0ffc50 No.274455 [View All]
His Twitter: https://twitter.com/ROBandGB
ROBposter is an anon from /v/ that has been posting for over six years by making threads where he roleplays using Nintendo systems, usually by doing "comfy" stories (aka, two game systems doing mundane shit for entire threads) and even going so far as to have long, drawn out bouts of himself RPing a ROB and a Game Boy having sex. This is when he's not busy forgetting to say whether he is in the armed forces or ICE, or when he's not busy being a professional Ghostbuster cosplayer.
His threads on /v/ invite a lot of equally autistic people defending a sped using video games and toys to ERP with himself, so there's a lot of hilarious things to dig into here.
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98db11 No.291675
>>291647
Full set of tweets
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554421 No.291683
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554421 No.291684
>>291647
also this is true, /v/ is dead for most meaningful vidya discussion
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83157d No.291685
ROB threads were good though. So unless you have pictures of this guy wearing diapers, fucking his dog or dating zoe quinn, then you're probably just an assravaged, trolling tranny with no cocks to offer.
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83157d No.291687
>>274767
>Kampfy shitposting posting in full kampfy style in a thread that isn't about him.
How the fuck have you gone this long without your own thread? You're playing with fire lad.
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54da98 No.291689
>>291685
i mean, trolling a military discount to ERP with yourself is pretty sad
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1c55e6 No.291693
>>291685
>Good
Ehhhhhhh
He was kind of shit, honestly. Just kind of blogposted while shilling for whatever Jewtendo's latest product is. And as he said reoccurring threads don't really belong on imageboards.
But there hasn't been /cow/ levels of faggotry attributed to him, and he mostly kept to his own threads.
Worst that's happened is a couple fags lost their avatar thread.
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e6dad5 No.291698
>>291684
>>291683
>>291685
>not a lolcow because I say so
>LARPing with nintendoshit is good entertainment to me so it's not lolcow
This is the kind of person that turns around and claims everyone of a certain political affiliation is a lolcow because it's not their own. Fags. Sage negated.
>>291687
<muh boogeyman
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8ea2f0 No.291701
>>291675
He's a cringy closet case who can't handle the slightest banter, but his analysis on imageboards is pretty perceptive.
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83157d No.291703
>>291698
>not a lolcow because I say so
No, he's not a lolcow because nothing in this thread has been funny. Post something that really embarrasses him if i'm wrong.
>>291698
<muh catchphrase
Nigger at least pretend to be someone else. Even goblin king rob would make poor attempts to sockpuppet.
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f77137 No.291704
>>291701
I think he forgets why /v/ has turned the way it has, though.
It goes far beyond just /v/, it's a more broad cultural thing. 2014 was the start of a lot of people's true awakenings. At first they thought it was just the media or "ES JAY DUBYAS", but by 2017 they realized how absolutely awful everything had gotten. It's easy to ignore the problems in your city, but when you really stop and think "my God, there are people selling crack every few hundred yards, there are crazy people living in the streets, there are houses literally falling apart on every block" it's not possible to go back to that Soma-like sense of "meh, whatever".
This blackpill seeps into every part of your life, including posting habits. A man roleplaying as Nintendo products might have been fun when you were blissfully ignorant of the rampant decadence in your country - your own city, even.
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c233e2 No.291733
>>291704
Yes, but look what that kind of mindset has done. The political center is deemed a forbidden zone, a option for cowards, and the landscape of discussion has turned into shitposting and memes. If you think the Kekistan shit is cringy, then remember that the heart of this cancer lies in that kind of thinking that we must go extreme in our sides now because the center is the complacency that turned your country and your own city into this kind of shithole.
"No fun allowed, else Jamal and Abdul is just gonna break into your house, steal your shit and fuck your wife while Schlomo is gaining his shekels from you being cucked, just as the rest of the normalfaggot ledditers out there." This is what /v/'s current attitudes has turned into in a sentence, and you can attribute it to the fact that they were the first one who discovered how firm the SJWs hold the video game industry now via GamerGate, which was the start of darkness for the current era.
This was not the /v/ I used to know myself, way back pre-GG, back when the joke about PS3 is it has no games. Hell, I still remember the days when moot changed the background 4/v/ into this rainbow-colored Yaranaika GIF, alongside the song "Always" by Erasure playing on the background, and what you did to make it stop was to download an extension of sort. He did it because the flash game Robot Unicorn Attack, which became popular in the board that time. This was back when recaptcha wasn't implemented yet, which only came in response to Kimmo Alm constantly spamming shit about his forced namefag imageboard for pedos. But back then, I felt that I was a part of /v/ and I had this fellow-feeling with them, because we were actually having fun raging at each other, posting trollface and whining about being virgin NEETs. You can't do that anymore in the current /v/, which is in 8/v/ now.
