/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>53353

No.

>>53353

Sorry, that's a threadslave's job, we shall have to wait until he gets back from holiday.

>>53355

There was always more than one, I hope anyone didn't think all the Netherlands posts were from a single anon.

>>53356

I was implying I was one of the others.

>>53358

Nice, now your next task is to take or obtain a picture of said "big juicy tits", and then post them in this thread or the next.

TempleOS: Terry Calls Scary Nigger "Nigger" to His Face. (CIA edit.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pPbOv3PKNs

5:50

>>53351

train-anon here

If it's any consolation, she never got back to me after the date so I'm back in the old rut again

I feel surprisingly non-depressed about it though, maybe all these years of hardening myself emotionally paid off.

>>53361

That's a shame man, did you message her after the date at all?

>>53362

Yeah, I sent her a text on friday but she never replied

>>53363

Hmm, well I guess you can't say you didn't try. Odd that she would opt for radio silence though, after going out of her way to set up a date with you and actually go through with it, the absolute madwoman. I'd still wait a few days, or even a week before writing her off completely, you never know what may happen.

>>53353

That Image delivers in the kek!

>>53364

Beta uprising when?

>tfw no altruism with fellow neets and bot welfare claimed that take down the normon

>>53351

That's fair enough, I probably responded harshly.

Although you've done this a few times now where you will completely overreact and take everything literally when people are just trying to vent.

>>53367

I know, I've done a lot of introspection to try and figure out why I (and robots in general) feel so negative after reading or hearing about other people's social/romantic lives, and on a day in March when I was feeling particularly miserable and self-pitying, I wrote out my current conclusion in this thread: >>>/qq/2534

I'll repost the most relevant parts here, I felt bad for posting my inner thoughts there instead of here anyway, but I am well aware this will be majorly TL;DR, even by my standards:

> I know some people in my position act all sour grapes about girls and sex, and say they wanted nothing to do with them anyway, or perhaps they feel like everything is fine and perma-gf-less virginity is no big deal. But despite my best efforts at forcing myself to feel blissfully optimistic or indifferent to it all, inside I'm extremely bitter about the whole thing. I cannot express in words the amount of envy that boils up inside me whenever I see or read something that reminds me that most people in the world have friends, relationships, human intimacy, and so on, or have at least experienced those things. It kills me inside that I'm alone. I know it's irrational, but that doesn't stop it.

>Reading the OP to this thread made me angry and resentful to the point where I couldn't even read it in it's entirety, I was just thinking "how good would my life be if my biggest problem was that the girl I'm having regular sex with isn't very flexible". I don't have anything against you personally of course, or even against this thread existing, but man, when I get a reminder that I've been alone for my entire adult life, while most people have been up to all kinds of things with each other, it makes me want to die.

> I know that it's perhaps expected that a person would develop some emotional scars and issues after being starved of friendship or affection for so many years, but I still don't think I'm handling it in the best of ways. It feels like every post that so much as mentions having any kind of positive interaction with friends or girls is written specifically to spite me, and just reading it can pull me right back down into the depths of depression if I'm not careful.

>At this point I think it would be safe to say I'm "triggered" by it. I'll be feeling just fine, then I'll read about someone having friends or relationships or sex, and suddenly I'm overcome with all kinds of negative emotions. It's kind of pathetic, but I don't know how to stop it besides being magically pulled into an entirely different life. I've been trying to improve myself for over two years, trying to build myself up from a hikikomori mess and stop being alone, but I'm yet to make any perceivable progress on the social front, and it seems like it's not going to happen for years, if ever. I'm as bitterly lonely today as I was seven years ago, and I've hated every second of it.

>>If all or most NEETs suffer that kind of reaction due to desiring to have those attachments and not having them, then that helps me understand some of what they are feeling.

>I do think that's largely what it is. For instance, I believe wizchan is entirely people like myself, but who decided they'd had enough of the pain they would get from reading about normal people doing normal things, and moved somewhere where they could outlaw that kind of thing entirely. I also think the whole "REEEE NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD" thing was a meme designed specifically to mock and make light of NEET virgins getting outraged by normal people daring to post about doing normal things in front of them.

>It's not that funny when you're in that position though, there is a strong emotional torment that comes with being socially isolated. Reading about people who have all these things going on in their lives, all these people they're interacting with, all the places they've been, the things they've experienced, it can be torture. Meanwhile you've just sat in your bedroom stagnating in a pit of loneliness and despair for years on end with no obvious way out. It can quickly fill you with frustration and despair, and leave you just wanting to scream your insides out.

>all these novel size posts

Should I read Demons or catch up on the last few days of shitposting?

>>53353

>>53356

I TOLD you fuckers that I wasn't here to make the new thread. And you STILL let it hit the post limit.

Lazy cunts, the lot of you.

>>53371

You should have made one before you left, it's not right to push your responsibilities onto others. You're lucky we don't pay you, otherwise we'd have to withhold paying you for this month.

11

Post good songs lads, looking to expand my collection.

>>53375

what kind of music do you like, lad?

should probably get out of bed lads, I was planning on going out today.

>>53377

normie

>>53377

I know that feel, I just got up and made breakfast now, despite initially waking up at 9am-ish.

>>53379

Yeah I initially got up at half 8 had a pee and then came back up. Ive been falling in and out of sleep and watching youtube videos since.

>>53376

EDM, Techno, House, Acid House, Classical, Rock, Heavy Metal, 80s/90s pop, Funk, Jazz, Breakbeat (think Nujabes and similar), Trip Hop, and some others but I basically like everything except the stuff that gets played on the radio nowadays.

>>53381

>Acid House

How about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOWI-w3_1-I , one of the earliest attempts at acid house out of the UK, that was quickly recalled because it literally blew the speakers up the first time it was played in a club.

The reason why is that normally before vinyl is pressed, the mastering engineer is supposed to apply a hi-pass filter to minimise really low sub bass frequencies, so that when it's played back on a turntable the needle isn't being pushed too hard, and also so you can fit more content on the record (more bass = wider grooves needed = less play time). Clubs often had huge bass bins, sometimes entire walls of them, and a hefty amounts of graphic equalizers to make up for the loss. However, because they "forgot" to apply the filter on this record, the sub bass was unexpectedly loud, and it was legitimately dangerous to play, in a time where there was no protection between the DJ's mixer and the club's sound system. They quickly recalled it, remixed it, and re-released it, with a version that unfortunately wasn't nearly as good.

Another fun fact about the record, is that the B-side has no music, but instead has some trippy artwork etched into the vinyl itself, with only a "secret" outer ring that plays a sample saying "thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you and thank you very much". I'd post a picture of it, but I can't find one online, and my dad's copy is currently at my dad's house.

When I was 14 or so I had a 36 year old girlfriend in RuneScape. I had her on MSN and she was quite attractive and lived in London. We regular had cyber sex ingame and she would buy me expensive gifts such as an Obby Cape. She also played with her son who I recall being about 18.

>>53383

Nice one, can't say I'm not jelly.

I can't remember if I told this before, but back when I was 14/15 I was pretty desperate, and there was one particular same-aged girl I only knew over msn that I became pretty infatuated with. After a few weeks of trainwreck-tier flirting, I eventually got her on webcam (very overexposed, from a high angle, you know the score), got her mobile number, and we even "sexted" on one occasion, which also happens to be the furthest I've ever gotten with a girl. A while later I found out through another girl from her school I had on msn that she was a proper midget (not an actual dwarf, but not far off), and a bit of a slut. In retrospect, I probably should have guessed that from her telling me she was sending half-naked pictures of herself to various people, including myself after much begging. After about 3 months she went on holiday and then never spoke to me again, and that was the end of that.

