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Need drawfags to draw us mascots | Rules

File: 54f62b62a597e80⋯.jpg (605.17 KB,1200x675,16:9,royal rumble.jpg)

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9691dc No.90721 [View All]

Who's ready to be let down yet again? That's right, the Road to WrestleMania™ is upon us, and it's sure to be fraught with the usual unsatisfying booking decisions that have dogged this once-great company for years. But, let's be honest, if you have any intention of watching WWE television in 2018 then you deserve everything you get from it, because there's little reason to bolieve it'll ever be good again.

As I demonstrated >>88749 here, I know everything there is to know about fantasy booking. All I have to do is write something that sounds pretty cool and makes a bit of sense, and then everyone will lament the current state of the company while eulogizing me as though I were some kind of virtuoso when, in reality, I couldn't book my way out of a paper bag if I had to deal with all of the executive meddling, injuries, egos, moving parts and logistical limitations that trammel the poor souls who ceaselessly slave away in WWE Creative.

So, because I'm lazyanother trait that makes me ineligible to criticize WWE's writers, and because I have very little hope for anything coming after Wrestle Kingdom 12 next year, I'm going to keep my autistic rambling relatively short this time. Go ahead and write your own material if my meager offering doesn't quite sate your appetite for glorified fan fiction.

WWE's big problem is that it has virutally no mainstream interest at the moment. Cena has been doing some shitty comedy movies, and The Rock is still one of Hollywood's top draws, but their success outside of the company doesn't seem to be doing much to help put eyes on WWE's product. They need a miracle worker, and I know just the man to call, brother. WWE needs to be made great again, and to do that it needs to go back to its roots. By bringing the Hulkster back and featuring him in a prominent role, WWE would uncuck itself so hard Trump might have to start inviting Vince to his golf club again.

That's right, Hulkamania runs wild again at the Royal Rumble. Have 64-year-old Hulk Hogan come out as one of the last entrants (#28-#30) and boot some jabronis out of the ring en route to his first Royal Rumble victory in 27 years, absolutely annihilating Triple H's record for most time between Rumble wins in the process. But wait, wouldn't this be controversial? Hogan said some bad things about the black people fiteen years ago, and certainly diehard fans would be a tad miffed that a guy who could hardly take a bump without his hips coming unscrewed won over [flavor of the month IWC darling]?

Well, of course it's controversial! Hell, I bet Twitter would become an unmitigated firestorm of liberal tears and patriottic jubilation for a few days. In other words, t's exactly the sort of event that WWE could use to become relevant again.

As for the concern about young stars having to move over, how about Braun Strowman wipes the floor with old veterans Brock Lesnar and Kane earlier in the show to win his first Universal Championship? I can't think of a WrestleMania main event as old school as Braun Strowman vs. Hulk Hogan, but that still puts a "New Era" guy in the biggest match of the year. Tell me you don't want to see Strowman try to bring about the final end of Hulkamania. I'd have him succeed in that goal, of course, because that's what's best for business. Have Hogan do his routine where he looks disappointed that he lost but still goes out of his way to endorse his victorious opponent, then let him hog the spotlight so he can bid his final farewell to the millions of Hulkamaniacs all around the world. To me, that sounds like an idyllic conclusion to a WrestleMania.

I know the above happening is about as likely as Zombie Chris Benoit rising from his grave to win the Royal Rumble again, but regardless, your thoughts? Other ideas? Predictions? Complaints about other people's waifus?

I'm also currently plotting out a non-lewd pro wrestling /cyoa/ where you get to make your own wrestler and then see if you won a championship tournament based on your choice of moveset, attributes, opponents and whatnot. It's still very much a WIP.

Hotpocket edit: Also the thread for the show because budget cuts.

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5b9380 No.95730

File: 01c0405c1ca089a⋯.png (260.73 KB,409x419,409:419,Screenshot_19.png)

Here we go again

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52ee05 No.95731

FUCK YOU CENA

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bd6eb8 No.95732

Palmyra vs Dena vs Roman Reigns

Nooooooo

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db9614 No.95733

File: a46e9a7ebb49122⋯.jpg (37.08 KB,600x600,1:1,angery manlet man.jpg)

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4364c7 No.95734

Its been a while since ive seen a good bomaye

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5b9380 No.95735

File: 60c1a341478134d⋯.gif (1.97 MB,850x340,5:2,1482084171996.gif)

>>95729

Good, I would say that it will teach them but they never learn

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52ee05 No.95736

Buuuullshiiiit!

Buuuuulshiiit!

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4049f5 No.95737

>Nakamura chants

You wish Philly.

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047526 No.95738

>Reigns

>Nakamura

>Cena

Oh sweet jesus Vince you madman you wouldn't.