In other words, Zoe Quinn ruined everything, including the cultural landscape, the sanity of /v/, the political discourse, and fun itself. And /v/ is like that because they didn't get the retribution that they want against Zoe Quinn. Thank her for everything.
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eba312 No.291745
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>>291704
>>291733
>>291675
You got it slightly wrong. Although your analysis on the poisoning of the political landscape of /v/ through the disappearance of our toys over the years is bang on, the statements on the source of all of it and the ROB threads in themselves are wrong. Hate to say it to you. First, ROB threads are product of a time, when vidya was so tremendously shit, that there were hardly any recent games /v/ wanted to talk about and older games got banished to /vr/. Second together with the culture war that has been shoved down our throats long before Chelsea was even a blip on /v/'s radar in frame of that ruined gamejam at the end of April 2014 comes the fact that there is Vidya and happenings worth talking about again. In the last month alone we had 3 good games. Switch and the PS4 (still a brick nobody needs) are getting games as well. Still far remove from the situation of 99 mind you.. IRL we are dealing with a shift to the rightwing attitudes due to how shit everything is. Vid related. Its some meta autism on the recent development of the online dissident right which I call Twix. With all those factors combine, ROB's cosplay adventures are the last thing the average /v/irgin views as necessary part of the culture. Sage, because ROB is still not a lolcow. Some of his distractors are huge spergs though.
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c233e2 No.291747
>>291745
>Second together with the culture war that has been shoved down our throats long before Chelsea was even a blip on /v/'s radar
Yes, but I didn't imply it started with Chelsea. Game reviews were seen as a joke back then, and the same with the SJWs. But that's it, they're simply a joke. Nothing more. They're not gonna be taken too seriously. But then GG happened and exposed it all. Then they blew up. Chelsea's thotery was the sharp crescendo that intensified it all, mostly likely.
But the greatest concern I have is that this surge of the right-wing views will slowly die down until everything's back to "meh, whatever" again. When the momentum of the left/SJW dies down, so does the right's, but nothing still changes and everything's still shit. If that happens, the whole situation will have leave people discocksed with their lives and exhausted from all the political fighting, yet nothing changed. Back to zero again. Everything is still shit, but people are just tired from trying to change it. So what now?
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6449ad No.291753
>>291747
>But the greatest concern I have is that this surge of the right-wing views will slowly die down until everything's back to "meh, whatever"
It's been three years and that hasn't happened, in fact it's only progressed. It's slowly becoming socially acceptable to do and say things that would have gotten you ostracized in 2010.
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d7171d No.291771
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>>291747
>Chelsea's thotery was the sharp crescendo that intensified it all, mostly likely.
Recheck some history. A good place for it is >>>/irc/. Beyond whats covered there, I suggest you to start around 2010. This is also were the long drought started As I said, it was shoved down /v/'s throat way before Chelsea was a blip on our radar. Remember that comic in which /v/ was fighting a gigantic bluehaired landwhale with tumblr nose? Remember Tropes VS women? By the way, Anita's influence already has caused the latest COD to be a commercial flop.
>But the greatest concern I have is that this surge of the right-wing views will slowly die down until everything's back to "meh, whatever" again.
Have fun with praying to Lord for that. It has been three years already already and the right wing attitudes won't go away. I suspect they are going to get worse, because there is a K/-shift going on IRL and SJW are doubling down. SJW always double down. Leftist nutjobs are already attempting to start a civil war and we are not even in the collapse.
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e6dad5 No.291814
>>291703
>muh opinions
>muh muhs
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9a1b12 No.291840
>>291771
>Recheck some history. A good place for it is >>>/irc/. Beyond whats covered there, I suggest you to start around 2010. This is also were the long drought started As I said, it was shoved down /v/'s throat way before Chelsea was a blip on our radar. Remember that comic in which /v/ was fighting a gigantic bluehaired landwhale with tumblr nose? Remember Tropes VS women? By the way, Anita's influence already has caused the latest COD to be a commercial flop.
I know about Anita. I'm just speaking from what I remember here and not actually checking about resources, which is why who I describe things will be really sketchy and patchy about it. While I do know about Tropes vs Women, it wasn't that of a big deal for me back then because I thought that she's not gonna make it big. The same things how I saw the SJWs. And some of the things I mentioned are maybe before 2010, excuse me if I do miss details or whole chapters. I'm just saying things from the top of my head.
