/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

I know it's going to be shit but for some reason I feel that the card isn't too bad. A shame that New Day vs Rusev Day is on the kickoff show, deserves a place on the main show.

>>127401

That's pretty sick, they got Stone Cold for this PPV.

Remember when people were excited for the miz vs db feud?

>>127404

2 years too late

>>127407

The artist snackamura is 100% running in on the jeff randall match.

>>127407

You know Becky and Charlotte are wrestling each other again in the next PPV, right?

>>127411

What, the Evolution leaked match card? Think it's actually legit?

>>127409

Why do Indians love Roman so much?

>>127412

No, the Aussie event.

Paige is looking good

Kickoff show is live

>A member of the wwe universe

Jeff dying will open the show

Why did the spit roastie steal renee's jacket?

>That feel when aj styles and samoan joe are both in the wwe feuding for the wwe title and it's somehow a mid card feud

>It's a SOLD OUT SHOW

Looks pretty empty to me, Coach. And what a surprise, Rosenberg is still acting like a Sjw faggot-Jew.

Wow, no one on the Preshow looks happy, and it seems like they hate the Bald SjwJew (Seems like he's creeping out Paige, and Otunga just hates being near him). There's just no chemistry.

>>127429

It's pretty amazing how they can't find four people that can be comfortable with each other for an hour.

>All those empty seats

>>127431

Raw legit used to get 1000 users at least

So many empty seats lol

>>127430

They really need to get rid of the Sjw Jew, and make Coach do something else. No one likes being around them. At least Afro Jew can talk about stuff without being an obnoxious, Sjw-Jew cunt like Rosenberg.

>>127432

>>127433

=BUT MUH WWE STOCK IS GOING UP TAKE THAT YOU HAETRS IM FROM REDDIT I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BIZNESS AND STOCKS!==

>>127438

As long as you know you're drinking chemicals more than pumpkins, it's all good.

>Literally full rows of empty seats

Preshows are a mistake

Yeah fuck you Rusev and New Day, you don't matter

>Ruru match going on

<Spit on Ruru fans with a Lousy Rousy ad no one wants

Oh Steph. Fuck you

So they're showing ads to try to get people watching on youtube to subscribe to the 999 network. Doesn't interrupting the match with ads actually detract from that?

>>127446

I gave up understanding McMahon business practices.

>Big E killing himself for a half empty preshow crowd

JUSTsev Day

>>127452

That was a decent match even if we new New Meme would win (spoiler: Lousy, Ramen, and Charlotte win tonight). Too bad it's going to be the only good match tonight.

Even with Booker T, they still can't click together, Poor Booker. I guess Otunga got sick of the Sjw Jew because he looked pissed.

Worried about Foley lads

Don't fans normally pop or boo when someone comes out in an interview? I swear it felt like Dunn did some muting.

I'd give Paige my sliding D

That was the most awkward pre-show this year.

>>127458

She's full of ugly tattoos and cocaine.

>Charlotte's "Demon" background looks suspiciously similar to Nightmare Moon

What does this ppv have to do with demons again?

>>127462

IT'S A DEMAWNIC STRUGTURE MAGGLE

that was retarded

JEFF HARVEY

Pretty much admitting Ramen isn't a draw when you have to overbook with Special Ref Foley who is in the match just because

This crowd is dead af tonight!

>>127462

>What does hell have to do with demons

>>127467

Dead, or all the crowd mics are muted and Dunn's just piping the theme music with a fake reverb effect direct into the feed.

>>127467

Watching Rusev lose deflated the crowd

>>127469

Yea, either Dunn muted the boos Boreton got, or this crowd is really dead.

>>127468

I just don't remember them using demons to promote this one for some reason.

>This 2008 as fuck match

flimsy cage

>Adding Hurricane Florence to this fued

Oh fuck you, Corey, and fuck you Vince.

CAN'T SEE SHIT

Painting the cage red was a terrible idea.

>>127476

>>127475

It kinda hurts my eyes.

>>127480

If we're having trouble with the red cell imagine watching this live. Those people probably can't see shit.

What kind of pussy referee pushes a table out of the ring during a HIAC match

>>127481

We're already 20 minutes in…and nothing fucking interesting is going on.

THE YAPAPAY

THROAT SHOT

>>127485

What did you expect?

Two guys in the twilight of their careers.

One doesn't give a shit and hasn't for a long time.

The other is taking time off after he loses.

It is to be expected

This ref is quick counting like a motherfucker

SCREWDRIVER

oh wait he's not doing anythi

WHAT THE FUCK

This nigga's gonna fucking DIE

>>127488

It's so bad Dunn has to add fake oohs and pops to make it good

This match picked up nicely halfway through.

>>127495

>Actually watching the show

What are you, gay?

