No.4947 [Last50 Posts]
Lets talk masturbation. Tips, tricks, pitfalls. Whats the best way to get off? How do you do it discreetly? Masturbation while on the rag? How do you get the pussy smell off your fingers?
Lets talk ladies
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No.4981
well first, I decide to be aroused. because I can just do that. I don't need anything to get me in the mood, I'm just suddenly in the mood because I say so. then I scream really loud until the pizza man busts down the door and says "you ordered some lovin?" and then I kick him out because fuck him! and then I eat some cereal while watching friends. also rachael is a bitch.
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No.4997
I feel like trash after masturbation, so I hate doing it.
I only do it in bed when I am sure everyone is asleep. Mattress off tho because I dont want them to smell.
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No.4999
I started masturbating when I was around 8 or so, is that normal?
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No.5004
>>4999
Yeah. Altho I can hardly classify any of that age as real masturbation. Just toying around with your body.
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No.5008
>>4997
>Mattress off tho because I dont want them to smell.
you take your mattress off the bed before you masturbate? like you literally lay on your bed frame to do it? kind of kinky actually..
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No.5013
>>5008
Whoops, my bad. I mean "sheets off"
My brain farted for a second there.
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No.5014
>>5013
Its fine, I enjoyed the moment of imagininlingly snailgirl masturbating on a bed frame.
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No.5019
>Masturbating in anything but your clothes
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No.5020
who /electic toothbrush/ here
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No.5022
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No.5046
>>4997
You just hate getting yourself wet for doing it right? If only it wets just a little and didn't go into orgasm mode. I know that feel.
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No.5050
>>5046
>>5046
Kind of. But when I get too wet, I also get nausea and cramps.
Its overall a yucky and messy experiencr if I go too far.
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No.5062
Fuck masturbation, what I want to know is what the pubic hair situation looks like for y'all. Bought an epilator recently, for both bagina and armpits, works well but you might as well shave it, effect is almost the same, the hair just needs longer to regrow. Yeah hurts but you get used to it. Did anyone try waxing? Lasering? Is there any way to permanently remove hair from your body with as small costs as possible?
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No.5066
>>5062
> Is there any way to permanently remove hair from your body with as small costs as possible?
>small costs
I am sorry but the only way I know are laser operations.
Over the course of many weeks and treatments, with laser operations you can remove hair, but that's the only permanent way I know of.
Remember to trim before going for it with the epilator, or else it's gonna hurt a lot. Specially on armpits. The first time I shaved my armpits, I didn't trimmed them before… And it burned for two days.
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No.5207
>>4981
>(Beta plz)
just having some fun, hope you laughed a little.
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No.5208
>>5062
beware lazer because I heard alot of people pay alot for that and it all grows back. I heard from others who did electrolisis (one little need zap per hair and very slow) and it was the real permanent solution but beware anyway for scammers.
some say they might as well pay for electrolisis than pay alot for lazer and get no results.
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No.5211
>>5208
Well, scammers are everywhere, there is no denying that.
The best option is going somewhere reputable.
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No.6318
I have the problem that when I masturbate vaginally with an object that's not a sextoy we're not all richfags ok at the end it's pretty bloody. Is this normal? Has anyone of you have this too? I mean I still have my v-card but this happens every time.
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No.6327
>>6318
Definitely not an expert but im not sure you should be bleeding vaginally after masturbation. What implement are you using, some objects may not seem rough enough but can create lesions.
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No.6347
>>6318
No. Thats not normal at al. Go to a doctor.
And stop using those items. Pleasw.
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No.6507
is it weird that I don't actually masturbate? I can't get myself to orgasm, and it's just hard to get aroused. I feel weird thinking about someone ik (irl or online) so it's usually fictional people/erotic shit i read but still
i'm too young (still with conservative parents) to afford/buy anything and i can't ever get off properly, is it just me or…? any tips??
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No.6510
>>6507
Female masturbation is a lot of work, and mostly taboo. So I don't blame you for not knowing, specially.with conservative parents. Note that most women are sexually frustrates for suh reasons. We just can't be, sadly.
Most women can't cum. Its basically a.myth for most. Others only do so in moments of extreme heat. Maybe you are just a dry one.