An extra detail that I'd like to confess, is that one time when we were on webcam together we drew each other stickmen pictures of ourselves in suggestive/sexual scenarios, because neither of us was willing to use microphones. I still have these drawings in a drawer somewhere, and even though I don't want to ever look at them again, I can't bring myself to throw them away. I also made her a song, as I had been into making music for about 18 months at that point. Don't get me wrong though, I wasn't a complete faggot, it was a breakbeat-techno instrumental thing inspired by the fact her hobby was snowboarding, it wasn't some soppy love song. Might as well post it, but please keep in mind that I was 14 and this was late 2006: https://my.mixtape.moe/btoost.mp3

>>53385

Just from his body language you can tell he's a beta faggot.

>>53386

I will never understand how these lefty beta male low test soylent faggots can tolerate being such a disgrace of a man, I mean fuck. I get horrible anxiety in new situations and have autism and empathy problems and I still pulled myself up and started getting in shape, I bench 57kg / 114 pounds which isn't that much and I could pick that faggot up and snap him. How can these lefties put up with being such effeminate limp wristed WEAK faggots? god I hate them and their fucking soylent products so much.

Just spent £5 on a big bag of pick'n'mix.

>>53388

loon

Do you lads like this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWbL3r3fRU

>>53387

How do you bench 57kg? You're putting 18.5kg either side?

Bench is my weakest so I don't do it, probably not the best plan tbh.

>>53388

M A D M A N

>>53391

>Bench is my weakest so I don't do it

all the more reason TO do it tbh

>>53391

The bar is 20kg, then two 15kg plates on it that puts it at 50kg then two 2.5kg plates for 55kg then two 1.25kg plates for 57.5kg

>>53393

Yeah, you're not wrong.

I do some barbell presses every now and then but rarely exceed 24kg per arm.

It's my form, I can't seem to help but crack my shoulders out when I do it.

What are your stats lad?

Bench, Squat, Deadlift etc.

>>53395

modest anon rounds down, that makes sense though, that is what I was fishing for.

>>53394

haha, bit brutal

>>53396

Not the guy you were asking but My squats are 70kg, barbell row is 55kg, benchpress 57.5kg, overhead press 35kg and deadlift 80kg, that's all I do with my routine.

>>53399

i'm addicted to jap wank games tbh

>>53400

I actually meant asmr videos. Not vidya gfs.

>>53396

70kg bench, 82.5kg squat, 112.5kg deadlift, 42.5kg ohp

>>53401

gave up on female ASMR personally, got sick of the disappointing inevitability of every one of them turning out to be whores

>>53403

>bf simulation

Whatever floats your boat, but some of them are nice girls.

>>53404

>bf simulation

nope, i just listen to ASMRSoundSpace and ASMRSurge now because they focus purely on sound and never speak. I only use ASMR to get to sleep anyway, so the visual aspect is completely lost on me.

>>53405

>so the visual aspect is completely lost on me

Do you even get tingles?

>>53406

That's rich coming from a "gf experience" nonce.

ASMR was always audio-focused. That is until, surprise surprise, the female element entered the equation.

>>53407

>he doesn't get tingles

WEW

>>53402

Nice lifts man, how long have you been going to the gym?

>>53409

Thanks lad, and about 8 months

>>53411

I am familiar with this sensation.

>>53411

perfectly timed

>>53411

>edge for 8 hours

>finally cum

>literally the exact moment i ejaculate, i immediately think "what the fuck is wrong with me, what am i doing with my life"

every time

I requested a non SSRI antidepressant and got an NRI. It has flooded my system with adrenaline. I am no longer human.

>>53416

Is that good or bad?

>>53416

>I am no longer human

you're posting on /britfeel/ lad, you were never human

>>53417

I don't fucking know lad. I'm not sure. It feels good but it's a bit intense and I can't help but feel I would burn out using it everyday. I was told it would take weeks to have any difference, like other antidepressants. I was expecting it to be milder. I will use it for three more days then make a judgement call. It honestly feels like the energetic body high of cocaine but without the intense dopamine rush/euphoria. Seems a bit mental. Originally I wanted bupropion, which works with adrenaline AND dopamine, but they only prescribe it for smoking here. I wanted it because it's been used with some success for those on the schizophrenic spectrum. Got offered this instead. Feeling a bit overwhelmed.

>>53419

I mean to help them quit smoking, by the way. I was asking for it for depression/anxiety.

>>53421

*blacks your path*

See you tomorrow lads, I have a date.

>>53423

Good luck mate, tell us the story next time you're around. Are you one of the previous lads who had girls/dates recently, or are you yet another addition to the growing list of lucky /britfeel/ lads? I'm starting to wonder if I blasphemed Cupid in a past life or something.

>>53423

Same. How coincidental.

I'm bricking it to be honest. I'm going to slam half a bottle of vodka and take at least 10-20mg of valium before I set foot out the house.

IM PROBABLY GONNA FUCK IT UP AND MAKE IT SUPER AWKWARD

My main paranoia right now is that she's just not going to show up even though my friend told me she is interested. If she doesn't show up I think I'll just drink myself to death.

>/britfeel/ - date discussion

>>53428

I guess we should fall asleep on trains more often.

>>53429

>>53428

I fully recommend getting drunk in public.

IM NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW

I've never been on a real date before where I actually asked a girl out.

What if this is just some form of trickery and she is trying to do something malicious?

>>53432

Sounds like baseless paranoia, if she happens to be a cunt, well then you can move on with your life, but most women are looking for men for the same reasons men look for women. Old obscure synth-punk song related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8IU8vN6aqs

>>53433

I hope so.

I just wish I could see the positive side of something for a change. Everything anyone does I'm always paranoid they're trying to trick me.

I fear not being like this would make me easily manipulated however.

I wish there was a way to make my brain permanently on valium.

>>53434

This might come across as blunt, but most adults simply don't think enough about other individuals (i.e. yourself) enough to try and hurt them in the fashion of a manipulative school bully. It's also fairly self-centred to think that everyone around you is a piece of shit trying to ruin your day/life, and thinking you're the sole innocent soul in the world.

That's not to say I've never been guilty of believing this myself, but while tackling my various anxieties I've learned that people are generally alright. They're trying to stay out of trouble and not get on anyone's bad side, they like being friendly and sociable, and most of all, they very much like all things love and sex related.

>>53436

Thanks for the advice.

I guess I'll report back in 1-2 days on how things went.

IM PROBABLY GONNA FUCK IT UP AND MAKE IT SUPER AWKWARD

>>53437

Attempting to predict the future won't help you, try to avoid making self-fulfilling prophecies. The only thing you need to do now is get some sleep, leave the plans and preparations for tomorrow.

