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Shit thread to be honest. The last isn't at bump limit.

>chris chan on dr phil

That'd be quite the finale.

>>785430

The reason Chris won’t go on Dr. Phil is because even though he’s retarded he still recognizes that Dr. Phil is pretty no nonsense when it comes to coddling toxic behavior. Chris wouldn’t be able to get three words in before Dr. Phil shut him down. Chris by the end of the episode wouldn’t be able to do anything more than let off stress sighs and the only reason he wouldn’t walk off set is because he might not get paid.

However I believe that if Chris goes on the show they should talk to Barb also because that would be even better.

this is all hypothetical though since Dr. Phil probably isn’t trying to get Chris on his show to begin with unless the foxdicks are trying to do this since the lady who is on Dr. Phil today and tomorrow afternoon has a thread on the farms

>>785690

Of course, that small amount of sanity is liable to promptly be shoved aside if Chris can be convinced it'll get him more pity money for his autistic past-times or if it can get him closer to making the merge real. Having the world's most autistic man talk about Sonichu on national television with Dr Phil would be the event of the century I tell you what.

>Some fags on Twitter are trying to convince Chris to consider going on the Dr. Phil show

That would be kino

>>785754

>Any scars

<Yes; physical, emotional and mental

>What do you like about yourself?

<my self awareness and mental lucidity

Wew

Would I be wrong in assuming the merge could be Barbs exp date? Could be his coping mechanism. He's never dealt with real loss before. So what will he believes gonna happen when she dies?

>mommy's ded world must be over

This really bothers me. I assume when she dies he's prolly gonna an hero.

>>785930

He’s dealt with loss. His dad died and afterwards he went dark for one of the longest periods since he was first discovered. Supposedly the inner circle broke up due to a recorded conversation of Chris talking to Kim Wilson and crying like a little bitch about his life and the loss of his father. The guilt felt by the PVCC was enough to make everyone quit fucking with Chris except for Marvin.

>>785930

The merge was just some horseshit the Idea Guys/Troon Squad put in his head for kicks and Chris never realized they were fucking with him and still believes it's all real.

>>785734

Did he just answer every question? His account is locked, he had to have gotten little-to-no response.

I'm watching a video made by this "Dr. Wolf" and I am curious as to if he knows Chris Chan believes he is an actual Psychologist. This is second-rate animation but not at all autistic. It seems like an honest effort.

I was under the impression that Dr. Wolf is a weird friend of Chris, along with these other weirdos he's made OC-shit out of. Am I wrong?

>>786071

Nah, people were still doing stuff, it just wasn't public

>>786831

Dr. Wolf was one of the bronies who’s blocked him so I doubt he’s seen the new Chris video posted here, let alone any of the batshit tweets.

>>787066

Citation needed Hirtes.

>>788662

The old guard left but there was new guard on the cwcki forums doing shit. Josh put an end to it because he felt sorry for Chris.

>>785715

Furries are still butt hurt about dr Phil calling being Otherkin a mental illness.

>>785734

That's some good stuff. Good thing account lockup happened, we will probably get better shit later if he thinks trolls can't see his posts now.

>>783751

Yes one thing I have repeatedly tried to make clear here on /cow/, especially to non-american users. The US mental healthcare system is a horrid. And in the southeast its even far fucking worse. Chris isnt "slipping thru the cracks", hes waltzing thru canyons.

>>784738

Dammit that would have been golden. Maybe a different show (possibly radio? internet?) would be more appealing to chris

>>786015

God that is sad. I miss old snorlax barb. spooky skeleton barb is just sad.

>>785754

>least favorite subject: geography

A certain fictional eastern european nation may have spurned this

>>785763

>Internet Bugbear Bullies

what did he mean by this??

>>785930

I think this is very astute, and i think youre onto something here for sure. It could also be a rejection of his freedom being taken. The court date lining up with the merge is oddly telling.

sorry for doublepost

>>789182

>The court date lining up with the merge is oddly telling.

Which court date? I don't recall them lining up with anything from the merge. Plus he's not losing any freedom - debt or criminal case, it's all just a mild inconvenience to him.

>>789451

He still has periodic court appearances to prove he’s sticking with his outpatient treatment. I think his freedom is contingent upon it from the last court case.

>>789496

True. But it's just an hour out of his way per month instead of the jail sentence he should've gotten. Damn good deal, especially for how ineffective it is. Like the program forbids drug use but Chris didn't even give a shit and blazed up with the Troon Squad.

>>790125

kawaii part is pure gold

>>786831

>Not at all autistic

I can't make it past three minutes

>>790684

Chris sucks.

>>790684

>obviously sexual furfaggotry

>that reminds me of my dog

>worry.jpg

>>793056

does this mean sonichu comics comeback?

also aqua and nightblur are probably gonna be blocked by Josh

>>793968

>does this mean sonichu comics comeback?

Nah, Chris just churns out standalone drawings like that from time to time.

>>789096

You can blame Barb and Bob for that. Chris was supposed to get retard support and they denied him it repeatedly because they didn't want to have a retard kid. they denied him 'tard camp so he became a feral tard.

>>790058

couldn't someone show him smoking drugs to his parole officer and get him party vanned?

>>794420

Chris does still work on the comics unlike many years back but it's still slow and the new comics are fucking boring, which is saying something when it's Sonichu (no classic moments except maybe one unintentionally funny line or two)

>>794540

If people failed at getting Guntman jailed after he bragged on air about getting drunk (which also a violation of probation) then I don't see anyone getting Chris jailed unless they have video proof of him hitting a bong.

>>796136

Fuck.

His dad is a sonichu now?

>>796136

somebody ask him who is father

>>790125

BRAAAAP

>>797422

Chris is the dad… and the mom.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Russel_and_Cynthia

>>798304

imagine some troll convince him his dick is bent so he could fuck himself in his ass and give birth to his kids, while act being recorded for maximum impregnation chance

>>798304

>Back in human form, she extracted some of her essence. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself

It's all good, he technically didn't fuck himself :^)

>>785690

>The reason Chris won’t go on Dr. Phil is because

he's well aware how fucked up he is and he will never admit it out loud

>>785754

fag forgets to mention uniclit under piercings

unclit*

>>799182

Chris may be dissatisfied with his life but he's physically incapable of understanding why it's fucked up.

>>800019

Chris knows he "peaked" in high school when his dad paid people to be his friend and he had a local place to play pokemon cards at. He's said this over and over, he wishes he could return to high school.

>>800018

The plushie tweet is very interesting, it explains the tranny thing.

>Misunderstood outcast like I did

Literally admitting he's only playing woman because he gets to feel he's part of something bigger than him. When he got kicked from church he lost his group and trannnydom replaced it.

