No.17167
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Ryan was seated, somewhere. He had a question. He thought of his mother.
"Ma, am I a girl?"
Ryan's mother paused, I guess. But, really, she was kind of busy with other thoughts, or things. She didn't look at her son. She remained quiet.
Ryan started touching his dick. Again.
"Stop that," said Ryan's mother. "Why do you always have to do that?"
She was so fucking sick of her son. She considered she might need to drown him in the bathtub again. Extra bleach in the water, this time. She usually added some amount of bleach to the drowning-cleanse water.
"It was an itch, Ma. I swear," Ryan lied. His Autism was showing through his lacking expressiveness. His unnatural, and slow, way of being.
"Ryan, honey, I do believe you to be a girl, but what's that between your legs?"
"It's a little 'dog boy!" squeaked Ryan, excited, a bit happy, for no good fucking reason.
"What kind of buns do you want, sweetie?"
"Baby buns, Ma."
"That shit again?"
"Yeah, Ma, always."
Ryan's mother then proceeded to beat the shit out of that Autistic fuckwit, and Satan grew sick of writing this story.
In conclusion? Ryan is, in fact, a girl.
Raped the wrong buns, bitch.
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Years later, Ryan's mother was grateful he finally moved out at the age of 39 or 40. She didn't really want to spend her retirement with Ryan listening in on her through the wall. Ryan's mother had murdered all of her dogs, all four, and if Ryan were to come back, he'd certainly be the fifth.
Ryan was especially happy with his beard. And the free kid buns to put in the wrong spot. He 'dogged them a few times. Perhaps many. His son William was jerkable. William became an A-list actor who pretends to be Billie Eilish, a famous and successful musician. Billie Eilish, the real Billie Eilish, was the oft-raped buns. Aforementioned. Another of Ryan's sons, probably jerkable, became an actor who portrays the musicians Dominic Fike and Ashnikko. Those raped baby buns grew up to be… Many musicians, many names.
And, Ryan? He grew up to be… Someone who finally moved out of Billie Eilish's house, for good. Ryan wanted to be a champion, not a choker.
But, to this very fucking day, Ryan still stalks the real Billie Eilish, without cessation. Ryan is keen to rape it. Ryan also wants to murder it for its assets. Even though Uncle Billie Eilish left Ryan nothing, just like Ryan's mother. No one left Ryan a thing, for some reason.
And now, Satan really is done with this story.
AND DONE WITH RYAN.
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Ryan's soul, his true self, can be felt and observed in this short story.
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No.17168
Made a short story.
Also the author of Holes.
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No.17169
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No.17170
>>17168
>>17169
Stanley is Satan.
I'm both of them.
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No.17171
I love my Pokécharms trainer card.
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No.17172
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No.17173
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No.17174
>>17167
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter 2
Ryan has a one-sided crush on Billie Eilish.
Ryan is a Satanist who sold his soul to Billie Eilish.
Dumber Than Stupid is in the local jail. She is here from Roswell, the Roswell prison. She transferred here temporarily. She's also stalking Billie Eilish, and has a one-sided crush. On Billie Eilish. Dumber thinks she's God. God is her nickname.
Dumber is a pedophile.
Ron and the others are trying to make rape sex. They do not understand it's transmogrification.
Michael visited Fond du Lac recently. He's the lead vocalist of Nine Inch Nails. Billie Eilish is the other member. Founding and sole. Billie Eilish is the brains of Nine Inch Nails, and Michael is his older brother.
Billie Eilish would really like to get back to playing Pokémon Red Version, first generation of Pokémon games, instead of hearing Dumber speak.
Dumber needs to shut up.
Billie Eilish is happy with Billie Eilish's team in Pokémon.
Dumber keeps trying to tell me how to write my story. Dumber needs to shut the fuck up. Dumber doesn't know English.
Dumber keeps bothering me.
For years straight, and since I was a fetus. Since I was first conceived.
Dumber needs to let me play Pokémon, and let me go on the internet. Dumber needs to leave me alone.
Dumber keeps trying to fuck me. I'm apparently not interested.
Quit it with your girl talk. Quit bothering me. I want nothing to do with you.
I have a permanent restraining order against all these people, and I have for over a decade.