>>53381

>80s pop

I just came across this synth-pop album ("SSQ - Playback", 1983). Never heard of the group before now, but it sounds pretty cool, and it certainly feeds my synth addiction as well as my lust for rare/obscure music. Definitely not the most musically or lyrically interesting album in the world, but I like the relative simplicity and under-produced-yet-still-polished sound of it, as well as the lead singer's soft and pure sounding voice, it's intriguing. The track "Anonymous" in particular stood out to me, it sounds very haunting, and the subject matter is very fitting for a place like this. It must be pretty unknown, because I'm sure if it was then I'd have seen other anons posting it around just for the novelty of "we are anonymous" being the chorus of an 80s synth-pop track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQpepDcBRzc (Anonymous)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvVscY3cnEo (the full album)

excellent

fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6ZWa4X_PE

test

test

>>53438

I've planned and prepared everything which is kind of a relief.

Now all I need to do is get drunk, leave the house and whatever happens happens.

GONNA FUCK IT UP AND MAKE IT SUPER AWKWARD

>>53443

>I've planned and prepared everything which is kind of a relief.

Nice, good job lad.

>Now all I need to do is get drunk

Lad.

>GONNA FUCK IT UP AND MAKE IT SUPER AWKWARD

LAD. Well, I'm not going to pity you if you do, you're the one trying to meme your own failure into reality after all. Self-sabotage is no joke. Why not cut yourself some slack instead, and praise yourself for taking a chance and making this happen, rather than jumping in and ruining whatever positivity you have by immediately putting yourself down by crushing your own hopes. It's like you're bullying yourself, at a time when you have every reason to be supportive and encouraging of yourself.

>>53435

You should taper off loql fellow valiumfag, sounds like you're becoming pretty dependent on it.

I'm so bored lads, booked an entire week off and I have nothing to do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I'm not in work but I'd rather be doing something more than sitting in my room.

>>53448

I know how you feel, finished college and can't find work, nothing to do in my life until uni starts.

>>53446

Also, how much valium were you actually taking a day?

>>53448

I've got 4 weeks off and nothing to do, really reinforces the feeling of worthlessness

>>53394

Anon thats fantastic news, feel glad for you .

>>53452

thanks lad, i just hope it's a problem with him and not her, that way the piece of shit will never breed

So there's some pakis at work who wash cars in the car park for $6. I gave him a tenner and told him to keep the change hoping he would do a good job. He was some 7ft monster paki with broken English and he seemed almost shocked that I was paying him more than I should.

About 2 hours later he comes into the store and is like "I finish car, I clean good" in some broken English.

I finish work, leave the shop and he comes back up to me and is like "here, I show you car, good job?".

It was fucking perfect, it actually looks like it came right out of the factory brand new, never seen it like this since I bought it 2 years ago. I told him how impressed I was and he was like "next wash for you free, yes?".

I'll just give him another tenner and ask him to keep the change, what a great guy. Can't stop looking at how shiny it looks.

There's a lad at work who used to be a brony and got bummed by an ugly tranny.

>>53423

That was a bit odd. I went to hers and we just sat opposite each other at a small table and ate cake, she had bought a selection of drinks and insisted I try them all, then she spoke about films and music for a bit. She said she wanted to play a game, but she couldn't think of a game for two people, she was a bit tipsy, think I missed my chance to be a bit saucy. Towards the end I was thinking she was going to kiss me but she never. As I left she gave me a letter which was strange, but the strangest thing is she spoke Japanese the entire time, thank God there were subtitles.

>>53457

I'm curious as to why he told anyone at work, I hope he's not proud of it.

Not really the same league, but when I was in work there was a young lad who always went around telling everyone things like "haha crashed my car again this morning", "haha, I went clubbing last night and haven't been to bed", and even "haha, I put a mince pie in the oven [the big industrial ones in the factory intended for baking paint onto metal chassis, that require no contamination]", basically making sure he never got promoted.

>>53458

Consider me rused.

>>53455

>he doesn't wash his own car

The fall of the white man.

Lenny Mania 4 - Big Lenny King of the Misfit Maniacs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHBlbxAAmcY

>>53462

Porno addicts and cookie cutters BTFO

Why do our own brains bully us lads. Recently I've noticed mine trying to minimize all of my accomplishments or try to put them down to other factors outside of my control. I don't have any pictures of Sam on this machine but one would be appropriate here.

>>53464

I meant Snake. I don't think anyone has pictures of Sam.

>it's a /next door leave their dogs outside while they are out/ espisode

My head hurts, this seems more based in myth but can some one hypothetically get red pilled on poisoning a dog next door?

>>53469

poison the neighbours instead lad

>>53467

Thanks lad that's a good explanation. I think you give a lot of good advice even if some others here don't.

>>53470

Well good point they are loud cunts who are still living like 20 something,hedonist's at 50 something. Has multiple kids with different fathers, prone to excessive drinking etc

How could I poison them?

>>53472

slap a cheeky UKIP sticker on their window and phone the police to report them for extremist white-supremacist views

might also be worth mentioning that you're a transgender paki just to make sure the police take it seriously

>>53475

fucking baaaased

based black pede!

https://youtu.be/5DcA1TtaP_c

>>53476

This. Any BASED Black British patriots here?

>>53477

Trans black tbf.

>>53476

I really don't understand all the love Lauren Southern gets, she's apparently only like 21 or something but she already looks like a haggard 30 year old. Not to mention the caked-on makeup and dyed blonde hair.

>>53475

A large portion of /pol/acks are really getting their just deserts for going turncoat and acting all superior and know-it-all when exactly the same thing happened with GamerGate, because now the same thing is happening to them. The KotakuInAction subreddit started becoming more prominent, the e-celebs were blowing up, and you started getting all this "I'm a transsexual gamer, and I'm #NotYourShield" crap. Instead of ignoring all the faggotry and continuing to work towards the various elements of "the cause" in their own way, they decided instead that the whole thing was ruined, wasn't cool any more, and just watched chimpout livestreams all day instead.

>"Go look at the people who are prominent figures in [the alt-right], and see how many of them have Indiegogo campaigns, how many of them have Kickstarter campaigns, how many of them have Patreons, how many of them have ad revenue on their fucking videos; everybody's making a buck, and they're all making a buck doing the same shit the people we were supposed to be fighting against were doing. They're crying harassment, and then making money off of it, and it's fucking bullshit, but they don't seem to mind."

>"Add on top of that all the SJW language, all the SRS bullshit, where you hear them using words like "toxic", and "signal boost", and "tone-police", and all the other 13-year-old girl fucking phrases and terms that shouldn't be anywhere associated with this. You had to do just one thing; attack, attack, attack. Keep the pressure up, and your opponent, in this case, [kikes], and the SJW cultural marxist bullshit, they'll fold. They'll make a mistake and make themselves look stupid, like other people did, and you capitalise off of that."

>"The saddest fucking thing about all of this is, it wasn't mainstream media, it wasn't multimillion dollar corporations, it wasn't corrupt journalists, and it wasn't social justice warriors that killed [the alt-right]. [The alt-right] shot itself in the foot, by becoming what they were fighting, and that is just too much to fucking handle."

>"I wanted to fight tumblr, not become it, and I will not ally myself with people who are just as bad as the opposition. Let 'em go whore themselves out for money, let 'em become what they're fighting, and see how much fucking momentum they get, see how much they accomplish doing that. They lost their edge, and they forgot their principles and their values, and there's just no fucking excuse for it, there's no excuse for doing that."

- Internet Aristocrat in his "final message" to GamerGate, November 2014. Who by the way, is now the proud owner of a Patreon account himself.

