88d7d3 No.290298 [View All]
Which does /monster/ like best, orcs or p'orcs?
Orcs:
>probably the stronger of the two
>chlorophyllic skin leaves their sweat smelling like flowers
>more likely to be able to do /tg/ things with you
>rougher snu-snu
P'orcs:
>thiccer
>more plentiful sweat that tastes like bacon grease
>better at vidya than most gazers
>extremely loud in bed
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ae79be No.338267
>>338244
Nokka seems to be the only one who genuinely likes him so far, so monogamy seems to make a lot of sense here. The other orks seem like they'd say Nokka has weird taste rather than also being attracted to him.
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63a1c6 No.338312
>>338021
>Ya' bes be goin whif tis tal tel, ya git!
>Kap' Morgi tol don' like we boyz use humie interradis.
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ae79be No.338417
>the p'orcs from the OP are from Muchi Muchi Pork, which roughly translates to Plump Plump Pork
It's too bad it supposedly wasn't that great of shooter.
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f3a3ec No.338454
>>338257
>>338267
>>338312
ar' rite ar' rite…git redy den'
>>338021
>Nokka hung on every word of the story. She turned the pages for me as my arms were bound.
>Mayhaps if I could lull her into a deep sleep with a delicate touch of my tongue.
>I'm speaking of course about reading her the story with a saccharine tone. Not kissing her. Her breath had a rotten odor that would surely gag me upon any intimate exchange.
>I spoke softly from page to page and with my barely free hand stroked her meaty calf using a gentle touch to coax her into a dream.
>Nokka groaned and smacked her lips.
>My plan presented its returns as Nokka's head drooped. She caught herself but a droplet of drool slapped the page.
>As this was a children's book the page count wasn't high to begin with and the conclusion was drawing ever closer.
>Nokka growled "Altrite den', dats enuf fo' ta'nite. Time fa' bed." She attached my bindings to a hook embedded in the lean-to's tree used for support and I found myself most unquestionably trapped.
>Damnable hell. I'd have to use my superior intellect to outwit this dullard and make good my escape. I plied my best and most sincere gaze upon the creature before I began…
>"Madam, before you turn in for the night I must tell you a secret of the utmost importance."
>Nokka slapped her knee "Nya, Chu' ain't got nuffin' I needz knowing."
>I shook my head and needled her further "This is no joking matter I assure you, in fact, your very life may be in grave peril." I maintained an earnest look.
>She came closer, reducing her proximity between us" 'Gettan fresh on me? Dun fink joo kanz scare me wif sum rot liek dat. "
>'Rot' indeed. Her breath smacked me in the face. I continued with the lie.
>"I would never lie, as I cannot. For you see, as a royal scholar I have sworn an oath of…ehh… truth…truthiness. If I were to violate such an oath I would cast indubitable shame on my name and I would be undone. Accepting that, you have no choice but to trust me."
>Nokka pursed her lips "So, wut chu' sayan' es…Joo can't lie?"
>"Quite."
>Nokka gave a toothy grin "Nyaha you cherry, Cha' fink I'm easy on dah eyes den?" Nokka balled her first and gripped my shoulder firmly.
>Oh bother.
>A quandary.
>If I give her the truth I would most assuredly offend her sensibilities and she may pummel me for my disposition. On the other hand, would she even believe that I could find a creature as foul as she beautiful? She has no choice but to believe whatever I say so no lie I can tell will betray me.
>My plan could not possibly fail.
>I grinned "I find you captivating. Surely a fine specimen such as yourself has all manner of admirers."
>Nokka covered her face "Oi you cheeky nonce! Youz randy fo' a shag den?" She jiggled her bosom clad with animal leathers in my face as if to tease my falsely proclaimed desires.
>I'd need another lie to escape my previous one "While I would love nothing more than to succumb to your sweet embrace I'm dreadfully tired. Perhaps if you were to undo my bindings to allow my escape I could repay your kindness in turn and help you avoid the aforementioned peril."