Do you have sexual desires or not? If not, then all cool. If yes, prepare to be frustrated for a long time. Trust me
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No.6554
>>5020
oh my favourite shitpost is saying something like, "why does it hurt/bleed so much when I brush my clit/put it in me"
never fails
>>5062
I'm sorta on-off if I shave then I get obsessive about it and shave in the shower for the closest cut but if I'm not trying to impress anyone I just let it all grow into a massive bush and just trim it every few weeks
>>6507
I can orgasm easy-ish like about fifteen minutes flicking the bean does it for me but I've never had vaginal orgasm from dildos, dicks, nothing
you sound like my first gf though there was nothing either of us could do to get her off and she was borderline asexual… so I really don't know if there's anything that can help sorry
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No.6559
I will not read any of your dirty secrets. Filthy girls. plsbinlondon
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No.6934
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No.6950
>>6934
I need Jesus inside of me.
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No.10547
>>4997
Use a towel underneath you yo
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No.10588
>>6507
Same. I guess it's just low sex drive.
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No.10831
>>4947
This is kinda weird, but the only time when I'm in the mood is when I have to pee really badly.
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No.10832
>there are people not only willing to use this, but actively want to
This worries me immensely.
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No.10834
>>10832
I assure you no one really uses that.
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No.10835
>>10834
Then why go to the trouble of making it in the first place?
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No.10856
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No.10887
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No.10889
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No.10892
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No.10910
>>10856
wtf I hate dragons now.
That looks painful as hell. What the hell. Even two fingers is too much for me.
That can't be healthy in the slightest.
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No.10929
>>10910
just fyi you're probably going to want to do stretching exercises for a couple weeks before you have sex otherwise it could be painful
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No.10937
>>10929
I know I do, and I try slowly.
But that giant humongous dildo won't stretch. it will freaking obliterate me. What the hell.
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No.10959
>>10937
trust me the best way to prepare for sex is to get a giant-ass dildo and suffer a vaginal apocalypse
after that no dick will hurt
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No.10986
>>10959
I like to keep my insides working, thank you very much.
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No.11010
I'll break your rule to help you all.
Wear socks.
Apparently something about the feet getting stimulated helps orgasm. Maybe it's because it's another area being stimulated so you aren't so focused on your erogenous zones that you can't come (like expecting a hiccup and stopping it). Maybe the feet are sensitive. Maybe it's bullshit and only applies for a few women or suggesting it makes it act like a placebo.
In any case, I hope it does work for you all.
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No.11028
>>10986
that's normie-tier vanilla stuff
you have redundant organs for a reason
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No.11031
>>10986
>>11028
Calm down size-queen. Most girls (especially a virgin if her flag is correct) should build up gradually over time to stretch the vagina. You don't do the splits on your first day of dancing, and you don't dead-lift 100lbs on your first day at the gym. Let the muscles gradually stretch over-time with bigger and bigger toys. I assume there is a point where you'll stretch so much that even if you stop, it will never go back to it's original tightness (hence why some girls say a well-endowed guy can "ruin" her for other men- though this can refer to his sexual performance in general).
IMO 2e3b20, once you get comfortable using 2 fingers, you can go up to 3 or handle a real dick on average (the average dick being 5 inches long and 2.5 inch circumference IIRC). It's OK for a guy to stretch you a little- but obviously if it hurts, do more foreplay or get stretched via fingering or a toy. And of course, penetration isn't the only way to orgasm. Playing with the labia and clit can make you reach orgasm even without penetration. Vibrators can also just be held against your vagina for pleasure. Some of the "strongest" orgasms allegedly come from a sybian- basically a giant vibrating saddle that you straddle that usually has no penetration, but has strong vibrations going from the inside of your thighs up to your cooch.
You don't need to learn to ride Smaug, just enough to enjoy the toys you have or the guy you're with. And if you want to work on bigger dragons- that's your call.
Of course with anal there is a risk you can stretch you ass to the point you need adult diapers when you're old, but that needs excessive anal sex & stretching to happen
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No.11046
>>11031
2.5 inches girth is tiny. average has to be double that
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No.11048
>>11046
Well, there's this.
>The average flaccid girth (or circumference, so the entire penis around), was 3.67 inches. That's about the same size as the thickest part of an electric toothbrush. The erect circumference got a bit of a boost, and was 4.59 inches around. For that one, you can picture the size of a tube of toothpaste.