>>53481

I'm listening to Peterson now, I really like him tbh. You're right about the cult of personality thing though, it's highlu cringeworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ

Gas the kikes tbh lads.

Also, fuck video games.

>>53482

I'm not saying Peterson is bad, he makes a lot of salient points, but you can't question a single thing he says on /pol/ without being called a shill and told to return to reddit.

I know everyone's fond of the old "[board] was always shit" meme, but /pol/ genuinely wasn't anywhere near as bad as it is now before the campaign started. You used to be able to have actual discussion (not always of course, there was always an element of trolling and underagers given that it's an anonymous board) and anyone who just replied with shit like "SHILL!" was promptly ridiculed and told to bring an argument or fuck off.

Now the board is full of trash from the_donald and underage posters.

>>53481

I don't know about halfchan, but on 8/pol/ there has been, and still is, a big top down push for Trump/alt-right approved political leader worship by the mods. I get it, we all wanted him to win the election, and he was the best candidate (that actually stood a chance at winning) in decades, but he's not "god emperor", nor is he Hitler reincarnated. You can't justify locking or deleting threads that talk about his connections with kikes or anything generally negative about him.

Trump aside, there is also no justification for outlawing homesteading threads, self-improvement threads, white culture/history threads, and so on. Anything that's about making the white race better, or inspires learning / intelligent discussion gets bumplocked. They've made a forceful effort to dumb the board down to sketchy looking fake news posts, Trump worship, and an unhealthy amount of underage shitposting, and it's sad.

>>53483

I agree.

>>53484

Eh, fuck new video games, but I still like the old ones. Although saying that, I recently gave The Witcher 3 a second chance, and I'm really glad that I did because I've been enjoying the shit out of it. Not enjoyed a "new" game like this for a very long time, maybe 7 or 8 years. I first played it in 2015 when it first came out, and it was just too buggy for me, Geralt controlled like shit, and there were also lots of really annoying things regarding the HUD and menus, so I dropped it very quickly. However, through patches over the years, most of the glitches have now been fixed, there's an option to make Geralt's movement tolerable, and the UI has been entirely revamped, so it's just a joy to play now.

Only remaining things I don't like is that 1. Geralt is too much of a beta cuck around his strong independent girlfriend who don't need no man (adding to the problem is that there's hardly any alternative romance options, unlike what I know of the first two games), and 2. the game has ruined my sleep pattern several times.

>>53485

>>53486

Not sure what you can do about faggots shitting up a board. I do miss the MYGA threads, there are boards for self improvement, but it was nicer with your anonymous online nazi friends.

>>53487

Fuck video games that are new to me, I don't even enjoy classics that I've never played before. It must nostalgia that gets me through old ones. I bought a fresh PC when Fallout 4 came out, played through half of New Vegas then sold the PC without ever installing 4.

>>53489

Maybe you just don't like video games, lad.

>>53489

>Not sure what you can do about faggots shitting up a board

Nothing.

The old method used to be to forcefully assimilate them by constantly telling them to shut the fuck up and lurk moar, but now they've reached displacement levels thanks to faggots constantly posting epik screencaps and linking threads on reddit.

>>53490

b-but I used to

>>53491

That seems to be all I do, it's obviously not working. I don't know why they so brazen. First time I went on 4chan I was shitting myself, took me a month to post.

>>53489

Hmm, I share your opinion regarding the vast majority of post-2005 games, almost all of them feel like an insult, but I'm always finding old games I've never played before that turn out to be great fun.

>Fallout

Eh, I never liked those games either. 1 and 2 I just don't get along with, 3 I thought was terrible (played it several years after it came out), and New Vegas just didn't capture my interest beyond maybe 2 days of playing it, so I have no interest in ever playing 4. I think another one of the problems I have with the series is that I find the setting too depressing and colourless, if I wanted to experience that then I'd just go outside.

>>53492

>took me a month to post

For me it was about 3 years kek. Even though I don't watch anime any more, I really like 8/a/, it has the same vibe (and probably the exact same anons) that 4/a/ used to when I first came to halfchan, only slower. There's none of the 2013+ breed of anime fans, with their underage shitposting, "smh tbh fam, drink bleach and kys" cancer, and smug loli spam.

>>53493

I like the desert setting, but I mainly used it as a walking simulator, same with DayZ, just walked from place to place, neither were particularly good looking games for it though. I did start playing my megadrive again a few years ago, really liked Gunstar Heroes and Lunar, even bought a CRT for muh retro. Only thing I play now is 2D PS2 fighting games, which I'm shit at.

I'm enjoying the critique of /pol/ but this fallout bashing really hurts.

I won't let myself play it because there's a decent chance I won't come off it, don't know how you anons can be so different to me.

>>53495

Sorry lad, I wasn't really bashing it tbf, what do you like about it?

>>53489

>>53493

>>53495

I actually really enjoyed FO4, thought 3 was absolute shit, and NV was good despite being extremely overrated.

>>53494

Nice to know there is another member of the CRT master race here.

>Lunar

Lunar: The Silver Star? I started playing the original version of that a couple of months ago, mainly because it has less of the cringey voice acting than the saturn/playstation remake. I thought it was decent, but the battles were mostly a case of mashing a single button from what I played. I didn't get very far though, I got as far as Saith.

I've actually been thinking about delving into the "Ark the Lad" series, which was a series of tactical RPGs on playstation that started in 1995. I believe they were hits in Japan, but unfortunately weren't released in the west until a compilation was made in 2002, when the PS1 was already a dead platform. It was apparently a big inspiration for games like FF7, particularly regarding the CGI cutscenes, very ahead of their time. In fact I think it was one of the first games, or at least the first JRPG, to have an orchestral score especially recorded for it.

I've thought about streaming them, but I'm kind of shit at tactical RPGs and I don't know what the games are actually like past the first few battles, so I dunno. Could be too painful to watch, or maybe that would make it more entertaining, I dunno.

https://youtu.be/crgtWomWg90

>>53496

memories, I like open world. I played Fallout 3 when it came out and maintain that it is an incredible game for 2008. The beginning and main quest always kill me a little inside but other than that Bethesda produce a solid product.

Interesting games are often closed world, good open-world ones are often lackluster. Fallout 3 just seems well constructed, you can do the senseless grinding like in any self-respecting rpg, there's a lot of numbers you can increase (which i think is the most viscerally satisfying aspect of gaming), there are a few decent quests you can dive in and out of. I don't think I've ever been impressed by game narratives but a lot of Fallout 3 DC was amusing or interesting to me.

>tfw you stumble upon a crashed spaceship in your Winterized T-51b with only a Lincoln's repeater and a Shishkebab because you finally sorted everything into your megaton house.

Point Lookout is also comfy S P O O K Y tier too, hills have eyes/ true detective/ outlast vibes tbh.

ree, i'll prob have to play it in the summer now.

>>53501

Damn, I'm jelly as shit, or would be if you still had them. I've wanted a PVM for years, but most of the ones I see online are 9" or smaller. I won't accept anything less than a 14" model, but my dream is to own a 20" PVM. They're always collection only as well, which is normal for CRTs because they're fucking heavy, but I can't drive so it's sort of out of the question, unless it's somewhere one of my parents could realistically drive to.