Besides, I do remember playing the earliest builds of Minecraft in the Firefox browser. And when 4/v/ raided Club Penguin in all purple penguins, saying "Purple Pride, Server Wide". (Back then, I didn't have an inkling of the joke behind that slogan.) I dunno who early really that is, but I'm pretty sure the SJWs weren't such a big problem back then.
>>291753
>>291771
Well, three years isn't that long. In fact, I'm surprised that whenever I look up on the date of release of the things I still enjoy today, I see that they're around maybe 10 years or older and I say to myself "Well, it has been that long? It only seemed like yesterday".
Besides, while I really don't see the right-wing falling down anytime soon, I really hope it doesn't: You might hate the obnoxiousness of the Kekistanis and other /pol/shit right now, but that's a little price to pay for how things would have turned out if the creeping of the left-wing in the everyday lives were left unchecked. Imagine how things would have been today if we just let them take over us. I don't want that to become a reality.
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4243cf No.291894
>>291840
Yes and yes. What you are describing is very early in the timeline of open infiltration. Remember how the financial crisis razed down multiple studios and then indiegaming was suddenly a thing but freeware wasn't? I suggest checking out those logs. Memory is a funky thing and you should jog it from time to time. The rightwing is winning right now, because the the American Empire is getting gutted right now.
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9a1b12 No.291947
>>291894
>The rightwing is winning right now, because the the American Empire is getting gutted right now.
I'd say that the right-wing is gutting out the American Empire as it is today, and want to replace it with something different: They still do like the idea of America as a "Military and cultural hegemonic power that has the ability to intervene on world affairs that have far reaching effects and consequences", but they don't like many of the core ideals behind that. They're gutting out the empire, and putting new ideological organs into it.
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8b3310 No.294013
>>291947
More like it was gutted over a decade ago and the American Empire is just picking up the pieces while everything else falls apart. By 2020 we will know which way that empire will be heading.
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42e6a7 No.328553
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5386fe No.328771
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f5a854 No.382320
>>274455
>grasping at straws this fucking much
The ROBfag barely qualified as a lolcow. Maybe that whole trolling the amerimutt army to buy nintendo products can be a lolcow move, but that's not enough to call the ROBfag an actual lolcow. OP, I personally think you're more of a lolcow than the ROBfag can ever hope to claim a lolcow tile.
>>328771
<Anyone who doesn't agree with me is the ROBfag and/or a ROBfag defender
You need to get outta here, fam.
>>274510
What the fuck is this autistic pic? Now this is some lolcow worthy shit right here.
>>274844
The ROBfag isn't but OP of this thread is sure is a lolcow. And by lolcow I mean like Sons of Kojima levels of lolcowness.
>>291693
>Worst that's happened is a couple fags lost their avatar thread
First, ROB threads are NOT avatar threads and second, /v/ pretty much lost another fun sets of threads that make that place worth a damn just because spergs thinks it's "not vidya" and that /v/ decided to become /vpol/ (Which IMHO is a big mistake for /v/).
>>291704
>Implying that things have gotten worse just recently
Let me tell you a simple truth that not everyone knows about; there is nothing new under the sun with the human species. Humanity acted the same way for thousands of years and no amount of technology advancements, ideology, or social engineering will ever change the human instinct within everyone. Things have always "gotten worse&worse" with each decade/century passing by but the only different is that you're just noticing things more than usual right now.
>>291894
>The rightwing is winning right now
>Implying
Then why are all of the (((neocons))) of burgerland are still in power?
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d13d85 No.382566
>>382320
>Bumping your own dead thread with this much damage control
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888742 No.382589
>>274455
Are you seriously this mad over someone you don't like that you made a thread on them? People like you deserve a good doxing or two.
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efd543 No.382610
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5c37bb No.489622
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ca924b No.489752
>>489622
He also bought Sony products, looks like defending his sorry ass was in vain.
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a652ac No.489754
>>489622
>R.O.B.OP posts in the 4am threads
Every single person that tried to defend him by saying he was only an avatarfag in his own threads can eat a fucking dick now. It also explains why so many people were defending him when his threads were, deservedly, getting shitposted to death.
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49aa7b No.489856
ROB threads were autistic avatarfagging and I'm not shedding too many tears for losing them but he's not really a lolcow.