>>800019

Dr. Phil is a retard reguardless. He has ruined lives by publicizing their personal fights, he once institutionalized a 14 year old for being a slut, and the only reason he isn't considered trash tv is because Oprah promoted him and his guests don't throw chairs. Putting Chris there would be very interesting, but I can't stress enough how terrible Dr. Phil is as a human being.He even said it himself in Scary Movie 4, "I'm not a real Doctor. I just tell people to 'find themselves' and 'get real'."

>>800089

He makes a reality TV chat show, why would you expect him to be anything else? His guests are paid to turn up, get a free vacation and do as they're told on screen. Same way Jerry Springer's guests are told to do the same or Judge Judy.

TV isn't real. If you think it is you're retarded.

>>798568

> imagine some troll convince him his dick is bent so he could fuck himself in his ass and give birth to his kids

It gives a whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself"

>>800089

>he once institutionalized a 14 year old for being a slut

How is that bad? Girls shouldn't be sluts, especially that young.

I agree he's scum tho

>>800041

>Chris knows he "peaked" in high school when his dad paid people to be his friend and he had a local place to play pokemon cards at

Pokemon wasn't even out for half of his high school years, he started playing those long after high school, it was his only social outing where he met Megan and fucked up his sort-of-friendship then.

>>800262

Oh please conserfag, girls can do whatever fuck they want.

>>800237

Chris doesn't "orbit" children because of their age. Chris is mentally that age still. While his body physically changes his mind is still retarded to an early teenager at best. He's 10-14 years old permanently. He's going to find people in that age group share his mentality and interests.

>>800275

>for half

Which is still enough.

>>799204

> uniclit

How is that horror show going? It ligit game he nightmares when I first learned of it.

>>784763

Spell his name right next time you shit scrape.

You can't search the catalog properly with your hilarous spelling.

Does Mewtoo have a giant barbed cat dick, and does it rake the shit out of Chris's feminine anus every time they fuck?

>>802144

they do threesome with Magichan

>>801885

It's hard to look at.

>>802402

Chris has always been in denial of his retardation. This is why he gets so offended by being called naive.

>>788798

Otherkin != Furry, and in-fact a majority of these tween Otherkin aren't even Otherkin. Otherkin is a pegan rite and these people think it means "I am a TransDragon Polymorph Owl-type"

>>800018

Who is the person who replied to him in that first image?

>>800262

Because they INSTITUTIONALIZED her, which means he sent her to a mental hospital for the feeble-minded and not-yet MKUltra'd

>>800089

>he once institutionalized a 14 year old for being a slut

Good?

>>800089

Off topic: Each person he sends away is worth about half a million. I was sent away to the institutions he sends kids to. The satellite company is CRC health. Kids die from neglect and if they have major health problems staff aren't allowed to call 911; so if they need emergency surgery, they just die if a head house coach isn't available.

>>803805

Got more info on that?

>>803817

Things like that are common business in many countries, but it's forbidden to talk about it in media, because people obviously wouldn't like it. For example, if you're old, don't have any relatives visiting you and you end up in hospital for some reason, they can put you in special room and keep you there against your will until you die, because hospital will take money for keeping you alive - you being in empty room and dying in pain, because why would they waste money on painkillers, right? Nobody can hear you anyway.

>>803805

Oprah promoted him so it stands to reason he's profiting off the mistreatment of children.

Well Dr. Phil is out for a show.

Where else would chris be likely to do an interview? Dankula's was pretty good. Is there a youtube personality chris would talk to?

With spring approaching and the weather improving the cons will come. Do cons have shared blacklists? Is it possible chris will naively attempt to enter these cons only to find out he was already banned? I could see this leading to a meltdown at the door as he assumes the trolls got him.

>>803863

I believe you as I was too abused by a variety of malpractice between three institutions, as well as a barge of "Student" psychiatrists and Government-Sponsored case workers. My question was as to the proof that Dr. Phil's connections are abusing them. Is it like The Franklin Cover-Up?

>>806722

Did you really ever doubt that?7

>>809134

No.

>>810208

Fuck him. He can sell his toys if he needs to eat.

>>793968

Josh stopped caring. After pledging that he'd dedicate all resources needed to getting Chris into an environment free from weens and fucknuts like Ideas Guy where he can make Sonichu comics in peace after Barb dies, he's since given up because he refuses to play fantasyland pretend with Chris.

Never forget the time Chris got gropey with people at Too Many Games and when Josh in turn white-knighted Chris for his actions, first claiming that he was kicked out due to weens, then bitching about how the TMG staff are cucks and didn't give him a proper warning (they did) and then finally having to quietly resign and admit that Chris fucked up.

>>810524

Check out the recent exile cwcki entrance.

Also this video is amazingly depressing. His insistence hes growing his super powers and his fans just need to be patient. Its like a sideshow freak performing to an empty tent outside of a crusty southern town.

>>810524

Yeah but it's kinda the most dickary I have seen from Josh in a long time, like not since the bloodletting and the way he ousted Glaive over posting pictures of blimps. Dude was serious at one time - he wanted to try to make a limited liability company at one time for Chris that would let him keep the house after Barb died, and even made webspace for Chris (which, of course, didn't go anywhere)

>>810880

Nool and the gang of asskissers known as foxdick Farms think that "Weeaboo Furfag #73837" is a lolcow because he is "Weeaboo Furfag #73837" the only true lolcows they talk about are Chris, DSP, ADF, Gamergate fags and Anti-Gamergate fags, it was ironic they had a subforum about incels when they had all of their traits.

Josh, continuing his quest for E-Fame, attempted to white knight Chris to get praise from moralfags and reddit cucks who after watching Down The Rabbit Hole's shitty copypaste video and started screaming "DIRTY TROLLS" despite knowing the fact that he would reject any kind of advice due to his inflated ego.

>>810887

Old man, didn't we tell you to fuck off?

>>810898

He literally used to post on wizardchan, that's how he knew Glaive.

>>810898

Imagine living like this, having your own actions trap you in a life of utter loneliness. Even Chris has people who will at least pretend to care about him and some people who actually may care about him.

You know, if he were to go on Dr. Phil he'd get a wider audience and there's people who watch that who would be interested in helping him, even just financially.

>>810900

Wizardchan was the first "raid" target of the cwcki forums and they got a bunch of new members from it. This was back when the policy was to shy away from raids instead of turning a blind eye towards them.

Joshua Connor Moon is a cuckold.

