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c6e2cd No.338898 [Last50 Posts]

Apparently JohnnyNeptune found his way to /tv/

>>>/tv/1156330

This is even better than Zachary, he's a documented /r9k/ cow and probably an even more autistic one. Have fun.

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370981 No.338907

What is it about 8/tv/ that attracts such autism? The place has quintupled in pph over the last few months to become roughly the 2nd largest board when compared to /pol/ and is also attracting grade A tardcum.

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c6e2cd No.338910

>>338907

No idea, but Zach's reason to be there is that 4/tv/ banned him after reddit banned him too.

This guy is some grade-A autism though.

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f6138e No.339143

>>338907

It all starts with /intl/ and all their board/site hops since /intl/ got destroyed. /tv/ is the latest place they've set up shop.

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fdae8e No.339151

>>339143

Was this cow on /intl/ before?

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08a993 No.340223

File: 89dc0e2f56e74a5⋯.png (613.09 KB,1085x1473,1085:1473,johnnyneptune1.png)

File: 329f52e77522779⋯.png (391.16 KB,1088x1318,544:659,johnnyneptune2.png)

/tv/ anon here, this guy seems to think all boards are /r9k/ and seems very disgruntled. The post in question was about a tv show called 'The Path' and didn't mention women or sex at all but he launched into this rant. He did this in another thread that may still be up where he made nine posts of a similar nature over something equLly innocuous

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5af712 No.340233

>>340223

I was in that thread, let's julay this faggot.

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a6c6dd No.341419

File: 67d7386fa2ff48b⋯.png (181.5 KB,720x1280,9:16,1518842855965.png)

>>338907

Seems to attract all the people who get banned on 4chan.

This faggot got rangebanned recently as I just found out.

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370981 No.343100

>>>/tv/1160040

looks like hes taking the bait

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fe873f No.343202

>>343100

Calling him Zach gets his mad as hell lol

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871c1f No.343270

>>343202

Actually, no…

Since the name 'zach' means absolutely NOTHING to me, no….

Lol fail much?

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4d2a2b No.343278

>>343270

You were mad as hell because of that until some faggot linked this thread. Luckily there's archives of you sperging as a reaction.

You came here to make people rage and you raged instead, hilarious http://archive.is/Zyd86

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871c1f No.343288

>>343278

I'll type slowly for you, because of your learning inability

AGAIN: the name 'zach', or 'zack' means nothing to me.

N O T H I N G . . . . . . .

zip… notta…. jack shit…..

you're not a very good judge of what constitutes 'raging', huh ?

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871c1f No.343289

…….and even funnier yet?

the fact that you think I 'came here to make people rage'…

Lame

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4d2a2b No.343298

>>343289

>you're not a very good judge of what constitutes 'raging', huh ?

The pot calling the kettle black :^)

>…….and even funnier yet?

>the fact that you think I 'came here to make people rage'…

you openly bragged about it in that thread. You lost, Johnny, admit it.

A single post calling you "Zach" was enough to trigger you into making three posts in reply to it. You were mad because you were being denied your credit for your posts. We beat you at your own game, and we'd still be making you rage if not for some meddling anon who gave you a heads up on being an official /cow/.

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871c1f No.343299

File: 363b7cfe762a818⋯.png (225.71 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_20180223-140850.png)

Youre apparently just as bad at 'proof of banning' as you are at 'the rage subject'

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f6138e No.343301

File: 0a40b15ebbeb779⋯.png (128.51 KB,724x611,724:611,smug wojak.png)

>he even reddit spaces

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4d2a2b No.343302

>>343299

Not my post, there's IDs here Johnny.

And from the filename it looks like that anon lifted the pic from 4chan.