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b2e85f No.521324
>>489754
Do 4AM fags have a thread?
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abf386 No.521327
>>521324
Fuck off eurocuck.
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694f7c No.574561
>>382320
>Then why are all of the (((neocons))) of burgerland are still in power?
Because conservautists and /pol/aid drinkers can't accept that they lost and SJW kikes won the culture war for good. This is sonething that anyone who isn't autistic can attest to.
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e0821a No.574768
>>574561
Totally worth necrobumping a 7 month old post. The fuck are you trying to slide /leftypol/?
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b73679 No.575191
ROB is a gigantic cocksucker and all the people who defend him are autistic.
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2946dd No.578425
>>521324
The shitheap that was 4am was hysterical.
t. autist who started the drama 3 years ago by shitposting a little too hard
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e1a1e7 No.596517
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0bc0b0 No.597415
>going into /v/
Yeah, the ROB threads are like the least of that boards problems. The absolutely horrendous biased job that the moderation teaml does and Mark bringing over his faggot friends from real life into the board is another problem.
Then there's all the pedophilia apologism and the neverending threads for a shitty german visual novel called Unteralterbach or something like that. They have been making generals for that shitty game for about 5 years now. You know, the one where all the characters you get to fuck are based on actual "child models" and other stuff. Most of /v/ sees no problem with this and if you call them out you are a goon which is their favourite buzzword.
You can get banned for criticizing any weeb game for any given reason, they usually don't care if you rant about a western game or just straight up call it shit, but do the same thing with a Japanese titty game and then risk getting reported by a mass of angry weebs.
Their excuse for this is usually that you didn't give constructive criticism or you are just baiting even if you do, nevermind that this doesn't apply to western titles.
Then there's the fucking 4AM threads which are composed of a bunch of avatarfags talking about their mentally-ill daily life and how depressed they are. Also they are legit shitty people.
Mark himself is a fucking spaz who can't be matched, he is a wealthy New York Jew who doesn't work and basically gets his hook-nosed parents to buy him everything, a huge Nintendo fanboy, fat as fuck, probably a pedophile and likes taking pictures of his asshole. Dude loved making stickies where he posted pictures of himself eating large cakes while his retarded users celebrated him.
Don't get me started on the Gamergate generals.
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8d3645 No.597424
>>597415
Careful, anon. The pedo posters might sperg the fuck out on this board.
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75b3ad No.597555
>>597415
/v/ hates Mark though, you can't post for five seconds without someone bringing up how much they justifiably hate him. Mark could really use a /cow/ thread, honestly.
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9ccd6a No.598156
>>597415
I stopped browsing /v/ regularly two weeks ago and I feel a lot more in control of my life, like I gained brain cells by just not going there.
I wanna say the board just reflects the state of how video games are, but it really isn't. You honest to God cannot discuss shit unless it was a mildly popular game from around the 2000s. Only mildly though, if it's mainstream then God help you. They are the biggest fucking hipsters out there, if it becomes popular it's suddenly shit/tumblr/reddit/etc.
Actually that leads to another thing, when it will gain the average user something, they'll try and invoke wait they think as "/v/ culture." When called out on this, they'll pretend that most of /v/ isn't some sort of hivemind.
Just thinking of all of it makes me worked up.
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2e7c2b No.598369
>>597415
>anti-loli
You are a normalfag and 8chan isn't tthe site for you. Please go back to Plebbit. Thanks.
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2aa398 No.598589
>>598369
>not being into loli makes you a normalfag
<being this delusional
>>>/newgrounds/
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513aba No.602879
>>598156
I stopped browsing /v/ about 6-8 months now and I have never felt better, it's incredible how you can absorb so much negativity from a place.
>>598369
Got lost on your way to /v/? dork
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821e85 No.621625
>>597415
>>597424
>>597555
>>598156
>>598589
>>602879
>Anti loli and shit taste on videogames
>Pretending to be a well adjusted person while posting on 8chan
>Pretending to be a well adjusted person while posting on /cow/
Imagine being this pathetic
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46f0ae No.864143
I unironically miss ROBfag and his threads on /v/. Where is he now and how is he nowadays?
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52a864 No.864299
>>621625
>unironically being a pedo weeb faggot
>here of all places
It's amazing how you /v/irgins lack so much self-awareness.
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9b724e No.864552
>>864299
hey
stop the off-topic moralfag sperging
t. everyone
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0399e9 No.866014
>>621625
Damn the spic taught us all a lesson, don't forget to reblog your lolies at tumblr.
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