>>127494

This match is probably the best it's gonna get tonight. Bleeding, screw drivers, ladders, it's all downhill from here.

RIP Jeff

F

HOLY FUCK

This shouldn't have opened the show.

Orton is just dumbfounded

>>127494

Fuck you that was great. Blood and carnage makes for great tv. This went way better than i expected. too bad the rest of the show is gonna suck

>>127503

This is fucking cringe.

Not to mention this match is slow as fucked and they're literally laying on the floor for minutes while the other walks around the ring.

I went to the shitter, did Juff die?

>>127505

Ok I'm already tired of your shit go the fuck back to reddit, those faggots at squaredcircle will probably agree with you.

>>127507

Well this happened >>127504

and then he crashed through a table after doing a dive off the top of the cell because Randy moved out of the way.

>>127506

>>127508

No retarded fake wrestling is retarded. Orton lay on the fucking ground while jeff got 2 ladders and a table perfectly aligned and then lay on a table for a further couple of minutes while jeff climbed a ladder decided not to jump from that ladder and then climbed the other ladder and then dangled and performed gymnastics off the roof for another 10 seconds.

HERE COMES STONE COLD BECKY LYNCH

>>127510

>>>/ufc/

>>127510

>WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.webm

no noise from the crowd at all after the initial cheer…?

>Dunn mutes the pops for Becky

LOL

>No pop for Becky

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT STONE COLD

>Supposed to be a heel

>Still has that face as fuck theme

Guess they still don't want to invest in her

Boos from crowd and then silence.

>>127520

>No pops for Charloote

<Dunn muted the Boos

Holy Shit! This can't be real!

How is Becky supposed to be the heel anyway when she's right? Someone coming off of injury, walking into your opportunity without putting effort in, and stealing your achievement after you do all the work would piss anyone off

>>127526

>questioning wwe logic.

Jesus these women are as athletic as cm punk

brilliant sequence

>>127526

>>127527

Remember the time when Cena stole Ryder's girlfriend after Ryder lost, and then Cena fat-shamed Vicky Guerrero? Good times.

>The heel fights like a face, and vice-versa

I just don't know anymore.

>>127530

>crowd wants ryder.

>ryder gets humiliated week after week by kane.

>ryder gets cucked by cena.

>ryder gets no pay off fades back into obscurity and cena goes on to mainevent another wrestlemania.

>>127526

Because road dogg says so.

Slow motion match

Time for Charlotte to go Jane Cena mode, I guess.

>>127534

Womens wrestling doesn't matter which promotion or what era is was and always will be fucking awful.

>>127534

Probably because Flair can barely wrestle. She's one step above Nikki Bella

Is becky drunk?

D-d-did Hell just freeze?!

>>127539

Women cant wrestle. They arent big enough, they arent athletic enough.

Charlottewinslo-

wait WTF

>inb4 muh rematch clause

>>127543

>muh mastodons

t. vince

>>127543

Are you here just to complain about every match tonight? who died and made you official salty smark?

>Becky tells off a spoiled brat

<Corey is triggered

Shut the fuck up, Corey.

>shawn maggles

>>127549

Yes and to laugh at retarded kids.

>>127552

You have to go back.

>>>/reddit/

Becky only won the title because she's in the marine.

>>127552

Shows you, I'm the 30 year old boomer, bitch.

>>127553

Shut up road dogg I don't have to like the story you're failing to tell.

>Woman announcer

>starts talking about feels.

>>127554

Dolph was in a movie or two, and he still got dicked over.

Apparently brock lesnar is backstage so expect him to run in and cost braun the match

Why does Dean have that discount Triple H look? He looks like he's gonna be in a porno.

You'd think Rene would put some effort into commentating with her husband in the match.

>>127562

>tenor

There are still empty seats!

DISQUALIFY HIS ARSE

>We need some fresh legs

Dafuq does that even mean?!

>Seth bouncing his ass on the rope

>>127567

>Dean has the best work ethic

<I disagree, Rene

Shots fired!

NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE FALCON ARROW

HE DID THE DEAL

This is getting good now

ARE YOU KIDDIN ME

Decent matches on a PPV? Did Vince secretly die?

He's putting those educated feet to good use!

>>127574

It started off slow, but it picked up. Good ending though.

>Ziggles and McIntire actually don't job out for once

>against the shield on top of that

<the win was bullshit

Based Drew saving wwe

>drew literally carrying dolph

Wow that was an actual good visual

Why does the WWE continue to use three announcers when two is enough? Listening to Rene is annoying.

Great authority, Mick! Not!

>>127577

>>127577

the story is that drew is Dolphs ace in the hole so I don't even mind the BS finish since it fed into that

>>127582

Mick's face merges so well with Roman's he may as well be him.