What I do have is my sister's old early 2000s 14" LG CRT TV that still works like new, and a 14" Dell Trinitron multisync PC monitor from 1997 that I got for free off a friend years ago, but unfortunately it's a little dull in it's old age. I wish I still had my massive 4:3 CRT TV that I had in my teens, it was a badboy. Sadly, when I got an LCD "HD" TV that was actually a piece of shit, my mum put the CRT in the shed to rot. She threw it out a couple of years ago without my permission, which I'm not sure I'll ever truly forgive her for.

Not a big fan of the song but this lad can play.

>tfw darkies are better than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR4Mq1PqUpQ

Does the lad who was working with his dad have any tips for learning to sight read.

>>53508

Also last night when I got home was the first time my Dad ever mentioned he knew I had a drinking problem.

>be an alcoholic

>marry another alcoholic

>have a child

>be surprised that 22 years later you have an alcoholic son

What the fuck did he expect to happen? Thanks Dad.

>>53507

Strangely enough I do, because I've looked into this before myself. One tip I saw a lot is to keep your eyes towards the centre of the lines, never directly looking at the first/last word or two, which allows your eyes to scan the lines much quicker than scanning the entirety of them, thus improving the amount of content you can get through within a set period of time. Even if you don't completely catch what those outer words are, your brain can make them out just from the general shape of them, and it will also fill in any gaps with logical assumptions.

The downside to speed reading is that the information won't stick in your mind as well as it would normally, so unless you're revising for an exam the night before or something I wouldn't actually recommend it.

>>53508

She most definitely fancied a shag, my good lad.

>>53509

You're 22, not 12, you can't blame your parents for your fuck ups and bad decisions as an adult. Take some responsibility, the fact you currently believe that you need to get pissed out of your head just to leave the house is your problem, and your problem alone.

There's no advice in the world that can currently help you, because alcohol turns people retarded, illogical, and irrational. Until you get yourself off it, either by going cold turkey and building up your willpower, replacing the habit with something more healthy and less destructive, or even sending yourself off to rehab, there's not a thing that anyone else can say or do to help you.

I want to help you, because I can't stand seeing people trapped in self-hatred, depression, and anxiety like this, but getting off the drink has to come first. Forget dates or anything like that, they can't work until the drinking issue is under control. Not to mention it sounded like you also have a valium dependency, which also needs to be dealt with at some point, although I'd say the alcohol problem needs to be tackled first.

I guess the only question I have for you is this; do you want to be an alcoholic, and if not, what can you do today to start working on solving the problem? Keep in mind that even though this is ultimately your problem and your responsibility, I'll help you out to the best of my ability, and I'm sure others here will to. We've got your back, if you'd let us.

If you do want to be an alcoholic however, I'll stop interrupting your descent and consider you a lost cause until further notice. It's a fool's game to waste time on people that adamantly refuse help, or worse, refuse to help themselves.

>>53513

>Advising an alcoholic to go cold turkey from Alcohol.

I'd look that up if I was you lad, and rethink that particular stance.

>>53513

You don't know what addiction is like.

>>53511

Well, I doubt I'll ever see or hear from her again.

>>53512

G-guess I read your post too fast.

Sadly I don't have any advice on sight reading music, as I can't really read music myself. I can decipher it slowly, but that's about it. All I can suggest is doing it more often I guess, practice makes perfect.

>>53514

Eh, I won't claim to be an expert, but my initial thought is that the panic about "POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS" is vastly overblown, at least for someone like our lad here who has moments of soberness and can write eloquently. But of course, weaning off slowly is an option just as much of a good recommendation.

It really depends on the person in my opinion, some find it easier to reduce intake slowly, while others find that this leads to losing self-control after a drink or two, and drinking just as much as they would normally. Likewise, some people find it easier to quit it once and never go back, while others would find it difficult to establish the required restraint right off the bat, and relapse just as hard.

Perhaps the best method would be a combination of the two, weaning off to the point where it's not completely destroying you, then going cold turkey. I'll look into it some more.

>>53515

That's a bold claim, but it's true I don't have first hand experience with alcohol/smoking/drug abuse. I have dealt with more minor addictions though, computer/internet addiction, porn/masturbation addictions, etc., as well as speaking to a number of recovered alcoholics/smokers/drug abusers online and doing my own research.

Anyway, my point wasn't "I know how to get rid of your alcohol problem", because I'm sure it's clear to all that it's not my area, what I said was "I can't help you until you're not drinking all the time, but I will support you in your efforts to cut down if that's what you want to do".

I'm not going to quit. The best I can say is that maybe in the future I'll want to quit but right now I don't want to quit and I'm not even going to consider it.

You can call me a useless, weak willed, alcoholic fuckup as much as you want. I know I am and I don't care.

You can tell me how I'm ruining my health, my life, my relationships with other people. I know and I just don't care.

My problem will get worse and worse over time and I'm fully aware of that and it doesn't worry me one bit.

I passed out on my side one night and puked, had I fell on my back maybe I would have choked on my vomit and died in my sleep. Later on in that day I was drinking again.

That's about as blunt as it gets. No point in lying and saying how much I want to quit when I don't. I appreciate your advice but there's no point in lying to you.

>>53519

>when you let the ANT scum completely take over

Oh well, can't say I didn't try. So are we going to see an end to the constant "pity me lads, I got shit-faced again and I hate myself haha >tfw self-destructive and loving it" posts, because they're basically just attention-whoring at this point, especially if your actually doing all this out of conscious choice.

>>53520

>So are we going to see an end to the constant "pity me lads, I got shit-faced again and I hate myself haha >tfw self-destructive and loving it"

I don't recall constantly posting about this. I said I'd say how that date went and that was about it. Obviously getting shitfaced was an important detail to include since that kind of ruined it.

Apart from that I'm just using an anonymous image board to vent how I'm feeling because it's healthier than bottling up my emotions and I don't want to talk about alcoholism with friends.

>>53521

I assumed you were the anon who posts almost daily about getting drunk the night before, usually followed by throwing up all over yourself, and then stating how much you hate yourself for it. Apologies if I was wrong, but I'm not entirely convinced I was.

Well, if option A being healthier than option B makes a difference to you, it seems odd that you'd rule out option C entirely when it's healthier than both. Is your health and wellbeing perhaps something you care more about than you thought? I mean, you eat, drink and sleep everyday too right? That's what an organism that ultimately cares about the success of it's own existence would do after all.

>>53522

No, I don't recall ever throwing up on myself. I'm pretty good at making it to the toilet in time. And I think this is the first time in my life I've ever posted something self deprecating and that's obviously because I'm having a fucking awful day.

>>53523

"Throwing up all over yourself" was hyperbole, but okay, if that"s a different anon then I apologise for assuming it was you. I notice you didn't respond to the second half of my post, but if you'd like to just drop the topic then that's fair enough. I'll save it for another time, or some other anon.

>>53524

That's just not right. If you cover up his gut then he looks like a normal muscular man, but that barrel-mode shit just looks unhealthy.

>>53525

I didn't really know how to respond to the second half of your post.

>>53527

absolutely abominable

>>53515

Your brian is fried if you thought that was an appropriate response.

>>53529

>brian

I guess mine is too.

>>53529

Explain.

>>53532

Kek, yeah it's really something. I'm actually gonna screencap it and keep it in my improve folder, to remind myself how important it is to tackle irrational negative thoughts and never let them completely overcome me.

alright?

>>53534

Evening lad, how's your day been?

>>53533

I was just hungover, in a bad place and honestly I probably just over-reacted at what I did.

