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what's the worst, most groan-inducing, silly in it's own badness joke you know /kind/?
Or any joke really! Let's laugh!
Did you hear the movie theater was robbed last night? They got away with $5000 dollars. The theater made an announcement that they'll never recover from the stolen goods: two large Cokes, a box of M&M's and a pretzel
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▶ No.33028
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▶ No.33030>>33043 >>35398
what happens when you cross a bee with an eagle?
a beagle
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▶ No.33043>>35398
>>33030
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
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▶ No.33049
>>33027 (OP)
I saw that coming
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▶ No.33118>>35398
What's red and hurts when goes into your eye?
A fire truck
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▶ No.33120>>35398
>>33027 (OP)
what is yellow and you can step on it?
[spoiler] a chick
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▶ No.33125>>34785 >>35398
Cheese that isn't yours is nacho cheese
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▶ No.33178>>33179 >>35398
What's a cat's favorite car?
a meowta
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▶ No.33179
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▶ No.33187>>33192 >>33195 >>35398
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field
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▶ No.33190>>33198 >>35398
A man was killed with a large candle stick in little Italy today. Detectives are saying he was waxed
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▶ No.33192
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▶ No.33195
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▶ No.33196
What is yellow and kills you when it falls on your head?
a yellow truck
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▶ No.33198>>33200
>>33190
>Detectives are saying he was waxed
I get that this is just a pun, but I really don't understand why detectives in particular would say this.
Anyways, I lost my thesaurus today. I can't tell you how bad I feel.
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▶ No.33200>>35398
>>33198
You're thinking too hard.
How did you lose your thesaurus? aren't they extinct?
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▶ No.33202>>33203 >>33204 >>33207 >>33242 >>33251 >>35398
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea
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▶ No.33203
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▶ No.33204>>33213
>>33202
Oh, I get it! It works with a boston accent.
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▶ No.33207>>35398
>>33202
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh
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▶ No.33213
>>33204
It also works with an English accent.
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▶ No.33242>>33251
>>33202
What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs?
Still no idea.
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▶ No.33251>>34488 >>35398
>>33202
>>33242
Hey that's kind of alright, I liked these.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
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▶ No.34466>>35398
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels
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▶ No.34487>>35398
Here's one I actually came up with myself:
The carnival just came into town and I'm planning on going. Not for the impossible games or those cheap roller coasters that make you want to throw up, but mainly because I want to ride the carousel, believe it or not. I used to think they were boring, but I'm slowly coming around on them
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▶ No.34488
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▶ No.34529>>35398
>>33027 (OP)
Teacher: Name two pronouns!
Student: Who? Me?
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▶ No.34766>>35398
Why is B the coolest letter in the alphabet?
Because it's surrounded by AC!
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▶ No.34778>>35398
what has 4 legs and flies?
a dead horse
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▶ No.34785>>35398
>>33125
A nacho that's nosy gets jalopeño business.
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▶ No.34795>>35398
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says A beer please, and one for the road
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▶ No.35398
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▶ No.41038
How do they separate the men from the boys in 8kun?
[SPOILER] With a crowbar. [/spoiler]
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▶ No.41195
"Did you hear about the wizard in Toronto?
He turned into a driveway."
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▶ No.41199
How does Tom Waits pass the time?
Tom waits
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▶ No.41200
>>33027 (OP)
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a rhinoceros?
A media circus about the evils of genetic engineering.
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