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No.11049
I thought the average size was seven inches?
I think I have some apologies to make
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No.11052
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No.11053
>>11049
It isn't but it's the most desirable size for most females, so I guess that theres is nothing wrong with your assumption
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No.11054
>>11053
This is also true.
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No.11062
>>11058
Of course, that's just one of many anon. That one was from HuffPost, this one's from BuzzFeed (both trash, but still).
>small
We talking small as in the average frank, or small like schnitzel?
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No.11063
>>11062
Thanks, I never heard of that one from Buzzfeed.
And I mean average frank, but generally if a guys is in this situation he can make up for it in othe ways, or he can just use a water pump. Now someone with a tictac size…yeah just end your life.
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No.11072
>>11054
how tf do you measure your dick around
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No.11075
>>11072
Well, I mean I'm in that average a bit above in length on the BuzzFeed one, but a bit lacking on the HuffPost one, so I guess I'm good.
>>11063
Measuring tape or something like that.
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No.11078
>>11075
Why are Larping as a tranny then? lol
But yeah, you are good.
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No.11079
>>11078
Honestly didn't know that's what it meant. I just like cupcakes, yo. Though I honestly prefer pie.
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No.11087
Pretty informative. But men, let's keep it down now, alright?
The thread stated females only.
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No.11102
>>11087
Fair enough, just don't forget to pick you 7inch partner after this thread is gone.
Anyway, have fun with the whole masturbation thing, femanons, although….you should try some no fap from time to time.
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No.11122
>>11102
>you should try some no fap from time to time.
You can say the same to most guys.
Look at /a/.
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No.11139
>>11102
nofap is the worst meme
with my sex drive I'd just die
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No.11141
>>4947
>How do you get the pussy smell off your fingers?
Really hot water and soap. Turns out water that's hot enough to hurt is really effective in getting gross shit and accompanying smells off your hands.
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No.11142
>>11139
Intermittent abstinence should been what got popular. They took it too far.
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No.11143
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No.11144
File: 34767d43ae1b877⋯.png (Spoiler Image,450.84 KB,1907x2074,1907:2074,34767d43ae1b877e582709e01a….png)
>>11102
>>11142
No fap is unhealthy (people have been doing it for all of history, just that men were more vocal about it as part of crude humor of any era).
No/less porn might be better. Pic related, but as a warning it's borderline /pol/ ubermench 1800s men-only tier stuff (take it with a bucket of salt and just consider it applies only in excess).
And of course, what applies for guys won't apply for women. Though imagine it could still give an unrealistic ideal of what to expect from sex (Why can't I find a guy that's 7 inches? Why can't I cum that hard?) and thereby risk throwing away a good man because they expect the zenith of sex (or outright fake) or don't enjoy sex because they think they're getting less than they could.
Basically, if you do look up porn try to pick amateurs. Studios aren't going to hire Mr. & Ms. Average, but that's who you'll be sleeping with. On average. And if you expect the average and get better- isn't it better to be surprised? Of course, women are better at fantasizing then men. And there's nothing wrong with fantasizing about a 20 man gang-bang surrounded by the richest silk while you maturate. Like a femanon said RE: another femanon fantasizing about being groped- distinguish fantasy from reality, and enjoy both.
Anyway, as board owner said I'll leave you all in peace.
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No.11145
>>11144
men can get that thing where they fap so hard their dick stops responding to sex right?
pretty sure it doesn't happen to women
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No.11147
>>11145
Pretty much, yeah, It also helps with our testosterones levels, at least for a week or so.
>>11142
>>11144
I don't know about you, but my sex drive is off the chart and I'm doing fine after 7 months on nofap and no porn, honestly it's kinda weird to look at porn now a days.
Although it could be that nofap works better for men, sense we tend to have a more competitive approach and we tend have more commitment to certain things.
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No.11148
>>11147
>Pretty much, yeah, It also helps with our testosterones levels, at least for a week or so.
yeah that would be the only reason I stop masturbating five times a day
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No.11150
>>11148
>Pretty much, yeah, It also helps with our testosterones levels, at least for a week or so.
>yeah that would be the only reason I stop masturbating five times a day
…Why do you guys larp as girls?
