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 No.180476 [View All]

OLD >>179728

Just because chad does it doesn't mean you should. If chad jumped off a cliff would you? I didn't think so. You might think he's really cool because his gooncave is 2 stories high and he is a prettyboi but that doesn't change the fact that he is a bad influence on you lowly NEETs starved for companionship.

Get your shit together.

You too monk, have three days sober because we care

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 No.181233

>>181149

Holy fucking shit man that sucks.

Whats ya dad like? He obviously not with ya mum. I dont think you owe anyone anything.

Also can we find ya whore mums exs and beat the shit out of them? Seriously if you are anywhere near sydney id be so keen on hunting down and bashing soem fucking child hurting, houso degenerate cunt

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 No.181234

>>181231

it's like a fishermans friend, hard mint

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 No.181235

12 HOURS REMAIN

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 No.181236

>>181232

She buys me all the goodies i ask. I am the good massa.

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 No.181237

>>181191

have a 6-hour wank

>>181207

goon is batter chilled imo

>>181210

Get a small jar/bottle, put in some olive oil and fresh chopped chilli or dried flakes. Ta da, you've just made chili oil

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 No.181238

>>181233

Yeah my dads a top cunt. He was never really with her, he dated her and another chick as he was working in the town she was in. He's just a bushranger I always knew I wasn't the other blokes but dad didnt want anything to do with it until a few years after i ran away (I lived with her parents for a couple years and they knew she was a nutjob). He just payed child support and yeah. Anyway I lived with him through my teens and he took me all around Aus to wherever he worked and I learnt this country and my culture.

tbh the bloke she's with now is a fuckwit but now that I'm a bit older I think he's the better of the two. I had a bias as a kid because she was my mum. He's been with her for over 25 years now though and they probably suit each other but being with my mum would probably make anyone a nervous violent cunt.

He come around looking for her a few months ago because she stormed out the house drunk same as she always did, leaving her little boy crying, it's not so bad now i guess because my sister takes care of him but from what i hear she's a meth dealer.

anyway. maybe i'm just giving cunts excuses when they dont deserve them.

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 No.181239

>>181238

>her little boy

That would be your brother m8.

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 No.181240

Just did some serious work on the mass of ivy growing in my yard. Reduced it by about a third. There is still heaps left though.

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 No.181241

>>181239

yeah, I try not to make it personal. They're story book characters in a retarded play.

The real kicker is that they live about 10min drive away lol.

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 No.181243

>>181238

You could be writing scripts for Home & Away

>>181240

I really should clear the gutters before the forecast storms hit later today, but……………..

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 No.181244

>>181238

Your dad indeed sounds like a top cunt

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 No.181245

>>181237

>goon is batter chilled imo

This is the worst pun I've seen all year

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 No.181246

>>181218

>$10 a kilo

>expensive

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 No.181247

>>181246

where do you think you are

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 No.181248

>>181246

I'm the one shilling it and that is pretty expensive.

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 No.181249

>>181246

How much do you get a week, I get $400 and have to pay 175 on rent

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 No.181250

>>181134

so that's what they do with the 10/22 mags from buybacks?

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 No.181251

>>181244

Yeah, it was pretty mind boggling for a kid who'd been stuck in a room for most of his life

wow! the world's fucking huge!

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 No.181252

>>181251

I'm planning on going on a random couple week drive preety fuckin soon so if you know good places to go and all that

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 No.181253

>>181247

The neet thread.

>>181248

I buy nuts, chia seeds, random shit from farmers markets, etc so it isnt to me.

>>181249

like $445 a week and pay $100 for rent a week

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 No.181254

>>181253

Do you have superDSP or something

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 No.181255

>>181254

Normal dsp is $894.40 a fortnight

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 No.181256

>>181255

Plus $130 rent assistance if you rent.

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 No.181257

>>181255

Fuck I'm a 40 hour a week apprentice wagie that makes less than that

I probably could qualify to getting a DSP if I wanted

I mean the month long paid holiday is fucking nice and I do enjoy the work seeing the amount you get I can't help but to think why do I do this

>>181256

Nice icing on the fucking cake

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 No.181258

>>181134

That would've been a nasty way to end the year had you been caught

>>181250

Ha, they really do look like firearm magazines

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 No.181259

>>181257

>he fell for the wagecuck meme

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 No.181260

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>>181255

>tfw make only slightly more than that working a shitty job

How do I become retarded?

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 No.181261

>>181257

what trade mang

t. ex plumbing apprentice

These 2 beers have me feeling much better

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 No.181262

>>181260

take comfort in that you earn more than some 9-5 wagie

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 No.181263

>>181261

Chef, also I'm not the Quinoa cunt though I agree it's fairly nice

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 No.181264

tfw stalked the girl from highschool that i had one of those half awkward interactions with at kmart where you both pretend you dont remember each other

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 No.181265

>>181262

9-5 wagies don't have to get up at 5am

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 No.181266

>>181260

you're a wagecuck so i'd say you're already retarded :^)

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 No.181267

>>181264

>those half awkward interactions with at kmart where you both pretend you dont remember each other

iktf, when did you graduate?

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 No.181268

>>181252

if you're in perth go down to dunsborough/bustleton area, the beaches there are beautiful, if syd/melb go to grampians, they're great, adelaide go to flinders and out to around melrose region or to the coorong if you like fishing.

I've never been to qld or the tropics (north of alice)

I'm cruise/dogNEET so I stick to adelaide region but going up north to the desert like glendambo, complete emptiness is what gets me off.

I like nothing.

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 No.181269

>>181265

why would a NEET have to get up at 5am

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 No.181270

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 No.181271

>>181264

I bumped into a girl from high school and I literally didn't remember her name. Her face looked vaguely familiar and she knew me. It was fucking awkward.

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 No.181272

>>181268

Busselton smells like rotting seaweed half the time though

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 No.181273

>>181266

I only took the job because mummybot said she'd kick me out if I didn't

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 No.181274

>>181252

also, if you're into history and in the east, go to Echuca and Ballarat

they're awesome

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 No.181275

>>181273

tfw live alone

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 No.181276

>>181275

as soon as I stop wasting money and actually save some I will be doing that too

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 No.181277

>>181271

Same I went back my home town for w eek and she was at the checkout at the local supermarket, and I'm thinking "I know her I think and she knows me, but who is she again" and did that "oh anon I haven't seen you in x years hows it been" thing that's always weird

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 No.181278

>>181268

Isn't Coorong in Victoria near the NSW Border and the Snowy Mountains

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 No.181279

>>181271

yeah ive forgotten heaps of names, i never use facebook nowadays

i was the only person in kmart at 630am too, she had to help me with the automated checkout because they were having some banking issues

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 No.181280

>>181273

maybe go on the DSP, because aparently that means you can earn more money than us wagiecucks

And move out

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 No.181281

someone make it

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 No.181282

>>181272

I've only been there once and when i went it was great. I went to meelup and castle rock beaches and they were some of the best beaches i've been to.

>>181278

nah, it's south of adelaide, it's where the murray river reaches the ocean

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 No.181284

>181283

>>181283

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