>MMC is back

why

It drew no dimes last time.

>>127585

Faceberg money

I thought I would never miss Saxton after hearing Renee.

>AJ "Forever in the midcard" Styles

And to think nuJapan fans want more NJPW guys in WWE

>wwe title this early on

>the music in the promo package doesn't come on

Oh wow

is Samoa Joe not allowed to use the muscle buster anymore since he almost killed Tyson Kidd it was a great move

I LOVE YOU SAMOA

This streaming anywhere other than WWE Network?

>>127593

taima.tv/r/wooo

taima.tv/r/woooalt

AIN'T NOBODY RESPECT THIS REDNECK

>>127595

>taima.tv/r/wooo

thx anon

NECK

CRANK

PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA

>iraq bomb

somewhere right now Dixie Carter is scratching her head

Joe was cucked

MORE BLOOD!

>Dunn missed the shot

What shitty jabs

I don't get how a UFC fighter that's claimed to be the "baddest bitch" has terrible jabs.

>>127609

She was always shitty at strikes. She was only ever good at making people tap out.

>>127611

Yet the women who beat her ass in UFC threw better punches.

>>127612

She's not even good at submissions.

Gotta shill the Marine, fellas!

BOTCH MODE

I'm falling asleep

>NOBODY TOUCHES MY WIFE

It's an intergender match, you retard.

VEGANFAG BTFO

>Continuing this feud

Kill me, Pete

That's fucking funny, incompetent Brie fucks it again

I can't tell if I'm supposed to be happy or disappointed; happy knowing Miz and Maryse beat a cuck and his wife, but disappointed they're going to keep this feud going?

>still in the middle of a ppv

>already doing the "almost nothing but still frames" for replays

ANAL BLEEDING

LOCAL MEDICAL FACILITY

I guess Lousy is gonna actually do something for 30 minutes, since most of the matches have been around 30-40 minutes.

Inb4 Booleyfag and the other fag go into an autistic battle over Alexa

>Alexa wearing a crown of thorns

BLASPHEMY

>>127634

They did it two years ago with BLM Botcha Banks and Charlotte. It was such a train wreck of a match they never did it again.

>>127636

>t. Paul Heyman

I hope this shit match ends quickly, so we cut the autism between booleyfag and the Alexafag (and any other faggot who likes women wrestlers).

>>127641

if you would actually show up for more than just the ppv threads you'd know blissfag is gone and booleyfag changed to toni.

>Ronda has shitty little boots

>>127643

He'll be forever known as Booleyfag, and I know he posts different girls like the faggot he is (like shitty Iiconics, Sonya/Mandy, etc).

>Rhonda worked tooth and nail

<Fed title shots, and barely does anything out of a shitty, female Stone Cold Steve Austin

Umm, ok Rene. So what's with the commentators saying everyone is a hard worker?

Jesus fucking Christ, Rene just sucks at commentating.

And Lousy is entering Ultra Instinct mode.

SWAGGIE BOMB

INSTA-TAPOUT

fucking wew

Rhondawinslol. I guess she's not going to lose anytime soon.

>Foley doesn't even do any of his old intro walk-in routines

Low energy.

>>127656

The man is BROKEN in more ways than one. Probably got enough metal in him by now to be classified as half cyborg.

[WINDOW SHATTERING EARTH SHAKING BOOING]

>Those shitty dog graphics

Are they implying Roman is an unsafe animal?

I didn't know painting it red made it reinforced. Is that like painting flames on your car so it will go faster?

>Dunn twists the Boos and Pops for Ramen

>Dunn adds shrieks to make Ramen look awesome

LOL

>A Ppv about cage matches

<There were only two matches that used the cage

<The "baddest bitch" doesn't fight in a cage match

You know, this isn't what I would really call Hell in a Cell.

>>127657

Reminder that Mick Foley is a cucked, sjw bitch who defends Muslim rapists and terrorists while he cried about Trump being an evil, rapist-tyrant man.

KEEP ADDING THAT SHRIEK, DUNN! WE GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG, DAMMIT!

>>127661

If it's "painted" as in coated with some sort of plastic, it could actually be some sort of safety thing so the wrestlers don't get scraped up too much.

>low IQ cameramen keep getting in Braun's way and getting bumped

>Cell is plastic

>Roman has the connors cure thing on his back

>it's a "Braun does the corner charge thing and the target gets out of the way last second" episode

>commentary damage control for Foleys fuck up

So who is the worst at commentating: Byron, Otunga, Coach, or Rene? I didn't think it was possible to make Byron look good.

TABLES GOOD

>>127671

Coach by far

>>127671

Byron is lowkey god tier. He plays the ultra babyface punchingbag so well.