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No.11151
>>11150
lol if you think that's a lot you should meet my friends
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No.11153
>>11151
That's not what I'm talking about, in my case I just don't fap at all.
But here is the thing, I was talking about testosterone and faping…things that are male related, so you are a guy, right? :v
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No.11154
>>11153
ohhh I get you
I was responding to the bit about losing dick sensitivity
if my bits stopped working because I was jilling off too often I'd stop is what I meant
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No.11155
>>11139
>>11142
>>11143
>>11144
I've tried completely stopping fapping for a month and had good results. Problem is you need the will power of a god to do it.
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No.11156
>>11155
Not really, you just need to keep your mind distracted throught the day, also, some physical exercise can help too.
The real major problem is actually porn, and how easy is for you to end up watching some degenerate shit on your computer or phone, besides, your diet can also fuck you up.
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No.11157
>ITT: nymphos vs placebo pushers
It's all about moderation, my people. Five times a day ain't good, but just sropping cold turkey isn't either.
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No.11158
>>11157
there's nothing wrong with five times a day I don't get how people can only do it once or twice
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No.11160
>>11158
I'm still wondering how you have the time (assuming you have work and a somewhat active social life). I barely have enough time for three to four, and I get pretty damn pent up if I miss a time.
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No.11163
>>11158
How is your partner (or exs) even capable of satisfyig you then?
>>11160
Sometimes it's good to be a man.
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No.11164
>>11163
What do you think I am?
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No.11165
>>11164
Oh, my bad, m8, thought you were a GRILL
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No.11166
>>11165
I think it'd be best if I just used the male flag under any circumstances.
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No.11172
>>11160
>assuming you have work
neet basically, can't actually work because basket case
>and a somewhat active social life
I have friends tho
friends I masturbate with
>>11163
if I had sex twice a day (morning and evening) I could deal with it esp if I diddled myself in the early afternoon
but so far nobody has kept up
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No.11173
>>11166
If you say so.
>>11172
Oh, so you are one of those people, I see, well good luck at fiding a suitable partner :D
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No.11175
>>11173
>one of those people
what does that mean?
and thanks
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No.11180
>>11175
Generally, women that tend to be "overly sexual" have horomonal problems (and are also fat), not to mention they tend to prefer to bem dominat. Basically they are not my type.
Anyway, good luck, femanon.
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No.11181
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No.11182
>>11180
I am not fat
the rest is me though
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No.11185
>>11182
>I am not fat
Yeah sure, girl.
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No.11192
>>11185
anorexic tbh, stopped having periods once because I was too thin
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No.11194
>>11192
Kek have you tried not being anorexic?
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No.11196
>>11192
Yep, like I said, hormonal problems, and not my type.
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No.11198
>>11157
Basically. I do it once every week unless I am under massive stress.
I will admit I would masturbate a lot more if porn wasn't male-dominated. It's so difficul to find anything good and not insulting, as feminist as this sound.
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No.11201
>>11198
You talking videos or books? Seen a lot of written smut for chicks, but of course I don't know if that's your cup of tea.
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No.11204
>>11201
At this point I am pretty desperate. The written smut I have found is usually really lacklustre and ruins my immersion. The best ones are so short. I once found a "choose-your-own-adventure" that was amazing, but it wasn't complete.
Videos and images are basically impossible to find tho.
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No.11208
>>11204
Women tend to watch hentai quite a lot too, not the rape/tentacles type, but normal vanilla romantic hentai, maybe this can work for you too.
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No.11215
>>11208
You can clearly tell which ones were made for males.
Most hentais use the male POV, not the female POV.
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No.11219
>>11215
Well duh, no shit, but there are some girly hentais out there, just try to do some quick google search about "romantic hentai" and I'm sure you will find some.
Anyway, have a nice fap, you degenerate cunt.
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No.11221
>>11219
>The "women fapping is degenerate" meme
I can bet one thousand dollars that you have masturbated triple the times I have in my whole life.
Who is the degenerate here?
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No.11222
>>11221
You :) cuz you are a wymyn.
Btw, I don't fap anymore, so I'm willing to bet the opposite.
Besides, how is this a meme?