>"hol' up den…youz ain't taken' dah mickey ere' are you?"
>"O-of course not. I'm being completely sincere."
>She analyzed me with look suspicion before nodding "Fair play den, you beat jer' feet and hop off inna' night and I git spared dis peril dat chu say 'tis comman' for to gib me wifout mercy. Sumfink liok dat?"
>I coughed, clearing my thought "That is precisely right."
>Nokka cut me down and undid my bindings. I was confident that I had secured my escape and outwitted this foolish ork woman. I thanked her for her confidence "My dear, since you've allowed for my escape I will ensure no peril befalls you. May you sleep well then."
>Nokka grabbed my shoulder "Nyaha, I ain't gotz no fear a' peril n wot chu warned 'bout earlier but I will take youz up on dat…wut chu called it 'sweetz embrace'?"
>"Oh that…I… well you see-" She pulled me close with a hunger in her eyes, her hands dug into my arms and she licked her lips. I reprimanded her "Now just a moment madam, fraternization with an officer of the high-"
>With one swift motion she ripped my robes away exposing my bare skin to the elements "My royal attire!"
>She gave a toothy grin "Dun chu worry, youz won't need dem fo' wot we'z gon' be doan'."
>"Wait-wait-wait! The truth is-" she covered my mouth, her nails digging into my cheeks.
>"Shhhh, You dun toltz me how ya feelz. No need to be bashful 'bout it now you numpty…"
>oh dear.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM
Do I really need to write the lewd portion of an ORK x humie encounter?
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a90b47 No.338457
>>338454
"Put it in me gash, ye git"
Entirely up to you, friend. Don't write what you don't want to.
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f3a3ec No.338467
>>338457
Someone else may need to carry the torch. Part of the problem is the scholar character clearly is in a state of DONOTWANT.jpg so it'd be a relationship built on rape. Considering most people here enjoy MGE style 'fuck first ask questions later' style encounters there's probably someone more adept that sort of writing than me. There's also that ORKY speak which makes it hard for me to make the story out to be anyfing other than gag-oriented.
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63a1c6 No.338470
>>338454
Nah, just PG us i like the comfy of this so far.
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a90b47 No.338958
>>338467
You don't have to get lewd. She spoke of an embrace. Considering she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer she can take it literally and just cuddle
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e583a4 No.338966
>>338958
I see your take. I'll give you my reasoning.
>Considering she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
She is smart (for an ork) if you compare her to Gorny and Krumpet who could definitely read road signs and notes. However, they're not smart enough to actually enjoy reading like Nokka can. At the very least she did manage to inadvertently trick the scholar into telling her that he thought she looked like a "fine specimen".
>she can take it literally and just cuddle
I didn't have that take when I was writing as Nokka did rip his clothes off and give him a look of imminent rape, but it would be an interesting twist insofar as it being a nice contrast between Ork and human modesty (in that she wouldn't see naked cuddling as lewd). Nokka and her cohorts don't wear underwear not because they're exhibitionist but rather
>"I dun needz no dainty bit o' rags covering muh minge! I liok ta be able ta breeve down dere'."
My only problem with this take is she would be smart enough to read context clues from the scholar's reactions to see he thought she was going to rape him. Also she did say
>"Dun chu worry, youz won't need dem fo' wot we'z gon' be doan'."
as if to imply there is something to be done that doesn't involve clothes. The twist again could be she was merely teasing him but that's very mean way to tease someone.
>you'll never be bullied by your ORK waifu.
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25f288 No.339010
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ae79be No.339014
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0415ab No.339025
>>339007
Just stop with the ugly orcs already, this is an animu-waifu board
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0415ab No.341125
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bf4487 No.341207
>>290298
I'm fine with either, as long as there's big tiddy QTs. Say, would the two monmusus have a small yet common rivalry with each other?
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8f943a No.342160
>>338454
>Night had fallen and I was now in the pungent clutches of the bookworm Nokka.
>She was using me as a body pillow and pressed me close to her bosom.
