pig-like bitch (not monster girl, but more 3dpd) who keeps glitching put all over the place while the whole scene is in 2D. Switches to 3D as she dies and I leave the room.

>There's some king-looking NPC standing next to a big double doors in the hallway leading to the room.

>There's a big image of him floating above with some text going. I shrug and leave.

>Get out of town and across the stream near tge potion seller's to some woods on the path to claim my reward.

>Scene shifts and i'm back in the town after crossing the stream.

>Sky is red. Parts of the town are burning. I feel like I somehow fucked up. Not in killing pig-bitch, but in something else, but can't tell what.

>Enter potion seller's store.

>She's pissed at me, calls me scum or something, and fucking whips me with a poisonous snake. Venom would kill me in two hours or something unless I fix things.

>Fuck, I don't know what I even did. Yet I feel some sort of guilt. Especially since there are monster girls in said town and they're being killed.

>Head to castle and make my way to hall before room from before. Place looks kinda trashed and king is long gone.

>As i'm about to enter room from where pig-bitch was' the double doors slam open and some fuckhuge Order-looking guy in blue armor strolls in.

>Get the drop on him by jumping from a bannister and impaling his skull with a short sword.

>Get an idea of who I have to see.

>Get out of the castle and make my way to the other side of town.

>There's a townhouse near the canals there.

>Enter and head to the staircase. I think I decended four or five time before reaching some older couple that tell me "She's been waiting."

>Also two minutes until venom death.

>Go downstairs one more time and find a relatively simple room with some blue curtains near a corner leading somewhere and a couch.

>A girl come out from behind the curtains.

>She's tanned and has reddish hair. Looks similar to Ammit, but not quite.

>Hit with feelings of guilt that involve her and something I did.

>Go hug her and fall back on the couch together while I keep apologizing.

>Wake up and feel a sense of guilt for hours.

I sometimes hate my dreams. I want them to make sense. Doesn't help that I keep feeling personal guilt and self-hate enough to leak into my dreams.

>>328138

>Orkz on ATVs

Oi wez got red on our dakka bikez sos dey go fastah

Had a bunch of nightmares recently so getting this was nice

>Sitting on couch with Griffon wife behind me

>Basically trapped with her arms and legs locked around me

>She wants me to tell her something filthy

>For some reason I tell her about one time I snatched a bag of winegums as a kid

>Kinda exaggerate details

>By the time I'm telling her of the part I'm eating the extra candies I put in my pocket she's shivering and breathing heavily

>She suddenly yoinks me closer but I wake up

I wonder what other particular dirty(?) talk other mamono enjoy. I kinda thought of shit like a danuki getting a similar reaction to someone recalling a time they saved a ton of money or something.

>>376544

Getting snuggle struggled by a qt 3.14 tiger girl, not that bad imo

I don't recall much of it but I do remember talking to a gang of ratatoskr, but the setting was kinda desertlike and the ratatoskrs had these unusual cheeta and tiger patterns on their tail and fluff in general. Designwise it was pretty cool and I wish I could draw them.

I would say right now I get some Zs. Create a comfy dream safehouse and checkpoint. As you gotta have at least something to pull back in if you fuckup somewhere instead of pushing and you remain to pull on the door and get the succ by a sorority of succubi. Never again Pedro never again.

>>394416

Same anon here

Had two interesting dreams here.

One was with a Raiju under the sheets staring at her sea green hues as she pounces on top of me, nips me on the neck giving me a sudden jolt having Lt. Chub stand at full attention as it leads to her sinking her folds in speaking in her heavy native Zipangu tongue saying Good Morning. Shit goes from gentle to top gear as my fucking alarm goes off.

Second one is just weirder as it's with some unknown Space Marine 40k style, another off brand agent non-40k style and myself as it was to totally unfuck the bullshit that was already happening in vidya games. Apparently there was a fucking left wing cult and it's usual subjects pouring in their propaganda into some radio tower as the three of us headed towards the elevator.The conversation was odd as fuck and being in some fucked up caption as one minute I'm speaking to the unknown agent get on the elevator and the next she pins me to the wall speaking Japanese in reverse and then the fucking Space Marine pop out laughing and says. "Slaanesh approves!" And gives me a thumbs up and rockets away. Gravity switches from a metallic wall and now a bed as now I have a fucking catgirl straddling herself on me and begins riding me until there's no tomorrow. Ends again but not by alarm but half awaking turning around and seeing a fucking faggotcat with the annoying shit eating grin and asks me if I'm a catfucker. Then I wake up due to her mimicking my alarm.

Also now I'd just finished reading a /monster/ pastebin about a delinquent girl turning into a High P'Orc and I seriously feel I'm gonna get porked.com when I go to sleep.

The most recent thing monster girl related I tried to do was last night, trying to trigger a lucid dream of some sorts. I had just recently lurked through the Lizard/Salamander thread and some ideas and what-not bouncing around in my head and figured i'd go for it.

So I went to bed thinking about Salamanders and different scenarios where they'd spontaneously appear or be around. Such as during skirmishes in warfare where my unit is ambushed or when in a scenario where leadership of different groups challenge each other, ect. (Reading back over this, went to bed at 11pm for reference)

I'm laying there for what feels like half an hour before I think sleep finally falls over me. I say I think because I don't recall any sort of point in the dream I can say was the beginning. But when it did, I couldn't help but feel that there was something else there, like some other presence, or some other sort of energy. It was foreign to me and my cautious nature demanded it identify itself and when it didn't I fought it.

