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Thread #88
Morality prevails Edition
Previous thread >>51163
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No.52548
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No.52549
>>52547
I've usually been buying lemon haze since it's the only strain on AB that is sold in 8ths but it's about £40 for that.
I'd try it if I had bitcoins
someone give me some bitcoin pls
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No.52550
>>52549
>he's resorted to begging for money online to feed his weed habit
Sad.
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No.52551
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No.52552
>>52550
>his high functioning autism makes him take everything literally
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No.52553
>>52552
>his weed-fried neurotypical brain mistook my joke response as a literal interpretation of his post, despite containing a Trump-esque "Sad."
It's even more sad than I thought.
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No.52554
>>52553
>implying the high functioning autistic are capable of telling a joke
It's a language you will never understand.
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No.52555
>>52554
Strong words coming from someone that just failed to recognise basic banter.
>it wasn't banter, you were being literal, y-you have autism
Good one lad.
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No.52556
>>52555
>he thinks my post was literal and not just banter
You are deep on the spectrum.
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No.52557
>two neets having a autism flare up
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No.52558
RIGHT THAT'S IT LADS BREAK IT UP TBH
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No.52559
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No.52560
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No.52561
The 50 year old man sent me a text saying
>are yous still coming round to mine tomorrow?
I never agreed to this or was told this before so I don't know what the "still" means.
I sent one back asking who is coming and he told me a few people I know and "some people from work". I asked them if they knew about this and they said he never mentioned this to them.
What is he doing?
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No.52562
>>52561
take some poppers pal, it#s going to be a long night
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No.52563
I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.
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No.52564
What are you lads up to today then.
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No.52565
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No.52566
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No.52567
>>52566
No, that's fairly terrible. The melodies sound like they were written by someone still in primary school, and the amount of autotune and general processing on the vocals makes me want to throw up.
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No.52568
>walking to get repaired phone
>outside the place is a dude on a bike with a na mask on the phone
>immediately spil spaghetti
>think about what I can say to introduce my self and finally obtain solidarity
>think about walking up saying hello, calling him a daftie then rant about searchlight
>think maybe I should just go up say salutations and start a quite diatribe on the eternal Zionists
>so many scenarios run through my head
>by the time I thought of stuff to say he's off on bike
>feel sad now
What should I have said? How could I have joined him and his contingent ?
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No.52569
>>52568
I warned you lad, I warned you in >>52055 about overthinking things and trying to come up with dorky conversation starters in your head.
Why didn't you listen?
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No.52570
>>52569
His problem was not picking one
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No.52571
>>52570
No, the problem was trying to come up with something "cool" to say before even approaching and engaging, when he should have been calm, present, and come up with things to say on the fly. That only comes with experience though, which you're not going to get if you drown yourself in spaghetti before you even get to "hello".
If you don't practise clearing your mind, or bother to learn the ways in which regular people around you start conversations with each other, you are going to be rendered autistic by an internal debate over whether you should start off with "salutations" or "hello daftie".
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No.52572
>>52564
Just got back from work, need to get out of this house.
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No.52573
>>52571
I personally find if I know about a conversation before it's going to take place I preform better. I'll think of a few openers, topics of conversation, a few jokes or anecdotes. While I may not hit on any or all of the those I feel more comfortable knowing I have something to fall back on if I'm floundering, though when I get a chance to use a joke or tell a story it usually goes down well.
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No.52574
I got curious about my Dad and now I regret it. I found a penis pump and bottles of "tingling lubricant" in his bedside cabinet along with other pieces of women's clothing.
I feel sick and dizzy right now. This is disgusting. I've just washed my hands about 600 times in a row.
He gets home in about 30 minutes and I'll have to talk to him. How the fuck am I supposed to talk to my Dad knowing he is a fucking pervert?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DAD
WHY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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No.52575
>>52573
Tell us a story, lad.
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No.52576
>>52574
I can understand if he had CP and you had to kick his head in, but let the old man have his kinks and keep your bedroom door locked.
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No.52577
>>52575
It's hard to do when you have no idea who you are talking to and over text too
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No.52578
>>52574
Well, at least he had the decency to wait until you were an adult to start living out his fantasies, and he makes the effort to only indulge in them while you're not around too. I assume you're living in his house, so you can't really complain, but you could perhaps show him some basic respect and not berate him for what he does in his own home when you're not around.
