c023c5 No.552053 [View All]
Apparently 4chan trolled famed Creepy Porn Lawyer Micheal Avenatti and now he is threatening to shut down 4chan. This looks like a great opportunity for some laughs.
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684905 No.555872
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684905 No.555878
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116352 No.557311
Why is half of this thread one guy screaming at himself?
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b755bf No.557329
>>557199
Filtered and reported.
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ce9d0b No.557360
>avenatti is so desperate to shut it down he spams cuck porn
This is some Zach tier shit
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ce9d0b No.557378
>>557362
Are you Jonny fucking Neptune? Jesus
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ce9d0b No.557382
>>557380
Jesus… You got your whole city banned from 4chan's /r9k/ again?
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96f5a0 No.557400
>>557360
It's that cuck faggot Eddie Dzial it's not creepy porn lawyer.
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ce9d0b No.557403
>>557400
No, I think it's Johnny Neptune. See >>338898
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834513 No.557497
>>557480
If Eddie's porn is so great why doesn't he have any actual porn credits to his name or have his own board on 8chan?
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edd666 No.557525
>>555878
> Have a stripper GF
>a cuck from cuckchan
Like pottery.
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32ee7a No.557959
>All these assblasted pornofaggots itt
Spam the thread harder to show us how not mad you are.
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6ad60d No.557977
they are not sending their best
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2e2e74 No.558153
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
OH! I GOT IT! YOU ARE SPAMMING PORN INTO THE THREAD. AVENATTI IS ACTUALLY YOUR FUCKING LAWYER!
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4f4cb8 No.558420
Fucker is all talk, a political troll more or less. He never has anything of actual merit and parades stupid crap to stay relevant. Only I don't think anyone cares because unlike Trump, this idiot has no clue how to make news stick.
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0b5548 No.558723
>>558420
Also remember: The only guy defending it is some faggot with GRIDS. Apparently because Avenatti is his lawyer.
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e605b0 No.559780
I don't know or care who "Donny" is but him and all posts about him aren't welcome here.
Gonna purge the thread of this shit. Hold tight, gang.
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e605b0 No.559787
The thread is now clean of degenerate filth. Thank you all for your patience.
And let this be a lesson to you kids out there: never, ever star in a porno. It's degenerate, filthy behavior that will lead to a miserable, unfulfilling life and destroy your mental health, transforming you into a babbling retard.
Range Bans are being implemented. If you are caught in one by mistake please appeal or contact the staff on Discord or IRC.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.
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8cffdb No.559859
>>559787
Thank you based Homor! You are my greatest ally!
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a07be7 No.560245
Why try to make this about politics? If he’s a creepy porn lawyer then Trump is the creepy porn president.
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a07be7 No.560248
>>555878
Except that info actually came from former classmates and even in the 90’s a Devil’s Triangle meant a threesome. It’s not something 4chan made up.
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116352 No.560382
>>560248
>>560245
10 shekels have been deposited into your account.
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e605b0 No.560512
>>560245
Trump just banged a porn star, he didn't use one as the basis to start his political career and catapult himself into public fame.
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6ed55c No.560515
Fun fact, Eddie Dzial is close friends with Creepy Porn Lawyer which is why he's spamming this thread with bullshit.
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e605b0 No.560523
>>560515
I'd believe that. That might explain why all this shit about random retards nobody likes or cares about seem to be popping up in this thread at random.
Creepy Porn Lawyer sure knows how to pick his friends, doesn't he?
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94ef16 No.560684
>>560674
Why are you posting pictures of someone's grandpa?
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6ed55c No.560695
>>560688
That doesn't explain why you're posting a picture of a senior citizen.
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3f038c No.560758
>>552053
My boyfriend Donny makes me cry when he spanks my scrawny bum-bum )':
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3f038c No.560792
>>560758
I LOVE VOTING DEMOCRAT! BLUE WAVE ALL THE WAY! HILLARY CLINTON 2020! #LOVEWINS ME AND DONNY WILL GET MARRIED AND BE HAPPY FOREVER! OwO
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6ed55c No.561202
>>561198
If you're in LA post a selfie with today's newspaper at an LA landmark. Inb4 you dont do it.
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327db5 No.561263
Oh no, he’s going to enforce copyright on all the porn they post there.
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c13600 No.561285
>>560248
Honestly, Kavenaugh is all the things they said he was (except the rape shit; Ford is a liar). I mean, he was a degenerate drunk ass chad and probably fucked a ton of girls. He's also a basic bitch Patriot Act Republiclan. If our nation weren't under existential threat, we could have better men for judicial appointments.
But the fact is, we identity politics now because unfettered immigration and suicidal sex culture have brought us to a brink of existential crisis. He's white, he's male, he's right of center, and he's nominally Christian, so he's about as good as we're gonna get.
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6ed55c No.561326
Eddie and Donny need to get over their homophobia and make the most lit gay porn video of 2018.
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6ed55c No.561526
If Eddie Dzial isn't gay why is there a photo of him getting his ass fisted with his face in it? He claims to be a heterosexual porn star but you can't show me a single porn video online with his face in it.
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e605b0 No.561558
>>561526
Who gives a shit?
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410d9d No.561586
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6ed55c No.561714
>>561670
You have a lot of gay porn saved for someone calling other people fags.
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5d7dd6 No.561966
It's sad that Eddie and Donny can't come to terms with their love for each other.
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f55b1a No.561992
>>555371
Because it's older than time itself:
>Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's
>clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Matthew 7:15
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e605b0 No.562027
>>561558
No. What's sad is that these two people are so damn obsessed with themselves that they feel the need to rant and rave like crazy homeless people in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with them.
Nobody was talking about them before they showed up and started howling. They're fucking rampaging narcissists who probably aren't aware the world around them keeps moving when they go to sleep.
What the fuck do either of them have to do with Creepy Porn Lawyer? Because the word "porn" is in the name? Fucking ridiculous.
These two knuckleheads should share a prison cell together.
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e605b0 No.562052
>>561586
This is such a beautiful video. I was buying it all until the "former applebees manager." The little grunt the host does when Sargon's name is mentioned is fantastic to. Props to the caller for sneaking in "Sergen."
It's so fucking beautiful I might cry.
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6ed55c No.562167
>>562137
Eddie my dude… Literally nobody gives a fuck about you here except for Donny.
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6ed55c No.562295
>>562286
Literally nobody gives a fuck Donny, only you. The only reason you and Eddie are tolerated here is because your methposting is kinda entertaining.
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6ed55c No.562436
>>562301
I don't think anyone here wishes they were a half Cuban with HIV who married a mail order whore who's in America illegally.
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6ed55c No.562486
>>562470
It's funny because pornstarbrand isn't a real company and it's just some retarded shit Eddie made up.
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6ed55c No.562559
>>562523
Why does that fag have a haircut like Dylan Roof?
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d740c8 No.562938
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6ed55c No.564982
>>564927
This isn't an attack you retard its you spamming your gay porn folder in an autistic attempt to prove you aren't a faggot.
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3dbfbb No.643542
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f4b771 No.873567
Click 2 follow a real American patriot
https://m.facebook.com/eddie.dzial.77
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