>>811759

Christ you haven't been in the loop for some time, like 6 years ago dude

It prob started on Facebook with a circle of friends he was with then, as well as SJW-be-yourself type thinkings that were starting to become popular then (alongside the pushback from said thinkings, resulting in a feedback loop)

He also now believes that fictional universes (dont know if its universe or universes, but fictional stuff) are also real and that you have a connection to original characters (OCs) you create. It's nutty. He's seeing a therapist… but it's the kind of therapist that only checks up to see if you're going to shoot up a school or something before handing you movie tickets because you shown up

>>811769

The bisexual thing is recent and he doesn't even understand what bisexual means

>>811802

What are his views on sleeping with men? It's only girly men, right? Or does he think he's bi because he's female and has da femal soul

>>811865

he reacted on first public sonic movie picture where sonic is mostly hidden in shadow, but his arms are clearly blue. he was simply disappointed, not enraged ( idk why so many people expect him to go on rampage again)

>>811900

Because he went on a rampage the first time and pepper sprayed some dude

>>803805

>>811759

Yeah dude the tomgirl saga rapidly became LGBT Chris, and SJW Chris. Hes in the brony sphere now firmly. I wont chastise you, in some ways i envy your ignorance. Its gotten very dark as of late.

>>812217

chris predicted bronyism, chris predicted bluearms. perhaps chris really does have super powers! Autistic Soothsaying.

>>811900

Because he's done it before.

He pepper sprayed a gamestop employee because sonic's arms were blue.

Also he hit an old man with his car multiple times because he wasn't allowed to yell at children in his place of business.

Chris over reacts.

>>812799 (checked)

I have a feel chris is already banned from BronyCon. Is the blacklist public? Could someone contact them?

>>812217

I like blue arms more, with tan ones sonic look like some dude wearing mask and blue sleeveless jacket

>>812726

i know he done it before, but people usually don't repeat shit which resulted in big failure. Chris thought sonic fans will join his protest, but it failed . He is not that retarded to try it again.

>>812812

Banning a "tranny"?

Are you mad?

>>812922

Wouldn't be the first time they've gotten banned from a con.

>>812814

>i know he done it before, but people usually don't repeat shit which resulted in big failure.

Chris ain't like normal people. I don't think he's going to protest the blue arms shit again but mainly because he doesn't have that energy anymore.

naw, you can be sure the foxdicks handlers locked down any chance of bluarms!!!1 melt down soon as first images showed up. They knew people were going to be watching Chris for a meltdown.

>>812922

Well some cons share lists and chris's behavior (the big meltdown and touching) warranted a ban from that other con. Its not far fetched at all.

>>806722

Yes, even before G4 was released.

>>812217

>>811865

This and that fucking Pikachu movie look so awful. I don't know how they sat in a room and no one said this looks disgusting. Fucking hollywood is extremely detatched from weebfans.

>>813579

That's what happens when movie about pokemon is made by someone who has no relation to pokemon at all

>>813508

You do know said handlers lost interest in roleplaying with a retard, right?

>>811865

Blue arms really do look shitty. Chris shit his pants and did nothing wrong

>>810898

> I don't understand why NOBODY can love me for who I am

> I swear to got I want to kill and rape as many people as I can

Gee, I really do wonder why no one loves him for who he is.

>>812709

>chris predicted bronyism, chris predicted bluearms. perhaps chris really does have super powers! Autistic Soothsaying.

What if Chris is being contacted by some Lovecraftian horror and his insane ramblings only sound insane to use because we cannot see what the horror is projecting into Chris's mind?

>>814033

I don't know why they changed it. Maybe they originally wanted to make the arms blue, but the Genesis didn't have enough colors to make them stand out or something. It was limited to a palette of 512 colors. But I like the additional contrast even now that they don't have that limit. So you're right, Chris shit his pants and shit his pants and shit his pants and shit his pants and did nothing wrong.

>>814499

Should I know who this person is?

>>814732

That’s the rock.

>>813718

Looks like he deleted, here’s the re-upload.

>>814747

Well I know one thing for sure. foxdickfags are gonna rage again, because someone has contact with their waifu and will go full tryhard to dox that guy.

>>814741

I meant the twitter

>>814747

Holy shit dude, wash your filthy hands.

>>814751

Fuck foxdick farms, I hope this ruins their "relationship" with Chris.

Will Chris be watching the movie when it does come out?

>>814764

>Inb4 not-Hirtes says it looks like a child’s handwriting and claims Chris is grooming them.

>>815992

I thought miiverse was shutdown?

>>814747

If this is a troll they are pretty dedicated (or just dumb, more likely) to send Chris an entire gaming system. I hope it's a troll though because it could be fun. inb4 Ki.wi Farms ruins it

>>816077

foxdick farms wants to be Chris's personal army so they will please the stupid white knights who actually believe he can be saved.

but the Idea Guys saga was mostly shit, still better than Doopie tho

>>816878

You're retarded and I am going to tell you why. Joshua Moon has decided after saying that he'll dedicate everything needed to make sure Chris is happy that he now doesn't give a shit what happens to Chris because he refuses to play make believe. Captain has been publicly ridiculed by users who arn't totally brainlets (such as Hollywood's hulk Hogan) for playing pretend with a retard, and while the fact that Captain is a lolcow who got his thread removed is something still covered up, it's also known by a lot of people.

Marvin still talks to Chris but Marvin is a fag and is likely distancing himself following the fantasy Toon World BS

>>815970

or maybe they're terrified how Chris is going to shit and actually want to help him, because he obviously can't get out his shitty situation by himself(i know it's optimistic af but not impossible)

>>816988

Nah

The only reason Josh helped Chris back in august was because his money was looking a bit slim and he thought he could use Chris to squeeze interviews and donations from people. Dankula paid Josh to interview Chris. Keemstar offered payment but things fell through and he tried working around Josh.

>>817348

Null's shekels are getting smaller despite foxdick being the most popular lolcow site due to his stupidity?

Last time I've been here, everyone was shitting their pants over some dumbass called "Hirtes", what's been happening with chris, if anything, since then?

>>819036

Old man, go watch Matlock or that Arnold Palmer tournament or something more age appropriate for you.

>>818874

He was (and still is to a lesser extent) hemoraging money and if it wasn't for some cuck giving him 10k in bitcoin in February 2018 then he'd be in the doghouse. By August, a lot of the funding dried up and he was looking for alternative ways to get cash.

Things are looking up now though because he found someone willing to host a payment processor for his shitty site

>>819203

kys, I come to the chris thread for chris, not whatever ecelebs you zoomers are crying about this week.

Apologize to that guy you replied to, and then apologize to me.

>>819296

Not this shit again. You arn't clever or covert, find a fucking hobby.

>>819364

you sound like you're going to cry. maybe you should go back to foxdicks farms or reddit if you can't take the heat here

>>819036

>>819296

I'll tell you what happened since then - he shat his pants again. In this thread only big and interesting events are mentioned. If you're interested in every CWC fart, go to KF

>>819417

He can't - Mikes banned. Report him and move on.

