/aus/ - Australia

>>185143

I was a cumdies user since I started fapping (7-8 years ago) and only recently switched to tissues

>>185144

smart move

had to get changed out of my cumdies

they were far too icky, big load tonight

>>185143

>>185119

>>185143

give us a picture of them

>>184372

you have reached neetvana m8

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>>184363

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>>184363

One time I was walking around northbridge drunk and wanted to fuck something, unfortunately everyone had high standards that night so I walked to a whore house that I found out about when some random Asian guys handed me a card.

Went to the brothel and they brought out the bitches, I was sitting next to a drunk Irish cunt who didn't know what was going on so I got the asian with the biggest tits and he got the mongers. Was waiting in the hallway with the asian slut who spoke no engrish while this other guy was trying to get me to swap my hooker for his.

Finally get in the room and she starts doing the sheets while I get nekid and wait for her by the shower, she takes her robe off and she has nice big soft jugglers with dark nipples and a shaved vagoo, she washes my cock in the shower and we jump on the bed. She sticks her tongue in my mouth but I push her away because that's fucked and I give her another $90 to suck me dick and balls which she was shit at.

She throws on ol Johny and gets to work on riding me dick,starts slow while she moans in gook and I'm just checking myself out in the big mirror in the room. She suddenly stops and stands up over over me and let's out a loud groan as she takes a big wet shit all over my cock and balls, it oozes all over my body and the stench stings my nostrils and my cock is now rock hard.

She sits back down on my shit covered cock and starts riding me hard as she continues to fart and shit on me which makes me harder and harder, I scoop up some poo and rub it together on my hands and grab her tits hard as I prepare to cum. She starts slamming up and down on me yelling for me to cum as I let a big juicy jizz bomb explode in her shit covered cunt, she stands up again and pisses shitty jizz all over my face.

She washes me off again in the shower and gives me some of her poo in a bag as a memento and I leave to go to dans for the next special.

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>>183581

downhill.

>>183581

Hume highway

>>183584

Extremely irresponsible.

>>183585

^ samefagging

>>183585

Indeed, 1000cc superbikes are recklessly fast which is probably why I won't get one when I get off my Ps.

>>182802

Not super sure, we've been here since the 28th and I'm on my 3rd pack. $4 Dunhills boys, still got the resealable pack too. Shits tight.

>>182803

Went and spat it in a sink. She was struggling to keep it in because it was a monster load, that was satisfying after having been fucked around

>>182808

Do you normally smoke when you are back home in oz?

>>182807

Hes not lying. I've got a 7 inch dick and I've had several hookers exclaim about it and genuinely refuse doggy style because of it. 7" is in the top 1% iirc

Is our Vietnam flag poster a regular poster? Why does the other guy always have a question mark flag

My farts are very smelly

>>182809

Used to smoke a pack a day, as of '17 I'm generally just smoking when I go out or I'm drinking. So I don't generally smoke cigarettes at work or home during the week, but I'm still getting nicotine from those erryday bongs I'm trying to kick

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>>182049

is cuckposting still a permaban? should be

>>182038

funnily enough, I used to think I had completely given up on it ever happening, but I've somehow redeveloped a yearning to find a gf recently

>>182057

What you want is a fantasy.

>>182058

What you all want is fantastic.

>>177313

Why don't you neck yourself already you disgusting self hating faggot? Ethnic replacement fetishists like you are fucked in the head. It is against basic biology for a race to want its own demise.

>>177408

>>177313

I bet both of you fuckers are so ugly IRL that the very existence of your spawn constitutes child abuse.

>>177408

to be honest, when your ethnic group is filled with leftist faggots and traitors you can't help but feel like there's no hope

There is always hope, brothers. Some of us may be found in the wreckage, but European-derived whites have always risen to the top.

The only thing Muslims have in common with myself is the desire for a global ethno-religious war. Where we differ is our opinion of what the outcome will be.

Rent, 330 dollary doos a week.

Can't really think of anything bad about where I live - it's reasonably safe, there's plenty of shops within walking distance, it's 99% white, good public transport, good roads that aren't clogged with traffic. Work is only a 5 minute drive away.

I'm quite happy with where I am.

>>181370

>and held it over his head.

How so?

Is this basically /aus/'s version of e-celeb fellatio?

>>181376

Yeah. JamFaze is a sick cunt, but he only releases videos every few months. He even talks about how he browses 8chan /v/ and a few other boards.

>>181374

he wakes up one day to find an email or facebook message to one of his normie accounts asking about his youtube videos

Antifa sometimes try to get people to give info on others, and SRS on reddit would find the dox of people who were the moderators of various subreddits they were attacking then message them demanding that they disappear and transfer the mod-ship of the subreddits (or just give account login details) in exchange for not being outright doxed.