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ec4be4 No.343304

>>343298

Idiot I regularly reply DOZENS of times to laughable posts

You apparently have no idea what I do or how I do it

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4d2a2b No.343306

File: 1208637fa01742a⋯.jpg (27.67 KB,601x508,601:508,2f7.jpg)

>>343304

>still in denial of his rage

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ec4be4 No.343311

>>343302

Duhhhhh……

DUHH, DUDE…..

thats a ridiculous screenshot from Jan 8th, where the baby was already lifted

(I get banned there 50 times a day)

I don't even pay attention to it when I get 'banned'

I just keep on posting

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4d2a2b No.343316

>>343311

Except that's a rangeban

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ec4be4 No.343317

On January 8th, I'm quite sure I got banned AT LEAST 40 or 50 times…

and the same thing on January 9th…

and 10th…. And 11th… And 12th….

lol

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1022bf No.343323

LOL @ RANGEBAN

sure it is… Hahaha

(it clearly says 'now that you have read this, the ban is no longer active. Click here to return)

Mad bro?….

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4d2a2b No.343328

>>343323

So what? It expired, but it was a rangeban nevertheless

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1022bf No.343337

I don't blame you for being angry

I really don't. Neither does my wife.

In fact, she's sitting right here next to me, the weather is perfect, she's looking great, we're having a blast (she's been laughing at you for the past 10 minutes, ridiculing your inabilities and lack of a sexual companion) its Friday, we are about to go do a late lunch at our favorite restaurant, and then go shopping, tonight we are going to watch movies and spend our evening in bed shitting his pants and doing nothing (lounge around, play with our cats and fuck) and enjoy our lives…

Lol ….

Yeah, dude… I'm simply 'furious', huh ?…

Hahahaha

Yep… Wendy says YOU have every reason to be angry right now, lonely boy

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1022bf No.343339

>>343328

I really wouldn't know, Sallyboy….

I never pay attention to those

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4d2a2b No.343342

>>343337

>n-no u!

hahahahaha

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1022bf No.343347

>>343342

Exactly right…

YOU…. exactly…

You're the miserable one, definitely not me…

You have no sexual or emotional companion…

and that's YOUR fault

the loneliness is suffocating… And you can deny it all you want, but you can't even fool yourself…

and you're sure as fuck not fooling me

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1022bf No.343351

Anyway, Wendy and I are taking off to eat now.

Enjoy your weekend of solitude

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aca34d No.343498

/tv/ is autist flypaper

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f5d30a No.343510

File: 4a3e8e342056408⋯.gif (12.87 MB,650x550,13:11,smug wendy.gif)

>>338907

>faggots pretend to be goons on /tv/

>actual goons start to post on /tv/

>nobody can tell who's rusing who

>ruse cruise leads to modern day /tv/

>>343288

t. zach

Reddit spacing, ellipses, style in general is too obvious fampai

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c66033 No.343569

>>338907

Several reasons

>nearly complete lack of moderation

>core userbase is already autistic af (many of the threads have been posted over and over since late 2015)

>goons continuously spam their forced memes there after they get banned everywhere else

>politispergs and waifufaggotry (the two biggest culprits)

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c66033 No.343577

Also, Zach is screeching in the noodled thread

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f5d30a No.343595

File: fda1f5f8cab3d32⋯.png (320.72 KB,673x680,673:680,vomit tomoko.png)

>>343569

>3dpd waifus

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f6138e No.343605

>>343595

>never marry or reproduce goy, lust after cartoons and pillows instead

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f5d30a No.343608

>>343605

There's a difference between a waifu and a wife you mong.

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4d2a2b No.343611

>>343510

10/10 post

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f6138e No.343644

>>343608

No there isn't.

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b77c82 No.343654

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b77c82 No.343655

>>343654

holy shit its been too long since i tried to crossboard link

>>>/tech/874182

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769f68 No.343742

Neptune's great he's not a lowcow, come on now.

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5e0e0e No.343782

>>343569

Can't somebody make a request to adopt the board over at /sudo/ or something? The board is just /b/ now. Only thing the mods do is delete CP, other than that, they never do anything.

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871c1f No.343812

Damn, I had an exceptional evening last night.