>She slept on her side with her meaty arm acting as a pillow. The combined funk of her exposed pits and tits assaulted my senses and I recoiled from the stench.
>"Stop squirmin' you runty git or I'll nob you!"
>I coughed, our bodies intertwined in a mess of naked flesh "I can't breathe! Madam, I implore you, let me-! ." she smothered me with her hand.
>"Youz a mouthy humie if I ever knowed one. I'llz put chu alsleep like me mum did me."
>Nokka locked her forearm around my head and put me into a sleeper hold "Shhhh, now go to shleep."
>I continued resisting, pushing against her meaty bosom and smacking her shoulder but my strength faded quickly in her tight sleeper hold.
>she whispered softly "Shhh~ shleep now. Time fo' dreaman' you numpty."
>I passed out in her sweetz embrace.
***
>I awoke in a fog. The miasma of my mind wrapped around me.
>A stern native American voice connected to me from behind "Hello Chester. I am your spirit guide, Gynuek." startled, I turned to face the voice.
>It was a dolphin laying on its side. He was unmoving in an unceremonious position at my feet.
>"Do not be alarmed. I am here to help you. Now, if you would, please flip me over. I cannot see you, my friend."
>A capitulated and flipped the spirit guide over.
>He stared intently at me before speaking "You're… not an Ork?"
>"Do…do I…do I need be for this?"
>He shook his head and squeaked "It is not necessary. I was just…nevermind. You have recently been inducted into the tribe of the misfit orks have you not?"
>"No!"
>"I'm pretty sure you have."
>"Well, I'm pretty sure I haven't!"
>He stared intently once more, shut his eyes and whistled through his blowhole
>"You were chosen by the warchief Gorny, you have shared a fire pit with the tribe. As we speak you now consummate a relationship with the one called Nokka. You most undoubtedly are part of the misfit tribe as I see it."
>"That's…listen, you're mistaken!"
>The dolphin shook its head "No my friend. You are the one who is mistaken. The tribe of the misfit Orks needs your help. Thier fate is yours and if you abandon them, well… the consequences will be very… as you put them grave.
>The spirit guide dolphin squeaked once more before half-heartedly attempting a flip and hurting himself. "Ooomph!"
>He looked defeated. It was as if he had been practicing the flip for a long time and was wanting to show off. "There was supposed to be water here…I…I think we're done then. Good luck Chester and drink more water!"
>I could feel my vision quest drawing to a close.
>It was at this point I knew what I had to do.
[ ] The dolphin hath spoken. I must work to aid the tribe of the misfit orks. I don't know what that might entail but I know I must help them (Turn This into a CYOA or similarly styled long-running story.)
[ ] Do not help the misfit Ork This dolphin is crazier than they are. I'm escaping the first chance I get!
(Pungent ork odors? Talking dolphins? This story is fucking bananas. Kill it before it gets out of hand.)
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e87d66 No.350828
>>342160
[x] The dolphin hath spoken. I must work to aid the tribe of the misfit orks. I don't know what that might entail but I know I must help them
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ae79be No.350976
>>342160
>[X] The dolphin hath spoken. I must work to aid the tribe of the misfit orks. I don't know what that might entail but I know I must help them
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0415ab No.351156
>>341125
You don't usually see greenskin art that isn't manfaced, pretty good
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75a9b7 No.351187
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ae79be No.351242
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0df1cb No.351243
>>290551
>That's a sea monster
Dude i just had an idea
What if orcs had seagoing relatives called orcas?
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51ae02 No.351246
>>351242
Ah yes, the famed traditional Japanese inns and hot springs of upstate New York.
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25f288 No.351256
>>351246
…Well, I'm from Utica myself and I've never saw any traditional Japanese inns and hot springs.
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a389a0 No.351267
>>351243
Weren't the original orcs Italian sea monsters to begin with?
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51ae02 No.351279
>>351256
Oh no, not in Utica. No. It's Albany architecture.