Sometimes the threat of doxing is more effective than actually dropping the dox (at which point the target has nothing left to lose and no reason to stop, see: Sven and Mike Enoch). It really varies depending on the situation.

In the case of an Islamic group they might prefer the guy just fuck off rather than make a spectacle out of him and attract more attention to him and his material by outing him.

>>181411

>Sometimes the threat of doxing is more effective than actually dropping the dox

Ahhh. I definitely see how that would be *very* effective as an intimidation tactic. Especially for those of us that want to lead private lives.

>>181271

yeah ive forgotten heaps of names, i never use facebook nowadays

i was the only person in kmart at 630am too, she had to help me with the automated checkout because they were having some banking issues

>>181273

maybe go on the DSP, because aparently that means you can earn more money than us wagiecucks

And move out

someone make it

>>181272

I've only been there once and when i went it was great. I went to meelup and castle rock beaches and they were some of the best beaches i've been to.

>>181278

nah, it's south of adelaide, it's where the murray river reaches the ocean

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>>180605

what a sillyhead, thinking you can see reflections in the eyes of friesian cow bird eyes

Am keen to put this thread out of its misery. Only three posts to go.

>>180605

I highly doubt they'd be that cold in this weather, you smooth-brain

done

>>180631

no

>>179720

Asians are no fun to rape, they just flap they're arms and make weird noises. It's like raping a chicken

>>179722

Mate i've had like 5 or 6 already today, I need a break

>>179723

raping chickens is great cunt, maybe you've been raping the roosters

>>179712

>fight me

Can't, too pathetic to even throw a decent punch. Had no father to teach me such things ay

>>179726

my dad taught me how to drink beer and ruin my mother's life

>>178940

Didn't they make some computer games for 40k? You could try their soundtracks

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>>178951

Getting linked anywhere is cheating in my books and it encourages just jumping in.

https://metalinvader.net/warhammer-40k-metal/

>>178955

how sweet are they?

>>178184

new bread

>>178184

Thou shall not guzzle cum

Why does the gen always slow down at this tiem of night?

Farewell to old England for ever,

Farewell to my rum coes as well,

Farewell to the well-known Old Bailey

Where I used for to cut such a swell.

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay,

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,

And we're bound for Botany Bay.

There's the captain as is our commander,

There's the bo'sun and all the ship's crew,

There's the first- and the second-class passengers,

Knows what we poor convicts go through.

'Taint leaving old England we cares about,

'Taint cos we mis-spells what we knows,

But because all we light-fingered gentry

Hops around with a log on our toes.

These seven long years I've been serving now

And seven long more have to stay

All for bashing a bloke down our alley

And taking his ticker away.

Oh, had I the wings of a turtle-dove,

I'd soar on my pinions so high,

Straight back to the arms of my Polly love,

And in her sweet presence I'd die.

Now all my young Dookies and Duchesses,

Take warning from what I've to say:

Mind all is your own as you toucheses

Or you'll find us in Botany Bay.

>>177413

Yeah we'll have to wait to see a Wikileaks answer i guess.

I've been thinking that poster "Q" on 4chan was a larping faggot but i was just going through some pics on twitter about assange and his came up.

What are your thoughts on that? The people in those threads were all seth rich and hillary for prison dicks so i avoided the threads.

>>177418

That Q stuff stank of LARPing so I didn't follow it closely.

Anyone who says things like Mueller is secretly working on Trump's side is a LARPer and an idiot.

>>177220

>>177221

can't you just use gift cards like an atm card and make them put the left over onto the bill then finish paying the rest with cash?

>>177316

i guess i am kinda goth

masturbate

>>171127

nah i mean mormon is a bad church worse than anglicanism

WORSE THAN ANGLICANISM

Absolute bs, my atheist friend who is defo a sperg is fucking a jew on the reg and they plan on getting married and having many jew/sperg'd out kidies.

>>171410

why?

>>162279

this, socialism is the displacement of power. it creates a situation where a group will inevitably become dependant upon another group, and when that happens, that is when the mixing happens.

>>122616

Honestly doesn't sound like such a bad trade-off to me.

>>176636

You fucking idiot

>>176628

>tfw you will never have an ultranationalist japanese waifu

>>176636

You fucking idiot

>>176636

You fucking idiot

>>176624

>>176625

It's Home Alone 1&2 for me, I watch them every year around Christmas. And maybe Jingle All The Way if I'm feeling really nostalgic