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“Your existence is a momentary lapse of reason.”

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 No.41263 [View All]

This board is mostly bickering about what or isn't cyber and what to post or what not to post

Shut the fuck up lets talk about some cyber feels.

>sitting on a rooftop above a crowded city late at night watching millions of lives unfold in miniature beneath you

>exchanging less-than-legal information with anonymous citizens on a darknet forum

>hacking a personal account/network and getting a distant view of a stranger

>navigating a crowd of hundreds of people, and yet feeling alone in their midsts

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 No.57822

>>57810

Nice, looks comfy as fuck

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 No.57824

There used to be a great bar in my city. Quiet on weeknights, loud on the weekends. Crazy good Japanese food at rock bottom prices to entice you to buy more beer. Fitted out in scavenged panelling and cracking vinyl from the 90's, except for the two back walls which were one huge projector screen. They'd play chilled out beats over scenes from Akira interspersed with old movies and speedrun videos. You could order drinks and huddle up at a table with a pirated book on your phone for hours as long as you were buying drinks or food. It was every "hip-hop beats to study/relax to" fantasy you've every had. It was down an alley, for fuck's sake!

Some billionaire bought the building and doubled the rent overnight, so they closed. There's a hotel there now. Nothing more cyberpunk than that.

(The owners have a sick jazz and izakaya bar up north now. It rocks, and they're doing well.)

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 No.57825

>>57819

Well, you know how it is with IRC. There's some regulars in most channels, larger ones have a good amount of people coming and going.

I'm pretty much a shut-in, do have a few peeps I meet up with. Mostly for drinks though, conversations with them tire me. Typical "I don't have anything to hide" people, happily being bullied by govs.

I understand not being able to do something about shit like that, but they don't even realize they're slowly being turned into cattle.

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 No.57828

File: 484e45c3436753b⋯.jpeg (47.87 KB,768x960,4:5,received_1740601109428143.jpeg)

>Current year

>riots going on over sociopolitical bullshit that just pisses me off

>people have conveniently forgot about the viral pandemic we were all being mandated by government to stay inside for because one cop killed one criminal who happened to be black and people want to loot and burn shit "for justice"

>Watching the madness unfold online as stupid people do stupid shit, and people continually engage in apologetics

>I just think it's shitty to harm innocent people in general, whether physically or financially

>Find out over 1000 people showed up for a "protest" in my city

>We don't even have a police brutality problem, instances of it are rare enough that it isn't even worth mentioning, hell we barely even have race problems

>Roll a joint for myself and one for the missus

>fit mask over my mouth and nose to go to the corner store for soda and munchies

>Lock the door and hit the elevator button

>Get into the shitty elevator

>Someone got stuck in here last week for an hour and a half, corporate still hasn't given the new landlord the funds for a new elevator

>The company that owns this building probably spends more on repairing the elevators after they malfunction or break down every few days than they would to just replace the fucking things

>Tiles are smashed off near the door, there's a hole in the elevator's floor the size of a silver dollar

>Better not drop my fucking keys or I'm SOL

>double check facemask, leave building

>use my phone to check several restuarants in the area to see who's still open this late during a pandemic

>Get my soda and chips and head home, the ache in my shoulder subsiding as the pot begins to kick in

>text the missus my order for food

>It's ordered before I'm even home

>there was an option to have food under a certain weight delivered by drone

>Half an hour later we have our food delivered to us

>Stoned off our asses eating food that's a weird mix of american, middle eastern, and french, while watching livestreams of people poking fun at the stupidity of the rioters.

>Contemplating purchasing a cheap firearm

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 No.57829

>>57825

Ownership of one's information is everything.

I've honestly never used IRC, probably due to the fact I'm quite a bit younger than most people who do. I am speaking from ignorance here, but I assume those who used IRC back in the 90's/00's around its peak are still riding that wave out of nostalgia and familiarity. You fit in that camp?

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 No.57830

>>57825

>>57829

IRC has one big issue: Anonymity.