>>819417

did he really, or do you mean fuck all happened? I haven't been following chris, either

>>819435

>wah! ban the meanie!

that's weird, it's almost like I just went to cuckchan all of a sudden. what, next, you're going to throw some "spicy" reddit meme my way or something? funny how with all these cows like chris and dsp, it's the people trying the hardest to get c o n t e n t that end up being the real cows(cwcki, null and k i w i farms, sons of kojima, certain individuals in this thread, ect)

>>784763

-Who knows

-He probably has already

-Likely never

-Probably not

-More whining

-Dramawhores can't shutup, so probably

-Here by now and is probably barb losing it

Glad to see Chris is getting help. When that nigga mentioned ted bundy to dankula then everyone knew chris was even more fucked then they thought.

>>790684

Dear god no

>>792825

this

>>819714

>Lukas the tranny

Wasn't that the name of that tranny, chijo? Or is that somebody else? Somebody wants to catch me up and give me the TL;DR on this?

>>819744

When was this interview with Dankula? I could have sworn there was one a while ago, unless there was another one more recently. But honestly, I'm just waiting until something serious happens to either chris, barb or null at this point, everything else until then is fluff

>>819763

yeah, the one from over half a year ago, I remember that one. Still can't believe he let himself go like this

polite sage for double posting

>>819763

9 months. Felt like 3.

>>819763

Here's the highlight of the ted bundy fuckery. Also here's the wiki: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

>>819770

>>819771

>Chris claims ted bundy didn't kill anyone

>Literally the first paragraph of the wikipedia article states he himself admitted to at least 30 murders

Also lol at him mentioning his dad was a sonichu, I'm surprised he didn't make him into a character in his stupid comic yet

>>816927

>hulk hogan

WAIT WHAT? SAUCE PLEASE.

>>819777

Nice holy trips. It is confirmed, Ted Bundy indeed was a serial killer and NOT a sonichu.

>>819818

I'm too lazy to link since I'd have to dig for it, but yeah, Hulk Hogan (the forum user who used to roleplay as the guy before finding it tiresome) would get into fights with the Captain over how it's apparently okay to white knight Chris but white knighting any other lolcow? Well that's bad.

And he's right. FYI, Captain is a lolcow who cut a deal with Josh because Josh got a boner over the idea of extorting Chris for cash, not unlike the Ideas Guy. But its okay! We're letting Chris be Chris! See, we're only taking some off the top when he interviews someone! We're totally not like those ideas guy fags!

<Josh would later give up on Chris entirely when he realized that he'd have to play pretend with the tard in order to get him to march around

>>819777

Well this is the guy who never bothered to research what Molvania is.

>>819777

If you watch that new Ted Bundy documentary theres also audio of him admitting the murders a little while before he was executed. There's no way to deny this guy was an S class serial killer.

I really wish Chris would weigh in on the new Sonic movie, his fans are dying to know whether we should go see it or boycott it.

>>820148

>See, we're only taking some off the top when he interviews someone!

Source?

>>821634

He said he's boycotting the movie because he's triggered over the design, the blarms and Eggman's VA. But we all know he'll watch it and buy all the toys for it.

>>822238

You'll have to either trust me on this or assume I was talking out of my ass: Dankula paid Josh to interview Chris.

Been a while since I checked up on the chrischan stuff. Wow, he's really fucked up these days.

Is Chris still offering blowjobs?

no way, if he Dr Phil's it ill be at peace

>>823132

>devoting time, energy, or thread space to talking about him

wew, wew lad.

>>823138

It's all anyone really talks about for like, over half a year now. On one hand, he's a sperg of the highest order, no doubt, on the other, with how he's portrayed by null, it makes him look like some sort of troll on steroids for shitting his pants and doing nothing else other people haven't done better, except he made him cry, so now he can't stop talking about him

This is like chris not being able to stop talking about clyde cash or mary lee walsh, except ironically enough, it's the trolls this time who are absolutely losing their minds. That's why I stopped paying attention to null and chris, if you don't care about some tranny drama or some old guy that trolls like a 14yr old, there is nothing for you here anymore

Why foxdicks are afraid of faggots like Hirtes?

because they will "steal" chris from them?

>>823165

from what I can gather, it's because he made null angry once or something. because only he and his secret circle can make fun of chris now, so hirtes is a "rebel" that makes fun of chris on his own, so they have to take him down a notch

This whole saga sucks ass. It was funny when chris became a tranny and turned into a massive faggot, when he put so much time and effort trying to prove just how STRAIGHT he is, but now, it's just plain depressing. Both foxdicks and those threads there mostly just talk about hirtes, who pre SJW foxdicks would just be another 2 note ween, now some sort of super troll because he doesn't work for null. I'm tired of hearing about him, and I'm tired of all the foxdick drama, I just want to laugh at a retarded manchild again

>>823158

>>823176

See, when you write long paragraphs about this shit when it has absolutely nothing to do with the thread it comes off like you're either him or dick-riding him.

>>823138 was right. You should drop the faggy subject of the fag now or you'll probably get banned.

>>823176

>>823165

>anyone afraid of Hirtes

>Hirtes a rebel

lmao, it's a 50+ year old furfag screeching torrents of shit at a nearly 40 year old exceptional individual who completely ignores all of it.

>>824538

>Chris is selling his footwear

He has hit rock bottom

>>824618

Chris is a piece of shit.

>>824538

Michael Jordan is an athlete. Chris is just a fatass.

Kicker (tee hee) is however, dude's right - for some fucking reason, foxdicks love buying Chris's crap because they see it as permissible trolling. It's also a great way to troll foxdicks themselves - just post pictures of you owning Chris's overpriced tat. Watch spergs foam at the mouth wishing they thought of this top level troll plan first.

>>824835

Why not just sell fake Chris-chan bullshit?

>>824849

It would be hard to fake, all you;d have to do is ask Chris if the thing you bought had belonged to him.

>>824952

You mean those bullshit Fanta cans? I am certain he didn't serialize those.

>>825453

If you look at the long term prospects for Chris one could argue that the people who send him money and buy his shit might be enabling him in the short game but long term it’s only hurting him.

The longer you have Chris living the easy life and rejecting the responsibilities of adulthood only means that when Barb dies/they lose the house Chris will be fucked.

The best thing anyone could do for Chris is to remove the safety net, let him fail, hit rock bottom, and then flourish or fail.

>>825453

The mindset of people who buy from Chris is they want a souvenir from an internet legend because they think it'll be cool or worth big money after he dies.

Like, look at the comments section on this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5G5U-eLzEg

>>825558

> The mindset of people who buy from Chris is they want a souvenir from an internet legend because they think it'll be cool or worth big money after he dies.

< And this, dear grandchildren, is Chris Chan's used underwear. He shat himself after I called him over the phone for fiftieth time in half an hour, yelling "julayyy" into the phone. Ah, those were the times.

>>825558

Well I can see *some* logic here, however I doubt that the clay put-togethers by someone who's only known by a relatively small circle on the internet will inflate in price drastically. Like at most it might be worth more then you paid, but as you know Chris - he's kinda infamous for artificially inflating prices more then Games Workshop because he has no idea about the worth of money.

