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Even in a dystopian wasteland with radiation everywhere you got to look good.
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No.49857
>>49300
>Fireberd
>some fatso in front of it
Like poetry.
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No.50009
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No.50027
>>50009
Oh my. Too much buckles though.
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No.50336
>>31818
If something isolates heat that well, it's going to be very hot. Absolutely awful for people in the middle east.
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No.50337
>>39271
What the fuck does this have to do with /cyber/punk? You look autistic and probably need a haircut.
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No.50338
>>43150
>techwear isn't cyberpunk
Techwear is very cyberpunk, obviously.
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No.50339
>>45181
>Listening to Rick Owens
His clothes look like shit and he looks like shit in them.
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No.50340
>>45725
Not cyberpunk but something a cyberpunk person would actually wear,
very cyberpunk and it helps that he's attractive,
not cyberpunk and the outfit looks almost as stupid as his beady eyes,
Michael Jackson dressed by Chris Angel,
would 1:1 be worn by an autistic kid in middle school.
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No.50341
>>49280
Lose weight. You can't infiltrate a megacorp if you have your own gravitational pull.
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No.50342
>>49300
w2c that god-tier shirt? Fatboy is an absolute chad.
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No.50345
Personally I think the ideal /cyber/ look is a mix of terrorwave and techwear.
So here's some terrorwave stuff.
https://imgur.com/gallery/rcFcf
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No.50354
>>49299
fat people shouldn't be allowed to live
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No.50372
>>49280
squat on my face daddy holy shit
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No.50414
>>49280
Send links to glasses pls
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No.50417
>>49299
If you are fat, you:
-Aren't using enough drugs
-Aren't well informed
-Isn't into plastic surgery
Which neither option is /cyber/, making you a shazbot
>>49300
>weird sunglasses
>jewfro
>shirt over themed t-shirt
>rhat t-shirt
>dick bulge
>sweatpants
>flip-flops
Fukken legend, 10/10
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No.50454
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No.50583
>>49280
>>49300
Same guy btw, lost over 100 pounds in 5 months. No clue why I didn't do it before, I blame sugar industry and a general lack of zest for life.
Delivering a few things since I checked back on this thread;
>>50341
Like 20 pounds or so away from my goal, practically delivered.
>>50372
Time and place, no guns no phones.
>>50414
https://www.amazon.com/Futuristic-Shield-Sunglasses-Monoblock-Cyclops/dp/B00MWZZYPW/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1528067422&sr=8-4&keywords=mono+sunglasses
Sunglasses
Included is also updates on the look. I'm trying to find a black hoodie or jacket that's long and industrial styled but all I can find is goth shit. I got some awesome black jeans and need something to go with them and brown coat doesn't mix : / it's a real bitch. Would appreciate any suggestions. Things with ribs or armor get extra points, and I've already scoured australia's Immoral, Amazon, and Plastik Wrap. Nothing good, except this but just barely. https://www.immoralfashion.com.au/men-s-black-military-trench-coat-25280.html
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No.50584
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No.50588
>>50584
Well, I can't wait to see this video again on CNN below the title 'Delusional Wannabe killed in swatting accident'.
Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking?
You don't look cool. You look like a child who put on his mom's clothes, and took a video twirling his dad's gun.
Grow the fuck up.
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No.50592
>>50588
I'm thinking that I taught myself revolver spinning with a revolver I own and I'm allowed to fling it around as I please. It's a display and practice of dexterity, sorry you were too poor to afford Metal Gear Solid.
Also I don't know what world you live in that flight suits are what moms wear.
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No.50593
>>50583
Man, it had been a while since anything posted on 8ch made me laugh. Anyway, congratulations for dropping that hundredweight, you look pretty good, clothing aside.
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No.50594
>>50593
I don't know about you but that coat makes the panties drop. Wish I had good pants to go with it, now I have to find a replacement because all the bottoms I have are black and if I wear blue jeans it just doesn't look right. Maybe slate.
It's really hard to find 'cyberpunk' clothing I'll tell you what. Might just learn how to sew, put some ribbed armor and patches of hex-patterned nylon on an old hoodie and call it a day, stretch out the hood or something.
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No.50595
>>50592
Oh, honey, that ain't nothin but a Forever 21 black plunging V jumpsuit!
We both know what kind of pistol you want to be playin with, you don't need to be coy about it.
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No.50596
>>50595
It's actually a Rothco navy blue flightsuit with the zipper down. You can find them in your local surplus or amazon.
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No.50602
>>33847
owch my sides lole
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No.50603
>>50583
You look ridiculous and an easy target for AI recognition.
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No.50612
>>20126
yeah because showing up as glowing on every camera definitely wouldnt get you any attention
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No.50617
>>50612
Well, at best they could search for 'glowing non-face', but you don't seem to understand how these systems work.
Typically, If the system doesn't recognize a face, then it's not entered into the database at all. There's no way to search the footage except for time, and then you cant track between cameras, because you can't say 'show me other clips with this face in it', which is how you follow someone through a database of different camera feeds.
At best, you could say 'Show me bright non-faces, if the system has been configured to recognize those and classify them, but even then, it only takes more than one person wearing a rig like that to make the camera facial recognition practically useless.
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No.50618
>>50596
JFC they're making fun of you.
They're making fun of you because you look like a fucking retard.
Now that you've got your body under control, fucking get some style.