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25f288 No.351280
>>351279
Hm-hm, yes, and you call them Albany architecture despite the fact that they are obviously Japanese.
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0415ab No.351287
>>351267
I think "monsters" "demon monster" and "hell" is what Tolkien was thinking of when he named orcs "orcs"
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438156 No.354864
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
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a71645 No.354867
>>354864
>The girth 'as gotta be there
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e00fa3 No.354952
>>290298
Porks, because only unironic gayfaggots are into the greenskins.
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f84708 No.354957
>>351279
>>351280
>originally from Herkimer county
Oh fuck, I'm not alone
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6f4c82 No.354962
>>354957
I escaped that hell hole, started in Oneida County though
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342fd0 No.372977
>>342160
[x] the dolphin hath spoken. I must work to aid the tribe of the misfit orks. I don't know what that might entail but I know I must help them
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a702b1 No.373155
>>354864
I don't even know what's going on anymore. This is some next level shit right here.
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d891c7 No.376926
Orcs were once elves, but they were captured by the Demon, Sauron , and were forcibly changed into another creature by dark magic, they were also brainwashed so that they would fight and die for the Devil, Melkor.
Orcs and goblins are merely two names for the same creature, often goblin refers to the smaller varieties, while orc refers to the larger ones.
Later, the fallen angel, Saruman, had created a process that infused Man-Blood into the orcs that were given to him by Melkor in order to create the Uruk-hai, who, unlike regular orcs, could walk and fight in the sun.
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Melkor also created the Trolls by twisting yet another kind of creature into a race of monsters loyal only to him, what race this was is lost to time, just like the origins of the Hobbits or the Giants.
Just as with the orcs, Saruman later infused them with the blood of men to create Oleg-Hai, which can withstand the sun without dying.
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Pure-blooded Orcs and Trolls usually turn to stone when exposed to the sun, this is because of Melkor's attempts to create life by altering that which was already made by the all-father and his children, and to do so against his will and thus without his light, this can only be done with impure and unholy magics, thus the results are doomed to imperfection and failure, especially when meeting the light of the sun, which was set by the all-father to purify the earth.
They only lost this weakness when an angel had defected to the side of Melkor, Saruman had learned the ways of making from the all-father, and reverse-engineered this process to determine a way to remove the curse of stone from melkor's creations, man was the creation most loved by the all-father, and so by killing men and infusing the blood into the creation process, orcs and trolls could be transformed into a being that was smarter, stronger, larger, better-looking, immune to the sun's curse, divided into men and women (instead of lacking sexes), and capable of sexual reproduction (something normally reserved for the creations of the all-father and his children).
when you think of an "orc" or "goblin" or "troll" you are typically thinking of an uruk-hai, a smaller variety of uruk-hai, or an oleg-hai.
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95aaeb No.376933
>>354864
As somebody from Southie I completely understand this man and everything he stands for
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d1eec5 No.383428
This is gonna be their year for once
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a71645 No.383433
>>383428
>Non dark-skinned h'orc
That deserves to be in a cursed images thread
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20eaa4 No.383435
>>383428
>The last pic
Jesus christ, for a second I thought that was FeralPheonix's art and I got really worried until I had a closer look. Crisis fucking averted.
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cc3acb No.383474
>>383428
I wonder if B'Orc pussy tastes like chocolate-dipped bacon. Clearly this requires extensive personal testing, for the good of science.
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9047c6 No.385935
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e50ffe No.385938
>>385935
Holy shit that is disgusting.
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1a9c60 No.385950
>>290298
Pig monsters aren't orcs
/thread
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e8293e No.385953
>>385938
I think it's /tv/ shitposting here.
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1c2f6e No.385954
>>385953
I can't really consider /tv/ posters to be people anymore. They are all subhumans.
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546617 No.385961
Why don't people like Porcs
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5c073c No.385963
>>385961
What do you mean? People love p'orcs.
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e44e1b No.385965
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3f78f5 No.385981
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18c69a No.406457
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