>>825396

Christ, this Captain guy is STILL at it? I thought he and Josh gave up.

Okay so some reminders on who the captain is - this stuff is in like a Chris thread two generations back or something, but he was some guy who signed up to foxdickfarms saying he wanted to interview Megan. Because he's not very smart, he used the username that he uses everywhere to sign up.

So he gets doxed, and Catparty makes a thread on the guy. Thread goes nowhere, but that's not the point.

Next, he starts getting involved in the Chris drama. Buys his ring, counter-trolls the Idea Guys. He tells Josh and Marvin about this who also get in. So then he cuts a deal with Josh to get his thread removed and his old username changed and deleted.

Yeah, you got that right. Basically if you're a lolcow, you can get your thread pulled by greasing Josh's palms. Donny "Gay porn god" Long also did this, by the way.

>>824981

And no one would believe that you had the real thing unless Chris confirmed it.

I mean I'm all for your idea, it just wouldn't work. There's too much trolling surrounding Chris, if you want to buy Chris-owned items, you'll have to go through the source.

>>825601

>big claims with no proof.

Do you have an inforgraphic or a link with evidence to prove this connection you claim here? I want to believe but I need more proof.

>>825993

If its any consolation, Josh stopped using Chris as his magical retard

>>825996

I don't have it on me (made the mistake of not screencapping and I'm also very lazy!) but this was laid out back in December I think. Look for a thread around that time. Maybe early January, but do me a favor - if you're a foxdick, call the Captain out for this if you see him active. Or just post it on his profile. I remember seeing dox of the guy too, but I think those are confirmed fake.

>>826066

can confirm, I saw all the shit about that faggot "porn" guy.

Chris in the wild.

>>828823

This has got so many layers to it

You've got the obvious layer of basic Chris cocks (Eeking and ooking with random noise when he isn't being spoken to / Self-Advertising everywhere he goes etc)

But then you've got the fact that this video acts as a candid admission by Chris that his multiple worlds delusions are very much real to him and not just something he eeks and ooks about on camera

It's a fucking miracle he hasn't been sectioned yet considering this is apparently how he acts towards fucking everyone he meets in public

Then you've got the conspiratorial angle where he appears to be buying Nintendo shit which depending on when this was filmed throws doubt on the legitimacy on his white knight Nintendo Switch present

>>826938

>Mike prob owns one of these, dear god

>Inb4 "WHAT WHAT WHO IS THIS MIKE HIRTES HES PROB A ECHELEON-TEIR TROLL BECAUSE HE MAKES MIKE SHIT HIMSELF AND CHRIS IS A BLOODTHIRSTY PEDO WHAT WHAT"

>>828851

This kinda gives me the idea that it's more then Ideas Gay putting the idea that Toon World is real into Chris's head. I think getting Chris on drugs had a bigger influence, alongside how he's dopey and knows that his life as he knows it will be ending soon so he's escaping this reality and creating his own

>>829354

Chris believed in this toon world bullshit way before the Idea Guys and the Teen Trannies, he once pretended to talk with Sonichu in high school, his own comic is all about him and his power fantasy instead of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, but recently his grip on reality got smaller since Bob's death.

>>829404

Honestly I chalked up talking to Sonichu as him trying to be persuasive in an autistic way, or a one-off occurance. Until he presented Toon World to Alec (which I think in turn was him trying to dissuade Alec from making more asperchu because HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE NAMED SOMETHING SO DEMEANING) he has never really talked about the fictional reality and the real reality being connected.

I still think it's ultimately wishful thinking, he's regressing into a more childlike state due to stress.

If he had a therapist that was actually good instead of one that just makes sure you arn't going to shoot up any schools and gives you movie tickets for showing up then the therapist would be encouraging Chris to grow up, or at least separate his autistic delusions from his real life. Granted, a good therapist can't drop this bombshell right away - a good therapist has to build up trust before even hinting at the idea.

Chris is proof that mental health programs in America are in the shitter.

>>828823

For those too lazy to watch:

**Recording begins. The clerk is behind the counter. Chris is browsing the shelves near the far side of the store. He appears to be the only other person present. Camera shakes as the clerk zooms in on him, then abruptly pans down to the floor, presumably so Chris doesn't see that he's being recorded.]

[Chris stress sighs off camera]

Chris: Hey dude!

Gamestop Clerk [hereafter GC]: Hi, how ya doing?

Chris: Doin' okay. I am in the market for a brand-new Poke Ball Plus.

GC: A brand new Poke Ball Plus? Uh, let me see if I have any . . .

[Camera is now facing the ceiling]

GC: Yes, we do.

Chris: And I need a pre-owned, non-closing 2DS.

GC: Pre-owned, non-closing 2DS. Let's see if we have any of those, I'm not sure we do.

[Camera goes completely black as the clerk sets his phone down]

Chris: Wim. Wim wim. This Poke Ball Plus contains wim!

[The Gamestop TV is audible in the background for a few seconds]

Chris: There it is. [high-pitched] How'd I miss this? It's right there!

Chris: How'd I missed it? It was right there . . .

[TV is audible in the background again]

GC: Yeah, looks like the only DS's we have in stock are the folding ones.

Chris: Okay. I was hopin' to save some money, but that's okay. I'll just take the Poke Ball Plus for now.

GC: Alrighty.

Chris: I do have my reward card on me [unintelligible, typing sounds]

GC: Okey-doke.

Chris: I guess I'll try anurr' Gamestop then.

[Register beeps as the clerk rings him up]

GC: Did you wanna protect the Poke Ball in case anything happens to it?

Chris: No.

GC: Okay, cool. $52.64.

Chris [talking over the clerk]: But something is gonna happen. I'm gonna paint it into a special custom Poke Ball I designed, called an S-Chu Ball.

GC: An S-Chu Ball?

Chris: N'yeah. Hang on a second. Designed [coughs] after the classic and most popular Sonic OC ever, Sonichu!

GC: Yeah.

Chris: Specially used for capturing electric types.

GC: Okay.

Chris: [talking over the clerk] Sonichus, Rosechus, Roseys, Sonees, Vamprosas, and Metonics.

GC: Okey-dokey.

Chris: So if you wanna check me out on the innernet, I've been famous for . . . long time.

GC: All right. Well, that's cool.

[TV is briefly audible again]

Chris: 'Cuz guess who created dat OC.

GC: You?

Chris: [simultaneously] Yup. [Chuckles]

[Several beeping sounds]

Chris: And Sonichu has a Pokedex number! Number 982.

GC: Really?

Chris: And dere are nearly over 1200 Pokemon in etsistence. Dey just haven't all been chronicled yet in this world.

GC: Gotcha.

[Receipt prints out]

GC: [unintelligible] printing the receipt. Do you want a bag for this?

Chris: Um, no.

GC: Okeydoke. There you go.