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 No.57840

File: e04ced322980292⋯.png (1.72 MB,2500x1486,1250:743,1549300989463.png)

I like reading through this thread again every once in a while. It's just very comfy, sitiing in my chair, scrolling with some nice music in the background, trying to imagine what every anonymous person that replied here is doing now. I wonder if the people 4 years back, the first to reply and create this thread are still here, lurking in the shadows, or if they have moved on. I dunno if this qualifies as cyber feel.

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 No.57841

>>57828

>>Contemplating purchasing a cheap firearm

nice. what are you thinking of?

I know a revolver has it's limitations but the ruger LCR can be pretty 水 in my opinion. If you can replace the stock grips with translucent amber ones. I know there was someone who did that and it looked nice.

also with a laser attachment too: https://shopruger.com/Ruger-LCR-LaserMax-Laser/productinfo/12979/

I'd say a pocket sized six shooter in .327 is not too bad.

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 No.57844

>>57841

I've been looking at a few revolvers. Gun laws here in Canada are some ridiculous shit and some of them are up in the air because of the shazbot in charge right now drafting legislation on stuff he knows nothing about.

SLavshit rifles tend to be a little cheaper though, SKSes and such are 200-400 dollars. I'm not terribly concerned with what I get for my first firearm so long as I find it comfortable to use.

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 No.57852

>>57840

i feel the same way about a few boards, more pure melancholy than anything.

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 No.57856

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>>57828

Well, this happened yesterday.

>log in in the morning

>Missus wants me to come for a brief grocery shop with her because she's putting together gift bags for an online gift exchange based around cannabis products

>people have given us some pretty good stuff so I'm all for it

>she's meeting a friend of hers afterward for lunch at a sports bar nearby

>Get dressed, expecting nothing special today

>Leave cellphone plugged into the computer to charge

>We get into the deathtrap of an elevator

>the opposite of the one that had broken down last week

>Elevator hits 1

>fan cuts out

>door won't open

>light is on but none of the buttons are functioning

>except for the alarm

>ring it a couple of times

>nothing happens

>call the office

>supers are not in, but backup supers two buildings over are in and on their way over once they know the situation

>Another resident heard the alarm and is now outside of the elevator letting us know that the backup supers have arrived

>backup landlords call the elevator repair company

>apparently they'll be about 40 minutes

>fucking great

>Girlfriend is starting to panic because it's hot as fuck in the elevator

>she spends time texting her friend about what's going on and otherwise fucking around on the internet to distract herself

>I meditate

>an hour later the repair techs haven't arrived

>Girlfriend's asthma is acting up

>she's starting to get panicky

>I lay down on the tile floor to stay schwayer, continue to meditate

>notify people outside that it's getting really hot in there and she's running short of breath and getting a headache

>leave out that I already have a huge headache and am short of breath as well as sweating like a jew in court

>they call an ambulance and the fire department

>after another fucking hour they manage to open the doors

>we were halfway between the first and second floor and the brake had engaged on the elevator for no apparent reason

>Have to get helped out by firefighters

>EMTs are checking me over briefly while firefighters help girlfriend out

>talking with backup landlords about the situation on the way downstairs

>They've been hearing from the last landlords we had about how corporate doesn't think it's neccessary to replace the elevators that break down all the fucking time

>EMTs have the missus run through a battery of tests to check her vitals for any problems

>just increased blood pressure, no big deal

>Have to sign an e-screen AMA(Against Medical Advice) to say that I'll keep an eye on her for the next couple of hours and check on her blood pressure and headache because she's refusing to go to the hospital

>fucking lol, OK then.

>Turns out that the backup supers had all the tools to open the elevator within 20 minutes, but because of all the corporate bullshit they weren't allowed to and could have lost their jobs if they had done it

>have brief chat with nice old former hippie resident who was outside the elevator talking to us from time to time

>decide fuck shopping let's go eat

>restaurant only has patio open because coronavirus protocols and shit

>sit down, have beer, girlfriend's friend arrives

>Nice girl, chat a bit about stuff going on and how crazy the morning has been

>talk about politics and how libertarian ideals are probably the only way to save the western world right now

>end up going shopping later anyways

>Go home, get back into deathtrap elevator

>smoke several bowls and contemplate tracking down corporate HQ to find the dumb fuck in charge of allocating funds to our building so I can slap him around and lock him in a hot elevator for two hours

>mfw I realize that dystopia arises from beaurocracy

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 No.57859

>>52911

>>53059

>>55614

Hope you all and everyone else in this thread are doing ok now. Cyberfeels to you guys and know you aren't alone

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 No.57860

>>57824

Sounds sweet

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 No.57861

>>57840

I Feel the same way anon.

