[–]▶ No.16791 >>16813 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Limerick thread? Challenge level:
Personal.
>> Write a spontaneous limerick about your life right now. Try to be funny, and use a little wit, as proper Irish would. I will start in my next post. Unless someone beats me to it.
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▶ No.16792
American mutt locked in house
Streets quiet as a mouse
When suddenly in walked my ghetto friends
now we all have corona and louse.
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▶ No.16793
My shotgun beside me in bed
My wife is giving me some good head
i say this quarantine is like living a dream
and you bastards should all have some kids
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▶ No.16794
So I live in a flat on main street
right there, the city heartbeat
The smell of the Demerol, mixed firetapes and
Fentanyl
And the drunkards, life never smelled so sweet.
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▶ No.16795
Wikipedia told me this is supposed to be AABBA. You only give us AABA.
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▶ No.16796
For our despairing NEET >>16713
The young man said, "My dear Fossil
Your dick grows no longer colossal"
So they finished the ride
With the toyboy inside
And a smile on the face of the fossil.
With apologies to Edward Lear (pic related)
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▶ No.16797
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▶ No.16800
Broke toy lies empty in box
At sheeps it chuckles and mocks
But chemical brain
It's all just the same
Hotpocket crackles and pops
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▶ No.16813
>>16791 (OP)
surrounded by heaps upon heaps of dead,
unruly in house in heart and in head,
wond'ring if yonder
those he's fond of do wander…
decidin to stay home and jack off in bed!
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▶ No.16899
Everyday I used to stress and work
making money and sit on /lit/ and lurk!
All I do now is sit and drink and read
now that my time is newly freed
and give my cock its daily jerk.
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