Chris: Thank you. Have a good day.

GC: You too.

[The door alarm beeps as Chris leaves. Recording ends.]**

>>829431

Name a country that doesn't have a shitty mental health system.

I'm waiting.

>>829431

not only that but chris is in the rural south. his therapist probably graduated bottom of his/her class in some third fiddle college.

>>828823

Yeah this is painful to watch. But I cant stop, even after all these years.

>>829354

I think Ideas Guy ultimately will be known as the one that finally shattered chris's delicate grip on reality. The doctored news stuff especially.

>>829541

All gamestop employees that interact with chris should get a medal of valor, 2 weeks paid leave, and 30 minutes alone with the shop thot.

some people on foxdick figured out chris's ip

11 100 ms 100 ms 100 ms be-10390-cr02.newyork.ny.ibone.comcast.net [68.86.83.89]

12 99 ms 100 ms 99 ms be-10203-cr01.newark.nj.ibone.comcast.net [68.86.85.185]

13 101 ms 102 ms 102 ms be-10102-cr02.ashburn.va.ibone.comcast.net [68.86.85.161]

14 103 ms 103 ms 103 ms ae-4-ar02.charlvilleco.va.richmond.comcast.net [68.86.91.54]

15 105 ms 104 ms 104 ms 69.139.206.50

16 103 ms 103 ms 102 ms 68.85.226.126

17 115 ms 114 ms 114 ms c-174-53-75-2.hsd1.va.comcast.net [174.53.75.2]

>>829733

>taskbar

Huh, so he DOES play Minecraft (or has) and doesn't really use steam (although I know he has an account)

>>829580

Heard they are good in Sweden, but this is a country that never has to worry about any kind of military invasion so they can dump that money on other shit. Also they're cucks.

>>829733

The oddest thing is probably that he has a foxdicks thread about Bob's deathday from 6 years ago bookmarked.

>>825601

>>825601

>Yeah, you got that right. Basically if you're a lolcow, you can get your thread pulled by greasing Josh's palms. Donny "Gay porn god" Long also did this, by the way.

This sets a really bad precedent. Josh could get sent away for extortion if he’s not careful.

>>829997

with the amount of immigrants they took in, they're gonna need military in future

>>830742

yeah, I also think it's fake, or he can use that site to check if his VPN is working and bookmarked that site with VPN IP already

>>830742

It'd be great if his place got turned into a pokestop. It would mean more people potentially interacting with Chris, and these people will have their phones out and handy, meaning more 3rd party video which is severely lacking.

>>831012

How, just how? Think for a moment, goddamnit. Although Josh has stated previously that he wont accept cash for taking down threads not for a moral reason but because it sets a bad precedent.

>>828823

>check me out on da internet! I'm the internet famous creator of sonichu!

it's kinda cute how that little bit of him from the old days is still here

>>831596

>Im gonna put unflattering stuff of you online unless you pay me.

>>825484

>The best thing for chris is to remove his safety net, then flourish or fail.

yeah I really wonder which one of those two outcomes would occur

>>832174

they can take his house but not the tugboat right? isn't his tugboat enough to rent some small apartment and still have some cash for food and other stuff? I think that is the most probable option.

>>832174

Yeah so in other words, Josh is too much of a pussy to trade threads for cash but he'll totally do favors for favors if Donny "Gay porn god" long and Captain are any indication.

Josh, I know you sometimes like to read your own threads: go fuck yourself.

>>832174

Nah, now that guardian angel joshie decided to leave, Chris is now royally fucked when Barb dies. He was planning to do things like make Chris a limited liability company or other internet legal stuff but then he got all annoyed that Chris was playing pretend and instead of sitting him down and saying "Look Chris, this toon world stuff is cute but we're focusing on Real World right now, okay? Be serious for a moment" he instead fucked off to the IBS sphere.

>>832258

Yes, but for most of his life he's lived at 14 branchland ct. I don't think he has the ability to live on his own

>>831183

Chris doesn't have a reason to use a VPN.

>>832282

>I don't think he has the ability to live on his own

Why couldn't he? He already knows how to do stuff like pay bills.

>>830742

I unironically support this.

>>833061

Sure, Chris probably could live alone in theory, but the "emotional toll" of living by himself would be too much for him to bear I think.

>>833295

he already does that, barb hardly helps him with anything

>>833341

It's not the help, it's presence of a comforting/familiar person.

>>833779

But Chris isn't alone. He has Rosechu, and Sonichu, and whatever other gay bullshit he makes up on a whim.

>>833295

But which is worse? The emotional toll of being on his own and living a modest life in a studio apartment or at worse a group home for tards and begging for monies to buy toys every month after he uses his tugboat to pay bills or the emotional toll of living with a dying Snorlax/hoarder/money grubbing slut?

>>834034

I'm sure Barb's some level of comforting for Chris, as hard as that may be for you to believe.

>>832258

It would be enough for an apartment and the basics but Chris has no financial sense. He would be evicted in no more then 6 months for spending his rent on toys and living outside his means.

>>834885

But then his paypigs will come and rescue him like they always do. And then he can buy more toys.

>>834899

he can't live off of them forever, and even then, he's bound to get into trouble. all it takes is one person offering to let him move into their house, and before you know it, weird idea guy style videos start popping up, the last one eventually ending with chris killing himself in some way, convinced he's finally going to end up in that toon world of his

there are no options left for him anymore, barb is his life support

>>834904

>he can't live off of them forever,

They'll keep dumping money.

>weird idea guy style videos start popping up

They'll probably just be more disgusting shit like him sucking some dude with herpes off. Chris is a disgusting fat fuck.

Since you stopped posting in the /pol/ thread and you mentioned you were lurking here, I'd like to say very quickly to you, Hirtes, this message: It's time to stop this, Hirtes. You could have a marginally better life even in your old age if you just stopped this retarded internet addiction you have. It's fucked that you haven't realised it in all your years on this Earth, but you need to wake up and see that fucking with Chris isn't going to make your life any better. Go off elsewhere and improve yourself so I don't have to see your oh-so-clever posts where you say you admire Hirtes as though you aren't him.

sage for offtopic

>>834965

oh christ Hirtes is in the /pol/ thread? Mind linking? I'm creating a montage of Best Hirtes Moments on /cow/ to at the very least give my friends a chuckle even if it won't convince Hirtes that it's time to stop

>>835058

>>>/pol/12950823

>>835071

Thank you. As a hirtes follower, I can confirm that you have an infestation of M. Hirtes in your pol thread. You'll have to use poisons.

>>835075

He is a fascinating creature to me. The only oddity is how he doesn't seem to do the ID hopping that I expect from him in the /pol/ thread, given the brief interaction I had with him a few threads ago in here.