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 No.57867

>>57856

>>mfw I realize that dystopia arises from beaurocracy

Very well put

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 No.57870

>>50467

This post made me incredibly happy and sad at the same time somehow. Happy because I was daydreaming how I was a part of this early tech-culture. Sad, because I am not, and todays equivalents, if there are any, are few and far between.

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 No.57872

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>>57870

In time, this board might end up the same way.

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 No.57919

>>57870

I remember how amazing it was to me when I was a young kid to have this crazy box of boards and wires sitting in front of me with a screen that I had to type commands into and would get games or doodling programs or word processing programs going…this was back in the early 90s when computers were really starting to become a ubiquitous part of peoples' homes. I used to play Arkanoid and Escape from Castle Wolfenstein on the one at home, and it's just nuts to think about how far technology has come from there. Every now and again I see a new gadget or think about some of the stuff we have now like smartphones and tablets and can't help but remark "This is fucking crazy. 25 years ago when I was a kid this stuff was unthinkable as anything other than science fiction fantasy, and now it's a thing, not just a thing but a common thing. It's AMAZING." and nobody else seems to really appreciate how huge of a thing that is.

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 No.58031

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>>57841

>If you can replace the stock grips with translucent amber ones. I know there was someone who did that and it looked nice.

hard to find them since the guy who made it for himself seems to have dropped off the face of the earth

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 No.58091

>>58031

Protip: Take the stock grip off, make a mold of it with silicone, and pour some Alumilite resin to make your own goddamn grips.

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 No.58125

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 No.58150

>>58125

You called me both based and a corpcuck. You really are a massive fucking shazbot aren't you, chummer?

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 No.58367

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>>57840

Same. I'm reading through this thread (and generally the board) for the 1st time since like half a year and was kinda sad that no one seemed to reply anymore. This board was never very active to begin with, but it just feels dead at this point. We're living in a time were the term cyberpunk is associated with a failed, hyped up, and shitty open world game. This used to be my goto place when I was bored and I'm sad to see it slowly fading into an endless void of irrelevancy.

>>57872

I guess we have reached this point, or at least are slowly approaching it. It's kinda sad, but what is more /cyber/ than browsing a dead /cyber/ board and feeling somewhat of a connection to the anons in this thread, amirite?

See you in the shadows, chummers. I'll go and replay Deus Ex for the 30th time and drown myself in melancholy of past times.

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 No.58375

>>58367

>What's more /cyber/ than browsing a dead /cyber/ board.

This. I unironically got into this board less than a year ago and I'm browsing it regularly even though there are only weekly changes.

The board is alive, but the old users went away. Where? Maybe they adapted to the new world and enjoy their SpIphone or they just happened to quit imageboards alltogether because they are such a toxic environment.

For me who just got into privacy related stuff just recently and is still about learning IT-stuff this really is gold. Since I've been browsing this page and the linked pages, I've learned a shit ton of things, so the page still has to offer something, even for new users.

The main problem is probably that most /cyber/ punks don't want to visit a website that is so politically incorrect as 8kun. Like most /cyber/ punks aren't racists or don't want to coexist with them on boards like these, while others don't give a fuck.

Anyways, as long as there are more or less frequent users, I'll come here.

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 No.58384

>blacked out windows

>crystal castles playing in headphones

your getting pissed off trying to fix your shitty python scripts

>2 am

>only illuminated by street lights

>listening to police scanner

>hoodie up

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 No.58387

>>58375

>The main problem is probably that most /cyber/ punks don't want to visit a website that is so politically incorrect as 8kun

That's pretty hilarious

>call yourself punk

>"8kun is too scary and un-pc"

I'm pretty sure it's just a general 8chan thing though. Traffic has decreased immensely since the site first died, most traffic here is being driven by Q boomer ilk.