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No.11225
>>11215
Semi-related, but are a lot of girls into imposing/menacing guys, like villains and stuff? Seen a lotta weird shit (girls with fucking Greivous of all people), and was surprised to find it came from a female source.
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No.11260
>>10856
This is just like in my hentais.
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No.11761
>>11031
Average dick is around 5.5" long and I think 4.5" circumference but it varies greatly and I think most white men are about 6-6.5" long
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No.11766
>>6507
>I can't get myself to orgasm, and it's just hard to get aroused.
Have you tried lube or cooking oil? Watching or doing something that genuinely interests you? Try to spend a day relaxing, not being lazy, but doing whatever you can to feel more than just good about yourself. And when you feel totally alone, and you feel like you aren't going to be bothered, safe, secure, and you start thinking about that person or thing that really gets you going just start going at it. Try going at it slow at first, then fast, or vice versa if you need, or a mixture of both. Don't masturbate if you don't feel up to it. Sometimes it can take a while, don't fret. Remember that there are clitoral orgasms and vaginal orgasms, one from outside and one from within. Find which is best for you. Find your g-spot if you haven't already (which, lol, come on). Respect your body femanon, it's the only one you've got and you're going to be with it for a long ass time. Get to know it as much as the back side of your hands.
>>11072
Try diameter times pi you ding dong, it's called circumference
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No.11840
>>11192
That's my fetish tbh.
Wish i could see your legs.
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No.11908
any of yall here wanna kik?
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No.11909
>>11908
This isn't /soc/ you faggot.
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No.15125
>>5050
>But when I get too wet, I also get nausea and cramps
This could be caused by dehydration. Two extra cups of water could help.
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No.15798
If it's hard to orgasm try the following:
wear socks
play with your nipples
watch porn
relax and breathe slowly
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No.15878
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No.15879
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No.15886
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No.15887
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No.15895
>>15887
why do they wear the masks
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No.15908
>>15895
a lot of loyalty for an unhired poster
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No.15912
Do any of you find your clits to be too sensitive? I can barely touch it directly but it's fine with a vibrator.
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No.15943
>>15912
It's normal honestly
Your fingers are like little suction cups and microscopically rough textured, it makes sense they feel awkward on your clit
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No.15958
>>15912
>I can barely touch it directly
What happens if it gets touched? レロレロレロレロレロレロレロレロレロレロレロレロ
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No.15970
>>15958
I squirm badly. It needs to be the softest touches.
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No.15973
>>15970
>I squirm badly
In pain?
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No.15974
>>15973
Sometimes the slightest if it's touched directly, it's mostly just uncomfortable.
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No.15975
>>15974
The point here being if what you feel is mostly pleasure, or pain, because if it's the latter, you might have a problem more serious than a virgin's touch.
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No.15976
I'm addicted to my magic wand. And rubbing coconut oil everywhere.
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No.15978
>>15975
Oh. I misread your original post. I thought you meant what happened if someone else touches it.
I handle it 100x better when I'm touching it. Direct touch in the centre is still a bit iffy though.
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No.15982
>>15978
That doesn't answer my question. Is it mostly pain you're in, or pleasure?
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No.15990
>>15982
Pleasure. It can just get really uncomfortable.
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No.15992
>>15990
Then it's just a virgin's touch. Nothing to get worried about. Be sure to let your other know of this, and don't be afraid to let him exploit it.
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No.16003
>>15992
What exactly do you mean by the virgins touch? Cause it's been years.
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No.16012
>>15978
It's normal, because obviously you aren't abusing a wand and you aren't a porn star. It calls for stimulating below or around when someone else is working you.
"Squirming" is the sign of over stimulation. Just tell them that squirming = overstimulation.
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No.16017
>>16003
You're sensitive, like a virgin, whether you're actually one, or not. That's all there is to explain it. Put it to good use.
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No.18007
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No.18008
>>11198
I actually have the opposite problem - porn has way too many women in it for me.
Honestly the best porn is male toy use (not dildos) / regular male masturbation.
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No.18009
>>11158
Theres something wrong with 5 times a day femanon
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No.18033
>>18008
You masturbate to anons masturbating?
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No.18299
Can someone give me some tips on how to start fingering myself or using vibrators? It usually hurts when I use them or finger myself
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No.18300
>>18299
You're not going too deep too quickly. Are you?