>>834965

>>835071

funny how I just randomly saw my ID being mentioned in a random thread on another board. I fear for the mental state of some people in this thread, but hey, I'm not the one making a fool out of myself here

since we got bored weens here harassing another board, I guess we don't have any more recent chris news, then

>>835085

My favorite part of his posts, as well as the thing giving him away is that he went out of his way to attack Trump in one of his posts.

On /pol/.

Really, Mike? Like he's really bad at trying to be covert. You think he'd at least adopt a mannerism or two. Everyone's calling the dude out now

>>835140

Hi Not-Mike! Don't worry, I went out of my way to make sure people on /pol/ know who this "Mike Hirtes" guy is! Thank me later!

>>835140

whatever this is, please keep me out of it

>>835164

Those gosh-darn FOXDICKS who keep calling out hirtes for being hirtes! Man, what spergs amirite?

Find a hobby, Mike.

>>835176

Yeah, Mike? Nobody cared about you because you were the guy who brought yourself up. You arn't some hardcore troll that has Josh shitting himself in fear every night, you're some boomer furfag who spends his vast amounts of free time trying to get some autistic manchild to notice him.

>>835190

Oh, like the fucking time you pretended to leave 8chan forever when someone shat out a /cow/ thread on you? Like a cancer or infectious disease, you'll be back.

>>834885

>Chris has no financial sense.

He's in charge of the bills now and hasn't lost the house yet. Though he almost did during Idea Guy.

>>835206

>Though he almost did during Idea Guy.

Ay? I know that Ideas Gay extorted Chris for gift cards but I didn't know this

>>835190

why would they post about hirtes on /pol/? why would anyone talk about hirtes outside this board? christ

>>835209

wasn't "the idea guy" actually several different people? shows how up to date I am

>>835221

I really have no idea why Hirtes decided to derail a thread on foxdick farms and the mosque shooting. I didn't even think he visited /pol/.

The Ideas Guy turned out to be 2-3 people but for ease we can refer to them as one person.

>>835209

Yeah. The leaked giftcard receipts show that Chris was forking over a lot of money during April '18 - money that was supposed to go towards the mortgage.

When May rolled around, Chris freaked out over not having enough to pay the mortgage people, and in his begging, said he needed to make two payments, which implies that he had skipped April's payment to prioritize paying the Idea Guys.

And Barb was even in one of the mortgage payment begging videos, so that means she wasn't managing the purse strings anymore and left it up to Chris, or she would never have allowed him to piss away the mortgage money like that.

So Chris could maybe manage his finances well enough to keep an apartment after Barb dies, but the second another Idea Guy-type shows up and tricks Chris into opening his wallet again, he's fucked.

>>835325

aw man, that really does make the Ideas Guys worse then I thought. Really thought it started and ended at three goofs who extorted Chris with Toon World BS, eventually morphing it into blackmail once they got him to jack off on the camera and shit on the floor.

What a bunch of cunts. Kinda see why Josh was trying to get them arrested, although unfortunetly most people looking at the logs will see a few spastics roleplaying with one another (badly) rather then laws broken

>>835251

I really have no idea why you decided to derail a thread on Chris with this retarded faggot. Go make a thread for him if you're so obsessed with him. Better yet, stop replying to him entirely and just report his faggotry.

>>835522

https://8ch.net/cow/res/304360.html

Forgot to switch IPs, dumbass. You were actually managing to be pretty covert on this one. The fuck happened?

>>835530

What are you even talking about? Please just keep this thread to Chris, I'm sick of every thread on this board being about some literal who. I'm only here for the Chris thread; which should be evidenced by the fact that I didn't even know there was a thread for the retard you're currently obsessed with.

>>786831

>Former horse fag here

If anyone can make sense of this horse shit I can. I went through that hell hole for this moment.

I used to watch the guy, nothing he ever did or said was ever psychological. At least not in the way therapists would. Though knowing about the guy, outwardly he wouldn't say anything about Chris. Maybe a platirude or two. Internally, however, he would want absolutely nothing to do with him.

The guy is a cringy beta, but I have never seen him associate with the worst tards of the bunch. He keeps his nose clean.

>Also, on a different note

You might think the brony fandom would welcome Chris but you'd be wrong in thinking so. They have a sort of "you stick to your corner I'll stick to mine" mentality. You have The SJWs, The Tards, /Mlpol/, Normies, and The cocks Creators. They pretty much never intermingle, water and oil.

Chris really only had the SJW and Tard corners to choose from. Now that he smeared rancid diarrhea all over their corner all he has left is The Tards.

Now I can put this horse show behind me and die in peace.

>>836059

The cocks creators? I need to fucking stop shit-posting my auto correct is on life support.

cocks Creators*

Please lynch me as you will

>>836064

Your autocorrect shit his pants and did nothing wrong.

>>836059

>tard corners

who supports chris anymore? aside from the retards who unironically donate to his paypig, he has nobody left. even null is trying to wash his hands

>>836568

Marvin/Canine/Magical Man

>>837091

please keep the Hirtes autism in it's containment thread.

>>836568

More importantly: What the fuck is he going to do when his popularity dies off. He solves all of his issues by blaming the trolls. He gets paid by the trolls. His life is pretty much just the trolls. He literally cannot afford to lose them.

I'm guessing he'll do some crazy shit to gain relevance.

>>836568

Captain is still shitting up Chris' life, he just left the farms so he didn't have to answer to anyone about it anymore.

So in the next six months Chris will have to deal with MLP ending, the last Bronycon, the Sonic movie and the new Pokemon game will have a Pokemon number that’s supposed to belong to Sonichu. I know we won't get a classic Chris breakdown but any guesses on how he's gonna handle 2019?

>>838135

he will shit his pants and shit his pants and do nothing, like always

>>837091

Sucks. Dude really needs to do something with his life

>>837348

Well then maybe this "Mike Hirtes" boogeyman who is Josh's no.1 troll should stop drawing attention to himself.

>>838597

You know, let's say Chris is some sociopathic pedophile.

Then Chris has avoided detection and conviction for two decades which is not a feat that retards can accomplish so he's very smart. This would also present itself as Chris fooling thousands of people except for this one anon who has really found him out.

Either A: Chris is a pedo on the level of Jerry Sandusky or Jimmy Saville or B. This anon is a complete moron who doesn't understand Chris is a moron too. Therefore, either way, this anon makes Chris look like a genius.

>>838623

Devils advocate, if Chris really was a kiddie diddler then he'd be way above Saville because Saville didn't have some big ass wiki and a forum full of people stalking his every social movement. He'd be way above Saville because he's able to put on a façade of being a bumbling retard as he goes from victim to victim.

Actually I'm going to go into Sage mode, how DID Saville get into this back in the day?

>>838795

Jimmy Saville got as far as he did because he was protected by the Tories, the BBC and the House of Windsor. Considering that all Operation Yewtree did was get Gary Glitter thrown in the slammer, I'm inclined to believe that Saville was more like a pimp for the people who protected him than someone who predated on children "simply" for his own shits and giggles.

