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 No.16791

Limerick thread? Challenge level:

Personal.

>> Write a spontaneous limerick about your life right now. Try to be funny, and use a little wit, as proper Irish would. I will start in my next post. Unless someone beats me to it.

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 No.16792

American mutt locked in house

Streets quiet as a mouse

When suddenly in walked my ghetto friends

now we all have corona and louse.

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 No.16793

My shotgun beside me in bed

My wife is giving me some good head

i say this quarantine is like living a dream

and you bastards should all have some kids

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 No.16794

So I live in a flat on main street

right there, the city heartbeat

The smell of the Demerol, mixed firetapes and

Fentanyl

And the drunkards, life never smelled so sweet.

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 No.16795

Wikipedia told me this is supposed to be AABBA. You only give us AABA.

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 No.16796

For our despairing NEET >>16713

The young man said, "My dear Fossil

Your dick grows no longer colossal"

So they finished the ride

With the toyboy inside

And a smile on the face of the fossil.

With apologies to Edward Lear (pic related)

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 No.16797

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 No.16800

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Broke toy lies empty in box

At sheeps it chuckles and mocks

But chemical brain

It's all just the same

Hotpocket crackles and pops

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 No.16813

>>16791

surrounded by heaps upon heaps of dead,

unruly in house in heart and in head,

wond'ring if yonder

those he's fond of do wander…

decidin to stay home and jack off in bed!

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 No.16899

Everyday I used to stress and work

making money and sit on /lit/ and lurk!

All I do now is sit and drink and read

now that my time is newly freed

and give my cock its daily jerk.

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