No.11999
It's the 444th day of a Trump presidency. All day every day, members of the Trump Youth League in their khaki uniforms knock on doors, looking for illegal aliens. Armed with assault weapons and wearing red armbands emblazoned with a black "T" in a white circle, non-whites cower away in fear whenever they approach. After dark, roving bands of less official but even angrier white supremacists patrol the streets, enforcing the curfew for anyone who looks "un-American". People of color hide fearfully in their homes, their neighborhoods destroyed by white racist violence. Art deco-style statues of Donald Trump have been erected in every town square, with a live ticker screen beneath each one that reads off his tweets.
Everyone but Trump's rabid supporters fears "The Knock," when in the middle of the night people are taken from their homes and sent away to "#MakeAmericaGreatAgain Re-Education Camps", never to be heard from again.
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No.12000
Tyrell stealthily worked his way home through the city. It was already evening, and he didn't want to be out past curfew, only to find himself yet another forgotten victim of white-on-black violence. The quickest way home would be past the Trump Youth League stationed in front of the statue of Donald Trump. If he kept his head down and didn't make eye contact, most likely they would leave him alone.
As he walked past the statue on the other side of the street, he saw the ticker screen light up from the corner of his eye. President Trump had just made a new tweet:
Mexicans don't want to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain. Sad!
A roar rose up from the mindless white mob. One of them shouted, "Time to get the Mexicans!" and they all began firing their weapons in the air.
"White people can't even comprehend basic physics," Tyrell thought to himself as shook his head ruefully. He hurried home, hoping to avoid falling bullets.
When he arrived, his friend Maurice was already back from the rock quarry out of town with some crystals he had found. Tyrell emptied the bag of assorted items he had picked up from the hardware store. They had recently purchased an ancient manuscript on the internet about how to build a crystal-powered Nubian supercomputer, one that was millions of time faster than regular supercomputers, and that was also far too sophisticated for white people to comprehend and steal. They now had everything they needed to build it.
They worked tirelessly through the night and well into the next day before they were finished. When they finally had the computer fired up and running, they were able to hack into the mainframes of scores of big bank computers within minutes, and using information that was then hacked from the Census Bureau, they transferred trillions of dollars from the accounts of white people into the accounts of African-Americans.
They had decided upon this enlightened course of action to combat white supremacy beforehand. Like their ancient Nubian ancestors, they only wanted to use their great technology to resolve matters peacefully. It was the African way.
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No.12001
>>12000
>crystal-powered Nubian supercomputer
I chuckled. Write some more OP.
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No.12003
>>12000
trips well spent. chapeau!
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No.12014
>>12000
Stupid blacks. We Mexicans flipped all the highway signs, so they'll deport us to Canada.
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No.12017
>>11999
we are reaching levels of shitposting that shouldnt even be possible
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No.12042
>>11999
>implying
You faggots did the same thjng with bush
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No.12043
>>12042
from the outside i'd say that the demonization of trump is on a completely different level.
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No.12053
>>12043
The difference is that the kids who saw Bush being demonized are now of voting age.
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No.12061
>>12053
and? wasn't it one of the trump campaing during the primaries that bush too, actually sucked?
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No.12069
>>12061
For them the demonisation of Bush was presented as normal. Since that's their baseline their attempts to demonise Trump now are beyond even that.
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No.12084
>>11999
>>12000
wew lad this is awesome
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No.12088
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No.12121
>>12000
>MF CHECKED!!
Also
>Art deco-style statues of Donald Trump
Seriously?! Why not extreme modernist or Rationalist style?
Art Deco is far too flowery and beautiful for the Trumpster's bonce to be modeled in. It would not be "the greatest" style.
Also tfw ppl think this is all just a joke
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/03/how-to-build-an-autocracy/513872/
>>12017
>>12042
delicious salty tears
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No.12190
>>12042
>You faggots did the same thjng with bush Clinton
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No.12198
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No.12352
What a shitty fapfic. You fags all secretly have gay bondage fantasies about the man, I can understand that. Not even a Trump supporter since I don't even live in America, but I can see why /pol/ hates your faggy guts and want to throw all of you out of helicopters.
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No.12768
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No.12769
>assault weapons
Why do you even bother getting up in the morning, OP?
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No.12770
Not sure if this is supposed to be a parody or OP is just a major retard
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No.12784
>>12770
/lit/erally trolling and you're all taking the bait.
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No.12815
>>11999
Stop teasing. My penis can only get so erect.
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No.12945
>>11999
>>12000
>>12088
>trips, trips, )))dubs(((
Checked
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No.12948
>>12945
the frog be praised
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No.12956
>>12043
Maybe it is because the use of social networks are more common than before.
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No.13240
nice dibs tyrone. didn't know they had internet in the projects.
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No.13344
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No.13560
not a fan of Trump economically, I like his social policies though. his foreign policy is 50/50. and he needs to stop sucking Khazar dick.
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No.13813
>>12017
Free market > Central planning
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No.15262
It should piss you off how good of a job this man is doing democrat.
Remember when you took kids from their families at the border?
Remember when you gave nuclear weapons to Iran?
Remember when you pushed for renewable energy during the election, when it cost the US billions of dollars.
Attack Trump for the rest of your life.
You're a loser. A coward. And you have none of the respect of the silent majority.
Democrat. Welcome to the Red Pill.
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No.15274
>It's the 444th day of a Trump presidency
>01/18/17
WTF?!
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No.15275
okay, now this is epic
tfw chapter two never ever bros
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No.15445
>>12043
Same same, but different…but the same.
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No.15477
>>12768
oh yakub, you B IG BO I jew
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No.15777
>>12000
Over two years later and this is still pure gold
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No.15934
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No.17049
>>15934
>Posting
Let me see if this fixes the broken link.
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No.17050
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