Some days seem to simply be aligned with the Stars or something

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871c1f No.343815

File: 04d77cbe1c25cef⋯.gif (768.58 KB,270x480,9:16,gif_10-06-08.11.37.gif)

Last night seemed normal at first, then everything started falling into place. One thing after another

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f5d30a No.343861

>>343782

>being this new

Hotpockets don't interfere with board affairs

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60baee No.343921

>>343569

You just described every facet of /tv/ negatively except the worst: faggots who want to talk about ‘kino.’

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697c51 No.406467

>>338907

this website is a daycare for schizos tbh, poe's law is in full effect, every time I see some insane shitposting I never know if it's just someone trolling or genuine autism

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ad53d2 No.406827

>>338910

Zach was on 8tv before 4tv banned him. He's also based.

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349e03 No.407603

http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Georgia/Fulton-County-GA/Andrew-Lawrence-Mcgovern.156048088.html

>5'10

>170lbs

Reminder that Johnny boy is a homeless manlet that sucks cock for booze money.

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1c1247 No.408626

Not sure if it matters, but he's shitting up /n/ for the last several days. (Un)Official stance from the vol has been to ignore him other than in cases of extreme spam.

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1a0724 No.415369

honestly astonished at the pure quality of ppl like this

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cdaad4 No.415795

File: fd5772576442534⋯.jpg (73.28 KB,800x604,200:151,fd5772576442534056916a4e7b….jpg)

>>407603

>manlet

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8e103b No.420762

>>>/tv/1301100

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f23c07 No.421277

>>406827

Hey /tv/

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b0610c No.443072

>>415795

I feel like that pic is missing some cocks.

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999b48 No.449947

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54b657 No.459420

Johnny Neptune is going absolutely ballistic in this thread

>>>/newsplus/

he is the guy redditspacing everywhere

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54b657 No.459422

>>459420

whoops

>>>/newsplus/173617

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7644c7 No.466532

File: b9029792ca564d8⋯.png (87.03 KB,659x384,659:384,ClipboardImage.png)

ALERT. ALERT. NEPCOW BEGGING FOR ANONS TO julay HIM FOR MORE LULZ

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1ca843 No.466874

He is triggered by hunting and meat-eating aparently.

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3a173b No.505143

File: 5c69ac8e05d5fc3⋯.jpg (608.36 KB,1920x1080,16:9,5c69ac8e05d5fc3204cb179487….jpg)

Seems like he's been terrorizing /n/ lately, top kek

>>>/sudo/81190

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0bb1a2 No.517909

>>505143

He's been on /n/ since April.

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0bb1a2 No.517911

File: bc2cb28edf0bda3⋯.png (1.72 MB,2224x1288,278:161,Johnny_Nigger.png)

>>466532

/n/ vol turned up this.

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0bb1a2 No.517913

>>466874

He doesn't like having his sexuality called into question and there's a few other quirks, but I haven't paid enough attention.

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0bb1a2 No.520134

So the /n/ vol is mass permabanning/deleting Johnny Neptune on sight and the guy is absolutely sperging the fuck out typing out whole paragraphs of gibberish to REEEE about it.

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a2434a No.557419

>>520134

Based.

Johnny is striking the Avenatti (creepy porn lawyer) with porn spam for some reason. He probably fears his stream of gay porn drying up or something.

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c44a36 No.789471

>>788379

Watcha slidin rabbi?

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279955 No.790931

>>505143

Weebshit on my /cow/.. no thanks.

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e7f8fd No.791204

File: c593c32b57be373⋯.jpg (130.28 KB,720x1107,80:123,neptunenews.jpg)

He got an /n/poster v&ned for a dox on a bunch of celebs and rich people >>>/719801/. Justice for /n/poster!

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fa3d8a No.808175

>>466532

who is this guy?

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67f532 No.808992

>>505143

cuckime addicts are the real lolcows.

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cdc8d7 No.809215

>foxdicks

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