I mean, it wasn't that bad. (I think).

What a fucking tragic date though.

>>53535

its been pretty good, planning to go out for a walk in a little bit since the nights have been nice where i live. planning on drowning some puppies in the local reservoir tomorrow which im excited about

what about yourself?

>>53508

no sympathy for you norman

>>53536

It's useless to keep dwelling on it. The problem wasn't your performance during the date per se, instead it was that you'd started drinking before you'd even left the house, and then continued drinking while you were out until you couldn't even remember what happened. I'll add this though, ignore what your retard friend suggested about "leaving the conversation", and message her. Otherwise you are just fulfilling your own prophecy that this will be your last encounter, in the same way you fulfilled your own prophecy that you were "GONNA FUCK [the date] UP AND MAKE IT SUPER AWKWARD".

>>53537

>drowning some puppies in the local reservoir

I hope that's a euphemism.

>what about yourself?

I got up really late, had a shower and my breakfast, and that's it really. I'm gonna do some maths now, continuing my 17 day streak.

>>53538

ah! a fellow invalid! i was beginning to feel like a fish out of water.

>>53539

got up at 9:30am today which im pretty happy with, been slowly cutting it back for about a month and had a little lapse but i think im getting it under control again

what kind of maths are you doing?

>>53540

Nice work on the sleep pattern, keep it up.

I've just been using Khan Academy, had to start around 3rd grade (year 4) and I've worked my way up to 6th grade (year 7). It's starting to get quite challenging now though, before it was more reminding myself of things I'd long forgotten, but now I'm getting to things I've never learnt before due to not paying attention in school.

>>53541

I believe there is an anon here who is 5' 2" or 5' 3", so you're not even the shortest here, little friend.

>>53542

anything below 6' is suicide tier tbh

>>53503

They even had the optional speakers which were really good. I bought them all from a production company that was on the other side of the city, got a good deal though, ended up selling each of them for as much as I bought the bunch. I saw a mint one go for £530 on ebay, ludicrous.

>>53542

cheers, getting up earlier makes me feel a lot better

most people are shit scared of maths tbh so good on you for going back to it

Lads I worked late and come home to a cold dinner, but no need to feel sorry for me, I have received a parcel from the postman. It's velcro tape.

>>53543

>5' 11.5

thought i was safe

>>53544

Lucky bastard. Yeah some of the pricings on them are obscene, they've never been cheap but they've definitely gone up a lot since the whole CRT master race thing took off about 4 or 5 years ago.

>>53545

Thanks, yeah I was definitely one of those "mathphobic" people. I think I was scared of it because I neglected to ever learn my times tables, which is required to do just about everything in maths beyond addition and subtraction. In March I set aside a few weeks to really memorise it, using things like digital flashcards and online quizzes, and it's just made the whole of mathematics so much more accessible.

>>53548

What online quizzes did you use?

>>53552

Been a while since I've seen it, I thought it was pretty good though, particularly the visuals like you say. Some incredible artwork went into that film.

>>53553

RIP

>>53528

B-But Muh based quorn sausage, cooked waffle and beans :c

>>53509

would suggest switching to another less harmful vice like pot,but you might not find it as enjoyable.

It's too hot lads.

>>53556

It's pretty average here, whereabouts are you?

>>53556

It's been really hot here too. I just realised that we're hitting summer now and I'm going to experience hell again.

>>53558

Summer is the worst time for no gf. Why do all the girls look prettier when the sun is out?

>>53555

I smoke a bit of weed at night but I absolutely don't have a problem with it. I much prefer alcohol.

>>53559

I personally find girls in winter clothing more appealing.

>>53559

>>53561

I like both.

>>53561

Not even talking about how they're dressed tbf, they just seem happier. The qt I like smiled at me today, made me happy. Wish she were my gf lads.

>>53563

Do you think there's a chance you could make it happen?

>>53564

I have times where I think so, but I have extreme oneitis and I'm pretty awkward, and I have never asked a girl out, and I can't really avoid her if I asked and she said no, and others would find out. Fuck. She is so lovely she probably smiles at everyone.

>>53565

Well it sounds to me like you have every reason to try. Don't listen to your ANTs lad, they do not have your best interests in mind.

>>53565

probably has a bf already

>>53566

I'll do my best.

>>53567

I will kill him.

>>53567

>>53568

She's probably fucking Deano or Mikey right now, lad.

>>53569

Seems more like the type to go for Jonathan or Rupert. I can't compete with those lads.

>>53569

>>53570

I'm sorry, you must be from a different timeline, in this one all the lads here are getting dates, even if they're walking disasters. I bet a qt of my own is right around the corner in fact, any moment now.

>>53570

Those two are Doctor Who-watching numale cucks, is that really the type she'd go for?

>go to make cup of tea

>not quite enough milk

>go to use mum's skimmed milk to top it off

>it's gone bad

>didn't have a shower today because i'm choked with the cold so i can't even nip to the 24 hour asda for milk

doing a consider suicide

>>53572

Whatever posh handsome lads are called then, fuck.

>>53574

Oh, you're talking about Charlie and Will. My condolences mate.

>>53539

Nah, he told me to say something else to her. I think it's alright since I didn't send 2 messages in a row.

She's talking to me again and doesn't seem too disappointed in me for what I did last night. Honestly, I think I completely overreacted.

>>53575

Charles maybe, Charlie is a tip top lad.

>>53576

Was she drunk?

>>53576

That's great to hear lad. Yeah, I think you assumed a lot about the post-date situation, when in reality there was very little to go off of, in fact she seemed like she genuinely wasn't that bothered by whatever happened.

>>53578

Probably, she was drinking the same as me but like I said I had about 5+ big shots of vodka and 10mg of valium before I even met her.

>>53579

Nah, she didn't seem too concerned in her response, almost like it was no big deal.

To be honest I was just really really drunk. I didn't puke or break anything. Had I puked all over her house I think I'd probably have to delete her from facebook and never speak to her again.

who /midnightsnack/ here?

>>53581

me about 40 minutes ago

>>53582

What did you have?

>>53581

Not me, maybe later though, I got up at about 5pm and had dinner at about 9pm, so I'll be hungry at some point before dawn probably.

>>53583

toast on garlic sausage

>>53584

I was wrong, I didn't get hungry at all. Goodnight guys.

big floppy penis

>>53588

Good work man, I'm impressed.

I've been a real lazy shit this year with regards to working out, haven't exercised once since I left work at the end of November. All my strength/muscle from work has gone, and I'm back down to 10 stone (63.5 kg), and still dropping. Not really sure what to do, as I can't really be arsed with the whole dumbbells thing for the millionth time (it just doesn't really work, I get 3 or 4 weeks in and then burn out completely), and I'm still unwilling to go to a gym for a variety of reasons.

I'd like to be someone who works out and isn't a skinny skeleton, but the thought of putting all that effort in just to burn out after a short while again really puts me off.

>>53589

Are you the lad who doesn't eat enough?

http://www.otakutale.com/2017/bbc-interviews-girls-und-panzers-character-designer-fiction-like-this-should-be-banned/

Kek.

>>53590

Yeah, I was trying to eat more when I was working out, but I just couldn't keep it regular enough or high quality enough. I'm limited to what my mum buys, and she and her boyfriend are on a diet, so that doesn't help, but I'm also pretty clueless about food myself. Also doesn't help that my sleep pattern and hygiene routine is fucked, and hasn't recovered since I was in work.