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No.18301
>>18299
Honestly fingering still feels weird to me, I just flick the little bean.
Also why isn't there decent female POV 3D SFM stuff that's not furry? Or decent female POV in general, and the few that are there are catering to Trannies living out their fetish of being a girl and keeping the tits in frame for some reason.
I DEMAND MORE
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No.18302
>>18301
>why isn't there decent female POV 3D SFM stuff
Because it's rare, as-is, and what comprises most of the audience is males, to begin with. Female-centred porn is very much discouraged, in favour of encouraging women to take part in them, instead.
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No.18303
>>18302
>>18301
chicks are more into erotica
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No.18327
reduce masturbating. it will help you get a faithful husbando
1]wake up and 6 am go to bed at 9pm
2]stop eating/drinking simple carbs (unless it is in fruit and other whole foods) and refined sugar sugar
3]reduce the amount of erotic shit in your life
4]start exercising
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No.18333
>>18327
>ending masturbation, will end most of your other problems in life
lol no, people who give this advice should be shamed for being useless, lying pieces of shit. The reason this is so popular is because people think that they don't have to do anything to improve their lives except this one little thing and their problems will magically be solved. Fixing your life takes hard work, willpower, and persistence, not one-size-fits-all quick fixes. Nofap is like Feng Shui for men and I don't even understand what you're doing shilling it on a board for chicks.
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No.18350
Why do so many women say that the female orgasm is the best, most if the posts in this thread makes it seem pretty meh.
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No.18351
>>18333
Great advice, fag.
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No.20371
I know of a very soothing massage you can do to yourself. From what I gather, though, it usually only works if you have a fairly low BMI. 20 and lower seems to work, but can't hurt to try regardless.
Be sure you've peed and done your business first, you want things reasonably empty in your lower abdominal area.
place the tips of your fingers flat against the flesh just above your pubic bone, below your belly button, roughly where is shown in this photo.
Rub gently while pressing in, continue until you work your way harder in, and experiment a bit with this next part but I find the best method for me is pushing in and down toward my pelvis, then easing a bit as I pull back up toward my navel, and repeat the motion like stroking the innards.
It takes some getting used to, but starts to feel very nice. If sexually aroused at the same time, it can be satisfying.
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No.20473
>>20371
It's a weird feeling, but not a bad one. It's… good, I guess. I think I'd do it every now and then, but not all the time. It's nice. Soothing is the right word for it.
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No.20525 
Im really new here and was wondering if there are any lesbians on here?
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No.20526
>>20525
I'm a week late with this reply but it's fair to assume that everyone here is bisexual at least.
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No.20527
>>20526
I would assume the majority is straight, but still disproportionately bi compared to the general population.
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No.20677
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No.20678
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No.20680
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No.20691
How the fuck you eve masturbate?
I tried for a good while, the most "simple" way for me is either humping a pillow or the bed, I don't think I even recognize the feel of an orgasm.
I tried with fingers, but there's only a burn feel or pain.
Often I feel extremely horny, but I don't know what to do with it.
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No.20692
>>20680
does she hump the horse upside down
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No.20697
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No.20699
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No.20728
>>11052
My last boyfriend hand the weirdest dick. When it was soft it was maybe an inch long, but once it got hard it was almost 6 inches. Girth was about the same as in that jpg.
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No.20731
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No.20772
>>4947
I am a vibrator queen, I like to sing into my dildo and pretend im Mariah Carey
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No.20782
>>11147
7 months? You're a beta cuck that fell for the anti reproduction depopulation propoganda.
Not masterbation turns sperm back into estrogen.
Nerd.
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No.20785
>>10832
>dragon dildos
that was code for me and my squeeze's friend-couple back in highschool for weed. buying some dragon dildos and using em at the apartment, etc.. also am boy. power to you ladies and your masturbation, but can you stop that scary screaming shit and dj scratching like the record isn't making noise? the squirting is wonderful, 10/10, the scream mask expressions and elbow grease? fuckno/10
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No.20786
>>20785
>>11766
huh.. i made this post so long ago lol. wtf is it still up?
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No.21055
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No.21057
this is so girly, why dont you trannies use it more?
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No.21058
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No.21067
currently jerking to this convo as a male
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