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41940c No.95739

>Cena eliminates Roman

>Nakamura eliminates Cena

Least bad outcome.

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bd6eb8 No.95740

Cena and Roman are fucking hells

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4364c7 No.95741

Another shitty slingblade, please dont do them unless youre a proven once in a century talent

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4049f5 No.95742

File: bb45ca8bd9648e7⋯.png (446.81 KB,2560x1440,16:9,vince-mcmahon-evil-laugh.png)

>>95740

Not while I'm booking it.

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41940c No.95743

File: 0ae7b8fab19371a⋯.gif (1.24 MB,320x179,320:179,laughing cesaro.gif)

>Lawler keeps calling him "Shit's kay"

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4b15f0 No.95744

>>95742

>you know it's true.

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bd6eb8 No.95745

Still the hope

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0d7cb7 No.95746

File: 57ed917f32dd2cb⋯.jpg (137.51 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Tana PC.jpg)

>>95741

Unprofessional doctors letting you have a PC in the hospital

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4049f5 No.95747

If Nakamura wins Chaos takeover of WWE confirmed.

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db9614 No.95748

Yep, Ramens winnin'

No way Vince lets a NJPW star win.

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634375 No.95749

Nakamura did fuck all this rumble, he doesnt deserve to win.

Problem is the other option is roman, fuck man.

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0d7cb7 No.95750

>tfw want Ramen to win just to hear the earth shaking booing

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bd6eb8 No.95751

Lets go Nakamura, the weeb community exist.

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41940c No.95752

File: 113ce9b5797e0b6⋯.jpg (44.58 KB,640x640,1:1,nakamura sees autism.jpg)

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4049f5 No.95753

Just get it over with Roman.

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4049f5 No.95754

>Cole still calling him Shin

I'm just gonna start calling Michael Cole "Mai".

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41940c No.95755

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bd6eb8 No.95756

Yess fucking saved

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d7e285 No.95757

FUKKEN SAVED

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5b9380 No.95758

File: 4e7bfc93e35bb38⋯.jpg (76.56 KB,500x625,4:5,4e7bfc93e35bb38ebb215c58b5….jpg)

FUCK IT, ANYONE BUT RAMEN

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41940c No.95759

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4b15f0 No.95760

File: 9b6d9cd687ddcda⋯.jpg (113.27 KB,720x738,40:41,Freedy.jpg)

>>95754

>I'm just gonna start calling Michael Cole "Mai".

<not Mai Cole

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4049f5 No.95761

Obvious ending is obvious.

Get ready for a foregone conclusion for Elimination Chamber.

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41940c No.95762

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db9614 No.95763

File: 7af92ff65971dc1⋯.png (557.31 KB,551x535,551:535,suprised weatherman.PNG)

Oh my

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41940c No.95764

THE FINAL DELETION

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b54c6c No.95765

AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

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634375 No.95766

NJPW is going over brother.

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b3dc0a No.95767

File: 8da44f115e7a0f3⋯.gif (1.98 MB,500x215,100:43,nakamura wink.gif)

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0d7cb7 No.95768

File: 8439ec83ad07c75⋯.jpg (9.9 KB,217x270,217:270,tanahashi.jpg)

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE THIS FUCKING TRAITOR WON

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317aa4 No.95769

File: f965d12fa896b1c⋯.gif (1020.38 KB,500x373,500:373,wooo.gif)

It wasn't Roman

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cc3dd1 No.95770

File: d834c018481e26b⋯.png (405.42 KB,449x463,449:463,aj proud.png)

>AJ vs Shinsuke at WM

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62200b No.95771

DADDY NAKAMURA

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41940c No.95772

File: d656dd26bd09e33⋯.png (608.65 KB,582x564,97:94,tfw gays eliminated.png)

>Nakamura goes for the lower title from AJ

>not for the Universal title

At least it should be a

DREAM MATCH™

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4049f5 No.95773

File: 52459f2d67a6a0c⋯.jpg (68.9 KB,600x800,3:4,52459f2d67a6a0cc74d1e60bb7….jpg)

Chaos takeover over WWE confirmed.

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634375 No.95774

Over all this was a decent rumble, which makes it the best rumble of this decade.

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f9904d No.95775

File: 51c5e9ea8ea0c16⋯.jpg (131.62 KB,579x501,193:167,shocked.jpg)

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41940c No.95776

Also

PART 2/CONTINUATION THREAD

>>95371

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db9614 No.95777

File: e10afbfeb45c2db⋯.jpg (129.09 KB,1280x720,16:9,MITB.jpg)

NOICE

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634375 No.95778

>>95776

Why? It's over.

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41940c No.95783

>>95778

>implying

There's still Bork/Fireman/NOT FINISHED WITH YOU and a pissBREAK.

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