Also, flashing guns makes you look insecure as fuck. I get that you used to be a fat fuck no one would ever talk to, but you need to quit behaving like one now and learn to act like a normal fucking person that might want to get laid someday.
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No.50624
>>20126
all you need to do is get a bunch of remote controls and tape them around your head.
or just some infrared LEDs
I'll make one for you if you'll give me serious money.
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No.50626
>>50618
You think I don't know that?
They, or possibly the same guy given Cyber is so damn slow, don't know what they're talking about. The jumpsuit and military jacket is textbook cool guy wear and you can go fuck yourself if you disagree.
I can see where it seems like I'm just 'flashing a gun' but revolver spinning is just a performance, one that I've worked for a few months to figure out how to implement with a heavier firearm. It's probably more exercise than you get in a week.
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No.50627
>>50626
It's 8chan, so they're being dicks, but I think these people are trying to give you good advice.
You're making the common autist mistake here. You think because something is cool in one context, then it's universal cool.
A flightsuit is cool if, say, you're a pilot. If you're not a pilot, it's an adult-sized one-sy.
Just like a samurai kimono is cool if you're a samurai, but if you're white, and you wear one to the mall, you look like a social retard. Because you'd have to be socially retarded to think that's cool out of the narrow context where it may have been.
The gun twirling is exactly the same as autistic nerds showing me their ninja skills.
Ever have someone pull out their (no, really, it's authentic!) japanese sword, and show you how to draw it 'correctly', and how to 'make a proper cut'?
Same thing. EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING.
It's a 'skill' that may have been cool, say, if you were actually a samurai in ancient Japan, but as person living in 2018, it makes no sense, and makes it obvious that you don't know how to socialize, and exist, in 2018, so you hide behind things you imagine are arguably cool from outside that context.
At the end of the day, you're an adult wearing your pilot costume, playing cowboy, in front of a mirror.
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No.50902
>>50627
I think you misunderstand, I do this shit for fun, like most people on this board because real life isn't cyberpunk2020. All of this is dress-up, all of this is fooling around.
The revolver spinning specifically was me being a mall ninja, I'll concede, but isn't that what revolver spinning is all about? There's no real 'tactical' purpose to being able to do that.
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No.50904
>>50902
neck yourself ironyfag
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No.50905
sick reddit spacing on this thread by the way, what the fuck happened to this board and why are there a bunch of shazbots all over the place?
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No.50917
>>50902
You say …
>I think you misunderstand
> All of this is dress-up
He says …
>you're an adult wearing your pilot costume, playing cowboy, in front of a mirror.
I think he understands entirely. You need to grow up, and stop playing dress-up. This isn't Halloween, and your gun tricks make you look insecure and socially retarded.
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No.51323
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No.51331
>>50905
the fuck are you talking about?
>what the fuck happened to this board
a bunch of people whining instead of discussing is what.
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No.51340
>>7575
>wasteland
>radiation everywhere
This isn't fallout, shazbot.
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No.51345
>>51340
>/cyber/ - Cyberpunk & Science Fiction★
>A board dedicated to all things cyberpunk (and all other futuristic science fiction)
>and all other futuristic science fiction
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No.51353
>>51340
To be fair, he could be describing Max Headroom.
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No.51379
>>51345
I dunno, does "post-apocalyptic" always equal sci-fi?
I mean, Fallout is plenty sci-fi, but post-apocalyptic movies and games frequently play in modern times.
In general though, this thread is bullshit.
"POST CLOTHES MADE FOR MUH SUPERCOOL APOCALYPSE"
"DURR, IS DIS CYBUR YOU GUYS"
"IS GOOD FOR ESPIONAGE"
Get real, shazbots. It's function over form or gtfo.
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No.51382
>>51379
>"POST CLOTHES MADE FOR MUH SUPERCOOL APOCALYPSE"
>"DURR, IS DIS CYBUR YOU GUYS"
>"IS GOOD FOR ESPIONAGE"
You get that almost everything posted here is people in Halloween/clubbing stuff, right? Like, no one fucking dresses like this, or would dress like this, to sit at home and watch Netflix.
I keep seeing people bitch and complain about everything posted, because 'No one would wear that to Burger King'. Well, no one is fucking planning to wear it on a Sunday morning you fucking retards. It's for theme night at the club, or Halloween!
>Get real, shazbots. It's function over form or gtfo.
It's fashion over function, because they're not sitting at home, getting fat, posting between furious bouts of masturbation and WoW. Some people throw parties and leave their fucking basements, faggot.
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No.51391
>>7607
>tfw wearing a cheap polo and some baggy jeans right now
black stretch fit jeans are /cyber/ but these aren't really
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No.51394
>>51391
>Only ever wear Dry-on-the-fly cargo and T-shirt.
>Post pics from Halloween party.
>Idiots online think I dress that way all year.
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No.51401
Here's some shit I have coming to me pretty soonish.
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No.51452
>>51382
>It's fashion over function, because that gets me more retweets
Fixed that for you, kid.
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No.51453
>>51382
>you only wear techwear when you're a neckbeard sitting at home
I'm sure most joggers, trailrunners, hikers and huntsmen would disagree.
>>51452 sounds pretty accurate. Enjoy your facebook likes, shazbot.
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No.56920
>>49300
Take it easy there, Michael Knight.
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No.57334
>>26931
what the actual fuck
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