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 No.58389

>>58387

>most traffic here is being driven by Q boomer ilk.

Hey, ya gotta hand it to president trump, staging a fake coup, using holographic technology, and having loyal spec-ops warriors on your side to keep biharris and their ilk locked up at gitmo while you secretly govern was a pretty genius move.

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 No.58391

>>58387

Qtards, Tarrant, that one shooting in August 2019, Hotwheels and Jim Watkins are the ones that killed 8chan. Prove me wrong.

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 No.58393

>>58391

I can't, that sounds about right.

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 No.58394

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 No.58396

File: d9414b3bfdd9e49⋯.jpg (162.97 KB,765x1200,51:80,55f36e7699a8558c1bfae5cf18….jpg)

>Spend an evening high as balls designing the paintjob I wanted to put onto a bulletproof vest I'm looking at buying after I ALMOST took a bullet while on a ride through a bad neighborhood

>Delve into the meaning of different colors in the culture I come from

>Take a break to watch some illegally downloaded films with the missus so that we can laugh at how dumb they are.

>finally finish, curl up in bed to sleep

>log in early, still high

>finish and save design for future reference

>Missus goes to work

>Fall back asleep, log in four hours later, still fucking high

Shit.

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 No.58419

File: c1b1051a5ad666a⋯.jpeg (97.98 KB,640x480,4:3,meanmachine.jpeg)

The warm glow of the phosphor burns your eyes, as the rhythmic echo of the keyboard rings in your ears. Day and night blend into one, and time stands still.

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 No.58465

File: 9a201c5815d62d0⋯.jpg (33.13 KB,400x311,400:311,soundwaves_Weapon.jpg)

My day feels pretty /cyber/ to me.

>Toss and turn, finally fall asleep around 5AM listening to binaural beats

>log in at 8AM to go to shitty kitchen job at a small restaurant/bar in the downtown core in one of the oldest buildings in the city.

>Bring a couple of packets of dissolvable migraine medication for my chronic migraines because it's going to rain and I still don't have approval for the electrostim implant that would help prevent my chronic migraines

>Bring a spliff too just in case

>stuff remnants of last night's supper in my mouth on the way out the door

>enter deathtrap of an elevator and watch shitty steel grid panels shaking themselves halfway out of place on the way down

>grab an energy drink from the machine downstairs

>Catch the bus to my job

>Realize I forgot a lighter for my doob.

>get to work early enough that I can pick one up as well as a shitty tasting energy bar from the convenience store

>Iranian owner shouts angrily into a bluetooth earpiece, stopping only to smile at me and hand me my change, wishing me a good day

>Informed that everyone expects things to be slow because of the weather since it's patio service only due to the latest set of arbitrary pandemic guidelines

>stuff half of the energy bar into my mouth, washing it down with cold water

>shoving dishes through the machine, bringing in deliveries, other bitchwork

>blasting old glamrock and hiphop music

>take a break to dissolve a packet of migraine medication in some water and gulp it down

>informed that the sky has opened up and we will be shutting down early

>suits me fine my back is aching and my head is pounding

>catch bus home

>watching the rain and listening to darkwave and classic goth music

>come home, smoke doob, finish shitty energy bar, post on indonesian basket weaving forum while I watch people with anime avatars play vidya.

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 No.58466

>>58465

Vibes.

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 No.58468

>>58465

It always surprises me how /cyber/ 2021 is so far

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 No.58472

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>>58468

It's fucking weird, man. We're 3D printing firearms, starting to 3D print replacement organs based off of synthesized DNA which is itself based off of regular human DNA.

Vaccines for the latest pandemic have weird political shit attached to them and keep getting recalled because they kill like 1 in 1000 people that take them, and some of those vaccines use experimental technology that bypasses our natural bodily processes to speed up our immune response.

Telling the truth has become something that gets a person punished as far-left authoritarianism has taken hold of society, though it is encouraging to see some politicians and government officials banning things like critical race theory that don't allow discussion of opposing ideas.

Corporations have made it so abundantly clear that they don't give a shit about anything that isn't profit, but still jump onto every activist cause to pander for more brouzouf, surprising nobody who's paid attention for the last decade or more.