I still think you should discuss it with him, and let him know that you know, but kicking off and looking down on him could lead to A: him getting depressed that his son doesn't respect him for who he is, and maybe even offing himself, or B: kicking you out for giving him shit for what he does in private when you were the one digging around his bedroom.
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No.52579
>>52574
It's jarring finding out your dad is degenerate.
I remember my dad wanting to use my computer years ago, it was kind of strange because he'd never shown an interest before, but I thought fuck it I'm happy he's taken an interest and set him up on google.
Maybe ten minutes later he came down stairs looking all sheepish and said the computer was broke or something and He didn't know what to do. When I followed him up he kept telling me "I was just checking the football scores and all this stuff just came on the screen".
What my dad had 100% definitely not being looking at was granny porn, windows and windows of granny porn After that ordeal he never used my computer again.
>>52575
I don't think I've said this before, I'm not really sure if it's a good story.
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No.52580
>>52579
Kek, similar thing happened to my mum's ex-boyfriend as well. I came home from school and found him sitting at the computer, which he never normally used, looking guilty. He asked me if I was able to remove some unremovable shortcuts that had "appeared" on the desktop, that all clearly went to dodgy porn sites. This was windows XP era, so if you're a bit younger you might not remember, but viruses/trojans/worms were a weekly/daily occurrence back then, especially with internet explorer, no adblock, P2P software, shit antivirus software, and a much more wild west web.
He seemed very nervous, and kept saying things like "you don't have to go on the websites I was on do you?". I immediately figured out what had happened, but I was fairly tactful about it. I said "no, I've had this happen to me before which was true, don't worry about it", and I eventually managed to get rid of it all. Never saw him on the computer again after that.
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No.52581
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No.52582
>just went for a two hour drive
>with no fucking music
fuck everyone tbh lads
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No.52583
>>52574
Time to defoo mate
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No.52584
>>52574
So, did you speak with him? Was it perhaps just a premature April fool's joke?
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No.52585
>>52584
Certainly not.
Having a drawer filled with used sex toys, lube, a pink corset, stockings and other various things that I did not want to look at is hardly a joke. This has probably been going on for a while. Due to me going on holiday last week he probably took the opportunity to cross-dress all over the house and forgot to pick up his underwear after a disgusting masturbation session. Vile.
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No.52586
>>52585
I'm sorry anon, but that is hilarious.
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No.52587
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No.52588
>>52587
None of the above, probably closest to Sloth though if I had to choose.
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No.52589
>waiting days for 8chan to come back online
>boards start coming back up
>two days later /britfeel/ still redirects to /a/ despite slower boards being up already
>decide enough is enough, check /sudo/ to get some answers
>there's a "request your board to come back" thread
>politely ask for /britfeel/ and /improve/
>they're both back up within a couple of hours
I'm pretty pleased, but I'm kicking myself for not seeing that thread when it was first posted two days ago.
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No.52590
>>52589
>we had to ask for it back
what a load of shit, how were we meant to know that
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No.52591
>>52589
They could have at least put the thread on the front page, I'd been checking that the entire time while it was a temp page etc, I was even checking the twitter and didn't see it mentioned once.
Welcome back lads, how have we all been doing over the last week?
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No.52592
>>52590
>>52591
Yeah, it's pretty bullshit that it isn't in an announcement or anywhere that anyone might actually go. A lot of boards might die forever if he's only taking requests, I hope that's not the case.
>>52591
>how have we all been doing over the last week?
Well, several days ago I got food poisoning, so I've been having a pretty bad time. I went 48 hours without eating anything at all, which is a new record for me. Yesterday, during my first attempt at eating something since I fell ill, I actually managed to shit myself. It was diarrhoea too, so it was a real mess.
Today I'm starting to feel a bit better though, it's the first day this week I've not felt like I'm about to die any minute, and I'm able to eat very small portions. Cooking myself some rice right now. How about you?
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No.52593
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2IegXZ0NkM
Why haven't you lads joined the hobbyhorse revolution yet?
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No.52594
>>52593
>tfw no GF to horse around with
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No.52595
>>52593
I've still got mine from when I was a kid, a simple, flat, wooden one. Haven't used it in a long time though.
>>52594
I know that feel. Obviously I don't want one of the many fat, downsy-looking feminist ones in that video, but there's a few cute ones hidden in there that I wouldn't mind sharing a hobby horse with.
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No.52597
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No.52795
>>52569
Anon-kun you've never warned me before that was an entirely different anon, but I assume what you said is transferable to my spaghetti spillage of inarticulance.
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