This happened again and again and again for what felt like hours and the biggest thing I remember is that there were a bunch of clocks and watches that read it was time for me to get up and that I had slept past when I was supposed to wake, I countered by saying it wasn't because at no point did my alarm go off. That seemed to snap me out of it, as I woke up and checked my watch I keep near my bed and it read 2:11am.

A weird thing to note was that I was supper groggy, (no shit it was 2am) but like hangover groggy with the slight headache as well, I was also sweating pretty heavily, thirsty, and I ached a bit getting out of bed.

Got up, got water, went back to bed. Fell asleep a bit easier, and the presence wasn't there, it felt more like a light pressure. This portion culminated with my boss asking me "Anon, we should have sex" I responded with "Fuck that" before punching her in the face. That woke me up, checked the watch and it was 5:27am. Didn't get more water, just laid back and it felt like a blink before my alarm was going off at 6:45am

I assume the presence took the shape of my boss as a familiar figure? I don't know

Either way Im a bit confused by it all, but also slightly encouraged? I'll definitely be trying again.

What do you anons figure about this experience?

This last dream I had involving monstergirls was pretty grimdark

There was a war going on between man and monstergirl, a hot war

I was in command of a platoon or more that gotten cut off and was in a compound

They used an armored Ushi-Oni to breach the main door, it killed the two troops closest

I laid into her with a MMG (240B) and only managed to either ding her armor or scratch her legs

I was yelling all the time, the Ushi Oni ran to me as I was firing, and I used the gun to grapple with her for a bit

Then she used her two front legs to stab my legs

This caused me to fall down and I guess she saw my rand and instead of killing me retracted her claws

She broke the gun in half and threw it aside before charging onward

I immediately began to conduct first aid on myself when the monster infantry began moving past me

A hodge podge of girls, but a Kitsune medic came to me and ripped open some packets

These packets both stopped the bleeding and dulled the pain.

But they had another idea

The commander was a less than gentle Kitsune and she had the Ushi Oni Drag me to the front

She produced a microphone and speaker from I font know where and said

<Members of the US Army, we have you surrounded, outgunned, and your commanding officer, surrender and we promise you'll walk out of this compound alive

Of course I encouraged the men before the Ushi Oni shut me up

But they all surrendered, I dont blame them all the odds and seeing their commander torn up in front of them

The Ushi Oni bit my ear and told me if only she could get a man willing to fight to the end

The last thing I remember is me sitting in a plastic lawn chair, legs bandaged up, smoking a cigarette

My troops marching past me when they rendered a salute

I stood up as best I could with no legs and returned the salute.

nightmares yo

>>395775

Had another restless night, woke up a few times tossing and turning. Didn't bother checking my watch except once when it was 6:22am. It was a series of pretty bad dreams by normal standards, just a litany of bad things and illegal activities. It was nice at first, going to a theme park, then quickly devolved to including murder, rape, disregard for traffic laws.

Then the next bit I remember involved swimming through back rivers, sunburn, environmental irresponsibility, the threat of aggressive "Wild-life" (aka monster girls), cannibalism, more violence.

Another blurb involved extensive logging and environmental destruction, drug cartels, torture, more violence.

Finally the last one involved myself and two Minotaurs in my room, I was still in bed snuggled up to one while another was up and getting dressed, chiding me that it was time to get up and that I'd be late for work, my counter was that my alarm hadn't gone off yet so I was good to go until it did. She then said that getting up earlier would give me more time to relax as I prepped, and I told her the alarm would give me plenty of time. Then It did go off and I woke to an empty room.

Is all this bullshit because it was a nightmare I punched in the face two weeks ago and she's angry with me?

Must be nice to be able to remember your dreams.

>>396963

not last nights fuckery, I was tired all afternoon and while not everything I listed involved me in my dream it was still present in the setting.

And the last part while calming was concerning, last time there was a Mino in my dreams it was one, now it was two, I don't want to suddenly have like a dozen of those crazy bitches mobbing me in my dream.

>>395820

<"interdimensional love"

>not interdimensional intercourse

I made a mistake trying to lucid dream anons, I think I might have invited in a little too much spook and nonsense.

Backstory to this one is that I had recently watched some episodes of goblin slayer

So I wound up just lying there in bed. It felt like I was lying there for hours trying to sleep. Then it got kinda weird, Like it felt like I was fading in and out of sleep, Like it would be I was dreaming then it would fade randomly to me realizing I was still lying in bed but was realizing I was dreaming and weightless. Bottom like up front I was massacring goblins, but it wasn't with swords and shit, it was with a MG 08/15 and I was dressed like the elite class from Battlefield 1. Sporadically though, and the reason this is in the monster girl board, is that images of archdemon girls would randomly flash in my vision.

Very vivid dream though; could feel the recoil, hear the steady pattering of the MG and cries from the goblins, see the muzzleflash, smell the powder and blood, visions of demons flashing before my eyes occasionally.

I was finally snapped out of it by a large thunderclap, as it was storming outside. It felt like I hadn't slept a wink and didn't bother checking my watch, I just wanted to sleep.

An episode of sleep paralysis I had:

>An Anubis peeked out from behind my door, showing only its face

>It then slowly walks down to my bed. Throughout the time, I'm terrified, so I, in a moment of lucidity, pray to Mama Reitia to protect me.

>The Anubis finally reaches my bedside, and the only thing it does is lick my right band, in between my thumb and index finger. It feels weird, but I'm relieved that it didn't torture me in my dreams.