Subcultures that were built on anti-authoritarianism(punk, goth, psychobilly, industrial, metal) have become rigidly authoritarian and it's been ripping them apart internally as people try to use cancel culture to go after bands and publications that don't tow the politically correct opinions and lines.

We have several companies that create mechanical limb replacements that are approaching the capabilities of and in some ways even surpassing the capabilities of natural human limbs thanks to microcontrollers and limited AI.

Job markets have crashed everywhere as a result of the Chinese Coof, or more accurately government response to the coof, and semi-mysterious and largely unaccountable groups like The World Economic Forum seem deadset on convincing every government that the answer to this is not revitalizing the jobs industry but forcing authoritarian socialism onto everyone, and most politicians seem to be agreeing with or at least working with them.

We live in a fucking weird time.

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 No.58582

great, the latest update broke the site even more and now I cant even have a look at the pictures anymore. but I guess a dying, breaking site is even more cyberpunk, no?

anyways, I though I check back on this place after probably a year. i guess only a handful of people still regularly check in, I mean there are new threads and replies. whats more /cyber/ than frequenting a dying imageboard?

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 No.58584

>>41263

>Working in my PC repair shop during the winter, its cold, but I am warm. The shop is heated by 2000 W space heater that has a hash right high enough to keep me warm. If I owned the thing I would probably lose brouzouf, but I don't have to pay the fixed expenses, because I am building and selling them.

>A homeless looking man in a trench coat, dressed like a 90s cyberpunk knocks on the door. He asks if have batteries available for various ancient bits of hardware he has some how collected - Old Cell Phones, a PDA , an old laptop.

>I laugh internally thinking how unlikely it would be to source any battery's and tell him I can't get them.

>He pulls out a working PDA, records something, and asks me for the wifi password to the shops wifi.

>I give it to him because the AP has client isolation anyway.

>I ask the man if he has ever heard of cyberpunk. He hasn't. He asks what it is.

>He disappears into the night, and no ransomware is deployed or my network.

I still can't tell if he was a cyberpunk or not, since not knowing what cyberpunk is what identifies someone as a poster here.

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 No.58588

>>58472

>vaccines kill one from thousand

Look for Nicole Sirotek at youtube, you'll see what is really happening.

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 No.58643

beep boop I'm still here. Been just another while

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 No.58660

>in a mental health ward for hopping the fence at Stonehenge

>using Tor to bypass WiFi restrictions and access blocked altchans

>listening to techno for the last couple of weeks while reading about cybergoth culture on Ccru

>using brainwave entrainment technology and two mind machines as "synthetic drugs" because no access to organic ones

>video calling with my family and friends

I don't know about y'all but I find touchscreens and video calling very /cyber/, it's one step away from holograms

There was an anarchist here until they hauled him away to a higher security place for being too obnoxious and loud. He had lived in Mexico and Ireland and got picked up in Taiwan for trying to go off-grid in a forest.

Then there's the Chinese guy who tries to ask

"Can I help you?"

Then

"What's your story?"

Then

"Are you the agent?"

(???)

I asked him whether he likes techno and he said "techno? sorry I dont speak English too well" and then he muttered something under his breath about the Fuhrer. Then I asked him what his story is but he just said "my story? I just want to get rid of the CGP".

I don't know if he meant to say CCP or something. He seems pretty high level but I just wish he was happy.

Anyway here's the most /cyber/ image I know.

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 No.58665

>>55665

Reporting back in. I'm this guy.

>get opportunity to go DevOps cloud engineer whatever-the-fuck-the-current-buzzword-is

>actually worked for it, company doesn't usually do GNU/Linux shit and needed an admin

>boss remembers I worked admin during my student days

Whole different story, will share after this one.