So yeah, if Chris was some pedophile mastermind, he's smarter than anyone who posts about him.

I don't know if this is known, but apparently Chris-Chan participated in a recent (published late November 2018) project called "Shrek Retold". It involved dividing the movie "Shrek" into parts, dividing them between the different (((cocks creators))) who participated, allowing each one to remake his assigned part. The results are then put together, each after the other, into a movie. Chris-Chan's part is right at 25 minutes.

>>839872

Only Mike Hirtes legitamently thinks Chris is a pedophile. He just wants Christ to be a monster because it'd validate his sad life.

>>840263

I'm not surprised an attention-whoring retard would say stupid shit to get attention. I'd highly recommend not wasting any of your precious time on what he says or thinks.

>>840325

>this might have slipped under the radar for some people.

It did for me. But then again, I've been pretty busy with work the last few months and barely visited /cow/.

>like how Chris forgets the villain's name and he glares at the camera, annoyed

Pretty sure the project organisers were fucking with him, given the editing.

>>840338

I think they were fucking with him, slightly, but it also feels like they just wanted to make it more entertaining to watch. Nothing they did felt outright malicious. It was pretty subtle.

It felt a lot like how the directors were treating Shrek, actually.

>>838069

I kekd. Chris takes any decent fan art done of sonichu and himself and tries to pass it off as his own. The difference is night and day too. I wouldnt even be surprised if he tries to make some artists pay to post sonichu art.

>>839897

Saville wasn't some kind of special monster. He took advantage of young stupid girls who wanted to fuck any one famous. Top of the pops was full of teenie boppers and after the show some would be let back stage and get fucked by their pop star idol. It's not even close to a secret that this happens,it's blindly obvious.

Saville is a creepy mother fucker but he's not exceptional. Everyone in that area is a kiddy fiddler or knows about it and doesn't speak up. A lot of these crimes are women #metooing 40 years after they got their teenage dream of fucking their idol. It's post Morten rape basically.

>>839872

>>838623

>>838795

Chris has no filter. He’s been revealing disgusting revelations about himself for years with little to no provocation about shitting himself, drinking his cum, his desire to be a tranny before he’d ever be a gay man, and so much more. The old inner circle tried to get him to admit it and he didn’t. Would Chris fuck a half decent jailbait? Absolutely he would if he knew he could get away with it but he’s no kid fucker.

>>838623

>>838795

this, chris is an open book at this point. if he was a pedo he would have been revealed to be so 5+ years ago.

>>838069

chris is slowing down. the star that burns twice as bright burns half as long. i think chris is just worn out, tired. its kinda sad really

>>836059

>former

The ride never ends, motherfucker.

>>838135

We'll see if we can spot the nigga at BC again this year.

t. /pone/

>>840325

Chris didn't animate it, it's way beyond his technical capabilities. Someone stitched it for him from his drawings.

>>840254

25:05 for those looking for his part.

The scene that came before his part makes me unironically wish that someone made a shrek anime.

>our combined dimensions of 1C211987

wat

is this his new cope as to why there arent shitty degenerate cartoons flying around yet?

>>842344

yeah, dimensional merge is his only hope to get his life "right" again

Yall think we could trick Chris into thinking magic is real and that he’s a chosen one?

>>843553

He already thinks that newfag

I trolled Chris one time.

>>843952

I tricked Chris into letting me give him a rimjob shit was $O CA$H

>>845106

Fucking lol. These are the two faces I noticed. Also the farthest lower right is pure goblinoid

>>845086

What is Chris drawing above here? Someone low key trolling him or is he just reacting to something? Why is Asperchue in there?

>>843553

thats literally what has been happening. hownew.ru

>>845085

pic 1: chris is parroting leftist statements on brexit. His initial "not part of the merge" shows a disinterest in the issue. Probably from a mixture of ignorance and the same disinterest he seems to show anything thats not in the US

pic 2: hard to say if this is real or not. chris being so well documented makes making convincing stories of horrible shit (doesnt help he is capable and has indeed done shit like this) easy as fuck. Who knows anymore unless theres hard proof.

pic 3: notice how many niggos he drew. the rainbow. yeah its like a 10 year old raised by SJWs artwork. Which is what chris has become. He is a permanent child with new adopted parents: the SJWs

>>845167

Why contain it?

>>845086

>>845106

As some people on foxdicks have already pointed out Chris apparently doesn't realize blacks almost never have blue eyes.

Did you all see the video where Chris goes ghost hunting with 2 losers?

>>845483

No. Link?

>>845598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPLqr5hGo

>>845086

Kek look at the niggers and goblinos

>>828823

>he managed to contain his laugher

A true hero.

>>845641

Simply amazing. I wonder if chris chan will end up on staff as the butt of jokes and shit for some rano yt channel.

>>845085

>>845086

>>845106

Are we due for another Chris-Chan racist meltdown ? I miss racist Chris

>>845641

>the place is haunted by a eugenics doctor

>>843553

Magick IS real though

>>846936

No, it isn't. Magic is fake and has been widely understood to be completely and utterly fake before modern science even existed. Even in ancient religious scriptures that forbid the practice of witchcraft it's made explicitly clear that it isn't real.

>>847019

Mundanes heh.

>>847196

Didn't know Styx posted here.

>>846881

I always thought the Ideas Guy manipulating actual news footage to fuck with chris went over some kind of line. I mean chris has a shattered view on reality partly due to his mental problems. But the Ideas Guy crew were taking a sledgehammer to a shaky house.

>>846936

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>>847196

>(1)

Just stop

>>846881

The Merge itself was scripted by Idea Guy (his calling card is sneaking in dates of infamous historical events, and the Merge began on the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicides).

Though it's odd that Chris only began talking about it long after the Idea Guys got shut down. Maybe he was perusing old Idea Guy notes, trying to figure out what was real and what was a lie, and decided that the Merge story was real and his ticket out of his shitty life.

>>843553

Given the recent Chris Ghostbusters video, I imagine he already believes it. Not Magic in the wiccan sense where you're combining herbs and crap to do whatever but magic in the wizards and dr.strange sense and that there's little distinction from magic and psychic stuff. There's probably a difference between magic and psychic connections in Chris's mind but it's ultimately pedantic.

Fucks sake, he was talking to the ghosts in the abandoned building as if they were friendly casper-like beings instead of supersitious nonsense. He really has degenerated into a bit of an aloof dope. Yeah I know, as if he wasn't one before but he really has his head in the clouds now

>>847888

My current theory is that he had a sneaking suspicion that toon world existed in his mind due to various other tumblrism shit like otherkins and headmates and the like, but Joshua Wise larping with Chris cemented it. Like he was fluttering between "Maybe cartoons are real" but this was the final push towards confirmation.