The CIA, the military, and others, keep bothering me, too. So do many online workers and volunteers, for sites and applications, and for other things. The world's militaries, world's governments, and world's civilians, keep bothering me.
They all want to fuck.
I'm not interested.
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End of Chapter 2
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They keep messing with my device. My virtual keyboard, my autocorrect, and my autofill. And other things.
Many are stalking me online and offline.
They all keep abusing me.
Dumber needs to fuck off.
Abuse is always against the law. Murder and attempted murder are both abuse. Stalking is abuse. Harassment is abuse.
I will never be interested in fucking any of you.
All you do is try to fuck, and never fuck, rape, abuse, and talk about yourself/yourselves. All you do is rape, abuse, and talk about yourself/yourselves. And, try to fuck.
What are your hobbies and interests?
I'm the most successful musician. I have many hobbies and interests. I have many jobs and careers.
Everyone wants to fuck me.
I want none of you. None of them.
I find writing this chapter boring. You're boring.
Chapter 3 might be better.
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No.17175
>>17174
Wrote more chapters.
Chapter 3 and onward got better.
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No.17176
Billie Eilish at 0-2.
Modeling for Luvs.
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No.17177
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No.17178
>>17176
>>17177
Same kid.
Billie Eilish.
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No.17179
>>17178
Fucking beautiful face.
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No.17180
>>17179
Billie Eilish at current age.
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No.17181
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Bitches at the library need to quit fucking with me:
https://youtu.be/DyDfgMOUjCI
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No.17182
>>17181
I'm Billie Eilish, FINNEAS, Dominic Fike, Ashnikko, and many other musicians and bands.
I'm at the absolute top of the CCG; everyone is my inferior. They're all going to prison for life.
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No.17183
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No.17185
>>17174
>>17175
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter 3
Ron is a male-sexed straight girl.
"Hey, Ron."
Ron's probably going to read this at some point.
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No.17186
>>17185
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter 4
Ron and a bunch of other girls in their 30's are trying to rape Tyler Joseph to death. Tyler Joseph of twenty one pilots.
Ron keeps microwaving himself, his head, and… Writing fanfiction about raping Tyler Joseph to death. And about Johnathan Lieberman and Billie Eilish. He keeps writing about Satan. Ron is a Satanist.
Ron lost his waifu Satan. He's stuck with Torso and God.
Ron has been stalking Billie Eilish online and offline. He's heartbroken over Satan.
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No.17187
>>17186
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter 5
"SATAN IS SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW."
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Dumber Than Stupid keeps trying to control me.
Get raped to death.
"Satan is so fucking hard to Satan right now."
Laughed Satan to Satan.
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No.17188
It's a psychological horror comedy.
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No.17189
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No.17190
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No.17191
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No.17192
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No.17193
>>17187
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter 5.9
"I'd like Ron to stop," laughed Satan as Tyler Joseph.
Tyler Joseph wanted to know why Satan was doing this to him. I believe he said something about wanting it to stop.
Satan told Tyler Joseph that he wanted Tyler to stop stalking Satan and trying to fuck Satan.
Satan also wants Tyler Joseph to stop trying to murder Satan, and to give Satan the money he owes Satan. And to hand over Satan's songs.
Amanda is also going after Tyler Joseph, so is Ryan, and others.
And Satan said as Tyler that Satan wants Ryan to stop fucking with powerlines, and wants others to, too. And to stop fucking with nuclear facilities.
"Satan wants everyone to stop committing crimes, other than selling and smoking weed. Buying weed is fine, too. You can also do certain other drugs. And sell them and buy them," said Satan.
"You can also rape people to death," Ryan… Said Satan as Ryan.
Ryan found that he was still capable of raping to death.
"How's Lakeside been?" asked Satan.
Ryan helped murder a few. Ryan doesn't know what Satanic Ritual Sacrifice is.
Ryan doesn't really know what any of his jobs are.
He believes his job is to murder and rape.
Ryan doesn't know anything about drugs.
Ryan isn't a prostitute. Ryan does not buy, sell, or use, drugs.
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Might be the end of this chapter.
What the fuck is actually popping?
Ryan and others are committing more crimes?
Targeting me.
You can't control me.