>Taima thinks the scream is legit

<It's more like Dunn is adding it every time Ramen does something

Dummies

>>127676

>Implying that's not vince screaming for roman

Is Rene supposed to represent the group of casual watchers that only watch wrestling because their kid wanted a John Cena action figure? I absolutely cannot stand her commentary tonight.

>noodleman and Braun can't do shit with the cage

>have to call in the tag team allies to do the big bumps instead

<even though they already had a match

>Look at this nut

THANK GOD IN HELL

There's no way that "This is awesome" chant was authentic.

>Pussy bump

>rollins crashed and burned it down

>wimpier cage spot bump than the boss's son did last year

>not even LUNATIC FRINGE is involved

Can Strowman actually fucking cash in already.

>>127687

He already did, this match was his cash in.

WWE did something I thought they would try to avoid: blue ball the fuck out of every fucking person who sat through that fucking shit show of a match. Seriously?! A no fucking contest?! That's how that shit is going to fucking end!?

the only way to redeem this is to

>>127692

You alright there sport

LESNAR CRASHED AND BURNED IT DOWN

>>127692

Nothing can redeem this PPV after the last few. The only good matches were Ruru's Burial and Dolph and Drew v. Dean and Seth (Becky's only had a good ending). Everything else was a shit show from the Pre-show gang being so awkward and uncomfortable with each other (thanks to the bald, SjwJew) to Rene being garbage on commentary (How do you make Saxton and Coach look good is beyond me). I can't bolieve they're still going to keep so many shitty fucking feuds no one wants (Joe v. Aj and probably Drby the Cuck v. Miz the Chad). That main event was a giant fuck you to everyone.

>>127697

>thinking the first HIAC wasn't good

>>127671

Rene. Otunga and Coach are about the same for me, they're there and annoying but Rene is downright cringe to listen to. It's like having someone who never watched wrestling before comment on show and it sucked as a result.

Byron is great as a battered babyface, he could get really good chemistry if used properly.

I don't understand why people say Striker was a bad commentator though.

>>127699

And she's Coach's replacement on weekly shows for some reason.

>>127698

It took a long-ass time to be any good, and both of them didn't really give a shit. They sold the ending.

>>127699

Stryker was pure cringe when he did any commentary on ECW, and sounded like a bigger dork than Saxton. He got better when he left the WWE.

>>127700

Because Coach is fucking terrible, and has no clue on selling anything. He was a train wreck at SummerSlam.

>>127702

>Stryker was pure cringe when he did any commentary on ECW, and sounded like a bigger dork than Saxton. He got better when he left the WWE.

That's probably why then. I remember him hearing him with Vampiro in AAA and that they were pretty good despite triggering Dave Meltzer to all hell.

>>127703

Poor guy tried salvage that show while Vampiro was flipping out. I didn't see Triple A, but I heard it was a total mess of an event.

>>127704

Vampiro was chimping out at Konnan most of the night and ended up challenging him to a Loser Leaves Mexico match which was unusual but still understandable. The reason the show was a mess was because they had massive technical issues for a solid 40 minutes at the beginning of the show before doing a time out to fix the issues.

It was crazy ass endings, but it was pretty fun to watch. Even though they are incredibly stupid concepts when talked about (ie: the corrupt referee) it was entertaining to watch and didn't drag on really unlike a WWE PPV. Meanwhile I'm pretty sure everyone felt cheated out of the HIAC ending in No Contest 20 minutes early after dealing with four hours of pointless bullshit and boring matches.

>>127706

yeah wish they had just let roman or braun win, but the first hiac match was good, raw tag match was good, becky winning was nice, and the joe aj match was okay but like last time is just leading to something else survivor series? Hell even with it being a BS finish brock coming out as a surprise was cool. Brie Bella and Alexa Bliss were the worst parts of the show, so definitely not a great ppv but not bad either

Like it or not, this is probably the best WWE PPV this year. Not bad.

WOR if anyone gives a fuck

my.mixtape.moe/zvnqgp.mp3

>>127759

>that first question

>WHAT'S BROCK LESNAR DOING IN THE WWE ZONE?

I love their autism

JUST

>>127757

It's so sad how true this is with every PPV being dog shit awful this year. You think there can't be a PPV worse than SJWmania or SummerSlam, but the WWE pulls it off somehow.

>>127761

>They confiscated signs that were for Becky

<Because everyone hates Charlotte, and isn't buying her as the Jane Cena of the WYMZ DVISN let alone an entitled face

The McMahons are still trying to force wrestlers down everyone's throats, and still think we're supposed to cheer for and pity Charlotte. Imagine if someone brought a Lousy Rousy sign.

https://www.prowrestling.com/hell-in-a-cell-its-time-to-flush/

Even soyboys thought this was a shit show.

>>127824

They'll keep watching anyway because of no conviction.