>improvise a small network of embedded systems using mobile routers, RasPis and Arduinos

>everyone's happy, boss impressed

>take the opportunity, get a raise

>project is run by shitheads

>understaffed, underfunded, colleagues basically make do with what little they got

>atmosphere, if stressed, is great

>soon realize that I'm the only one on the project who knows what's going on in our AWS infrastructure

>onboarding sucked, need to spend DAYS waiting for credentials that should've been handed over

>6 months later

>I'm now the only person who remotely understands our IaC

>I'm also the only one with full access to the infrastructure, including client staff

>client continues to be a shithead

>start making small changes here and there

>whenever I optimize something, I leave a "gift"

>easter eggs or user accounts that happen to have more rights than needed

>I also happen to have the private keys, no SSH login, but goes without saying

>another 3 months

>I could now nuke the entire customer company by just firing up expensive instances en gros and leaving them running for one hour

>nobody sees it fit to pay extra for access logging

>backdoors everywhere

>develop god complex

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 No.58666

>>58665

*no password login

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 No.58667

>>58665

Story from admin time as promised.

>poor as fuck

>look for student job

>web admin for CS faculty

>sure.jpg

>get shown my workplace

>what the fuck

>"server room" is a cluster of decommissioned towers

>wild cable spaghet of a few CRT monitors, keyboards and KVM switches

>cramped as shit

>no chairs

>no fucking chairs

>IKEA shelves holding the hardware

>fucking cold

>more frequently than not, SSH just doesn't work for whatever reason

>going to work means grabbing a fleece jacket, standing in front of the shelf, craning my neck to look at the monitor and kinda squeezing my arms in there to reach the keyboard

>actually bring a flask with cheap honey liquor or homebrewed mead from time to time

I don't miss it.

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 No.58668

>>55665

>>55666

I read these posts and realized this was from 2019. I don't think anyone could have seen coming that shit was gonna get much worse. Man.

I think I'll have a drink tonight to the destruction of our freedoms. God bless this planet.

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 No.58675

>>58668

As the shazbot who posted that stuff, I'll drink with you, chummer.

Closest thing we can do, though, is probably tell each other what we're drinking. I'm gonna go for some whiskey. On the cheaper side, low budget booze kinda gives me the vibes from when this thread was magical.

I still read it top-to-bottom when I need to calm down. It radiates serene fantasies with some bitterness and glamor sprinkled over it.

This board's unique and it needs to return.

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 No.58676

>>58675

I had a whiskey and coke. Nothing too fancy, just ordinary Jameson. Still good.

Cheers, to the destruction of life as we knew it.

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 No.58677

>>58676

Went with Tully. Jameson is pretty good. Amazing for mixing as well. Nice taste anon.

In all seriousness, fuck that. I'm getting married to another software dev and had a heart-to-heart a long time ago. We agreed that if we're going to jail for fighting the bullshit going on, then so be it. No regrets.

Might be too late, but the harder the bastards have to work for it, the better.

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 No.58781

Well, here's mine.

>live in post-soviet shithole

>drop out of uni because of the fucking corrupt administration an professors demanding a bribe for an exam entrance permission(what the actual fuck)

>sitting in my room for weeks, going out only to get more smokes and beer

>one day meet up with a friend from uni just to borrow some hardware

>stopping by some grocery store to get a new pack of Reds and 4 cans of Bud

>get back home avoiding surveillance cameras, passing by a cop car with two officers inside actually checking some of them for whatever reason

>double-check the curtains and the door, nobody came inside my room when i was away

>log in around 5pm, woke up at 1pm

>check whether my torrents are being downloaded by someone at all

>check stats

>realize i hit 2TB seeding milestone

>feelsgood.jpg

>crack a beer for that reason

>pour it down my throat while logging into some small BBS I found while randomly surfing the web

>no new posts in a week, this board is slow as fuck

>close the connection, getting back to my pentesting courses I was scrapping the brouzouf for half a year

>let the VLC play whatever I have on my external hard drive, a strange mix of some breakcore, post-soviet garage punk and eminem for whatever fucking reason

>hear my dipole antenna is picking something on airport control tower frequency from SDRSharp running 24/7

>–905, change your course to 070

>nothing much, just another regular internal flight

>sit in drunken stupor for a while, notice that three cans are already gone

>start contemplating my life choices as I get fully dwelled in my studies

>didn't even notice how the night came

Maybe not as /cyber/, but I guess somehow relatable.

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 No.58887

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>>58660

Forgot image

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