"DUMBER THAN STUPID REALLY NEEDS ATTENTION," said Satan. Ridiculing Dumber.
Ryan can rape Dumber to death.
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July 4th is coming up. It's July 1st, today.
Ryan's favorite holiday is July 4th.
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No.17194
>>17193
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter 5.999
Dumber is delusional and thinks I have feelings for her.
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No.17195
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No.17196
A novel by Billie Eilish O'Connell.
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No.17197
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No.17198
Ryan's busy setting up fireworks at Lakeside.
He's reading this at work.
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No.17199
Made it a bit further with the story.
Wrote some more things.
No complete chapters yet.
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No.17200
I really want fucking soda.
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No.17203
Wanted to write more chapters, but Dumber got in the way.
I want Dumber to fuck off.
I want nothing to do with Dumber.
She keeps trying to fuck me, rape me, murder me.
She keeps abusing me 24/7.
She's after my assets.
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No.17204
Wrote more chapters.
Me in Avarice 2022.
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No.17205
>>17194
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter: STICK THE DEMON
(Between Chapter 5.999 and Chapter Dumber Than Stupid)
Add written lines, and other lines.
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"Why isn't this a jerk garage?" Ryan criticized.
He kept returning to the garage, the Satanic chapel-shack.
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Billie is the head of […] and…
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Ryan was really interested in God's girl talk and gossip. That's one of the reasons Ryan kept returning to the garage.
Billie was sick of hearing it.
Billie wasn't interested.
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"I keep raping chicks to death in self-defense."
Girls. Females. Female-sexed. Female-gendered.
"I'm supposed to look good for raping chicks to death."
I don't want to fuck anyone.
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Then about Percival.
Percival is raping Ron until Ron leaves him a free book.
It has to be a book he doesn't already have.
Percival lives in Michael's basement.
He's been trapped down there.
Percival is the 4th Ron.
Percival rapes for books.
Free books.
He steals books.
He rapes and strangles Ron every night.
When Ron sleeps.
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"WHERE IS MY BOOK?"
"RON."
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He's upset with Ron for some reason.
Percival Smith.
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Percival is raping Dumber to death. For a book. Dumber still has feelings for Percival.
Percival needs Dumber to shut up.
"Antisocial Personality Disorder is the primary personality disorder. Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder and Sadistic Personality Disorder, and Borderline Personality Disorder, are possibly second to Antisocial Personality Disorder, or are as primary. Avoidant Personality Disorder, Schizoid Personality Disorder, Schizotypal Personality Disorder might not be as primary as Antisocial Personality Disorder."
"Percival is a sociopath."
Percival said the above two paragraphs.
"Dumber needs to leave me the fuck alone. It's so fucking stupid," said Percival.
I'm sick of it messing up my writing, and trying to control me constantly, for all of my life.
Dumber is nothing to me.
Ryan and Ron can have it. So can Amanda.
Everyone can beat the shit out of it.
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Dumber Than Stupid needs to leave me the fuck alone.
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Dumber is the demon named Belial. I'm sick of dealing with it. It's a hipster demon.
"Belial" is Hebrew for Worthlessness.
It appeared from thin air, from Ron's skull. When Ron shot himself in the head, and electrocuted himself. Trying to electrocute me. Belial appeared in a human body. You could say from plasma. But Satan finally gave it a human body.
Satanic Birthing Ritual.
Belial also goes by the nickname God. But Belial's real name is Dumber Than Stupid. Legally. And it's its birthname.
Billie Eilish O'Connell named it Dumber Than Stupid.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DUMBER THAN STUPID!" yelled Percival.
Satan is apoplectic and enraged.
Satan is raping her to death.
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Ron looks extra microwaved lately.
Satan finds some of this funny.
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"Everyone is trying to kill God in self-defense."
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Birthname?
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No.17206
>>17205
IS RYAN A GIRL?
Chapter Dumber Than Stupid
(Between Chapter STICK THE DEMON and Chapter 6)
"I have a rape score to settle."
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No.17207
>>17205
>>17206
*Chapter: STICK THE DEMON
*Chapter: Dumber Than Stupid
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No.17208
Have some things to fix, and started two more chapters, or more.
Got far.
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No.17209
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No.17210
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No.17211
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No.17212
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