>>53592

Well I wouldn't bother lifting until you've sorted those things out. You could do cardio but you'd still have to compensate for the calories lost.

>>53591

What an obnoxious cunt, it's no wonder some people hate the UK when we have "representatives" like that. Girls und Panzer wasn't even sexual in any way, I really enjoyed it actually.

>tfw no tank bros to win a highschool tank battle tournament with

>>53593

I guess, but I'm eating as much as I feel I can already, so I think the working out will just keep getting pushed to "tomorrow XD". Also because of the sleep pattern problems, I'm sometimes only able to fit two meals in a day instead of three, which is a problem.

Out of curiosity, what do you generally eat in a day?

>>53594

Workout days

>Preworkout: banana, teaspoon of peanut butter and a swig of olive oil

>Post-workout: one schoop of whey mixed with a pint of milk, then ~30 minutes later 150-200g of oats with 2 chopped bananas, 1 apple, 20-30 almonds, drizzled in honey

>Meal two: three oatcakes with ~15g peanut butter spread on each, a 500g low fat yoghurt and 2 pints of milk

>Snack at work: a sandwich or another yoghurt

>Meal three: pasta, half a tin of kidney beans, half a tin of chopped tomatos, tin of mackerel, mixed together with olive oil

On rest days I have the porridge as soon as I wake up and don't have any whey. If I've worked a long day I'll swig a bit more olive oil to make up for the calories burned there.

>>53595

Oh I have a multivitamin in the morning as well as broccoli and spinnach with my last meal, so I think it's quite a healthy diet overall.

>>53591

Roastie cunt, belligerent again that the 2d is more dignified and kawaii then the 3dpd.

>>53596

what a happenstance a fellow multi vitamin user who else /vitamindeficiency/ here

The way tipping on Amazon Flex works is fucking retarded.

You can only give a tip as you checkout, not after the item has been delivered. So you can tip and it doesn't matter if it arrives early or late or whatever. Pretty sure I'd make way more money if you had the ability to tip after.

>>53598

That is fucking stupid to be fair.

>>53597

Don't get me wrong, multivitamins are less than ideal, you'll never beat real vegetables - but due to my living situation at the moment I'm not able to eat as wide a variety as I'd like.

>>53591

>Dooley’s closing statement in the interview asks Nogami

>"Why don’t you Japanese people follow what the UK does?"

what an utter cunt

I'm willing to bet if she went to some mudslime shithole like Saudi Arabia she wouldn't be saying that about their stance on female rights.

>>53599

I know, and I just can't understand the reasoning for it.

>>53595

Damn, that sounds like a lot. For me it's currently:

>Breakfast: 2 sachets of porridge w/ 1 sliced banana

>Lunch: peanut butter sandwich + banana + apple

>Dinner: whatever my mum makes, or whatever I can find in the freezer that's easy to chuck in the oven if she's not around

And that's it, when I was in work I was having an extra sandwich in the day but I couldn't eat that much now.

>>53604

Sounds like you're hitting neither your macro nor micronutrient needs, which will be making your life much harder than it has to be.

>>53605

I don't really know how to go about hitting either of those, but I certainly feel like everything is a lot harder than it should be.

>>>53600

Oh that sucks anon sorry about that,I do concur that vegetables are based. lettuce,parsnip,carrot,cucumber,pepperetc

Broccoli imo is the best and versatile the only that's taste is still good boiled or steamed.

>>53606

1. Eat more food overall

2. Eat more vegetables

We've had this conversation before. It's the 2017th year of our Lord's incarnation and you're really not able to do these two things?

>>53609

Apparently not. I don't have much access to food, let alone decent food, and even if I did I'm just not that hungry in general. I usually try to maximise my time doing things that are not eating, so meals are usually only eaten when I feel like I might collapse if I don't, and then I eat enough to not starve. At the very least, it's kept me from becoming obese despite sitting on my arse at home for the majority of the last 9 years, and also means I'm less of a financial burden on my mum.

>>53610

>I don't have much access to food

do you live in venezuela or something?

>>53610

Why can't you drink olive oil?

>>53611

No, I live in England, but I'm a NEET hikki that lives with my mum and her boyfriend, who are both on diets (to lose weight).

>>53612

Because we don't have any olive oil and my mum won't buy it, she uses some weird 1 calorie spray shit.

>>53613

why don't you go shopping once a week and get some supplies in?

>>53614

Because I struggle with going to the shops, I can do it once every few months, but I've not done it now since about January or something. Also there is the problem of storage, our house is small and already rammed full of stuff, there's no extra space in cupboards / fridge / whatever for things beyond what my mum already buys.

>>53615

well maybe its time to start pushing yourself to go again, and while you ask it ask your mum if she can set aside a bit of space for you.

I'm sure she won't mind

>>53615

Your next goal should be to go to the shop and buy a big bottle of olive oil, which you should take a small swig of every morning after breakfast.

>>53613

>she uses some weird 1 calorie spray shit.

That is oil. It just sprays it in such a little amount that it equals 1 calorie per spray.

And why don't you just buy some food off the internet? Some whey powder or something.

I got some Euthymol toothpaste. It has a very strong chemical taste and burns if you leave it in for a while, but at least it has no jew chemicals in it.

>>53617

do you have stocks in olive oil or something?

>>53616

>>53617

I'm not going to go to the shops. The best I can say is that maybe in the future I'll want to go to the shops but right now I don't want to go to the shops and I'm not even going to consider it.

You can call me a useless, weak willed, NEET fuckup as much as you want. I know I am and I don't care.

Just kidding, I'll try to do it.

>>53618

I don't know, I haven't given that option much thought. Is it expensive, like more so than just persuading my mum to get something? As a family we're pretty Aldi-tier, and I really don't like spending money.

>>53620

You will never know.

>>53621

Just buy peanut butter, milk, whey powder, olive oil.

Now find a blender, mix it all up and drink it. That's a pretty cheap way to get calories.

Going to the gun club, lads.

Not long until my probationary period is over and I can finally get my very own .22 rifle.

>>53621

do you drive?

do you live in a big city?

>>53623

That sounds pretty gross, are you sure about this? Do you add them in equal parts?

>>53626

1 scoop of whey

1-2 big tablespoons of peanut butter

1-2 tablespoons of olive oil

top the rest up with milk.

It will just taste like a peanut butter smoothie. It's nice.

>>53626

Don't mix olive oil in with that stuf., just drink it on its own. Milk, whey and peanut butter is a great shake though. Add some ice and it will go down easily.

>>53625

I can't drive, and I live in M I L T O N K E Y N E S, a town designed for cars.

>>53627

Hmm, maybe I'll give it a shot once I get the rest of the ingredients.

>>53628

Yeah I think that sounds better. Well, I've never tried whey powder, but it seems more appealing than olive oil in a smoothie.

>>53619

I've been using Earthpaste and a wooden toothbrush for a while. Can't be dealing with (((fluoride))). Who /niceteeth/ here?

>>53624

That's good lad, be sure not to post on here before you start your terror spree.

lad who done the rat race here, just signed up to do tough mudder next month

the self improvement meme is real

getting addicted to custard lads, reminds me of mummy

Do any of you lads read sci-fi?

>>53631

>tough mudder

don't tbh.

>>53635

why not?

>>53638

>Couldn't do that lad, but good work.

