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Old thread: >>176633
I hope you NEETs ate and drank and were merry today. I know it can be stressful for some of us being around all the normie relatives.
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No.178139
I think NK's McDonalds glass should be the measurement.
>>178137
Anyone who claims to be one, isnt one.
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No.178140
>>178069
I ignore his posts and you should too. I want to see more road trips and cheesecakeNEET posts.
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No.178141
>>178135
I measure out my alcohol using a measuring cup from a rice-cooker.
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No.178142
>>178141
I actually use one of those shaker bottle things, can't trust myself to know when to stop otherwise.
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No.178143
>>178139
>Anyone who claims to be one, isnt one.
Wrong, I'm living proof.
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No.178144
>forcing her to queef
Why would you do this?
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No.178145
>>178144
Don't take his bait.
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No.178146
>>178144
for two reasons primarily.
1) i have a flacutlence fetish, so the sounds are bit of a turn on
2) the vibrations feel good on muh dik
and also 3 ) it was funny hearing her beg and humiliating her a bit…honestly she ASKED me to humiliate her, she never specified how i do it and then i figured out she hated queefing and got embarrassed like i thought it was her farting so i just kept doing it.
>>178145
can this snowflake stfu already
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No.178147
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No.178148
>>178147
Might as well mix it with soy milk m80.
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No.178149
Sincerly hoping barbecue will be enough to kick this hangover and I'll be able to put down some beers.
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No.178150
>>178149
Stop drinking alcohol. Do you want cardiovascular disease and erectile dysfunction?
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No.178151
Next you're gonna tell me that I shouldn't be smoking either.
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No.178152
>>178151
Smoking tobacco is even worse.
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No.178153
>>178152
This. Smoke meth instead
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No.178154
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No.178155
Just applied for my NEETbux advance. It won't arrive until Friday. I was hoping for Thursday. REEEEEEEEEEEE
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No.178156
>>178155
how do you get an advancement? also im pretty sure we report thursday morning and get paid fridee. gotta fucking hand in my medical thurs too.
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No.178157
>>178156
>how do you get an advancement?
You just go to the "advance payment" section on the cenno website.
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No.178158
>>178157
they dont let me though
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No.178159
<didn't get sunglasses, shoes, hat and other crap for boxing day
fugg
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No.178160
Intense Summer Heat
What are you doing to stay cool during these tough times?
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No.178162
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No.178163
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No.178164
>>178160
air con running all day. feel sorry for all those LNP voting cucks who cant afford aircon because of the electricity prices. my uncles company pays for the bills. feelsgoodman.
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No.178165
Going to be a hot one here tomorrow. Will just run my fan.
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No.178166
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No.178167
>>177945
>>177944
Going for a holiday with mates. Haven't been overseas since Japan back in high school. Not sure about chasing tail while I'm there, STIs are a big risk and I'm pretty sure any chick that puts out for foreigners will be carrying something. I'm gonna start nofap/nocum in the New Year anyway, so I'll just take it easy I reckon.
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No.178168
>>178166
tfw don't feel cold or hot unless it's <10C or >35C
feels good being /welladjustedaussie/
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No.178169
>>178167
>I'm gonna start nofap/nocum in the New Year anyway, so I'll just take it easy I reckon.
best choice m8
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No.178170
Yeah I reckon I might pull out a camp bed and sleep on the ground floor of the warehouse tonight, not too keen on waking up in a pool of my own sweat anymore
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No.178171
>>178170
And let the cockroaches and rats climb all over you
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No.178172
>>178168
for me being comfy is between 2c and 35c
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No.178173
>>178147
I'll be trying that with the Stanley red I have as it's not as palatable (imo) as a white. I'll go with a 50/50 mix to start with.
>>178154
I just put a pack of Zooper Doopers on my shopping list. The afternoon sun on my bedroom is unbearable.
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No.178174
>>178167
Are you going to use drugs over there?
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No.178175
>>178173
Theres no shame in mixing with water, its not like it tastes good either way. It's all about getting it down your guzzler quicker
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No.178176
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No.178177
Another early night for me NEETs. Can hardly keep my eyes open.
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No.178178
>>178177
Gonna go for a walk/run around the block again tonight before chatting to the missuses then bed time for me. Maybe sneak in some DS3 if I can but probably not. Im stuffing my face with cheese and crackers wasting time.
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No.178179
>>178162
lucky bastard
>>178163
had one earlier, the first in about 2 weeks. Low T ay
>>178164
lucky bastard
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No.178180
Are there any dark skins for 8chan?
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No.178181
>>178177
what time do you wake up at?
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No.178182
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No.178183
NEET General #187 - Post-Christmas Depression Edition?
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No.178185
>>178174
Fuck no, I don't do drugs in the first place, but definitely not gonna risk the death penalty over there.
Might chase some backpacker tail, but I dunno, doesn't seem worth it.
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No.178186
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No.178192
Thou shall not guzzle cum
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No.178207
Why does the gen always slow down at this tiem of night?
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No.178330
Farewell to old England for ever,
Farewell to my rum coes as well,
Farewell to the well-known Old Bailey
Where I used for to cut such a swell.
Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,
Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay,
Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,
And we're bound for Botany Bay.
There's the captain as is our commander,
There's the bo'sun and all the ship's crew,
There's the first- and the second-class passengers,
Knows what we poor convicts go through.
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No.178331
'Taint leaving old England we cares about,
'Taint cos we mis-spells what we knows,
But because all we light-fingered gentry
Hops around with a log on our toes.
These seven long years I've been serving now
And seven long more have to stay
All for bashing a bloke down our alley
And taking his ticker away.
Oh, had I the wings of a turtle-dove,
I'd soar on my pinions so high,
Straight back to the arms of my Polly love,
And in her sweet presence I'd die.
Now all my young Dookies and Duchesses,
Take warning from what I've to say:
Mind all is your own as you toucheses
Or you'll find us in Botany Bay.
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