Cheers lad, I've been trying to jump in at the deep-end with this stuff. Face your fears and all that.

>I have read Do Androids Dream and Man In The High Castle, that is all. Why, you got a recommendation?

Nice, I haven't read Androids yet.

I only recently got into sci-fi because I started playing Stellaris a few months ago, never interested me before because my impressions of sci-fi were just cheesy "muh aliens" shite like Star Trek and Star Wars.

Read the Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds recently and really enjoyed it though, also started reading the Altered Carbon books by Richard Morgan this week, finished the first book yesterday and am already well into the next one.

>>53637

How much is it? Don't you just run around in the mud?

>>53640

£86. It's basically a 12 mile obstacle course.

Rat race was 20 miles and 200 obstacles but I personally felt that too much of it was running, so hopefully this'll be better since it's a shorter distance. Not sure how many obstacles there are compared to the Rat Race though, so maybe it'll be the same ratio of running to obstacles, but at least it'll only be 12 miles.

Plus it being here in Scotland means I don't have to drive for 6 hours down to England, spend the night in Peterborough (which is full of nothing but pakis and wogs, what the fuck lads?), do the race, spend the night in a tent, then drive another 6 hours back home.

>>53641

SAG?

>>53642

?

>>53642

fuck off

>gone shooting

>go to Nando's after for some food

>my friends girlfriend comes with us because he's staying at her place afterwards

>she asks how my date went

>mfw have to explain exactly what went wrong

>>53644

who the heck do you think you are

>>53630

Going on a terror spree with a bolt action .22 is gonna be a pretty shitty terror spree.

>>53639

That is in at the deep end lad, I'm just trying to not be a fat cunt.

>>53647

I believe in you lad.

>>53645

>Nando's

Alright, this has finally gone too far. Normies OUT.

>>53649

It's just a chicken shop that sells nice food for a decent price.

>>53650

Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjG5usM_y4

>>53648

Actually, Derrick Bird, a decrepit old man killed 12 people with nothing but a .22 and 12ga on his drive by spree shooting.

Meanwhile young Elliot Rodger with two semi automatic 9mm handguns was able to shoot 4 people (including himself). He really was a shit spree killer.

Decided I am going to quite drugs lads.

>>53653

*quit

See, this is why I'm stopping, my degenerate drug fried brain can't spell properly anymore.

>>53653

>>53654

Nice to hear mate, well done on making a stand. Have you got a plan in mind for what you're going to do to quit, or is it more of a "one day at a time" ordeal right now?

>>53655

I'm going to start with codeine, because I can use the diazepam and ambien to ameliorate the worst of the nausea. Then I will tell the doctor I want to come off diazepam, and just try my best to cope with the anxiety that will inevitably result. Ambien is the last to quit on my list, because recently I've been doing a good job of only using it for a sleeping aid (which is what it was prescribed for) rather than abusing it to go on trips. Also I'm quitting everything other than alcohol and caffeine. I do lots of other stuff on occasion that I don't necessarily have a physical dependency too, but would like to stop regardless.

>>53656

>quitting Codeine

D for effort.

>>53657

Sorry anon, is my drug abuse not hardcore enough for you or something?

>>53658

I WANT YOU TO NEEEEEED ME

>>53659

Oh, my bad. Have another related song as an apology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JFLEE6b8SU

>>53656

Excellent man, sounds like a good plan. If you have trouble with the anxiety and stuff after coming off diazepam, you can always just let loose on here, and we can try to help reframe things, give alternative perspectives, that sort of thing.

>>53661

Sounds good to me. Britfeel's been here for me a lot over the years, it's good to know I always have this place if I need it. How have you been lately?

>>53662

I've been pretty good, my sleep pattern is clearly still fucked at the moment, but besides that it seems like my post-job depression has mostly lifted. I also get pretty bad SAD in the winter, so the fact we're going into summer is really helping too. Earlier today I went in the garden to water my mum's plants and it was really warm outside, so I think I can start weaning myself back on talking walks again without it being too much of shock to the system.

>>53663

Yeah, I just realised how late it is. I'm not even tired, which is weird given I got up at 9am or so today. It's nice to see you're doing alright. I don't mind the weather up here for the moment, but when it gets really hot it kind of messes with me. I feel like the warmer/sunnier it gets, the more dissociated I become and the less real I feel.

>>53665

a fine vintage

>>53665

>Drinking roastie olive oil

>misinterpret situation

>completely overreact and assume the worst

>things turn out the way they should have and everything was fine

>>53670

THIS TBH

My Dad thinks I have some kind of eating disorder and he wont stop trying to pressure me into eating food.

>>53672

are you the anon that doesn't eat enough and feels fatigued?

FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

>>53673

No that's me, my parents have little to say about my diet because they're overweight and I'm not.

>>53674

No different to any other night.

>>53673

No, I'm the alcoholic with the dildo-owning father.

>>53675

I dunno lad, I might have time for two dates and nando's tonight.

Just put £10 on the Euro, what do you lads want if I win?

>>53678

>Just put £10 on the Euro

betting on what, it's collapse?

>>53679

Euro Millions lottery.

>>53681

I'll get you a two up two down in a reasonably priced area, no mansion in Holland Park.

>>53682

That works for me, thanks lad

Just shouted "The Jews did 9/11" at two younger lads while biking home from work. One responded with "They actually did!" I don't normally do stuff like this and acknowledge it's a bit madman-tier but I am feeling uninhibited lately.

Also is it immoral for me to do sexual things with this milf considering she has kids and I resent my own mother for her promiscuous behaviour while I was growing up.

>>53685

It is a bit degenerate, but as long as her kids don't find out, you're good.

Lenny's Target Shopping Spree, Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-IG4ASl4W8

>>53688

>deleting old files

But why lad?

>>53688

I would happily see this become an official banner

>>53689

Only have a small ssd, sometimes need a good cleanup.

>>53690

Thanks mate.

>>53691

All those memes, like tears in the rain. You using a laptop, you thought of getting a hard drive caddy?

>>53692

Is forcing students to live like rats part of their plan?

>>53693

Rent's just so fucking pricey these days lad, I think most people who get the nice private ensuite rooms are receiving financial support from their parents. Fuck, I hope i don't get paired with some fucking Indian or something.

>>53694

Did you fall for the London meme?

>>53695

Nah, Glasgow.

>>53693

Thought of getting a backup hdd but my miserly spending habits get in the way. An exception might need to be made here, however.

Any of you lads got experience with non-SSRI antidepressants?

>>53700

Chad might take you under his wing, plus he would definitely smell better and be tidier.

Bought some motorcycle boots for my CBT. They stop your ankles from bending so they make me walk like some fag cowboy.

>>53698

smoke weed

>>53701

Chad would undoubtedly smell better BUT the downside is he'd bring home girls to smash at 3am semi regularly.

>>53704

And a jahans autist would bring back his LARP friends to loudly watch Dr Who at 3am semi regularly.

>>53705

Don't forget the autistic outbursts while recording his very important, world-impacting videos.

>>53705

and he's probably wank into his underwear.

>>53706

Yeah, jahans isn't a quiet type.

I could imagine drifting off to sleep only to be jarred awake by

>GREEEEEETINGS VARIOUS PEOPLE ACROSS THE GRAND SPECTRUM'S OF TIME AND INDEED THE MULTIVERSE

From the other room